Battle - Breed - Shitpost - Autism
This thread isn't for Hacks, Clones, or Friend Safaris. There are other threads for those.
A more in-depth explanation of how the thread works: http://pastebin.com/Xd666xXx420
Old: >>26104009
i dedicate this post to seymour
for more of age recent selfies
battles? multis?
>>26107281
I'm in.
free: http://pastebin.com/CwCzu4tj
>>26107297
I wouldn't mind having one of those Moon Ball chatot females.
>>26107315
Alright, put something up for it!
>>26107320
Deposited a staryu level 1 with message /vp/
>>26107297
I'm breeding some Dream Ball HA Alomomolas for you with Pain Split, Refresh and Mirror Coat!
>>26107324
sent!
>>26107325
Wow, thank you! What did you want for it?
>>26107357
Awesome. Thanks.
Also I was looking at your DB wishlist and I have Teddiursa and Houndour if you still need those
Blacklist:
>pastebin.com/SWg3xyJ3
>>26107362
No problem, and I do! What would you like for them?
>>26107369
Still looking atm. Will let you know
>>26107357
I would like:
>Love Ball Clefairy
>Fast Ball Buizel
>Dream Ball HA Sneasel
All females of course
I'm afraid that the IVs on the Alomomolas might be a bit random though because the female I got was only 3IV
>>26107379
Shouldn't matter, you have a 6iv Ditto.
:)
>>26107384
I'm breeding the Alomomolas with a Milotic
>>26107395
I will like to follow Kirzi's example.
I suppose you have not reason to disagree, remember this thread isn't for Hacks, Clones, or Friend Safaris. There are other threads for those.
,
>>26107405
Cool. I'm breeding this Alomomola with a Milotic
>>26107408
Cool, I'm waiting for the summary screens.
In case you disagree this post will be linked to the blacklist and used as a proof that you use a hacked Pokémon.
>>26107405
fuck off newfag
>>26107413
You need a summary screen of Alomomola and the Milotic?
Sure, lemme go get my phone
>>26107414
Put your name back on buddy :^)
>>26107379
Alright, no problem! And I don't care about IVs as much as the ball and HA, so no worries. I won't be able to breed for a little while, though.
>>26107292
still here?
>>26107436
Just a reminder that he uses hacks, so you will be in disadvantage.
>>26107436
online and waiting
>>26107369
I'm interested in the Friend Ball Larvitar and Love Ball Clefairy
>>26107446
what type of battle do you want to have?
>>26107445
I battle Keuma all the time
>>26107454
Into the blacklist you go.
Have a good battle! :)
>>26107425
That's fine. I'll try to get you the best Alomomola I can in the mean time
>>26107413
Here's the first screen for the Alomomola. I received it from Krys who also hangs around /wfg/
>>26107458
I will check Krys data if he decides to appear later, I hope he doesn't have any hacked pokemon related stuff.
>>26107457
Second screen, unless you needed the contest screen for some reason
>>26107446
Someone's pissy, it was also well know that I uses hacks.
But I keep it ethical, making realistic sets that they can learn. And I do still bread my own pokemon for the fun of it because I'm a NEET.
Also I share my skills with whomever wants them.
nowfuck off
>>26107454
yeah I'm ready
>>26107469
This is my Milotic, Banana
God, I hate that I have to use the front camera because the regular camera is cracked
>>26107452
Is that it? If you want anything else, don't hesitate to say something! I won't be able to start breeding for a little bit, though.
>>26107458
Thank you! Don't worry about breeding anything special for me, though.
>>26107469
Aaaand his second summary screen
>>26107484
what is your ev spread? also why do you run refresh?
>>26107471
what happened?
>>26107497
Banana is retired from battle so I mostly just use him for egg moves
>>26107488
Meh I just like helping people out. No need to do 3:1 for me. But those are two that I really want. And I'm gonna breed right now so they'll be ready
>>26107508
>>26107495
>>26107484
Thanks, you have been removed from the blacklist.
>pastebin.com/csPVGwSi
>>26107510
If you say so. Thank you so much! I'll get to breeding as soon as I can. And feel free to change your mind, too.
>>26107471
Read >>26107255
The second line, I assume you are not braindead retarded, but I might be wrong.
Can you repeat me what does it says?
>>26107488
I'm still gonna try for pentaperfect. I really do appreciate that you giveaway so many Pokemon!
>>26107531
I should be good with my choices. If anything changes I'll let you know.
>>26107531
I'm gonna have to call it a night for now, unfortunately.
It's late as hell and I need to sleep
Next time I see you around, remind me that I owe you a Dream Ball HA Alomomola
>>26107471
20 minutes and the latefag still can't figure out what does the OP's text means.
>>26107531
BTW you are embep right? In case we can't do this tonight
>>26107587
Sorry not sorry in a battle.
>>26107532
Am I breaking any of those rules, by looking for battles? It not like I go around saying "Look at me have all this free shit" like all the injectorbros. People ask and I deliver and I try to keep whomever I'm dealing business with informed on what they are getting.
Anyways who the fuck goes to any other thread but /wfg/ for actual interaction other than shitposting about CoroCoro leeks or hacked .gb roms
>>26107637
Go and create a thread for your hacker interactions.
I mean, if you can find the "Start a new thread" before the weekend ends.
You are a latefag, your opinion doesn't matter. You are nothing but a free bump for our thread while we wait for the new game. Know your place.
>>26107536
>>26107584
Well, I only give breeding leftovers, so it's no big deal. Good night, though! I'm sure I'll see you around.
>>26107538
>>26107635
Alright! And yes, I'm embep. It's my pastebin username if you forget. I'll try to get it done tonight, but we'll see!
>>26107677
I'm trying now too. Got the Houndour but HA fem Teddiursa is being a pain right now
>>26107655
Chill your erection, getting a power high by putting me and my acquaintances on your ban list. I told you I'm a neet not just a latefag I'm here all day reading your shit.
>>26107714
>getting a power high
>because of a neet
+1 Retweeted
Latefag refers to the faggots that play a game when the community is almost dead, not because you are posting at night-time, god.
>>26107677
Ok I finally got one. Ready whenever so just send a trade req when you're done
>>26107742
Alright. Was it Rose?
>>26107777
Yep!
>>26105187
>>26105196
>>26105623
Good morning everyone. Sorry for leaving you all hanging, I was busy last night and passed out. Don't worry about the Deino, I'll breed my own from the ones Lex and Sara gave me. Thank you btw.
And Gabriel, I have Love and Dream Ball Chansey, which do you want?
Wow there are a lot of Lucario Charizard X and Greninja users on battle spot singles.
Don't laugh if everyone knew this already.
It's my first time ever using it.
Also, I love that they show how many eggs the person has hatched. Makes it so much better when I crush a team of Shiny+HApokemon / Hoopas owned by someone who's hatched >100 eggs.
>>26108195
>>26108203
Yeah, early morning is often pretty crap if you're nor ready for the memeteam and other smogon favorites. Also it's a bit of a show of skill how many battles/eggs/judge visits the person has done. You can try to use it to see if you can outpredict them.
>>26108250
Whoops I meant less than 100 eggs
I'm at 761 eggs what does that say about me?
>>26108263
That you know about IV and therefore about EV training AND likely have a lot of battle experience and have experimented with a few sets, so you know what your pokemon can do and likely have good coverage on your team and can make good predictions, so I have to try to disrupt your play and look for an opening.
>>26108279
I've got more than 50k, what's that say about me?
>>26108293
You have a lot of time
>>26108293
You are either NEET, a shiny hunter, or the omnissiah. Either way, odds aren't looking good at all.
Anyone have a Kelpsy berry you can spare? I need to plant one for harvesting with the amount of times I've accidentally screwed up EV.
>>26108342
Still online?
>>26108412
Yeah, I'm here. You wouldn't happen to have a Light Clay as well, do you?
>>26108436
I dont have one. But with DexNav, finding one is not a problem.
>>26108250
Lol I switched to ORAS for exactly that reason
Whats VP's opinion on stall teams? Most the passerbies I challenge, I prefer 6v6, end up disconnecting or forfeiting the match. I don't think I'm doing anything OP, I get beat a fair amount too.
>>26108604
They aren't fun to play against, hence why nobody wants to play with you.
>>26108626
Is it really that bad? I use
M-Stableye
H-rotom
Shuckle
Glaceon
Venusaur
Talonflame
>>26108604
>Most the passerbies I challenge, I prefer 6v6, end up disconnecting or forfeiting the match.
That means you win. Isn't that what you want?
>>26108644
True but I usually have to wait fifteen minutes to find a battle and it kind of sucks when they quit. It's fun when they use only legendaries.
>>26108656
Go on Battle Spot free battles then.
>>26108656
What's your issue with waiting when you confessed that you use stall?
Wierd thing about passerby battle is they play about 15-20 turns max before they quit. Hell my team is for double/vgc 2015 rules.
>>26108436
Your Light Clay is ready.
>>26108665
Does stall really work the same way on Battle spot?
Seems to me like hyper offense is rewarded by the format and stall is sort of discouraged
Wait, is there a 6v6 on battle spot??
>>26108667
>confessed
I'm not catholic, faggot.
>>26108678
No, there's no 6v6 battlespot.
Is there a country you hate to see you got paired with on Battle spot?
Mine is Japan
>>26108708
Why hate? They usually have wacky set that force ppl bring Haze/Phazer.
>>26108765
Japanese detected
>>26108677
Thanks! I'm online and have a few goodies to send your way.
>>26108765
I really hate their toxicstall umbreon, minimize anything, and burd+Aegislash spam. Also they have a tendency to play parafusion a LOT. I can't look at Lanturn the same way again.
>>26108778
>Not play anything goes tier.
>>26108818
What do you even play there besides megafug and the Moody stuff?
I just hatched a shiny chespin
Impish nature with bulletproof ability
Max Ivs on HP, Atk, Sp Def and Spd
Should i use it or trade it away?
>>26109065
What is the def IV like? If it's decent, then it's still very usable.
>>26109082
how can i know? coz i only have OR with me...So far that guy in the battle resort did not say anything about my def
>>26109089
Go into a battle that auto raises it to lvl50 and use an IV calculator. It'll give you the results once you plug in the lvl50 stats.
>>26109095
oh then should i evolve it to chesnaught?
rest
>>26109099
No, you can just pop into a wifi battle or one of the maison formats and check then out iirc
>>26109105
if my chespin is lv1, i just go into a battle in battle maison and then use the IV calculator?
>>26109129
Yeah, or whatever kind of battle has pokemon autoset to lvl50.
>>26109141
tried, unfortunately it does not autoset my chespin to lv50
>>26109152
Then battle spot or a random wifi match and then dc after writing down the stats.
>>26109129
You can go to Battle Institute in Mauville City (ORAS) or Lumiouse City (XY). It'll set your lvl to 50
>>26109152
Just level it up a whole lot and keep track of what you battle so you know what IVs it's getting
Level 30 something should take you like 5 minutes on Victory Road if you give it a lucky egg
>>26109161
Nothing raises your level to 50. It only reduces to 50 if you're over
>>26109152
The Battle Institute auto-level to 50.
>>26109167
>>26109172
There we go. I knew it was one of the shitty battle facilities.
>>26109172
alright thanks for the information!
Chespin (shiny)
Impish nature
IVs check from psypokes.com
HP - 30
ATK - 30
DEF - 30
SP.ATK - 6
SP.DEF - 30
SPD - 30
What do u think?
>>26109252
Fucking fantastic. Keep it.
>>26109252
I'd use it.
>>26109260
nice!! so how should i play with this chesnaught? any recommendations ? and please state your movesets and ev spread
>>26109252
But why wouldn't the judge have mentioned its Dfense too?
>>26109273
252hp, 252 def, 4atk spikes, Leech seed, seed bomb/hammer arm, and spiky shield with leftovers is pretty basic. What's your team?
>>26109283
Because it's 29-30, not 31.
>>26109294
The post says Def is 30. and the judge mentions 30/31 as perfect doesn't he?
>>26109300
No, just 31.
>>26109300
>and the judge mentions 30/31 as perfect doesn't he?
Nope, just 31.
Why the IV calculater says 30 is because it's a approximation
>>26109313
Then why did he mention HP Atk SpD and Spe?
I'm pretty sure he says 30/31 "can't be beat"
They're all (incl Def) 30, so he would mention all of them?
You can't tell the difference between 30 and 31 at level 50 right?
>>26109326
There's a margin of error of one with the calculator.
That's why you use the checker as a reference.
>>26109288
i'm actually trying to assemble a proper team.
These are the pokemon that i currently have, bred and ev-trained.
I have:-
Quiet aegislash
Timid mega gardevoir,
Careful trevenant (HA),
Bold meowstick-M (HA),
Adamant Mega Aggron,
Relaxed mega gyarados,
naive nature greninja (HA),
Modest dragalge (HA),
Timid Galvantula.
>>26109341
Nope. Judge only mentions 31, there is no difference between them at lvl50.
>>26109342
Oh I get it now
no seymour selfie of the day?
>>26107255
the pastebin expired
>>26109288
arghhh....my shiny chespin is without spikes, what move should i use to replace spikes to make full use of it?
>>26109421
Drain Punch. Give it 252hp and 252 Atk instead and good luck. It's going to be much less than stellar.
>>26109433
how far is the difference between investing Ev spreads to atk and investing def for an impish nature chesnaught?
>>26109442
idk
you should just do max att and defense so you get more hp from drain punch imo
>>26109455
alright then, thanks for the recommendations
>This thread isn't for Hacks
>There are other threads for those.
Not that i'm seein! Does anyone know how I can get a Volcanion? Im lookin for an injection, I suppose. It's really important for a battle I want to have soon, but have no means to get it otherwise. I don't really like going on reddit either, so im hoping one of ya'll can help? All I have is a lot of Luxury Ball 5 IV egg move Pawniard to spare.
>>26109868
Modest HP ice sound good?
>>26110033
Modest HP Grass, please. Thank you, anon, if you're accepting this.
Anyone got a hasty good iv deino? got some 5iv jolly buneary in love balls to offer in return
>>26110051
Japanese or English name? It doesn't matter since it can be any language that you can play in on a Japanese cart.
>>26110124
Japanese, please.
>>26110154
Alright, we'll trade via acquaintance. Put something up for a lv 100 ditto.
>>26110294
Thank you!
Pawniard up for Ditto
>>26110320
oh im Mana btw
>>26110331
I already have you added haha. You can withdraw your Pawniard. I'll trade you now.
>>26110347
Thank you, this means so much
>>26110363
No problem. Enjoy!
>>26109390
Someone was just being an ebin memester, follow the link to the old thead
Back from the dead part 7
Is Keumy still here? Or did he commit sodoku again?
Still looking for the Kalos born HA clefable with softboil ;)
looking for a HA hoppip
>>26110331
Into to the blacklist you go.
>>26111709
Who are you and what are you talking about?
>>26111814
Read the thread.
:^)
>>26111830
Shinydick never change
Still kekking over pic related.
Fucking Kenneth.
>>26111830
Oh, so you're just an idiot troll, neat.
>>26111852
that's shiny dick lol
>>26111855
Spotted the newfag.
Not like your opinion matters anyway. After all you are just a free bump.
>>26111852
RIP in pieces ;-;7
>>26111861
Damn, you got me, I'm Lima, Ben and Kirzi too.
All me.
>>26111861
I actually think that's ken
Known Pokemon thief here. Lies about iv and you only find out after the trade he wasn't fully honest.
Also for some reason he says I have a deep voice even though my mic is broken on my DS
>>26111927
If you have his FC we can add it to the blacklist cutie :3
>>26111987
She's lying
I can personally vouch for Ken, he has never lied about anything he's given me
>>26112001
Meh, why do I even bother.
We pretty much know that he will never come back, he's probably busy working for the Avengers now.
>>26112020
You're just mad because I won't let you suck my dick, you silly faggot
>>26111927
what the fuck is your problem. I've never traded a damn thing to you, and never will
>>26112049
Damn, you got some anger issues.
Are you the new Hulk by any chance?
>>26112020
>Lex in blacklist
Shinydick invalidated
>taking advice from Seymore
Yeah nah, gtfo
>>26112097
Read the second blacklist.
Probably it will take you another hour
>taking advice from Seymore
So you want me to ignore the redhead and have my soul cursed?
Anyone want to have a 6vs6 singles?
>>26112406
No with you hacker.
>>26112406
Getting on in a sec
>>26112647
>I dye my hair.
Not sure if dying your hair with blood is less worse.
Should I keep this Zygarde? Any Experts here?
Careful, 31/31/10/31(;_;)/31/26
>>26112832
>Zygarde
>>26112876
So is it any good for a Zygarde?
>>26112897
>Zygarde
>>26112832
>Zygarde
>>26112832
>zygarde
Who is ready for some fucking FREE SHIT?!
>>26113258
Gliscor @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 228 HP / 68 Def / 212 Spe
Impish Nature
- Protect
- Substitute
- Earthquake
- Toxic
Let me put something on the gts real quick
>>26113389
Everyone hates Gliscor
>>26113414
I want it to fuck with my friend
Can someone help me evolve my Machoke please?
>>26113442
yeah one sec
>>26113442
>>26113464
I forgot my code thingy
I'm coming online right now
>>26113486
Already had you added Fatih. I think I have most people here, if not everyone, added already. I'll give you a gift after it evolves.
>>26113521
that meditite is actually nice cause I didn't have one, thanks
>>26113486
>Name got all weird and German
Nooooo! Now my poor Machamp has half it's proper name, half word that means underwear in Spanish.
Thanks for evolving it, but still...
>>26113555
oh fuck
i could rename it i guess?
>>26113555
Your fault.
>>26113558
No, it's stuck. I got it from some Conor dude that I met last semester. Idk what happened to him. It was my only Heavy Ball one, and it's a male, so I can't breed it or I would have.
>>26113587
Put it on the GTS if you want me to change it, I need to change some stuff in my games and I'm pretty sure that changing the name doesn't count as hacking.
>>26113610
Sorry, but you've been pretty weird and sorta mean about stuff lately, and I don't wanna get involved with you until you cool off and are cool and friendly again.
>>26113642
Woah rude.
Decide what I breed and give away next /vp/.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10085436
I'll check back in an hour and get working.
>>26113655
No, it's totally justifiable. You've been acting a fool this whole thread.
>>26113682
do heavy ball shellder
>>26113689
>this whole thread
Name on, Ken.
:^)
>>26113702
I would if I had one, these are the things I have available to breed.
>>26113705
Ehh I'm not ken, haven't used my trip in a couple weeks actually.
>>26113705
Yeah, no. You have been rude to everyone
>>26113705
Yeah I agree with them too, all I did was ask for a battle and you labeled me a hacker, not cool man.
>>26113682
Ah, even if it doesn't win, Gligar deserves some love. Also, I wouldn't mind donating some stuff to you if it's for a giveaway.
>>26113689
Thanks but don't antagonize, it's not gonna solve anything.
>>26113736
I have a flawless Gligar leftover from the last batch if you want it. And of course, any donations are going to go into the breed box to be worked on later.
>>26113753
Oh cool! Yes please! I'm grinding Le Wow atm, so after this I'll send a request and send you some goodies. Thank you!
>>26113734
We cant confirm that the hacker didn't give you a hacked Pokémon in a trade. I told you that he was in the blacklist and you ignored it. Your fault.
>>26113782
No problem, I'll be waiting.
>>26113784
>>26113610
You seem pretty anti-hacking despite you offering to edit someone's Pokemon for them
You also accused me of a lot of things (begging for hacked Pokemon, giving out hacked Pokemon and saying they're not hacked)
>>26113784
Literally nobody cares. This wasn't even an issue until you started blowing a gasket for no reason. Any obvious malicious hacks were called out, told off, and the person ignored. No need for this blacklist bullshit.
>>26113815
I can offer you to hang out in my private jet.
Does that makes me millionaire too? :^)
>begging for hacked Pokemon
You asked for a cloned and hacked Volcanion in a giveaway thread. Then you gave it away in the last thread.
Are you gonna tell me that they guy went to Japan with 30 games and got legit Volcanions to giveaway?
>>26113825
Second line on the OP. Do you mind telling me what does it says or are you retarded? :^)
>>26113792
Send me a trade request.
>>26113815
I know he's being a pain, but don't feed the troll. Soon enough he'll go to some other thread like he always does.
>>26113877
That's true. I just hate it when people try to slander me
>>26113844
Oh wait, somebody's going back to the blacklist.
>>26113877
Jokes on you,guess who will get back to /vp/'s janitor soon.
>>26113888
Cool, send me back to your blacklist that nobody is going to follow except you
>>26113897
Why are you mad darling? You are the one used hacked dittos.
looking for genesect or hoopa i have an arceus i can get rid of
>>26113937
sent
>>26113888
I don't know how someone can be this autistic and pretend it's ironic.
>>26113782
Thanks for the donations, I'll put them in the next poll!
>>26113980
Why are you so triggered anon?
>>26113989
No problem! I hope they end up being useful!
A few days ago I started breeding Eevees for some Dream Ball HA females, and about 200 eggs later, I've got 10.
Half of them I'm keeping, does anyone want one of the others? Or any of the Males? I remember someone wanting a Bold without HA.
>>26113906
Nobody gives a damn about your blacklist. Put us all on it. Nothing will change except you shitposting but even worse than now
>>26113897
Hey Lex. Do you have any male Self Destruct Munchlaxes?
>>26114047
Nobody cares about you opinion little anon, not sure why you don't understand that.
Heavy Slam vs Iron Head on Aggron? Is there any reason to use one over the other?
>>26114004
Thanks, me too
>>26114100
Hey anon, I think you're funny
>>26114070
use heavy slam if its a curse set
>>26114100
I feel honoured about you using my public trip. That only shows the fact that you want to be like me, but you will never be a real fagotpenis.
I'm the most important pillar of this community, I'm the killer of threads, the shitpost king, while you are nothing but simple anonymous.
Use this tripcode and be useful to the thread by representing the saviour Shiny Dick, you mortal plebs, maybe some day you will be important as me (not really).
> #Kｼ宦望畉
>>26114147
>will be important as me
>>26114147
Thanks, me too
>>26114153
I will give you a (you), I'm sure that it will make your day worth it and give you a reason to smile.
>>26114146
It's a Rock Head -> Head Smash spam set. I went full bulk with max HP and attack.
>>26114178
Your saviour is glad to make you smile, flesh of my flesh.
>>26114193
i think you'd still use heavy slam afaik
just think about what you target with it
either is fine really
>>26114240
Iron head would only be really useful if it could outspeed, but seeing how slow and heavy Aggron is, Heavy Slam is the way to go.
>>26113682
I'm going to need some more votes to tiebreak I guess.
>>26114193
>The holy caterpie uses earthquake!
>>26114059
I do. I don't know the IVs of them though
Sending you a trade request
Then I'm gonna be busy for the next hour-ish because I'm in the Flash Clash/working on my living dex
>>26114328
Neat! Thank you!
>>26114328
Do you need anything for your living dex?
>>26114363
You're welcome!
Not as of right now, I think i have like 99% of everything, I just need to evolve things and what not so I'm good
Thanks for offering to help though!
>>26114381
Just let me know. Mine is done thanks to you, after all.
>>26114405
Thank you, I appreciate it!
>>26114011
I wanted one from you the other night.
Anything in particular that you want?
I'm bored, taking injection requests.
>>26114488
too bad you can't just inject the attention you so desperately crave :(
>>26114488
What format do you want them in?
>>26114498
>anon says, giving him attention
>>26114502
The one we used in /ekx/
Anyone have a spare Tyranitarite? I'm on Y and have no way of getting my own (don't have X or ORAS). I can give an Aggronite in exchange.
>>26114470
Not really, but if you have any hard to come by HA pokemon, that's appreciated.
>>26114513
I don't know the format, how do I request a Barrier Dragonite?
>>26114563
You google it.
>>26114572
>Implying somebody cares
You know I can do pretty much anything I want with this thread, right? I can pretty much call neighbour and turn this into a diaper thread if I want to.
>>26114498
>
>>26114528
Look through my list then.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1H65IpixgD1c0s5sCaBa0Y6PyyDeVH0ca8zqyxPiNXuM/edit?usp=sharing
>>26114593
Is the Dream Ball Riolu female?
>>26114514
I can give you my Tyranitarite from X since I have ORAS
Give me a minute though, I have to find it
>>26114640
Yup, sure is.
>>26114667
That'll be perfect then, add me and we'll trade.
>>26114658
Thank you! In a battle spot battle atm, be free as soon as I kill this Leafeon.
>>26114488
Victini or Arceus would me nice, especially shiny
>>26114589
Arceus, meloetta or victini. Shiny if possible.
>>26114693
Well, I can't find the Mega Stone for another half hour anyhow so don't worry about it
>>26114679
Thanks!
