Redpill me on Reptoids
They don't exist.
>>17638684
/thread
>>17638684
How can you know? How can i trust you? What if you are a reptoid?
most reptiles are at the top of their game.
>>17638706
The burden of proof is on you, and people claiming their existence. No, poor quality video with artifacts and shitty low res stills do not count.
>>17638756
Exactly what a reptoid would say
Dude if reptile-human-hybrid -aliens existed then who gives a fuck anyways?
It's not like they are out in the open or else actual people would believe in them.
>>17638760
My erection is dick reptile I put it in lizard pussy and cum is cold like reptile blood
I got a bad case of reptoids after my last chilli cookout.
I am a reptoid, I can confirm that they are real.
4chan is ran by reptilians, they just don't go on a computer. They access the Internet through their mind. For they are in every corner, every shadow, every aspect of life.
That's females.
>>17638662
Show me a reference to them made before this cancer.
>>17638662
as a reptillian, i am colder than most and enjoy warm climates (why do you think sillicon valley is in california, hello). i have high cheekbones and do not fit in with my family / had an estranged childhood for above average intelligence.
normally i am harmless, unless someone makes of themselves a target, in which case i will easily influence everyone around them to slowly turn away or turn against them. there is no stopping this, there is only making it worse, or running away to a new town altogether.
reptillians are a people, even if they are not human, and it is still illegal to assault or kill them. basically just stay away from offebding the cold / intellectual types, and you'll be okay. we are not interested in flattery or friendship.
>>17641041
>as a reptillian, i am colder than most and enjoy warm climates (why do you think sillicon valley is in california, hello). i have high cheekbones and do not fit in with my family / had an estranged childhood for above average intelligence.
>normally i am harmless, unless someone makes of themselves a target, in which case i will easily influence everyone around them to slowly turn away or turn against them. there is no stopping this, there is only making it worse, or running away to a new town altogether.
>reptillians are a people, even if they are not human, and it is still illegal to assault or kill them. basically just stay away from offebding the cold / intellectual types, and you'll be okay. we are not interested in flattery or friendship.
Take your meds, "lizardman".
>>17641108
lol you just made my day sir
>>17641205
What does a reptilian's penis look like?
>>17638662
Haha funny they're called Jews you fucking racist
>>17641241
circumcised
>>17638662
Nonexistent, just like your sex life.
>>17641241
what does a snake penis look like
>>17641205
>lol you just made my day sir
My pleasure.
Step one, watch a video of a cuttlefish shapeshift.
Step two, lose your fucking mind.
I don't recommend it.
>>17641441
it depends what snake
>>17641041
not all are like this.
https://www.youtube.com/user/FrequencyFence
frequency fence has some reptilian videos
he says he found out how to turn off certain filters used in film making that are used to obscure some reptilian shapeshifting effects
and that sometimes the shift is so fast that it can only be caught on film
the arnold schwarzenegger ones are falling down funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXSBVMv2Nn8
frequency fence showing everyone's favorite reptoilet floater, hillary clinton
also shows Ukraine President Viktor Yushchenko shifting hard, which has to be seen to be believed
do reptoid girls have big lizard titty?
How about fuck you, first of all,
Fuck threads on FOURCHAN not responding when direct answers are posted and just steamrolling posts down a page.
Here:
Anonymous 04/30/16(Sat)17:23:07 No.17643021 ▶
Step one, watch a video of a cuttlefish shapeshift.
Step two, lose your fucking mind.
I don't recommend it.
Fucking talk about it, divert conversation on this topic through to me here:^v
>>17643386
maybe you should hang out on /b/ till you get the hang of it buddy. prepare for dicks and dicks and dicks and dicks though.
>>17643413
If nonsense is the common culture than "my" posts are fine.
If not, same same!
Bitchs and whores, bitch.
Shits on Jimmy Kimmel that humans came from Apes raping pigs.
Shit is an easily comprehended theory:
We probably fucked this species too
>>17643386
It's got legs, it's got arms, it's got face, pussy holes work.
Now I saying pussy because you want to talk face stripped off honesty right!?
Dicks dicks dicks you said, right, like I can't get a conversation here because my brain is too dainty!? Right!?
KevinSpaceeyWrongMeme.Jpeg
First of all fuck you and remove that dick from your mouth and insert in your arm pit for a second, so you can read these posts and conceive and type out a realistic response.
This Shit Isn't Obfuscated
T a L K!
Post!
Ok?!
OP LITTERALLY ASLED TO BE REDPILLED
OK FAKIR
WE ALL KNOW ANIMAL LIFE RAPES
ITS NOT A CONSPIRACY
So,
Now
You believe in evolution right!?
So imagine feathers that do cuttlefish,
And post back
SHART!S
u need love bby
>>17643450
lel, this nigga crazy. what drugs are you on my man?
I don't get why everyone always talks about Reptilians, when it's the Insectoids we should be worried about. Is this some sort of diversion tactic implemented by the Insectoids?
>>17638684
Fucking reptile.
>>17643535
these are amazing whats the source.
>>17643450
Holy shit my dude. What the fuck?
They will be defeated like all the others
>>17643595
Just respond with enough text for me to believe that there is an actual human being typing it out.
Respond after watching a YouTube video of a cuttlefish biological camouflage itself. Respond after imagining a humanoid life form with feathers as capable of visual transformation as that cuttlefish.
And do me a favor, stop hiding behind horror, vulgarity, or stupidity.
And don't try to overwhelm me either.
Nice, comprehendable sized concepts, posted in English on topic.
They can be vulgar, they can be horrible, they can be huge, as long as none of those aspects of the post obfiscate the topic or its paranormalness.
>>17643608
lay off the meth bruh.
>>17641041
How does someone make themselves a target?
Anyone have the story from /b/ about the dude who found and followed some gps coordinates that supposedly lead to reptillians?
>>17643649
lol whut? I'm sure he means you piss them off. There are tons of people that act like this now I dont think it means they are aliens. dudes act like bitches now. manipulate backstab two face. its totally acceptable now and fighting is considered barbaric. I'm pretty sure this happened when schools silently adopted the if you get into a fight you get expelled rule. basically turned men in to women. and now its totally acceptable for a man to act like a woman when they have a problem with someone. it was so much better when you just had a fist fight to work things out. The government wants you to rely on them for protection so they can do whatever the fuck they want and no one will do a thing.
>>17643646
disinfo
>>17643724
I'm concerned for you anon you arent making any sense at all get some sleep.
>>17641017
the bible, the quran, the torah, the bagavagida, laos story of creation, south africa shawmen, hopi native americans, china's right to rule blood line....etc etc etc
list goes on and on about a demonic reptile since the dawn of man first started writing shit down in babylon
They have an odor just like a terrarium, they can hiss, they, show their slitted eyes if you rile them up. They convince the internet that they are aliens that fly space, but really they are just another species from the underworld.
And yes, they are spawn of the serpent as told in the old faiths.
>>17638684
>>17643472
>>17643595
how the fuck do retards still reply like this, as if the umpteenth fag intentionally spewing gibberish is something unusual
>>17638764
i have e-reptile disfunction
>>17643535
what about arachnoids and jellyfish-planet?
>>17638662
>>17641017
I know people are proud of their ignorance these days but you should really just keep your mouth shut. With your head that far up your ass you'll only be eating your own shit.
>>17641041
>its against the law to kill a reptilian
Only if you get caught
I have trouble not acting once I've identified one of you after I learned how physically weak your kind is
>>17641441
I never thought the day would come that I'd Google snake penis
>>17646472
Isn't this a bit too broad in scope?
From seeing the cover, I think conflating dragons with humanoid aliens is a bit too much.
Anyway, I'll give the book a try; I found a copy on Library Genesis. Thanks for your reply.
>>17648482
wellcome to 4chan.
>>17638684
> Broad claim of knowledge of things that do not exist in a immense universe
> Ignores the fact that reptiles ruled the earth millions of years ago, but mammals evolved recently
> aka Bullshit.
Just say you do not know and move on.
>>17643535
Watch Battlestar Galactica movie (not the bastardized award winning soap opera but the original.) Insectoids were the ones running the casino to harvest loosh. Cylons were an AI network that were created by reptilians. This sounds all too similar to what I've been learning in my paranormal studies. Glen Larson probably knew some shit.
Similarly, Ridley Scott's Alien is an insectoid and harvest life energy from humans.
>>17651197
Dinosaurs are more closely related to birds than your run of the mill lizard, anon. Also, technically they're not extinct since birds still exist.
>>17651229
There's supposedly a race of avians too.
>>17651238
[citation needed]
>>17651240
Journal of Alien Discoveries and Internet Speculation, volume 8, pgs. 660-6, section 13
>>17638662
Bullshit make believe to appease the minds of conspiracy theorists who have no grip in reality
>>17638662
>Redpill
Like they're real.
>>17638662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hk_k7OmWQE
>>17638662
omg! i found the cure for pornography! i need a team made by the best of the best of the best in cgi, and make something like the punk-o-matic, but wayyyy more insteresting than avatar. because the profit is on finding retards to use it, because if you give me one something that shitty, it will destroy what the best days of my life (college) gave me: samples of the worst types of beings living by the quarter.
>>17638662
its all fake. all tin foil about reptiloids , grays and aryan aliens is made to confuse the masses and condition them to not believe alien/ ufo sightings
ufos are always to secret government planes
real aliens dont come to earth. they hang out farther out in the solar system. i think they got a colony on one of saturns moons
>>17638756
brah, there's plenty of HD vids of them. no one can really explain why any human being would have pupils like this but go on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zGnZNc0Eic
>>17638684
>>17638756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHjbK1cGyGs
>>17638684
Hiss >:(
>>17651197
No evidence to suggest they rule in this particular universe, champ. Infinite universes doesn't automatically mean "anything could happen in THIS universe, therefore frog-people government."
Reptoids are basically transdimensional spook-Wizards.
They can jump between 4d and 3d to drain peoples Qi.
When people speak of ShapeShifters on Celebrities Youtube, it's actually a Reptilian Jump-In which invades their spiritual body and
drains them.
It is very rare that you would see a reptoid in 3D because generally their vibration is beyond 3D so they would need a physical host,.
I don't know about the 'Illuminati' If there exists Human-Reptoid hybrids that do fear rituals and sacrifices to transmutate and become lizard-like.
I definitely am visted by them in my dreams a lot.
I once found a beautiful golden dragon in my living room, I sleptwalk there and it spoke to me.
The subsequent nights I found myself on a sort of Reptilian Conveyor belt with Reptoid Fetuses, my Reptoid friend was showing me how they use machines to cut off the heads of the fetuses which are used for food. (this was ain a dream mind you). I was disgusted and terrified but he appeared very matter-of-factly and without emotion.
I wouldn't say reptoids are friendly, but I wouldn't go so far as to say they are "BAD" either. Pretty chill desu. They seem to like me
>>17652385
BULLSHIT wizards are harmless virgins unless you bully them.
>>17638662
Another distraction to stop people from focusing on the greedy HUMANS who are actually pulling the strings of this planet.
technically they are amphibians not reptiles
>>17641041
Turns out you're just a vindictive bitch.
>>17652420
whats with the swastika there? the rothschild fled germany pre ww2. out of good reason.
>>17652420
Notice how he looks like Mr. Burns,
>>17638662
truthism.com
truthism.com
truthism.com
>>17652627
>rothschild fled germany
Good goy
>>17638684
>>17638706
Well no shit we're not real
Are you all pretending to be retarded?
>>17641245
Cut men function unconsciously with nothing but delta resonance hivemind hum in their mind.
They are female, all females are reptilian, yes they are "in control" as much as a flee is in control of a dog.
>>17638662
Donald Trump, Christina Hoff Sommers, Jeff Goldblum, Ted Cruz, and Ann Coulter are definitely not Reptoids. Nope, not even worth checking into.
Neither are the Koch Brothers.
None of them eat live children, either.
>>17652964
>truthism.com
lol who wrote this shit?
>>17652781
Kek
Some believe that our 'reptilian' brain is a logic center of our minds. Thus, people started to call those who thought logically, and often inhumanely, as 'reptilian' as they were primarily thought to use that portion of their brain more often.
People in power are often thought to be 'reptilian', not in the sense that they're reptile humanoids looking to control the planet, but because they think logically and make their decisions based on whether they are profitable for themselves and their allies.
Thus, many politicians are labeled as 'reptilian'. Some crazies misunderstand or simply do not know the origin of the term, so they started to believe the that politicians are really aliens looking to steal money from them via taxing them.
>>17652385
You do understand that most of the logical and scientific foundation of your beliefs originate from human beings thousands of years ago that relied on theories they couldn't prove in order to delude themselves into believing their existence has meaning?
Well, that stands true for the chakras, heavens, gods, etc. The reptilian part is more or less a modern failure. Regardless, what you believe in is literally the equivalent of 'magic' not in the sense that we cannot prove it yet, but that it cannot be proven within physical reality...
>>17651197
You believe that reptiles evolved into humanoid form before mammals and then let us evolve so they can run our politics in order to provide us with worse social policy?
By god, you're right. I see it now... All the dots are connecting.
>>17638996
Underrated post
>>17655661
reptillian brain is for ritual habits, fight or flight response, aggression, territoriality, anything like a basic animal instinct.. its primitive.
>ayys landed 7000 years ago
>cant buy swords or guns or armor anywhere
>free speech zones
>military has only fought against poor villagers for 5k+ years
>kings and president just steals money
>churches used to execute and whip people
>cops say you need mental help if you believe in aliens
>psychiatrists say its something wrong with your brain if you believe its aliens
>newspapers say its weather balloons and eating chemicals is good for you
>still no banana ice cream
>>17652385
>The subsequent nights I found myself on a sort of Reptilian Conveyor belt with Reptoid Fetuses
So do they eat humans as well? If they struggle in 3D, was your dream in 4D? Or do you think it was just a symbolic representation of what's going on in 4D?
>>17655698
>still no banana ice cream
nigga what fucking rock have you been living under
