HONEY GIFS AND WEBMS FUCK DO I LOVE HONEY
are you okay anon?
>>1150574
Honey is just so great
>>1150568
im worried about you.
this all i got. pretend its a bottle of honey.
>>1150581
I'll take it even though that would be some low-ass-viscous honey. Thanks friend!
Virtual honey 1
Virtual honey 2
I think I'm out of material, I have a couple left but they're mp4 so I can't post them and I'm on my phone so I won't be able to convert them until I get to my computer
you still there?
>>1150586
do you want a link to where you can convert on mobile? you need a dropbox though
Oh god my fucking cock fuck
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/mysterious-zombie-bee-scourge-reaches-southern-us-40078077
goodbye honey my old friend
>>1150601
wait. this your fetish?
>>1150568
Good thread. Did you know honey is also very good to help heal injuries and stuff like that ? Also it doesn't rot. Ever. Some honey was found in jars in egyptan pyramids and was still edible although it was thousands of years old.
Literally god's food if there is one
>>1150746
It is now.
>>1150758
It's the bee's knees
>>1150571
holy shit
>>1150758
how about leaving it out in the open, in a swamp or something
that shit is full of sugar and nice things, it should rot more easily
>>1150864
It doesn't rot by itself..... I don't exactly know how to explain it properly but even if you left it open in an unclean bathroom/swamp/whatever it won't rot unless a live beign tampers with it
(i know i know... muh bacteria etc etc... it just won't rot)
>>1150568
I won't understand why people love so much bee-vomit.
>>1150586
All they'd need to do is color it white and they'd have cum.
>>1150878
trabajar su Ingles, por favor.
or, alterantively
>>1150876
It's precisely because of the amount of sugar that it doesn't rot. Like with salted meat (or salt on a slug), the amount of sugar pulls water out of any bacteria by osmosis to the extent that it kills them before they can do anything to cause decomposition (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osmosis). As I understand it, honey has other antibiotic properties, too, which mean decomposer organisms don't have a chance!
If you like it so much why don't you marry it
>>1150568
Why are bears posting on 4chan?
>>1150920
Why marry something if you already own
t.me and your mom
>>1150926
:-(
>>1150851
>>1150851
>>1150851
>>1150851
>>1150851
Underrated post
>>1150900
There's also little to no oxygen in honey for bacteria to metabolize.
Also, dubs.
>>1150900
Also small amounts of hydrogen peroxide which is an antibacterial agent.
So why exactly is bee vomit so edible???? You wouldn't think some bee throwing up it's food would actually be delicious and actually kind of good for you
>>1150571
this is NSFW
what do the bees eat when we take all their hard-earned honey?
>>1151573
Bees eat nectar you illiterate fuck.
Honey is puke, wax is shit.
>>1150569
mmm thats good
>>1150573
is that the Dragon Slayer?
>>1150568
suspected bear
>>1150571
Oh fuck yes
>>1151579
That's bullshit m8. Bees store honey as well as pollen as food reserves.
>>1151573
Any decent bee-keeper will make sure their bees are always well fed and protected in exchange for the honey they provide.
I love me some thicc honey
>>1151579
they eat the honey too you retard
jesus fuck, why do you think they make it?
If you guys really like honey and have a back yard, please beekeep! The bees need you anons. Save them.
>>1151573
Bee keepers feed their bees and not take every last drop. They always leave enough for winter. :3
>>1150576
Fuck I thought I was the only one.
>>1150568
>ITT people eating bee vomit
ewww
>>1152224
Sugary sweet and perfect for biscuts
>But vomit, ew
Would you rather have something that comes out of the bottom of a cow?
Pancakes are topped with tree jizz anyway, if it's good, eat it.
>celery is stupid tho
>>1152349
I'm not from India, so I don't eat cow shit.
Trees are primary producers. Nothing wrong with eating stuff from primary producers, it's when it's secondary or later that it gets yucky.
>>1150573
I just want to shove my face in that and lick that up.
>>1150579
Thick!
This thread is slowly turning me into a bear.
Where to eat it? On bread? Where?
>>1152511
From your finger. That's the only good answer.
>>1151867
kek'd
What's the name of that one device that has a bunch of artifact honey combs that releases all the honey stored inside and can be immediately reused afterwards?
>>1152881
Never mind, I found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbMV9qYIXqM
>>1152511
toasted english muffin with butter & honey
>>1152197
Wait, wait, wait, are you telling me you DON'T throw up and shit into jars, then store the in your pantry shelves just for the fuck of it?
The fuck is wrong with you, anon?
>>1150568
For some reasson, I find this rather lewd.
>>1150568
Calm down, Pooh.
anon please
my dick can only get so hard
Does harvesting the honey hurt the bees in any way?
Or does it just make them mad they have to rebuild shit?
>>1153655
It doesn't harm the bees. Bee keepers are basically just taking the excess. They never take it all (unless they're a shit bee keeper)
What the fuck is wrong with you people, saying it's lewd?
Watching this is almost like watching a person killed for me. All those bees life essence, being sliced in half to sweeten our tea.
>>1153679
>basing opinions from ignorance
>accurate punctuation anyway
Get your priorities right.
>>1153679
If you knew anything about beekeeping you would know that only the excess honey is harvested. The bees are left with more than enough to survive, so quit being such a pussy.
>>1152884
this is amazing
This thread is my proudest fap!
![c75PKht[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/59bRWbd.jpg "c75PKht[1].webm")
I'm back and finally got this converted to webm, the quality isn't great which is a shame because it's one of my favorite honey gifs.
64 posts without one honey webm or gif comeon step it up friends. Although I guess I can't say that because after posting this I'm out of material again.
Here's a link to this webm but higher quality
https://i.imgur.com/c75PKht.gifv
I suppose this is a stupid question but does honey straight off the comb like this taste like honey out of the jar, or do they add sugar to it
>>1153938
The huge brands or cheap chinese brands unnecessarily add sugar or sometimes even corn syrup to their honeys to amp up sweetness and cut cost (and maybe mask their low quality honey) but most honey you can buy is more or less straight from the hive with a filtering stage to remove beeswax in between.
Some people even like eating cuts of beeswax with the honey still in the comb but the wax doesn't have much flavor and has an odd texture to me. There's also a lot of different flavors of honey depending on what types of bees made it, where they made it, and even what the bees ate and what flowers they pollinated.
Being that honey has those anti-fungal, anti-bacterial, anti-virus, and general anti-going-bad qualities that above anons suggested it's not much of a risk buying some small local beekeeper's honey or even buying a jar off a neighbor with beehives and you can find some really tasty honeys for cheap.
Here's a video of a small beekeeper cutting and packaging squares of honeycomb to add some more honey related stuff to the thread
https://youtu.be/gayDlEYeaKw
>>1153956
with honey it's usually best to try and buy it locally, not just because you want to support your local beekeep but because it's tailored to your specific geographic location and can have neat health benefits as well as helping boost your allergy resistance pretty drastically
>>1150568
>WelcomeCourageousEft
<HAHAHAHAHA!
To the ultimate autist who has been using his "funny" random filenames for years now: you're not funny. You're shit.
I never save your webms, I never laugh at your posts, I only feel deep pity for you.
You clearly spend a lot of time doing what you do and you're proud of it. But there's nothing to be proud of. Your filenames are garbage. Not inventive, not funny, not even slightly amusing. They only make me want to scroll past your files.
>>1154072
>this person browses /wsg/ too much
>this person tripfags on /wsg/"
>this person is upset over filenames
>this person is so upset over filenames he needs to make posts like these
>on a thread about honey
Chill and reevaluate your life.
>>1154084
lol forgot tripcodes transfer between boards.
>>1152224
Daily reminder that eggs are just chicken menstrual discharge.
>>1154251
delicious delicious menstrual discharge
>>1154072
>Mongoloid retard niggerfaggot doesn't recognize autogenerated webm for retards filenames
kys
>>1154251
Wine is just rotten grapes
>>1154296
>hates on honey because muh bee vomit
>likes menstrual discharge
can't make this shit up
>>1154351
he's not the one who was hating on it, that was me, and I don't eat eggs for the same reason.
>>1154356
vegan ?
>>1154356
I bet you eat plant sperm, faggot.
>>1150880
JESUS FUCK. SFM CREATORS TAKE THIS MANS ADVICE
>>1154356
menstrual discharge is the shit man. anytime, any kind
>>1150568
Fucking hell OP, I understand you. Honey's the beesknees.
>>1150568
this kills the honeycomb
>>1152154
You make beekeepers sound like pimps.
>>1154072
>tripfag is an ignorant retard
gee, what a surprise
>>1154610
Isn't that the bee wax?
>>1154610
Beekeeper here
That top white layer is usually thrown in a vat and drained for extra honey
After that it can be used for candles or whatever or just thrown away
The actual comb itself can either be centrifuged to get all the honey out or cut up into squares to be boxed as is
You can use a butter knife and spread the comb with the honey on crackers, it's absolutely delicious
I'll also answer other bee questions if you're interested
>>1154699
what do you think about bees?
>>1154699
Are you concerned about flies laying eggs in your bees?
>>1154699
how expensive is it to run a hobbiest size apiary?
>>1154782
100-1000
>>1154699
How many hives? Do you sell your bee's honey or honeycombs? How long does it take for the hive to be ready for "harvest"
>>1154764
Love em
Bees are our friends
>>1154779
No, mites are the bigger problem
That and wasps, fuck wasps
>>1154782
Not terribly expensive. If you sell stuff locally, like at a farmer's market, you should be able to pay for it with the products
It's even cheaper if you have carpentry experience and can build your own bee box
>>1155236
Once had 9 hives to take care of, but now more like 4.
I mostly give the products away to friends and family, not sell it
Theoretically you could have a hive produce honey in the fall if you started it in the spring, but usually it takes them a year or so to get enough honey to harvest without causing them starvation problems in the winter
>>1155247
what would you start out with if you want a beehive?
So there's a giant beehive on the tree in my backyard and I wanted the honey from it but it's like 15 feet up.
So I decided to try and knock it down with a knife. I have some old buck knives from hunting and I figure if I throw it just right it'll cut the stem and fall down.
Here's the problem tho, I threw the fucker and I was short by a bit and instead of hitting the stem it went right into the hive and got stuck.
Here's where my day goes to shit.
First of all proceeding the failed knife attempt a swarm of fucking bees started flooding out of this thing and as soon as I saw it I booked it for my house.
Once instead they didn't stop, these fuckers were humping my door frame trying to get in, and this is where I also found out these aren't bees. They are fucking hornets, yes a fucking hornet nest was what I thought was a bee hive.
These fuckers are pissed and now have been swarming around my back yard for 2 days now. I don't even want to attempt to go out back because of them. If my garage wasn't located in the front of my house I don't even think I would leave my house.
How the fuck do I get rid of these fuckers now?
>>1153841
Jesus I so much want to lick that.
Mmmmmm botulism
>>1155403
Look lad, I thought it would work since the blade is pretty big and i figured it would likely hit the sharp edge
>>1155410
Unless you're under 1 year old or have the world's worst immune system you don't have to worry about that from honey my poor sheltered boy
>>1155429
Wasn't knocking it, the botulism gives it a dangerous taste
>>1155432
I got myself infected with AIDS just so I could enjoy honey more
That FLOW hive seems like a cool clean way to get honey from the bees, but you miss out on that godly ooze coming from cutting the comb off the frames/base.
>>1155977
You have to open the hives regardless of whether or not you have the FLOW hive. You have to check how the bees are doing and if there are any mites.
>>1154357
No, I eat flesh, just not waste products.
>>1154438
Seeds are from primary producers, I got no problem with that shit. Discharge from secondary producers and later are disgusting.
>>1154484
>pic related
>>1155374
>fucked a hornet nest
Godspeed anon, you're fucked
hey idk if anyone cares but a lot of these images were put in a popular post on imgur 22 hours ago. Of course 4chan wasnt mentioned anywhere.
http://imgur.com/gallery/23nAo
>>1150568
Right, so, honey feeds bee babies, right?
When people harvest honey, are there tons of bee baby parts in it?
>>1156057
>4chan wasnt mentioned anywhere
that's a good thing retard
>>1156062
Honey feeds the entire colony during winter
That includes babies in winter, but the rest of the year, they're fed pure nectar instead
And honey WOULD include bee larvae if it weren't for something called the queen excluder
In man-made bee boxes, the honey for human use is put into another box on top of the main hive called the "souper"
Between the main hive and this extra area is a grate that is big enough for bees to get through but not the queen, so she can't get up into the souper and lay eggs
This means the souper gets filled up with just honey and can be harvested by humans without risking the colony's honey supply for the winter
THICC THREAD
>>1156118
Shut up, nerd.
>>1156121
Don't hate
I don't like honey bit I certainly like these gifs and webumbs
>>1156057
Maybe they weren't from here.
>love honey
>whenever I eat it I get sick
True suffering
>>1152224
You drank discharge from your moms tits.
>>1151542
That's this entire thread m8
>>1156856
I was a baby, I didn't know better.
>>1150568
honey is gud
honey is bad
>>1156057
Not surprising, people commonly just download every image of a good thread and post it as an imgur gallery to make a killing in the "karma" market.
Peanut butter and honey sandwiches are GOAT
>>1155374
>mfw
What a way to go.
>>1157267
Pathetic excuse. If you're born stupid, you're bound to die stupid. Fucking step up your game already, you lactose-licking lump of lard.
>>1150568
YESSSS! Delicious bee vomit!
>>1157517
>you are determined to be stupid
>please change your personality
Flawless logic.
>>1155374
Why the fuck haven't you called pest control yet
>>1155374
A word for all anons: if it looks like a beehive out of a Winnie the Pooh cartoon, you know, a pale white hive hanging from a branch - it's not a beehive, it's hornets. Honeybees like to set up inside of ready-to-go structures, like an old hollow tree or the rotten insides of your back porch.
One other thing: you think bee stings hurt? You think wasp stings hurt? You've felt nothing till you've been stung by a big fat hornet. If you spot one of their nests in your yard, do yourself a favor and call a pest control company.
>>1154581
Bitch better have my honey
>>1155997
as someone who doesnt have any experience in beekeeping, they show the see-through portions of the the FLOW hive, is that not enough to check on the bees?
>>1154087
>lol
>shitting on filenames
>is a faggot
fuck off to where ever you came and leave this beautiful thread alone
I am rather enjoying this thread, please continue Honey-knowledgable/Beekeeper anons.
>>1153956
What do you do with the combs anyway? dice em up and put them in your tea?
>>1153956
I suddenly woke up this morning with a desire to advertise interest to getting experience handling bees/honey harvesting. Also had some ideas to having my own hive.
>Neighbours have children
>Mum has dogs
>We have a shed that doesn't have complete protection from outside
>Dirt would end up in the honey
>Mum does stuff in the garden
I suppose it wouldn't hurt, if we talk about it.
>>1151471
This
>>1152358
Don't eat cow shit, but can't poo in the loo.
>>1155374
the poor unaware neighbours
>>1150569
when you finally home and can your dump
ITT /bear/ posting general
>>1152349
syrup isn't jizz, that's the pollen
>>1155374
learn parkour, run up the tree and kick the beehive off
Is there such a thing as synthetic/artificial honey. It seems like it'd be relatively easy to make, somehow.
>>1162327
what qualities are you looking for in your artificial honey?
>>1150573
maldito recaptcha
>>1155374
/diy/ got you covered.
>>1157503
Put some banana in that motherfucker.
It's absolutely amazing.
>>1150578
This fits the song castles in the sky by ian van dahl
>>1162382
jesus fuck anon
>>1153956
>gayDIE
>>1154913
I love me some salty milk and coins. :)
>>1150576
if cum tasted like honey i would be a flaming faggot
>>1155374
Go crazy, where a whole bunch of layers with goggles and get a bandoleer of wasp killer. Rambo those muthafackaz
>>1162382
Damn I love it. This guy is pissed.
>>1150568
i dub thee honey banana.
>>1162382
Did it work?
>>1152358
You eat what my food eats and that offends me.
>>1155977
Beekeeper anon here. Bees are our friends, the flow hive is not good for the bees. Bees are not fucking nigger slaves. Respect them.
>>1163260
whats wrong with the flowhive?
>>1155374
Get a make shift flamethrower and protect yourself then torch the fuckers down. They don't take to fire too well.
>>1162851
You already are
>>1157609
>dat filename
You were born a child of dragons, what could you possibly fear?
>>1155374
call an exterminator fucktard, why did it take you 2 days to think of a solution. nigga you have google.
>>1154316
>Mongoloid retard niggerfaggot doesn't recognize copypasta
end thyself
>>1152358
> Chickens shitting out eggs
> Cows pissing out milk with tons of pus and additives
>>1155374
Burn the house down
>>1162851
How do you know it doesn't?
>>1150568
Damn Winnie, chill the fuck out
>>1155374
Oh nigga you dead
>>1152900
This is a correct answer.
>>1162382
10/10 Will try if I have this problem.
>>1162851
it does, anon.
go for it
>>1155374
Call a fucking exterminator, you don't fuck with hornets especially not a big nest like that. Even if you're not allergic you don't want to be on the business end of that swarm.
am i the only one who cant upload any images right now?
>>1155374
>>1157669
Speaking of flying stinging things. The neighbor in my apartment building had a bee hive recently built into the wood decking above him. They're pretty chill but they're now getting into his apartment and our landlady is procrastinating to fix the situation. I want to capture some when it swarms and I hear local beekeepers can capture some via a light vacuum...any advice?
>>1164081
If the hive hasn't been there very long you may have no problems getting to the queen but with it being midsummer there could be several combs already depending on the nectar flow in your area and the queen is likely chillin' in the brood nest which is often in the back of the hive.
If you're really interesting in capturing it, get yourself either a full bee suit or at least a hood and see if you can get a glimpse of how far back the hive goes. I'd recommend doing this after the sun goes down as they're likely to be more pacified late in the evening. Obviously, a smoker would help with this tremendously. If you see a bunch of comb, you may need to either contact a service or get in touch with your local beekeping association to get some help because it's not that uncommon to have to break out a recip. saw and tear our wall sections to get the bulk of the hive out in larger urban swarms. If you don't see much comb it's just a matter of seeing if you can find the queen and get her out of the hive and into either a box or a small nucleus hive. Once she's in, her pheromones will eventually bring all the workers in as well. After the majority of the hive is in, carefully collect all the combs from the hive in the same box/nuc hive (brood comb in the back, closest to the queen) and take it home.
>>1164081
Sorry, forgot to say that I don't have any experience with using a vacuum but I've read that many other people rave about their usefulness. However, vacuum or not, if you aren't able to get to the brood nest and get the queen out of the hive, you're gonna have a bad time.
http://www.prairierockhoney.com
Best honey in the world
>>1153655
Bees are the Asians of the insect kingdom. As long as they have a task they'll get that shit done
>>1153655
Those little guys(actually ladys, the males just mate and do fuck all) are just really productive and store way more honey than they would need to survive.
The only bees that really get hurt are ones that get crushed when you're working on or opening up the hive. But, you also have to consider that a beekeeper will treat diseases, put them in a good location and feed/water them if needed.
Now, all that being said, really large scale commercial operations can be pretty difficult to watch sometimes, lots getting crushed, hives not checked on as often etc
>>1162362
kek
>>1163885
Just get a fucking flamethrower and destroy the nest afterwards, that's how the exterminators did for me, no wasps for 2 years now and counting.
>>1150568
>we drink cow and bee semen
God dayum i love being ontop of da food chain
>>1150584
Thats a 3D animation?!? Fuck.
>>1162362
i get it
very kek
>>1150568
I got you, Senpai
>>1164848
sauce please
>>1164863
Shokugeki no Soma
>>1152224
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_crop_plants_pollinated_by_bees
Majority of food you consume everyday wouldn't be possible without help of honey bees vomit.
>>1164205
Thanks. I found a a local chapter of my state's Beekeepers Association. I'll see what options they have and we can run it by the landlady. We first saw those guys last fall, and she has yet to do anything.
I really don't want to risk pulling the boards by myself unless I have full gear.
>>1150568
I was a beekeeper once.
shit's crazy
>>1163277
what do the bees feed larvae?
what does the flow hive constantly drain from the hive?
problem solved.
>>1163284
most things don't take fire too well
>>1164848
l-lewd~
It's not honey but it's amber colored and looks delicious
>>1161648
geez man, eat more fibre
>>1165039
But you would only take the excess, same as with a regular hive. It doesnt constantly drain honey, you control when and how much to drain. It's exactly like a regular hive, only you don't take the frames out to scrape the honey out, instead you do the draining thing.
>>1154055
Goddamn, if that's true regarding allergies, I'm going to do the fuck out of that. This time of year really puts the hate on my sinuses.
The more i scroll through the more it looks like a fetish thread
>>1166344
I'm actually extremely disappointed that there's no honey incorporated into this at all
>>1166354
Yeah, you can see the wire connected through the back of the handle in the first one and the second webm looks like he's almost melting away the cap wax by going so slowly
>>1166351
You can tell she's sweet though.
>>1162362
kek, kinda sad
>>1166358
Actually she's diabetic
Does royal jelly have any benefit whatsoever for humans?
>>1166417
use it as lube. trust me.
>>1152884
This is great.
>>1166344
Go away faggot, take your shitty waifu elsewhere
>>1150851
topest kek
.>>1152884
As a bee keeper i am very skeptical about this.
>>1150573
I really need to get a heated knife. Decapping is a bitch.
>tfw all your hives died due to CCD
>>1152224
I imported 5 gallons of some Honeydew honey from New Zealand. It is some really strong shit. It is made from aphid and scale insect shit that the bees eat, vomit up and turn into honey.
>>1152349
>>1162116
Syrup is tree "blood". You poke holes into it and bleed out the sap then spend forever boiling the sap water down to a certain color.
>>1162382
lol That was a fake post made after an anon replied to a >>>/diy/ thread about getting rid of bees. He said to park a lawnmower over it.
>>1154072
This is pasta.
>>1155374
I think even australians don't fuck with hornets.
And australians fuck with crocodiles, kangaroos, other australians and emus, fuck emus.
You are as good as dead.
>>1167506
>CCD
Shit sucks bro, I really wish we could figure out what's doing this so I wouldn't have to get new hives every few years
>>1157697
underrated.
>>1154699
Opinions on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
>>1154055
I hate when people say this. There is zero studys/ evidence that shows this works.
>>1166351
But she's doing it for her honey.
>>1150851
got me chuckling to myself. nice.
>>1152204
what if i live in the middle of a city? how do?
>>1168114
Do it on the front stoop to keep intruders away.
>>1155247
what do bees do during the winter? what kind of care do they require? where could i learn how to do this?
>>1150568
This is the weirdest boner
>>1167997
I find myself listening to this on repeat sometimes
>>1168119
Bees in the winter spend the entire time being comfy
They live entirely off of their honey that they spent the previous year building up
To combat the cold, all the bees in the hive all gather around the queen and vibrate slightly
This makes the temperature in the middle rise to keep the queen going
Then all the bees slowly cycle themselves to the center to get warm and slowly get pushed to the outside by other bees, then start all over again
From a beekeeping perspective, harvesting honey can sometimes leave them with not enough reserves for the whole hive to make it through winter, so you can supply the boxes with containers of sugar water if you're worried about them
>>1154699
what is your opinion about wasps?
>>1164891
pollination is an entirely different thing from honey, idiot
>>1168193
FUCK
WASPS
If I had a button that got rid of all wasps forever I would push it
>>1168169
thx beekeeperanon. i'll look into local rules/support on this issue.
>>1155374
It's been a week, how's hornetbro doing?
