>night shift security
>hear ruckus coming from a dumpster
>think its just a cat or something
>walk by and something runs out
>it's a tiny naked man that look just like pic related
>only like a foot tall or less and butt naked
>scurries away
>I'm just standing there like "no, I'm dreaming"
>but I wasn't
What kind of paranormal creature takes the form of a tiny naked danny devito? This isn't a troll thread, I'm 100% serious.
>pasta
A Mexican?
>>16945801
You gotta pay the troll toll
>>16945832
TO GET INTO THAT BOYS HOLE
GOTTA PAY THE TROLL TOLL TO GET IN
>This isn't a troll thread posts danny divito.
OK it was a dwarf you saw a mighty tall one.
>>16945801
what you saw was exactly what you described it as: a tiny Danny Devito
Danny Devito actually reproduces by parthenogenesis, and what you witnessed was a Devitoling. They're ultimately harmless, and they're usually eaten by local wildlife or housecats long before they reach adulthood.
I understand how ridiculous it sounds, but that's the best way of describing what I saw.
>>16945847
It was about a foot tall, naked, Caucasian complexion, and very round/fat. Not actual danny devito height.
>>16945855
HAHA BUT I AM NOT FUCKING JOKING NOR AM I ON DRUGS
>>16945801
Should have asked for a egg.
>>16945832
Most horrifying pic on /x/.
>>16945832
>>16945840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBvcB0idTH0
>>16945801
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e0NLxQJ55Y
>>16945855
Duendito
What you saw was probably just the common troll or maybe a hobgoblin
>implying Devito isn't just a large hobgoblin who became famous
