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>>837398
Could have chosen a better opening webm for the thumbnail.
>>837440
literally every redneck pleb is having fantasies like that every single day. That's why movies like this never get old. It's the abyss of our reality.
I know it's cartoons but hey, it's the only thing i'll post
>>837552
It's name is Stewen Universe, made by a member of Adventure Time group.
quality sandpies
>>837534
you're the abyss of my reality
>>837413
this is why I wont watch the prequels.
>>837552
just another cartoon trying to out-weird and out-randomize the last one...
>>837657
gonna sound like a lolrandum lover, but this show is actually a lot less weird and random than adventure time and other shit. everything that's actually weird is explained and nothing pops out randomly for the sake of being random
>>837552
literally reddit
less reddit than reddit and morty tho
the compression is too strong in this one but I like the dreary look. It's like watching a dystopian film only without the shit plot.
>>837398
from what movie is this?
last one. Again looks like alien invasion sci-fi but is war reality.
>>837442
What is music please ?
https://youtu.be/sSu5UMMdZoI
could anyone make this intro to a webm?
>>837738
Person of Interest, it's a television series.
>>837417
That guy was a dick, but i wouldn't have minded if we had seen a bit more before she iced him.
>>837654
It's treason then
>>837430
Wish that scene was longer
>>837737
I think that was the intention. To use docu footage and present it like a science fiction film.
>>838773
Good job thought crime doesn't exist
>>838773
oh yeah i'd give kaya a lollipop 2bh
>>838774
Was not expecting, 10/10
>>837402
Thanks for the memories
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY
>>837411
dexter was so based
>>838717
it's amazing how likeable cleary became once he started killing babies.
>>837569
you are the reality of my abyss
>>837702
you mean tumblrtheshow
>>838717
What is this from?
>>840078
The Knick.
oc
>>840721
Eyegor, is one of the greatest characters in cinema.
>>840743
>>840721
>oc
Hershlagbro learned to make webms. Good work.
>>840844
its fun
>>837402
What movie is this from?
>>837417
What the fuck? No tits!?
>>841206
https://www.google.com/searchbyimage?image_url=http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448178715816s.jpg
>>838778
>best girl
And here's a less trimmed down non "webm for ants" sized version:
http://i.pomf.pl/mbpqbn.webm
>>837692
It really isn't that random. The adverts just make it look like it is.
>>837407
>>837411
>Dexter before the entire writing team was replaced by women
>>837657
No, no goyim you are mistaken, this isn't to sell toys or merch. This one is designed to confuse your children about genderqueer degeneracy and homosexuality, normalize broken homes and single worthless father figures that are literally homeless. Haha and the goyim boy even looks like a beast with that pig nose!
fresh webm
>>842582
could someone make the music loop better?
that's awesome
>>837429
thats pretty hot
>>837546
what movie is this from please ?
>>837413
>naowww, naoww, noowwww
>>844534
has to be some adaptation of the romance of the three kingdoms
>>837417
Reminds me of Tom Green https://youtu.be/60V8_e5IKTs?t=1m40s
>>837799
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2UZ7BGRkE4
>>844629
looks good, what is?
>>845804
My Friend Ivan Lapshin
>>846287
well, looking at the filename this was kind of obvious. In hindsight my question was somewhat unnecessary. Thanks anyway.
>>843947
Got a few Marx Brothers webms I made a few days ago
>>847922
>>847973
>>837398
What movie is this?
>>837402
So interesting seeing this without the next pary
>>837407
From the TV Movie of the Week:
My Teenage Daughter Eloped With Jesus
>>837561
Hm. Those actors are a 'little' too good. Actually made me angry.
>>848011
Tv show. Person of Interest. It's been asked and answered nigger
>>837407
like i want to be immersed in this scene, but i have no fuckin idea wtf is gwanning.
someone explain
>>838778
why does the voice acting sound like that. it sounds so crisp, but it shouldnt, i dukno what to say. im at a dissonance.
.webm](https://i.imgur.com/0d3l0N2.jpg "Gotham.S02E11.720p.HDTV.X264-DIMENSION[eztv](1).webm")
>mfw a nigger outsmarts Riddler
>>848310
G.I Joe retaliation
>>837534
>shitskin feels threatened
>>837417
Sexual harassment < getting stabbed with a knife.
A bit much, yeah?
Then again I don't watch the show so for all I know the guy deserved it.
>>837409
fassbender is fucking glorious
>>848939
he bashed her too and is generally a cunt to everyone
What do you guys use to make webMs? I've got some of the new Cosmos I'd like to post.
>>849060
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
I usually open vid in aegisub because it's a lot faster at pinpointing the exact frame and you can see exactly when particular audio starts and then cut it in webm for retards.
>>849046
>>848005
>>838086
sauce?
.webm](https://i.imgur.com/Cu6Gqtq.jpg "South.Park.S19E09.HDTV.x264-KILLERS[eztv](1).webm")
>>850475
>>850812
why are saucefags so dumb. It's literally mentioned in that post.
>>850042
A E S T H E T I C
>>850042
Where is this from?
>>851898
It's in the metadata, you dumb cunt.
>>851523
Souce?
>>851905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh45O6mcb-o
>>852291
That show is painfully awful
>>852295
Thanks for your input.
>>848132
They are ussr spies in the US so they think religion is retarded and are disappointed in their daughter giving her money to the poor cause the bible said that's what you should do.
>>852735
>>853771
>>853077
It almost ruins the first season when it turned out that hes a paedo.
>>849094
Cracked up at the end.
>>837737
>>837710
>>837796
>mfw liberals complain that we deposed Saddam for the wrong reasons
>mfw my dad fought the oil fires and spills he intentionally created, and the billions of gallons of oil he spilled into the gulf and the sand, stuff that is still there to this day
>mfw he caused untold billions of dollars worth of environmental damage and literally created a toxic war zone
Fuck him. He gave my dad a lot of diseases caused by continual chemical exposure and burns.
>>854201
Underated movie
>>855124
what is it? don't recognize it.
Step aside mortals. Epic webm coming through.
>>855221
>>855199
Johnny Mnemonic
the screenplay for the film was written by William Gibson and its a great film if you like cyberpunk
>>855199
>not knowing johnny mnemonic
>>837692
the fucking webm was about a fucking mirror powered with a fucking gem and you tell me that's not random?
>>845960
Saw this movie for the first time a few weeks ago.
Fucking Fantastic, flows like a GTA heist mission, plot like a Christopher Nolan film.
>>848922
Possibly one of the greatest movies no one knows about. Thank you for contributing.
>>855496
Needs to be edited with Boku no pico
>>856415
Some more, just for you mate.
>>856633
>>856632
>>856631
>>856629
>>856626
None of these work for me dick 'ed.
>>856644
why not? I was dumping for a thread on /tv/ then the thread gets deleted so I deleted them here.
Wondering if any one has any more lke this? I know the cow thing has one.
>>856644
Just use the archive breh.
>>856701
>>856704
>>856114
You have a very low standard for "random". I'd love to see you watch Southland Tales.
>>856667
Can anyone explain how to make something like this? I'm guessing you cut out frames, and of course speed it up, but are there any tricks to speed it up?
>>837398
Why does that computer make those strange sounds? Mine never does.
>>856667
>>856841
I have no idea how to make them but would also like to know
also what cow thing?
>>856889
>he can't hear computerspeak
>tfw you will never live in Blade Runner's version of Los Angeles, ca. 2019
>>856900
>4 years left to get flying cars, scyscraper furnaces, and offworld robots
I want to believe
>>856900
>>856975
including female robots you can make love to................
>>856984
It always blows my mind how gorgeous she is in BR
>>856895
No, I can't.
So why do computers make sounds on tv or in the theatre?
>>857072
>>856894
>>856841
>I'm guessing you cut out frames, and of course speed it up, but are there any tricks to speed it up?
Not really. Also: Cutting out frames and speeding it up is pretty much the same thing, assuming constant fps.
You can always tinker with the framerate (if you set input fps to 50 and output fps to 25 you'll get a clip at double the speed with every second frame dropped), but the better way to adjust speed is tinkering with presentation timestamps (PTS), because it is completely independent of fps. Every frame has a timestamp when it will occur (eg: 00:00:01.200 would be the 37th frame of a clip at 30fps) and you can adjust them by multiplying it with a factor. If you muliply the old PTS with 0.50 (1.200 turns to 0.600) you double the speed. If you still enforce 30 fps, the same frame is now the 19th frame of a double speed clip.
just divide final length by total length of movie to get your PTS adjustment factor.
here's an example i just did with Oldboy. film has 120min, condensed into 2min, so by a factor of 60. here's the ffmpeg command to create the webm:
ffmpeg -i "Oldboy.mkv" -c:v libvpx -threads 4 -crf 10 -qmax 55 -b:v 200K -filter_complex "scale=-1:140:flags=lanczos,setpts=PTS/60" -an -sn -y "Oldboy - too long, didn't watch.webm"
note: if it plays back correctly, but the displayed length is wonky, just run it through ffpmeg a second time: ffmpeg -i "oldboy.webm" -c copy "oldboy.webm" so it recalculates the length down to the new total instantly.
>>857178
If you want to be fancy and make them for /gif/ and /wsg/ only you can also include sound and make them bigger. But at roughly 20 times normal speed it becomes unintelligible, let alone at 60 times here. The chain of atempo filters is neccessary, because FFmpeg has an arbitrary range restriction from 0.5 to 2.0 on the filter (so you have to go 60 = 2*2*2*2*2*1,875).
ffmpeg -i "Oldboy.mkv" -c:v libvpx -threads 4 -crf 10 -qmax 56 -b:v 230K -filter_complex "scale=-1:180:flags=lanczos,setpts=PTS/60;atempo=2,atempo=2,atempo=2,atempo=2,atempo=2,atempo=1.875" -c:a libvorbis -ac 1 -qscale:a 0 -ar 22050 -sn -y "Oldboy - too long, didn't watch (with sound).webm"
...which of course i can't post, because we've just hit the image limit :-/
New thread anyone?
anyone know/have this clip from a movie where a latina dances and says "do you like my moves" while a grumpy guy watches, then she says "oh shit they're here" (roughly) and goes to the door?
I've seen it posted a few time and can't remember what the movie its from is called
>>858212
yes pls
>>859653
thanks senpai
>>837407
what a great show
>>837411
back when dexter was well written
>>853823
kek
very nice show indeed
Requesting some season 1 Fargo,
>>837407
el fedora tiperino
>>837442
This was my movie of the year
Does anyone have the webm with dance with the dead- invader dubbed over footage from Star Wars?
>>856114
Its not, the show is based around gems and shit, so a gem powered mirror wouldnt be unheard of.
>>849094
>well- that's good to know
kek
>>848982
Aye.
Here's hoping for some Macbeth webms.
>>849094
I imagine this girl is exactly how the first line of sexbots would behave.
>take of your clothe-YEAH
>now go lay down on the be-YEH
