Gifs prefered.
>>1009764
got more?
>>1010173
>>1009762
>tape measure kills retard.gif
>>1010364
always gets me
>>1010372
It's to be continued
>>1010178
Nothing in this fucking world is more satisfying than these asshats getting fucking bodied
>oh! you just battered me by brushing my arm
fuck off faggot piece of shit
>>1009778
Well, the other ones are stupid as fuck, but this actually happens a lot.
>Not to me.
>>1010372
you have to watch the next episode to find out what happens
>>1009773
More like Tug Boner
>>1011149
thats some talent right there
Oc. Be gentle.
>>1011223
Not bad, kid. You may well make it in this industry some day.
>>1011218
the whole point is they have no talent to make that style of music
>>1011223
There are people who will compliment you for OC, but then theres people like me who're gonna steal it post it on /b/ and say "Oc. Be gentle."
>>1011293
Meh, I really wouldn't mind. I know I made it so if it ever ends up famous I'll know lol.
>>1009769
This one appears in the movie Babadook
Fresh from the oven.
>>1010372
You need to wait a little. It's called a Cliffhanger
>>1011339
>aldi, live a little, spend a lot.
I will just drop this here.
>>1010173
How fucking hard is it to just comply?
I'm sure if you put the camera down and just give him your papers you should be fine. Maybe a ticket but it's better than a broken window and a night in jail
>>1011363
I Marge Simpson snickered at the end
>>1011149
These guys are high as shit
>>1011383
>complying with the police
Holy fuck! You cannot be this dumb.
>>1011394
different anon here.
How is complying dumb? The person in the video is just trying to cause hardship. Having respect goes a long way.
>>1011218
i dont think you understand the joke here...
>>1011329
the gps says similar things to what I hear when i fly russian jets in dcs world
>>1010372
don't pretend you haven't seen what happens next. I've yet to see a to be continued to a fresh vid.
>>1011411
fuck i would love to see these people when the judge tells them that they are retarded and don't actually know the laws.
>>1011503
lost hard
>>1011503
fucking kek m8
>>1010364
he starts screaming before he pushes the wheel.
>>1011363
this guy has a point
>>1010766
Thanks shit was fucking funny
>>1010819
Do you have a version with edited facemelting metal strum in it?
>>1011329
>In 200 meters, danger
>in 200 meters, road accident
>op-pa BLYAAAAT
>>1011398
i dont think you understand sarcasm
>>1009773
If that actually worked, I'd be ripped as fuck
>>1011910
Shit, song name is on tip of my tongue
Can someone remind it?
>>1011329
How does GPS know such things?
>>1012031
Ice Cube - Today Was a Good Day
>>1011760
Why?
>>1009778
WHAT ARE FINE MOTOR SKILLS?
>>1010819
Source is ElectroBOOM on YouTube. Really funny Persian-Canadian electrical engineer, makes a ton of other videos like this
>>1011383
Because stops like these are illegal and US citizens are in no manner required to comply. We dont live in Nazi Germany
>>1011309
These are some of the highest paid actors of our time.
>>1012329
when the song started lfmao
>>1010187
DELET THIS
>>1011503
aww shit I haven't seen this in years
>>1012177
you have a right to travel freely. operating a motor vehicle on roads funded by the people is a privilege. you agree to submit to traffic stops when you get a license. READ THE DAMN FINE PRINT BEFORE YOU SIGN SHIT if he were on private property he would have a leg to stand on
>>1011281
Let's see you make anything even remotely that pleasing to listen to. You can't, because you're stupid. Kill yourself.
>>1012177
-You have no "right" to drive on the public roadways, its a privilege.
-All citizens subject to the laws of the United States are required to adhere to those laws while operating a motor vehicle upon the countries roadways.
-Any government official acting in their official capacity during the scope of their duties may stop and detain anyone subject to the laws should probable cause exist that a law has been broken.
-Traffic violations are crimes and that ruling has been held up by the supreme court. Anyone committing a crime in the presence of said officials must provide adequate identification regarding their own identities. (IE Government ID, ssn or full legal name and dob)
-You are required by law to exhibit a drivers license upon demand by any government official should you be stopped while operating a motor vehicle on the public roadways of the United States after you are accused of committing a crime.
>I really don't understand why people in this country think that legislation has no affect on them. You guys can't be this dumb
>>1011357
Fuck I always lose to this
>>1012177
look at this guy, found him rummaging in Bernie's medicine cabinet
>>1011361
U.S.A : The circus
>>1011760
I will never not laugh at stupid shit like this.
>>1012384
what was that bit at the end?
>>1011335
Im the only person who doesnt think this is funny
>>1012173
>Persian
He's Iranian born
>>1009777
Let me just fill my small container with tons of shit, because it definitely won't flow over.
Infomercials are fucking retarded.
>>1011329
That song tho
>>1010692
Quit rushing you tit, and if you have to, pick the fucking bowl up and hold it over the pan.
>>1012450
>Pay taxes for roads
>don't have a right to drive on them
You can't be this dumb anon. I'm not even american and you sound like a good goy.
>>1012525
>I don't understand how public utilities funded by the government work.
Thanks for letting us know you're retarded!
>>1011149
lost at
>If you put it up in-side, if you want to put it in my minnnd
>>1011149
Lost.
>>1011394
If both coplying and not complying are both bad, go with the one that doesn't 100% end with you getting shot or tazed.
>>1012491
it's from the trailer for 'allan quatermain and the lost city of gold', which is a shitty indiana jones ripoff from 1987
>>1012617
There are lots of videos of cops getting owned and backing down leaving people alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SE1oHhYTok
>>1011503
This is pure gold
>>1011910
lost
>>1011782
>4x90 = 360º
Yes he does
>>1012623
If the law IS on your side by all means don't comply with an unjustified demand, not every cop understands the law 100%, just don't be surprised if they don't really care or if it turns out the courts decide you're wrong anyway. Complying is by far the less risky option if you don't like getting your head split open.
>>1012498
bait, is that you?
>>1012450
That other guy is retarded, but this is wrong. Driving on the public roadway is a right. Courts have specifically listed using roadways for interstate travel as a right, they called it "plainly obvious". There have been multiple cases that specifically talk about your right to use public roadways.
If they revoked all driving licenses tomorrow (as a privilege implies they can), you'd find out real quick that driving is in fact a right. But the government has a clear safety interest, and is almost recklessly sensible about issuing driving licenses, so it never goes to court, and people with no idea about vague cases referencing travel rights retain the luxury of claiming driving is a privilege.
Read all the case law listed here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_movement_under_United_States_law
>>1011411
>"call the police!"
>"sir we are the police"
>"no!"
Gold.
>>1010948
The guy that makes these videos subscribed to me, I literally have like, 150 or so subs and he's subbed to me, it's ducking weird.
>>1012751
I dunno who the guy who made that video is but take it as a sign to keep making vids. Maybe he will comment and bring a flock of new subs with him
>>1012329
oh god, dat song, kek
>>1011503
OMG HOW HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS BEFORE
>>1012329
lost @ the song
>>1012751
Fucking*
>>1012497
Yes, now cry somewhere else, faggot.
I remember someone was asking for sauce of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkr_wbiuB5I
>>1012354
This is easily one of the greatest things I have ever witnessed
>>1009769
lost
>>1012949
I love this.
>>1012949
btfo
>>1011361
There people in this world that can literally be hurt by words.
Holy fucking shit.
>>1011383
>nigger
>common sense
You already know the answer.
>>1010364
i lost hard
>>1013024
Can you please stop swearing? Those words offend me! thank you.
>>1011383
Everyone today likes to play the victim like babies.
>>1011329
Anyone know the song in the background?
>>1011335
Tbph the song it lit
>>1012329
fucking lost @ the song for sure
>>1011910
fuck. i lost too hard
>>1012728
A right cannot be taken away. Your right to drive can be revoked. It is no one's right to have a car and be able to drive it. Not to mention, there are buses you can still take. There's your freedom of movement.
>Entire wiki page only mentions travel via car when it makes finding a job more difficult
And this
>however, courts began upholding laws and regulations requiring licenses to operate vehicles on roadways
>>1011329
Edit this with sephia or fading colors when the shit hit the fan
>>1013131
This.
Rights arent licensed, basically.
>>1011363
lost
>>1011149
kekekekek
>>1012947
He's the best Richard Pryor I've ever seen.
>>1012945
FUCK, my whole mouth feels sour now
>>1013159
F'ing lost.
>>1010364
someone should do a jojo edit of this
>>1012354
What is happening?
I ain't American
>>1013062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dDmXihb0P4
Hera ya go
>>1011339
He looks like a man from "Heavy rain"
>>1013214
Bush is being told his plan was successful
>>1013214
George Bush being told by someone about the attacks that just happened on September 11.
>>1013214
that was the moment he heard that a plane just rammed into the world trade center. he was at some fucking nog class listening to a class about how to pronounce words like "HIT".
>>1013050
>>1013054
>>1011503
lost
>>1011503
this is actually funny
>>1011329
I love how he gives up and rolls to the ditch.
>>1011760
He FUCKIN cleard it~
>>1009773
i lost
>>1009769
>saw XVII.gif
>>1012949
holy fuck, he looks and sounds just like David Mitchell when he says "'Sneek!'
>>1013054
why can I hear this gif
>>1013436
It's in your mind, dude.
>>1013159
lol his eyes when he first looks at the drawing
>>1012947
this man is gold
>>1012945
it was play on words
when saying all right you think mean alright but is the direction
this comedy
>>1012949
God, I hate it when people do that, pretend to know something better than you when actually they have no fucking clue.
I'd really love to pull something like that guy off one day. I'd probably experience a thousand orgasms at once.
>>1010372
Jojo's to be continued meme doesn't work if you show the impact, I wish more people understood this.
>>1012677
You just said you recognized it as hyperbole.
>>1011309
the elderly
>>1013062
"Tёмнaя нoчь" beautiful song, old as fuck
>>1012947
What is the deal with this guy? He just say whatever you want?
>>1012498
Persia is the region, Iran is the country.
>>1012728
I don't disagree with you, but "traveling" on the road is an unalienable right, not driving. By you operating a vehicle while holding a driver's license you are acknowledging that you are doing something illegal / against the public policy. Yes, driving in a car is dangerous so any officer under color of law can detain a citizen / person / juridical fiction being within the public domain. They can presume that you are engaging in commerce, and commerce is technically a battleground. The only way you'll ever be exempt from these policies is if you have corrected your status from person / citizen, claimed your estate(your living body) and live as a private American. It's not worth going on about this on the thread, but it is worth it to you - to look into international law, uniform commercial code, maritime and admiralty law, federal law, and united states public policy.
>>1011363
>THEN THOUSAND YEARS AGO
holy shit wasnt expecting to giggle
>>1012329
I saw this the other week I fucking needed someone to make this edit.
>>1012945
kek
>>1013690
Seems to be that deal is
>pay per 30 seconds or per line
>he'll say whatever you want
There's some other guy named Roger that does it too, but this guy is funnier.
>>1012949
>sneaked
If it sounds fucking stupid it's probably not right
>>1012329
classic meme
>>1013210
Not YLYL but I fucking love this seal
>>1012949
Kek. I kinda feel bad for her though, that made her look like a real big idiot
>>1012949
That laugh, that's what really killed me.
Proper mad scientist laugh right there.
>>1013448
Shia Labeouf?
>>1012949
So nobody is going to comment on them tiitties? Because god damn.
>>1013367
Yo, who is this guy, and what show is that? I've seen him before on other japanese shows.
>>1014030
You mean those sad, saggy sunnyside up eggs she calls tits?
Christ you need to get out more
>>1009762
>>1013367
holy fuck that camera zoom
>>1012173
A Canadian national treasure.
>>1013214
Bush being told that the first plane hit the World Trade Centre, he leaves the classroom when he's told about the second plane (because at that point it's clearly terrorism).
>>1010178
I wish P. Barnes was my dad. We'd spend weekends tasing sovereign citizen fuckwads.
>>1011361
DAS RITE!
>>1014087
b-beats your tits
>>1009773
That was from an australian show like 10 years ago iirc. It's satire but based on actual stupid workout infomercials.
>>1013418
underrated
>>1013210
godspeed snow pupper, godspeed
>>1011309
My guess is old people and morons. They do make hundreds of millions off of infomercials every year.
>>1011383
bootlicker
>>1013935
But that't exactly what she was doing to him
>>1009775
>>1009777
>Are your containers too small and are you too retarded to figure this out on your own untill it's too late?
>Try our bigger containers! compared to the ones you have now it has more volume, wich means you can cram more stuff into it!
>Call now and get a bigger fork than the one you own for free!
>>1011766
lol Seinfeld always gets me
>>1014046
Bob Sapp
sauce on my webms song
also, dumbing my shiet
1/?
>>1014754
2/?
>>1014762
4/?
>>1014766
5/?
>>1014771
6/6
>>1014762
Safe for work right
>>1014766
need the edit where the car crashes pls
>>1014754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TSdy6eeSHA
>>1014813
Thanks nigga, now I remember where I know it from.
Actually I knew the Korpiklani version, but even then I was pretty sure I knew it from somewhere else.
>>1014778
Fuck work
>>1011368
Reddit get the fuck out
>>1013829
Actually, both sneaked and snuck are correct.
>>1014754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrJ330NGjCU&ab_channel=LowSpecGamer
Ev Chistr 'ta, Laou!
is a traditional Breton song and it was performed by the Irish band The Chieftains in Celtic Wedding in 1987
>>1014288
I'm glad to be seeing more Demo here.
>>1014754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjGzlqRsUD0
>>1014047
why the fuck did this get me so good
>>1014754
What shall we drink?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le6uFnLwqYU
>>1014754
is a traditional song of Brittany, whose words in Breton were written in 1929 by two teenagers*
>>1011339
>
fucking australians man. lol
>>1011503
Oh God.
If only the world were back to this way again.
Things were much better when we all hated niggers and fags.
>>1014736
niggers are literally subhuman trash.
Hitler was right.
>>1014754
Darude - sendstrom
>>>>1014754
http://youtu.be/3bmQF5PKHqQ
>>1014754
Jan Pillermann Otze, Pillermann Otze Arsch, Jan Pillermann Otze, Otze Arsch
>>1011368
>Diavolo
>>1012329
what's with the flickering lights? Is that a police car?
>>1012949
>you went to harvard, you should know that
btfo
KEK
>>1014345
My nephew once jerked off to the transformation scene, I walked in on him and the autist faggot just kept going.
>>1014757
what the fuck.
>>1014882
sauce?
>>1015070
the other guys
>>1013131
>A right cannot be taken away.
This is false, your rights can be taken away through the court system.
>>1014754
Sandrude - Dastorm
>>1014288
I need to find this man's YouTube channel
>>1015063
Well did you help him finish or what?
>>1014288
lmao who made this
>>1011361
Lost at this. "Yeah, cry white boi! Heil Hitler!"
