meh, but you have a lot of stand up right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri0qiAita4s
>>1143487
I have a 2.95mb default I forgot to turn off.
>>1143488
Not posting because it's good. He's a Dane Cook rip off.
>>1143478
I wish men were still men, college is filled with man-child effeminate degenerates and its depressing
Anybody got any Doug Stanhope?
Not stand-up.
But, anyways.
ANYONE pales before Benny Hill.
>>1145742
>>1143828
The world is changing! Be happy to be a part of it, you fucking loser.
>>1145745
>>1145799
>>1145890
>>1143937
Looks staged honestly
>>1143478
This dude sounds too much like Stanhope, not that its a bad thing.
>>1143828
this made me a bit too happier
>>1145902
fucking lost it
>>1145987
He sounds like stanhope minus the funny and 30 years of smoking
>>1145749
No u
>>1153347
Watch vids of him fucking with hecklers
>>1143828
Is that American TV?
>>1154866
Norwegian
I will submit that Dennis Leary's no cure for cancer is the crowning achievement for stand up. Yeah, he stole a line or two from Bill Hicks, but his hour and a half is fucking amazing. I'd like to see a few bits made of that.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/10707116/dennis_leary_no_cure_for_cancer_full/
>>1156051
He stole the idea for his I'm An Asshole song from Louis CK though. But I do agree that it's a great show.
>>1156051
>one hour of drugs lmao with an intermission of hating the french in the middle
Bottom tier tbqh
>>1155529
Thanks. Seemed too politically incorrect for the media I am used to.
>>1145092
Thats.. stand up...
>>1156363
Benny Hill never did actual stand-up comedy
it's just a segment of his TV show that's presented as if it were stand-up
mitch hedberg was pretty great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-zFQ9fOTSU
if anyone could make a webm of the last 2 jokes that'd be swell
>>1157753
>>1157914
I just wanted the high on stage & people closing in part but MANY THANKS anon
here's a thing from rick & morty
>>1157726
He is a jew. How couldnt he be?
>>1156350
>politically incorrect
You know no one's forcing them to do this, right?
They decided to do it on their own because they have a sense of humor.
>>1158236
he was catholic
>>1145092
Awful, even for the time. Think of all the amazing comedians of his time and this is their "competition".
>>1143492
Callen got his start on Mad TV like a decade before Dane Cook did his first stand up. Callen is legit and you're a retard.
>>1145941
Well it is on a stage.That's the improv, a super famous comedy store. You're a moron.
>>1159643
It is still very PiC because of the fact that they are still mocking something that is looked upon as sensitive matter. If i went out there and flashed my dick just because it leans to the right singing about me being happy about it because i do not have testicular cancer, doesn't mean that it's PC.
Being from Norway i tell you for a fact that television is pretty PC until there are some "comedians" who go all in, maxing their shock-value instead of actually being funny... These are pretty close to it, even though they sing it to those songs, it's still not funny... at all... I guess i just have a "boring" sense of humor by your standards then
>>1156350
Its very politically incorrect for Norwegian TV too. Most "comedic" things on TV here nowadays are that way though. The "comedians" try their best to get publicity instead of actually being funny.
Take this one dude for example... It should show up if you search for "skrukken" on youtube. He pretends to be a science-teacher and lays down on his back, buttnaked and spreads his legs while explaining what the part between your sack and your asshole is. In another show he was in he just stood up, on a stage, fucking pissing himself. That was it... Nothing more, nothing less. Like, where's the fun in that?
Oh well, that's some grade A "entertainment" for you right there. I'd rather watch porn for the dramatic and tragic plot of a father who died so a dudes stepmother is fucking him... well... because... that seems like the most logical thing to do, right? Someone's familymember died, your boyfriend/girlfriend died too, why not fuck him?
>>1156363
Now youre being sexist! Why didn't you call it getting wet?
>>1159863
>mocking
No. They are not mocking it.
See this is the issue with PC culture running rampant as it has in the US and by extension the rest of the western world. Everybody is sitting around getting butthurt on other people's behalf. People who, as proven in this case, clearly have no issue making light of it in the hopes that maybe, just maybe, they will be able to relax the tension that these thinskinned PC asshats have so deeply ingrained in themselves and the rest of society.
That way, at some point, they might be able to live with their disability without feeling like everyone pities them or thinks of them as freaks.
Being viewed as so different that people are afraid of even talking around you or looking at you for fear of doing something wrong is just as isolating as being deliberately ostracized for being a freak.
Fuck "social justice warriors".
>>1159863
>>1159874
I'm from norway too, cockhorse.
This is not politically incorrect. It might be a bit awkward at first but it's not fucking PiC. It's something any normal person would easily take with a grain of salt. The only ones getting even remotely offended by this shit are people who have absolutely no business doing it and who most likely have literally no personal experience with the subject matter.
>>1156185
This dude is fucking golden!
>>1157914
Rest in piece you genius...
>>1161265
Patrice was funny. He was an asshole, but funny. He died a couple years back. Too fat for this world.
>>1156051
The whole act he stole from Bill Hicks? Naw.
>>1143886
no webms, but he's definitely my favorite comic. i love his humor
>>1164218
Favorite bit? I love this one
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dT1AHDjzcsQ
>>1164248
the thing that ruins this is that actually Friedman didn't want a gold standard.
>>1156185
Wow I didn't spec that to be this good!
>>1145749
>wants to be a part of what the world is changing into...
Degenerate detected
This thread must go on
>>1143828
>stand up comedy
>stand up
Norm Macdonalds latest stand up was really good.
If I knew how to make Webms I would probably make some of that.
>>1170599
>>1161265
its just jokes dude. Go get a black friend or something
>>1145749
>The world is changing!
you mean
>The West is changing!
We are changing into effete man-children ruled by leaders that wish to further emasculate and degenerate our society. These third-worlders haven't changed. Their life is a fight, they have an identity, a culture, a people and a purpose. They will wipe us out the first chance they get.
Of course, Westerners don't realize this and see them as disenfranchised, honest, infantilized people who "just want a better life". They completely disregard the dangers of taking on millions of uneducated, poor and culturally-backwards people into civilized society.
>>1159728
Like I'm supposed to know what that means. I think he asked that person to say that and he had a reply prepared.
>>1170699
i dont fundamentally disagree with you : We are seeing less than we should.
But having lived in africa and deep asia for the past decade also show me that to see them as a bunch of bloodthirsty barbarians at the gate of the empire isn't accurate either.
For most they got facebook, and actually for most that's their only source of entertainment/education.
Which means that they are not spare this redditry/tumblrism that infest the web
You'd be surprised how many of those guy wearing plastic bag shoes know about "gender-fluid" or casually distrust their govt just because it's cool to do so.
The only one i saw able to handle our shit and still be hardworking are the chinese, north korean and rural south korean (that's not a lot of korean). Japanese have lost hope since the lost decade. Africans are irremediably dishonest but they lack the discipline to organize any group-action other than a riot.
>no tom segura
>no bill burr
>no joey diaz
>no Dice
>no robin williams
>NO DAVE CHAPPELLE
>no george carlin
>no joe rogan
>no steve hofstetter
nice shit taste
>>1170830
listen to some good comedy you fuckin' cock sucking little internet dwelling shits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PAtFsJY5q0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44i-AgYUdo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYuPB1hSbZM
>>1157914
Goddamn I miss him. It sucks that he was big when comedy as a mainstream thing was kind of in an ebb. Dude would be fucking huge today - Netflix specials and maybe an auteur TV show for sure
>>1159722
I know people give shit to Peter Kay for being standard laugh shit but I seriously laughed my ass off when I saw this full set