Ok guys.
As femanons have already chosen Aggron /vp/'s official husbando it's time to choose /vp/'s official waifu.
I know there are lots of diverse opinions so I haven't opened a Strawpoll yet, so nominate a candidate and tell us why is your option.
we know it's gardevoir. Just pick her ffs
Gardevoir, since there always seems to be a thread about her.
Gardobor. Because I have a garbage fetish.
fuck gardevoir
pic related is best waifu
Roserade
>>26555840
^this
...I like infernape
Gardevoir is a pleb waifu, she's entry-tier nonsense.
Aggron makes as good a Waifu as a Husbando. Aggron is just /vp/'s official spouse.
100% waifu material
>>26555917
Nominate yours then.
Every now and then I see Mismagius threads popping up.
And usually those threads are pretty tame.
Gardevoir Is for plebs.
Vaporeon you dumb fucks.
I can't believe no one has nominated Mawile.
/vp/'s official waifu should be Latias.
>sweet caring playful psychic dragon airplane with transformation powers
See reason, gentlemen.
It isn't mine, but I nominate Meowstic.
I nominate Miltank
>>26555955
This.
Either Vaporeon or Glaceon is the right answer.
Why has nobody nominated Jynx yet? She was designed to be a great waifu.
>>26556022
Reminder that marie is best wife and callie is trash/
No Lopunny or Meloetta even mentioned yet?
Pink female swampert
>>26555828
Our current nominees are
Gardevoir: The village bicycle, Firstgirl, and has empathetic orgasms.
Meloetta: Gardevoir's best frenemy, out to steal Garde's man. Has a voice like honey.
Miltank: A garuntee that your children will grow up with a skeleton like a Space Marine.
Garbodor: I guess.
Mismagius: The shy, non-semen demon, mischievious ghost girl.
Mawile: The plucky ponytailed go-getter who is adaaa'wable up front, and a party in the back.
Vaporeon: The only girl that you can drink.
Latias: The cutie-pie dragon jet-plane who comes with a kickass brother in-law
Lilligent: The refined ditz who loves sun and might have viney tentacles.
Aggron: Seeking to become the two-time marriage champ for being a protective, nurturing fucktrain.
Roselia: The pintsized cum dumpster.
Lopunny: The playboy bunny looking for a real relationship. Actually practices martial arts and could pin you.
Meowstic: The engaged psy-cat who is looking for someone to cuck her Fiance'
Jynx: The misunderstood, lonely girl nobody will hang out with after that one time she did something offensive that nobody ever forgave her for.
In the interest of impartiality, I cannot post my vote, no matter how cute the lil' dragon jet may be.
Goodra.
>>26556176
Post why.
FLORGES FLORGES FLORGES
>>26555888
The trips have spoken! I also nominate this beautiful fucker.
Even though Latias is the best waifu, Vaporeon is the only option for /vp/.
Anyone who says otherwise is a newfag and their vote is null and void.
>>26556188
Sticky and fun.
These two.
sea snek
rusefox
Magearna, the kinda stoic android waifu
Courtney. Pokemon are not for waifuing
>>26556152
I nominate Blissey for waifu. They're all girls, so no confusion on gender, they make killer omlettes, and they are T H I C C
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>>26555888
Did someone say double trips o truth
>>26555828
It obviously is Gardevoir. Best waifu and Gardevoir threads are everywhere.
/vp/oreon is also a choice.
>>26555917
>Entry tier = bad
Epic
Delphox
I vote Latias!
I'd post the updated nominee list, but it keeps thinking it is spam. Oh, well.
>>26556886
Replace Goodra for Gxxdra and it all will be fine.
>>26555828
>Aggron
femanons how could you.
Guys our taste HAS to be better than their taste, choose wisely
>>26557137
Good arguments were made.
A gentle and caring nature, a natural gardener, you get to be safe as fuck, and it can actually help out around the house.
That is a fairly solid list of features as a husband.
Remember, this isn't for a one-night stand, it is for a life partner to raise a family with.
>>26557137
This.
Where the fuck was I during that thread? The true husbando award should go toGreninja
>>26556152
Adding
Serperior: The tsundere grass snake who pretends to have a superiority complex. Really just want you to think highly of her.
Milotic: The most elegant girl, hands down. Skillfully mixes her plushy, damp body against constriction sex.
Blissy: The most doting mother to your children, and immune to Menopause. The queen of cuddles. Perma-thicc.
Zoroark: Everyday, you wake up with a new Waifu. Odds are good that she will fuck with you, and regularly disguise herself as Conkeldurr right when you are about to spurt.
Magearna: Never gets sick or tired, and her love for you will never change. Daylong handjobs are possible. Dick in a gearshaft problem optional.
Gxxdra: Entire body is an orifice ,and will envelop you in the warmest, suffocating hugs. You will learn to buy cheap clothing.
Braixen: The other village bicycle, secondgirl, and thinks she's better than you. Actually has an inferiority complex around her sister, leading to her personality.
Delphox: Braixen's big sister. Has odd fashion sense, and a bit of a nerdy shut in, but far more openly caring and nice than her little sister. Has a well-defined set of kinks that she WILL want to go with regularly, probably one or two of them aren't what you are into.
Glaceon: Always cool, both in temperment and in the bed. You can develop a hobby in creating designs with your frozen spooge.
Florges: Always smells like flowers, and has a nice booty. Really cares what you think about her appearance.
>>26557087
Thanks anon, forgot about that.
>>26557187
Magearna. It's literally a maid qt Pokémon. She's literally maid for sex, cuddles and tender loving. Top-tier waifu right here
As a femanon I never actually considered Aggron, but it makes sense. Garchomp is strong but is also too rough to be hubby material.
Most grass types are pretty great but the only correct choice is Mawile.
Lapras desu
Nominating my waifu Virizion. Not very popular, but beautiful and elegant nonetheless.
>tfw /vp/ will never have the board unity needed to agree on things like this
At least the femanons had their thread late at night after the kiddos had to go to bed.
>>26557209
You missy have good taste. I'll go gay for Greninja any day.Unless it's Ash-ninja
>>26557187
I just cant get past big steel monster man. Though I cant deny those are fine arguments. Not really specific to Aggron though.
>>26555926
>blood waifu
This guy knows whats up, everyone else is objecti-
>>26556359
>vaporeon
welp, shows over. I was simgularly wrong.
>>26557227
>regularly disguise herself as Conkeldurr right when you are about to spurt.
implying this is a bad thing
>>26556359
I never understood this meme.
>>26557561
/vp/oreon
>>26557244
what the hell man.
It's literally made out of metal gears.
Like a cross between a toy robot and an antique clock.
>>26557641
She may be metal gears, but I'd give her my solid snake.
>>26557548
Never implied that it was, just that it would happen
>>26556152
>>26557227
The nomination process is slowing down, which means we may be reaching the end of that stage.
Lapras: A very kind gal with a nice sense of humor. Anatomical structure means if you two are having sex, she is on top. You might also need to remodel your home.
Virizion: Very physically affectionate, but kind of a prude. Has a teeny bit of SJW in her, though she won't jump at phantom injustices. Skilled martial artist.
If you try and cheat on her, you probably won't survive.
>>26557497
Why are there so many sexual grass types?
Gardevoir is basically the Waifu Pokemon though.
I'mma go ahead and say begin the debating process. A few points to remember.
This is deciding a wife, not a one-night stand. This is going to be your partner, mother of your children, and co-holder of your house and belongings.
Be willing to agree to disagree, and not clog up the thread with the back-and-forth. Post points, and counterpoints to a waifu.
This is part pick your waifu, and part pick one we can all settle on. Your 10/10 waifu choice might fall by the wayside of your 7/10. Inevitably, the popular choice will end up as someone's "0/10, suicide instead" option, but hopefully there won't be too many of these.
By all means, if you get here late, or remember someone, feel free to add another nomination.
Try your best to be civil, and, of course, images are valuable support to a Waifu's case.
Let's try to pick a Waifu, /vp/
>>26557984
I want Leavanny to make clothes for my children.
It's said bonds between these pokemom are very strong and that they're protective of their pack mates which sounds like a really nice waifu.
>>26558300
Another thing to add is that they often transform into humans, so I could take her out on nice dates if I wanted to without the confused stares.
>>26555828
I think we can all agree it's Dodrio
>>26558337
Latias shares this perk.
Gardevoir, and Florges are humanlike enough that they could pass at a distance if you gave them clothing.
>>26557984
See >>26557244
I'm going to go ahead and shill for Magearna again in a traditional scenario. Just imagine this scenario
>Tough day at job/college/both
>Arrive at your house
>See pic related smiling at you
>Dinner ready in tableShe's not a maid for nothing
>Being a Steel-type, she's not so good for cuddles
>But makes up with her Fairy-type, as she could be sweet and cute, which means tender care.
>As a Steel-type, it's very probable that she won't age in the traditional way, so her beauty will be long-lasting
>She'll tend for your needs for decades to come and will probably outlive youI could be very biased since I'm full of waifufaggotry
There's no way it's not Vaporeon.
>>26556359
>>26558810
>>26558810
I didn't know aggron became official husbando, I support this 100%.
My vote for waifu is togekiss.
I missed whatever got removed, so whatever.
We've got some good arguments for Zoroark, Latias, and Magearna.
Additionally, Blissy has a fair point from earlier.
I'm not yet sure if what made Aggron Husbandu champ has translated well into Waifu territory, though the landscaping hobby and caring nature are worth mentioning, I guess.
Vaporeon's name has come up a lot, but without any actual points. Name buzzing is good, but it can't be everything. Convince people!
Leavanny: You will never buy clothes again, and she can manage all forms of small home repair herself. A very economical choice.
>>26555926
This guy knows his stuff
Lilligant is top tier. Also, it learns QUIVER DANCe.
>>26558919
Go ahead. I want to read.
>>26558919
>Vaporeon's name has come up a lot, but without any actual points. Name buzzing is good, but it can't be everything. Convince people!
its a fucking meme
>>26558919
>Vaporeon's name has come up a lot, but without any actual points. Name buzzing is good, but it can't be everything. Convince people!
Vaporeon is /vp/'s soulmate. She's been there from the very beginning and she's stayed with us every step of the way. Through every hype, every lull, and everything in between, we have always been /vp/oreons, and we always will be.
Other waifu candidates are based on hypothetical waifu traits, but Vaporeon is the only one to actually stand by us. With Vaporeon, we are never truly simgle.
Waifu materials?
Gardevoir or Mismagius, liligant or maybe magearna.
The other i dusqualify because for me, they are too small (Meloetta rosella etc.), or their apperance is not close enought to female human (blissey, phox, zoroark etc.).
So lets roll now.
First of all good waifu must have good smile so sry magearna, you are out (magearna cant smile).
Now is time for cute conquest (third place is out), well mismagius is cutest pokemon typy byt from other waifumons she is not cute as gardevoir or liligant so... out.
Now is time to personvality conquest. Well if you own them both, they still love you.
So its time for possibilities. Good waifu must be good in housework. Liligant has awkard leafs instead of hands, so she will have problems with grapping anything.
Gardevoir, mayve doesent has perfect hands but she can use psychic power instead of hands so Gardevoir can do housework very easily also ability to read future will let her know when dinner must be ready when you come home.
So overall CLASSIC WAIFU still best waifu so i give vote to gardevoir
>community waifu/husbando
>>26559232
Don't you know? /vp/ is one person.
>>26559167
Zoroark may not have a flat face like Gardevoir and liligant, but she does have the thick thighs, chest, hair, walk upright, and has feminine makeup-like markings to be considered human enough.
Nonetheless less give the illusion of a being entirely human.
>>26556599
Checked
I'mma start giving pros and cons. If you believe a point needs to be raised, chime in. If you have reason to believe I sorted a pro into con or vice-versa, that is also a valid point.
Gardevoir
Pros
>Eternally loyal
>Capable of psychic/empathetic communication
>Requires no special accommodations
>Empathetic Orgasms
>Related, she gets of from giving you a BJ or handy.
>Psychic powers
>Will not let you die if she can help it. At worst, you won't die alone.
Cons
>Everyone will think you are boring.
>slight Yandere tendencies.
>Capable of detecting thought crime.
>Capable of punishing thought crime.
>Chest crystal makes missionary position difficult.
>Waifish figure means you will need to be gentle
>"Dress" is unremovable
>"Hair" is a hard, hornlike substance.
>Your wife and kids will keep secrets from you.
>You will not be able to die knowing she will live the rest of her life well.
Uncertainty:
How will her devotion translate as a mother?
>>26559401
>yandere
It would depend of her nature. Or else that should be a con in all the nominees
>hair is a hornlike substance
Source?
Latias!
Miltank
Pros:
>Requires no special accomodations.
>Endless supply of highly nutritious milk.
>A good cuddler.
>Surprisingly fit
>Can beat up ghosts
Cons:
>Barnyard smell
>Hooves mean no footsie.
>Kind of short.
>Horns present a possible hazzard in bed and in life
>Kids will literally have a cow for a mom.
>>26559449
Absolute devotion and yandere kind of go hand-in-hand. It is of special consideration for Gardevoir.
Thinking about it, I cannot recall the source of the hair trivia. Strike it from the record unless someone has that on hand.
>>26557698
underrated post
>>26559473
the fug is that in between her legs and why does it have two mustaches
Latias
Pros
>Can communicate psychically to some degree.
>Soft down means incredible cuddles.
>Psychic powers
>Flight
>Big enough to carry you.
>Can learn Heal Pulse by level up, saving on hospital costs when you, or your children get hurt.
>Can take a human form if needed to make going on a date less awkward.
>Latios is a pretty cool brother-in-law
Capable of invisibility.
>Could probably stuff pillows with her shed down.
Cons:
>Requires extra-wide doorways and possibly a hole in your roof. Possible to negate using her form-changing abilities.
>Probably not strong enough to carry you more than a few miles.
>Still can't talk in her human form; if someone tries to strike up a conversation, the jig is up.
>Wings get awkward in intimate situations.
>Feet but no legs means she can land, but not much else.
>Invisibility means she could be watching you at any time. Be careful what you fap to.
>If you wrong her, Latios shows up at your apartment drunk and ready for a fight.
Unknown:
Is her human form an actual shapeshift, or an illusion?
Melloetta
Pros:
>That voice
>Possible psychic communication. (I apologize, but I do not remember if she could or not. Anyone who could clear this up would be a lifesaver).
>Psychic powers
>Can switch between a dainty waifu and an acrobatic ass-kicker at the drop of a hat.
>Your children will be incredibly talented musically, even if from nothing else than exposure.
Cons:
>Pretty short
>You may never again know silence.
>Can switch between a dainty waifu and an acrobatic asskicker at the drop of a hat.
>>26559501
That's her tail anon.
Mismagius
>Requires no special accommodations.
>Can pass through walls.
>Can un-haunt a house.
>You and your kids will stop being afraid of ghosts.
>Cheap to feed.
Cons:
>Not exactly sure how you fug.
>Related, not exactly sure if she can have traditional children.
>Chills to the touch.
>Closed doors mean nothing to her.
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>>26559501
Her tail, and the mustaches are her feet/rudders.
Zoroark
Pros:
>Very soft and cuddly
>Incredibly protective of her loved ones
>Would risk her own life to keep you safe
>She can make breath taking scenery through illusions and keep your home hidden from others if needed
>she can take on a human form and even speak to you through it so dating in public wouldn't be a problem
>her pups can take on human forms too so your whole family could appear normal
Cons:
>her kind is known to hold deep grudges towards those who tried to hurt anyone she holds dear
>Her protective nature could make her controlling and worrisome of what you're doing when you're away from her
>Her human transformation is merely an illusion so you can't physically do much to her
>sharp claws and teeth
>she might want to punish you if you fail to catch her, by trapping you in an illusion.
>>26559474
>>26559657
Why are you listing being short as a con? I mean, you can not listed as a pro either but still...
Blissey
>Quite possible the queen of cuddles.
>You never need to buy eggs again
>Related, you will always be happy.
>She will single-handedly raise as many children as necessary.
>Can learn Heal Pulse by level up, saving on hospital costs when you, or your children get hurt.
>Has a nursing degree.
>Stronger than she looks
>Will never hit menopause
Cons:
>Her stubby legs mean you aren't going anywhere fast with her.
>She bruises very easily. Everyone will know what you did last night for weeks.
>Blob-like physique means getting creative in bed is difficult.
>Eating her eggs might get weird once you have kids with her.
>She is stronger than she looks.
>She will never hit menopause. Condoms will be necessary for the rest of your life unless you want to be the new Duggers.
>>26559783
Not just short, but under 4 foot short. Kinda short is used, because really short is reserved for things under two feet. Meloetta is right on the brink, actually.
Whether or not that is your thing, it will make the relationship more awkward in practice.
Some cons can be worked around if you get creative, or just happen to have a solution on hand, mind.
>>26559401
What worries about Gardevoir as a waifu is what happens if you die and she can't help it. Knowing that she's a powerful and extremely loyal being and feeling that feeling of not being able to help you when you needed.
A widow Gardevoir would be the saddest living being in the world.
Damn, everyone's making such good points. I feel bad for OP.
Lapras
Pros:
>You will never buy a boat.
>Your children will probably be taught to swim, and definitely never drown in her presence.
>You save on electric bills by unplugging your AC, refrigerator, and freezer.
Cons:
>Clumsy on land.
>Will track in dirt and mud, ruining any and all carpets.
>Your home will need water. Lots of it.
>Death by snu-snu is a real possibility.
>You will need a special bed and/or fugging surface.
>You will need a large trailer to drive her anywhere.
>If you are showering together, you are showering cold.
>Fish breath.
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>>26559960
My only possible mitigation there is the question of whether or not her devotion would transfer to your kids, or the knowledge that she would probably die before you if she thought there was even a 1% chance her death might help.
>>26559960
Didn't mystery dungeon hada Gardevoir that lost its trainer?I don't remember how was she?
>>26559161
This guy knows what's up.
Aggron
Pros:
>Your backyard will be fucking amazing.
>Your house will never be broken into.
>If your house IS broken into, you will never learn the identity of the victim.
>Will do its absolute best to not crush you.
>Can move earth for free, building a sweet basement is easy.
>Can build a house in a week.
>Will care for you and your children like its life depends on it.
>Kids will basically grow up with a park in their backyard.
>Free dinosaur rides for you and the family.
>It will take dominance in the relationship.
Cons:
>Really big.
>You will need a large, sturdy house. Mitigated somewhat by the fact that she can build it.
>People will think she's a man at first glance. They won't believe you when you tell them otherwise.
>Size difference means she's loose.
>Death by snu-snu is probably the way you will go.
>Combination of above two factors means if she is climaxing, it isn't with you.
>You will loose all domestic disputes
>You will need a moving truck to take her anywhere.
>Literally shits steel.
>It will take absolute dominance in your relationship.
>>26560053
>Gardevoir
After her trainer abandoned her she became an agent of the spirits. Because of this she doesn't remember much of her past, sadly enough.
Need pros and cons for liligant and audiono
Vaporeon
Pros:
>An old friend, common ground between you.
>Your kids will learn to swim.
>Can hug her when it is hot out to cool down.
>Water-dependent invisibility.
>Bathing in your waifu is a fetish satisfied almost nowhere else.
Cons:
>Kind of small
>No hands
>Your house will need lots of water.
>That tail will always be in the way.
>Hugging her when it is cold will be less attractive.
>There will always be a danger that you accidentally drink her.
>>26560243
you forgot
>will never be simgle
Lilagant
Pros:
>Eats sunlight
>Entrainment+Chlorophyll may mean you can survive of sunlight as well.
>Provides an oxygen-rich environment for you and your kids.
>Sleep Powder solves insomnia problems.
>smells nice.
>A fabulous dancer
Cons:
>You will have to pick up gardening to maintain her appearance and health (Source, any pokedex entry ever).
>Bugs eating your waifu is a real danger
>Pseudohands only
>No mouth (?)
>Occasionally spaces out during romantic moments.
Audino:
Pros:
>Can learn Heal Pulse by level up, saving on hospital costs when you, or your children get hurt.
>Has a nursing degree.
>You never need to tell her what is wrong, just let her poke you with her ear danglies.
>Can hear everything
Cons:
>Kinda short.
>You may have to learn to speak softly to not hurt your ears.
>Bruises easily, though not as bad as Blissey. What you did last night is only advertised for a day.
>Might get overly fussy about the well-being of you and your children.
>Can hear everything.
Liligant
Pros:
>Soft to the touch and smells really nice
>her flower emits a sweet smelling aroma that can make anyone feel relaxed
>she's only 35 lbs!
>is considered rare and loved by many
>probably knows how to make some awesome teas
Cons:
>Since she's so rare not much is known about her
>she requires a lot of care and patience for her flower to bloom
>the flower can wither fast if you don't care for it properly
>she has leaves for hands
>no mouth
Middle:
>She's short
>>26560371
Woops, I shouldve refreshed before I posted.
Lilligant, Meloetta, or Vaporeon, in that order.
LILLIGANT OR GTFO
Virizion
Pros:
>Large enough to ride.
>You might not need a car for short trips.
>Can survive off sunlight.
>Is a total badass in a fight.
>Will keep you very safe.
>Sporty and physically fit.
>Has high expectations of you.
>Terrakion makes a great drinking buddy.
Cons:
>No hands
>Horns are a hazard in bed, and in life.
>You will lose every domestic dispute.
>Has high expectations of you.
>Keldeo makes a shit drinking buddy.
Question:
I didn't watch the Keldeo movie. Is she speech capable? That would be a pro.
>>26560505
hey, no problem with more perspectives on the same 'mons. I'm only one writefag.
>>26560432
>don't be an ass
>no cons
Magearna
Pros
>Eternally loyal.
>Her feelings for you will never change.
>Handjobs last until you can't take any more.
>Very good at housework.
>Your kids will never go through loosing a mother, except to an airline crash or some shit.
>Doesn't eat or sleep.
>That Expression
Cons:
>Her feelings for you will never change
>You might have to learn the basics of mechanics in case something breaks.
>Hard to shake the master/servant vibe from your relationship.
>Might not be able to have children.
>Children will grow up to be spoiled little shits as their mom is actually their maid.
>Only one expression.
>The dangers of putting anything connected to you in a gearshaft.
Question: Does she talk? We won't know for a while.
>>26555828
I thought our official waifu was already Serebii Joe.
Garbodor
Pros:
>Probably pretty loyal.
>Will keep your house and neighborhood clean of trash. Most of it, at least
>Garbage smell(?)
Cons:
>Is garbage.
>Sprays garbage when excited
>Risk of detonation, which could kill you and your children, and will certainly leave your children with a trauma.
>Not sure how you fug
>Garbage Smell
>>26560517
Yep, she is speech capable in that movie.
Waifu?.... Soo choose Heliolisk, because best lizard'mon
Mawile
Pros:
>Stylish haircut.
>No special accommodations required (I've forgotten this one a few times, sorry)
>Great baseball coach, and Speedeating champion.
>Jaw/horn can double as a backpack.
>Can eat and make mouth noises at the same time.
>Can give a bj and make out at the same time.
Cons:
>Pretty short
>Poor balance.
>Risk of limb loss
>Jaw/horn will constantly get in the way.
>The bj+make out will be sketchy as fuck one way or the other.
>>26559579
She can learn sign language.
Milotic
Pros
>You will become chill as fuck
>Cool, damp body is a godsend on hot summer days.
>Constriction sex.
>Your kids will probably learn to swim, and won't drown on her watch.
Cons:
>Fuck heug
>Death by snu-snu a real danger.
>Requires lots of water, and lots of space.
Needs a moving truck to be driven anywhere.
>Will turn you beta by disabling any anger response you might otherwise exhibit.
>Slight risk of emotionally damaged children due to above affect.
>Fish Breath.
>Her body hardens when she falls asleep. This could be hazardous if it occurs after aforementioned constriction sex.
Question:
Can fish pokemon breathe air? That could pose a problem. Gonna assume they do for now on the grounds of battles, but then anything else does just fine underwater, so idk.
Because it's more fun with images, I'll copypaste your posts into nice pics.
I wanted to add a chart to fill blank space but it would be too much autism.
>>26560780
A very solid point I entirely forgot to consider.
You'd need to learn it too, which is more effort, but not too bad.
>>26560833
Nice idea! Good job.
Glaceon
Pros:
>Doubles as an ice pack on hot summer days.
>Lowers the electricity bill since you can unplug the AC, refrigerator, and freezer.
>Kids can get any important dates off from school due to a freak snowstorm.
>Have you ever stuck your dick into something frozen before?
>You two will never need to walk around a body of water
Cons:
>Kinda small
>If you two shower together, you are showering cold.
>Cuddling for too long is bad for both of you.
>Hot food is a thing of the past.
>Her cold body is less appealing in cold weather.
>Risk of dick lacerations from any frozen bumps or folds in her.
>Risk of children abusing freak snowstorms and leaving highschool illiterate.
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>>26560833
Doing God's work, anon.
Serperior
Pros:
>Can survive off sunlight
>Constriction sex
>Viney tentacle sex
>Surprisingly light
>Can spit acid
Cons:
>A bit large.
>Possible death by snu-snu
>worthless hands
>Real risk of bugs eating your Waifu
>Bondage is the only thing it knows.
>Would be condescending if it could talk.
Braixen
Pros
>Soft fur makes for good cuddling, especially in winter.
>Never need matches again.
>Saves on the heating bill.
>Entertains company with magic tricks.
>Tail doubles as a pillow
>Good senses
Cons
>Pretty small
>She won't ditch that stick. Ever.
>You will either have to secure an everstone, or else never let her leave your side to keep her a Braixen.
>Much less appealing to sleep next to in the middle of summer.
>Random, accidental fires mean you need to install an intense smoke detection and sprinkler system, as well as waterproofing things.
>People will regularly ask where your wife is, While you two are together.
>Waifish figure means you will have to be extra gentle.
>bjs come with an extra side of fang.
>no one even mentioning emocat as waifu material
i am disappoint
Delphox
Pros
>Saves on the heating bill
>Psychic powers
>Never need matches again
>Light for her size
>Good senses
>Entertains company with magic tricks.
>Will stop you from driving to work on that fateful day.
>Lesser chance your children will lose a parent.
Cons:
>You will always remember when she was more cuddly.
>Getting wet destroys her image.
>She won't ditch that stick. Ever.
>Much less appealing to sleep next to in the middle of summer.
>Random, accidental fires mean you need to install an intense smoke detection and sprinkler system, as well as waterproofing things.
>bjs come with an extra side of fang.
>Knowledge that she probably knows when you are going to die.
>Paranoia every time she does something nice for you.
>>26555828
we need an official poll conducted
>>26561086
That's what late entries are for, anon!
Absol
Pros:
>Good cuddler
>might stop you from driving to work on that fateful day.
>High chance that she will have your kids play hooky in an open field on the day that 9.7 earthquake hits.
>A great consultant when looking for a home.
>No special accommodations required.
Cons:
>Horns are a hazard in bed, and in life.
>No hands
>The dangers of unguarded talons.
>Sulks in response to adversity.
>Fur will need constant cleaning and grooming to not look like shit.
Can't be anyone else but Glalie, of course.
>giant huggable face that will always be with you
Gxxdra
Pros
>Can hug you all over
>Very affectionate
>Will keep you safe
>Can shoot all kinds of lasers
>One of few Waifus who can do everything to you at the same time. Every part will either fug or be fugged.
Cons:
>Pretty big.
>Can't name her on 4chan.
>Ruins clothing.
>May accidently drown your children.
>May accidentally break your spine with a hugg.
>Death by Snu-snu in both classic and new, limited edition drowning flavor.
>Requires lots of water.
>WILL do everything to you.
One more, then it is sleepy-byes for me.
Florges
Pros:
>Nice ass
>smells nice
>Learns Heal Bell by level up, so she can help you and your kids when you get sick, and doubles as an alarm clock.
>Will make your backyard a floral paradise.
Cons
>Kinda short
>You need enough space to grow a large enough garden for her.
>She will regularly need to bask in that garden.
>Has difficulty walking on those excuses for feet.
>Those ankle leaf... things will always get in the way.
How's life as a furry?
Last, my totally unofficial assessment.
Latias, Delphox, and Virizion are making solid cases.
Gardevoir, Mawile, Blissey, Magearna, and Liligent have strong upsides, balanced against strong downsides.
Audino is a less benfiecial Blissey with fewer downsides.
Aggron is useful as shit, but is a giant metal dinosaur that will probably fug you to death.
Lapras, while nice, is almost a textbook definition of "labor of love".
Sneks have little value outside the bedroom. Milotic might mindrape you in an unexpected twist.
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>>26561283
I wouldn't know anon. I don't want to marry one, I just want to weigh the pros and cons of doing so in the infinitesimally small chance that this issue comes up, I am ready for it with confidence.
You know what they say!
"Knowing is half the battle". (G.I. Joe: American Hero)
>>26555828
Cincinno and/or Clefable.
Cincinno is cute and fuzzy and huggable.
Clefable is just a big tub of lard, but it looks happy and soft, and it's a beastly tank, so it'll protect you forever.
>>26561283
It's alright, Redditor.
>>26555888
tooo small to fug
>>26561363
Your analysis is very thorough but what about the bug waifus?
Leavanny, Scolipede, Volcarona, Scizor and the likes?
Lilligant is the only objectively correct choice. Gardevoir is normie tier shit.
Lilligant loves to dance, is soft, is nice, and is very pretty. She's innocent and trusting. She's a good fighter that looks cute while destroying the opposition (own tempo plus quiver dance)
She's nowhere near an animal, so the degenerate furries will stay away.
She's a rare beautiful flower that only blooms and reaches her full potential with your love. She's a ditzy but powerful lady who everyone respects, not some cheap call girl like Lopunny.
Lilligant is the only choice.
>>26561363
Delphox, Latias, Zoroark, Virizion, Lopunny are all furry bait and disqualified.
Blissey and Audino are fat.
Gardevoir is too common
Magearna is legendary/mythical, so too rare.
Mawile is tiny, eats people's souls, and refuses to look forward.
Lilligant is humanoid but not too human like, is nowhere near being furry, is a rare flower that blooms with love, is adorable and nice, is strong in battle but not OU trash, loves dancing, is fully clothed, and smells nice.
Isn't, like, Lilligant wearing a crown?
Seems like the winning waifu to me.
>>26555828
Vaporeon.
This is the truest of waifus, just imagine yourselves flying across the world together, exploring the corners of the earth.
I dont care i;m boring. Gardewaifu is best waifu
>>26555954
truth
>>26555926
Putting my vote for top lil
>>26556522
>THICC
>not posting best bbw pumpkin
>>26559161
>we used to all work at Team Rocket
>vaoporeon brought us on the straight and narrow
>>26563279
>not posting full pic
>>26555828
honestly... its Swadloon
How coud it be that none of you have emit the Frolass option ?
She is japanese so for nearly weaboos like us it's perfect.
She is a cute Kudere, shy and totaly lovely, she could fly and if you like skiing, snowball and if your must is a romantic night in a montain cottage she is PERFECT !
Best cat waifu
>>26556152
>>26557227
>>26555828
>femanons
Hahaha
I love Lilligant, Audino,Goo.draand the C U T E feminine Pokemon lots, I can't decide who to pick!
>>26561423
If Cinccino's instincts from being a Minccino still apply as well, it'd certainly help with cleaning.
>>26564718
weasels are not cats
1:Delphox
2: Gardevoir
3: Latias
4: Zoroark
5: Serperior
6: Lopunny
Roughly in that order of preference.
Gardevoir is top choice.
I wouldn't say no to latias close second.
Reshiram third
Lilligant top tier waifumon
>>26566456
Furry scum.
Have you consideredScizorfor your waifu?
>>26567289
Where do you think you are?
I like it because it's a psychic type, and probably warm as fuck to cuddle with. Gardevoir is there because we could probably bond more, even if I think Delphox is roughly capable of the same things.
save us from this rotom
Latias because Gardevoir is too mainstream.
>>26555913
Post more monke
>>26555888
Double trips must be obeyed.
Another vote for the master of illusions!
It's gotta be Vaporeon.
>>26555828
Wormadam
>>26568625
Planefucker
vaporeon all the way
After a long winter's nap, I return, like some frakish garbage pheonix, to evaluate more Waifu materials
All these now nominees... And I thought I was almost done. Ah, well, the more the merrier!
Froslass
Pros:
>Saves on the electric bill since you can unplug the AC, Refrigerator, and Freezer.
>Levitation, holmes.
>About the closest a pokemon will ever come to curing yellow fever
>The perpetually sweaty ass-crack of mid-summer in a humid climate is a thing of the past.
>Your kids get important dates off from school due to a freak snowstorm.
Cons
>Not entirely sure how you fug
>If you shower together, you shower cold.
>Your house may never again rise above 50 degrees Fahrenheit.
>Getting a bj for more than about 3 minutes may prove hazardous.
>Much less cuddly during cold weather.
>Horns are a hazard in bed, and in life.
Scizor
Pros:
>Built like a steel shithouse
>You will never need a boxcutter again
>Limited flight
Hazards:
>Sharp claws/pincers interfere with intimate moments.
>Limited hands
>Can give you the stink-eye while looking the other way.
>Metal edges.
>Good chance that you and your kids will end up loosing a few fingers.
>>26555828
>Femanons chose the bara metal dinosaur
lol okay.
>>26555828
Magby pls
Weavile
Pros:
>Doubles as an ice pack in hot weather.
>Can make a get-away like no other waifu
>Can out-burgle would be burglers
>Have you ever stuck your dick in something frozen?
Cons:
>Kinda short
>Less cuddly in the cold
>The pawn shop will start carrying your belongings
>If you shower together, you shower cold
>Gnarly claws interfere with intimate moments
>Limited hands
>Might end up in jail.
>no spicy hot sonic chicken
what the literal fuck is wrong with you /vp/?
Cinccino
Pros:
>Suave as fuck with those tailscarves.
>Cleans your house obsessively
>Great at ping-pong, paddleball, and similar games.
>A fantastic snuggler
Cons:
>Really short
>You will have to constantly clean and groom her fur or else it will look like shit
>Will probably throw away some of your stuff while in a cleaning frenzy.
>Your kids will probably grow up to be afraid of dirt.
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>>26573041
I wouldn't be too dismissive, anon. Aggron made a solid selection of points as waifu as well.
Gliscor
Pros:
>Flight
>Big enough to carry you, Fly HM be damned.
>You will never need boxcutters again.
>Can see perfectly in the dark.
>Limited constriction sex.
Cons:
>Claws/pincers interfere with intimate moments
>Limited hands
>Poisonous stinger-related accidents
>Good chance that you and your kids will end up loosing a few fingers.
>you need wide doorways, and open windows.
Unknown: Is the listed height (6'7") from head to foot, or from head to tip of tail?
>>26573485
Forgot Con
>BJ's come with a heaping helping of fang.
>>26555828
I choose Aggron, it can be both waifu and husbando
Lopunny
Pros:
>Super soft fur means grade A cuddle machine.
>Knows martial arts
>Your kids will probably learn martial arts
>Requires no special accomidations.
>Incredibly fit
>Very flexible
> Can pin you in under 3 seconds.
Cons:
>Kinda short
>Everyone will think your wife is a whore.
>Startles easily.
>Prone to attack when startled.
>Risk of broken jaw if she turns her head too quickly.
>Can pin you in under 3 seconds.
Leavanny
Pros:
>You and your kids will never buy clothes again.
>You will never need boxcutters.
>Can teach you and your kids how to tailor clothing.
>Can freely make small home repairs.
Cons:
>Kinda short
>No hands
>Sharp edges
>Risk of bugs eating your wife.
>Waifish figure. You will have to be extra gentle.
>You will have to switch over to an electric stove. Bleh.
>>26562326
my nigga
Roselia
Pros:
>Smells nice
>Can survive off sunlight.
>Can carry her in your pocket
>Could make part of your backyard nice.
>Aromatherapy can help you or your kids when sick.
>Grasswhistle can help solve insomnia problems.
Cons:
>Super short
>Poisonous thorns
>You will kill her if you ever go all-out
>You might not even fit
>Not sure how she'd handle childbirth.
>At risk of being stepped on, rolled over, or generally crushed.
>Very slow when not being carried.
>difficult to promote an air of equality with such a vast size difference.
What about her? can she get some love too?
Scolipede
Pros:
>Built like a train.
>Provides transport.
>Will scour your home of unwanted pests.
>Will keep you safe.
>Constriction sex
Cons:
>Poisonous horns/claws
>Really big
>Death by Snu-Snu quite possible, in both classic pulverized pelvis, and new, limited edition toxic shock flavors.
>You will need bigger doorways.
>No/tiny mouth(?)
>You will loose all domestic disputes.
>Has only one expression.
what about vespiquen?
Milotic
Volcarona
Reshiram
Vespiquen
Gorebyss
Sableye
Pros:
>Can eat rocks
>Perfect night-vision
>You and your kids will stop being afraid of ghosts
>Can un-haunt a house
Cons:
>Really short
>Her eyes may keep you up at night.
>Will eat valuable jewelry
>Will invite burglers
>BJ's come with an extra helping of fang.
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>>26574033
Forgot con:
>No hands
>>26561885
>>26561977
>>26562121
Dat samefagging. This loser is in so much denial, wanting to fuck ANY Pokemon makes you a furfag, hate to break it to you dude. Lilligant a shit too.
No Diancie?
>not wanting a literal Princess as a waifu
Reshiram
Pros
>Flight
>Big enough to carry you and your kids
>What winter?
>Your kids will grow up to be honest.
Cons:
>Fukheug
>Death by snu-snu in so fast it would make Aggron blush.
>Risk of incineration.
>Your house isn't big enough.
>Uncomfortable to be near in hot weather.
>Sprinkler system won't help when a fire starts.
>Will call you out publicly every time you tell a white lie.
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>>26574179
From what I have seen, either Gardevoir or Latias are the least furry options. Gardevoir because of her appearance, and Latias because she can take a human form.
Still furry, mind, but there is enough variation in what has come up here that a sliding scale of furry is applicable.
Not that it matters at this point.
What about garchomp? she'd make a sweet wife
Diancie:
Pros:
>Scrooge McDuck is now envious of your hoard.
>Comes with a Carbink service staff.
>Harder than pretty much anything.
>Looks gorgeous when the sunlight hits her just right.
Cons:
>Not exactly sure how you fug
>Sharp, crystalline edges
>Carbink service staff have no hands
>You are now on DeBeer's watch list. (I probably misspelled that, whatever)
>>26574475
>Cons: Potentially destabilize the Diamond industry with overinflation.
>>26563887
b-but anon that's lewd!
Mew is the only right option. Its already beautiful, add the fact it can transform into any pokemon, or even humans, and you got yourself the perfect waifuif any of you bring up the fucking crabhammer meme, I will track you down and kill you
>>26574521
Calm down, Mewtist.
>>26574533
I don't see any pokedex info in that post anon, what gave you the idea I was Him?
One more, then I go on break for a while.
Vespiquen
Pros:
>Comes with Combee service staff
>Endless supply of honey
>Flight
>Good at raising many children
Cons
>Kinda short, surprisingly
>Combee service staff have no hands
>Stinger makes intimate moments more stressful.
>Not entirely sure how you fug.
>Might just be me, but making out looks terrifying.
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>>26574498
That is the De Beers note that I probably am continuing to misspell. They won't let you destabilize the diamond industry.
>>26574595Mew can't learn Crabhammer, anon.
>>26574418
Dat rough skin tho
>>26574707
Just make sure to give your wife an ability capsule, I doubt she will object if it means cuddles
>>26574641What if it transforms into a crawdaunt?
posting superior waifu
Roserade
Best lesbo waifu all for me
>>26555828
There's simply no better choice: Gardevoir is a loving, attentive Pokemon that will guard its' trainer at all costs.
Gardevoir threads are a mainstay here, you cannot deny it.
>>26576992
[ ] /vp/devoir
[x] /vp/oreon
>>26576992
This. And you cannot deny this pokémon is literal waifu ready to marriage in its mega form.
>>26555926
How is this up to debate?
>>26576992
>>26577989
>the normie's choice
Pathetic, we're talking board-wide representation, we need only top-tier waifu materialonly the bat waifu is the right choice
>>26561283
A bliss
>>26578032lewd
>>26567289
Why are you even in this thread then, contradiction complex much?
Braixen. I don't even want to bang it, hell, cuddling is better.
Here's my choice.
what about her?
>Antlers
Fuck you. Husbando or waifu, Xerneas is the best.
>The LIFE pokemon
>Fertile as fuck
>Eternal life means it's the most experienced, both in being a companion and in bed
>Can even share eternal life, meaning you never have to say goodbye
If Xerneas ever said "I love you forever", you better understand that that deer damn well knows the full depths of what that means.
>>26578462
>No mouth
What a dealbraker, I guess virizion is the next best thing
>>26573086
What happens when you stick your dick in something frozen?
>ctrl + F mienshao
>0 results
let's fix that.
>>26579077
>What happens when you stick your dick in something frozen?
anon,you do know what happens when you get frostbite, right?
>>26579157
God like taste anon
>>26579255
>he doesn't fuck a frozen on the outside squishy in the inside piece of raw meat
Meinshao
Pros:
>No special accomodations required.
>Master of martial arts.
>Your kids will also learn martial arts.
>Can beat down any home invaders.
>Physically fit
>Flexible
>Regenerator means she can always go another round.
Cons:
>Wrist-scarves will always get in the way.
>No way around that mustache.
>You will lose every domestic dispute
>Regenerator means she will always want to go more rounds than you can.
![250px-621Druddigon[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/q59Vra8.png "250px-621Druddigon[1].png")
druddigon
>>26579641you realize this means you now have to do all of the new entries right?
Aren't Sneasels/Weaviles just very adapted to cold?
They are never shown as having a cold body in any media and only Weavile dex entry mentions that they live in snowy/cold regions.
One more for the road.
Xerneas
Pros
>You will have more children than you can shake a stick at.
>Good chance of extended lifespan
>Quite possibly the most experianced Waifu of all.
>Probably bi, and open to threesomes.
Cons:
>Fukheug
>Death by snu-snu imminent.
>No mouth
>No hands
>Antlers will catch on everything
>Need an enormous house.
>No matter how good you do, you will know it wasn't even on her top 10 best fugs. Or top 20. Hardy even worth mentioning, really.
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>>26576882
No doubt, but this is picking a pokewaifu, not a pokegirl waifu. That is its own can of worms to be opened another time.
>>26578008
Because you are like, the fifth person to ask that question, but post an image of a different 'mon.
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>>26579683
I have a sinking suspicion that I am going to end up doing every evolution line, at least.
>>26579766
Their hands and feet seem to be made out of cold, and from their moves alone you can tell they can generate ice from their bodies.
Also, I love that image
>>26579801
The claws look bone-ish, and they are the only parts actually in contact with the cold (and usually on oversized mode)
Though I consider more strange that they are almost the same size of Lucario/Lopunny/etc yet they always look tiny (and the crouching battle stance doesn't helps)
>>26579801
>Made out of cold
I'm an idiot, I meant ice
>>26579901
I think its meant to be ice. It has a blue-ish coloration, and like I said, moves like ice shard make it seem these claws can generate ice out of the mere water in the air
>>26578492
Not to mention the size difference. With Virizion, she's at least only around 6 feet and it's doable but Xerneas is fuckin huge, literally the definition of "hot dog in a hallway". I love Xerneas, and her lovely voice in the anime movie was awesome but she's just too big and I don't know if I could do FOREVER (especially if she turns into a tree for a thousand years). Virizion for life.
>9'10''
>474.0lb
Shit, I didn't realize how big it was before I posted.
I still think Xerneas would be the best and most loving waifu, but, maybe she deserves better. Having her spend eternity depriving herself from having a lover that can love her the same way she loves him sounds cruel.
What better choice for a waifu than a bug that's based for the most part on Mothra which is canonically female, keeps you warm all year and can both incubate your eggs AND fly you around?
Can your waifu do all this?
>>26580154
To be fair you could get creative. With a lady that size, you need to get your whole arm involved lol.
>>26580154
>>26580244
If AZ is any indication, eternal life also means you'll become a fucking giant as well.
>>26557497
>>26560517
>>26578492
>>26579962
The only problem with Virizion is is that, along with the rest of the swords are known for hating humanity.
>>26580412
That just means that Virizion has extremely high expectations of you to show that you're not like the rest.
Basically, don't be a shit husbando.
>>26580412
>hating humanity
Not exactly. They were known to battle humans to protect Pokemon when humans were being dickholes but they don't outright hate humanity, they will fight alongside noble trainers.
>>26578378
This is the only acceptable answer
Mewtwo
Pros:
>Strongest Waifu
>Can communicate psychically
>Levitation, holmes
>Can make workouts pay off more by psychically increasing our weight.
>Your kids will get any important dates off on account of the freak hurricane
>Nobody fucks with you, your kids, your pets, or your car's paint job and lives
>You pretty much live above the law; who are they going to send in to get you?
>You will look like your Waifu's henchman
Cons:
>Emotional outbursts are dangerous to everyone in a kilometer radius
>Will get depressed and ask you philosophical questions on the nature of life, fate, and existence that you have no idea how to answer.
>Domestic disputes may prove fatal.
>Probably knows what you are going to do before you do.
>Her boredom may prove fatal.
>Might start a crime spree due to thinking herself so far above human life
>You will look like her henchman.
>Dickfingers
10th page Latias bump!
>>26584129
Jesus Christ, that Deviantart-tier fanart.
>>26584129
At least bump with a better pic.
best waifu coming through
>>26574510That's the point
