skinwalker pasta thread
post 'em if you got 'em
>>17745390
True story. I had two bees. They mated. Now I have a swarm. Crazy shit.
>>17745398
bamp
>>17746556
>>17746587
>>17746556
That some fucked up shit.
>>17745390
>>17748080
>>17746588
>>17746556
And that my dear friends is why I avoid woods at all times.
>tfw working in the woods atm
>23 days now
>17 till to go
Probably not the best idea to read this shit.
>>17745404
if it mimics, where did the first shriek come from?
>>17749321
And who was phone?
>>17749321
also why did the guy bring the other person's dogs in, and send them to bed? where is the person that let the dogs out? were they the ones screaming?
What's so paranormal about native americans?
>>17749412
EPIC
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>>17749425
Found the skinwalker.
>>17749591
Haha! Good meme! I really, really like this picture! Trips decides.
>>17749321
The woman that it drowned.
>>17749406
What? There was no other person. One guy, his two dogs (a ridgeback and a JR terrier) and the skinwalker.
>>17746588
>>17746587
>>17746556
>>17745410
>>17745407
>>17745390
>text
>jpg
Bravo, dipshits.
>>17750422
>Lying in bed when I hear someone letting the dogs out for a midnight piss break, don't take too much notice of it.
>>17750422
>>17745410
Fuck this, I have to work night shift alone for three weeks at a summer camp
I have a couple in a folder, I'll dump them. Can't remember which ones are good though.
>>17751676
GEEEEAAAAD DEAAAMMMIT KITTEEAH
I don't really remember this one to be honest, had a quick scan and I think it was a skinwalker one though. I also have no idea if anyone's even paying attention to this thread, but I'm gonna keep going either way. Only got a couple more really good ones.
>>17751692
Is one of my faves though.
Again, not sure this one counts as a skinwalker pasta but it's a similar thing and I think it's a good read anyway
No idea if this one really counts as a skinwalker or not, but it's short and I never see it posted, so whatever.
this one's not really scary but it's bewildering and hilarious and probably my favorite skinwalker story
So are any of these legit or is this supposed to be some sort of creepypasta thing? Some of these are written really well
>>17754566
A little bit of both.
>>17751754
actually really liked this one, I've felt that feeling of being so scared you cant move so you just sit there and sweat, fucking sucks. thanks anon for good reads
>>17745390
This is fucking horrifying
This thread is horrifying
Why sweet jibbers did decide to start reading it alone. At 2am. While outside smoking. Every time one of the feral cats we feed slinks by I just know this is how I die.
>>17751692
christ this is probably the best one i've read
>>17748080
This would make such an awesome movie. I mean sounds like your typical teenage horror but none of the characters are stupid/annoying, Bill seems cool as well as Rachel. It would be pretty enjoyable desu.
>>17755763
it reminds me of Cabin in the Woods. the self aware nature of it all.
skinwalkers would make a great mechanic for a horror game. something like Left4Dead where there's 4 different characters with their own unique personalities, taboos, quirks, etc. and scaling difficulty. at first the skinwalker is really obvious but as time goes on it's more subtle and you have to really know each character in order to figure out the fake.
would probably get old after a while, you'd be able to figure out the tells pretty quickly.
>>17749361
kek
>>17755783
That's actually a really fucking cool idea. A game set in a cabin, burried deep into the woods. Something like Until Dawn maybe? And you go there with a bunch of friends(but again - not annoying teens but actual cool characters with great personalities). At first you get to know them well, befriend everyone and then the horror strikes. Shit goes down, you split up with your group and live through the night. After that you rejoin and have to decide which one is fake. There are so many possibilities, could be different sets of friends, maybe a few different locations, different story endings as you may have to decide to kill your friend, drive back home, stuff like that. Sounds like tons of work but would be dope as fuck.
>>17756048
>randomly generated on who's a skinwalker and who isn't for added replayability
I'd buy it.
>>17756063
I'll throw that idea at my friends from game dev studios and see if there's some hope for a game like that. Because damn right I'd buy it as well.
>>17756065
epic :DDDD
would this work as a way to prevent a skinwalker from invading a group if people went off into the dark or something
>make sure 2 people at least leave
>one person stays with the group, whispers to each of them individually a colour (so no one else will know it)
>get them to tell eachother what colours they were given
>when they return ask them what the other persons colour was
if skinwalkers only learn based on what they hear, they wouldnt be able to know the colours the people were given right?
>>17756319
Look at this junior skinwalker hunter
>>17756449
shut up nigger im just sharing an idea to not die
>>17756451
look at this junior skinwalker hunter
>>17756319
>>17756451
Shh, it's a good idea, don't worry and try it.
>>17756319
2damnspoopy
I actually live in a town in new mexico where everybody has heard of skinwalkers as a folklore. Are they extremely creepy? Yes. Are they probably fictitious? Probably yes. I'm not complaining though, some of these creepypastas are excellent reads
>tfw lazy fuck and none of my friends ever wanna go innawoods
Feels good.
Fuck nature, fuck that shit, I ain't messin' with no fuckin COYOTES much less god damn fuckin' dermissprinters or whatever.
I really envy you guys all these folkore elements that stayed in your urban legends to these days. Poland was invaded by angry christians and then destroyed during both WW and there's almost nothing left from the beautifully fucked up slavic mythology.
>>17756505
Sorry bro. At least you have sausages
>>17756505
There is still quite a lot of folklore in my town.
Anyone have any skinwalker experiences in northern Iowa?
>>17756520
Care to share? I actually only heard some in those tiny villages where people probably still burn witches or something.
>>17756505
>poland
>slavic
>>17756636
Are you serious right now
>>17756661
>he honestly believes poland is slavic
>>17756661
>poles
>slavic
>>17756661
>poland
>slavic
>>17756670
>>17756688
You guys are retards I swear.
>>17756697
>>17756697
>poland
>less jews than germany
GOOD JOB FUHRER
>>17756702
>the majority of Poland is R1a, aka Slavic
Are you blind?
>>17756697
South Slavic and East Slavic are Slavic, yes. What is your point?
>>17756697
>Having Turkey on a EUROPEAN genetic info-graphic
>>17756670
>>17756688
>>17756695
I was refering to slavic mythology which has been, undoubtly, present in Polish folklore and still is. What's the fuss? Also let's please keep /pol/ based arguments out of this.
>>17756723
>Says "Slavic", which instantly references genes
>Bitches about /pol/
I hate 'em too but facts are facts.
>>17756730
Not bitching, I just want to keep a thread peaceful, that's all.
>>17756697
This has me curious. How are these things calculated, anyway? Does this disprove the notion of genetic purity? I know nothing of genes, sorry.
>>17756745
dude holy fuck, calm down
>>17756738
To my knowledge, these pie graphs are calculated by the percentage of genes in any give country. It doesn't really calculate the amount per-person, but just gives a general amount of what you'd find going there.
>>17756738
>Does this disprove the notion of genetic purity
Yes? Genetic purity doesn't exist in the modern day. Maybe like, from what the image says, Ireland, Scotland, and England would be your best bet.
How did this fucking go from skinwalkers to race purity?
Go back to fucking skinwalkers!
>>17756794
Actually don't fuck skinwalkers. Please don't do that.
>>17756802
>tfw no porn of skinwalkers
>>17756802
Just got it, *the fucking skinwalkers. Better?
>>17753563
agreed, now my favourite skinwalker story.
>some junkies actually kill a fuckin' goatman with heroin
GOD BLESS AMERIGA (and drugs)
>>17756821
Haha I was just kidding, sorry if you felt like I'm laughing at you or something.
>>17756831
It's fine, I am not easily insulted/annoyed.
>this thread
more spoopwhoppers please
>>17757237
>>17756824
seriously
junkies will be our last line of defense when the alien invasion occurs
Requesting the one with the pizza delivery guy in the middle of nowhere. It sounds vague but if you've read it then you'll know what I'm talking about. I will now say ten hail marys to atone for my contentless shitpost.
>>17757555
Got u senpai
>>17757598
Damn just found it too (different guy)
Anywhore here are some more
Final contribution:
Big ass dump
http://imgur.com/a/3WRHC#8
>>17757598
>>17757609
Thank you anons!
>>17751710
Why am always outside alone smoking when I read this shit??
>>17745390
excellent, bumping for later reading
>>17745390
I don't get it, I thought skinwalkers were just like people / shamans that could transform into animals. Why do they always talk so fucked up?
>>17751754
>Pic related
Literally the first thing I thought seeing this the pic and reading the description
>>17757359
I volunteer an /x/phile innawoods to try this
>>17745398
i don't think that's how bees work
>>17757354
>put it in my bra
>a girl posted this on 4chan
>a girl has been on 4chan
>no problem with beer
>im stockily built
confirmed for tranny
>>17757237
that was fucking hilarious "Beep beep beep" deer-ambulance-man strikes again
>>17760839
In what lilly white suburb do you live to jump to conclusions as autistic as this? Holy fuck go get this checked out.
>>17761394
in the shittiest part of the county
t. mexican
>>17758466
These are primarily fleshgaits and a few assorted cryptids. There's only two actual skinwalker stories in here.
>>17745404
who let the dogs out?
I'll throw in a weird story from my childhood
>be 8
>living in Prescott, Arizona
>grandpa comes to visit us from California
>decides to take me and my (older) brother out camping
>wants to teach us how to shoot, how to be men, etc
>rent a cabin in the woods near Flagstaff
>up late one night on porch with grandpa
>he's smoking a cig, drinking beer
>i'm drinking some root beer
>telling me stories about his childhood in west virginia
>see some movement by the treeline, bout 300 feet away from us
>something white moving between the trees
>can't make it out
>grandpa grabs his rifle
>tells me to go inside and lock the door
>see vaguely humanoid shape, pasty white standing between two trees
>can't make out any facial features or details, but somehow I know it's watching us
>go inside, lock door, grandpa stays on the porch
>peak out the window
>grandpa sitting in his chair with his rifle across his lap
>figure in the woods is nowhere in sight
>eventually fall asleep
>as far as I know, grandpa waited on the porch all night
>as far as I know, nothing happened
>tell people about it later
>grandpa insists I am making shit up
