>I Shouldn'tShouldn't Be Alive Thread
Share stories of people you know and personal events that have almost caused death. Includes any major injury, coma, car crash, etc. Just some point in your life that you were closest to death, and if it affected your life at all
>Be 17
>Coming out of a diner from breakfast, maybe 11am
>Terrible intersection, have to cross over two lanes of traffic to get to my side
>Wait for traffic to die down, truck comes and slows down to let me out
>Pull out, as I do the truck speeds up and matches my speed
>I slow down he slows down, I speed up he speeds up. He won't let me get in his Lane
>I'm driving on the wrong side of the road desperately trying to get past the truck
>Suddenly oncoming traffic starts up again and an 18 wheeler starts barreling towards me
>Still can't get past the truck, he's not letting me in, still driving on the wrong side of the road
>About 5 seconds from collision with the 18 wheeler, I floor it as fast as I can, make it in front of the truck and into the right lane
>Closest I ever came to dying was scary as shit
/bamp
>>17764946
woah are you alright?
>>17764946
god bless
>Walking home with best friend
>5th grade
>next to a busy intersection
>gotta cross to get home
>wait for the light
>talking with my friend
>step off the sidewalk when the light turns
>take another step and get yanked backwords
.>firned pulled me back
>truck going at least 70 flies past us
>he saw it and I didn't
>still friends to this day
Here's mine, though no one ever believes me.
>4-5 years ago
>be driving home from work
>like an idiot, I don't wear seatbelts
>as I'm about to go through an intersection with a green light, someone's arms reach up from the back seat, wrapping around my torso with an iron grip
>don't even have time to nope before I get T-boned on the passenger side by a truck running the red
>Car get's fucked up bad, spun out enough to make me dizzy as fuck
>those arms holding me in tight
>as soon as I come to a stop, the arms relaxe
>womans voice says in my ear
>"wear your damn seat-belt, love, I won't do this again."
>said it in a slightly annoyed, but soft, almost motherly way
>barely get a glimps of her in the rearview mirror before she lets go and disappears
>never seen her before in my life
>I never fail to wear my seat belt now.
Thank you mysterious spook-lady.
>>17765005
Woah.
>>17764946
Absolutely horrifying, I hope you make a full recovery.
>>17765005
Coooool
>be 21
>drink
>drink
>drink
>drink
>drink
>BAC is like .35 or something by now
>black out for most of a day, probably throw up a lot
I'm still only like 97% sure I didn't die that night and am just living out an afterlife scenario that's meant to mimic what the rest of my life would have been like.
>>17764946
I'm sorry anon
>driving home from work on motorbike (live in Saigon)
>durp a durp rush hour traffic sucks
>wake up in hospital receiving stitches on my chin, my front lip is huge and my front teeth are bent in
>shirt covered in blood
>wha happen
>a guy came out of an alley and tried to cross my lane but ran into me head on instead
>he's knocked out a few beds over
>my teeth went into his scull over his eyebrow
>other guy's mom tells me i laid on the ground breathing sporadically and bleeding out the ear for 15 minutes
>then stood up and drove on the back of a motorbike to the hospital
welp that's weird, i guess i died and woke up already. living on borrowed time the clock ticks faster
>>17765005
I always like these stories, they go to show that not all creepy shit is out to kill you. If anyone else has some to share, or caps of similar stories, I'd like to hear. As it happens, I've had an experience myself like that.
>Be me, in bumfuck nowhere TN
>14 at the time
>walking around in woods, because that's all there is to do.
>middle of the day, hot as fuck, sit down on a log in a clearing
>suddenly, wild dogs. a pack of about 8 of them
>nogun, didn't feel like carrying my rifle on such a hot day
>FUCK, thinking I'm gonna get eaten
>they're closing in about to pounce on me
>they stop as I hear footsteps behind
>please god let it be someone with a gun
>turn around, and walking out of the trees into the clearing is what looks like a person
>I won't try to get poetic or someshit on how it looked, it was one of those shadow people you hear about all the time
>My mind's trying to process this. Heard of them before, so I instantly recognized what it was supposed to be.
>I had an interest in, but never really believed in the paranormal at that point. My brain is wat-ing too hard to be afraid of it or the dogs at this point.
>the thing melts into the ground, so it's like an amorphous blob-like shadow with nothing to cast it.
>when it does, dogs all start barking like fuckin mad and backing up
>it darts across the ground towards them, zig-zags underneath their feet really fast
>these dogs are losing their shit hard, turn tail and run off
>shadow stops, moves towards the opposite side of the clearing it came from
>sort of "un-melts" when it gets a few feet from the tree line, looking like a human silhouette again
>I stand there kind of in shock. A few seconds after it's gone out of site, I suddenly think to shout something
>uh... THANKS
>turn around and book it home before dogs come back
this was about 10 years ago now. Also, in case anyone asks, I'll go ahead and say it wasn't one of those that looks like it's wearing a hat, just a regular rounded head.
Had life theatening psuedomembrenic colitis.
Not really exciting shitting yourself to death
>be me driving with buddy in my car
>at red light waiting for green
>light turns green, for some reason I feel compelled to wait a few seconds being silly
>car blows red light
Me and my friend would have been hunks of meat in a mangled mass of steel if it weren't for some incredible luck, or maybe intercession. Who knows.
this is probably the only creepy thing that has happened to me, and its pretty stupid. i dont expect anybody to believe it
>be trying to get to sleep one night
>flopping around in my bed trying to find a comfortable position
>somehow end up sleeping with my head hanging off the side of the bed
>pretty comfy, but the mattress is pretty firm so the corner of the bed cut off circulation to my head (thats what i think happened)
>wake up in the middle of the night for some reason
>head is off the side of the bed
>try to roll over onto my bed so i can sleep normally but i cant
>cant feel or move any part of my body
>buzzing in my ears, starting to grow louder
>drowsy drunkeness starts to overcome me, more than your usual waking up sleepiness
>head swimming, its dark but im blacking out
>panicking because i dont know whats going on but i dont like it
>buzzing grows louder and turns to voices
>first its just talking, then its crying and wailing and shit
>getting loud as fuck, an uncountable number of voices screaming and crying inside my head, some just sound downright pissed and enraged
>still cant move my head, suddenyl hear half of the voices begging and pleading for me to move my head back up onto the bed
>freaking the fuck out at this point, a million people screaming at me to save myself
>somehow manage to flop back onto my bed
voices fade within a few seconds
>Still takes me an hour until i can move my body or feel anything
freaked me out. best i can guess is i cut off oxygen and blood to my brain and my body started dying, and i either heard hell or hallucinated
>>17765245
DOOM
>>17764927
Army vet. Got separated from my team in Baghdad. Punching it back to base on foot trying to blend in and stick to the shadows to no avail. Got rolled up by some insurgents from Sadr City. Nailed the driver before I got hit from behind by a cunt on a motorbike. About to get bailed up when an Aussie patrol from a couple of streets away heard the commotion and saved my ass. Would have most certainly ended up with my head cut off on Al jazeera. Still have nightmares to this day
Posting from my mobile might try to post pic of car when I get home
>be me, 18 and depressed
>decide to end it
>driving a 96 toyota tercel
>accelerate to about 160 kmh
>100 mph me thinks
>decide to go straight into telephone pol
>get sudden rush, feel invincible
>run car off the road but hit a ditch before the pole
>memory cuts here
>wake up on the asphalt outside of car
>knee a bit swollen,couple cuts and bruises
>car flipped over before hitting the pole at an angle
>completely crushed,doors bent inward and dash almost touching driver seat
>wat
Whole thing was so weird the cops spent 4 hours trying to get me to recall how I got out of the car.
I'm so glad this thread is getting responses, I love threads like these
I got shit faced once and thought it'd be hilarious to stand on the roll cage of my friends dune buggy while he drove it down the road. I slipped, got a concussion, and completely lost my sense of smell and tasted. I decided it was time to settle down after that.
>>17766245
I can't tell exactly what this is a picture of
>>17765841
Yer a mutant Larry.
> around 3-4 years ago
> Back porch of my house faces barn
> Girlfriend at the time is pretty well versed in the paranormal or so she claims
> I'm not a believer
> We usually spend our nights drinking, talking, listening to music etc, on the back porch, facing the barn
> She tells me there is a woman's spirit around my barn
> Woman wants to tell me something
> GF claims she knows what it is, but won't tell me because it's not her place
> I blow it off, thinking GF is just messing with me
> One night GF leaves around 1 or so
> About 15 mins after she left I hear a noise, by the barn like thunder. Notfrom the sky. From the woods behind the barn.
> Then another loud noise that sounds like what I can only describe as a boulder as large as a house rolling over a forest.
> Lasts a few seconds
> See women at the edge of the woods float quickly to behind the barn.
> Shit myself with fear
> GF calls immediately after that and tells me that some weird shit might go on later but not to worry about it she had " protected " the house and it can't come closer than the barn.
> I beg her to tell me what the women wants me to know , she never does. Claims it's not her place.
> I find tied knots ( protective knots? ) Around the back porch all the time. Or did till we broke up.
Continued 1/2
I'm a cop. I've had at least 4 times where I've nearly met my maker. Not really any spoop to the stories though.
>>17766523
Continued 2/2
> The one time I had the balls to ask the woman what she wanted I went to the barn and laid in a lounge chair in front of it.
> Felt nothing but my own fear at first.
> Something unnatural was around me but I didn't understand what it wanted
> Then I felt this overwhelming feeling of peace and literal warmth.
> I never did figure out what she wanted.
> Every now and again when I'm out there at night I will feel a bit uneasy, but nowhere near what it used to be
> I'm convinced girlfriend did something
> We broke up eventually for other reasons
> Still wondering today what that women wanted me to know
>>17764927
>2 years ago
> Me and wife gonna divorce
>muh sexual liberation
>she does weird shit like checkup on me
>at this point I have relapsed and am injecting so much heroin.
>start having sex with fellow junkie co-worker who got me well when she noticed I was sick
> about 3 weeks after my wife leaves me junkie girl is house bitch
>wife comes to pick up her stuff
>I made sure to pick up all her shit and hide it junkie girl except...
>I forgot
>one
>thing
>wife comes over
>all is good
>leave to go pay rent check
>literally gone for 5 mins
>Come back to apt
Cont....
>>17766523
Forgot to add, when my girlfriend called me after the noises and apparition, I asked her why she thought so before I told her what happened. She told me the woman was in her car trying to convince
GF to tell me whatever it was, when GF refused she got angry and left.
> That's when the noises and sighting happened.
>>17766406
Looks like a stylized picture of a side-mirror and a blurry dash.
>>17766530
Tell them anyway. Death is terrifying enough.
>>17766548
Hurry up
>>17766562
Agreed
>mfw broken mirror all over bathroom floor and hallway
>wife casually pours used cats and all over broken glass shards
>mfw she grabs broken glass shard shaped like dagger
>goes right for my chest like killing vampire
>mgs too weak to pierce breast plate
>she reels back for a second strike
>I grab her hand as blood pours from it as she pushes with all her might and slices her hand wide open
>she is staring at me right in the eyes so much fire hatred and passion??
> as blood pours from the both of us she loosens
>if I ever see you again anon I'll fucking kill you
>hard as diamonds
>landlord comes through open door
>police came I went to jail till crazy wife started spewing murder rap
Cont....
>
>>17766569
Was she a good fuck?
>>17766569
>>wife casually pours used cats and all over broken glass shards
wat
And she just tried to kill you for no reason?
>>17766574
>he buys his cats new
>tfw I got this scar over a tooth brush
>Tfw opp delivered
>would you like to press charges anon?
>nope...
That's the third time some bitch tried to kill me
>>17766574
She found junkie girls toothbrush in the bathroom
>>17766530
tell us anyway we have the time
>>17766583
>doesn't like fresh pussy
>>17766574
Cat sand guis
>>17766596
Cat litter?
Y tho?
>>17764927
I've had a few
>be kid
>have meningitis
>survive
>mfw still remember the nurse trying to trick me into asking what my fav show was(I even remember replying "digimion" kek) before sticking some giant shit in my back
________
>be a kid
>playing with a friend
>decide to stand on top of a ball for some reason
>slip and hit with my head in the edge of a sharp glass table
>only open head and have to get stitched up, still have scar to this day
____
>be kid
>playing with cars and the usual
>according to parents I freeze and don't seem to be breathing
>parents friend(rip good man) takes me, runs outside and pats my back
>somehow become normal again
>only remember being outside
____
>be around 11 years old
>rollerskating with some guys
>downhill ahead with starts to gradually decline more and more
>can properly rollerblade but suck at braking
>start to gain a lot of speed
>ohshit.png
> try to turn left to an horizontal parking lot
>cant due to speed and almostl ose balance
>end up hitting on a wall instead of going downhill which ended up with some meters tall kind of cliff
>saved by a few centimeters
and now just recently
>riding motorcycle with gf
>going at only 55km/h
>a car is in front of me but have a pretty good distance from it
>as the moment the lights turn yellow the fucking car slams his brakes
>my instincts react and I brake and then try to dodge by the left side
>hit with my knee directly into the car(huge fucking dent I left on it) and I think I also hit with my head on the ground
>gf is fine minor some road rash
>I dont break my knee god knows how(guess its from heavy squats since I powerlift)
>been 4 months and knee still hurts despite no ligaments, bones or whatever being injured
and that's all I remember, I've had other few close calls with my motorcycle but dodged that shit, just that time I was commuting and got caught out of the blue
>>17766614
Quite lucky.
>>17766501
I work in psychiatric hospitals and you're the worst kind of patient. You fuck up everyone else's recovery.
>>17766641
>>1776659
Dafuq you mean why Idk I got stabbed
>>17766621
Yep, just hope I didn't run out of luck yet.
I practice a few potential dangerous activities like riding motorcycles, boxing and powerlifting(trying to break personal record on bench pressing alone is scary if your hand happens to slip or a muscle fail and you end up with crushed ribs and smashed organs)
>be 1/2years old
>play with puzzle on the balcony
>puzzles are falling from the balcony
>one leg behind baluster
>second leg
>both hands
>head left
>start to choke
>neighbor looks at you and laughs
>big bro is here
>daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
>you're saved
>>17766662
>be 1/2years old
Still
>>17765836
bet you got beat with soap in a sock that night. way to fuck up GI
>>17765581
Probably hallucinations from when your head was cricked on the bed.
You had low amounts of blood running to your head, when you flipped over the blood flow increased. It caused your brains signals to get mixed.
It's a common occurrence in our ER with patients getting rushed in when they are in awkward sleeping positions.
It's just your brain sending rapid signals in a confused state. Not necessarily paranormal.
>>17766793
despite the fact that you were having a psychotic episode it sounds like you were able to perceive the big picture pretty clearly as a result of your trouble.
>>17766906
A lot of heroin
>>17766898
She us also about a ft shorter than me I'm 6ft3 she's 5;6
>>17766939
And? So if a 5'5" woman pulls a gun on and shoots a 6'5" man, its cool? Assuming its not self-defense ofc.
Stop defending this nonsense. Laws are laws.
>>17766406
>>17766557
It's a picture of a hole in a door at a local abandoned Fort. Here's another
>>17766962
I ain't defending shit fuck nugget I am the anon who got stabbed
had a couple close calls, nothing quite NDE,
but my mom was near barren and on the pill when i was concieved. makes me think my existence is some sort of cosmic mistake
>>17766992
A mistake? Or a blessing~?
>when the autistic dicklord shitposter doesn't give up
How does it feel to have absolutely no life? At least go shit up your own thread.
>>17764927
Please tell me you followed said truck after and popped their tires once they stopped and walked away?
>>17765581
Do you even sleep paralysis
>>17764927
When I was 13 I almost swallowed a nail that would have probably killed me, the end.
>>17764927
All of the times I've almost died have been from easily preventable things. When I was 3, I got my skull broken open by a motorcycle, and only survived because it broke my skull, and allowed my brain to swell.
Another time would be back in high school, when I decided I was going to try and balance on an upside down desk, fell, and cut my throat open. I was alright, but it left a nice scar that i still have
>be me around 17 yo
>walking back home from school,its a rainy day
>had to cross a road with 4 lanes separated in the middle with stones, 2 going 2 coming
>cross first 2 and get up on the stone and slip
>see a fast jeep coming towards me on horn
>see myself in a white room, thought I was dead and saw my friend approaching me and talking
>back in reality I was standing on stone just fine, road was empty
it was weird
i'll tell longer story if interest
>be 13
>be with friend
>be talking alone in an empty school park at night
>hear awful noise
>see 2 people emerge from woods
>luckily outrun both and hide in a small wooded area
>see them try to break a stop sign
>be happy i lived
Ok, first time attempting this green screen
>be me, 27, soldier
>getting off work after 24 hour duty
>motorcycle enthusiast
>live 20-something miles from post
>travel down a mostly empty road
>too fast, but no worries: empty road
>notice car keeping pace 200 meters behind
>bad feeling about car
>don't know why
>see traffic light ahead turn yellow
>turn red
>stop at red light
>pull to the far right out of habit
>car blows past me
>inches from me
>at least 70 mph
>holy fuck that was close
the other night I was choking on Munchies™ at work, and nobody in the breakroom noticed that I was dying. Finally was able to swallow and breathe again. the end
>>17768537
You could have won a Darwin award.
>>17766569
Why are junkies so fucking unintelligible
I have to read everything written by a junkie like 4 times just to get what they're saying
fukken dont do drugs m8
>>17766550
your GF was a fucking bitch for not telling you
>ghost wants you to know
>you want to know
>"HURR IT NUT MUH PLACE DURR"
You should have knocked the bitch silly until she told you. If she wasn't going to tell you what it is, then she shouldn't have told you there was anything to know in the first place.
>>17767001
I can't tell if this is supposed to be satirical, or if you really are this fucking nuts. If the former, bravo, 10/10 story. If you're serious, though, you need to go back to the fucking doctors. You're fucking batshit.
>>17765031
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality
>>17769263
It's a shitposter who has already had his garbage deleted two or three times.
My ex bf abducted me and held me at gun point for a week lolol life
>>17764927
>Be 12
>Exploring creek with friends
>Creek is filled with rusty car parts, sharp metal pointing up, pieces of broken concrete and other hazardous items
>Walk down a certain distance
>Decide to exit the creek
>Steep climb, about 15-25 feet
>End up behind Staples
>Folded boxes on the ground at the top
>Once we all get up I get on one of the Boxes and act like I'm about to sled down the hill as a joke
>Box starts to slide
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck.jpg
>Try to get off but it's too late
>Momentum drags me down the hill
>Hit tons of bricks and concrete
>This is one of the most dangerous parts, riddled with rusty car parts and spiky metal poking through the ground
>Eventually hit a concrete slab slightly submerged in the water
>Get up, try to hold back tears as my friends rush to help me
>Climb out of the creek, feeling no pain but scared as hell (I guess it was because of an adrenaline rush but idk)
>Feel a sudden pain in my right knee
>Something falls from my leg
>It's a rock that was jammed in my knee fucking up my leg
>Blood starts to run quickly down my leg
Still have the scar (pic related), don't know how I avoided that other shit though.
I have a story about a friend too, will type in a second.
>>17764972
What did he wrote?
>>17767001
Jesus Christ man get some help
I didn't die (obviously) but I was in a lot of pain for a day or so.
Back when I was younger I had medication for iron deficiency. I couldn't swallow tablets since I was only young then and I'd pretty much been relying on liquid paracetamol and whatever if I was in pain. They initially gave me liquid iron supplement, but it tasted foul and made me heave so I gave up taking it and opted for tablets instead. I kept trying to swallow them, but couldn't. I was on quite a high dosage anyway since I was very anaemic (to the point if it was much lower or continued to go down, I'd be hospitalised). Upon being unable to take the tablets normally, part of me decided it was a good idea to just chew them up. Iron supplements are apparently quite easy to overdose on anyway, especially when you're already on such a high dosage. Chewing them up gives you the whole dose immediately.
So long story short, chewing up the meds overdosed me. I was home alone and my parents were working. I've always been paranoid about my health since I'm a bit of a hypochondriac, so when I started getting bad stomach pains, I Googled if it's okay to chew them. Nope, it isn't. I start freaking out and as soon as my mum gets home, I tell her the tablets gave me bad stomach ache but didn't tell her I overdosed. I was lowkey suicidal at the time, and I sort of accepted that I could die. Nobody would know what happened, right? She took me to the out of hours doctors and they put me on new meds and didn't even know I overdosed. Aside from being in a lot of pain (death would have been a LOT easier.) not much happened. But doing my research I found out it would have been easy to kill myself had I have taken a couple more of the tablets. I'm glad I'm off those now because I was a danger to myself with them.
I didn't necessarily nearly die, and I didn't 'cheat death' but it could have easily gone differently.
>>17765581
Sounds more like EHS (explosive head syndrome) its nothing paranormal if thats your case. It happens to me sometimes. It starts with a buzz in my head then it turns to people talking and it becomes louder and louder at some point it turns into maniac laughter to finish with the sound of like an explosion or something.
>me about 8-9 years old, my sister and a couple of our dumbass friends decide to build an 'elaborate' ramp for our bikes on the lot directly opposite to our house
>it's made of bricks, planks and other shit found on the lot (they had began building something but then stopped, nothing's there to this day)
>ramp's point is that you ride on these super narrow planks and you need to turn a lot
>it was quite difficult but fun
>only problem was we built the ramp to lead straight into the street
>you see where I'm going with this
>be riding on it while sister and friends cheer me on because I'm about to be the first of the group to complete the 'challenge'
>make it and get into the road
>suddenly turn head to my right to see a car going way faster than they should at that area
>instead of riding faster so I can't get out of its way and into my house's garage I hit the brakes immediately so now I'm exactly in front of the car
>the car also hits brakes immediately, loud screeching noises and car horn that I can still hear in my head
>car stops a few centimeters from me while I look terrified right at the driver
>play it off cool and get out of the way
>car drives off
>my friends and sister are still completely silent and horrified
>the smell of burnt rubber fills the air
>there's still a faint hint of tire tracks after about 10 years
Also, apparently when I was a baby I fell and starting rolling in a flight of stairs and came out completely unscathed but I obviously don't remember that
>>17770238
Did he stick it in yours?
Not sure if related, but as a long time xphile lurker, I've recently had a near death experience. I'm an expat worker living abroad, and recently was involved in a car accident. It wasn't so bad, and I wasn't hurt horribly badly either. The problem was that I had a severe allergic reaction to some of the meds I received. I guess that info was overlooked, which doesn't surprise me due to the language barrier. Anyway, I was clinicly dead for about a minute or two. We've all heard stories, and have no idea what's true, but my experience isn't too different. It was an out-of-body experience where my conciseness was in the room above my body. I didn't have tge ability to move as far as I know, but I was aware of everything that was happening. I could hear the m talking about the fuck-up, and I even understood perfectly a language I'm not so good at. I don't believe in heaven or hell anymore. Along with my awareness of the situation I also had a sense of understanding that I just continue on a different frequency. The longer I was dead, the more detached from this plain I became. I started to hear discussion about weather or not I was ready to "start".
tl;dr
I was dead. Almost continued living in different plain. Snapped back to this reality.
Was it a hallucination... probably. Though what they said all checked out, when I checked afterward.
>>17770389
Yes.
>>17770343
Close call.
Have numerous stories about near death experiences while I was intoxicated on drugs or alcohol upon request.
>>17770810
do it phaget
>>17770810
>be 18
>Benzos, acid and heroin
>come out of a trip/blackout two weeks after I supposedly took all these drugs
>wake up with infected tattoo, cuts on hand and bruises all over
>no monies
>200 miles from where I live
>no license
>>17770819
Pic related. Tattoo
>>17764927
Had to have surgery as a kid. Had a bad reaction to Morphine and my heart and lungs stopped for 30 seconds.
When I woke up I had the feeling of immense sadness. It was like I was being crushed from the inside with this unstoppable force. I couldn't figure out if it was because I had almost died or because I didn't.
That feeling still keeps me up from time to time.
This isn't really spiritual, but I've died twice? I don't remember, I was young but I heard it was SUDEP, Sudden death in epilepsy. It's not really a good story t bh, but hey!
>>17770810
>be 20
>no heroin
>get brother to buy me a bottle of the cheapest rum they have
>drink a litre and a half with a buddy of mine and smoke some pot by the falls
>black out
>wake up in the hospital
>gash in my head from where I fell into the waterfall and went down river
>some fishermen saw me and did CPR or whatever
>drove me to hospital
>>17770810
>be in 10th grade
>benzo habit like crazy
>no benzos to be found
>kid offers me unknown pills
>fuck it take 10 of them
>turns out to be a adhd medication
>start speeding like crazy
>jaw going crazy, biting cheeks, start hallucinating, time stands still, everything slow motion, crazy euphoria
>leave class
>run down halls talking to all the kids skipping class and who are up to no good, they tell me it's speed
>custodian brings me to principle, who then brings me to nurse
>have a stroke
>pulled out on stretcher in between classes, whole school seen
>amphetamine psychosis and treatment center for kids for the next year.
This is probably not a near death thing, but it's something very very strange that happened to me once and I have no idea why it happened or how. Still not sure what to think about it.
>be 21
>live in a dorm room by myself, no room mates
>don't know any of the other people in the dorm
>sleep on a mattress on the floor, no other furniture
>regular evening
>watch some shows on my laptop
>finally get to sleep around 3am
>wake up and it's pitch black
>no lights in the room but outside the window is pitch black too
>feel very rested, so I can't figure out how long I've slept
>can't be just an hour or two
>why is it still dark
>try to figure out what time it is
>laptop won't start
>no power and the battery is dead
>cell phone won't work
>it's been charging but battery is all gone
>no other way to figure out what's going on
>walk out into the corridor
>pitch black, can't even see my hand
>fumble my way over to the stairs
>get down to ground level, wearing just shorts and a t-shirt
>step outside
>pitch black everywhere
>street lights dead
>every window in every building dark
>wtf is happening
(1/2)
>>17770810
Have more if anyone is interested, quite a few more. No longer into drugs and my recollection of some of them are fuzzy but will do my best. Don't do drugs, kids.
>>17770871
(cont)
>no idea what to do
>can't see a single person outside
>know there's a 24/7 gas station and shop down the road
>maybe 15 minutes walk
>decide to go there
>all the street lights and all houses look dead on the way
>get closer to the gas station, I can see the lights are on and it looks open
>go inside, everything is like normal
>one girl working night shift
>two other customers inside
>check the clock on the wall
>it's 2:25
>wtf
>buy a soda and some candy
>ask if that clock is correct
>yeah it is
>it's 2:25am?
>yeah
>confused, but I just leave and get back to the dorm
>on my way back, street lights suddenly come back on
>lights working in my building again
>power back in my room too
>charge phone and laptop
>realize it's the next night
>I randomly slept for 23 hours straight
>and woke up in the middle of the most epic power outage ever
>I was definitely not on drugs
(2/2)
>>17770868
>run down halls talking to all the kids skipping class and who are up to no good
started making trouble in your neighborhood?
>About 6 months ago me
>home from university for Xmas
>hangout withy Highschool buddy's
>smoking talking shit till the early hours of the night
>I decide it's time to leave around 3am
>hop in to my car and start making my way home
>I'm on the highway crushing back to my house tired as fuck
>highway is empty no one is on it at 3am
>my dumbass self begins to grow very sleepy, eyes are getting heavy
>I can't stay awake and fell asleep while driving
>The moment I shut my eyes I feel an impact at the front of my car
>A deer had jumped out in front of me and hit my car doing about 65mph
>I hit the brakes and come to a stop my car isn't too fucked up
>deer is no where to be scene
Had that deer no have jumped out in front of me and woke me up I would have slammed into a concrete underpass doing almost 70mph
>Be 8/9
>Having fun doing the whole helium balloon business, this one I got from McDonalds
>sucking it, doing funny voices
>start to take as much in as I can to make my voice as high pitched as possible
>start to zone out, can't focus, can't hear anything and lips go all white
>dad punching me in the leg as hard as he can to get me to take a breath, do after a few punches and regain consciousness
>that feel when I almost exit bagged myself with a McDonalds balloon
----
>dropped on head as a few week old baby
>somehow fine, was dropped from quite a height directly on my head
----
>About 12, messing around in some caves out to sea
>sea comes in too quick, forced to balance on a soaking rock knife edge between crashing waves on either side
>make it back just before the water fills the cave
----
>rocked my cot off of the top of a dresser as a baby, managed to do a full 360 and land perfectly on the base during the fall
There's a few other ones but I can't really remember them. The usual stuff like narrowly avoiding getting hit by a car and so on. No doubt the closest was the balloon, though.
>>17770423
Did you like it?
>>17770884
>not have any dope, dealer doesn't have any
>pick up a gram of ketamine to ease the pain for a bit
>set up my works with a 1/4 gram at the same waterfall I slipped into
>never intravenously taken K.
>shoot, instant K hole
>someone comes by and takes the money of my pocket and one of my sneakers before running off
>come to a bit, still dope sick
>go to bad part of town trying to trade K for dope, saying it's Crystal
>find guy, he works some up and shoots it
>he K holes, steal his dope
>run home
>guy's friend knows where I live and tracks me down, finds me practically sucking my own dick, nodding out on h and k
>beats me nearly to death, steals everything I own
>>17764927
>Be me, 12 or 13 or whatever
>Middle school, it's new year's eve
>Playing with fireworks with parents
>Bottle rocket flies towards me
>Skims my head and flies into bushes
>Disappears, doesn't explode, no fire
I think I died that night and this is some kind of afterlife...
>>17764927
Be born 2 weeks premature
If wrong year, no science
Would be dead.
That count?
>be 19 (6 years ago)
>just after thanksgiving
>food poisoned from my aunt's turkey
>developed (or poorly transitioned) into bronchitis
>this became pneumonia after a couple weeks
>kept working at my miserable job, barely eating
>couldn't sleep either, just lay in bed exhausted and unable to move
>began listening to three Opeth albums on media player on repeat - damnation, deliverance, and blackwater park
>made the experience hazily cathartic
>called my dad a week later at 2am to get me to the hospital
>wait 10 hours for service (O CANADA LMAO)
>doctor tells me the amount of fluid in my lungs should have killed me
>i get antibiotics and recover just in time for Halloween
To this day i wonder whether Opeth cursed me or saved me, i began listening to them for the first time ever then and they're still my favourite band.
>>17765005
You have one hellofa guardian watching over you.
>>17765005
Stories like this make me genuinely happy.
>>17771051
either you're immune system is strong as fuck or that was some serious placebo effect. Probably both. I think, in a way, the music did help you.
>>17767856
I wanna hear this one pls post longer story
>>17765031
Pfft, there are several recorded cases of people having a BAC of over 1.0 and survived.
Granted those are mostly polish drunks and not 21 year old noobs.
>Be born 2 and a half months early
>tiny as fuck
>dont get to see folks for weeks
>wont suck my mothers tit for milk
>night terrors of dying and being tortured since 5 y/o
>I'm going to kill myself when I turn 39
I fucking hate this place anons. I mean, come on.....
>>17765391
I think the hat man is a completely separate, more sinister entity from the other shadow people. I've seen the vague humanoid shape ones twice. Once in my kitchen, it just walked into view, stopped for a while and just kind of.. vanished. The second time was with a friend, we were on an evening walk, just coming back home when one just casually walked from a line of garages towards the main road and vanished.
>Be 10-12 y.o. (Don't really remember when exactly that was, didn't really care and never thought about it much)
>Riding on bicycle with uncle, flat dirt road, no incline any way, just straight flat road.
>Hit something (small ditch or root, don't remember)
>Wasn't going wery fast, but the speed was decent enough compared to walking
>Front wheel just fucking stops or something, rear end of the bike jumps up (a little, didn'e hit anywhere near 90 angle) and I go flying.
>Literaly flying, I may have even blacked out for a second or something, kind of just find myself lying feet first on the ground, two to four meters in front of the bike.
>Get up turn to uncle, he's just looking at me for a few seconds then asks if I'm okay.
>Nothing hurts, literaly feel as fine as I ever could be, the ground even felt pretty cool and overall nice. No scrapes, nothing.
>Continue going wherever it was that we were going, brought it up once since then, didn't really care about it.
>Be me
>14 at the time
>Attract trouble without looking for it
>One day get surrounded by some huge black guys, shortest was still 6 inches taller than me (I'm a 5'7 manlet, maybe I deserve to die)
>Start choking me from behind, punching me in the side of the head
>Punch biggest black guy (about 6'7) in the side of the head a couple times
>he lets go
>I turn to fight properly (years of Judo and rugby)
>his friend punches me in the face
>realize I'm outnumbered
>turn to run
>Biggest black guy pulls out 12 inch knife
>Slashes me down the back, grazes my neck
>My friend comes up and shoves him
>Guy breaks my friends knee by kicking him
>I run, he limps away
>Go round corner, call police (we were right outside the police station)
>Neck was red but fine, cuts on back weren't serious
>fucker only got 11 months community service and banned from local area
>>17765005
it was obviously tracer you fuck
I was in the elementary school when we had this stupid practice when, after completing a series of math problems would run around the schoolhouse. Maybe the teachers thought that when children run and have some fresh air they perform better or whatever.
Anyway, it was a cold winter day and lots of ice and swon all around the schoolhouse. There was a kind of balcony and a staircase in front of the front door, the whole house was build kind of old-school way since it was around 50 years old - after the winter war anyway, or so i'm told.
So there i'm completing these series of quizzes and am free to go run around the house. As i'm about to go, i notice one of my classmates has completed the tasks at the same time and is about to go as well. Being kids like we were, of course we're going to compete who's gonna run around the house first.
So my friend gets ahead of me and takes the stairs down and is running fast towards the corner. I figure i'm never going to outrun him if i take the stairs as well. So i jump off the "balcony". Only problem being that my left foot gets hooked to the railing and i flip myself over, dropping head first to the icy ground below. There was a good 2 meters or so fall.
I hit my head hard and lose consciousness. It was really starnge, i saw bright colours for a moment but didn't feel anything. As i mentioned, it was a freezing cold winter and i might've frozen to death if it wasn't for my friend who noticed me lying there when he came back. He got me awake and i stumbled back to classroom. I explained the whole thing to the teacher - with a slurred speech - and he just checked if i was fully conscious.
After the school i felt really strange and out of place. Also very tired. I wasn't sure what had happened. I wondered many times after that whether or not i actually survived the fall or not.
Sure it seems silly now but the thought still persists.
>dog runs off to save me from dogman
>run away like a bitch, limping the whole way to the car and drive the FUCK off
>still got a shit ton of scars on my left arm, which is mangled like hell.
Thanks doggo, you were a real friend. I wish I would've been a braver man.
>>17765005
>shit that never happened: the post
>be 13 years old
>be in park with friend
>fat baling man appears, sits on bench reading newspaper
>fat balding man approaches
>ask if we want a "job"
>i say "no" idiot friend says "what kind of job?"
>fat man offers $20 for us to watch him play with his dick
>say "no" again
>fat man leaves
>fat man returns, walking towards us with folded over newspaper
>almost reaches us
>can see pointy end of knife blade through newspaper
>usainbolt.jpeg
>look back, fat man chasing us, but too fat to keep up
tfw i was almost kidnapped and most likely raped and murdered by a pedophile.
>>17765841
pics or it didn't happen
2 years ago.
>chilling with coworkers after work
>drinking heavily maybe 16th beer
>took 4 10 MG percocet
>feels goodman
>see friend about to hit his bong
>snach it before he gets a hit
>hit it harder then any bong before
>it's not weed. It's k2 spice
>feeling weird. Think peeing will help
>mid stream can't breath
>about to have a heart attack
>heart feels like it stoped
>get pulled out of my body
>can't explain what I saw but worst pain I've ever felt
>feels like years
>find my body from the void
>wake up on coworkers bathroom floor in my own vomit and piss
>feel like I'm full of adrenaline
>I was passed out for 16 hrs on coworkers floor and missed work.
I don't know if I was near death but I'm convinced I should be dead.
>>17770892
That's really trippy.
>>17771457
Niggers...
>>17770868
What state can we be friends? Here's my arm I'm so happy to not be the only.junklord on x
>>17771851
Stop mixing alcohol and drugs. Or stop doing both altogether.
When I was a baby I had a flap over my esophagus and almost died because I threw everything up. Also, I OD'd once and don't remember a thing until I was in the hospital.
>>17771898
what is this babbys first abscess?
>>17771909
>>17771913
Fuck you that's 2 weeks old lanced and was the siZe of a ping pong ball
>>17765391
that didn't happen
First time greentexting, on mobile too.
>be me, 14
>be visiting grandparents in mexico
>made friends thanks to cousins
>decide its a good idea to race against a guy in a 4x4
>three of us on horse
>im all the way back
>middle of race
>trail getting bumpier
>realize im 5 feet in the air, holding on to guy in front of me
>fall with guy on top of me
>roll on ground, couldnt see shit for a few seconds
>get up, no pains
>rock in my knee
The guy who was steering the horse said if I had been at least an inch or so closer to the horse in my fall, I would have had my face stomped on.
>>17771929
Heres the knee
>>17770830
respiratory depression?
>>17764927
>fell into a local fast flowing river aged 2
>somehow I was able to stay near the surface just long enough for my dad to pull me out
Pic related, on the far bank is where I nearly died.
>>17770343
At first I read that last part wrong
I thought it said "apparently as a baby I came out falling down a flight of stairs"
Mfw
>>17771965
Not like druggie is a very derogatory term, it's actually quite endearing compared to what you people regularly do just for a fix
>>17770903
>>rocked my cot off of the top of a dresser as a baby,
what kind of fucktarded parents did you have to think it was a good idea to put a baby's cot on top of a gods damned dresser? Please tell me you knocked the fuck out of whichever parent did that when you found out.
>>17771138
Damn straight. She's technically saved my ass twice now. After that incident, I refuse to be in a moving vehicle without a seat belt on, and ended up in another crash about 2 years ago. Got rear-ended in my tiny 97 honda at a red-light by a SUV going about 45ish mph. That could have easily killed me as well if I weren't wearing it.
>>17771145
Think how happy I am to not get flung out of the window at mach speed lol
>>17771509
Who/what is tracer?
>>17771758
Yes, you are absolutely right. Since you were there to witness the event, please, enlighten everyone on what really happened, you know-it-all little bitch.
>be 6
>short kid for my age
>used to live in San Diego
>coast of California for all you /inland/ fags
> go to beach with family on a muggy , cloudy day
> the rocks that jet out to sea are covered in slippery algee
>my 6 yr self is jumping Rock from rock
Note in between each rock are parts where the ocean can still seep through and pull someone into current
> I misjudge one jump and land in between one of these streams
> ice cold water immediately chin deep
> I grab onto rock real quick and pull self up
> act like nothing happened and have to drive back soaking wet
>mfw almost pulled out to ocean and drowned as a kid
>>17771965
>I'm ok with being a degenerate fucking loser whose only purpose in life is to leech off of others for "muh fix".
Do the world a favor and OD already, you worthless piece of trash.
another one
>be 4 or 5
>visiting brother at school camp
>wade in to river
>didn't know there was a bank and then a huge drop
>fall in
>panic
>last thing i remember is seeing dirty river water
don't know who pulled me out of the water, don't even remember most of the details but i remember opening my eyes under water and just seeing dirty water so vividly.
>>17772139
this
>i'm so edgy, i'm proud to be a pathetic addict and i don't care what anyone else thinks about it
except you still get fucked up and escape reality anyway. addiction is hard, but pretending to be proud of it is cringe worthy and embarrassing.
>>17766996
>I tried to remove my catheter while sitting down but it was too deep and too painful.
you know why don't you? because the end they stick in your bladder has a sack they blow up with saline. it's a balloon anchored in your bladder.
>>17770825
felix the cat
my niggah
>>17771806
>tfw i was almost kidnapped and most likely raped and murdered by a pedophile.
to be fair, he really was an hebephile
>>17772254
>implying that the distinction is worth noting
This thread.
/thread
>>17772237
Enjoy your 4 year ban faggot.
I can still sense you.
>>17772391
All fucking boards are 18+. You're not shitposting but still fuck you. You need to not be here.
>>17772406
Don't apologize, I was 15 when I found 4chan. Just don't reveal your age like a dumbass and lurk moar
>mfw I've been here a decade
>mfw no face
Fuck, what have I been doing with my life? Nevermind what I said, GTFO kid, for your own good.
>>17765836
Glad u Made it back buddy
Fuck those sand nigger cunts
>>17768079
Jesus Christ yeah fuck that. Everything bad happens after a staff duty shift I swear. The more tired you are the more it opens you up to bad shit.
>>17764927
>realize im about to give up on all college pursuits
>decide to do heroin in a needle this time
>turns out the bag is potent as fuck
>playing srw J on the laptop start passing out
>sister is with me also doped out
>tries to ask me something notices im blue
>tries to wake me up in every way possible
>calls the ambulance which luckily is down the st in a firehouse
>they use the narcan on me
>wake up
and that's how I died and ended up in this even shittier dimension.
>>17764927
damn. i think you'd have been within your rights to spin out the truck stopping you.
>>17771941
Technically it's respiratory arrest when breathing stops entirely, but yeah, doctors said that I was just more susceptible to it or something. They probably just gave me too much and were covering their asses.
>>17767000
This is actually the funniest shit I've read in a long time
>>17765005
This kind reminds me of something that happened to me that also has a mysterious guardian angel type of figure.
>Work as courier in Manhattan
>Get sent a lot of information by text that I have to write on my manifest, often do this while walking to save time
>Prime area I cover is between 40th and 55th on Broadway, pretty much the heart of Times Square, busy at all times
>Finish writing something at a red light and I go to put my pen back in my pocket but I drop it
>Since I'm on the curb it falls into the street and I bend over to pick it up
>As I'm about half bent someone grabs my shoulder hard and pulls me back before I can bend all the way into the street, just as a bus about 1.5 inches off the curb barrels past at like 40 MPH trying to beat the yellow light
>Look behind me there's this sharp dressed maybe 25-30 year old blonde dude in Wayfarers, the sun is almost directly behind his head and he's flanked in a literal halo, I can't see him clearly, obviously handsome af
>He grins at me and I smile back and thank him
It's just weird man. Whoever that person was had incredibly fast reflexes, and was super benevolent.
No one cares if you're underage except idiots, but if you mention it, mods will ban you. Just keep your mouth shut in the future.
>>17767001
Lol pls be srs senpai
T
>tfw I know dis shit gonna be good when the post starts with "lizards censoring my posts"
>>17771974
That's a pond. And it looks somewhat familiar.
>>17772439
Same senpai
>>17766614
That story about the motorbike sounds like you drive too fast, and close, to other vehicles and will likely die in an auto accident due to your stupidity. Super spooky bro.
>>17772475
Super benevolent? I think he just did something anyone would do, which is reaching over and pulling some dipshits head out of the way of an oncoming bus. Nothing benevolent about it.
>>17772719
not him, but you'd be surprised how many people would rather do nothing so they can see the head splatter like a watermelon under a mustachioed man's comically large hammer.
>>17772731
if you honestly think this way you might want to find someone to talk to about it. The overwhelming majority of human beings wouldn't want to see that shit happen in front of their faces; especially given an opportunity/ability to do something about it.
watch it as a .webm? of course
>>17772752
You actually believe that, don't you? You'll learn sooner or later that actual good people are very few and far between. Have you heard of the bystander effect?
>>17772842
I have, and that's not a matter of wanting to see it happen as much as expecting someone else to do something first.
>>17772880
Another example, then. Remember back in school, when a fight would break out? Remember what most people did?
They gathered in a circle to watch someone get hurt, even encouraging the fight to happen.
What about the popularity of gore video sites? Sure, it's a video, not in person, but it is still seeking out to see a person get hurt. The fact that it's a video just let's the viewer justify watching it without feeling any responsibility for the act, to experience it vicariously.
I'm not saying all humans are bad and evil, I just don't like to see people downplay our inherent violent tendencies.
>>17772900
see
>>17772752
>.webm? of course
we all like to watch these things to satisfy our morbid curiosities sometimes but that's totally different to being present at the time, potentially able to do something to change the outcome of the situation but chose not to or, most likely, had no idea anything was going to happen until after it did. I've watched rekt/gore gif/webm and videos plenty out of curiosity to compare a real-world situation with what we see in media and entertainment. It's incredible that we live in a time where, as gritty as unpleasant as the images may be, we can glimpse into the worst things that can happen to our frail bodies.
Interesting? Yes. Fascinating? Yes. Fun to watch? Only when breathed upon by meme magic,
as for your schoolboy fight? totally different situation that's a pretty common and normal part of growing up. It's not all too often that such fights end in someone's grey matter being splattered on the pavement before the fight ends.
>>17772719
>Nothing benevolent about it.
i guess you dont know the meaning of the word
>>17772491
>pond
>have steady flow
are you retarded?
>>17772957
Not sure if we are actually disagreeing for the most part, or just seeing it differently.
>as for your schoolboy fight? totally different situation...
I disagree. It's an example of an event likely to result in a person's injury, and most people will want it to continue rather than break it up. The final result doesn't change that. Those people will watch because they are hoping that it would be one of those fights that ends in spilled brains.
Like NASCAR. No one really enjoys watching cars go in a circle for several hours. The watch and wait patiently to see a person get hurt.
Most people are just plain cruel. Maybe you live somewhere with a higher concentration of not-so shitty people, and I live somewhere with a low concentration, who knows? I'm just going by what I've seen in my own experience, which I will acknowledge is a pretty small sample size in the larger scale of things.
Actually, at this point I'm not sure how one would go about empirically saying one way or another whether most people are good or bad. Can't really rely on something like surveys, even the shittiest of people will say they are good.
fuck it. wanna agree to disagree?
>>17769263
kekkles
>>17769449
thats what you get for being gay
>>17770825
thats one ugly arm
>>17771014
you die from a bottle rocket? what are you a lvl 2?
>>17771851
were your co workers also passed out dead for 16 hrs?
>>17772237
what a gigantic ego you have
>>17767001
10/10 great story anon
>>17772406
fuck you and kill yourself
i was hiking in the woods, center of france when a huge huge storm suddenly started. huge rolling thunder, well huge huge storm you know
the thunder started to get closer and closer and at one point i started hearing the sound at the same time the light flashed. then i saw a few lightning striking nearby trees. i kept on walking with those lightning striking everywhere but me.
i thought i was gonna die but i felt really nice, calm. i still think of this feeling a lot.
>>17771758
Why are you on this board
>>17771923
Seriously what the hell are you doing on this board.
>>17765568
That's crazy man, honestly it's wild thinking about how much can happen in just a few seconds.
>>17771929
>>17769477
What's up with people ending up with a rock in the knee in this thread?
>>17773191
That sounds like quite the electrifying experience :^)
>>17773243
>plot twist: the rocks were once arrow heads
And now their adventuring days are over...
>>17772978
Well, maybe a creek or something, but that little thing sure as fuck isn't a river.
>>17772767
Fuck off, this isn't a tinfoil thread.
>>17773246
Shit, he beat me to a classic meme opportunity.
>>17773243
I believe I still have a little bit of rock or something in my knee from childhood due to what me and my friend call the crazy granny incident. Nothing spoopy, just a little bike accident where an old lady on a bike practically used us and my friends fallen bike as a ramp for one hellofa jump.
>>17772475
donald trump?
>>17773319
sorry bro, a good natural setup like that is hard to come by, had to take it
>>17770819
Xanax is a hell of a drug. I used to black out and wake up with no money, stolen shit, more money than I had before, or to a bunch of friend mad at me for reasons I don't remember.
bruh, drugs are ruining your life.
I used to work for this local delivery company that needed someone willing to work a series of closed gate communities in on bicycle as they didn't allow non-registered vehicles in or out, and had gotten the local government contract to deliver all federal (and eventually after about 2 1/2 year we were contracted by a company that is basically our local fedex or startrack to deliver for them in those areas too.)
I have seen some crazy shit my friends. I don't know if you'll buy what I'm selling but they're among us.
>First week of the job is easy
>Newspapers, letters, gardens are nice, always turn up on time, always double and triple check house numbers with listed address on packages and letters.
>Basically anti-social and I wear dark tinted sunglasses when I ride anywhere, so nobody tries any small talk with me beyond "scorcher we're having" or "nice day innit?" to which I would always reply "yeah"
>One day a couple months in I get a job to deliver to a gated mansion in a gated community
>I put put my earpiece in to listen to music in one ear and still hear people
>looks like a james bond/secret service earpiece
>Plain black pants and white dress-shirt as I just came to work from ballroom dancing lessons
>Ring the bell "delivery for Sir Anon"
>"Who game you my address, how did you find me?" the dude on the other end of the com system for the house is freaking out
>I speak calmly and clearly to try to calm the dude "Nobody has found you, but I have a delivery for you"
>Says to wait at the gate and built dude in a suit came out and signed a scribble that I couldn't make out
>"You didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything" the suit tells me in a threatening tone
>"have a nice day" I say before getting right the fuck out of there
Then the weird shit started.
>I got a call to deliver a package exactly the same as the one I did the day before
>Turn up, same pants and earpiece but different white button-up shirt
>want me to post the rest?
>>17773801
>want me to post the rest?
/x/ is always up for story time. do it
>Be me, 13 at that time (now 20)
>Playing No More Heroes
>Lunch is almost ready
>I hear a rumbling noise coming from the ceiling
> [the following happens in the exact same moment]
>What the fuck?
>My father enters my room to call me for lunch
>The ceiling collapses on my head
> [now time is back to normal]
>Father is horrified
>I am in pain, I cough dust and my leg hurts
>All around me are sword-sharp pieces of bricks
>The only thing that hit me was a big chunk of ceiling (it broke on my head)
>To this day I only have a stupid ass little scar on my hand
>I didn't even get money for that accident because apparentely three quarters of my entire house were uninhabitable
>>17773724
Yes, thank god I don't partake in any drug use or alcohol consumption anymore. If anyone thinks they might have a problem, I'd be more than happy to share some more stories about my past and how I got better. I could even post an email upon request if anyone is in need of help.
>>17773801
DO IT FGT
>>17773829
Well, that fucking sucks.
>>17773816
I just didn't know if anyone was at all interested.
I have anxiety and self worth issues.
>this old dude is standing in the driveway flanked by two built bodyguards in suits
>He asks me "you, are you the one who can get me things?"
>I'm wrong-footed by the whole turn of events and after an awkward silence I say "yes" thinking he means to ask if I'm the delivery man
>he hands me a paper with some things written on it and heads back into his house.
>Have a cursory glance at it and it has a bunch of weird things like 19oz mercury, 145oz pigs blood or nearest approximation available, 15OZ white sage, so on, just weird specific weights of things that are kinda a little hard to find.
>Stuff the note in my pocket and decide to talk to my supervisor
>bump into a mate who also works where I do before I see the boss and talk to him about it.
>He dabbles in occult and sci-fi stuff and says that he can get me that stuff by the evening
>I say I don't even know if I'm going to deliver it, I mean it's not like we talked about pay
>He says if I buy the pigs blood from a butcher at the mall he'll pay for the other stuff and see what happens, we'll split anything he gives us afterwards
>Get everything together, return that evening and ring the bell
>the old man asks how it's possible I have what he asks for so quickly, and even come up himself to check the bags contents before suit #2 steps in front of him and inspects it first, with vague surprise he nods to the old dude
>the old dude stares me down, and I'm listening to some chill music and my sunglasses don't give much away, but he says "wait here, I'm going to weigh it"
>I stand almost perfectly still for what must have been like 20 minutes, as about 6 songs passed as I stood there
>Old dude comes back out chuckling
>"you're good, I'll give you that, you're really damn good" he says
>a suit gives me a burlap coin purse like from D&D
>"I'll have more requests later" he says and turns to go inside
>cont?
>>17772201
thanks for clearing that up for me,
I didn't need one in the first place
>>17772467
questionable sense of humor
I'm basically giving you proof that Satan and the antichrist are killing people in hospitals across America in order to amass an undead army for Armageddon
>>17773855
Continue, don't ask
>>17773855
>cont?
Of course.
>>17773864
This. It's annoying when people ask that constantly, just write.
>>17773855
>I just didn't know if anyone was at all interested.
well take this rule of thumb. when on /x/ or /tg/, don't ask if people want story time, you just give it to them. the answer to "continue?" is always yes, and asking just ticks people off. Not trying to be a dick, just giving a word of advice.
>>17770895
stop
>So I look into the sack and there are a bunch of metal coins that look like they're a dull steel
>blank coins no markings other than indentations all around the edge
>go show my friend
>friend flips his goddam lid when he sees them and pays me about a fortnights pay if I'll give him the coins
>he tells me they're silver, and I have to do more jobs for that guy, he paid us like several thousand dollars in silver for $70 worth of stuff from the science classroom supplies outlet, the local hippy greeny shop and some pigs-blood
>tell him that we should value them and split what they're worth
>He finally settles on getting them valued and then paying me half in order to keep them
>it ends up being less than a fortnights wages so I feel like a moron, but I agree to do more work for the old dude if he asks
>get a membership at the outlet store and make sure there is nothing I can't buy on short notice.
>Weird background checks to buy sodium and all that, but I'm cleared
>by the next time I get a package for the old dude my friend from work has quit his job and left town, deleted his social media and I didn't have his phone number so he might as well have vanished off the face of the planet
>get a list like last time, mostly weird herbal shit, and I have to go to an oriental emporium way out of dodge to get it, but I deliver first thing the next morning and get another bag of coins
>take them in to a pawn shop and get told they're just silver plated, so I decide not to sell them, and the dude behind the counter changes his tune as soon as I try to walk away, he gives me exactly as much as he quoted me last time.
>Talk to my father about it and he gets spooked, tells me I might be into something dangerous, starts talking about the Rothschild and illuminati and stuff
>say I'll be careful
in hindsight I should have listened to him.
>>17773891
>The next time I turn up the old dude is furious.
>"YOU'RE NOT THE MAN, YOU DELIVER IT ALL BUT I MET HIM AND HE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT AT ALL, WHO ARE YOU?"
>try to rude my bike away
>His buff goons in suits knock me off my bike and beat the shit out of me, and then break all my fingers
>Eventually they get tired of kicking my crying, bleeding ass on the concrete and throw my bike into a park pond
>I limp out of the closed gate community and not one person is to be seen, even the security gate only has one dude and I tell him to call an ambulance, and he does
>next few days were a blur, I quit my job, moved back in with my dad, and didn't leave the house for about a month.
>I tried to press charges but after the third attempt and finding the report and gone missing again I figured I better not fuck with someone who has strings in the police station
>Now I work in a low responsibility position for a after-school care program for special needs kids, I have chronic anxiety and most of my socializing is done online.
>I might go to uni if I build up the confidence.
>sometimes I go most of the day not thinking about it, but when I do a lead brick sits in my stomach and I feel ill.
Don't ever let misunderstandings happen with crazy people, I'm lucky to be alive
So, I'll just tell another.
>be in like 11th grade? Can't really remember too well, that whole part of my life is foggy
>want to get some Molly (mdma), not common around where I'm from
>friend of mine says he met this strange guy who's selling caps and that he'll come to my place to talk business
>guy covered head to toe with prison tattoos talking with an even deeper NY accent than mine comes to my house and has a huge ziploc bag full of capsules
>offers for me to try some, sniff a capsule and it tastes like Molly so I offer to take 100 of them because he is offering a crazy good deal at $3 a piece for bulk
>take about 3 and sniff another 3
>start giving them to my friend who introduced me and a bunch of other cats
>start selling them for $20 a piece because they're rare where I'm at (supply and demand)
>get rid of about half of them and make a healthy profit and still have tons left over
>not Molly, it's mdpv (bath salts)
>too late, half the kids in the city are fucked up on bath salts
>>17773910
Seriously, dude?
>>17773918
pls stop with your drug stories
>>17773925
If no one wants to read them I won't post anymore, that's fine
>>17773928
Continue man, it's better than silence.
>>17773928
It just gets repetitive.
>I used drugs, got into some trouble or OD'd, almost died
>>17773937
We're nearing the end of the thread, save some space for the non-druggies with stories.
>>17773928
I'm interested in reading them.
>>17773918
So continued.
>reports on the news of kids showing up in the hospital with strange symptoms, psychosis
>tell the guy that I don't want any more pills and he didn't take it too well, gives me 500 pills and says he'll be back in a week to get the money
>no choice but to sell these things to people
>friend goes with this guy to collect money from someone and watched him beat this guy nearly to death with his bare hands because he caught him sleeping on him (using product instead of selling it.)
>tells friend he doesn't get high, just likes money and hurting people, gets off on it
>have my pot dealer over and his buddy who I had sold some too
>been on a two week bath salt binge and paranoid out of my mind
>give guy more salts, has seizure
>call 911 for ambulance
>run upstairs to my coke dealer's house to hide all my drugs
>kid gets taken away and then this tattoo guy shows up to my house, saying he's been watching me and so are the police
>>17773910
what the actual fuck?
Dude that's gods damned nuts. dox this dude. You know his name and address. give it to /x/.
>>17773956
/x/ isn't /b/ and we don't need to mess with crazy. That guy's story doesn't sound legit, though.
>>17773921
pretty much that's where I am in life right now.
I had a girlfriend about a year ago, but after she realized how fucked up and approval needing I am she got distant and broke up with me a little later.
>>17773956
I don't want revenge, I want to move on with my life man.
>>17773958
I get that it sounds pretty far fetched, but I posted it on /x/ not on... well I don't know where people also post stories about themselves where they nearly die but it sounds more legitimate that mine
>>17773951
>give guy the money I owe him and he tells me I'm short, even though I'm not
>he says there's a price to pay for making the situation hot and having all this crazy shit happen and grabs me by the neck and lifts me with one arm. Threatens me
>friend who introduced me when to his house where he was supposedly staying and tried to contact him for me to apologize and beg for our lives because at this point we're both fucked. Having panic attacks and mental breakdowns from all that's going on. Feel like I'm on fire and major anxiety.
>talks to this guy's girlfriend who he met before and it's definitely the same woman, doesn't know who the tattoo guy is and says he has no clue what we're talking about
>people reporting seizures and all sorts of fucked up shit for weeks and weeks, even after I flushed the pills.
>think guy just relocated. Still never feel safe again.
>after not sleeping for who knows how long I spend a week at a friend's house and come down with the help of benzos
>watch news, guy was a serial killer and got caught in the act of killing someone over drug money
>>17773975
Don't get me wrong, it's kind of an interesting story, but the bit about the cops not investigating it seems too fake.
>>17770825
>them pointer scars.jpg
>>17773979
someone that rich and paranoid would probably have an in with the local police
>>17773984
Doesn't mean you couldn't report it to some cops who weren't on the payroll.
Not that near-death but very well could've been so I'll post.
>be 19 y/o
>riding with friend on a trip to buy drugs from a different city
>had lots, and lots of drugs in car
>get pulled over on highway
>fuckweregoingtojail.jpg
>friend swallows 4g of coke
>i swallow 20, 600mg neurontin and about 20 1mg klonopin although i dropped a few in the act
>still lots of drugs in car, both go to jail
>feel normal while being arrested, but friend is already fucked from the coke
>arrive at the jail an hour after arrest
>starts hitting me
>wake up around 4am in drunk tank, friend is in there with me along with all the meth heads
>apparently i stumbled into the tank, and hit my head on the wall and instantly fell over
>meth heads said they checked on my breathing and made sure i wasnt going to die
>mfw i don't remember any of it
>feel insanely fucked up, no idea where i am or whats happening but too high to freak out
>eventually puke up a bunch of the drugs in front of all the meth heads in the tank and they laugh, last thing i can remember
>woke up by guard next morning about 10am because i'm getting out
>can hardly stand up but manage to play it cool because i want out of jail
>get out, go sit on bench outside of jail and call friend to get me
>friend shows up and gets me, instantly notices huge knot on my forehead and takes me to hospital against my wishes
>have concussion
>doctor tells me i could've died from what i had put in my body but head will be fine
>stay in hospital most of the day getting IV's and shit, was terrible but probably a good thing i went
Don't do drugs kids
Too many junkies on /x/
>I'm driving on the wrong side of the road desperately trying to get past the truck
its a shame you didnt die, idiot
>>17774047
im not junkie, just had to swallow all that to lessen charges. it worked.
me n friend took atleast 900mg of codeine phosphate n i think its suppose to take 800 to kill male adult no tolerance ??
>>17765005
It did happen in your head, you mentally retarded schizofrenia fuck
>>17774061
Codeine is for children, just take oxy faggot.
>walking to a store
>pass buy a set of scaffolding
>a metal box knife falls a foot in front of me and hits hard enough to break open
>step around it and go to the store anyway
No point in worrying about "what would have happened", I can stress about it all day or I can just get on with my life.
>>17774118
faggot liar
>>17773246
Well played, I probably would have ham-fisted that set up, you played it perfect.
>>17774122
Yes, you are absolutely right. Since you were there to witness the event, please, enlighten everyone on what really happened, you know-it-all little bitch.
>>17764927
one time when i was crossing the road i looked both ways and a car was passing.
if i hadnt looked i could have looked quite the fool. in april.
>>17774143
>this happen like between 4-10 y ago whatever
6 year gap in memory? fuck off back to /b/
>>17766996
>>17767000
>>17767001
>ywn rescue this anon from demons
>>17774118
add more detail about the environment and your feelings, drop the memes, and you might have a good story on your hands
I have one. Not greentexting though because fuck that. When I was around the age of four or five, my parents used to go out late at night to bars to do, things. When they would get home they were usually trashed, so they would end up falling asleep right on the couch in the living room, unable to make it upstairs to their bedroom. On one particular night when they had done this, I had a nightmare. Being a todler, I couldn't rationalize that I had no reason to be scared, so I went and tried to go into my parents' bed, which I did from time to time. Of course they weren't there, they were on the couch downstairs, but I hadn't known this at the time because they had never told me that they went out drinking late at night. Being a kid, I immediately woke up my sister, two or three at the time, and told her that our mother had been kidnapped. So what did we do? We opened the door and went outside. It was just our luck that it wasnt locked, as our parents forgot to re-lock it when they entered the house. We ended up going outside, and knocked on the doors of our neighbors hoping someone would open up. Eventually I saw a car that I believed was my grandmother's. We went up to it, and a man inside told us to get in. It was in this moment that my sister and I both could have been kidnapped, but luckily for us we were safe. Someone had called the police and thankfully enough it was the policeman's car that we got into. He drove us down to the station and our parents eventually came for us.
>>17773855
Please continue:)
>>17773910
Fuuuuuuuckkkk. You are one mellow, strong dude not to want to plan and carry out a bombing attack on that fucker-you're a better person than me by playing it cool and moving on,I'd love to hang with you
>>17771014
You realize there are more than one different types of rockets right?
also if it helps, there is a 1 in a billion chances that this isn't ground zero of "reality"
>>17770938
Wow dude, wow. You could not get any more stupid. I dont know how you could be so irresponsible yet take drugs. Me or any of my friends have not had so fucked up stories because of drugs (even booze)... well my gf took a little bit too much acid by accident once and "flushed" her ego but noone stole shit from her or anything. I am sorry for you. With love T.
>>17771901
>alcohol or drugs
you cant be serious
>>17770892
I honestly wish that would happen to me
>>17765581
Sleep paralysis, it happened to me too several times.
Your brain is awake but not your body (still in its paradoxal sleeping phase), so your brain starts to figure the situation and try to find a explaination. It cans lead to hallucinations for most of the people.
This phenomenon is very common (especially among teenagers) and the fact of explain it stop the hallucination
Some of us are just lucky like that. I've been struck by lightning twice, drove through a tornado, was in a near plane crash(barely managed the emergency landing), died during surgery and came back and nearly drowned once. If my time ever actually comes, I'll probably be like "psha, whatever, I'll be back in a few" lol
>>17764927
At MCT, Camp Pendleton, body-boarding over the weekend with a friend. First time in the ocean.
Try to "catch waves right when they begin" so go out further.
Suddenly, friend says we are getting further from the coast. I look and the coast is really far away.
He gets scared and starts paddling towards shore, I am calm for some reason and tell him to swim parallel to the shore for now.
After about 20 seconds we hear a voice, and a lifeguard throws a rope at us. He is wearing paddles and says we got caught by a riptide.
At the time, I was not that worried. Looking back, I am petrified.
Fuck off with these stories involving spooky creatures and shit. This is just a near-death thread, not time to show off your awful creative writing that a deviant art writer could easily top.
