South Carolina primary this saturday.
Previous thread >>924374
WebM for Retards
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
Reminder that Senor Yeb is almost out of money
>>954618
You saved Trump thread’s life, OP...
You're welcome
>>954633
LOL voice. Where do I get this voice generator?
>>954639
I have no idea, I believe it is just dubbed over.
Is there currently any other president likely than Sanders or Trump? Realistically speaking.
Clinton is heading for prison, isn’t she? [spoiler]Hopefully in Guantanamo.[/spoiler]
>>954638
What's the sauce on this song?
This bullshit is posted on /f/ all the fucking time and it's pissing me off.
>>954662
I don't know, would like to know as well.
>>954639
its not a voice generator, it is someone dubbing over
>>954673
its prolly nujabes
>>954638
Someone's got the sauce and aint share'n
>>954657
Haha are you serious right now?
PURE COINCIDENCE
>>954996
before it's asked, the music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_1N6_O254g
>>954639
Peter Serafinowicz doing a variation of his Pate voice.
Music is S U R F I N G - Moonlight
>>954679
I feel this would flow a lot better if the 'and' was replaced with 'six' and then the 'sixteen' was just 'teen'.
>>954997
The only good part of this song is within the first minute, the rest of the song sucks ass
>>956920
we need more of this.
>>954996
Completely misinterpreting the tone Dvorak meant for that part
>>957020
No not at all, I actually spoke to Dvorak yesterday myself, and he said it was perfect.
Pretentious faggot.
>>957567
> Overwhelmed by All of the #Stumpings
I hope this is how I die.
>>957736
Glorious.
>>957571
I'd like to see the whole thing.
And the women in the video getting raped, if possible.
>>957560
why does this sound like complete bullshit?
>>958372
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/isis-opens-262-room-luxury-hotel-in-mosul-10227777.html
>>957571
Best part about this is that Jeb planted her. If it were a Democrat, I would understand these questions, but...well, I guess this is why he's called a cuckservative.
>>958681
Why do peopel have to lie about Trump?
>calling Mexicans rapists and killers
No, he said most tho crossed the border illegally were.
>he responded to rival Ted Cruz's surge by calling for a travel ban on all Muslims
No, he proposed a moratorium on foreign Muslims entering a country, and that was in response to San Bernardino,.
>>958681
That's some serious faggotry right there famm. The funniest thing is that he's accusing Trump of being shameless.
Let's try some anti-cancer
>I estimate that Mr. Trump has a 156 IQ at the minimum.
>The standard description of this level of intelligence is “Genius – Exception intellectual ability and capable of looking beyond known facts.” However, the percentile rating is more revealing than the raw score. A 156 IQ is at the 99.9905490555 percentile. That means that Donald Trump is smarter than 99.99 percent of the people on planet earth. Not only does Trump qualify for membership in Mensa but he could join the Triple Nine Society.
>People with this kind of intellectual ability can do things with their minds that can’t even be described to ordinary people. Remember that quote from the above paragraph, “capable of looking beyond known facts?” These highly intelligent minds process and organize data into solutions and insights, and the individual person is not even consciously aware of the process. The cartoon light bulb that goes on over someone’s head happens to people like Mr. Trump on a regular basis. I would not be surprised if Mr Trump’s IQ actually measures significantly higher than the minimum estimate mentioned above.
http://beforeitsnews.com/opinion-conservative/2015/08/donald-trump-is-a-genius-but-thats-just-his-iq-3038790.html
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
>>958681
i legitimately hate ezra klien
vox is pure shit
>>958681
This guy actually being self serious enough believe the election of the president can be 'dangerous'
The same people on the other side of the aisle are the ones who said, in similar tone to this, that obama was going to take away guns etc.
>>957020
Clearly, but the music is still funny up until the end
>>956920
The slow airhorrrrrrrrn
>Jeb dropped out of the race.
Poor Jeb.
>>954662
its nujabes or damu the fufgemonk and what you hear in the video is pretty much the whole beat. it is just a short skit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udv-LB7DFO8
I'd love to see this made into a webm.
>>957185
It's not pretentiousness to pay attention to context. Conservatism being mired by anti-intellectual retards is why the Left is in the commanding and corrupt position it is throughout the western world. The less reliance on mouth-breathing Christfags the better.
>>958859
then make it into a webm faggot
>>956920
i cant help but feel so sad for Jeb.
>>958616
So is the next mass shooting in america going to be carried out by Jeb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2b8VkskVqg
requesting somebody to webm this top kek
>>954631
>>959795
chyna
>>959795
>>958681
Idiocracy is here gg murka
apparently Trump doesn't "believe" in climate change
lmao
>>960141
the "climate" crisis is a leftist project to bring about bigger government and more regulations in western nations; with the explicit goal of making it easier to dismantle private property rights altogether (= socialism). it is a path to totalitarianism, and it should be strongly rejected by anyone who values western civilizations.
>>960201
fox isn't a real education
>>960209
>there's no way totalitarians would push their agenda!
stay naïve
>>959352
There's no other way to put it, you're an idiot.
>>959693
Absolute madman
>>954618
Anyone got one of Trump calling out Ted Cruz on being a liar?
>>954644
better version
>>959693
>trumtastic copy that
>>958693
>156 IQ
lol okay
>>959693
What a bitch face. How do you not call Donald trump white trash at that moment? He's white, he's trash, he's white trash.
>>954643
>Bye ! *bing*
This fucking gets me everytime.
>>954631
Name of song?
>>960867
>b-but media told me h-he's a fool!
>>960873
Build wall paco
>>959823
This is great.
>>960201
l
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>>958699
>obama was going to take away guns
hes been trying ever since he got into office you god damn moron
>>961107
it's from the animaniacs
>>960924
What's the source on this?
>>960867
>>156 IQ
>lol okay
I'm not a delusional trump fan or supporter, but if you watched his old speeches he seemed highly intelligent and quick witted. I don't doubt he at one point scored 156 on an IQ test. Also, just because someone is intelligent doesn't mean they right in their beliefs. Someone being smart doesn't mean they are correct.
>>958693
This is the gayest thing I've ever read.
>>961679
Definitely sounds like nujabes, don't know which song though.
I have seen a Webm where the lights go out and Trumps eyes start to glow red. Anybody got it?
>>964560
Nvm found it
>>964274
Ty senpai.
>>963339
watchmojo music
requesting the one at the republican nomination debate where everyone laughs at jeb bush and trump barely says anything and everyone claps
>>960141
>>960201
There is literally no solid evidence for human-induced climate change. There have been warming and cooling trends in the past couple millenia long before industrialization. People who believe in it are just falsely equating correlation with causation.
Then again, having renewable energy and reducing harmful emissions is a good thing... it's just that the main reason behind it, "global warming", is supposition and conjecture. Stuff like pollution and air quality are far better reasons to impose environmental regulations. Plus, they aren't bullshit.
>>965649
I dont even disagree with you, but I think you are a moron.
>>954627
Please clap
>>958372
Because you are a born and bred cuckold who has filters for ears.
SIDES IN ORBIT SENPAI
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Honestly, if you dont support trump youre a fucking moron
>>960704
sauce on song?
>>966515
Darude - Sandstorm
>>960704
Is this what kids listen to? Jeesh.
need to link this to another board
>>966970
but is it cold?
>>966970
That's pretty cool
>>960061
>president
>>954633
that smug bitch with her gigantic bird hair.
>>954638
comfy trump
>>955349
this is too perfect.
>>956920
Why the fuck did jeb marry that grimlin of a wife? WTF is wrong with him?
>>957565
He is right.
>>959795
>that swaying at the end
I hope he tells us that environmentalists are actually communist psyops.
>>966215
Yesterday was fucking fantastic.
>>965076
that guy looks exactly like trudeau
>>967147
Shut up, you asshole. Americans like big, flamboyant personalities who will rile shit up for a good time.
>>967232
That finger reminded me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7OBEQSlaPA
>>967232
Someone please exit it so either Trump is in the audience
The subs are changed to the, 'they never show the audience' speech
It is dubbed with they never show the audience.
>>967346
what are you trying to say bud
>>967232
Goebbels is my favorite nazi and im Jewish.
>>967590
I bet you can show him up with your classy fedora huh? : ^ )
>>967232
nothing changes...
>>965598
This was fucking amazing. laughed my ass off
>>967147
As if politicians in other countries don't curse.
This is relatively abnormal. It's blowback against politicians who are afraid to tell it like it is and hide behind doubletalk and rehearsed answers. It also represents a shift against the out of touch, ultra-conservative religious right who haven't gotten the job done of late and are continually losing the ideological battle on social issues.
Simply, people are loving Trump, an anti-establishment candidate who has somehow managed to both galvanize the right and appeal to younger voters and moderates by bullying and cursing his way to the top.
>>968006
remix when?
I mean it fucking rhymes
>>954627
>foolish guac bowl merchants
Fuck me this is gold
>>967146
They must have the same hairstylist
>>965480
Absolutely glorious
>>966970
I-Is that Jeb?
>>967147
b-but its ok when Obama called Romney a bullshitter tho.....
>>960704
no.
>>955349
what is that music? It's heavenly
>>968319
ill eagle - megabats
>>959352
>The less reliance on mouth-breathing Christfags the better.
You whine about people not interpreting Dvorak correctly and talk about how you dislike "Chritfags", but you seem to be missing that Dvorak was an extremely devout Christian.
>>958681
>trump is a racist
How? Illegal immigrants are not a race.
>trump is a sexist
How? He made one period joke therefore he thinks of women as lesser beings? He employs women in large numbers, even some of his higher-ups are women. 'Racist' and 'sexist' have lost all meaning in the current time.
>trump is a demagogue
By the definition of the word, so is Sanders.
>a political leader who seeks support by appealing to popular desires and prejudices rather than by using rational argument.
Sanders appeals to the popular desires of 'free shit' and panders to every 'minority' group imaginable, such as the wage gap despite it being bullshit. He rallies behind the poor's hate for the rich and disregards rational argument when the time comes. Demagogue does not necessarily mean a bad thing.
Fuck this guy's a smug asshole.
>>955353
'Trump for twenty sixteen' would probably be best.
>>968006
>The biggest difference between Trump and Bernie
>>958681
( ( ( EZRA KLEIN ) ) )
>>955047
>Peter Serafinowicz doing a variation of his Pate voice.
Thank you.
>>969010
They're slowly coming to terms that neocons à la Bush and Rubio are becoming irrelevant, and that the GOP is going to change drastically in the coming years.
>>957565
People were and still are throwing a fit over this, but it reminds me of one of the earlier Simpsons episodes.
"How's he a hero?"
"He fell down the well!"
>>958681
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>>969056
>and that the GOP is going to change drastically in the coming years.
I think everyone was predicting the GOP going full fascist since there's really no otherway for it to go without becoming irrelevant. They can't continue being countryclub republicans while the country falls apart, no one would ever take them seriously.
>>964446
It's not nujabes.
I promise. It is not nujabes.
>>969554
The number was exaggerated but it's arbitrary, Trump is obviously a very smart guy.
If you think he is dumb, explain his 4 billion dollars, successful (so far) campaign for presidency and high energy
>>965117
>damu the fudgemonk
What song? Can't find it.
>>954618
https://twitter.com/karen58Romans/status/704178625130573824
https://twitter.com/trumpforwin/status/704098885476753408
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/01/25/exclusive-jeff-sessions-matter-of-supreme-importance-gop-nominee-can-negotiate-better-trade-deals-than-obamatrade/
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/11/06/jeff-sessions-trans-pacific-trade-deal-erosion-sovereignty/
http://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2016/02/27/must-listen-stephen-miller-makes-case-against-marco-rubio-in-epic-rant/
>Mass immigration, open borders, amnesty, TPP [Trans-Pacific Trade partnership] and even more globalist trade deals, and the destruction of U.S. sovereignty.
>Understand, everyone listening today: There is a point of no return. It is not far away. It is right in front of you. And if you cross it, there is no going back.
>>957574
Daddy, you still look great.
>>969886
is that you Milo?
>>969097
Actually, Chris Rock made that joke first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwLt4XE1i2s
>>967232
This whole Goebbels speech was pretty good. He was just warming up before Hitler was supposed to speak in early 1934 (I think the excerpt is from that speech).
He was adressing some current issues that the media had made of the party coming to power, like "who paid for da speakers in this event" since this was a public listening event in Berlin.
At first he adressed them as "certain newspapers", then "Berlin daily posts" and in the end "jewish newspapers like the Berliner Tageblatt", pretty kekworthy.
>>969817
Glorious.
>>969607
He literally doesn't have 4 billion dollars. Best case scenario, he is an empty headed fuck-head who only wants to have "fun" whatever that entails for him. Worst case scenario he is a narcissistic sociopath that just wants to see the world burn.
>>970397
hahahaha
>>970502
Personally, I hope the worst case scenario is what comes true. This world needs to end.
>>970397
>that backpedaling
this is why the msm is getting as much hatred as it is...
>>970397
JUST
>>970502
>Best case scenario, he is an empty headed fuck-head who only wants to have "fun" whatever that entails for him
did you spend even an ounce of effort on reaching that conclusion? you literally sound like you've known about Trump for a grand total of one second.
>>957567
This man get so much shit for almost no reason. And when that "almost" comes in it's for bullshit. He is a saint.
>>969607
I must honestly admit that he’s not dumber than average doctor (if that’s any standard to go by).
>>970658
>>970590
I don’t know Trump in person and he may not be a monster. But I know his supporters. One sector of the society unique to him are the kind of people who share videos of mutilated people on 4chan to laugh at them. No other candidate has their backing.
He may not be a monster but he represents monsters.
>>957560
D R U M S
>>970502
you still haven't accounted for HIGH ENERGY
>>956897
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>>969010
Ironically, probably one of the top two men to point to, when you wanna point fingers at who brought the GOP to this point.
The other being Rush Limbaugh, who unlike Beck, never believed in anything anyways.
>>970397
Wow that's amazing. Reality doesn't match up to their propaganda and they can't deal.
>>971200
Except for that black dude and white dude who support Trump despite the KKK backing and want the racism to stop.
Lots of people like Trump, you can't isolate one group of his supporters and say he's bad because of them
>>972228
>Playing footsie with the Klan
where do people get this idea? disgraceful
D O N A L D T R U M P
O N A L D T R U M P D
N A L D T R U M P D O
A L D T R U M P D O N
L D T R U M P D O N A
D T R U M P D O N A L
T R U M P D O N A L D
R U M P D O N A L D T
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>>956920
Jeb is a mess
>>960924
Don't go to the debate tomorrow guys...
>>957560
Who dare use Tristam music for this.
>>958616
I've looked for this for so long. Does anyone have a youtube link?
>>972463
I cannot wait for this to be built. He talks it up so he's going to get started as fast as he can.
>>959823
This reminds me of that faith healer whacking people with his shirt.
>>963339
But he is accepting donations.
>>972228
literally spreading disinfo, fucking people
>>972702
He is not soliciting them, however.
Fresh brutality (by security or the Secret Service) at Trump’s rally.
Babby’s first video compositing. Stabilised and composited using Blender. Making this short video took me two days. But two days to gain an entirely new profession is nothing, right?
So what’s the name of my new job? Steven Spielberg?
Source material: @cchorniak via @macfathom.
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BCYYkMim_BA/
>https://twitter.com/macfathom/status/704392578075009024
>>971381
>that black dude and white dude who support Trump
Peaceful voters don’t define Trump because they aren’t unique to him. Meanwhile the lynch mob is. And it’s not a marginal minority. What has Trump ever said to alienate them? Not a single thing.
>>972811
No-audio version.
Because audio and VP9
are not supported by /b/
for some inscrutable reason.
Does anyone know why?
>>957020
Fellow Dvorak-bro. <3
>>972818
>>972811
And unprocessed original, simply transcoded to WebM.
>>957565
he's so fucking right
pisses me off
he's not a hero, he suffered a lot
but that doesn't make him a hero
>>970402
i love how some media sites acted as if this had anything to do with trump
>>972463
it's actually half the distace because of natural borders
also mexicos aid would be enough to pay for that in 8 years
or you cut all gouverment services for non citizens which is 168 billion a year ;)
>>972875
I had a buddy who was ion the navy, he said his tour was in dry dock and he worked in the kitchen so it was the equivalent of working in mcdonalds. He finds it hilarious when some one calls him a hero on vets day.
>>970402
>fucker tried to push SS
You don't push SS. They will fuck your life over, go back to work and nobody will even care what happend to you.
It was a good one.
>>972228
Frankly, I don't give a damn about your kids.
Emotional manipulation.
Anyone have the webm of MSNBC getting BTFO
or the Larry king sanders webm?
>>972905
>You don't push SS. They will fuck your life over
Man, you blew the cover. Secret no more.
Kiss your anonymity goodbye.
>>972228
That guy just wouldn't shut up. Moving goalposts like theres no tomorrow, shifting blame, fuck that guy,
>>967147
The Democrat Anti-Reagan, Lyndon B Johnson swore a lot too. Still not as much as Andrew "Fuck the Banks, Kill the Injuns" Jackson.
>>971381
As a Steven Spielberg though – the creator of the best movie clip in this thread and an unspecific liberal – I want to declare that Mr. Trump is less evil than Mrs. Clinton. I’d rather be ruled by a sincere tyrant than a by a false pseudoliberal tyrant. I would hate myself if my criticism of Trump would make Clinton win.
Her voters may be benign compared to Trump’s... but she isn’t.
>>959795
I admire his no fucks given approach to the political establishment and some of his centrist positions, but this shit is pants on head retarded.
China's pollution problems have people in their inner cities coming down with diseases. They can't even walk around in their own streets without coughing up half a lung. They're constantly dealing with toxic materials making its way into their manufactured products. Their superstitious population is leading to the extinction of dozens of animal species around the globe. Emulating China in this regard is strictly for retards.
>>970397
lmao, that fine black gentleman just unknowingly called out a news organization that was trying to do exactly what he said they were, they literally stuttered their way through an explanation, then kept right on doing what he just said they were. Disgraceful. The US news media is the biggest threat to this country right now.
>>972905
I met some secret service dudes once. I had to work with them to ensure a bldg was safe before an event. I tried joking around with them and stuff, lighten the mood. There was no chill with them. NONE.
>>960250
Convincing argument Snake. It's just pure happenstance that the Right lost the culture war right?
>>961022
Why, because I recognize the albatross that strong social conservatism and Christfag values-voting is to the Right's neck?
>>968386
Does the man's religion matter when remarking on others completely missing the point?
>>972338
>No argument
I don't know about that other anon, but I saw that coming.
>>973486
I can't imagine the stress of that job. Secret service only guards high-profile people, if they fuck up, there's a good chance it goes national. If not international.
>>954631
just a little fact correction, the Paris attack terrorists were NOT syrian immigrants. They were EU citizens from France and Belgium which had left for Syria and returned to France to commit the attack by an unknown means.
>>972557
if trump gets elected i dont think that he'll build the wall, i think its going to become a bargaining chip that he has with mexico, saying shit like 'ok well make sure your people stay over there or else we are going to build the wall' or some stupid shit like that. kinda lame but thats whats going to happen i think
>>974149
Unrelated to Trump, but I think that presents an even bigger argument against taking in refugees if it's becoming apparent that second and third generation immigrants coming from middle-class families are increasingly open to these ideas and actions as opposed to the assimilated and integrated people they're often made out to be.
God, I hope this glorious man wins the election.
>>965598
This shit is fun every fucking time it gets posted
>>974463
Whos is "the good guy"?
>>974463
that's not even what he's saying. he's saying "donald's a bad guy, split the vote and broker the convention so the candidacy can be stolen from him causing the momentum he built to abandon the presidential run and hillary can be president"
that is literally their plan. they would rather nuke their own party and give the presidency to the democrats then have someone they can't control as president
