PSA: If your top 3 Monogataris aren't some arrangement of Bat, Bird, and Kaiki, you have inferior taste.
That is all.
only if bat is koyomi and not shinobu.
Bat and Kaiki I agree with, but you spelled Bee very oddly.
![[HorribleSubs] Tsukimonogatari - (01-04) [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.10.51_[2015.01.02_09.29.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vW21oTW.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Tsukimonogatari - (01-04) [720p].mkv_snapshot_00.10.51_[2015.01.02_09.29.29].jpg")
>>133083036
>Bird
>>133083128
A man of fine taste.
Since I watched Medusa and Time last night mine is Bat, Snail andSnake
>>133083036
The best character is Araragi and this show should have stopped after Bake
Holy fuck this is the first time I've seen somebody with the same opinions as me.
What's the catch?
>>133083036
Replace Bird with Crab and I can agree
Bat, Medusa, Ougi
>>133083036
Switch out kaiki for snake and we're on the same page
>>133083264
Are you one of those people who dropped it on Nise and think everything else is like it?
>>133083385
I watched Nise and thought it was shit and then I started watching Second season and dropped the series
>>133083036
Bat is a boring character that just offers snoozefest exposition and has very little personality of her own, even then it's already a role taken by senjougahara.
Bird is a meme character and any top 3 containing her should be disregarded.
Kaiki is the GOAT and doesn't need to be in any top 3, it's a given.
The only optimal top 3 is any arrangement of hachikuji, senjougahara, and hanekawa.
>>133083420
I understand not liking Nise as it deliberately betrays expectations someone coming from Bake has, and pushes the important stuff to the background making it seem like pointless filler at first glance.
But what about Second Season bothered you?
>>133083532
>comparing mildly amusing bat to least interesting character in the series; crab
Kill yourself my man.
>>133083532
The bat one was really good because of snail and doll.
And snake/medusa is really good too.
>>133083532
>Bat
>very little personality of her own
>>133083195
I see absolutely nothing wrong here anon.
>>133083568
Most people like ONLY the fanservice of Nise and don't think the rest is very good.
While I agree 99%, I feel that the last two episodes of Nise are quite good.
>>133083195
She ever find out she's not blood related?
>Kaiki meme
Bat, Snail, Doll. Bee as a runner up just for being the sexiest tomboy out there.
>>133083651
Fan service isn't enough. I find some of the plots and characters interesting as fuck. Valkyrie drive is pure fanservice and it's incredibly boring so I dropped it
>>133083376
Implying not thinking Kaiki is best girl, Snake is good but come on.
>>133083700
Later books establish she can't be allowed to know what she is.
>>133083651
When I rewatched Nise after finishing Second Season I came to appreciate it a lot more for all the groundwork it lays.
>>133083719
>bat, snail, doll
Let's be honest lads, this is araragi's top 3 despite what he feels towards bee, crab, or cat.
>>133083700
She kinda is.
At least 'blood inspired'.
Memebird literally replaced the actual sister. She looks the same as what would have been born normally, just with the memebird powers.
Because she looks that way there is still an undeniably genetic connection.
>>133083756
Why? She seems pretty strong willed that it wouldn't wreck her
>>133083768
Replace doll by monkey
>>133083768
nah, those are just his loli slaves. I dont think he seriously likes the loli's, he just likes messing around with them.
>>133083756
>Later books
That was established back in Tsukihi Phoenix. If Tsukihi ever learns of her true nature, Kagenui will hunt her down.
>>133083740
Oh, I'm saying I like the fanservice, and that's the only thing that anyone likes.
Not justifying that it can hold up a show at all.
I meant to add that I was curious if anyone else liked the last pieces of Nise like I did, as I felt they were pretty good compared to the other high notes of the entire franchise.
kaiki is shit before the end of second season but he's pretty great then admittedly
i'd rather worship an actual goddess but bat is pretty good
>>133083841
I really enjoyed the last episode of the bird arc, the music and narration made for a good ending. I think it was an orchestral variation of the OP for that arc.
Any one else agree that all Monogatari girls are good in their own way? I mean i actually like all of them. Snake a best but they are all pretty gud
>>133083911
>snake a best
>>133083911
I can't think of one I truly dislike, so yeah.
>>133083939
>Not liking a literal god
>>133083845
I was this poster:
>>133083841
I started appreciating Kaiki immensely during the last episode of Nise.
>>133083973
Someone didn't finish the second season.
>>133084031
STOP
>>133084031
I did. I wish she would have stayed a god and just get over her murder boner.
>>133083973
>anything, fact or fiction redeeming a character who is a stupid annoying bitch with no personality.
Snake was good for the single shining moment she was talking shit to her classm8s.
And I'm not even sure I truly enjoyed that scene and that it wasn't just a single brighter shade of brown amongst the pile of shit that is a snake-narrated arc.
>>133084053
That position has been taken by a better individual.
>>133084044
Owarimonogatari is currently airing, If someone is spoiled for not watching the past seasons its their fault anon.
>>133084031
To be fair we never see her after. She might have retained her godliness
>>133084084
I meant "don't remind me of this you baka".
>>133083911
Pic related is my least favorite, but she has her moments.
>>133083036
Elder god tier taste.
>>133084159
Karen is so lovably dumb and simple-minded.
>>133083036
But kaiki isn't a girl.
If you say kaiki is best girl, you're just a retarded meme parrot.
>>133083911
I can agree for all except snake, her only redeeming quality is the bro snake that was talking to her in her head.
>>133083036
>Bird
>Not monkey, spooky or bee
Shit taste senpai desu ne? Sasuga OP
So is Kizu really airing next year or will they just delay it again?
Also, what's the deal with the Kizu novel being officially translated first?
>>133084325
Kizu is the first one on chronological order no ?
>>133084325
>airing
It's a trilogy of movies, you moron.
>>133084387
Well, yeah, but wouldn't release order be more important? Not that I mind.
>>133084495
Should I have said "showing", "filming"? You knew what I meant.
>>133084319
This is an English imageboard, friend.
>>133084159
Personal taste is a funny thing. Your least favorite is my favorite.
>>133084562
Using "filming" would be very wrong.
Options include "opening", "getting released" or "going to be screened".
>>133083036
Bat, Crab and Snail are my top 3. Come at me, heretic.
Cat, Kaiki and Meme desu senpai
>>133083838
what if bird gets buff and decides to hunt kagenui down, could hide in mongolia too
>>133083128
My fucking nigga.
>>133083808
her subconscious bird actually blacks out any supernatural experiences right away, that's why she can't remember bat even tough being confronted by it directly.
ragi could probably tell her she's a phoenix and she wouldn't remember
Snail is my favorite, followed by snail and snail.
It's all just snail for me actually.
>>133083788
there is probably no natural genetic connection, but a fake imitating the real thing so well that no one could tell the difference, not even on a genetical level, is just as good.
>>133083911
I dont like sodachi, and senjougahara is a little iffy, but i honestly like them all in their own way
Crab, Cat, and Monkey for life.Bat, Snail, and Doll for the immortal endgame harem though.
>>133083036
But you mispelled Tooe, Izuko and Kanbaru who are renown best girls.
>>133085112
>but a fake imitating the real thing so well that no one could tell the difference, not even on a genetical level, is just as good.
I disagree, a fake imitating something so good you can't tell the difference is even better than the real thing.
>>133083036
Bat, Bird, Snail. Get on my level senpai
>>133085208
there's more effort in it but in the end you couldn't tell them apart
>>133085208
Shut up Kikey.
I only got to Nise, but I found Kaiki to be a huge faggot.
>>133085208
Every time this comes up, I always wonder what Gaen's answer would be.
>>133084646
Even the nips think she's shit, oh the irony
>>133083036
I don't remember which one was bat, kaiki or meme. Was bat the time travel one?
Is there a list or something I can reference?
>>133085264
He gets good in second season
Close enough OP
>>133085327
Post link senpai
>>133085343
http://charactersort.6te.net/index.html desu
OP basically loves those who fucked up Nadeko's life
>>133085208
Tits are fake ass, but tits>ass
>>133085208
I dont know. I think the real thing is better. Its true that the fake is putting in more effort to be real, but i think thats a bad thing. If an engine has to put more effort to get the same result as another, you would just be burning more gas to get the same performance. But i dont know. I just thought it was interesting
>>133085381
>Bat or bird harming Snake
well memed
>>133085392
That metaphor is completely wrong.
It's not more effort, it is the existence of effort at all as opposed to none.
>Snake appearance in the last episode.
The season is saved boys.
>>133085272
She's god, so she would just create something that is of greater value than the real or the fake.
>>133083036
Doll, Kaiki, and Monkey
Cat's aight
>>133085272
The object's value is only relative to it's use to me. Whether it is real or fake is irrelevant.
Anyone got kiraikiraikirai in their top 3 yet?
>>133085581
Which is basically Oshino's stance. In that they're both in equal value.
>>133085381
I just wish Shaft still had the guts for loli service.
>>133083911
i don't like bat. i dont like her as a loli and i dont like her as an adult.
>>133085650
Well yes and no. Given each exorcist took something from Gaen, Oshino took the balance aspect which Gaen talks about twice, once in Neko White and again in Shinobu Time.
So while you are correct, the nuances are different.
>>133085665
Tell me about Bat. Why does she wear the band-aid?
>>133085449
I think im starting to get it
Please go easy on me Senpai.
I have a thing for kind girls who go easy on me at slower paces. Tsukihi is arguably far too much verbal prowess for me to match, but I love her conversations.
>>133085802
To be born good, obviously. You haven't incurred negative karma by being an asshole and your goodness isn't worth more just because you were evil before hand.
Your good is now equal to everyone elses.
>>133085099
>>133085099
>only other snailfag besides me
>>133085661
my shaft does ;)
>>133085842
i simply did not post yet
snail is best, followed by bat, followed by monkey.
>>133085292
I just realized these were the characters, not arcs
>Theres no arc called bat
>>133085724
So that I can hammer my dick to her.
>>133086029
That would be extremely painful.
>>133085853
>;)
Kill yourself
I dont like sodachi
>>133083298
Oh god, my eyes!
>tsukihifags crawling out of the woodwork for some reason
go back to being irrelevant like your precious bird
>>133086046
For you!
![[Coalgirls]_Nekomonogatari_Playall_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[3DAE1544].mkv_snapshot_00.53.28_[2015.10.30_00.41.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yNgbgCB.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Nekomonogatari_Playall_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[3DAE1544].mkv_snapshot_00.53.28_[2015.10.30_00.41.22].jpg")
>>133086154
Why this much hostility Anon? Can't handle opinions?
>>133086136
Something wrong?
>>133086231
Good shit senpai
>>133086113
>all these sengokus
I guess we're all finally ready to admit who is real best girl after pretending for so long eh?
Kagenui, Gaen and Mamaragi desu senpai
>>133086329
I don't like Kagenui.
She is old hag. I prefer them younger and tighter.
>>133086329
Gaen is awful senpai
Meme a best
>>133083036
Alrighty then, does this satisfy you?
Bat = Cat = Monkey > Bee = Snail = Doll > Bird > Salesman at Mister Donut > That empty train > that pile of turd > Crab > Snake
kaiki is just a tier above anything else so, yeah.
>>133086442
Do you literally not understand your own image?
>>133083911
This pic. Only two of them are not looking ath the camera. Everyone else is eye raping the cameraman.
Guess who's taking the picture.
>>133086477
>Salesman at Mister Donut that low
>>133086477
Kaiki > Bird > Bat = Snail = Corpse > THE REST > Crab > Snake
>>133086529
Karen-chan is in the anon's top 3, it's not really hard to understand:^)
>>133086529
Best guy
>>133083036
>no Cat
How do you make yourself get out of bed everyday?
>>133086628
Hanekawa is cute. I would love to marry her.
>>133083036
>Bird
Nice platinum bait.
![[Coalgirls]_Nekomonogatari_Playall_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[3DAE1544].mkv_snapshot_00.11.00_[2015.10.29_20.36.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hoxydIZ.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Nekomonogatari_Playall_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[3DAE1544].mkv_snapshot_00.11.00_[2015.10.29_20.36.27].jpg")
>>133086723
Tsukihi is platinum delicious.
>>133083036
I agree with Bat and Kaiki of course however I think as we get deeper into Owari Cat is now top 3.
See pic related for Hanekawa having visualizing how I felt listening to all Ougi's lies and trickery.
>>133086742
She has no good personality.
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>>133086772
She has far more good personality than you.
>>133086811
Like what? I only remember she's faking to be a violent yandere to have interesting personality.
>>133086852
Anyone is better than you anon, it's not a hard feat.
>>133083532
>The only optimal top 3 is any arrangement of hachikuji, senjougahara, and hanekawa.
This guy gets it
Snail > Bat > Doll
>>133086766
>Ougi's lies and trickery
>>133083302
This man understands.A monkey is fine too.
![[Coalgirls]_Nisemonogatari_03_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[17FA1D49].mkv_snapshot_11.38_[2015.10.17_23.32.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cEvDpcC.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Nisemonogatari_03_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[17FA1D49].mkv_snapshot_11.38_[2015.10.17_23.32.06].jpg")
bat, crab and kaiki
>>133085372They're all good though.
>>133083036
>all this good taste appreciating Bird
am I still on /a/
>>133087668
Where else would you be?
>not Bat Bee Monkey
Karen > Senjougahara > Kanbaru > Hanekawa > Shinobu > Tsukihi > Hachikuji > getting hit by a bus > Nadeko
>>133085618
She was #4 for me after Kaiki, Snake and Cat and I didn't expect that at all.
>>133085372
This is fun.
>>133085618
I do.
>>133083788
>Memebird
Thanks, anon.
>>133083264
Kaiki >>>>>> Ararararagi
>>133088531
Karen > Senjougahara > Kanbaru > Hanekawa > Shinobu > Tsukihi > Hachikuji > getting hit by a bus driven by Ougi > Nadeko
>>133083973
Not even the best goddess in the series desu
>>133085372
>Asking me to choose between Meme vs. Keeki
Well this was kinda tough.
I do like Yotsugi, but really can't enjoy Tsukimonogatari. It feels just boring. One of the reason might be because they don't tell story about Yotsugi outside of what we already know.
>>133089681
Nigger rewatch Tsuki, we learned a lot about Yotsugi and how she thinks
Also, the Gaen/Shinobu bully scene is tops
>>133089713
Like what? Her being a corpse doll revived by Kagenui have been told in Second Season.
>>133089758
That she has her own ego but not her own will, hence the climax of the story as well as the skirt lifting scene. She also vilifies herself for her actions and her lack of free will.
Also, brushing off the further explanation of the dynamic between the Ghost Busters when they created Yotsugi is petty. They go into a lot more detail in Tsuki and it's great insight into the dynamics between the ghost busters
That's why it's such a big deal when she kills Teori. Maybe it's just not your sort of story but saying we didn't learn anything new about her is just factually wrong
>>133088084
Here's your reply
>>133090029
T-thanks.
>>133089898
>That she has her own ego but not her own will
What does it mean? I'm curious. Does this means that although she has awareness/personality/self she can't act upon it?
Now that you've mentioned it maybe I just didn't paid much attention to the dialogues because of the excessive posings in the visuals.
>>133083036
Two months will Kizumonogatari. Got your tickets already, /a/? Where will you go see it?
>>133090365
Yeah exactly that
I'm a Yotsugi apologist so I'm biased but I think you'd appreciate watching through it again
>>133090431
Osaka first day watch.
>>133090490
Tokyo for me.
>>133083911
Are Bird and Snake thinking about entering the world of yuri?
lack of love for spooky troubles me
post apocalyptic adult snail deserve more attention
The previous ep of Owari made me bump up Math.
She deserves some happiness after all that suffering
So I am watching Monogatari right now... why does it feel like i need to know moon just to read subs.. I feel like I am missing a lot
Daily reminder
Meme>Kaiki>Gaen>Yozuru>Tedori>>>>Crab>Bat>Money>Cat>Bee>Bird>Snail>Spooky>Doll>Math>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Snake
>>133092119
What are you doing in our hideout? No girls allowed!
I'm glad it got the simple fact that Snail is by far the best.
>>133092015
You're missing a little but not a ton, just take it slow
>>133083036
Who the fuck is bird?
>>133092880
read the fucking thread, or better yet watch the fucking show
>>133092880
see >>133085918
bird=tsukihi
>>133092880
>Who the fuck is bird?
>>133092880
Meme
>>133083036
Bat, Crab and Kaiki are top three.
Which monogatari has the largest breasts?
>>133093743
Who cares? Small tits are best tits
>>133091209
>le spooky ougi xD
The only meme this show needs is Oshino.
>>133093816
Fuck off, pedo.
>>133083036
I'm only missing Kaiki. Fuck that guy. I havecatinstead
>>133093743
Cat wins over big bat I think. Don't quote me on that.
>>133093743
Kiss-Shit. She's like a J-cup.
>>133093897
>big
>fat
>cat
>tats
>>133083036
Kaiki isn't really on my list since I prefer girls so I have Bat, Platinum Bird and Cat. Though, if I list Kaiki there, he'd be at the top.
1- Shinobu
2- Spooky Ougi
3- Kaiki
No more rage guys, this are the best.
Monkey because a tomboy, then Bird and Snake
>>133094468
>Kaiki this high
A lot of you have Kaiki high
And I like Kaiki a lot
But not that much, nearly. What's the allure? Are you just happy that he emotionally keks Araragi? Is it the fact that you can identify with the dark bags under his eyes? Or is it just how much he was whitewashed later in the series even though he acted fairly irredeemably earlier in it?
>>133093855
>calls me a pedo
>half of the girls being discussed are lolis
>quarter of girls are underage
>Other quarter is made up of adult women so unpopular they aren't worth mentioning
Uh ok
PSA: If your top 3 Monogataris aren't some arrangement of Araragi, Kaiki, and Meme, you have inferior taste.
That is all.
>>133093855
>>133095248
Shinobu is several hundred years old, tho, regardlesswinky face
>>133083036
Bat
Bee
Snek
Fuck you op, I do what I want
God tier taste coming through
I honestly dont see why people like crab, she is literally a fucking robot with a shitty attitude.
>>133096132
At least she's got some banter going on. Hanekawa on the other hand is absolute shit and needs to fuck off.
Cat is best grill.
Snake a shit.
Monkey is bro tier.
>>133095228
I relate to Kaiki because I'm a piece of shit with no pretense about it.
>>133085618
tie with Kaiki senpai
>>133097550
disgusting
>>133083036
Snake
Cat
Kaiki
I don't like Bat or Phoenix.
>>133084159
Karen is cute
>>133097839
L-LEWD
>>133085885
>>133083036
>bird
>top three
You sound retarded anon.
>>133085618
It looks like you have two kiraikiraikirais in your top three
Snail>Snake>Monkey>Spooky
ok guys is time I say this... As king of Eros I decree that the best three are Vampire, Snail and Automata.
Any other option is shit taste.
>>133083036
Cat a best but I agree on Bat (shouldn't it be Vamp?) and Kaiki. Phoenix a shit.
>>133095689
>>133097489
Fuck off reddit.
>>133098322
>snail
>doll
>Eros
yeah no
>>133083911
Every gatari is best gatari.
>>133098389
>>>/reddit/
>>133098327
>horribly off model
Anon please
>>133083036
Sorry, you must have stuttered
BIG FAT CAT TATS
>>133083036
Change that to Bat, Bee and Snail (adult Snail is fine too) then we have a deal.
>>133086766
>not being a Ougifag
Anon please
>>133083911
I like them all besides Crab and Snake
>>133084044
HAMMER TIME
>>133095334
Center three make up most of Hitagi's harem.
>>133085372
>mfw dollfag without even knowing it
>>133095689
>Crab
You lost your chance, sorry mate.
>>133099399
>doesn't even know who his own best girl is
sasuga dollfag
>>133083036
replace bat with math and we got a deal
>>133099399
It's okay
We have to stick together so I accept you
>>133086542
Cat is not looking, too.
senjougahara and hanekawa are the only two relevant girls desu senpai
>no side story set in an alternative universe where araragi and sodachi (pic related) are in a happy relationship, are mathematicians, made a math fairy together, and try to solve various things
>>133101651
You mean solve theorems and math problems? A Nisio teaches math spin-off?
I'd read it.
>>133083036
Bat
Bee
Crab
>>133101651
Has that been released yet? Anyone know if they're like siblings or if araragi pummels her hidden places in the mirror world?
>there are people who don't like Crab even after seeing tsubasa tiger and hitagi end
WAKARANAI
>>133102574
Both zokuowari and oroka have been released already, andapparently no, there is no romance between then
>>133102673
Most people talk about Crab and Cat personalities like they've only watched Bakemonogatari and all development that happened afterwards doesn't count.
>>133103311
Well as far as neko kuro for cat.
>>133103825
>>133103861
If your top 4 aren't bat, crab, monkey and snail you're list is shit and so are you.
>>133083036
Bat > Cat > Snail
>>133104400
>order
where the fuck are you guys making these lists?
>>133102673
>hitagi end
Even as a fellow crab-man, watching her beg and flirt with some shitty old guy does not help ones impression of her.
>>133105936
Thanks a lot.
Kanbaru > Hitagi > Hanekawa > Tsukihi > Shinobu > Yotsugi > Karen > Mayoi > Sodachi > Nadeko > Ougi, > Numachi
And just to be clear, I really, really like Numachi
>>133085372
lel
