We all know the pokemon guys wanna bang most. (Gardevoir, Lopunny, etcetera..)
But what pokemon do GIRLS wanna fug?
Gallade
Personally, Feraligatr
machamp and garchomp for me
Goodra.
Typhlosion for some reason
>>26523997
personally garchomp , mega scizor , weavile , golurk , sun legend , aggron , the green monkey , braviary . All mons that look badass and "manly"
>>26524014
>>26524028
>>26524059
OP said girls.
Not guys pretending to be girls.
I'm a gay guy and the only Pokémon I'd considerar getting fugged by is Machoke (Machamp is ugly as sin, it has King Dedede's face lmao)
>>26523997
I had a dream about being fucked by a Venusaur years ago, and I still can't stop thinking about it.
In Pearl or Diamond (can't remember which one), I used only Pokémon I'd want to fuck me (and are also easily available for use in that game). I since moved them all on to more recent games, but I remember there was a Floatzel, a Lucario and a Luxray. My starter was Infernape.
>kinda humanoid ones
>a little bit of furry
>totally fine with huge monsters too though
>tfw you will never be a manly pokemon
Scolipede :9
>>26523997
Fuck this thread. There are no girls on here, only faggots like >>26524153. Seriously, what's the percentage of women (or girls) in here? 0,1%?!
Actual femanon here.
Blaziken for sure.
>>26524297
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHSHAHHDHFJVMV
>>26524297
Most of the girls are in the anime thread. Most guys don't care about the rampant shipping shitposting (well, some autists and fags do, but it's more of a girl thing).
S U I C U N E
Latios and Mienshao are pretty manly in my book too but not as "fuckable" due to awkward body shapes
>>26524297
12.5%
I've always been partial to Tangela.
>>26524377
>Mienshao
>manly
what the fuck? it's literally a woman shaped like a weasel
I actually had this conversation only a couple days ago.
>>26524789
that's sad
>>26524512
>>26523997
>girls
>/vp/
this meme again
I have a thing for shuckle
>>26524815
Why
Male Lopunny!
>>26524916
>tfw no punny in your cunny
>>26524857
Don't fuckle with Shuckle
>>26524014
>there was grim and gritty Nuzlocke with a scarred Feraligatr and a Female Trainer
>the one page I saw had them ducking in to a room to bone
I'm sure the rest of the story "set it up" but the page in question was hilarious without context. I'll have to track it down again some day, I don't think I ever bookmarked it. Think it was on deviant art.
>>26524512
>>26524916
L-lewd
>>26524297
You can believe what you want, but there are definitely girls here. My ex girlfriend would shitpost here all the time in 2010 and I'm sure she's still here.
What were the 4chan advertisement gender statistics again? 60% male 40% female? I'd say those are accurate numbers for this board.
I've been on here for years now, a lot of women don't make it apparent their gender because they get hassled for it and not taken seriously here.
>>26524297
/vp/ is one of the very few boards that have a higher percentage of grills
>>26524512
kek
>>26526354
I don't make it apparent either, for several reasons
>what you said
>what does it matter anyway?
>who cares?
>I don't care
this isn't tumblr, if you want to assume that Everyone On The Internet is male, alright. if I get a (you) from someone calling me "he," why should I correct them?
it's kind of the sub-topic of this thread, so it does matter in here - but nowhere else, really. the only other place is the drawthread, where I'm usign a trip because I'm an active requestee and upload my drawings to the booru, and over there I do mention it if someone misgenders me. but that's just because there's a name attached to my posts there, people have an image of me in their minds, so why should I lie to them?
Out in the wild open sea of /vp/, we're all just anons
According to Shokotan, Mewtwo
>>26526760
pls
>>26523997
>>26524069
>>26524297
What do people gain from pretending they no girls here?
That was always the dumbest 4chan meme. Its extra odd for a franchise we KNOW there's a tonne of girls for.
>girl once told me she really liked latios and had fantasies about taking him
>fap to the thought of her schlicking to a picture of latios and only after I cum realise I was looking at that very same lewd picture of latios
It-it's not gay, right?
>>26524297 Boards with female posters:
/x/
/vp/
/c/
/fa/
/trv/
/po/
Everyone knows this, Anon.
>>26526988
you forgot the seagulls
>>26524297
Chance is higher if you have shiny pin.
>>26524153
>Implying that The Perfect King of Dreamland, King Dedede has a resistable face.
>>26524377
>Mienshao
>Manly
Are you talking shit about my waifu?
>>26523997
Emboar, Pangoro, Chesnaught
>>26524155 here
>>26527293
shit yes, how could I forget about Pangoro. Pangoro.
>>26524069
This
>>26526793
Hi how is your first day on 4chan?
>>26527327
If it makes you feel better then we're all males here then. I hope this satisfies your autistic urges, anon.
>>26527412
Not him, but this is what he means
>>26526988
You forgot /co/
>>26527505
No, the reason for that is people throw an autistic fit at girls being here. That intense autism of making a big deal someone is a girl is definitely not something to admire. Only autists think there's an alterior motive to something so trivial. Especially in a thread that asks girls a question.
>>26527327
XD
Surprised we got this far without someone claiming him
>>26523997
I want to fug Kagamin so bad
>>26524045
I like you
>>26528918
yeah..who wouldn't want to get in those pants
What I want to know is if peen shape plays any part in this.
Like Lucario for example, if it has a dog dick, is that a plus or a minus? Or do you only really care how the Pokemon itself looks?
>>26530178
I guess its this kind of humble, faithful and loyal characterization in his movie. And because its an anthropomorphic wolf/dog and thats what everyone is into i guess
>>26526947
I have bad news for you.
>>26530178
what this one said >>26530230
nah, shape doesn't matter. not for Lucario and not for any other Pokémon. it's more about their character and looks.
>>26530280
What about size? I'm having trouble picturing anyone wanting to be fucked by, say, Pikachu when its dick would be like an inch long.
Or things like Lugia, which would have like a three foot dong.
>>26530407
are you implying you can only do the whole fucking thing with a dick and nothing else
>>26530457
You had my attention, but now you have my curiosity.
gallade and garchompi could get down with a male gardevoir too
>>26530407
>I'm having trouble picturing anyone wanting to be fucked by, say, Pikachu when its dick would be like an inch long.
yeah, no, thank you.
>Or things like Lugia, which would have like a three foot dong.
hmmm... you know, it doesn't need to be all at once. actually, add Lugia to my list.
>>26530457
tell me more
>>26530457
I want to know more
>>26523997
A friend of mine was interested in pokemon like houndoom, arcanine and luxray.
She wasn't really pretty to be honest, and that's putting it nicely.
>>26530500
imagine all the interesting stuff pokemon can do
>>26530582
Anonette, I like your style.
>>26530653
Thanks. We anonettes think beyond MUH BEWBS/BUTT
>>26530582
KINKY
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>>26530621
I'm going to share my secret gold mine with you, /vp/
Go on Omegle and type "Pokemon" as an interest. Turns out there's a lot of actual girls there, and a lot of them are down for talking about which Pokemon you'd fug.
>>26531294
Thanks anon. Now they are all off to omegle. I liked where this thread was going. Good night everyone
>>26531294
Omegle has been pure shit for me. I dont want to go back there.Discord is better.
My autistic gay furry friend said his female friend finds Garchomp and Greninja sexy.
Which Pokemon work equally well for either gender?
>>26532226
From what I've seen, Lucario.
>>26532260
Blaziken too
>people like BlazikenA beak doesn't at all look nice to kiss
>>26532260
Me and my girlfriend used to fantasize at us swaping with a m/f lucario couple.
>>26532316
>used to
Why stop
>>26532413
We started doing "worse" shit after a while.
>>26532444
Tell me more, anon.
>>26532462
It started slow, bondage, then swinging shit, orgies, and now it involves peanut butter.
>Peanut butter.
I miss the old times when it was just about pokemon.
>>26532508
>peanut butter.
You bringing quadrupeds into the bedroom, Anon?
>>26527559
>an alterior motive
>>26532579
No.User was banned for this post
I haven't thought about it before, but probably nidoking and togekiss
I also know my friend is way into mewtwo.
>>26526988
Thought I read /pol/ and got very confused
>>26532786
Elaborate, Anon
>>26530582
>Putting a warty thing in your cunt
enjoy your STDs
>>26533084
How would a bird please you?
>wanting spiny toxic nido cock shooting venom into you
>>26533767
That sounds kind of hot.
>>26533767
>yfw this is what Brittany Spears was thinking about with Toxic
>>26526988
>/fa/
You wish. The fashion space with more girls is /cgl/. Which your forgot along the other two most common female space in 4chan: /cm/ and /y/.
>>26525727
>4chan definitely isn't full of the kind of person that would fuck with survey statistics for fun!
I'm pretty sure half the 'girls' here have a y chromosome. They might not even believe they're lying due to the latest round of tumblr faggotry.
>>26530549
Would Lugia even have a penis? It'd, if anything have cloaca right? How do bird genitals even work I KNOW SOMEONE HERE CAN GIVE A DETAILED,MEDICALANSWER
>>26534190
You'd know about chromosomes since you have an extra
>>26533767
>Your walls will never slowly go numb from hot purple goo
>>26524377
takes the knot
>>26524857
tentacle fetishist
>>26524916
closest lesbo
>>26527293
bearfag trapped in a woman's body
>>26528918
classic furry
>>26534233
>implying patrician women don't prefer bara
>>26525727
>My ex girlfriend would shitpost here all the time in 2010
Same, anon. She even tripped.
>>26534173
Thats roughly the % of female pokemon players over 18, as well, though.
>>26524618
>that mustache
Youre a retard, anon.
On that note, we need more mustachiod Pokemon for anonette's to ride.
>>26534258
>On that note, we need more mustachiod Pokemon for anonette's to ride.DELELELELELELE WHOOOOOOOOOP
>>26523997
Probably a minority, but big sneks get me.
Gyarados, Milotic, ect.
Not usually an M, but this is an exception.
>>26534258
>that mustache
I forgot it had that. Now I'm curious, how do you feel about Samurott?
>gardevoir and lopunny
not even close.
Machamp for brutal sex nights.
Arcanine/Rapidash/Zebstrika for animal-like bestiality fetish.
Evee for shota fetish.
>>26523997
Anything bara.Chesnaught, M-Swampert, Typhlosion, Pangoro
Bara and yes please
>>26534709Typhlosion is bara?
>>26534709
Guys. What if the Bara threads have actually been the work of a secret organization of women who infiltrated /vp/ all along? Maybe /vp/ isn't as gay as previously thought, there are just women everywhere?
>>26523997
My buddy's fiancee was heavily into Serperior smut
>>26534753Typhlosion is a pseudobara. He has big arms and stubby legs, but he's bara enough for me.
>>26534791
I've participated in several of those so
>>26535176
That sounds like something a Yaoi fan-girl would say to promote gay on /vp/ so she could continuously restock her fetish. I'm on to you, female /vp/ user-base.
>>26535251
what? no
don't be ridiculous
only homos here, no chicks
really
>>26525013
I would like to see this for reasons.
>>26535251
but
moar bara pls
It doesn't have to be gay I like M-Bara x F. If I'm being honest that's the body type I'm attracted to; literally every guys I've dating is tall, big arms, huge chest, thick thighs
Maybe I was a gay man in a past life
ITT:L O N D O N
>>26534348
fyi, sneks in real life have two penises, which are identical and are called hemipenes.
N- not that I would know, o- of course!
Sceptile and Mega Sceptile.
Just look at this sexy motherfucker.
>>26534709Tyranitar?
>>26535533Tyranitar is eh for me. It's arms are stubby. I like big arms that can grab me and hold me down. But I guess it can be okay if drawn right?
Also, nice double dubs
>>26535374
So a snek can give DP on its own. That is one hell of a sexual feat, anon.
I wish there was more art of girls being fucked by pokemon than men fucking pokemons.
>>26535689Me too. Me fucking too.
>>26534458
>>26534258
Suicune anonnete here, I like Mienshao mostly because it fuels my bondage fetish. And yes stache is one of the reasons I consider it manly, but also because all Mienshao I trained to date were male (wouldn't want it any other way desu). Still I would feel kinda bad for fugging one since they're way too small for humans.
Samurott is pretty manly with its warrior motif, white mustache, visible pecs and primarily blue color scheme, but again, not something I'd actually like to fug.
>>26524618
Not everyone sees Mienshao as exclusively female, you know.
>>26527204
It's clearly a compliment.
>>26534191
ANSWER HIM PEOPLE! We must know!
>>26535305
Alas, I've never been able to find it again. I'm sure it was on deviant art, but less sure about it being a nuzlocke. The female trainer may have been the scarred one too, my memory of it has faded.
I'm beginning to wonder if it was ever real at all, and not the fevered imaginings of a mad man. It wasn't particularly sexy, it was literally just them walking into a room and closing the door behind them, though with a specific stated intent of action once in the room. I don't want to find it for sexy reasons anyway. It was just such an odd thing to stumble across and I've spent so long trying to find it again, it's just become this thing I want to see through.
>>26535862
I'm 99% sure I've read this. I don't remember what it is though.
Aggron! I want to hug him, like a big cuddly car.
>>26534191
>>26535853
What, if we're going with, "it's a bird" logic than sure, yeah. Birds and reptiles have a cloaca, which just means they have one hole for everything and they keep their sex parts tucked away inside their bodies. Male birds don't have penises they just sort of. . . make due without, by rubbing on each other.
Are you happy now?
>No Lickitung
It's like you don't even want to reach ecstasy
>>26535937
>tribbing with a male Lugia
O-oh my
I want a Salamence to get me pregnant
>>26535937
Yes
>>26535937
>a golduck will never penetrate me
>>26535988
There's a thought for the thread.
If they could impregnate you, which pokemon would you start a family with?
>>26535937
Don't male ducks have super evolved explosively extending corkscrew rape penises? Surely ducks aren't the only birds with dicks?
Funny, I thought there were more femanons into bara.
>>26523997
I'm into big bulky Pokemon like Rhydon, Aggron, Tyranitar. I want them to split me like a fucking log.
Seviper and Hydreigon are on the top of list of Pokemon I'd like to be fucked by.
I'm all for snakes wrapping around me and some dragon dicks.
>>26536027
I guess that changes the dynamic a bit. A snek might be good for fug, but it makes a crappy husband.
Machoke is bland, but they are outright stated to be modest around women, plus he could be quite helpful to have around.
Something like Aggron is very nurturing, but incredibly inconvenient to house, and more than one or two tosses with it would be exhausting, if not dangerous.
...I can't see myself finding something that I both want to fug, and trust to start a family with. If I had to pick, I guess I'd go with an Aggron, but more than likely the physical aspect of the relationship would cool pretty rapidly.
Honestly, most of them. The monster aspect is appealing, so I don't mind the freakier stuff.
Just nothing with poisonous sludge, or other life-threatening shit.
And then, getting knotted by a Hondoom. Probably my #1, just because ya'll want examples.
>>26536035
"Most male birds have no phallus."
Thanks wikipedia.
>>26536011
Looks like you just got your lucky day.
>>26535937
>reptiles have a cloaca
Don't male snakes have pairs of hemipenes?
>>26536085
I'd also go with Aggron.
They supposedly defend their territory from harm with extreme aggression, and once they're raised their trainer becomes their territory. So that protective side is perfect.
I don't know if I'd survive the sex though...but I love the idea of this huge metal dinosaur doing his best to be gentle and not hurt meI fear I might've just distorted my definition of the perfect man
>>26536116
Hence why sneks are grade A fug material. The bondage aspect helps, make no mistake.
>>26536096
but ducks do.
>>26536136
>a snek will never eat you
why live
>>26536167
>a snek will never eat you
why live
Well, it seems like you will live because a snake didn't eat you.
>an octillery will never violate me
>Look for Aggron porn for intense research purposes
>It's all fat females
O-oh...
>>26536085
>>26536135
That is two for Aggron hubby. Any other takers?
>>26536208
Calling him Hubby gave me funny feelings, anon. This can't be healthy for me.
>>26536177
you got a thing against vore?
rapidash might be ponyfag tier but is also a good choice for fug.
>>26536221
I'm always on the lookout for a girl that's half as perfect as my own waifu. I'm sure there is some seven foot super-buff overly-protective soft-spoken cuddle-prone sweetheart out there waiting for you femanon.
>>26536250
Oh anon <3
Then let it be said, unless there is more input.
In the dead of night, between may 30th and may 31st of 2016, Aggron was elected as the most suitable Poke-Husband in a narrow victory by two votes.
Aggron was elected for its caring, nurturing personality, and it's power kept in check by a gentle nature.
Aggron may not have hemipenes, and intercourse is a bit of a brush with death, but there is a vote of confidence that Aggron will treat you gently. Gently, by an Aggron's standards, should still be breathtaking.
Aggron will not only protect you with the power that only an eight-foot metal dinosaur can bring, but it will also prove itself as a caring father, and will transform your house into a veritable garden of eden.
Apparently, Aggron even manages to keep its looks after a decade and a half years of being a husband kick in.
Do you, /vp/, accept Aggron as your Husbando, to have and hold from this day forward, for better or worse, In good times and bad, In sickness and in health, until death (or global server crash) do you part?
>>26536317
I can't speak for all of /vp/'s femanons, but I do.
Who would've thought I'd develop genuine feelings for a giant metal dinosaur over the course of an hour.Which has no good porn ;_;
Do you, Aggron, take /vp/, for all of its bipolar tendancies, rabid shitposting, and occasional tender moments as your lawfully wedded waifu, to have and hold from this day forward, for better or worse, In good times and bad, In sickness and in health, until death (or global server crash) do you part?
>Gweeeeee! (I Do)
If there is anyone in attendance who has cause to believe that this couple should not be joined in marriage, you may speak now, or forever hold your silence!
>
>>26536342
>Gweee
Excuse me, the line is obviously
>Excited train noises
Then by the power vested in me, by the universal Church of Life, and by the state of 4chan, I pronounce you, and as Waifu and Husbando, lawfully wedded before Arceus.
You may Kiss the Waifu.
>>26536367
>>26536342
>>26536317
B-but I prefer Nidoking ;_;I just want to be his queen.
Shit, I think I really am in love. With an iron T-rex.
>>26536356
>>26536333
Nice trips, I may have some stuff to your liking
No porn tho
>>26536404
>>26536409
>>26536404
>>26536409
>>26536414
Yes please anon, I love these!
>>26536414
>>26536421
I'm impressed.
If this was the same, but with a Pokewaifu instead of a Pokehusbando, this thread would be full of rampant shitposting and angry anons.So, is this official?
>>26536427
>>26536419
Not a problem
>>26536386
There are worse things to be in love with.
This iron T-rex will treat you right, and help raise that family, which is more than you can say for a lot of potential love interests.
Tangela
>>26536432
>>26536430
I'm sold.I don't even want kidsand I want this iron giant to put a baby in me.
>>26536421
Wew, lad! That image is almost as big as Aggron!
>>26536439
Qhat happened in this thread
>>26536451
>>26536386
BITCH ITS A TRICERATOPS
FUCK
>>26536435
That's the best part; so glad I found that dex entry. Sorry Empoleon, I have a new favorite Pokémon.
>>26536457
>>26536466
>>26536461
T-Rexatops.
>>26536367
>>26536386
>>26536442
J-just, [snif], take care of my bro, all right? He can get ahead of himself, and I usually look out for him, b-but, just, take care of my bro.
>>26536461
Like a T-rex... Triceratops... tank monster thing? Don't care, I want him.
>>26536473
>>26536475
I'll treat him kindly anon.
>>26536480
>>26536453
Aggron was elected the official Pokehusbando of /vp/.
>>26536430
Looks that way. They even had the ceremony. I think the only part remaining is consummation, but the Internet is stingy with male Aggron smut.
>>26536484
Look at this big cutie
>>26536494
>>26536494
Unf <3
>>26536501
UNF <<<333
>>26536500
Someone screencap all this for later proof as needed.
>>26536490
>consummate
I'm... doing a lot of research right now... if that counts.
>>26536507
This thread makes a compelling case for Aggron, andI'm male
>>26536516
>>26536430
Isn't it amazing what can happen when all the shitposters go to bed, and the late night thread-derailers don't care about the topic?
>he's making this whole threadwet
>>26536517
I mean it's not exclusively husband material
>>26536521
You're not wrong...
>>26524357
This desu
>>26536524
never said I was
>>26536518
>>26536523
Okay what the fuck,that LOOKS like me.
>>26536530
>>26536532
You're pretty
>>26536533
>>26536543
also very cute in amie
>>26524357
Personally I can't stand the anime. Sadly I seldom come to /vp/ anymore.
>>26536545
Male but just because, I'll share my fem'mon preference from each gen.
>Dragonair
>Ampharos
>Milotic
>Froslass
>Serperior
>Gourgeist
50% are snakes. I guess I like snakes... a lot.
>>26536550
I wish I had translations for these
>>26536508
Please do this!
>>26536556
>>26523997
Machamp and tyranitar.
>>26536547
>handsome, even
>>26536564
>>26536560
I'd do it, but I'm tech-illiterate.
>>26536569
>>26536508
Oh good, all my fluffy autism screencapped for eternity. Might as well feel honored.I guess I should post my tits then :^)
>>26536580
>>26536584
>>26536587
>>26536501
Not even one of the aggron femanons but damn
I'm really tempted to see which would be the one /vp/'s Pokewaifu. But I'm sure in such a thread, too much blood would be spilled, and the opinions are too diverse. It'd be almost impossible that Eevee fans agree with Lilligant fans, Gardevoir fans, Phox fans, Snek fans, etc.
>>26536523
Incidentally my competitive Aggron is female.
>>26536593
How many grils turned to the way of the official husbando Aggron tonight?
>>26536595
Most of the pictures so far have made me feel the same way as that one. This is probably very wrong.
>>26536599
>>26536597
Our only hope is that the thread would stay open long enough to conclude voting so the mods can ban all of the fucking furry filth that shits up this board
>>26536581
>>26536604
I think only me and one other honestly.
>>26536597
I dunno, this thread turned around when the full implications of actual family dynamics came into play. Maybe wait until a late night on a golden thread to do it, when the shitposters go to bed.
From what I've seen, Aggron might make a solid bid for Waifu as well.
>>26536613
>>26536597
People have tried before, it never works
Those waifu-vote threads usually get deleted
>>26536623
But who's the femanons most desired Pokeboy?!
>>26536626
>>26536621
>Aggron waifu
I'm not so sure... what made Aggron a winner for me is its tough and protective aspect, I don't know if that would be appealing for guys.
>>26536629Byron...who also uses an Aggron... huh.
>>26536634
