Which one /a/?
(Monogatari Merrymaking Thread)
Fire Sisters > Cold Sisters
Reminder: Before you hate, remember that Hitagi gets over being a bitch, and Tsubasa get over being boring.
And both are great for eating your noodles.
>>123876517
We've had about 500 Fire Sisters threads recently. I promised anon I would make a Cat thread today, so here it is.
Plus, I prefer women who are my age. Then again /a/ is full of lolicons, so I'm probably the minority speaking.
I feel like Cat's character arc is compete, she can travel the world and I am happy for her and wish her the best. Crab needs more screen time, forget Kizu, Owari when?
I wouldn't marry either though.
>>123876979
I was looking for this.
>>123877007
Owari probably in forever. I'm really looking forward to Hitagi Rendezvous. It's going to be great.
I might marry either of them if given the chance. They're both my favorite Monogatari characters to be sure.
>Won't fool around with Monkey
>Has no problem fooling around with Cat
I understand that Monkey might take it seriously and get hurt but it's still bullshit.
>>123876364
Neither, you drop both of these sluts and go for monkey.
But if you'd have to choose, it would be crab. she's a lot more interesting.
>>123876979
Link for one with sound
>4chan has yet to allow sound
Hanekawa is for fucking and baby making.
>>123877249
If i understand correctly, the only reason Crab turned Monkey down so hard was because she was sick (with the Crab). It really tore her up emotionally. Not to say that she would have said yes to a relationship, but once she gets over her problems she goes back to Monkey and forms the Reborn Valhalla Combi. So, there's always the future.
>>123876364
Long hair > Short hair
>>123877324
Tell me about it. She's highly condensed sex on a plate. I understand Koyomi's pain.
>>123876364
The real question should be. Why haven't we had an oddity which requires the combined forces of Araragi, Kanbaru, Hitagi and Hanekawa to exorcise.
Crab. Always.
>>123877312
The only one I can find is this. Looks like a promo. they certainly added some fog or something though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnrGqs_gOM
>>123877508
That would be great. Would watch.
>>123877565
>>123877508
The oddity will probably go away by itself the moment they actually get together, and the act of gathering the team will have caused more trouble than the oddity would have.
>>123877660
>>123877766
But what trouble would those guys ever cause?
Firesisters > Hanekawa Tsibasa > *
>>123877766
I'm alright with that. That is the Monogatari way.
>>123877978
Cold Sisters = Fire Sisters >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Universe
>>123878045
Tsukihi looks too sexual when she has Tsubasa hair.
>>123878045
You can really see it in the eyes of the character designs. Hitagi looks more like Karen and Tsubasa looks more like Tsukihi.
>>123877978
>>123878121
If I were Araragi, I would start making some 'life-experiences' happen.
>>123878325
But what is Hanekawa is better in bed than Hitagi? Then you'd spend your whole life wanting it again.
>>123878514
>Anyone beating Hitagi in bed.
The girl probably practices sex moves in the mirror when her father isn't home for fun.
>>123876364
Obviously cat.I'd like to kill them both, but if I have to pick one the choice is obvious.
I would fight vampires to have both.
>>123877311
>not saying valhalla combo
monkeyfag you fucked up
>>123879136
This, there's little question as to who makes the best fuck.
Except for maybe Gaen, she does know everything.
>>123879657
So would I. So would I.
>>123880165
>>123876657
why are they so sweaty
Oh, I did not see the thread already up.
Anyways, here is the one I made >>123879425 .
Hope we can keep it alive.
>>123880405
i dont think you understand cat very well
>>123880405
The more Cat the better.
>>123880405
>Hope we can keep it alive.
I hope the opposite for you.
>>123880405
You catfags make me sick.
>>123879657
>>123880165
I guess fighting Vampires is the best way to win a woman's heart.
>>123880615
this is why we don't make threads, you guys are very vocal with the hate
>>123880513
it's just bate, anon
>>123880694
people hate you when you make threads that are stupid and, like you said, just to bate people into them
since you call yourself at catfag your shit threads get associated with liking cat
thats why some people dont like cat
>>123880956
You are not very good at reading, right?
No shit storms!
We're all better than that, right?
Remember, Fags come in all shapes and sizes. We should be accepting of all of them.
I just want long hair Crab and short hair jeans Cat.
>>123876811
>I prefer women who are my age.
This site is 18+, kiddo.
>>123881240
>Jeans Cat.
Fucking Miracle in Anime.
Cat a sex.
>>123881262
Yes. I'm not trying to find a woman on /a/ though.
Wait, oh, is see what you did there. Made me chuckle, but it's a deductive fallacy.
>>123881426
If i pick Hanekawa, do i get the Black Hanekawa as a bonus?
>>123881556
I'm pretty sure Black Hanekawa comes in the Tsubasa Package Deal.
Hitagi comes with a myriad of Office Supplies.
>>123881662
I like Senjougahara, but i can't deny myself some Black Hanekawa.
Monogatari Beach Episode when?
im just here to post crab
>>123882539
Have some dere-dere chocolate anon.
Snake is a useless breeding waifu.
But the younger they are, the better are
>>123883302
>>123883609
You're supposed to dispose all of your unwanted cum in her.
>>123883933
>>123883609
>>123883302
Kizumonogatari when?never
>>123883989
Nadeko does a good service.
>>123882341
I hear there's one in Kizu.
>>123884087
She's always looking out for people. Especially her Onii-san.
>>123884303
Nadeko works hard.
>>123884303
She's just asking for it at this point.
I hate that she's making me want to cheat on my real sisters.
>>123884489
She even finds the time to perfume her Onii-san's face.
