>What country has this game been released in?
Officially: Australia, New Zealand, and the USA
>Is anyone else having trouble with x?
Yes. Servers have been fucking up forever. If you have an issue, it's likely a server issue or a bug not unique to you.
>When will the game be released in my country?
What are we, from the future? We don't know.
>It says that the app is incompatible with my devices! What gives?
This is a region lock and it is very probable that your device IS in fact compatible with Pokemon GO. Install the app to find out! Directions are below.
>If I live outside of Australia and the USA, can I download this game for Android?
Sure! Keep reading for directions.
>How do I download the game?
Go to http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
You will need a file manager on your phone. Get a file manager in the Google Play store
last thread >>27037354
who /502/ here?
If PTC isn't up soon I'll complain on this anonymous image board.
I'll do it!
server's back up
for now at least
PTC WHEN
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR 27 HOURS NOW
california is suffering
the only time you can play is super fucking early when other west coasters are asleep, or late once all the east coasters stopped playing
It's best to use your dust to level one Pokemon right?
murricans ruining european's after work hours again
get off my fucking internet
Anyone 306 area code? I am not playing yet but just wondering if anyone around me is getting good results
>all the gyms in town will be ruled by filthy red turboautists by the time the servers become stable enough to warrant a walk
wake me up
Who lives in snowy regions and is worried about playing this in winter like me? I hope the Pokemon change during seasons.
About how many people has this app lost because of server issues?
Like, Pokemon Trainer Club hasn't been able to play for 2 days and Google has been spotty as fuck.
They had all this money in the fucking palm of their hand and they let it go.
>>27038760
stop lying
>>27038765
Apparently there's no reason to. Your Pokemon seems to evolve randomly, so a normal Pidgey could evolve into an XS Pidgeotto and waste the dust you pumped into it.
The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in my city is a gym. Team Instinct has taken it and we stacked the shit out of it with our best pokes. Some dude has a 1000ish CP Vaporeon. Here I was thinking I was hot shit with my 686 CP Flareon. Oh well, I claimed 4 gyms this morning for Team Instinct before the servers crashed again.
IF YOU ARE IN THE DC AREA, NAME A POKEMON "CORY" AND TAKE OVER THE POKEMON GYM AT THE WHITE HOUSE
IF YOU LIVE IN NY, NAME A VOLTORB OR KOFFING "BUSHDID9/11" AT THE WTC POKEMON GYM
YES ITS A POKEMON GYM
What's the fastest way to force close the app on an Android phone? Since it crashes every ten minutes having to hit settings>more>application manager>running>PKMN GO>force stop is getting extremely annoying.
>>27038750
>>27038761
What does PTC do exactly? I haven't played a latest gen, but wanted to reg when I opened GO but it's been down forever.
I've read that it might be a different "world" from G-mail, because one name is taken in one but not be other
>>27038761
Has there even been any acknowledgement
Do they even care
Reno is a terrible, terrible place for GO.
![cell-phone-cute-ddq-fashion-girl-Favim.com-255211[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DnrYa77.jpg "cell-phone-cute-ddq-fashion-girl-Favim.com-255211[1].jpg")
>Ugh, anon how do you use this thing?
what do
Connectivity on a college campus at night - crystal
Day - I've maybe caught 1 pokemon in the hour I've been here
I'm surprised I wasn't in the only group wandering around campus at midnight last night. This game will be fun if servers are ever fixed before fall semester brings everyone back
>>27038765
No just keep catching Pokemon to level up. Release to hoard candies. Use dust at high levels.
>>27038808
Dont think nicknames show up for pokemon, only trainers
>>27038816
long press home or menu button, depending on your phone, should open the app switcher
unless you are on Android 2.3 or some weird shit
>>27038766
Fuck off yuropoor
>>27038822
>I've read that it might be a different "world" from G-mail, because one name is taken in one but not be other
False, it uses the same servers. The mail is for promotions and password recovery
>>27038822
Doesn't do jack shit. It's just a different way of having an account. But all my progress in game is on my PTC account and I don't want to start over.
Working for now
Guys, should I just start over again using my Google account? Something makes me think PTC is going to be fucked for a long time.
>>27038766
Why don't you wait for the app to launch officially in your backwoods fiefdom before you complain about servers? Dumb frogposter.
Is there minimum requirements for this app? My smartphone is several years old and is rejecting the apk.
Anyone else in the DFW area here?
>>27038827
Connection couldn't have been smoother when I was out for my nightly walk yesterday. Really hoping I can squeeze some playtime in during the day, though.
>>27038766
God I hate Europeans. Their personalities are so alien.
>>27038800
Does the size actually affect it? I have heard conflicting info
Are there any videos of people playing this out in public? I have to imagine it looks goofy as fuck.
>>27038791
That would be awesome if it varied. I don't see much changing though with the original 150. If they implement the other gens it probably will. Imagine little things like spearows/pidgeys during the day, hoothoots/zubats at night. Swinubs during the winter, spooky themed pokemon around October like Trevenant. This MMO has so much potential
>>27038838
It does from what I heard
Why the fuck does this screen keep popping up?
>>27038855
Android 4.4 +
>>27038794
The sort of people that are getting that upset over not being able to play for a few days are the turbo autists that will play no matter what.
>>27038853
PTC was down for fucking hours when I first installed the game, preventing me from making an account in the first place, so I just used my Google account and it's worked okay for me since.
>>27038853
I'm sticking with my PTC account.
It doesn't have anything really of note on it, but I liked the Pokémon I got.
Work at a place called Dragon Delish and owners trying to get more customers. Thinking of making a sign that says Dragonite spawn there lol.
Is there some way to delete one's profile and start a new one? I downloaded the app last night and started playing it. I got a Charmander and my game promptly crashed. When I booted it back up again, the Charmander was gone but my profile was still intact. I tried uninstalling and re-installing the app, but my profile was still there.
>>27038853
That's what I did. Rest in peace Beedrill.
>>27038739
ayyy
>>27038867
As long as you aren't wandering around in one area looking for a hidden 'mon, you should be good.
>>27038791
There are only a handful of non-water, non-legend Ice types, and only one exists in Gen 1
>>27038848
Yeah. That would suck donkey dick, sorry man.
>>27038844
Oh okay.
>>27038871
Servers are down, numbnuts.
>>27038897
Just sign out through the settings and make a new account.
>>27038825
Servers crashed again.
Wanna do something else?
>>27038867
>people looking at their phone and swiping being goofy as fuck
>implying this hasn't been the societal norm for literally years
m8
>>27038871
Fuck off
>>27038721
I don't want to be 'that guy' but the last thread is still on page 4 and the one before is on page 9. For the next thread you should probably wait until the last two are gone before making a new one, three threads is bad enough, four will be far too many.
Quit putting the apk download info in the OP
>>27038853
I'm only using Google and can't log in either
>>27038841
Thanks so much, man. I'm not much of a smart phone savant.
>>27038838
They do. Someone has a pigeot named 'Merica holding down the White House gym
>>27038867
Not really. You just look like any normie tapping on their phone. It's not like you have to shout "PIKACHEW IMMA GONNA CATCH YOU!!" or anything.
>go to Lake to catch pokemon
>torrential downpour out of fucking nowhere
>servers go down
Kill me
>>27038867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5qr7AmDgHM
>>27038924
Make me, cunt.
I just want jigglypuff why have I not even seen her
>>27038861
I think I will start playing more at night. I am hesitant to wander by myself though. Catch anything nice last night?
>>27038898
>come across Beedrill yesterday
>catch that fucker in a heartbeat
>game freezes
>restart game
>server is down
>start it today
>no beedrill
>>27038766
Your countries aren't even supposed to be playing the app, faggot
>>27038867
I'm not worried about looking goofy(haven't even tried playing yet). I want to see videos of autists looking autistic in public because they're trying to catch pokemon.
>>27038924
Why? It still isn't out in some regions. Fucking ameritard.
>>27038867
You really think people walking around outside staring at their phone looks goofy as fuck?
How has the last 10 years in the basement been?
The servers are down due to the HUGE amount of people across the world using the apk to play. There is a reason Europes and Canadas aren't supposed to play yet, it isn't ready for you folks. It's overloading the system.
>all these euros getting off work and Californians finally waking up and crashing the servers
>not dressing like a trainer when you go out
If you don't have a bag and a baseball cap (with your team color), then you can get FUCKED. You need to identify yourself so we know you're not just some Ingress-playing faggot.
>>27038871
Servers, m8. Just fucking wait.
>>27038941
Same. Clefairy is common as fuck around my house, I already have a 600 something Clefable, but no Jigglypuff in sight.
>>27038962
exactly, you're fucking up the servers
>>27038865
>>27038800
Moves are rerolled when you evolve. I don't think size changes, my tiny Pidgey turned into a tiny Pidgeotto.
>>27038943
I just try to be back home before dark.
Luckily the sun doesn't set until like 8:45 now in the summer.
>>27038791
Same here.
It's sophisticated enough to sense rain, though, so I think it'll be good for snow. Here's hoping they have more Pokémon by then so we're not stuck with the, what, four Kanto ice types?
>>27038927
no problem
>>27038912
>>27038972
Read it, tards.
>>27038739
ayy team mystic 502
@FakeGun here
>ask support what is going on
>get cookie cutter response
welp
>>27038968
The amount of Canadians playing is nothing compared to the amount of euros playing.
I don't understand why they didn't launch Canada when they did for the US
>>27038941
I saw one in nearby Pokemon yesterday. Where are you? Mississippi here
>>27038941
haven't seen any screenshots either. Also haven't seen Mr Mime or Electabuzz
>>27038971
Do striped stockings in my team's colours count?
>>>POST
>Where you live
>Your favorite Pokemon caught so far
>What team you're on
>Any funny stories related to Pokemon GO
For me
>Small town Ohio
>This Ghastly
>Red team
>There's a really sketchy gym in my town that's essentially in a large worn-down parking lot. I parked there after work at 11:00 last night, and within a few minutes a large black sedan pulled up beside me. I noticed one in their car was staring at me. After some time, I looked over again to see that they were all staring at me. I had a hunch. I held up my phone to them to show them I was playing Pokemon GO. All 3 of them held up their phones in return. We got out of our cars and walked around for an hour and BTFO some other kid who held 3 nearby gyms.
>>27038978
I just want something other then beginning shitters, I'm gonna hit level 7 soon
>>27038984
Size does change though can confirm and so can many others.
>>27038916
Will I have to use a new email address?
>the Europeans complaing about Americans crashing the server
Guys its crashing because you are on it, you are overloading it because you guys weren't meant to access it right now. Shut the fuck up and think.
>>27038984
But does size actually affect cp at all?
>right at this moment in the bus in the middle of Amsterdam
>servers down
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>27038943
I caught a metric shitload of Pidgey, converted said Pidgey into candies for a Pidgeot to dunk the local gyms for a day or two, caught a few Eevees between 70 and 137 CP, and got a 10km egg.
I personally don't mind wandering around as much, but my town's a pretty peaceful one.
>>27038959
How can we play the game if we're not meant to? South America can't play, can they?
>>27038983
I don't care. Eat me.
>>27039003
Only if your boipussy is cute.
>>27039007
But does it have an affect on things?
is there a date on when pokemon go will be released at certain locations?
>>27038960
It's not like you have to jump up and down and shout Pokemon catch phrases. It looks like you're scrolling through an email or something
>>27039002
I had a Buzz nearby earlier today,but servers were shitting themselves,hopefully I get one tomorrow
>>27039012
Seems like CP affects size at least.
>>27038937
Central PA, exact same thing just happened here. Was tracking a squirtle, too.
>>27039004
>Decent size town off Lake Michigan, in Michigan
>Just caught a haunter
>Mystic
>Ran into some guy also playing once, also all the people at the library I volunteer at also playing
>>27039004
That sounds like a pokemon go commercial.
>>27039004
>Dallas, specifically Carrolton/Lewisville
>Venomoth bro tier
>Team Mystic
>No funny stories so far.
>>27039020
Fuck off and uninstall it you european shit
>>27039003
I'm rock hard right now. Pictures please.
>>27038971
>owning a yellow hat/backpack
Has anyone encountered a ditto? Do we know if they exist?
>>27039027
Americans did it when it was just Oz and Nippon.
>Phone crashes when I enter battles on the move
HELP
How do I fix this?
Do NOT evolve your Pokemon
It's easier to just pump CP and get a buffed pidgey
Evolving is just for looks
Will eggs hatch on low battery mode? Will it hatch when you check the screen or will it buzz as if you came across a pokemon?
>American version is released
>Euro version isn't
>Eurofags actually complaining that Americans are taking away their servers
holy shit I've heard of entitlement but when you're acting entitled for a game you're not actually supposed to be playing right now that's just fucking retarded
>>27038867
>>27038822
It's the trainers club, where you get your tokens to shop items. You can customize your "character" in there, telling what's your favourite Pokémon and buying things to dress up your avatar. You'll earn "stamps" (achievements/accomplishments) from the trainers club and across their games.
I'm waiting a little for the trainers club to work, as I hope I can use it for TCGO and maybe some bonus' like Blizzard are doing across HS, D3, WoW and HotS
>>27039004
>southern Maryland
>Horsea (it's a really low CP though)
>Mystic reporting in
>none yet
>>27038871
Fuck you
>>27039009
It's crashing because Titanic are fucking jews and couldn't rent servers for launch.
>as soon as the west coast is awake it all goes to shit again
Annex California when?
413 representing
>>27039062
You're stupid
>>27038912
>>27038972
>>27038867
Well just look at any person on their phone in public and that's how they look like
If you drive around, you can spot people on the sidewalk smiling on their phones. You know they're playing Pokemon GO. At least that's what I saw on my to a gym, a group of kids on the sidewalk showing each other their phones. Really cool thing to see, 2bh
>>27039004
Anchorage
Squirtle
Too many blues. So not blue.
Live in an under developed trailer park. No mons in my neighborhood. Servers always down. Going downtown tonight with friends. First weekend of new game. This should be good.
How do battles work exactly? Just mash on the screen?
Is there a database for local gyms or shops?
>>27039004
>Small town in Michigan
>265 CP Pidgeot (will be replaced once I level up some more)
>Mystic
>Nothing much, though I did walk a good 10km in a single night thanks to GO
>>27039046
>Lake Michigan
Traverse City here, fuck this shitty hipster town and everyone in it.
>>27038971
Exactly.
These guys know what's up, they're great at representing their team.
>>27038871
FUCK YOU
>>27038971
Can I use this as an excuse to crossdress irl?
Time to break out the yellow stockings
>>27039079
>>27039009
It was not even suppsoed to be out for anyone as far we know the apk leaked and people started getting it, then they just decided to release it after that
>>27039097
yes
>>27039101
Ingress Intel map
>walk downtown
>support redbros at Town Square gym
>surrounded by five blue gyms with higher cps
We'll go down together, bros
>>27038859
FW resident here. My area has a decent amount of Pokestops and gyms (7-8 stops, 4 gyms) at my house. Me and my brother went on a quick run through the area and found some decent stuff like Spearow and Weepinbell. I was even close to finding a Lickitung and Wartortle but no dice.
The rarest Pokemon I've caught have been Tauros, Ivysaur, Gastly, and Pinsir.
How's your adventure been?
>>27038766
>get off my internet
We invented the internet, yurp.
You're welcome.
>>27039104
Holland here, shame everyone here is a yellowfag
>>27039070
Would that actually affect your avi in GO?
>>27039004
>Tiny village in Germany, like 5 stops total in a large area around here
>One of plenty Pidgeots I have at CP614
>Blue Team
>Walked around with a friend all day and met another group catching pokemon, had a good time.
>>27039004
>Right outside of Boston
>Staryu
>Mystic
>I caught an eevee while peeing in a chipotle
>>27039062
hmm, this makes a lot of sense. Unless you get better moves when you evolve. My strongest Pidgeotto only has Wing Attack and Twister
HOLY SHIT I CAN'T PROVE IT BUT I FOUND LAPRAS COULD NOT EXACTLY LOCATE IT BUT I FOUND IT'S OUTLINE
>>27039116
Where's that?
>>27039096
mountain view?
>>27039097
Move from side to side to dodge
Attack by tapping the enemy
If you have a type advantage just mash the shit
>walk to the park where there's pokestops
>servers go down
>be literally anywhere at any time
>servers are down
Nice "game".
>>27039051
>muh Oceania privileges
How about no :^)
>>27039068
Christ.
How the fuck do I use the ingress Intel website? I made an account and it still won't let me see anything
>>27038969
Are you stupid it is about 12 or 1 on the west coast now
>>27038941
They are a ton of them around my local lake.
>>27039002
I could give you a screen if the servers weren't fucking down.
>>27039139
>guys, taking phone screenshots is super easy, but I can't prove it :^)
>>27038941
There's some in my townFinland
>>27039143
ingress.com/intel
you need to download the ingress app first, ingress "portals" are what pokego gyms and stops are, there's no distinction in the ingress universe
>>27038871
you motherfucker
>>27039143
Ingress.com/Intel
You need to make an ingress account to check it out.
>>27039046
>>27039104
my niggas
seems like my town is infected with Team Valor
>>27039101
Look it up online, I live in a small town but there's an active
Pretty neat how it's bringing all these people together.
>>27039152
Wait for the eurotards to go to bed
>>27039004
>cleveland
>koffing/gastly, or pidgeot if evolving counts
>blue team
>I work at one of the local hospitals, and someone dropped a lure at a poke spot nearby. i walk over on my break and there are a couple of other young guys from the local college, some residents/nurses, and a qt3.14 asian all playing. pretty cool desu
>>27038941
I just caught one in my room.
>>27039146
Nah. Near the east side by Boniface.
>>27039152
The fatties are waking up and hopping on.
>>27039004
>Where you live
Newcastle, UK
>Your favorite Pokemon caught so far
Poliwhirl
>What team you're on
Yellow
>Any funny stories related to Pokemon GO
Not exactyly funny, but I went to a gym and saw two guys on their phones together next to it. Turns out they were team Yellow too so I added a pokemon to their forces and they gave me a knowing smile and a nod
>>27039004
>Fort Worth
>Tauros
>Mystic
>Nothing unique yet minus from the usual AR encounters through the house (Rhyhorn in laundry room, Weedle under computer desk)
>>27039178
I was considering going with yellow because there are NO Yellow gyms around here, but I decided fuck that, Blue's an infinitely better color.
How pissed are Ingress players that we're crashing their shitty game, too? Because it's the same servers.
>>27039194
We've been awake you mong.
West coast here, and the servers shit the bed before I got on at 8am, blame yourselves, yuropoors
>>27039004
>England
>Valor
>pic related
Some guy in town centre came up to me and a mate asking how to get items. He was like mid twenties and had a baby in a pushchair, also saw a cute girl from college
>>27039193
I used to live off of Boniface. Camelot
>>27038750
>>27038761
>Couldn't take the wait
>Made a new google account
>Get up to the same level I was at before
>Servers crash again anyway and I still can't play
>>27039193
>>27039146
>>27039096
Also heard there are Wartortles downtown by a fountain. Gonna camp that later.
>>27039178
Fuck off bluefag, Valor is the non-cancer team
Can any Califags play? I can't log in with either google or PTC.
>>27039123
Pretty good so far. My neighborhood has a surprising number of gyms, even if I haven't seen other people playing yet. My school in downtown dallas is a pokestop, but there's no pokemon to catch in the area. Which is pretty shitty, I can't ignore class to go hunting. But I can get spare supplies as a reward for going to class, so there's that.
Venomoth is my new bro. Got a squirtle who I'd love to level up, and a Scyther. Surprised by my sudden love of bug pokemon from this.
>>27039004
>Where you live
Countryside, Scotland
>Your favorite Pokemon caught so far
pic related
>What team you're on
Blue
>Any funny stories related to Pokemon GO
I don't laugh when it comes to Pokemon.
>>27039213
Ingress is working fine for me, I think Niantic rolled out completely new servers for PoGo, just not enough
I just learned wigglytuff is first generation, i swear i thought its second or third
oh my FUCK im gonna get a 1000+cp wigglytuff or die trying
>>27039230
nope
its aids at this time, everyone's playing across the globe
>>27039228
>>27039178
INSTINCT!
>>27039177
I have an Ingress account, I can check for people who doesn't have accounts I only need the Address (country, city, town)
Wait fuck, you can get more clothes if you do it through PTC? I've been playing on google
I've heard stuff about the game being completely blocked in Brazil but not anywhere else, is this true?
>>27039221
Electabuzz? nice first one I've seen
>your bag is full
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
>>27038941
I've got two. They're everywhere in my neighborhood at night.
>>27039012
Yes size matters
>14k steps on Google Fit
Wew, this game is doing wonders for my health. Gonna go remove red and yellow kebab from the city tomorrow.
>>27039225
Oh okay, right by the hwy, nice. Lived here your whole life?
>>27038871
Heck off
>>27039004
>Salt Lake City
>Geodude
>Mystic
My friends and I keep seeing Asian couples out playing it (see them swiping, pointing at places, and very obviously moving to gyms/stops), but they give us the ol' slanty stinkeye and hide their phones the moment they notice we're playing, too.
>>27039263
better start using those Pokeballs
>>27039253
Could you check Holland michigan
>>27039004
>New Mexico
>540something Flareon I evolved last night
>Mystic (most gyms around me are Valor)
>Went out two days in a row with friends. Captured gyms before most people had the app. Buddy took a water tower gym he had to climb a chain link fence to get. I sent a rampaging Tauros at a nearby playground gym.
Next day everything has been overtaken by some red Valor fuck that has CP 1000 Pokemon everywhere.
Literally how? Did they not wipe data from the last beta test?
>servers always up
>no connectivity issues
>take down everyone's gyms uncontested
>leave a bunch of salty normies
>don't die by summer heat
Who nocturnal here?
>>27038984
>We got tiny lasagna
>>27039259
Probably for the best. Brazilians ruin everything video games and don't really deserve to have fun.
>>27039213
>Because it's the same servers.
Niantic really fucked up. Where did all the money go to if not new servers?
>>27039270
Most of it. Drove out a few years ago
>>27039239
>I don't laugh when it comes to Pokemon.
Do you guys lag when playing?
>>27039282
joggers with a dozen battery packs and incubators from pokestops
>>27039252
Red you fucking maggot! RED
>>27039289
I don't really think it's a good idea to be running around my neighborhood late at night. It's not SUPER ghetto, but I'm sure I'll run across like a half dozen drug deals in the process on these walking trails.
>see a fearow nearby
>get umbrella and go out in the rain to get it
>as soon as I find it and tap it to engage in capture it vanishes
>not even disconnected from the server
Someone explain this shit to me.
>>27039296
rubbing_hands.png
>>27039135
Boston player here too. You're talking about the Chipotle downtown close to Boston Common, right? I work downtown and I was pissed yesterday that there were so many pokestops, but I didn't have the time to explore since I had to clock in. And I haven't been able to log back in since.
>>27039282
You can pay to win this game. Just buy pokeballs and incense.
>>27039299
Nice. Only been here 3 yrs. pretty wet summer this year. Worried about playing time come winter.
>>27039296
New models and animations because why would they use the ones Gamefreak already had??
>>27039314
Apparently rarer or higher level pokemon can run away from encounters.
>tfw...
>>27039289
It's so much quieter at night. The cool air/breeze is a bonus.
>>27039314
it flew away, dummy
>>27039333
I didn't even get to encounter it; it literally just poofed off the map when I tapped it
>>27039004
>Starkville, MS
>Mystic
>Nidorina
Nothing too funny apart from people watching
>>27039277
This one?
>>27039328
Because Game Freak's battle engines lag like fucking hell already.
>>27039339
feels like defeat
>>27039289
I am.
It's great taking down 8-10 Gyms overnight with my 600CP beaters and leaving shitmon to rule.
Since they get defeated the next morning, I can do it all over again.
I gained 3 levels last night.
>>27039339
I know this feel
>>27039004
>San Diego
>Either Ponyta or Voltorb
>VALOR
>The name of my nearest gym is called Chilly Willy, after a restaurant that closed down
Posted my own thread but ill post here too.
...Anonymous
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>Be me
>Be carless
>Friend running eraands in town
>Friend has car
>I go with because im out if pokeballs and Mankeys and Beedrills have shown alot around where i live
>GIMMIE.jpg
>20 minute drive to post office, try 12 times on way there
>Each time the servers are fucked the fuck up
>"Our servers are having issues, come back later"
>Get to post office and friend goes in
>Go connects and post office is a Gym
>Need to join a team still
>Sweet mothet of baby jesus yes!
>Join Mystic master race
>Gym already taken by blue so no worries
>Little spinning pokeball appears
>fuck.png
>"Our servers are having trouble please come back later"
>Shiiiiiiiiit! I need pokeballs!
>Okay calm down, still going 20 minutes away to get ice cream at a place with my friend. Ice cream place and massice cone statue are pokespots as confirmed by Ingress
>try to connect 15 times on the way there no luck
>park and eat ice cream and chill for 30 minutes
>no luck
>return home where the ice cream place is 2 miles away and theres jack shit in sight of my house
>Guess ill try again next time im out
tldr i was driven around for over an hour and couldnt connect but for 2 minutes. I tried 25+ times.
>>27039310
If I see any of you wanna-be mastas not reppin yellow in my fucking town!
Is it a bad idea to go out at 4 AM in the morning to catch some pokemon?
>>27039310
>>27039370
>not being a cool-headed blue
This game will be amazing in autumn when its nice and cool and kids are in school
Are there any confirmed report of bans? People keep spreading around the rumor, but is there any truth to it?
>>27038871
Because you tried the Mewtwo hack,asshole.
>>27039321
I figured as much, but that's still kinda trash.
Servers have been fucking up so much we haven't been able to play a ton.
He must've night run that shit.
So what actually determines spawns? At work I've seen a Goldeen spawn in the exact same spot over and over. At home I get fuck all. Literally nothing.
is it better to cap with a big circle or a weeny circle
>>27039373
Well it depends on your neighborhood, don't it
Anyone been unable to get in through Google for hours? Just when I'm outside for work baka
I just spent 7 hours, ripped on acid, catching mons with friends.
It was a fucking blast, cant wait for the servers to get stable...
>>27039314
happened to me with a Haunter today. It's just lag
>>27039369
>2 miles away
literally a short bike ride
>>27039262
Low kick and TBolt
He smashes the Pidgeot and Raticate gyms that are so common
>>27039339
iktf brother, too bad we have to break out the shekels to buy more incense!
>>27039373
I'd say do it around 5-5:30 and then you can pose as an early jogger.
these fucking servers
Or am I banned
>>27039273
>they give us the ol' slanty stinkeye and hide their phones the moment they notice we're playing, too
if they're japanese it's because they're ashamed of playing video games and looking like otaku; it's part of their shitty culture to not have any fun and then die after working the same job for 70+ years
if they're chinese or korean they're almost 100% likely to be just assholes who hate americans
>>27039004
>South Texas
>Growlithe
>Mystic
I dont have any funny stories yet..The local fitness gym I go to has a Pokemon Gym right outside of it and it's in war. It's controlled by one team before my workout, it's controlled by another after my workout.
>tfw too scared to play GO in the gym incase the biggest guys in the gym are the competition and dont want to be beaten to a pulp
>
>tfw
>>27039373
Servers were flawless for hours after midnight yesterday. Definitely do it
Also
>4am in the morning
>>27039392
I can log in fine, but I still hit the "our servers are experiencing problems" screen.
>hit level 9
>servers crash
>spam log in until they come up again for a brief instant
>still level 9, but didn't get any rewards (incense, nigga)
>game crashes again
gg niantic
Fuck are the servers down 24/7 or what the shit am I looking at here. Anyone else from germany having the same problems?
>>27039375
>>27039370
Cancerous Mystic and Instinct fags need to go
I call for a PURGE
