Let's have a Greninja thread.
>>26095834
get this fake-mon out of here
What makes you so special greninja
>>26096325
Fuck off Chesnaughtfag. Neither you nor your shitty starter are welcome here.
>>26096325
You!!
>>26096325
A design which is the perfect mix of cool and cute. Greninja seems like the kind of Pokemon that tries to be cool, but just winds up being goofy.
A god-tier HA and movepool.
Great Shiny palette.
>>26096353
You're literally in every thread shitting on Chesnaught. Get a fucking life my man. A kids game shouldn't affect you this much.
>>26096421
You do realize that the majority of /vp/ dislikes Chesnaught, right?
>>26096432
Why does it matter to you?
>>26096453
Because you act as though there's only one, which is completely and utterly false. Unless you're suggesting that /vp/ is one person.
>>26096459
You're always the one throwing a tantrum in every thread. People can hate Chesnaught as much as they want, just don't be so obnoxious about it. Though saying that I can't understand how someone can hate a Pokemon this much.
oh it can learn agua shuriken, so edgy
i hate that pokemon, its for 12 year olds
Hell yes! Haven't seen these threads in a while.
>Shitting on Pokemon designs
A reminder to get a load of this.Anyone have any other crossovers?
>>26096732
>>26096732
I recall seeing some awesome artwork of Bang Shishigami with a Greninja some time ago. Does anyone have it?
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR UGO STARTER
>>26096912
Bumping in hopes someone still has it.
>>26098984
*Increasingly Nervous Anon Bumps Once More In Hopes of Fulfilled Request*
Fresh outta Pixiv
>>26096325
Chesnaugh-san stop being tsundere
I want to fucking smash Greninja's head against a wall. WHY does this overrated piece of shit constantly have to be shoved down our throats? It was shoehorned into Smash just because Sakurai liked its design. It got an overpowered hidden ability while the other Kalos starters were left to rot. Now it has that stupid DeviantArt form in the anime. And about that, WHY is Greninja the only one who can have a special bond with Ash? I guess Pikachu and Charizard just aren't fucking good enough for him anymore. Fuck Greninja! If TPC is going to shill a frog Pokémon then they should have at least shilled a good one like Poliwrath.
>>26101461
Fuck off Charizardfag.
>>26101477
At least Charizard has legitimate popularity. Greninja has been forced since its inception just like Lucario.
>>26101497
Hahahaha no.
Charizard's popularity is forced. Greninja earned his popularity unlike Charizard and Lucario.
>>26101528
Charizard has been around longer than you were born.
>>26101537
And Greninja is beating the shit out of Charizard in terms of viability and popularity, so you're wrong by default.
>>26101552
>implying Greninja will ever be more popular than Charizard
Hah. That's funny.
>>26096353
Someone is upset there starter is countered by a "subpar" starter,
>>26101461
Agreed
IT'S NOT FAIR
Anyone else quitting pokemon because of this?
>>26101568
>Greninja used Ice Beam
>Chesnaught dies
>>26101562
The popularity poll has already proven you wrong. You lose forever, and nothing you say can ever change any of the facts.
>>26101594
Just give up. Charizard will always be the most popular and best Pokémon and nothing you say will change that fact. Greninja will be forgotten in Sun and Moon to make room for the next flavor of the month starter.
>>26101607
You lose forever, and nothing you say can ever change any of the facts.
Deal with it.
>>26101623
No Pokémon is better than Charizard. NONE. Gayninja doesn't have two Megas. Gayninja didn't get into Pokken. You underage Greninjafags make me laugh, even THINKING that your dumb frog will ever surpass Charizard's global popularity.
>>26101646
Once again.
You lose forever, and nothing you say can ever change any of the facts.
I thought Ash Greninja was just a shitty fan nickname till i saw it on a tcg card recently.
Why do these poor salty faggots always have to shit up threads?
>>26095214
>>26096325
>>26096912
This one?
>>26101594
>The popularity poll
>Japan only
>>26102854
Holy shit anon! I don't know if you're still here, but i want you to know i love you with all of my heart!
Bumpin' with some Miiverse pics
>>26105482
I like Greninja.
>>26105616
It is time to take a break.
>>26105875
>>26102385
>Casual Gren
What episode is this?
>>26101461
I'll admit that greninja is forced.
just not as forced as some other pokemon
>>26105935
It unfortunately isn't even an "episode" per se, it was one of those miniclips that air after the episodes. Can't seem to find it online though. I heard it'll be available once it's subbed.
>>26105923
>>26101525
This is weird,but it's a good kind of weird.
>>26102385
>>26105966
Dammit, one of the only things I looked forward to the most out of XY&Z was the occasional chilled as fuck casual Gren. Fuck the form(?) I wanna see comfyfrog
>>26106098
I feel for you, anon. I too wanted to see the goofy side more often. It's a shame that Ash's Greninja is 2serious4me and honestly a bit dull, because i was expecting more relaxed quirkyness and lots of tongue-scarf antics. I hope it'll happen often in the near future.
>>26101583hmmm I wonder what is super effective against ice, oh wait FIGHTING.
>>26102433
You win this round anon
>>26096325
nothing makes greninja special
Is anyone surprised that this guy, as popular as he is, isn't playable in Pokken Tournament?
It makes me sad that the only playable Water-type in that game is fucking Suicune.
>>26104856
Th-thanks
>>26108925
>>26108993
>>26096732
>>26096732
>>26096732
Why is Greninja so cute?
>>26110836
I want to fuck that greninja
>>26109471
>>26106882
Because Sceptile is a more interesting ninja :)
>>26111520
>Can't Waterbend to create all sorts of ninja weaponry
>Doesn't have typical ninja quirks like spikes, Smokescreens, Double Teams, substitutes and the like
>Can't become whichever type it wants
>Doesn't have a tongue long enough to eat out 20 women at once
Nope. Greninja at his max potential would be the most interesting character in the game.
>>26111605
Well suck it. He's not in the game and that's all that matters. Haha loser. :)
>>26111626
Damn, you sure got me! I guess i'll just return to my much more important and not-dead game along with my Greninja amiibo to wait along.
>>26111681
>he plays tr4sh and buys McDonalds-tier toys
>>26111734
MADJELLY
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>>26111778
>implying that poll is worth a damn
It had Archeops at 15th place for fucks sake. Lucario wasn't even in the Top 20 despite being infinitely more popular.
Shiny froakie has been my only shiny egg.
It's a physical greninja set too with adamant and 4-5ivs. He's quite great to me
>>26111809
THIS JELLY TASTES LIKE SALT TOO
>>26095214
Lucario > Your shitty overrated Naruto frog
>>26111809
THIS A HUNDRED TIMES THIS
if the poll was legit my bro would be #1
>>26111892
>>26111934
You're not funny falseflagger.
>>26111859
How are people not over that fucking thing is beyond me, every goddamn game they find a new way to force it on the player. Why.
Also
>that thumbnail
>>26111942
>>26112032
>>26095834
Adventure time come'on grab yer friends
Greninja's popularity is artificial.
>>26112254
CUTE
>>26112254
>IF I KEEP REPEATING IT, IT WILL BECOME TRUE!
http://www.dorkly.com/post/57168/toplist-results-the-15-greatest-generation-vi-pokemon/page:5
http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/11/26/the-best-worst-xy-pokemon-revealed
It seems like you'll be mad for all eternity
>>26095214
>>26112341
>>26112423
>>26112312
>http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/11/26/the-best-worst-xy-pokemon-revealed
>That list
>Shit-talking Spritzee and Aromatisse
Fuck that shit, those guys where my unexpected bros in Gen 6.
>>26112975
People were asking for proofs of Greninja's popularity and i gave them. I don't agree with most of those lists either, but they showcase which pokemon people were giving a shit about when the game had just launched.
>>26096732
>>26096732
>>26096732
Anyone have that pic from a drawthread with Greninja as Raiden?
>>26114655
AHHHH CRAP! I remember that from late 2013. It was one of the best things to ever come out of anon-lewddrawthread. Unfortunately my other PC died on me shortly thereafter, so i lost it. I'll try to look for it.
>>26114655
Found it.
SLIPPERY BUTT
>>26096732
>ITT: BWAAAAAAH WHY IS THIS POKEMON SHILLED I DON'T EVEN LIKE FUCK GAMEFREAK FOR PLAYING WITH POPULARITY AND MY BOTTLE I WANT MY BABY BOTTLE MOM
>>26116197
ITT: image dump
the fuck are you on about, m8?
>>26116197
People stopped complaining some time ago. Every single thing that is loved by someone will inevitably end up hated by someone else, whether the reasoning be solid or not. Trying to get everyone to love something is futile, so you just have to deal with it and stop complaining about something that will literally never be solved.
>>26114857
can't see shit
>>26106068
I think they make a good pair
>>26117248
Good... that is when it is best to strike...
>>26106821
>Greninja used Gunk Shot
>>26117330
nothing personnel,,, kid,,,
>>26116264
>>26111809
Where is the rest of the poll?
>>26119374
Here's the top 50.
>>26119377
Top 45
is it there more?
Pretty interesting, Palkiafags btfo
>>26119377
I underestand the fossils, but Arbok? I hope it's not a meme and it is actually really popular. It would be awesome in Pokken or something.
Probably the anime tho
>>26119479
>>26119570
>>26119377
>all those legendaries
>arceus almost wins (again)
>sylveon
>garchomp
>fucking dedenne of all things
Are Nips the kings of shit taste or something?
>>26119744
>Are Nips the kings of shit taste or something?
they've always had shit taste
>/vp/ hates charizard but they love greninja
oh the ironing
>>26119744
I'm sure a majority of the voters are children
>>26118353
>personnel
>>26119889
Greninja deserves the love. Charizard does not.
>>26119889
>/vp/ is one person
well meme'd
Please help me /vp/. Since this is a Greninja thread, I feel that his would be the most relevant place to post this.
>about a month ago
>be university student and keyboard player with a profound interest in classical music
>live in college honors dorm with roommate
>almost everyone in my dorm plays Pokemon, i.e. I see hoards of students watching the first movie or playing Smash Bros in the commons at least weekly
>anyway, I'm currently alone in my room
>listening to Scarlatti's Sonata in G K. 455 on repeat during my free time
>try to mimic the rhythm and melody of the song for fun
>I do this by imagining a keyboard in front of me and playing the notes as I hear them with my hands tapping, pressing, etc.
>after a while, I start getting dissatisfied with drumming the air, and try to find a hard surface
>start tapping the table, chairs, etc. as I wander around the room
>at this point, I'm not really concentrated on my surroundings because I am too focused on the song
>my eyes are half closed and my mouth half open because musical trance
>out of the corner of my eye, spot my Greninja plush
>decide to playfully "use" it as my keyboard
>do this for about two minutes when my roommates friend barges in out of nowhere
>I don't know why he's here, probably to look for my roommate. They were probably going out to drink
>he looks at me, gives a short grimace and closes the door
>I don't think much of it, resume listening and tapping
Cont.
>>26124043
>two weeks later
>come to watch Pokemon Heroes at midnight in the commons
>for some reason, one of the organizers is reluctant to let me sit, and only does so after giving me a shit eating grin
>people around me start giving me snide looks
>I have no fucking idea why
>during the scene where Latias transforms from her human illusion, roommate's friend turns to me and says something like
>"How's that for a striptease?"
>a couple people around him laugh out loud, a few others chuckle or smirk
>still confused, we really haven't talked prior, so I wouldn't assume that he has too much against me
>suddenly, everything connects
>realize that when he opened the door two weeks prior, he saw me drumming the legs, chest, and crotch of my Greninja plush
>he probably assumed I was giving it sexual foreplay or something, since he wouldn't have been able to hear the music because I was wearing headphones.
I know it sounds ridiculous, but keeping in mind the amount of knowledge and "experience" that you have with degenerate Pokemon fans, imagine opening a random door at your university and finding some unshaven and poorly groomed mongrel furiously rubbing his two fingers against the crotch of a fucking Pokemon plush to the rhythm of a fucking allegro Baroque piece, all while he's in what seems to be some sort of lusty trance considering his closed eyes, open mouth, and the fact that he's looking up at the ceiling likes he's in some sort of sexual immersion.
>>26124051
>>26124043
I have no words.
>>26124051
>How's that for a striptease?
>>26124274
>>26124252
I understand that my predicament probably appears very humorous to you, and may cause some feelings of self-glory to accompany it. However, THIS IS MADDENINGLY HUMILIATING TO ME. I DONT DESERVE THIS.
Seriously, try opening >>26104856's picture and tapping its weird frog crotch and chest with both hands to the rhythm of this:
http://youtu.be/8yhd-dpC_7o
starting around 0:33, and try to imagine what someone would think of you had they glimpsed at you and your screen. Imagine what they would tell others if their a drunk douchebag as well.
What do I do? People in my dorm still give me weird glances even though most of them haven't mentioned anything else regarding the event. No one really wants to believe my actual account of the events and I've avoided eye contact with just about everyone belonging to any sort of video game club since the movie. Hell, there was one dorm member who pulled me to the side during my Sensory Biology class to discuss my taste in goddamn Delphox artists. He looks and talks exactly like JustinRPG, only slightly less obese.
At least this is what I think the problem is. Keep in mind I have no sexual desire for any kind of Pokemon, feral, anthro, or otherwise. There is not a single byte of pokeporn on my hard drive, and never was for any period of time.
I may be overreacting, and this may have nothing to do with my life ten years from now, but I don't want to take any chances. I want to be known for my passion for music, not a passion for ninja frog cunt.
>>26124051
>furiously rubbing his two fingers against the crotch of a fucking Pokemon plush to the rhythm of a fucking allegro Baroque piece
>>26124051
And that is why you always lock the door. ALWAYS.Is anyone screencapping this?
>>26124369
I am very sorry, Anon.
>>26124369
>>26124051
>>26124043At least you have good taste.
>>26124051
>>26124369
> and finding some unshaven and poorly groomed mongrel furiously rubbing his two fingers against the crotch of a fucking Pokemon plush to the rhythm of a fucking allegro Baroque piece, all while he's in what seems to be some sort of lusty trance considering his closed eyes, open mouth, and the fact that he's looking up at the ceiling likes he's in some sort of sexual immersion.
> I want to be known for my passion for music, not a passion for ninja frog cunt.
I'm fucking crying.
>>26124933
>>26124502
>>26124847
I don't understand why you are laughing at this.
I want to make clear once again that I am not a degenerate. There are degenerates that deserve to be laughed at, but I am not one of them. The point of my story was to show that I HAD NO SEXUAL INTENTIONS WHATSOEVER. I was just trying to be playful and have levity for a brief period. When I decided what surface to enact my air-piano on, I am still trying to figure out why I chose my Greninja plush, and ESPECIALLY WHY I CHOSE THE LEWDEST PART.
Maybe because the plush was relatively firm to pressure, year soft and fluffy to the touch. I obviously like Greninja as a Pokemon as you can see by the fact I bought a plush in the first place, and it was like playfully tickling a friend. NOT MOLESTING A PROSTITUTE OR SOME OTHER KIND OF LOVE INTEREST.
Guys, I don't even browse /r9k/. I have a social life and I don't want it to utterly decay just because of some shitty rumor following a misattributed relaxation session.
Is anyone here a pokephile who has been caught in the act somehow or otherwise accused of something of a similar vein? Do you have any ideas or experience regarding how you dispelled any notions of this in other people or otherwise reduced their
I want to attenuate the damage as much as possible, but I don't want to be as drastic as committing suicide or dropping out of college. I'm also not going the SJW route and saying, "True love knows know bounds" or other faddy rubbish. I want to remove any association of me with lewd Pokemon activity and damage control Also, it's not like the whole school is trying to haze / tar and feather me. At the moment, the people who have heard this rumor are mostly confined to the people in my dorm, and the most punishment I've received is some rude remarks or glares, but I have a feeling that it will spread and grow much worse if I don't do something about it. Plus, it's still abhorrently embarrassing.
>>26124616
Thank you for understanding.
>>26111520
Sceptile's more of a samurai/ronin type pokemon. Greninja is classic ninja.
>>26112312
>Robertoinja
Yes plz.
>>26125115
>That rant
>With that pic
Anon, I have bad news for you
>>26125212
I just pulled off the most fitting image that I could search under "sad Greninja" regarding my current plight. I didn't think it was lewd when I downloaded it, but now I can see what you mean.
Never mind the anthro/inflation porn I had to stroke through just to get it on google images. I'll delete it immediately after I post this.
>>26125270
"Sad Greninja"? that looks like horny greninja
Plus, that artist draws frog porn
>>26125285
You can look it up yourself. It's the 30th result, at least when I search,
>>26125270
I bet this is what you consider a "Gymnastic Greninja".
>>26125395
I guess you're right, but that image has as much to do with Sad Greninja as that other image has to do with King Dedede Drooling while eating.
>>26125115
This maestro's got nothing on Mozart.SCREENCAP THIS
If you are still here, Mozart, I feel really sorry about this hole thing. Assuming that is real and not bait
>>26124043
/r/ing a lewd fanfiction based off of this glorious saga M/maestro X F/Horny Toad
>>26126186
Can you please add the following comments and reactions? Otherwise, good job.
>>26124043
>>26124051
>>26124369
>>26125115
What's humorous is that you're taking all of this so seriously. If you really want your peeps to believe you're not some stupid, frogsexual beta manlet, then stop behaving like one.
If they really do believe you screw frogs in your spare time, then the only thing that can prove otherwise is your attitude. If you lock up, you're only leading them to believe it really DID happen. Just live life normally and be the least awkward you can be and you'll be all right. Just be prepared in case they genuinely ask you the question if it turns out you weren't just paranoid.Nice taste in Baroque, though. I'm more of a Monteverdi and Bach kind of dude.
>>26126262
>>26126388
Thank you, and you are certainly right regarding my attitude in this thread.
I tried my best to avert this attitude in real life. It only took me a single day in first grade to learn that trying to screech into everyone's ear in hopes of denying some sort of rumor, especially one regarding lewd Chinese cartoons is a pipe dream at best, and a trip to the principles office at worst. I guess that trying to clear my name on an anonymous image board is a bit absurd as well.
Regarding my attitude in this thread, I've just been feeling a bit tense regarding other issues as well I.e exams, so I just needed to let off some steam. Luckily, I haven't had a chance to act awkward and upset in public regarding this incident, because no one has yet confronted me about this issue. I suppose that I can remedy it by just letting the incident slide with a confidant countenance throughout class, and if anyone does try to speak to me regarding the incident, I already have an alibi. A good amount of my friends know I play the keyboard, so they would certainly understand the actual scenario than the possibility of frogfucking. I'm still afraid that the rumor might spread covertly and a majority of the campus will just collectively laugh down upon me one day, even if I bear a clear attitude the whole way through. What I also fear is being drawn into the furry or LGBT "tolerant" crowd because they "associate" with me, for if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss will gaze into thee. But it is still the best option, and trying to damage control will only make me appear more suspicious.
I suppose it'll be a brilliant learning experience for me once it has past, and I can look back on it with nervously appreciative nostalgia. I'll do my best to see that this becomes a happy ending.
Bach is probably one of my favorite artists overall. I've listened to both books the Well Tempered Clavier multiple times through. Purcell, Corelli, and Telemann are also excellent.
>>26126585
You're alright, dude. Musicbros tend to be cool guys, Just keep it together and you'll be alright. Just don't come out awkwardly smiling at everything, it makes it look like you're trying to cover up a murder. A universal truth is that regardless of what you do, people will form their own opinions on you, whether they be right or wrong, so don't bother paying it a lot of attention. Do you play any instruments?Besides Frog Penis, of course.Yes, i know frog's don't actually have dicks
>>26126493
Don't forget
>>26125115
>>26124369
And following reactions. Thank you for the screen caps.
>this fucking thread
>tfw reading it all with that song he linked
Christ, I know /vp/ is autistic especially with all that hootroot shit but jesus my sides are in orbit
>>26124369
You should find a legit person who wants to fuck Pokemon and make them vouch for you. Or make them call you a poser.
>>26126262
>F/Horny Toad
Make it M/Horny Toad.
Also just tried what the Anon did with my own Greninja plush. Felt pretty good, would recommend it to everyone.
>>26126618
Thank you for asking!
I've played the piano ever since my mom taught it to me when I was six. Ever since then, playing the piano has been a definite passion for me. Sometimes during dead hours, I like to sneak into my music hall just to play a couple bars of Bach, Schumann, or Lizst.
I also started playing the Viola in fifth grade, and I still play it on and off. I have attempted many times to play Paganini's 24 Caprices, with varying success.
Lastly, I sing baritone choir. I can say that my crowning achievement today stands as me being cast as the lead singer of my schools arrangement ofDon't Stop Believingin eighth grade. Just recently, about last Christmas, I actually sang as part of an amateur motet for Tallis' Spem in Ailum.
Both of my parents were talented and interested in music, so I pleases me to consider that I am carrying down this affinity for music to my generation.
How about you?
>>26125914
To be honest, Mozart probably did more perverse things than Greninja Virtuoso.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C78HBp-Youk
What would it take for you to outshine him in this regard one day?
A R C H I V E T H I S
http://youtu.be/2Sgw1Ib0Qxo
http://youtu.be/yIAk61xEZ80
These are the best ways to visually represent the dirty deed in action.
New thread?
>>26095214
isn't that disgrace to him due to being a ninja?
>>26124043
I'm genuinely very sorry for you, but the way you tell this story, giving the vivid imagery, the colorful emotion and the occasional dialogue is hilarious.
You should write a novel at some point in your life. Whether it be about this incident, I'll let you decide.
/vp/ thread simulator when?
>>26128223
>>26128223
>>26128223
NEW THREAD
Tell us about Braxienfag
I feel as if this thread derailed without really losing it direction either.
Goodnight, sweet thread.
>>26128046
If one ever gets made again, this should go in it.
Greninja is my favorite starter.
>>26101525
I like how a girl is dominanting a guy XD
>>26132405
>Female Charizard sexualy dominates a cuteboy greninja
I can fap to that
Mozart's got nothing on this maestro.
>>26095214
Bump
>>26124051
Someone's gotta screencap this
>>26126750
That's great!
I'm not much of a piano player myself, but I've been playing the bass back in college with some of my old chums (we actually formed a band, but we never gotten more popular than playing at the occasionally party).
I think what you need to do is just admit that you have some attraction to greninja. Yes, you might have the occasional snicker from a retard or two, but people will leave you alone at least.
>>26138235
I'm definitely bound to get more than a few chuckles here on /vp/ due to these screencaps and such. So it goes when you post your plights on an anonymous image board, and I was pretty sure it would receive attention beyond that of what I was hoping for.
Oh well. There would have been worse crimes and stigmas for me had I been accused a century ago than there are today. Whatever attractions I possess, I'll see that they don't do too much to hinder or obstruct my social desires or passions.
i'm planning to use greninja for doubles. Not sure which nature, movesets to use on him. And is it possible for greninja to combo with mega gardevoir? like mat block in crucial moments so that M-Gardevoir can spam hyper voice?
Screencap of >>26124043
>>26134118
NinjaBump
>>26125115
You're making such a big fuss about something that shouldn't be taken seriously to begin with.
I can't even imagine what would you do when you got real problems.
>>26140076
You seem like an earnest man. Had you been born in any age besides this one full of distraction and pettiness, you'd probably never even know you had these temptations.
>>26095214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=30&v=5dj5X9B_Zis
>>26127116
>those meat curtains
Damn son
>>26127116
>>26148443
>Arby's
>WE HAVE THE MEATS!
>>26148542
>>26148443
Fuck man, now I'm beginning to see what really drove >>26124043's lust.
>>26148569
plz
>this fucking thread
What makes this guy's support so perfect is how incredibly autistic he is and the essays he writes over this dumb shit. If someone is that autismal this kind of stuff will just happen to them sooner or later
What a novel this was
West que cet
>>26095214
How's that for a striptease?
