Do we love yuri?
Who is "we"?
Of course.
It's the purest form of love, after all.
Yes but I wouldn't be hyped if some random Yuri show got announced, Sakura Trick put me off for life.
>>116672626
I find yuri really boring.
I remember watching Strawberry Panic as per yurifags request, and it was just retarded.
Girls kissing doesn't save a show from the horseshit that it is.
>>116673369
Thank you for that opinion, samefag.
>>116673369
It's because worst girl won it was shit.
>>116673369
Most Yurifags agree that Strawberry Panic was shit.
Its just that 2004 was a fucking dark time. It was amazing to see a yuri anime with no strings attached, even if it was absolutely terrible.
>>116673441
>implying she wasn't the best
>>116672626
>>116673093
Pictures unrelated
>>116672626
It's shit.
>>116673441
After all this time, Tamaofags are still butthurt.
>>116673514
Your face is unrelated.
>>116673576
No, it's really unrelated.
Girls kissing isn't yuri.
>>116673610
why not?
>>116672626
I like it, but better shows would be welcome
>>116673610
What -is- yuri, then?
This?
This is Vladimir, not Yuri.
>>116672626
We love it so much that we have an entire board dedicated to it.
Why not post there where you can be on topic instead? You wouldn't just feign ignorance, who would do that?
>>116673610
So if you see a picture of a bearded man pumping his huge cock into another bearded man's anus, it's not yaoi too?
>>116673766
No. It's bara.
>>116673739
/u/ is a shithole
>>116673724
>>116673729
>>116673766
Yuri is all about subtext.
Girls kissing or engaging into physical contact is just porn for hetero people.
I'm fine with yuri.
What I'm not fine with is otherwise awful, unlikable characters getting a pass from people who would otherwise rightly despise them just because they're female and want another female's snatch. (Here's looking at you, Chikane, Ume, and Kuroko.)
>>116673891
You mean romance, the interaction between the girls build up the relationship until the moment they will confess. Not the kisses that are just plain fanservice.
yes
>>116673891
>this is not yuri
>>116674074
Exactly. Why do you think sakura trick sucked so much?
It wasn't a yuri show. It never was.
>>116674135
Just because you believe things doesn't make them real.
>>116674074
I thought it was common knowledge that /u/ doesn't like actual canon confirmed lesbian actions.
They like subtext, crack-shipping, and high school girls that are close friends blushing at each other and holding hands.
Fuck /u/.
>>116674135
>Sakura Trick
>sucked
Get out and take your shit taste with you.
I, as an unique poster, aprove yuri.
I find yuri romances rather boring. (Yuri comedy is OK I guess).
The point of the romance genre is to self-insert and 'experience' the romance first hand.
You can't, however, self-insert as a girl.
>>116674246
>Fuck /u/
Nah fuck you leatherman.
>>116672626
Only when it involves magical girlswho can take turns summing equipment to impregnate one another
Otherwise it falls flat
>>116672626
I love navel licking yuri.more anime needs to have navel licking
>>116674290
>The point of the romance genre is to self-insert and 'experience' the romance first hand.
Self-inserting faggots are the worst.
>>116674290
>You can't, however, self-insert as a girl.
>>116673883
Some threads are okay, but you have to pray that people don't start dumb arguments or that shit will stay there for the full week or month it takes for the thread to die
also tumblrfags, one of them came into a thread I was watching and it was terrible
>>116674246
No, people like interactions, just kissing doesn't show how much they love each other because it completely lost their romantic meaning after the 10th time. Just lookt at this >>116674074 , by the 4th column I was like, "oh they're kissing again, that's nice, I guess." If only every episode would have been like the wedding or the christmas episode it probably would have been a good series.
>>116674290
>The point of the romance genre is to self-insert
Oh, look is this faggot again.
>>116674399
Ironically, most people who self-insert are actually girls. Go take a look at any modern romance novel aimed at women. It's always in first person. It's also always shit.
>>116674074
Ahh Sakura Trick was great
Back to your containment board.
>>>/u/
>>116672626
It's boring because it's so pure.
>>116673369
But strawberry panic IS shit even for yurifags.
There are no good yuri anime.
Unless you consider yuri subtext as yuri.
Manga is its one and only realm.
>>116674135
If there was a show about two guys kissing, it'd be considered yaoi. So why not apply that logic to ST?
>>116674608
I agree. The problem with yuri is that it's actually to cutesy.
I can't fap if there's no depravity.
>>116674548
>Go take a look at any modern romance novel
Why I would do that? You really read that shit? What is wrong with you?
>>116674599
Who kicked your jail? stay down
Winter season will have Yuri Kuma Arashi.
The director is the guy who created Utena.
>>116674290
>The point of the romance genre is to self-insert
No, that's not "the point". It's just one way to enjoy it.
>Yuri comedy is OK I guess
But that's the worst kind.
>I find yuri romances rather boring.
I could watch girls being lovey-dovey all day long.
How can one person hold that much shit in their skull?
>>116673891
MALE POWER FANTASY MALE POWER FANTASY IM BEING TRIGGERED IM BEING TRIGGERED
>>116674290
I'm agirland I self-insert. How does it feel to be wrong?
>>116674683
Read the manga
>>116674699
>worst
You kidding? Romance without comedy is completely worthless, I may as well watch a shoujo
>>116674743
There are only two chapters translated.
>>116674548
I want to be Miyu so hard.
>>116674683
>The director is the guy who created Utena.
And also the guy who created Penguindrum. Remember "I'm scared of boys so I'm gonna lesbian it up but I ended up with a man" character? Well, the same happens with blue girl if you see the manga. Yurifags will get BTFO.
>>116674659
Which is why yuri stories end up having faceless alien enemy, edgy drama, death, rape or ntr to add conflict.
See Mai Hime/Otome or its latest incarnation in Cross Ange for prime example.
/a/ don't forget to follow https://twitter.com/mikajyo_info for the anime!
>>116674708
Speaking of power fantasies. I want to shove a red-hot iron rod down your anus and publish a video of that for millions to see.
>>116674677
Part of my work is putting out new books. I had to put up an entire shelf of like 40-page short smut stories. Shit was ridiculous. Loads of "RICH ARABIAN PRINCE" and "TOUGH CIA WITH A HEART OF GOLD"
>>116674290
>You can't, however, self-insert as a girl
Of course you can, I do it all the time.
You know, when you see people posting about wishing too reborn being a cute little lesbian, most of them are not actually kidding.
It's time to drop everything and sing again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=als5Y-kTENI
>>116674815
Utena was shit and not yuri too. I don't really expect anything from the show i bet with those guy characters it will be more yaoi than yuri.
>>116674928
This guy knows his shit
>>116674928
Oh please.
I doubt if that any anon here would, if give the opportunity, throw everything away all so they could become a cute 2D lesbian.
>>116674290
>You can't, however, self-insert as a girl.
Oh boy, here we go again
>>116674548
>First person romance novels
That's like pastebin fanfic tier.
>>116674548
I want to tenderly self-insert inside Miyu.
>>116674638
No, it wouldn't. Specially not for fujoshi that value romantic interaction over everything else in a BL story.
>>116675031
>throw everything away
Depends, do I keep my memories?
>>116675067
>And people still try to defend it.It was a joke. Fuck /u/ sounds like fuck you.
>>116674882
I'm so sorry, anon
>>116674882
>TOUGH CIA WITH A HEART OF GOLD
>>116674290
>You can't, however, self-insert as a girl.
Well in tentacal rape doujins who do you self insert as
The tentacles?
>>116675031
Shit man, do you know where you are?
>>116675031
>throw everything away
Yeah, being a 30 years old virgin NEET instead or a cute 2D lesbian seems like a hard choice.
>>116675067
What's wrong with Pokémon yuri fanfics? Better than the show.
>every yurifag says "there's not a lot of good yuri manga/anime"
>yurifags refuse to write a better one
>>116674882
You're not required to read them though, are you?
>>116675251
>you must be a gourmet chef to appreciate good food
Sure thing, Anton.
Daily reminder that CITRUS is getting an anime.
I still have no idea why.
>>116675315
No, but I skim through them sometimes, and then realize people pay for this.
>>116675443
Because it's a cute manga
>>116675473
I haven't read it, but isn't it full of drama?
>>116675452
>Prisma Illya is a children's show like PreCure.
>Literally non-stop yuri.
I still can't believe this was on TV in Japan.
I mean really, imagine if you walked in one your daughter watching this.
>>116675067
I don't get this. What's happening?
>>116675386
It's not like I read them. I'm just stating facts.
>>116675548
>Prisma Illya is a children's show
>>116675526
Yeah a lot of drama. They keep creating new drama without any previous introduction to it.
>>116675548
>imagine if you walked in one your daughter watching this.
I would be proud.
>>116675526
It is and is shit. Read Kase-san instead for good yuri.
>>116672909
The hacker known as 4chan.
>>116675617
This
>>116675548
I doubt they would even comprehend the fact that they are doing sexual things.
Yuri romances are inherently bad since it doesn't really make sense for girls to genuinely love eachother.
But "yuri" comedies can be alright I guess.
Is a sin
>>116675803
>it doesn't really make sense for girls to genuinely love eachother.
eh
>>116675772
That doesn't contradict the fact that it's better and you still can't tell me what's wrong with it.
New Citrus chapter when?
>>116675803
>implying if it's funny they don't genuinely love eachother
The comedy is just what makes it watchable, but it's still at the exact same level, or sometimes even more gay than other yuri without comedy
>>116672626
I sure do!
Especiallyage gap yuri
>>116672626
>Sakura Trick and Akuma no Riddle are absolute failures, making yuri look even shittier than ever
>Precure has gone het again with Happiness Charge Precure and Go! Princess Precure will be no different
>Cross Ange and Aikatsu S3 have their own Jesus Yamatos, giving yurifags a well-deserved FUCK YOU
>PriPara has a trap idol, destroying any hopes of a /u/-bait PG little girls anime
>Girl Friend Beta is a shit het-gone-yuri show
>All yurifags have left are yuri-baits like Love Live, WIXOSS, Locodol, and Hanayamata and zero real yuri
>Yuri today is nothing more but fanservice and HLA
>News about Citrus and SonoHana anime adaptations are just scams making fools out of yurifags
Do we love yuri? HELL NO
Problem for /u/ is that if at any point their lesbian takes a dick she is ruined. Look at Rin from Fate. Virgin in one route, lesbian in another, takes MC dick in a third and an extra. Now "Tohsaka's anus" and "pleasures old men for money" is the header of repeated troll threads.
Be it in the past or later on or even in an alternate dimension/timeline. Which is how a lot of writers settle things to make the /het/ crowd happy by making a lesbian go straight or bisexual in one of the endings.
Ume was a champion of /u/, but then they had a LN where she falls for the MC and is now posted whenever her threads come up. This type of pushback from the het crowd makes the yurifags push for more purity in their yuri, which makes the hetfags more aggressive in finding chinks in the armor... and on and on it goes.
>>116676144
I think there's only one thing worse than yurifags and that is anti-yurifags.
>>116676144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUFgu-ol62g&t=39s
Stay closet Hitomi.
>>116676224
Can you even read questions? I asked what's wrong with Pokémon yuri fanfics, because for some reason you were remarking they were for Pokémon, now I see you're just a retard who hates fanfics in general, I'm done with you.
>>116676164
>Look at Rin from Fate.
I prefer yaoi
>>116676164
>their lesbian takes a dick she is ruined
Does it work for male MCs? If they take dick in their anus, are they ruined?
>>116676566
Fujoshit pls leave
>>116676144
Fanfics are garbage though. It's a bunch of people without any talent trying to pretend they do. Visual mediums do not translate to written ones.
>>116676666
>That question was answered
No, it wasn't. The rest of your post is just irrelevant garbage unrelated to my question because you're blinded by hate.
>>116676144
>hey guys, stop liking what I don't like!
>>116676730
>implying im not a hairy manly man
>>116676164
>Problem for /u/ is that if at any point their lesbian takes a dick she is ruined.
This. They hate Octave because of this.
>>116673369
Treat it as a parody and it's fairly decent.
>>116676164
>that if at any point their lesbian takes a dick she is ruined
That's because if a lesbian takes a dick (willingly) then she's no longer a lesbian.
>>116672626
It's alright. I tend to stay away from /u/ shows though because they end up mainly being OMG LOOK HOW GAY THEY ARE or B-BUT THATS FORBIDDEN LOVE and that gets old incredibly fast.
I like yuri because I enjoy seeing 2 girls I like together rather than some guy I don't care about or am jealous of.
>>116676164
If a lesbian takes a dick and enjoys it, she's not a lesbian, but a filthy bisexual. There's a difference.
>>116676731
>Fanfics are garbage though.
Speak for yourself.
>>116676660
No. See Berserk.
>>116677096
> Fanfics are for literal tumblr shits.
Get a load of this faggot. Fanfics existed before tumblr. Tumblr just made it worse.
>>116677096
You haven't answered why Pokémon yuri fanfics are particularly wrong, if you can't answer that without bashing fanfics then stop trying to reply, you're just making yourself look like a retard.
>>116676164
Wasn't the Ume thing just imagination in the actual LN?
>>116676164
It's called the purest form of love for a reason.
Lesbians are pure.
Bisexuals are not.
>yuri is abut love and kindness
>yurifags are the most spiteful, hate-filled group on /a/
why?
>138/48
oh wow!
>>116677356
>Lesbians are pure
kek
>>116677423
Lack of yuri anime.
>>116677423
Most of them are just cynical.
>>116677446
Purer than dick-craving het sluts.
>>116677423
Because there's barely any yuri
whereas most genres get tones of anime/manga yurifags have to scavenge for scraps in non-yuri series.
proletariat rage
>>116677431
You missed your Fate thread pls go
>>116677558
>disgusting dykes are purer than heterosexual girls
kek x2
>>116672626
it's shit, but self insertion harem stuff is worse shit.
japan wasn't come up with an interesting male protagonist in a decade.
>>116674633
The manga is probably better, but Aoi Hana was pretty neat.
>>116677763
Aoi Hana was ruined by a DVD only release, even though it was aired in HD.
>>116677635
>It doesn't matter if they are pokemon fanfics, you moron. All fanfics are inherently shit.
Then WHY the fuck in your post you remarked they were Pokémon fanfics? You could have said just fanfics without being specific and I wouldn't have even replied to you.
>I have no clue why you think them being pokemon related makes them non-shit.
I don't think this, I already told you I don't read Pokémon ones, I was just curious why the hell you remarked Pokémon in your post as if if were different to any other one.
>And before you say it, yes, it was explained to you why all fanfics are shit.
I don't give a fuck about this.
>Because you're not capable of think objectivity in any sense
You can't think objectively, retard.
>>116677691You thinking about 3DPD by any chance there, anon?Because if yes, stop it.
What makes yuri great in anime/manga is that it is not as smutty or socially awkward as it is in reality. And I am talking about the happy, SoL type of yuri series. If I wanted angst, drama and misery I could just go outside.
>>116677691
>mixing 2D and 3D
What the fuck are you doing, anon?
>>116677635
>All fanfics are inherently shit.
Those Rivalz and Clovis: Vampire Hunters stories were awesome.
>>116677796
They already released the BD a year ago though.
>>116677935
>>116677887
in this case im sorry for my misunderstanding anons
>>116678035
Far too late. Time flies, but it aired back in 2009, so been a while.
>>116677615
oh I'll just leave you to your samefag circlejerk thread
>>116678063
>neckbeard manchildren
>disgusting
Are you sure you're in the right board?
Whatever you already answered, I don't care.
>>116678135
Why are you so mad though? And why are you still here?
ITT: anons hating on fanfics. Someone tell Shakespeaere!
>>116678113
Since this was implemented you sure love posting that in every thread, don't you?
Not that I'm trying to defend this thread's quality though, but damn, this shit is everywhere now.
>>116678229
It'll pass.
>>116678389
Just like Bane shitposting.
>>116678461
Didn't he kill himself?
>>116678229
Don't worry, the phrase nice roundjerk is spamlisted
>>116678461
Who is this fucker and why are you fags giving attention to him.
>inb4 lurk more
I don't enter yuri threads nor watch yuri.
>inb4 he doesn't watch yuri
Yuri a shit.
Leave yuri to me.
>>116678620
This is the first time I've heard of him. Probably helps only lurking the recent releases thread on /u/ and rarely getting involved outside of just consuming the media.
>>116678677
YA BLEW IT FAGGOT
>>116674290
>Implying I'm not already a girl in real life.
He literally asked for this with his behavior.
>>116678246
>Forgot to "fixed" Precure
>>116678347
>Trying to "fixed" a failed post
>animes
>assblasted yurifag
Welcome to 4chan, newfag.
Can straight girls live together and raise a daughter together?
>>116678667
>>116678935
I don;t get it? Who is this?
>>116679238
Yuuno pls
>>116678461
>>116678609
>>116678667
>>116678935
>>116679019
That's one uglyass Hispanic nigga.
The scene that saved anime for me
>>116679550
is this a normal thing for elemental school girls to do together?
>>116674290
Ebin. Just ebin.
>>116679612
yeah my little sister does it with her friend all the time
>>116679612
Yes
Is this the same Chagen on incatena?
>>116679612
Didn't Hanabira have a spin-off about pairings in the elementary level?
>>116674290
>The point of the romance genre is to self-insert
Fucking kill yourself.
>>116679845
Please, then, tell me the point of romance if it is not self-insertion?
How exactly am I supposed to transverse the landscape of human emotion that is a work of yuri if I cannot pretend to be a cute girl getting raped by another cute girl?
>>116679845
But that's true. Most of the japanese media is self insert wish fullfilment bullshit. If you despise it it's because or you lack a dick(landwhale) or because you're a trannie,faggot.
>>116679935
How do you even self-insert? Perhaps I'm too much of a psychopath, but I've never been able to. I prefer just watching. From another dimension.
>>116679935
>getting raped
I don't think you watched romance.
Yuri is absolutely only shit as a genre. If you hate the very idea of cute 2D girls loving other cute 2D girls just because it's somehow disgusting to you, literally just fucking end your life, you actual faggots.
>>116680079
I'm a guy and I can't self insert into 16 something slack jawed retard who just happens to trip and fall into pussy wherever he goes and plays it off as some gag for millionth time.
>>116672626
>Do we love yuri?
Of course not. Yuri is a sin and I protect the world from it.
>>116679935
>tell me the point of romance if it is not self-insertion?
It works like enjoying pic related.
>>116680317
This is a very poor forced meme.
>>116672626
Nope, this is a heterosexual board.
>>116674135
this nigga gets it. sakura trikku sucks dick
>>116680278
Maybe you're gay anon.
All women are bisexual
>>116680545
As a little girl, I'm lesbian.
>>116680741
>implying that yuri demographic target isn't fujoshits
Oh the irony.
>>116680079
I'm not so pathetic I need to live vicariously through characters of something I'm supposed to be enjoying through my own eyes, not leeching off of their existence.
>>116680872
Why are you bullying this guy? What has he ever done?
>>116680958
Ruined countless threads
>>116680860
>likes to watch little chinese cartoon girls doing cute stuff
>discuss it in an anonymous boards
>Not patethic
Anon i got news for you.
>wan-wan Lan
>ever making a good parent
>>116672626
This is pretty gay.
>>116681184
I'm still mad that RnL went to shit. It has so much potential as a yuri anime. This is a classic example on how half-assed attempt on yuri always fail.
There are people who actually thought Tamao had a chance with Nagisa.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A3i2KorZCk
>>116681170
I am pathetic and I have no shame for what others think, but I am not as pathetic. I did not say I wasn't pathetic to begin with, faggot. At least I can admit it unlike your kind.
>>116675548
>watching Sabegebu with my little sister
>she turns to me and asks why everyone is so gay
I don't know why, but it cracked me up.
>>116680317
>Yuri is a sin
I won't even leave you faggots room for shitposting. Only homosexuality between men is demonized. Stupid Christfaggots don't even know their own shit when it matters.
>>116675548
>>Prisma Illya is a children's show like PreCure.
>>Literally non-stop yuri.
Is this true? I dropped it after ep 1
>>116682098
It's very true.
>>116672626
Is SonoHana available for Android in non-DS resolution?
>>116682123
Guess I'll pick it up again...
>>116682242
Please finish your sentence.
>>116674290
i like self inserting
its cute
>>116674290
I'm fucking literally wearing twintails right this moment.
I can very damn well self-insert as a girl.
>>116682403
Sysadmin pls go
To anons who self-insert. Who do you self-insert as?
>pic related
>>116682098
Anon is exaggerating as usual. But it has very gay moments.
>>116682495
As you're mom getting fuck by niggers in a back alley.
>>116682495
My only possible self-insert in Marimite.
>>116672626
Yes.
>>116682403
This is the proper way to watch anime.
>>116682495
Depends
>tfw when I'm the only one who loves this series
so do yurifags have lesbian waifus?
if so who?
>>116683078
No. We have OTPs.
>>116683078
Considering that Fate is probably one of the most famous waifus around here. The answer is yes.
>>116683078
>shipping yourselves
>>116674371
>there will never be any navel licking yuri doujins
>even if they're out there, they will never be scanned
>>116683047
I loved it too. Spin-off manga is completely shit with that genderbender self-insert crap. Commandah is best girl. I cried like a bitch.
>>116682211
No but there's an upcoming mobile game for iOS and Android.
>>116683078
I'm not sure if she's a lesbian because you can never be sure with moeshit series but I seriously hope so.
>>116683355
I'm stillsad.
>>116683047
I liked it well. It's on my rewatch list, but I haven't gotten around to it, or something.
>>116683078
I wish to be the little girl, so that works out perfectly. She's more concerned with emotional attachment than physical features anyway.
>>116683397
there's a sono hana game about homura and madoka now?
>>116683680
>now
>>116680545
Only when it is the fashionable thing to be in high school and college.
>>116672626
Yuri is only good for porn
So, beside Love Lab, are there yuri-bait anime should I avoid?
>>116684209
Tamako.
>>116684273
Good try.
>>116684318
Tamako isn't really "yuri bait" since that's not part of its premise. There just happens to be a lesbian character.
>>116684436
And the best part is that dyke lost in the end.
Really liked Aoi Hana, reading the manga now. Shame Sakura isn't translated more, wanted to see where it would go.
>>116684209
Venus versus virus
>>116684436
It also isn't part of the premise of Love Lab and it still is considered yuri bait. Here, I made this chart, I knew it would be useful.
>>116684683
There's actually some character development. At least Yuu starts contemplating what it means to "love" someone in one of the latest translated chapters.
>>116684835
>Girlfriend BETA
>yuri
Are you this delusional?
Two girls eat cake together? That means they're lesbians who want to spend the rest of their lives together?
Is that how this works now?
>>116684835
Last two reasons are the viewer's fault, nothing to do with the show.
>>116684835
Where's WIXOSS?
>>116685022
Non-existant male MC pls go
>>116685046
Still, not every show has scenes that can make the viewer think it's yuri, that's what I'd call yuri bait.
>>116685160
>Where's WIXOSS
In my backlog, I know I still need to add other stuff I haven't watched.
>>116672626
Hell YES
I'm just here for the lesbians.
>3.64mb
>6000x3801
why do you do this
>>116684984
Good to hear.
![[HorribleSubs] Girl Friend Beta - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.56_[2014.10.26_14.39.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EkUm8aC.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Girl Friend Beta - 03 [720p].mkv_snapshot_04.56_[2014.10.26_14.39.43].jpg")
>>116685022
Anon pls I know you're being ironic, but episode 3 has been described by different people as a "yuri one-shot" or a "love story" for very good reasons.
>>116685394
Same here.
>>116685473
Because I still need to add more shows before reducing the size, but that's okay.
>>116685652
I don't think you need to add more shows, just define the paradigm. The word yuribait's just thrown around so haphazardly.
>>116680545
More women get off to man-on-man than other women.
