Post your Donald Trump webms
>>818602
Goddamn, Trump throwing spuds
>>818562
>>819001
He didn't want to take the dude's head off with a full power Trumpunch
>>819239
>the dude's
That's Vincent Kennedy McMahon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cup60p9pii8
>>819423
Future VP
>>818599
Thank you you glorious bastard, it's been taken off of YT.
contributing oc, please rate
Wish I had the full webm of this
>>818562
i would post tome of my hillary clinton webms but they got deleted.
>>820052
Nice
>>820534
It doesn't make the .webm funnier or less funny so why care?
>>818599
Killed me
>>818599
What gets me is that someone went through the trouble of making this.
>>818562
>>819230
>Obama
Subtle
>>820534
I don't know really. I don't even live in the us, so one part of me wants him to become president just so I can see what's gonna happen. And I really wanna see kanye west vs donald trump 2020
>>821466
The scary thing is he's probably the sanest of the GOP candidates, aside from maybe Jeb or Romney. He was on on mainstream TV for over a decade and is good friends with plenty of "liberals" in Hollywood and beyond, he's not as crazy as the news makes him out to be. He says a lot of stuff because he's used to being on TV rather than campaigning (where saying as little as possible is the norm) and his whole style is about being absurdly larger than life but at the end of the day he'd be no worse than Schwarzenegger was for California -- if anything he'd bring in a lot of new blood to shake things up, which really can't hurt at this point.
>>821466
I can respect that, you're just along for the show. I thought you were a comrade of the Red Bernie Brigade
>>821583
Topkek
>>819498
Why?
>>819230
TOP KEK
>>822415
noice.
>>822415
the things people do with computers these days
>>821257
Anyone have the trumperware version? I have a 7 minute mp4 but no idea how to cut it down and turn it into a webm.
>>824848
Truly amazing.
>>820534
does his answer effect your rating of his oc? If yes, you're part of the problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7TWHj-7ycQ
>>826916
Beautiful.
>>822648
that shit is fucking funny
>>820573
I'm legitimately trying to learn, in detail, about each candidate's history, where they stood and where they stand now. Right now, I'm leaning Trump. I can't believe it, but he seems like the right guy for right now. I really just want to see where he takes it. We've had politicians, who are all the same, running things for too long. I want to see what a guy like this would do. Even if he fails miserably, I just want to see what it looks like
>>821583
Where is this from? I know I've seen some clip from this before, but google gives me nothing.
>>826916
argument of the century.
its never gonna stop contradicting itself.
>>827028
Taiwanese news. If I could find the full video I'd have posted it.
"Tis a silly place."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
>>826916
wrong
>>821583
>that point and laugh
I can't breath.
>>827661
breathe*
I'm really glad none of you faggots will actually stop playing WoW long enough to vote.
Bernies going to wreck shit. Here's the thing.. Trump has never been elected for anything. Ever.
As far left as Bernie is, he can at least work with the far right retardicans to achieve a nice gooey center. Suck 10 dicks.
>inb4 Fuck off to /pol/
These webm's are funny though
>>820144
>post tome
Whole tomes? wheew that's alot
>>819230
that was fucking good top kek
>>828352
>implying Bernie's fanbase isn't NEETs and queers in weird 'creative' jobs.
>>828352
Yeah Bernie's potential voterbase is pretty considerable.
Unfortunately given they are all under 15 i dont really think it'll help him much in this election.
>>828219
Anybody know how this is made?
>>831088
88 dubs confirmes the second coming of Hitler is Trump.
>>821583
>Sanest of candidates
FTFY. Which is not a good thing, that's embarrassing for both the GOP AND the Democrats.
>>818562
>>818565
top kek
>>822415
gold
>>831192
>tfw i read that as "sexiest of the candidates"
>>831114
kek
>>831127
With an app called Ditty
>>821257
>>824851
here anons
>>832333
might be my new favorite webm
>>831114
fucking kek
>>828583
Well played
>>834311
should have been Brady coming out of the wall
>>828352
>Bernie
hahahahahahha
>>831114
I kek'd with the power of a thousand suns.
>>820052
Original song name?
>>836185
The Blue Wrath
>>831129
>party like its 1939.webm
But anon, the book burning was in 1933.
1939 was the blitzkrieg against Poland.
>>827661
ok boyega
>>836303
Does it really matter that much?
>>831200
this music is so generic it turned my "great value" food into blank boxes.
>>832333
Source on the music?
>>836303
Yhea, like, how many books do you think they had?
>>839061
MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー ·
>>819443
Does this marvel exist in webm format?
>>828369
Expecting Shrek is love parody. Not at all disappointed.
>>820868
>that filename
>not LA Noire boss battles
>>839176
hah!
>>820052
hittin them top notes
>>828219
These were literally never funny.
>>820052
Them nostalgias. Haven't watched Shaun of the Dead in years
Anyone have the one where all the candidates are trump?
>>827166
>Taiwanese news. If I could find the full video I'd have posted it.
>"Tis a silly place."
Why the hell isn't our news this fun?
>>819808
This is the alpha we need in charge of this destitute country
>>818562
>>832333
nice clip also...
nice trips
>>831114
hahaha
>>834608
I was really hoping
>>846294
Kek
>>831191
That Trump buzz lightyear at the end made my day
>>832333
this is the comfiest thing ever
>>832333
I want to hug him.
>>828352
>unironically calling people retardicans
>accuses others of being idiots
Bernie's done dude, he can't fucking win his own primary. Hillary's your gal, have fun trying to explain to everyone why you're voting for foreign wars and bank bailouts.
![GOP_ Donald Trump - Speech at Republican Jewish Coalition Presidential Forum (12-3-15) PART [2_3].webm](https://i.imgur.com/kIWpmFx.jpg "GOP_ Donald Trump - Speech at Republican Jewish Coalition Presidential Forum (12-3-15) PART [2_3].webm")
>>831114
epic
>>828352
>implying you'd be welcome on /pol/
try "Fuck off to Reddit", friend :^)
>>844318
How would it scare us into submission if it was funny?
9+11=LIES
>>818599
omg
>>854495
Oy vey
>>831120
I remember when people said the same thing about Obama. Good times.
>>857834
Seconded, people should join the discussion with something that isn't a joke or leave
>>857839
This entire election is a joke. The GOP is rolling out its most incompetent group of candidates to date. The Democrats have Hilary, who sucks but sucks nowhere near as bad as the BEST of the GOP candidates right now and only gets the level of hate she does because she's a woman. Bernie is a strong damn candidate, but the media isn't talking about him- they're too busy sucking Trump's dick. So with their mouths full, they can't say much about the guy who isn't in the pocket of the corporations that bankroll them.
>>854486
>Getting two strong independent black women to bait in Amerifats...
I live in a small island far far away from the land of freedom. Can someone please explain this clueless anon what's all about this trump? He is not good for president? Or he just is/try to be funny?
>>818562
>American only has one Presidential Candidate: Trump
is democracy dead?
>>859024
blowing up the res was a bad idea
>>857967
Anyone?
>>839013
Is that a genuine ad?
Is that seriously how "politics" look in burgerland?
>>859865
I think it's from Trumps personal Instagram, it's called having a laugh.
>>857853
Do we still call it bait, or is it satire, now?
>>854495
So fucking based
>>857853
>Bernie
>strong candidate
nigger if your own fucking even in Seattle and two others (can't remember specific locations) get shut down because amerifat niggers are able to just push him off the stage while he does nothing, then he doesn't deserve to be president.
>>859865
Its from his instagram, the videos are great, I wouldn't doubt it if he makes them himself
fresh oc, but my first one
>>861193
This is bad and you should feel bad.
Dumping OC 8 Bit goodness.
>>861981
>>861983
>>861984
>>861985
>>861986
>>861990
>>861991
>>861994
>>861995
/pol/ edition
>>832333
I'm unironically starting to like Vaporwave.
Is something wrong with me?
>>862047
>I like to listen and believe what the big group says instead of forming my own individual opinion
Of course there's nothing wrong with you, there's plenty of good vaporwave tracks and albums.
>>818562
>>862006
i WAS EXPETCING MORE BUT GO LETSS!
>>862074
What did you want to see anon?
>>832333
This guy is fearless.
Look at that smug face. He knows he dances like shit, yet he keeps going.
A true hero.
Also best webm of the week.
>>850389
but... the bank bailouts were mostly spearheaded by the republicans, as well as putting us into the hundred years war Mk. II.
>>828352
>[The current year]
>thinking /pol/ likes sanders
uwotm80
I like Donald trump because he tells it like it is
>>854495
charming the snake, so based.
>>863063
>but... the bank bailouts were mostly spearheaded by the republicans, as well as putting us into the hundred years war Mk. II.
Why do people like you always talk about Rebublicans and Democrats? You are being fooled. That's just a single party. It's the establishment. They both perform a show to get votes, but ultimately they decide everything in a bipartisian way. You see, Bush started the Patriot Act stuff, and Obama made it worse.
The point is that in the US you won't become a powerful politician unless you are being paid by some interest group. You have virtually zero chance to become a Senator unless some big group pays for your election campaign costs. And big business has the most money. It doesn't matter whether the next President will be called Rubio or Clinton, they are both establishment politicians and will decide exactly the same stuff. They'll just use different names. If banks go bust it doesn't matter whether it's Rubio or Hillary, if they get called by their owners and get told "bail out those banks" they'll do it. Rubio will perhaps say he defends America and Hillary will claim that the banks going bust is a conspiracy and a part of the war on women.
It's establishment versus anti-establishment. The anti-establishment guy on the GOP ticket is Trump, the anti-establishment guy on the DEM ticket is Sanders. I respect Sanders for not being a member of the political mafia. I just don't agree with his political positions. He's the ultimate example of an old white men telling us how bad old white men are, and he's a real Socialist. Take a look at Venezuela. They have huge oil resources, yet they have to import their fuel and they have the biggest inflation on the planet. Take a look at what socialism did in Eastern Europe. That's what socialism does for you.
Sanders won't make it, he doesn't have the money. He's basically like Ron Paul. Not establishment, but he doesn't have the money. Trump is self-funding and can win the nomination.
>>844362
i'd prefer a cultural marxist transsexual instead.
>>828352
>/pol/
>not knowing that /pol/ sucks Trump dick every second of every day
How the fuck new are you?
>>850389
>have fun trying to explain to everyone why you're voting for foreign wars and bank bailouts
Lolwhut? Jill Stein doesn't support either of those things.
>>857971
>American only has one good Presidential Candidate: Trump
Fixed that for you.
>>818562
freshly made
>>864683
bretty gud
>>844362
you might be gay
getting a strange cult of personnality vibe in burgerland from these videos. I guess it's part of having a meme running in every election
>>831129
Mmmm, the Konnigratzer March.
>>821385
Is that the real trump?
>>826916
That's amazing
>>844362
Nice B8
>>822525
Because whoever made Attack On Titan has a stick up their ass.
>>819239
my sides
cant stump the trump chant
>>819230
fucking excellent.
>>831114
Would have meant something if it was the same clip.
>>857890
>It won't work
>>818599
Meh, at least have some drunk mexicans trying to climb over a fence or something.
>>865125
Has meme magic gone too far?
>>865799
>Freedom H8s Trump.webm
It already crashed a plane called 4u near Bains with no survivors, so yeah.
OC
>>865949
with sound
>>820052
Love it. Blue Wrath is one of my fav songs
I think the whole world will laugh hard if Trump is elected.
We will laugh at you guys for 4 entire years.
Then we will weep when your country does all kinds of dick moves because you elected an incompetent clown to the office.
>>844362
Is he morbidly curious what fresh hellhole America would turn into under President trump
Can we get some webms from tonight's debate?
Trump got blown the fuck out desu senpai. Even Yeb made him look like a cuckolded beta bitch boy
Making some webm's of tonights debate.
Here's the first
>>866294
Jeb is over.
>>866238
>Trump got blown the fuck out desu senpai. Even Yeb made him look like a cuckolded beta bitch boy
Shill harder fuccboi.
JEB BTFO
>>864683
Song name?
>>866363
Oh that's gold
pure solid gold
>>866324
Jeb reminds me of the kid in class who gets hit with a paper ball and just turns around and looks.
>>866395
Exactly what I was thinking.
>>866349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Diu2N8TGKA
>>826916
that is so well fucking edited. that's just insane!
>>839018
the music was so bad I got what you meant
>>850389
kek
>>864723
Yes. He was hosting that show a few weeks ago.
>>854486
BILL DAT WALL
>>866363
fucking great
>>866363
Well, I have to say, one of the best webms I have ever seen about politicians... KEK
>>854495
>the best thing that could happen to israel
lol
>>866303
>sh-shill!
Sorry, Mr. Cuck, but you're wrong. I don't see how the hell you fags actually think Trump does well in these debates. He gets blown the fuck out every single time, and then goes and whines to the media about the media.
He has no idea what he's doing on the debate state
>>863244
Most of Trump's supporters are young people who think he's going to change things. People my age thought the same about Obama and look how that turned out. Anyone who has been through a couple of election cycles knows the parties are playing both sides against each other so they can keep the cash coming in.
>>866479
Well I hope Larry David meant what he said
>>866711
Is it worth my time to vote for an independent? I know he won't really win, but the two parties don't deem very helpful if this is how it is.
>>866898
I voted for Jill Stein in 2012, and will do so again in 2016. You should always vote for a third party candidate if their views match yours. There are two main reasons, one practical and one philosophical.
1. Two party candidates aren't looking for individual votes. They don't care about winning the popular count. All they want is electoral votes (state level shit). So if you live in a state like Texas or California, whose electoral votes will always reliably go to one party or another, your vote means absolutely nothing if you vote for a major party candidate. They don't give a shit about you.
But third party candidates, by contrast, DO care about how many individual votes they get. After all, the threshold for them to be included in the presidential debates is 5 percent. If they can get 5 percent of the popular vote, they're absolutely made. That's the goal they're shooting for. So no matter what state you live in, if you and all your friends vote for a third party candidate, you're actually doing them a tiny favor, unlike if you vote for a major party candidate, in which case you're just throwing your vote away.
(I mean, practically speaking I guess your vote is insignificant on a national scale either way, but it has zero significance if you vote for a major party, whereas it has non-zero (albeit negligible) significance if you vote for a third party.)
2. The philosophical reason to vote third party is that it is preferable to vote for the person you most agree with, regardless of whether they have a chance of winning or not. If you compromise your values and vote for the lesser of two evils, then you have to shamefully admit that you voted for someone, when they get into office and inevitably start fucking shit up and just generally being a gigantic pawn of the mega-banks or whatever. If you vote for a third party candidate, you keep your conscience clean. A friend of mine voted for Barack Obama in 2012, for example, and now regrets it.
>>866898
Depending on the views of your 3rd party candidate and the state you live in a vote for a 3rd party is potentially a vote for the side you don't want to win.
In 200 someone who would typically vote for Nader would be more on the Dem side of things, by not voting for the Dems they were depriving that side of a vote and effectively voting for the GOP. A vote for Nader was a vote for Bush essentially. And considering the closeness of that race every vote did count.
That said, if you live anywhere other than a swing state, by all means vote for whoever the fuck you want, because it barely matters.
>>867076
>philosophical reason
Fuck off.
>>867113
Fuck, forgot to post/steal this
>>867113
>Fuck off.
What? The philosophical reason is the only one that really has any motivating power, since the practical reason is a rather moot point anyway, since your vote hardly matters either way, on a national scale.
All that really matters on an individual level is keeping your own conscience clean, and voting for the person who most represents YOU.
>>867120
Definitely one of the greatest simpsons episodes of all time.
>>867113
Fuck you, I voted for Nader because I believed in him.
>>867676
There is a strong argument to be made that votes act as a form of speech, and thus if you really hate both the other candidates it costs you nothing to vote for someone else and gives you the power to send a message. It can inform the parties on what issues they need to work on (Woah, we lost a bunch of votes to that candidate who only cares about making college cheap, we should add that to our platform to try and get his voters) and also send a message to other voters (11%? That's more than I expected, maybe it wouldn't have been a waste to vote for her. Maybe next time.)
Bernie Sanders got his seat in the senate after 3 or 4 failed campaigns, but every time voters saw that a sizable minority had voted for him and gained confidence to vote for him the next time around. And following Naders run in 2000, the Democrats have become (at least media-wise) much more progressive and "green".
At the end of the day, the president has far less power than Congress or local government. You should care more about your senate race than the presidency, and you should know more about your town council members than the president. You can actually make a difference at the local level, and your representatives and senators actually write the laws. The president just signs stuff and gives speeches. He "Presides" over the federal system.
>>854486
DATS RITE
>>861193
are you tone deaf?
>>865125
TRUMP IS MAKING MEMES REAL
>>866324
>the policies we suffered under...other presidents
holy shit lol. Brilliant moment, Trump drops the facade just long enough for you to realize he's not someone to be fucked with
>>866324
>under "other presidents"
god DAMN! that might be his best stumping yet.
class incoming
>>868668
Can't wait to vote for this man
>>868668
I may actually vote for this guy just to see the ensuing chaos and unprecedented levels of liberal butthurt. It's not like there are any better options this election.
OC
>>866363
I hope Jeb doesn't drop out. I love watching him get teased.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMGVm9kWPQs
if trump doesnt get elected america is guaranteed finished
>>866294
>d-d-d-doesn't m-m-m-matter
>>866294
LOL Jeb got fucking REKT
>>860768
he let two nigras have their say, which is asking the lines is what Bernie says all the time. His only mistake was letting photos be taken while he looked the way he did, for niggers like you to look at and make weak/strong judgements. lol fucking faggot. i bet you care about Behghazi too
>>818562
Nightmare status: Trump vs. Hillary
Ideal World: Paul vs. Sanders
>>870897
He's a wimp, anon. If he can't stand up to Trump, he can't stand up to world leaders.
>>870901
This tbhfam
>>866363
phenomenal
>can't attack Trump without shamelessly misrepresenting him
>unironically believes in Marxist """"economics""""
>>871047
the problem with electing bernie is that he will die in office
"Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate."
>>871047
>Gets asked question
>Goes on unrelated tangent instead
That desperation.
>>871056
As a side-note, note the language in this law. It uses "he" as a pronoun for the president. This is historically the proper way to do it; when the gender is unknown or undetermined, one assumes the masculine gender and operates with that. In certain languages, you have to do this all the time (e.g. if there are multiple words for "someone", "no one", etc).
>>871054
I think he is only marginally better than Clinton. While Sanders has bad values, Clinton has no values at all.
>>818562
I miss when webs/gifs were just clips of stuff and not "funny" edits.
>>871101
what the fuck? go shit in someone else's thread.
>>871101
make sense, people don't be a nigger even if you're black. try to stay civilized
>>870747
>lol fucking faggot. i bet you care about Behghazi too
lol americans were left to die to win an election who cares
yeah fuck you
