here's the mp3;
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3
heres the SA page explaining it;
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3762459&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
Shmorky is creator of ZALGO and Something Awful was the origin of Slenderman.
>>17311744
... Holy fucking shit.
>>17311744
That pic is highly relatable.
>>17311744
This isn't paranormal
>>>/b/
what the fuck does this have to do with anything
>>17311832
>Shmorky is the creator of ZALGO and SomethingAwful is the origin of Slenderman.
>>17311839
It doesn't. Just do what you need to do to get the thread removed
>>17311744
HE COMES
The short of this is that Shmorky' is in an abusive relationship with a girl who is literally insane enough to be committed and is threatening and harassing Lowtax and his family, yeah?
Are shmorky and SomethingAwful somehow the root source of every single bit of fucked up insanity that you can find on the Internet? Are they fucking wizards? Is this shit fucking real?
>>17311859
This is just e-celeb shitposting. It isn't paranormal at all and has nothing to do with /x/.
The fact that these groups created a couple of "spooky memes" is redundant to the topic, which again, doesn't belong on /x/.
Threads like these are the equivalent of fags on /g/ coming up with excuses like "pencils are technology and pencils draw anime, so anime belongs on /g/".
Fuck off.
>>17311744
Can someone explain to me what the heck is the deal with this scenario? I don't understand in the slightest.
>>17311868
A thread about a fucking renounced jew quasi Wiccan Christian Nazi that is literally tweeting pictures of her satanic shrines and uploading serial hypnotism videos to her YouTube page isn't paranormal enough for you?
>>17311888
That belongs under religion.
>>>/his/
>>17311832
And this isn't your personal blog.
>>17311868
>This is just eceleb shit posting.
Did you read anything in the original thread or just make a half-assed casual observance?
Why don't you fucking fuck off?
>>17311847
>against the rules to talk about reporting a thread
>saging too
>>17311912
Fine, I'll post the hypnotism video. For anyone wondering, this is a hypnotism thread.
https://youtu.be/g1mBrDKBR18
Check it out, /x/. That's a living breathing bona-fide motherfucking lunatic driven to madness by someone that turned being creepy into a career. This ain't a creepypasta. Not so easy to look at right? Kind of really incredibly terrifying on multiple levels.
>>17311929
>>17311929
>Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
>stating that you've reported
>stating
>>17311935
sounds like u need to suck a black dick
>>17311744
Mother of God. I'm like 7 pages into this thread and this might be the most fucked up shit I can think of in recent memory.
>>17311950
Your rules don't work with me.
Thanks for showing the mods how far you'll go to abuse the obvious intent behind the rules.
>>17311744
I don't get it
>>17311947
>by someone that turned being creepy into a career
Being a creep != being creepy. Hypnosis stops being scary the moment you realize people have to consent to it on some level before it can work.
>>17312171
I wonder if Shmorky is being hypnotized.
>>17312170
Then move on.
http://youtu.be/NWW4ITPiflY
Is this girl the next Creepy Chan?
>>17311885
There's a link in the description to a thread on SomethingAwful that spells everything out as briefly as possible on the first page if you care to check it out.
Oh man, I love Shmorkys cartoons. Pretty fucked up situation, though.
Heres my favorite.
https://youtu.be/U9qcUqokTG4
>>17312232
I've been reading her insane fan fiction for a while. From what I can tell it's set in the post apocalyptic future but it's in England even though everyone has a southern US accent and there's a bunch of harry potter characters having lots of incest.
Good stuff. Enjoy;
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10080407/1/Sins-of-the-Puppet-Master
>>17311744
Honestly tho if you were a cop and you turned up to a house call and the dude was a 45 year old man dressed as a little girl and talking like tweety bird would you believe him?
>>17311947
>the music.
Is that carnival night zone from sonic the hedgehog? Wait... Oh... oh... oh no...
>>17311744
>that SA thread
>>17312006
heheheh yeah... why don't you geezers take your internet drama and your outdated "spooky memes" and go away because the internet is different now... heheheh heh eheh
>>17312170
What do you mean?
What exactly do you find confusing about all of this? The trans furry artist getting engaged to a mentally ill Jewish Christian witch with a hypnotism fetish? That witch going off her meds and accusing everyone she can point a finger at of being involved in Satanic child abuse and in cahoots with her father then begging the internet to save her from the conspiracy? Actually now that I type that out...
Why is the fiancee bothering lowtax and his wife? I understand that Shmorky knew Lowtax but the fiancée never did. So why is she harassing them? What connection does she have with them other than the fact that her current fiancée once worked with Lowtax? And what is she so mad about?
>>17311744
Wow, I hope they seperate. That is incredibly unhealthy for them to be enabling each other like that.
>>17312636
Probably stems from the drama of Lowtax distancing himself from Shmorky after he was getting progressively weirder and weirder. Shmorky probably said some shit on Lowtax and crazybrain thought it would be kosher to threaten them. If I had to guess, that is
>>17311947
Jesus Christ that's funny as shit
I seriously have no clue what's going on
All I know is what >>17311888 said but that's all I know
Is the woman insane? Why are they in the same place? Why was this whole thing recorded? What did the girl do that was harassment? What's with that guy's voice?
>>17312648
>That is incredibly unhealthy for them to be enabling each other like that.
Welcome to the world of hypnosis.
>>17311744
>https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3
>>17312243
Who's the one screaming?
>>17313224
>Who's the one screaming?
ah apparently it's Alucard JonBenet
I guess I am even more confused because what did she do, randomly pick someone from her fiancée's Twitter feed to stalk and harass?
>>17311744
someone gonna make me a tl;dr because im not gonna read any of this e celeb shit
whos the guy with the weird voice?
>>17313608
What I've figured out so far:
Shmorky (Dave) is a MtF transgender cartoonist who calls himself "Daisy" and the calm one we hear in the audio.
Alucard JonBenet (also transgender) is Shmorky's fiance, who got in a hysterical fight with him.
Apparently Lowtax, who is the founder of SomethingAwful, called Shmorky "Dave" in a chat, as seen here - >>17313416
This is "deadnaming", which is a no-no in the trans community, they want to only be called by their preferred gender and feminine names.
So Alucard tried to smear Lowtax on twitter.
>>17311744
This like a fucking creepypasta on steroids.
>>17312555
>trans furry
He calls himself a "klurf". Get it right, shitlord.
What the NUUUUCLEAR
>>17311744
Shmorky? Isn't he the guy that animated this?
https://youtu.be/JskGC-baAIw
>Come on, Shmorky. Y-y-you gotta get out of there. You gotta leave, Shmorky. Sh-sh-she's *burp* crazy, Shmorky. And you're crazy if you don't leave now. You gotta go, Shmorky.
>Aaaah geez, Rick. I don't know if I can.
Long time /x/ poster, here. My condolences to Mr. Lowtax and his family. I'm sure you guys probably hate us for that slenderman shit, but that kind of thing seems so utterly meaningless now. God bless.
I can only imagine what shmorky must have looked like trying to run away from a situation like this. Maybe something like pic related?
>>17314208
I know this situation is deadly serious, but I just almost died laughing while picturing that with his goofy fuckin' cartoon voice.
>>17313608
No read the thread yourself.
>>17311947
Why is there sonic music in the background of this "erotic hypnosis" video? What is this?
It makes sense that Shmorky would be attracted to a strange girl, but this? Fucking really? She's like half his fucking age. Is this actually happening? Is it the real life? Is it just fantasy?
>>17312171
>>17312209
Hypnosis isn't real
>>17314553
The fuck you mean hypnosis isn't real? There's a hypnosis video right here in this thread, it's not like hypnosis is a cryptid or a fuckin unicorn or something.
after a life of being raised not to worry about labels, I find it baffling that people choose to get so mad about shit like pronouns or being referred to by their legal names
>>17314600
If I'm interacting with someone in real life I'm not going to intentionally try to piss them off, so if someone asked me to refer to them in a different way then I would. But the idea of getting offended because someone used the wrong pronoun, either accidentally or due to unawareness, without any intention of oppressing them or whatever in any real manner is silly.
>>17312284
That is pretty good.
>>17312422
>>17314473
You guys all laugh about sonic but maybe if smhorky had played it more he would have learned that hes gotta run away fast
>>17311744
Christ. Things were a lot less weird when I thought Shmorky was just an odd guy doing some weird voice for his videos.
>>17311744
shiiiiiiiit I was debating if this was worth my time to listen to. I was.
>>17311744
Makes sense, I always thought they were shit memes from the beginning.
I loved rage comics during their inception though so maybe it's a matter of taste, come to think of it I've always hated /x/ memes.
KLURFED XIR LIFE INTO PIECES
XHE NEEDS TO GET DIVORCED
>>17311744
>tfw when you read the whole thread and reach page 48
>>17314023
What? Are you fucking serious? Klurf? He literally identifies as a cartoon gender blob from a flashtub cartoon he made in like 2007 or some shit? lmfao what the fuck?
What the hell happened to this guy? He used to make some genuinely funny shit. This is depressing as fuck to watch.
>>17314947
Not to pry, but do you happen to have a link to said cartoon? I have an interest to see it.
>>17314963
Sure thing.
https://youtu.be/HeYZCeRCbGY
That took me a bit to find, I guess the flashtub doesn't work on mobile maybe? Either that or the klurfs stuff was removed. I wouldn't be surprised by either, honestly. There were a couple more but iirc it didn't last long because the SA goons didn't really care for it as a series.
If anybody that feels uncomfortable watching it wants a synopsis; it's about these 3 klurf genderless pajama beasts or whatever the fuck they are getting into antics and playing pranks on a police officer that lives near them with a bugs bunny/elmer fudd kind of dynamic.
>>17311744
I can't believe in these moments, shmorky still uses this voice
I'm listening to a madwoman rant about how even Hitler couldn't save her and there's no getting away from the Jewish question and here's this person with a cartoon voice
>>17315117
>"... and now you're pulling your hair."
>"HHNNGGHH"
I think I'm gonna take a break from looking at fucked up shit on the internet for a while.
>that roger waters namedrop
sheeeeeeeit
this is what the internet turned into
>*plane flies into the world trade center*
>Squeaky cartoon Voice: "Jesus Christ, thousands are dead!"
Can somebody please isolate the entire "What do you want from me?" exchange where they just ask eachother that question like 10 times in a row?
This is so sad. I wish there was better support for the mentally ill and for those who care for them. Qualified medical people are the only ones who can help in this situation.
I showed my girlfriend the audio log and she said shmorky sounds like Double D from Ed, Edd, n Eddy.
it's bizarre to listen to the what I had initially assumed was nothing more than a YouTube persona in the context of a really really serious and devastating disaster
>>17311947
Nothing gets me going like a girl putting on some Green Hill Zone, dangling some quartz in front of my eyes, and mumbling about boners and butts until I Klurf in my diapers
>>17315298
I bet if hank hill walked in on it, he would open the door, stand there for half a moment, say "gentlemen," and walk away
>>17311744
If somebody in the police department has to listen to that recording, they're going to end up with way more questions than answers.
>>17311744
Diaper furfag GTFO
REEEEEEE
Related memclopedia article courtesy of /cow/
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Dave_Kelly
>>17314553
> "Hypnosis isn't real! Hypnosis is isn't real!" I scream as my seed shoots into a paper cup while watching an ivory jugglette swing a pocketwatch as carnival night zone plays in the background.
>>17315461
>mfw he made his ex fiance dress up in diapers
Jesus
Also,
https://twitter.com/AmadeusPrince
SHE IS AMADEUS NOW.
And she was programmed by the mafia.
>>17314578
Are you retarded?
>>17315716
Are you? Why don't you completely explain what you're trying to say?
Are you trying to say that the effects of hypnosis do not actually play a part in manipulating a persons behavior? Then say that. Don't just sit there squirting out unpunctuated tweets at me and expect me to be up to speed with what you're talking about. I'd say it's pretty obvious that I don't know as much about hypnotism as you. (excuse the fuck out of me.) And don't call me retarded when you apparently aren't capable of speaking to another adult with a sentence that's longer than 5 words, you needlessly vindictive little shit.
>>17315782
>triggered
pffft hahaha
Deep breath exercises might do you some good kiddo; jesus.
>>17315943
>more than 3 words
>"triggered. "
oh
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smorkys wife sounds like monkeys when they go ohohOhOHOH AHH AHH AHH
>>17311744
http://youtu.be/HrxX9TBj2zY
Two drowning people who can't swim trying the save each other in an ocean of screaming fools.
Irrelevant thread. Reported.
That's a stupid fucking comic too.
>>17311744
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2nV8po3305U
Hahaha! Those wacky Jews!
>>17316382
It's a hypnotism thread.
You just get here, m8? Siddown pull up a chair, gov. We're all friends here, cheerio I reckon.
>>17311744
how the fuk does a grown person do that retarded voice every waking minute of every waking day, lol
>>17315782
hypnosis doesn't real
me tell you that
>*Shmorky, getting stabbed repeatedly by home intruder* :pwease stop, pwease,
>>17311744
>"I do not own people. "
>"YES YOU DO!"
>>17313416
So has the transgender community heard about this yet?
>>17315943
I'm actually a little too old to be triggered. I don't acknowledge that word outside of its literary meaning. In the context of illiciting an emotional response, I choose not to use it or recognize it when others do. As in I literally believe it to be a fictitious construct derived from poorly spelled and incorrectly worded internet slang. Is that how you feel about 'hypnotism'? Feel free to express yourself, we're all friends here. Do you have anything to say? No one is trying to make you look foolish in this situation.
>>17316651
>triggered
>>17316683
OK man
>>17311744
Not gonna try to declare that Shmorky was right or wrong to record that, but clearly he thought he needed the proof to protect himself. The "broadcasting it to the world" part, yeah, probably not necessary. I guess he reasoned that she'd try to rally the communities she's a part of against him/the Kyankas and he needed to publicly discredit her to prevent that.
>>17316692
>>17316701
I don't think she has any huge internet followings or communities she's a part of. Nobody posts on her FB, nobody tweets to her, her deviantart has like one person that comments on stuff and I don't think she even has a tumblr.
>>17316445
how is babby formed
how girl get pregnant
>>17316651
Kinda looks like you are acknowledging that to be honest. Might you by any chance be autistic?
>>17316815
No I'm not autistic. Could you possibly be more specific about what you're saying? I'm not in your head and you're using very vague language.
>>17315200
>>17315238
If you want a picture of the future of the internet, imagine two klurfs demanding "what do you want from me?" — forever.
>>17312209
Maybe theyre both hypnotizing each other? What could this mean... so many layers...
*morphs into a klurf to ponder the intention of the one true god while smoking weed and listening to pink floyd*
mental illness is spoopy
>>17311744
This is quite a lot to take in.
>>17317108
what we really need is an incomprehensible ms paint diagram with misleading and brief statements explaining it just fast enough for people to be interested about an incredibly complex and multi faceted situation
>>17317123
I got ya covered.
>>17314023
>>17317290
>>17317296
>>17317300
>>17313697
>deadnaming
no wonder my uncle the transsexual gets pissed off everytime i dont call him nicole.
>>17311744
>>17311947
a good thing with hypnosis is that you can add reverb effects and throw stuff in your room for increased hypnotic effect
>>17317372
>>17313697
using the term "deadnaming" or "dead***" when its accidental or force of habit is irritating. The term is meant to imply when someone does this intentionally and maliciously.
Getting irritated over it is overly sensitive PC bullshit that punishes people for your situation.
Getting upset over it on someone elses behalf is just retarded.
HAPPY APPLE DAY
>>17312243
"Spells everything out" If you know who all the players are and their histories and how they relate to one another. I clicked on the thread and was reading someone's text log and then a page of garbledegook tweets and people talking about shcmoopy
>>17317437
https://youtu.be/skA2AUbUaag
none of this is particularly funny + i am depressed for all concerned parties
>>17317524
that's why you've gotta have a laugh at it friend
>>17317524
>none of this is particularly funny
did you hear Shmorky's cartoon voice arguing against someone having a genuine schizophrenic episode
you know normally if someone wants to "be themselves" and/or embrace their true inner self i'm gunna be like "ok that's probably good" but when your true inner self is a genderless cartoon animal wearing a diaper maybe being true to that isn't in your best interest
>>17317575
Shmorky has boy bits and Shmorky wife has girl bits.
>>17317585
But they don't like or want them
>>17317590
Do you think to have sex that the two of them have to pull their magical removal rubber genitals off and start tossing them back and forth to each other like a circus trapeze act?
>>17317598
https://youtu.be/gHwHiymSojk
I was really feeling bummed out by that fucked-up recording Shmorky "accidentally" let people access on Twitter, and then I heard the clanking of that katana on the floor and I just lost it. Like I could tell it was probably some cheap, unsharpened piece-of-shit replica hanzo steel sword just from the sound. I busted out laughing while Shmorky was faced with a crazy person wanting klurf to kill klurf. That's their most sacred law!
"trans people. fin" is still comedy gold on somethingawful
incidentally when is radium going to look into that weird death rattle sound that plays whenever someone posts
>>17317678
laughing is one of the less evil things people do when hearing someone wants to cut their penis off and start dressing like a woman. outside of whatever insular bubble you exist in i mean. maybe you missed the reaction the general public had to caitlyn jenner. sorry to interrupt your spiel about how progressive you are and how bad a website is or whatever tired shit you felt you needed to put in this thread
To be serious for a second as completely out and proud code-switching gay man who know many trans people, I can't get over that obviously affected voice of Shmorky.
I just don't understand why, I am familiar with the whole spectra of gender and sexual identity and have never run into this, it's basically like pretending to be Japanese by using an offensive faux Chinese accent.
I get code-code switching, that's a thing, put me around a bunch of gay guys and a few drinks and I have purse hanging out of my mouth, around the office and my voice can pass for straight, neither is any more my "real voice" but I honestly have no idea what the hell Shmorky is doing, that kind of voice affectation is just not a thing in the LGTBQQAA rainbow.
>>17317706
hypothetically, if i had started using a funny voice to impress the schizophrenic who was now about to kill me i probably wouldn't stop using the voice at that moment either
shmorky is cartoon sexual
he's gender toon.
>>17317492
That girls voice was in a few Flash Tubs and I wish I knew who it was because I really like her voice
>>17317598
>"gender is fluid yeah. now you be the boy and I'll be the girl. It's like a pretend game, do you know what I mean?"
twenties-ish woman with deeply rooted psychological trauma, probable familial sexual abuse victim, experiencing a complete mental breakdown
she's in a relationship with an unemployed 40yo diaperfur man who, during the course of their relationship, suddenly started speaking in a tiny toons voice 24/7 and moved them both across the country
grown-rear end adult man, ostensibly responsible for her wellbeing, does 0% of fuckall to get her any kind of help and actually secretly records and posts her breakdown on tumblr
>>17317821
women can be fucked up without ever experiencing any sort of sexual abuse, hoss
>>17317829
she accused lowtax of colluding w/ her father to surprise sex her
and it's obviously not a huge stretch here
>>17317834
>it's obviously not a huge stretch here
Yeah, sorry I'm going to have to interject here. You see it actually is possible for a person to know what child molestation is without being somehow related to it or having possibly experienced it.
However, the surprise sex fetishism is most likely a symptom of some manner of abuse.
I can't get over the voice. He sounds like a fat dude I knew who had so much fat in his neck that it gave him a high pitched voice. I know someone who is transitioning from male to female, and on top of all the shit they deal with from coworkers and random people why would you add a ridiculous cartoon voice on top of that?
>>17311859
No. SA was just some crappy forum for people too pussy to go to Stile Project and rotten.com. I don't know why it still exists.
>>17317868
I don't think what shmorky is doing can be described by such old fashioned, simplistic terms as "transitioning from male to female."
>lmbo
Imagine the effort it takes to maintain that voice while a schizo is screaming at you about the Jewish conspiracy and throwing knives at your head. Imagine being that dedicated to the Klurf lifestyle.
>>17318000
do we currently have a scientific explanation for exactly shmorky is doing because i'm drawing a blank
the only thing that comes to mind when I try to think of a genderless identity is an androgynous mixed-with-every-race bald headed 5'5" person in a silver jumpsuit like some kind of conservative fever dream of the awful liberal future
>>17311744
This is really grim and sad.
the answer to the jewish question is "yes Ma i will have another helping of brisket, stop nagging me you oppressive shitlord."
I remember being a kid and disappointed that no one had cartoon voices in real life. I never thought I'd hear what that would be like and during a serious domestic dispute too.
Hope Shmorky doesn't get lonely and take her back. I've been there and it just gets worse the longer it goes on.
rip shmorky (betrayed and murdered by a former employee of something awful LLC)
>>17318065
people keep saying rip shmorky but cartoons can't die unless you put them in the dip
>>17318066
>Remember me Lowtax?! When I killed Gaming Garbage, I talkedjustlikethisssssssssssss *giggle*
You know what I think might be happening with Schmorky
He feels more comfortable imagining himself as a Klurf from his comics, so he started acting like and believing he is a Klurf and talking like one and now can't stop.
It's like that Mel Gibson movie where he stops talking himself and only talks through a puppet in a puppet's voice.
I am also reminded of Burrough's "Talking ass in a top hat" routine from Naked Lunch for some reason
>>17318243
>like that Mel Gibson movie
The Beaver? Is that film actually any good? It sounds disturbing.
>>17311744
Ha I remember the contest that created this slender man crap.
>>17318243
>Talking ass in a top hat
http://realitystudio.org/texts/naked-lunch/talking-asshole/
A good read.
>>17318260
*Ahem* Excuse me sir, this is 2016. How can you be so monumentally insensitive to treat these good people in the thread like they are old and interested in reading things? If you can't post something in an easy to digest and simple format, (like a YouTube video or entertaining Web comic for instance. Something a little child could learn something from. Children are cool right? Isn't it hip to like things for children like superheros and video games? What's cool and relevant? I'm not old, you're old!) then don't even waste your oppressive breath.
Here you go, little ones
https://youtu.be/uiWIjWh3MNA
>this thread
That's depressing.this whole thing is depressing. Maybe Shmorky will come back to semi-normal land if zxhe gets help too and gets away from that crazy woman.
Shmorky was a legit furry, right? Maybe the Klurf thing was his mental security blanket after getting out of the furry stuff since Klurfs are his invention and don't have a gross fandom associated with them?
:^)
>>17318339
He looks like a a gay prostitute
I don't think it's cool to obsess over anyone's past, especially if they've gotten over it on their own. Although about the present... that voice is just infuriating.
I have a lot of respect even for Shmorky 2, but gosh darn. Major dick/ambiguous Klurf groin move on their part with the broadcast. On legality, not just in Spokane: the law assumes that you can expect privacy against being recorded in your home.
Just, bleh, so sad. At least he got out, good news.
This thread is super fun to read though. I was reading it at work and the guy next to me in the cramped office looked over and asked "what does i-m-a-o mean?" and I was like "I think you mean ell em aye oh, it's internet slang"
>>17318359
well washington does but this isn't a universal thing. it comes down to state-by-state wiretapping laws. washington is a two-party consent state which means just recording the conversation without her knowledge was illegal
>>17318364
Well maybe it's more strict there, what I'm saying is that recording without knowledge over the phone, in someone's home, and in many other cases is unlawful everywhere in the states.
Seriously how did shmorkys voice get like that Was there some kind of accident
>>17318364
We keep assuming that she wasn't aware of her being recorded. For all we know, he did it openly and told her he was going to record the conversation so he could play it back to her later. Whether she was capable of giving consent is an entirely different can of worms.
>>17318371
Mental illness
>>17318371
I think he just forced it and then it stayed that way. This is why you should listen to your mom when she tells you to stop making weird voices.
>>17311842
one of the most comedic moments in animation. Boondocks....
Nigga, you gay
>>17318368
in a one-party consent state only one party in the conversation has to consent. which means that if I'm recording my conversation with you, and I consent to the recording, it is legal
>Some states currently require that all parties consent to the recording: California,[18] Connecticut,[19] Florida,[20] Hawaii (in general a one-party state, but requires two-party consent if the recording device is installed in a private place),[19] Illinois (debated, see next section), Maryland,[21] Massachusetts[19] (only "secret" recordings are banned[22]), Montana (requires notification only),[23] Nevada,[24] New Hampshire,[25] Pennsylvania,[26] and Washington (however, section 3 of the Washington law states that permission is given if any of the parties announces that they will be recording the call in a reasonable manner if the recording contains that announcement).[27]
>One-party consent states
>All other states (and the District of Columbia) not listed above require only that one party consent.
>>17317706
Cartoonists are fucked up autists now. They're all obsessed with cutesy shit and gender issues. I guess Shmorky thinks the voice makes him sound like a girl cartoon girl, but it just makes him sound retarded.
>>17318368
none of this is an "everywhere in the states" thing, it all comes down to state wiretapping laws, in the sense that a one-party consent statemayhave additional qualifiers if you are recording someone in their home. you might be crossing the wires with reasonable expectation of privacy which is a separate (if slightly overlapping) can of worms. if you're having a conversation with someone you obviously have no expectation that the conversation will be kept private from them and they may be within their rights to record it. someone recording you in your home with a bug or something without your knowledge would clearly be a violation of your privacy.
>>17312214
You respond like a weird woman
>>17318405
I can think of a lot of cartoonists off the top of my head that are either neutral or just completely indifferent on gender issues or drawing cute things, but that was a nice sweeping generalization you just made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc44IKOtgwQ
>>17318415
You got all that from 3 words?
>>17318418
That was a pretty good and baseless sweeping generalization of your own you just made in response. Good shit.
>>17318436
How so?
>>17317408
Agreed and I'm trans. It's honestly really overreacting and stupid. And embarrassing
This is why I don't talk about it too much, the people who're currently the "face of"/assocated with it are massive sj drama queens and Jenner types.
Eventually these nerds will die out and find a new hobby to invent words like ~deadnaming~ for and rage over online
>>17313416
>>17313697
Also lmfao at someone renaming themselves after JonBenet Ramsey, what the hell
>>17318429
>>17318430
Oh yeah. I noticed you didn't deny it either although now you probably will to try and discredit what I said.
>>17318455
Discredit what? Your opinion about how an anonymous poster on an anonymous message responds to another anonymous poster. You can think whatever you'd like, it doesn't affect me.
>>17314947
>>17315053
>>17315117
>>17315167
>>17315200
>>17315312
>>17315461
>>17315706
Holy shit.
Also they both have fucking stupid names (daisy sounds like a cartoon character) and neither of them pass and he probably never will
>>17317672
Wtf is this picture from
Holy shit, this thread, all of it, and everything it links to. Fucking klurfs. Campy erotic hynotism videos. I just spent the last hour grinning at my monitor in comedic amusement.
>>17317706
>>17318000
>>17318017
This.
>>17317868
Because some people are really fucked up, also not serious enough about it and totally out of touch with reality (see: Chris chan, Stefonknee) and this Klurfette wannabe is one of them.
>>17318012
Lmao.
>>17318243
Also this.
>>17318339
>that stare
I feel like I'm about to be mugged/attempted to be
>>17318442
>Agreed and I'm trans
Person you were replying to here.
Actually I am as well, but it didn't really seem relevant, its still the truth whether Im trans cis or klurf. Stupid is stupid.
>>17318472
You still didn't deny it. I love it.
>>17318542
What does that mean to you?
>>17318591
Stop taking the guy's bait, he's pathetic
>>17318541
Fair enough
I don't want people associating it with abovw stupidness and similar, so that adds some extra cringe factor to it, though
How the fuck did they let her back out of the asylum?
>>17312433
Is this the best picture of Lowtax ever taken?
It just portrays Something Awful so accurately.
>>17318659
>Stop taking the guy's bait, he's pathetic
I wasn't taking the bait, I was only pretending. *winks awkwardly while silently mouthing the words 'help me'*
>>17311744
This is some shakespearean ass shit.
shmorky isn't a diaper furry. lowtax said so.
>>17318327
he hung out with furries back when he did an old webcomic but everyone on the internet has hung out with furries so
>>17315188
I'm still kinda puzzled at the Roger Waters shout out
>>17318898
She saw The Wall and had no idea it was an anti-nazi film
Shot in the dark here but: Did Shmorky get his voice medically altered?
I was told that sometimes the results of a voice pitch-heightening procedure can have results like that.
>>17318910
What if he's just a weirdo who constantly talks in falsetto?
For anyone wondering that would like something for a comparison, here is video recording of shmorkys normal voice.
https://youtu.be/sjzR4ulhsGY
He's the one that says 'there's no such thing as yiddish people.'
>>17318414
All you internet lawyers have to calm down. First of all, these laws refer to TELEPHONE conversations. I assume the Klurf and his gal were in the same room. Secondly, wire tapping and expectations of privacy refer to government intrusions, not regular folk. So unless the Klurf is also a cop, it's ok.
>>17318380
You know how your parents told you to quit making those faces or it'll stick like that one day?
shmorky used to do the purple pussy webcomic which was fun , that was what 2001? then he came to SA and did cartoons we all liked and did cool shit with lowtax, then he did whatever a klurf is?
>>17319015
that's some of the most unfunny shit i've ever seen. did you pick a bad one on purpose or?
After all that shit she gave Mrs Lowtax about misgendering Shmorky, she came THIS close to calling Shmorky a man, but then caught herself and said "you're the boss" instead.
>>17319028
I chose that one because I thought what it represented was a little comical in the context.
>>17319015
The hooks of internet "progressivism" sunk deep into him and that was exacerbated by his loony as fuck partner/girlfriend/whatever the hell which changed him from the hilarious (seemingly at least) carefree guy who loved to riff on idiots into a hypersensitive girly man. Poor Lowtax, even if he is a dickhole a lot of the times, no one deserves to have a close friend fall so hard you have to abandon ship.
>>17319028
Sorry that meme wasn't dank enough for you, boyo.
Finished the audio. I legit feel bad for the gal. It seems like the mental illness can rob people of their humanity once it goes on long enough.
ty lowtax & ladytax for at least offering a hand for shmork on multiple occasions.
>>17319033
I got sad when I read that he stopped making videos with him simply because he couldn't stand his voice AND the shit he would talk about.
I remember seeing a pretty funny video they made though where Shmorky brought up some social justice shit and all Lowtax said was "Yeah, keep that shit for tumblr" and it was nothing but an awkward silence for like 5 seconds.
Wish I could see it again.
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>>17319028
>Pffft, you call that funny? I don't get it? Isn't being popular online the only thing that matters in life?
Never ever ever ever ever EVER tell a person suffering from schizophrenia that they are "making it up"
Besides his voice this is was of the thing myself and the people I work with could not believe about Shmorky. It was like he wanted to make her meltdown even more. The delusions/hallucinations are as real to her as the computer you sitting in front of is to you. fuck it I'll just say it, he was winding her up to get the best performance he could for the Internet. There are various strategies you can try to use to help in situations like this. He used none of them and he would damn well know them if he has been with her any length of time. Something simple as saying "you know how you hear/see things sometimes? Do you think this might be one of those times" can work miracles. It's silly but works. You can redirect their attention to another subject or two something they like. One client I have I usually can bring around talking about cooking which he loves.
Hell he did not even mention to her once in that audio that she need to see a doctor or anything about getting her help.
Sorry about the long care post but this just pisses me off. I work with people who have these problems and their partners and to see someone so utterly neglect their "partner" like this makes my blood boil. He could have stopped this before it began.
>>17318934
no, wiretapping laws cover any recording of a conversation, including conversations between private citizens
>Washington's wiretapping law is a "two-party consent" law. Washington makes it a crime to intercept or record a private telephone call, in-person conversation, or electronic communication unless all parties to the communication consent
"wiretapping" legally speaking is just an umbrella term
>>17319175
Hello, I am an actual attorney. Wiretapping statutes here are considered applicable to in person conversations recorded without a party's consent. Before you record your conversations make sure you're in a one-party state for these sorts of things.
>>17319184
i just check and woohoo i am! now i just need to find a schizo nazi lady with JO crystals to surreptitiously record.
>>17319184
I'm an actual anime avatar shitposter. If your thread gets rated 5 the judge will toss out any lawsuits that might arise
>>17319190
I'm an actual klurf living that klurf life. If a police officer shows up to my house to assist me in removing my clearly mentally ill fiance and I want to stand there in a dress and holding a wand to stare at him in the eyes with a wide grin on my face, that's my business. Heheheh cops are such nerds
if you had the phenomenal power cosmic, would you grant shmorky the boon of true klurfness? make him a klurf just like his drawings? i would.
if you could grant shmorky the boon of perfect klurfness and transform xir into a klurf just like the ones zher draws, would you? i would.
I dont think Schmorky and his fiance are in a very healthy relationship
its funny and also sad that Shmorky turned into the human embodiment of dontrel the dolphin
>>17320628
this came out in the first dontrel video. he's been living inside him all this time
https://youtu.be/zsCF-mz6Y6A
>>17320678
>11:36
>"it's called the multiverse, you stupid cocksucker!"
>"You... "
>Lowtax pauses, my guess would be to stifle a negative reaction to shmorkys psychotic and most likely unscripted behavior.
>"... don't call me bad names... when o-ice cream jones is on his way to kill me."
The restraint on Lowtaxes part throughout this whole ordeal has been saintlike. I don't know if I would have been able to maintain my composure if there was a potato man in my work offices screaming his head off and breaking things or whatever else is going on in this video. Shmorky is behaving like his BOSS (the source of his income and the only reason he's alive today to torture girls) is a burden to his patience and a waste of his time and speaking with a tone in his voice that comes off like he thinks this whole non-klurf thing is beneath him or some fucking batshit ridiculous thing like that. I mean, obviously I don't know what really is going through his head, but anybody with half a brain that wasn't involved or knew either of them would probably think that.
>>17319206
>that pic in this context
This is the thread that keeps on giving.
>>17320814
17:36
>"something is happening and I don't like it."
holy god damn wow
>>17313697
his fiance got mad for deadnaming a guy that changes his preferred name and internet aliases probably more than he showers? did she know anything about this guy at all before she got engaged to him beyond those stupid overly cutesy tumblr of his or his fucking game grumps cartoons?
>>17320814
HI MY NAME IS EYEBALL JONES
I'VE COME HERE FOR THE ICE CREAM CONES
I CAN'T WAIT TO START FUCKIN AROUND AND BEIN A DIPSHIT
>>17320814
Lowtax, oh man that guys got all the right moves.
I can't believe I had access to all those bizarre drawings he was doing of a purple klurfified version of his fiance and I didn't save any of them at all.
>>17318294
so it's like pic related but with klurfs?
>>17320967
Yeah, only instead of a fungus similar to cordyceps, it's unnatural otherworldly stink blobs trying to claw their way out of there wacky land slaughter house dimension to be mischievous and take advantage of everyone trying to help them while disguised as people you once knew.
>>17318294
I'm sure there's a message somewhere in this vid about not letting yourself become your own asshole, but 2 minutes and 38 seconds? I don't know if I can sign up for that kind of commitment. These image macros aren't going to click on themselves, you know.
cartoon skinwalkers
>>17321023
from another dimension
>>17320967
that reminds me of the audio FYAD edited together of that horrific audio. this was posted in a thread about this that was on /co/ a few days ago and is clearly satirical. it's not like that voice is hard to imitate, you just have to pretend your throat is small.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t062KCI0Fz
There were two threads about it. The first one reached the bump limit and the second one got to about 250 posts before both of them were nuked. No idea why.
I'm not making any of that up either, here's a screencapture of the first thread I took with my phone before they both were simultaneously destroyed. I didn't think to archive them because I was still trying to educate myself about the situation.
>>17321091
My god, the klurfs have already seized control of /co/...
https://youtu.be/DMnM_cQu6Fo
shmorky's voice needs its own tv show
>>17321125
I suppose there's a chance he could get one. He's been animating some bumpers for adult swim that are literal verbatim reinterpretations of rather popular Internet memes.
https://youtu.be/0oBx7Jg4m-o
>>17321139
Really? I wasn't aware of that. That seems very out of character for him, considering he used to be such a memesmith .
>>17321144
https://youtu.be/BdAUvAXCUW8
imagine two people living in a house together with their pajama onesies and wacky antics, where they roll around in filth wailing like maniacs, bothering their neighbors and fucking around with dead animals only not doing any of it ironically
>im 12 and what is this
>>17321169
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-twelve-years-old-and-what-is-this
>"I'm twelve years old and what is this"
ugh
I want to go back to the days before people were constantly accusing each other of trying to hurt them with language and memes weren't cherished and passed around like god figures.
>>17321198
>only 90s kids will get this
>>17321212
Nicktoons and most of the video games of the 90s were pretty good. I can tell you about a handful of games that I still remember from that time period. I love that whole decade, up to and including the early 2000's. It's not just the 90s.
If anyone reading about any of this isn't already scared, try listening to the audiolog pitched down by 15%
>just like the music of lavender town in all my favorite Pokémon creepypastas
http://picosong.com/8mGi/
>>17321267
>Shmork: "You kicked this blade over to me thinking that I'm going to hurt you..."
I don't like this feeling...
