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New You Boner, You Lose thread.
>KEEP IT SFW
>>851943
Girl on the left is way cuter.
>>851945
who is this semen propeller?
>>851962
Oops, posted a nipple.
>>851942
Welp, lost to that one
>>852524
sauce?
This is one of the dumbest threads I have ever seen.
Imagine this scenario: you're sitting at work, looking at webm's of barely clothed girls dancing around, when suddenly your boss stops by. He looks approvedly at your screen. "What a nice guy" he thinks. "Always so busy with his work, so committed. I should give him a raise, yeah, let's do that right now." At this point, you accidentally open a """"NSFW"""" webm, and two bare breasts appear on your screen. "HOLY SHIT HE HAS BEEN MASTURBATING THIS WHOLE TIME, LET'S FIRE HIM INSTANTLY" your boss thinks, upon seeing the 30x30 px nipples on your screen. Your life is in shambles, your wife leaves you, your son kicks you in the dick, and you don't even have a job to support your alcoholism.
What I'm, trying to say is, just because the girl in >>851939 has 1 cm of fabric in between her buttcheeks, doesn't suddenly make it SFW. I don't know about any of you guys, but my boss sure as fuck doesn't give a shit if I'm looking at barely naked women or entirely naked women. If I don't do my job I get fired. It's that simple.
>>852531
http://javpop.com/2015/03/05/enfd-5615_jun_serizawa.html
>>852535
No, anon.
You are the boss.
SFW is your plausible deniability against harassment lawsuits.
>>852535
Then don't click on this thread silly.
>>852504
everyone who helped make that scene happen deserves all of the glory and praise in the world.
>>852535
Why are you looking at 4chan while at work?
Seriously.
>argues that it's the fault of 4chan for not keeping content sfw
>every person on my work team knows we review the logs and if you're on sites you shouldn't be you get a talking to
>if you weren't browsing 4chan in the first place instead of doing your work, CARL, you might have gotten the promotion
>Jesus fucking christ, Carl, how often so I have to tell you I was never going to promote your ass after you made the Pearl Harbor joke during the meeting with the Seiko people?
>>852535
I'd give him a promotion for not being a cock drooling faggot like you
To this day it's inexplicable why /e/ is worksafe.
>>852524
got me
>>852535
Who the fuck browses 4chan at work? What kind of shitty firewall does your company have that it's not restricted?
>>851957
Sauce?
You all just lost
>>852959
>You all just lost
every single time
>>852535
Why do you have to be autistic?
SFW has nothing to with whether you can view at work or not.
>>852535
SHUT UP AND FAP
>>851942
Vica Kerekes
>>852959
Yeah honestly the only one, fucking middle school/high school virgins still getting boners to cleave and other stupid shit. You see a girl make this face is all you really need, fucking done.
>>852535
Tfw when I work for the internet
My boss has a one dollar bill posted on his desk.
The back side that says ONE is visible.
With the letter B at the front and R at the back.
What does that spell? Ask him to tell you the story. Haha
>>852535
Jesus, what a pussy.
>>852659
>using work equipment to browse instead of phone with unlimited data
Do you even [current year]?
>>853125
shoo shoo slimy limey
>>852504
sauce? nudes?
>>853136
>>853136
Being this new
>>853223
That reaction clip is so fucking gold, thanks for giving me a much needed kek
>this was aired on national television
>>851942
what movie is that? i recognize polivka but not the movie itself
>>853357
wow. i am retarded... I thought it was alcoholics anonymous....
>>852503
"I want to be lump"
She's in my head.
>>853382
Normal people don't shit through their buttocks, they should be used for sitting on.
>>853463
>4chin
>normal people
>>853382
s a u c e
>>853357
Lost. Who is this boner bender?
>>853115
I know it isn't, but something about this looks easy. Not that she's making it look easy, just the motion. I look at it and think "I could do that".
>>853423
Muži v naději
>>852948
read metadata:
two girls lapdance and grind - MOTHERLESSCOM
>>851953
Song?
>>853382
sauce please
>>853112
reminds me of a less fetal alcohol syndromey suzy
>>853357
>they didn't cut the tags off of her sheer lingerie
MY AUTISM
>>853112
who is this i need to know
>>852959
Gawdy gold watch
>>853115
You should rename that "wait for it"
>>852959
Damn, this is the kind of girl who would love to get spanked while doing it doggystyle.
Lost hard.
>>853219
I need a name or a sauce or something.
>>854216
With sound.
>>852959
Is this the same chick or not? And does anyone know sauce?
>>854024
Stephanie Davis, has an instagram
>>851957
Lost. Grinding is to hot for me
>>851945
You know it's quality when you save it before it even finishes playing.
>>853933
Gutter Brothers - House of III Repute
>>854298
lost
>>854251
lost
>>854251
Sauce?
>>852659
>thegherkinjerkin
Fuck off redditor, no one likes your kind here.
>>853112
ugly:s
>foot fag
>tits are overrated
>clothed asses are best asses
Not even a wiggle this entire thread.
BTFO
>>853357
who is this pleeeease
>>855015
Ew.
>>853844
i think cos in your head you can imagine you just swing your way up. hanging leg raises, especially when your feet go all the way up rather than halfway, are fuarkked
>>853382
i dont get why people like this. its like fat.
you can actaully see the cellulite.
like what the fuck
>>853357
Since when can you show nipples on tv in the US?
>>854298
It's sad when you can tell which one is the real lesbian (left) and which one is just experimenting
rip left girl
my ex who is underweight and 20 years old has cellulite on her ass.
>>851951
404 booty not found
>>852535
Faggot lvl is over 8000
>>853775
Looks like Muscle Princess from Adventure Time.
>>855026
hey that's what i said
>>855166
But in korea it's one the biggest booty ever.
>>852504
Sauce?
>>855015
You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.
>>855196
10/10
>>852504
ye/ss/
>>851942
welp that was fast
>>855252
so far it was the only one to
>>855196
Anon with the Gladiator quote. Fucking kek.
>>852504
My pant are full of my dick right now.
>>855253
After all these years, yeah I probably should. Thanks.
>>851957
lost
>>852535
WHO THE FUCK
BROWSES 4CHAN AT WORK?
>>851942
>Loss Level: 50%
And only two posts in... hoo boy...
>>851953
I'm sorry, but every time I hear this song, I think of the skydiving Allahuackbar webm.
>Music more powerful than boners.
>>852531
You ALMOST got me there anon.
>>854298
>Loss Level: 75%
>>855312
I do, but I work in construction so everyone wants to see naked ladies or weird shit.
>>851951
>This is a good ass in Asia.
Now, that's not me saying that women need to have ghetto butts; but damn, those are average as hell.
Still winning, step it up
>>852535
why would you open a "you boner you lose" thread at work anon
>>851939
she has a nice ass.................
>>855019
Thank u your majesty
>>855652
Maybe this is a little more your speed.
>>855015
Lost
>>855091
you sure about that?
Itt: bunch of guys telling each other they got a boner.
>>851956
kek'd
>>855911
That's what solidarity is all about.
>>855728
LOST
>>853223
lost. now i have to deal with this raging boner
>>855085
What the fuck are you 12?
U like fucking skin and bones.
>>855990
no you're the retarded ones that is simply ugly as fuck cellulite.There has been no work in that ass only fucking food
Can you people really not control your boners? Do the world a favour and never get children or dogs. A man who can't control his boner is not a man at all.
>>856007
low test detected
>>852959
Rich daddy pulling her hair.
>>856144
>rich daddy
>$20 "omg it's gold™" watch
> rich daddy sitting behind her at shitty high school game
>>856007
>he thinks it's literal
How new are you?
>>851939
>not including the walk back to the entrance
fucking nigger
>>852947
nigger my school doesn't block this shit
>>853993
same
>>854285
What's this translated?
>>856268
Just because you have no bone-control it doesn't mean others don't.
>>854251
ok, this one finally awoken my old man's penis
>>855015
Lost
>>855015
I don't know what it is, but I'm fucknig dying
>>851939
Wow bubble.
>>856293
My french isn't great but from what I can tell, he asked her about her schooling, she said nothing seemed to be wrong but then he mentioned something about an incident then the Cigar comment came up and how she smoked a big one.
>>851939
I can bet 20$ I can win this thread. I only get hard to kinky, femdom shit. Let's see if I'm right.
>>851943
got me close I'll admit.
>>852521
She's gorgeous, but a bit too chubby to instantly trigger a boner. Still wouldn't turn down the opportunity.
>>855728
any trace of a boner is gone, thanks.
Wew... I made it. Granted I gave myself variable time between each post. Closest I got was like 80%.
Bring it on boys and girls.
no one? MY BONER STANDS VICTORIOOUS
>>851942
sauce
>>851953
Took me fucking forever to work out where I knew tht song from, completely distracted me from the webm
>>851957
The terrible sound performed a hard reset on my dick
>>854298
needs to be a thread dedicated to this
>>855015
resident evil 6 cover
>>856612
kekkers and checkers
>>853996
>lingerie
It's just underwear you virgin.
>>852535
>browsing 4chan at work
you're a fucking dumbass.
>>855196
underrated post
>>854298
Anddd I lost
>>852521
source she is perfect
>>853115
I was not ready for that.
Neither was my dick.
>>851951
Dear lord dude looks like the IT guy from my job. Now when I see Jin I'll imagine him singing awkwardly in the faces of 20 something year olds ladies trying to work out.
>>853357
superior
>>856683
That's because she's underage.
>>856690
I won't lie, she easily is. But by photos I had assumed that she had both more in her front and in her trunk.
Saving this anyways.
>>856694
Is that Diane Selwyn?
>>851943
>>851945
what's up with that stuttering bro
>>856715
I fucking love her
>>856703
That shark-teeth bitch got some titties on her now.
>>856677
holy fuck
I never got it but now I do
>>852574
This fanservice, media-propelled bullshit with more overreaction than Shatner made my cock physically invert
>>854251
Made me laugh.
>>856558
0_0
>>856558
Is that from Boyhood?
>>856694
>"I'm high as fuck right now"
I think I am gay
>>851953
Omsk? the home of krokodil and russian mob killings?
>>851942
I think i'd propose on the spot.
>>856814
Dont worry... I didnt lose either...
>>854298
that was so close. if they had gone deep one more time, pants would of have to come off.
>>851945
>the ice water is supposed to simulate your body under the conditions of ALS
>she sexualizes it
this triggers me
WARNING: High test alphas only.
>>856905
Well, that killed my boner so hard, it tucked up inside me and got me pregnant.
>>856869
I'm cool with that.
i masturbated before coming here.
YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME BONER
>>854251
lost.
>>856905
Almost lost. Love it when they act all sexy and shit. It's about that energy and feeling.
>>856869
well by your logic that means you are 67% gay if you don't like muscular women. Or you are 33% gay if you don't like femenin guys. wait i have to create a chart on that topic.
>>856931
kekkek
i feel you man
>>852524
Am I the only one who hates shots like this?
She doesnt look like she is into it at all. Its just a fake smile and a cheap way of shaking her boobs.
Way cute otherwise, its just the obvious insincerity kills my boner.
>>856869
I'm 33% gay.
>>857108
Your failings in logic are actually pretty astonishing. Not even that guy, but wow. Ya missed the mark, champ. Lay off the snide remarks, it's not your thing.
>>853357
My thoughts throughout that whole wemb
>how the fuck is this related to alcoholism
I wish I knew what game thus was
>>856582
Dat finger
>>851953
Am I the only one who finds these extremely boring?
dat song tho
>>851942
post the rest where she leans over
>>857307
Bullet Girls or something like that. 3DS game. I read the wikipedia description, sounded pretty retarded.
>>857320
Go with Sprint, I get unlimited with them, and I normally use 50+Gb/month personality
>>854298
hard as a rock
>>857355
>pantsu quest
>3DS
It's for the Vita.
>>852959
this is where i learned all girls have this fetish
>>857034
Who dat
>>856715
those fucking eyebrows
>>855067
because apparently you associate mixed medium animation with Gumball and only Gumball, since there's clearly no relationship other than that.
>>857402
Asians are the sexiest race, especially mixed ones.
you probably like black chicks with dry skin
>>855990
>confirmed virgin
i've had relationships with all kinds of women and skinny girls are just as soft as the bigger ones, don't believe everything you see in porn faggot
>>853773
>>853775
>>853995
>>855042
>>855184
>>856869
>>857402
hnnnnng Rin is waifu
>>857205
You're implying that women are 33% muscle.
And at that you're implying that muscle is somehow inherently male.
Typical male affected by media perceptions of gender and sexuality instead of just seeing things as they are.
>>857397
holy shit how did i ever forget my teen crush!!
>>857397
>cavegirl
>Other girl is the only one without hair with a perm
>>857458
Who is she?
Also how can you forget your teen crush when you are still a teen?
>>857506
im 27 on friday. . .
you having to ask who she is pretty much proves your age.
Stacey Cadman
>>856702
Betty.
Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You will see me... Two more times... If you do bad...
>>856639
That's what lingerie means you twat.
>>857402
true
asians were made for hnngs instead of boners
>>854251
Been looking for this forever
>>856582
this is like the opposite of worldstar
>>856694
i forget the movie, but that guy is homeschooled.
and thats his prom date, hes the only child.
>>855196
fuck
top job
>>851947
agreed
>>852535
I always wondered, if working for the adult entertainment industry would merit posting porn on this board.
>>857402
>picks out every asian post just to say they don't turn you on
>being this retarded on a softcore porn thread in a worksafe board
I'm surprised at 4chan for not putting this one in yet
>>857923
or this
foot fags and muscle fags: please put bullets into your heads to end your sickness.
>>857926
She's so hot
>>851939
Being gay has led me to this moment where I will totally win this game.
>>857975
what, afraid of a strong norse woman?
[spoiler]really wish i had some webms of her. something other than a gif. [/spoiler]
>>857995
Yeah, but you lose in life. I think gay people are great, probably some of the best people that I've personally met, but there's no doubt in my mind that sucking a penis makes you of lower status. That's supposed to be a woman's spot, like a sub-human almost, and gay guys are like "oh, me too!" It's just beyond me.
