>>1078922
Very high and dissapppointed that in the final shot we see he wasn't assembling a figure in the arrangement.

bump, need moar

mmm

>>1078926
This is just fucking amazing.

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>>1078923
>>1078926
nice to see someone saved the webms i made

>>1078922

Where can I eat this?

>>1079176
is that cum on it?

>>1079130
little miss bbq, phoenix AZ. worth the two hour wait. get the fatty briscuit.

>>1078922
Reminds me of BBQ with Franklin.

>>1079199
What's going on here? Nerve gas?

>>1079199
i want to hold her in my arms

>>1079185
oh jack

>>1079242
she has one of those diseases

i think the stephen hawking one

>>1079246
Not raw, JUICY. ;))

>>1078922
>nasty-ass dried burnt brisket

>>1079242
Looks like some kind of spasticity to me. Maybe cerebral palsy or something.

>>1079180
That shit ain't cooking. That's literally just combing already processed ingredients.

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>>1079175
worst add ever

>>1079180
>diabeetus

>>1078926

did that cook correctly?

>>1079515
No, it's fake

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>>1079520
....sigh

Thread over

>>1079469

now thats a presentation

>>1079520
welcome to the outoffocus kitchen

>>1079180
It looks like vomit.

>>1079520
looks so much like my grandma in her younger pictures it's scary

same hairstyle even

>>1079515
There's like a 99% chance they would have blanched them first

>>1079469

Is that fucking grass? Fucking degenerates.

>>1079175
>>1079393
Agreed; to me that add says "You'll have to open your mouth so fucking wide that it'll feel like this woman is continuously punching you in the jaw!"

>>1079572
I tried this before, you just need to balance the sweetness or water it down a bit to make it edible.

>>1079572
half of me thinks this was only done as anti-American propaganda.

>>1079181
+1 reply

>>1079530
>PIZZA.webm
>not PIZZN.webm

>>1079185
Rare steak works because bacteria is on the outer part of the meat and the inner part isn't infested with it, but with ground beef its all mushed up and bacteria everywhere, so cooking it rare like that with minced beef is asking to get a mouthful of uncooked bacteria.

>>1079389
I was going to argue... but then I watched him put in the whipped cream and other shit and about gagged.

>>1079199
>tfw no disabled waifu who tries to make you breakfast every morning
WHY EVEN LIVE

>>1079176
oh god what they did to that poor pizza?

>>1079520
she's fucking mirdering that poor garlic holy shit

>>1080497
murdering*

>>1079244
...and make her some godtier goddamn pancakes.

>>1079352
Idiot

>>1080478
You can cook it just until the internal temperature hits a certain degree (140F, I think), then take it off and it'd be safe to eat. But from my experience, it has never been that red by that point.

>>1079515
they tried to replicate it in a mythbusters episode

>>1078923
damn that's gross, nothing worse than runny eggs

>>1079173
wtf fuck country are they serving that in?

>>1079180
The truly horrifying thing about that is that, if I remember correctly, he calls it a "salad".

>>1079572
This made me heave, fuck American food.

>>1079469
They could have devices a contraption to spread the hot chocolate evenly at the same time. This bothers me to no end

>>1079176
link to his you tube?

>>1079175
My jaw hurts just by watching this.

>>1079186
Shit I've seen some bad periods but that's somethin' else

>>1079112
No you didnt
fuck off.

>>1079520
EVERY FUCKING TIME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW CAN A PERSON BE THIS BAD AT FUCKING COOKING ETIQUETTE

>>1079509

I wonder what the calorie and fat content of this is

>>1080909
apparently somewhere in the middle east

How can they hate the west when it has given them such culinary pleasures?

>>1079393
>not holding the cup of juice at a 90° angle at that speed

that's bothering me more than it should

>>1079520
mother of fuck! How? Why?

>>1078922
I don't eat meat.

>>1079180
J A C K
A
C
K

>>1081144
I bet you have a wonderfully smooth vagina.

>>1079520
link to full video?

>>1080622
this is great

>>1079520
>the way she almost cuts of her thumbs with the onion
>"remember not to hurt yourself"
I'm fucking done

>>1080622
Where is the original video of him making pancakes?

>>1079515
No.
That should be fairly obvious.

>>1080909
they wore those hats at the Pizza hut in Dubai.

>>1080903
Fuck you nigger, those eggs are runny in just the perfect way.

Be less of a pleb.

>>1079173
I seriously can't tell if this is the stupidest or most amazing thing I have ever seen.

>>1079184
yes.

>>1079190
I got that reference

>>1080622
>Tosser
Fucking lost it.

>>1079186
I need a women with legs like that

>>1079572
Probably fake. If boil coke it becomes a consistency similar to tar.

>>1080923
Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad

>>1080957
Because all of America is just shitty JAPANESE PRODUCED burgers from fast food chains.

Get a life you liberal cuck.

>>1082504
It isnt fake, they have a live audience, its not like they can just cut away and swap the plates

>>1079380
That is what it is.

>>1079247
Stephen Hawking has ALS

>>1079180
I'm ready to die

>>1078923
that was unexpected

>>1083645
the fuck is that mess

>>1080957
This is the equivalent of saying Italian food is shit because Californians like eating pizza with pineapple on it. You are very fucking retarded.

>>1081134
16,000

>>1080903
>damn that's gross, nothing worse than runny eggs

What is American's problem with runny eggs? I see this sometimes and I never get it

>>1079112
What? I made those

>>1082504
if the water cant evaporate, it doesnt change that much. the ones with the tar which i have seen have been made in a stove

>>1083669
What's Europe's problem with runny eggs? I see this all the time and never get it.

>>1083763
Hideous

>>1083651
you serious? they hold a cheese wedge near heat so it gets all melty and toasted, then they scoop it onto your plate

its heavenly

>>1078926
It's fake as shit, mythbusters replicated the experiment and there's just not enough time for the batter to cook.

>>1083645

literally moaned when i saw this

>>1083645
Fuck me dead, where was this?

>>1079393
Why is he moving zippy in slow motion, it makes no sense

>>1083645
Wait, is that how you use cheese wheels? Also did he heat up part of it first? I've heard heating foods up and cooling them off more than once can be dangerous.

>>1082352
The funny thing is, that's the original

>>1083645

This makes me gag, its so fucking gross. What kind of cunt has that much cheese on their food?

>>1078926
>cloud of flour around a big open flame
smart

>>1082504
https://youtu.be/XZstHwJL4h8?t=3m
It's cooked with the lid on.

>>1083896
>>1083645
>>1083885
>>1083651
>>1083810
american """""""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""" ladies and gents

>get anything from anywhere
>melt a metric fuckton of cheese over it
bonus points if you also drench it in corn/maple syrup
>but that's _only_ for deserts guise

>>1080957

when will yuroreddits leave this site

ever since you faggots infested it a few years back, you faggots simply cannot contain your crying about americans

it's so fucking pathetic

>>1083995

>yuroreddits

Because the entire internet consists of just Americans and Europeans.

>>1083986
>yurotrash education

raclette is a swiss thing

fuck off back to whatever /int/ general you came from

>>1083651
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raclette

>>1079112
taco town is love taco town is life

>>1083995
>>1084002

*Punches you both in the face* Don't you dare talk to me that way again.

>>1081144
cool story man, wanna tell us anything else about your personal life?

>>1079389
Well, you're not wrong

>>1083763
Do want.

Too retarded to make webms so I'm going to introduce you to Simply Sara and let the smarter people make the webms.
Hold onto your butts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_oZtYM4yCY

>>1084271
>healthy and nutritious
She's the last fucking person I'll take that advise from.

>>1083763
why

>>1083885
>I've heard heating foods up and cooling them off more than once can be dangerous

What are you talking about?

>>1084354
>You should only reheat leftovers once. The more times food is cooled and reheated the greater the potential for food poisoning as bacteria may multiply because the food is cooled too slowly, and might survive because the food isn't reheated properly.
>When you do reheat, make sure that food is reheated thoroughly so it is steaming hot all the way through.

>>1079520
she's going to hell for what she did to that garlic

>>1084271
Her macaroni salad vid is a classic

>>1082352
Maybe try googling Gordon Ramsay Crispy Pancakes, I understand having the main subject of a cooking video makes it difficult to find online.

>>1080622
Why do Nigels like thin pancakes like the frogs?

>>1083728
>posting Chinese food

>>1083763
Replace the bell peppers with jalapenos and habaneros then we're in business

>>1079173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWDwZWCfp64
Way better with audio
Motherfucker thinks he's a fucking jokester

>>1079180
>those "portions"
Holy fuck end this misery

>>1083986
Ignorant piece of degenerate scum

>>1079180
that looks fucking disgusting

>>1079186
you couldn't pull out even if you wanted to

>>1079393
its looks like he took like 12 bites out of it and nothing was missing.

>>1083763
fucking hell, why do people eat such greasy shit for breakfast?

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>>1083828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uIEMA88_MQ

>>1083858
New York
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6dZSWeVKZk

>>1079176
He is greasier than the pizza

>>1079175
did the sandwich disrespect her family?

>>1083896
>implying it's required for you to eat the whole thing
I understand being butthurt over wasting food, but I'll be dammed if one bite of that wouldn't be heavenly.

>>1083645
This gave me a stomach boner.

>>1079572
Okay, a few things worth mentioning...
1: Never add coke to food.
2: I'm American, and that's a very sad greasy burger. It looks like half the faggots on this site imo
3: Why would you boil coke?
4:That's disgusting. The least they could do is make a correct hot-pot, maybe like slicing all of them apart, adding steak bits (without bun tyvm), and batter in beer and some sort of additive brown sauce.

>>1084667
they don't.

>>1079509
That's waay too much cheese for the amount of pasta he's pouring in.

>>1084077
Yeah, mouse.

>>1084929
uuuh, the hell is going on here?

>>1079389
This is what American cooking is, Anon. Get with the times

>>1084656
Why the fuck would you want to

>>1079520
>Using a serated table knife for cooking
What the fuck man

>>1083763
Absolutely disgusting. What has the internet done to culinary art? Fucking bacon meme

>>1083669
children afraid of anything "gross"
if only you know how many people I have had refuse to eat even slighty runny (actually, creamy) eggs because it's "not cooked."
So much misinfo in american education about food, it's fucking disgusting. They think rubber chicken, overcooked pork, and burnt hamburger are delicious.

>>1083645

what the fuck is wrong with you idiots that find this appetizing.

I first saw those crispy potatoes and was like man that looks good, little olive oil, salt and pepper, crispy on the outside man that looks DUMP A FUCKTON OF CHEESE ON IT USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>1083986
how to spot a retard:
they use """""""""this""""""""

>>1085124
>implying you have to eat it all
U S A
U S A
U S A
F U C K Y O U R W A S T E
U S A
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>>1084976
it's a joke

>>1085124

first, I'm american

second, it's not because you have to eat all the fucking cheese you moron, dumping that much on the food just obliterates whatever texture/flavor you spent half an hour. Man, really looking forward to this fresh, crispy salad I got! nah jk just dumped a fuck ton of molten cheese all over everything, im a fucking retard

>>1085141

*spent half an hour cooking into it

>>1085141
the salad is still crispy...

>>1084878
I remember the old Sunny D commercials. When the shit hit the fan, I laughed so hard my wife broke some of our dishes in panic.

>>1084976
I have a dessert that involves coke, cherries, pineapple, jello and cream cheese...it's delicious.

>>1079589
Spoken like a poor person.

>>1084065
AUTIST
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I
S
T

>>1085120
>>1085125
>>1085126
>>1085128
>>1085132
>>1085134
Is she a bulimic or just doing cardio 24/7?

>>1085093
Struggling with excessive amount of starch.

>>1079115
God damn pornography

>>1081168
Hey guys, Jack Scalfani here

>>1085199
My friend watches her garbage videos and talks to me about them, pretty sure he said she has something wrong with her digestive system.

>>1078923
How does one get the eggs to look like that? Or maybe a link with the technique or something? I'm not entirely sure what to search for.

>>1085117
I've eaten everything that's been put on my plate; brains, intestines, eyes, dog, and probably cat if my news is correct about local chinese places, even raw eggs. i've liked them all
runny eggs are gross, they taste like shit and the texture makes it even worse
thats my opinion, fuck yours

>>1085406
>thats my opinion, fuck yours
This should be a banner.

>>1085416
kek

>>1085124
it's funny how stupid and obsessed with the US the yurotrash on this site has become

that's a swiss thing, heating a wheel and scraping it onto the plate, it's called raclette

but anytime you see an excess of anything your autism gets triggered and you sperg out about >f-f-fucking m-muricans

it's so goddamn pathetic

>>1079185
That's awefully cooked. Wouldn't pay for that.

>>1079199
Shit, I'll cook for her.

>>1079520
Holy shit I cringed so much!

>>1085093
he made a non-newtonian fluid
If you pressure it hard it basically acts as a solid, but if youre soft with it its liquid
It's probably from some sort of cooking/science channel where they do whackey shit all the time

this video explains pretty well and basically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAZQ-wE6rdc

>>1079520
I can't even cook an egg and even I'm better than this

>>1079173

They did a similar rollout in the UK. Read a review here:http://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2014/mar/02/pizza-hut-2880-calorie-monstrosity-worlds-burgeoning-food-crisis

>Quickly someone tweets that they have spotted me. Oh God. I fear my carefully honed reputation as a paragon of good taste is about to be destroyed. I feel like some Bible-bashing Republican senator who's been caught strapping himself to the wall bars in a secret torture garden, my appalling morals revealed. And so I am forced to explain. Pizza Hut UK has just launched a new product; an item so terrifying, so nightmarish, so clearly the product of a warped and twisted mind in matters edible, that I feel I have no choice but to try it.

>I am doing this so others do not have to.

>[...]

>When I prise out one of the mini burgers, the greasy, insipid dough beneath looks like the white flesh of an open wound that's been hidden under a plaster. Do I need to tell you that the burger is a sweaty, grey orb of deathly protein? It is advertised as 100% British beef, but origin is irrelevant after this has been done to it. Those poor, poor animals. Surely they could have reached a more dignified end, perhaps by cutting out the trip to Pizza Hut altogether and going straight to landfill?

>As I bite down on the meat, hot salty water leaks into my mouth. There is the fat-soaked dough, the wretched insult of the cheese sputum, and a general air of desperation and regret.

>>1079393
It's fascinating and horrifying at the same time to me that this is what movie promotional tie-ins are now. Not product placement where the store shows up in the background of a shot. Not a scene where the x-men go to the store. Not just an agreement whereby images and merchandise of the film can appear on/be sold in the store, but actual fully fledged, in-universe adverts using the characters themselves played by the real actors. It's terrible.

That broadband one is the worst that's like an entire short film starring the main fucking cast.

>>1085134
Man...

She has to be so damn rich from the vomit/scat porn she does after these eating videos.

>>1084616
Because thin pancakes are the fucking best.

>>1086013
Shit got to be fluffy to soak up that syrup

>>1086015
First of all, you typically don't use syrup with thin pancakes, you use jam, or sometimes just even sugar.

Secondly, it's an entirely different thing. Where I come from, we don't even call the American style pancakes for pancakes.

>>1085124
>Raclette
>American

>>1079199
Polio?

>>1084878
>90s ended 16 years ago
This makes me sad...

>>1084878
Was this from a movie? I can't picture this as an actual commercial.

>>1085124
raclette is swiss you fucktard

>>1083645
this guy is retard, raclette is usually only seved with potatoes and pickles

>>1086074
rocketjump, just another yt channel

>>1086463
And wouldn't you believe it, there are potatoes and pickles on that plate.

>>1079199
those aren't that bad.

my first batch turned out worse..

>>1079180
I feel an overwhelming since of dread, for i know that tomorrow I will be eating this. I had to tell my friend to make it, and he's doing it. the absolute madman.

>>1084667
Nigga do you not see that it takes 45 minutes to bake? Who the fuck has 45 minutes to spare in the morning to waste it on baking some shitty food.

>>1086698
I pity the poor bastard who tries to replicate anything "jakatak69" has made

>>1083669
>>1085117
I've had both; I just don't enjoy the texture of of runny eggs. Any would-be chef or long time cooker often suggests runny over fluffy, I just prefer fluffy.
Don't make gross declarations about hundreds of millions of people because one random guy on the internet said something you disagree with. If you must, at least take it to /pol/ or /int/. It's just ridiculous.

>>1085461
>It's probably from some sort of cooking/science channel where they do whackey shit all the time
kek, as a cu/ck/ this made me laugh heartily. That man is Ja/ck/, the king of /ck/. The same man who made >>1079180
He's renowned for being a fucking awful "cook".

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>>1085461
It's from Cooking with Jack and he is genuinely just that retarded that he did it accidentally.

Here is what he thinks a cheesecake is.

>>1086783
>American """"""""""""Enchiladas"""""""""""""

That's painful to watch, and I'm sure it's worse to eat.

>>1086790
That's 3lbs of cheese in that dish.

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MAYONNAISE

CAKE

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>>1086807
Here is how to make the frosting

>>1086780
He accidentally made a smulpaj with the smul but without the paj, and with cheese on top

>>1086809
Nigga that's icing. Frosting is thin and, well, frosted on the top; not caked thickly over the entire surface.

>>1084065
*autistically uses asterisks*

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>>1083758

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Reddit upvoted this monstrosity

>>1087008
>making cuts
>on a fucking steak
>you can see how beyond fucked it is
I fucking hate these god damn videos

>>1087008
that looked great until the 1/4 pound of cream cheese what the fuck

>>1087001
mmm all that salmonela

>>1087008
that looked great until the 9000 pound of fucking SALT

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>>1086847
>hello, wild cats

my heart already broke right there

>>1084616
Crepes are better than pancakes anyway.

>>1084446
I can't help but get the feeling that people who write this kind of advice are either:
a) immunodeficient, or
b) living in absolute filth.

>>1079115
Anon
This is a blue board

>>1085124
Its swiss and if you think cheese is disgusting i feel sorry for you that you never actually tasted real cheese.

>>1080478
This guy knows

>>1079176
his hair has more calories than the pizza

>>1079530
>epicmealtime.webm

>>1086916
yeah, normal plebs use asterisks in the subtext

>>1079173
>americans will eat this
Subhumans

>>1086847
"We'll mix it up and have a dip for..."
*pause and mournful stare into the distance*
"...three to six people..."

Weaver, is there something you want to tell us?

>>1086923
>fat pewdiepie reaction webm to a genius way to harvest sand worms

>>1080961
It's a handcraft, that's the beauty of it

>>1084446
As a biochemist i can confirm that this is true for most food, but for the cheese they only melt the outer part of it and cheese is already special when it comes to bacteria, so i don't think it's quite the same case.

>>1085124
That is a Swiss technique you fucking mong. Eurotrash don't even know their own fucking cultures.

>>1079112
>how to not make a taco 101

>>1079185
>raw food is ok to eat
this meme needs to die, fucking savages.

>>1087001
>he has a shun knife....
I'm in pain

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>>1087443
He's got a slap chop as well