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Hello 4chan Company,
I'm a religious leader running for office in my small hometown in the mountains of Peru, I need some assistance because I'm not so good with editing photos. In this photo I am talking to a crowd of voters about God, I want to photoshop an image of The Lord so that he is seen looking to me in the eyes while I'll point at him.

Also it will help that the people can look more happy if it is possible.

Thank you very much for your services, The Lord bless you forever.

Hernando Guerra
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Isn't this a little impossible to fulfill? No human living right now has been able to view God's appearance. In fact, when you say that you want Him looking in your eyes, it'd make more sense to edit Jesus in, because we know as a fact he was human and had eyes.

I wonder, however, what is the purpose of that photo you are requesting. Depending on the answer, people may or not be willing to help.
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>>30729
AJAJAJAJA NO PUEDO MAS
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el peruANO
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>>30709
EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO
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>>30709
there's no God but Allah though
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>>30729
Thank you dear helper. It would help if the people could look more happy and in a religious trance because God is here.

Blessed be you my friend.

Rev. Hernando Guerra
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>>31337
Thank you very much, is that an actual representation of our Christian God??

GOs bless you

Hernando Guerra
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>>31361
It's Donald Trump, an American businessman turned politician. He's running for president.
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>>31361
It is.

>>31377
>implying Donald Trump isn't our Christian God
Build wall.
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>>31377
Thank you. You are also from 4chan Company? You can help me make God appear in the Photo and make the people more happy???

May God be wiht you and youre Family.

Rev. Hernando Guerra
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