Classic 2010-era thread. I'll start.
The track-and-field kid
>>25751097
Edgy chick who wears hot topic shit.
White Knight that keeps getting rejected.
Yoga Class instructor
Local bully that hates anyone who gets near his turf.
Foreign exchange student
ORCHESTRA CONDUCTOR!
The guy that lives on energy drinks and monster trucks. Likely to scream something out the window of a moving vehicle at pedestrians. Seems to talk about parties every other day.
That one kid that keeps getting forgotten every single day.
The huge dude who didn't talk much but was nice to everybody.
The creepy guy who hangs out at the back of the school, asking the kids if they want a free ride.
>>25752423
>not Hypno
m8
>>25752432
Both of them involve dealing with children, what's the difference?
That kid who breakdanced at every school dance.
>>25752448
Hypno succeeds.
That one kid that is constantly being pressured by his overbearing parents to study for and work towards a certain career that he doesn't really have any interest in, but he pursues it anyway just because he can't think of anything better and he doesn't want to be the sole disappointment to his family when his older siblings / relatives have all been extremely successful. By the time he's an adult there won't be anything left of "him" anymore, just the product of his family's lofty expectations.
>>25752476
Anon, do we need to talk?
The kid who spends every waking moment creating ice sculptures.
The rich bitch who believes she is too cool for school
>>25752476
This matches the whole "fungi overtake and control Parasect line" really well.I hope you're okay anon
That kid who never shut up about working out and practically lived at the gym.
That one kid who continually talks about her current appearance being a phase and desperately wanting to evolve, but never evolving successfully.
That one kid who slept through class but still aced exams.
That kid who was always picking fights with people but always got his ass kicked.
The disquietingly homoerotic gym teacher.
That kid who fapped way too much.
>>25752550
That was me.
Got good test scores, but slept through half my classes.
Shame the inclass work ended up being more important than the tests, so I still had shitty grades.
That one guy who just lurks around the school.
that one asshole who kept stealing people's shit
Principle
>>25752550
I laughed because that's me except now I'm a college drop-out since homework grades made me fail my classes.
That one asshole who kept trying to steal people's souls.
>>25752599
I don't know why this is so fitting, but it is.
>>25752604
I remember that piece of shit.
Fucking Caleb.
That teacher that was always a huge fucking asshole to literally everyone and would frequently patrol the halls looking for any dawdling students to yell at.
That one guy who hangs out around the school and plays songs.
Those Mexican kids that wore Affliction shirts and were obsessed with Fast and Furious and wrestling.
That obnoxious faggot that no one liked but thought everyone was his friend.
Kept a facade of arrogance and WICKED RADICAL COOLNESS, but really hated himself.
Always the first person everyone blames whenever an electrical problem happens.
Black kids in the hallways.
That one kid who never washed his gym clothes.
>>25752585
>>25752601That was me too, I never did homework, classwork, or projects.
I eventually went full hikki-NEET dropout then got a diploma from a paramilitary school you live on base for.
I feel like a lot of anons were this kid really, unmotivated fucks who were smart but just wanted to sleep and use their PC.
Prefers to keep to herself and indulge in her own beauty.
Those two brothers who were inseparable but fought constantly and could physically never stop the banter.
That kid with some kind of serious learning disability that honestly seemed like a pretty nice guy, but you avoided interacting with him anyway because he made you uncomfortable, which in turn made you feel like kind of a shitty person, but not enough to actually go out of your way to talk to him.
That one kid who was socially inept but a great artist
The biggest Edgelord around, moping, droping, and being a depressing, aggressive shit while being bullied every single day.
>>25752659
Unmotivated? I was motivated in everything I wanted to do. I read so many books and learnt so many things on my own before homework ramped up in high school.
So in college, I decided not to do a single homework. Not one.
That one Gym teacher who actively got too involved with sports, so much so to the point that he pleasures himself to pain.
>>25752683
More like
>That one kid who thought he was a great artist but actually just traced anime
>>25752659
My mom eventually gave up on me. Nothing could motivate me, punishment or reward.
I've spent more time outside with no shoes on during cold days than I'd like to remember.
I'm a carpenter now. It's nice.
That one kid who tried to act edgy and shit, but would break down in tears at the slightest insult.
>>25752674
>That one special kid who sat in for regular classes sometimes and everyone loved and gave high fives to
That one kid who was still super short in Freshman year but shot up like a weed and got jacked by the end.
>>25752688Sorry, I wasn't trying to be a dick or force an assumption on you, just myself personally and a lot of the people I know who visit anonymoose image boards fall into the characteristics I described.
>>25752731
Then Slowking would be the socially retarded kid who was actually a genius.
>>25752737
N'aww man, I'm not mad at you, I'm butthurt at certain trends and ideas in society right now. My apologies.
I love learning, but the education system isn't meant for that.
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That teen girl who just got off watching Foamy the squirrel on NewGrounds.com com while signing a bring back Invader Zim petition wearing a Jack Skeleton Hoodie And Happy Tree Friends tube socks Purchased from Hot Topic During an Emily the Strange buy 1 get 1 50 percent off sale Where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor graphics Comics While her overbearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance slash Limp Bizkit concert With a 5 years older than her boyfriend That constantly IM’s unsourced Stolen Pom And Zi comic art Over 56K Modem American Online trial discs On myspace.com with a top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ and whatever angsty band is the hit new thing in Disney Adventures Magazine And spends all day filling out What Kingdom Hearts Character are you quizzes Only to complain she didn’t get Riku and Is unable to watch the 2003 MTV Music Awards Because her dead beat older brother is always Hogging the living room TV Playing Tony Hawks Underground on his Halo edition Transparent green Xbox Using a 3rd party Mad Kats air flow controller With a busted analog stick constantly leaning to the right Making antisemitic remarks on how Eric stole his wicked Mctwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage.
![20150101011848[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CEcfWP5.png "20150101011848[1].png")
the swim/polo team champ that everyone wants to fuck
everyone
The student that despite not wanting to be in a relationship, somehow gets thousands of love letters each week.
>>25752768
Do you have a confession to make?
>>25752488
Yes
>>25752657
only amusing one in the entire thread
i dont even fucking know
>>25752816
Makes lewd jokes to the girls, but they never remember him.
That kid who decided to stop being a wuss and stood up to his bullies and now has detention.
Is intelligent. nihilistic, and has a wicked sense of humor
>>25752850
Psssh...nothin personnel kid
Teacher that most parents think is a pedo, but he really isn't.
>>25752768
Can't believe I didn't think to actually search for this first before thinking about it too hard.
>>25752859
>That one kid that's isolated, but incredibly nice once you get to know him
>>25752850
That guy who wants everyone to think he is tough, but is actually pretty nice.
School principal
>>25752957
Already been done by >>25752599
>>25752957
Actually let me elaborate more on that.
School principal that everyone tries to behave on sight but speak ill of said principal when they're not around.
>>25752752
That was me, but not a genius, just great at memorizing facts. So, on top of being too autistic to talk to anyone, they hated me for knowing all the answers to everything but math when all I did was secetly write gay stuff in my notebook all day.
>>25752981
Tell us more about what you wrote.
Dunno
>>25752393
i really don't get this Marcactus is forgettable meme
she's too cute to be forgotten desu
>>25752360
Underated post
>>25752503
this
this so much, and if not her, then Gardevoir
>>25751097
The one girl who always wears white and is stunningly beautiful. but nobody knows anything about her.
>>25752997
Literal gay fiction with original characters and everything. I won't elaborate any more than that, but explicit sex scenes were regularly included, maybe once per chapter.
>>25752957
>not hall monitor
>>25752768
Pan get the fuck outta here
The guy who is really small, yet intimidates almost everyone.
That kid who wears the shirt with flames on it.
That dirt poor redneck that's really nice and is friends with everyone except the bratty, bully rich girl who are actually in love but try to hide their true feelings for each other by insulting each other.
>>25752905
>He's actually the coolest teacher there once you get to know him
>the type of teacher that keeps up with you after you graduate because he sees alot of potential in you
this is my high school headcanon for hypno now
>>25753004
>Big ugly kid who everyone picks on in secret so they don`t get murdered.
>one of the only rich kids in school that isn't a dick
>Very serious about shit all the time, but will stand up against anybody who picks on the most vunerable kids
>his parents left him with a family fortune when they both got killed in a robbery when he was a tiny cubone
>>25753093
>tfw some young slut gets knocked up by her boyfriend and says he raped her
FUCK
That one weird kid only you were friends with who later beat this shit out of a guy who tried to fight you.
The stoner kid who's room is filled with cannabis and rebellion memorabilia and listens to reggae while he draws his surreal stoner art. He flunks in every subject except art and writing where he actually excels at.
Purloin is his rebellious, goth stoner girlfriend.
>>25753148
That one kid who you could get anything from if you had money
>>25753139
>it's a "We have to clear Mr.Hyp's name!" episode
sign my ass up
Honestly, I would totally read a story featuring Pokemon in High School with some of these roles, I definitely see potential in this story if it had Clerks kind of humor and characters with some serious moments here and there.
>>25753207
this
someone archive this shit, i might use this later in life and i don't want this thread gone forever
The actual Hardass chick that listened to punk music that was secretly tsundre for the nerdy kid
>>25753304
>tfw I will never be her nerdy kid.
Okay, now let's work some relationsships in between the characters that we have.
>>25753004
>The guy who everyone is afraid of because of how he looks, however he is actually pretty nice. A bit light-hearted.
>>25752768
how about the one goth chick that always thought she was better than everyone else because she was "Different"?
>>25753314
senpai, i could totally see
>>25753153
and
>>25752476
being a god tier ship
>the star of the football team, not the smartest guy but is always willing to help others
>>25752641
ouch.
>>25753383
>ouch.
What?
>>25753375
And I'm you big fan!
Haha, I've been waiting for a jock Pokemon. Super worth it..
that kid who asks others for help and won't even try to learn on their own when something is too hard
That one kid who that has a track record of everyones birthdays and manages to pull cash from god knows where and buy people birthday presents. Some people think its creepy while others think he's the coolest kid on the block.
>>25753396
Nah its just the super defeatist who gives up really fast.
>>25753304
So her?
Basically?
Anon in real life
rude, makes crude and offensive jokes, knows way more about computers than regular people, and a cynic.
>>25753433
i don't know who this bitch with the fat ass is
but kinda, yeah. except with piercings and a more hardass/bitchy type of demeanor
>>25753390
that hit kindda close to home.
The 'hot' teacher.
>>25752731
He died in eighth grade
Basically, the teacher that every guy likes because
1. she's a great teacher
and 2. she's the stereotypical "Hot Teacher"
plays with their lighter in class and has intentionally "accidentally" set fire to things more than once
>>25753493
The new assistant swim team coach.
The teacher that spends half of the lesson talking about their life.
>>25753543
Yeah that sounds better!
>>25752467
That's why Hypno is the creepy guy who used to hang out at the back of the school
>>25753545
Drinks cheap beer, eats rice crackers and watch a lot of TV.
Wonders why no one will marry her and is close to her 30s.
>>25753558
naw senpai, new canon for hypno
>>25752905
>>25753093
The self-described nerdy girl who hangs out with the nerdy guys because she hates how stupid and slutty other girls from school are. Despite this, she feeds on the attention of the nerds and is one of the biggest whores in school, getting with every nerd at some point.
>>25753569
why fucking landorus?
>>25753560
This is really popular in my Chinese cartoons for some reason
>>25753579
OUest of OU.
Bitch is getting life from the attention of tourneyfags
>The famous singer that moves to this new school, thinking that'll be just like the high school shit she's watched
>>25752957
>not janitor
>>25753580
Must be a stereotype for female teachers or something.
That kid who wanted to be edgy but his mom wouldn't let him.
>>25752360
lel
School shooter.
>>25753727
That fits more with Pancham, Pawniards are just the weak bullies who hang around the stronger bully Bisharp.
>>25753137
He is the hero pokeschool deserves...
>>25753569
literally what the fuck
>>25751097
He will act all tough and decietful and like he's a terrible person when around a group to get others to respect him which doesn't actually work except with the really weak kids new to the school who also join the trying to fit in.
Everybody just accepts him and doesn't get mad at his constant facade. But when he's alone with somebody, he'll show a huge nice and caring side, helping you out and bring there to talk. You wonder why he wastes his time on maintaining this reputation but the truth is that he thinks everybody else shares the mindset that being nice is being weak. And being weak is his greatest fear
The big, buff jock that everyone's afraid of, but is actually super duper shy and sensitive.
The short, tubby kid that hands out snacks to whoever asks for them, and is super duper nice.
>>25753736
>>25753793
And he is also an excellent gourmet.
>>25752516
>not the workshop teacher
Step up.
that kid who claims his love for Allah
>>25752516
That would be Tyrogue, Conkeldurr is the mysterious old man who appears once in a while and teaches something new or kick someone's ass.
>>25752373
this made me laugh
>>25752476
;__________;
>>25752957
That one kid who gets cancer and dies
What about Wobbufett?
Looks absolutely flawless until he's ask to do almost anything.Is somehow really good at mindgames and scheming but only uses it for good.
>>25752816
banned from school property.
The faggot hoodrat that always sags their pants.
>>25752360
kek
>>25753736
Don't you dare talk shit about wooper
>>25752360
Ha! 10/10 laughed for a good 5 mins.
>>25752641karamatsu ?
>>25752621
> Not music teacher
>>25752587
>not scrafty
>>25754343
Who?
>>25752859
> That kid who watches shows like border patrol and most shocking, saves his class/school from an armed intruder because of said show and knew the warning signs.
>>25752768
PAN GET THE FUCK OFF OF HERE.
>2010
>Highschool
>>25754389
Not that guy, but who's Pan?
>>25754427
This joke was created by a Youtuber called Rebeltaxi. He covers animation and has a popular animation podcast where he randomly started saying that exact thing but it dragged for a solid 2 minutes. It became a running gag and whenever he started it everyone else would just leave the Skype call. He goes by the name of Pan Pizza and is known to frequently browse 4Chan and is notorious for starting threads on /co/ about Goth Girls and himself.
The substitute teacher
>>25754486
KEK
cool upperclassmen
>>25753863
nice
That faggot with the emo hairstyle, that is actually pretty damn good looking, despite his terribad hair choices.
who is THE "your best friend" pokemon
>>25754546
>>25754546
Do you even need to ask?
>>25754531
zyzz brah
That one chill guy who's failed a grade, knows how everything works, and smokes a pack a day.
>>25753006
i love maractus, but it really is very forgettable. it only shows up uncommonly in one obscure location in bw/bw2, no notable in game trainers have it, and its stats, movepool, and abilities are all unremarkable, it really has nothing to set it apart
>>25752491
what kinda school did u go to anon
>>25753863
Kek,the best one so far
The one guy who looks pretty average but when it comes down to it has a bunch of hidden talents
The kid who says meme shit in real life. Not even good memes, and with awful timing
Also I am officially voting espurr for the kid who has a gun in his locker
The black girl who tries to dress white, with the blonde weave and everything. Rachet.
>>25754803
>Rachet.
What does this mean?
That kid you would call a "late bloomer". He's around 17 and it's like his body forgot to trigger puberty
The kid who didn't fit any stereotype, wasn't in a clique and basically had a few friends from every group but wasn't especially popular or anything.
>>25754873
Forgot pic. This kid, right here.
The class clown
The weird kid who wore his gym kit under his regular clothes so he wouldn't have to get changed in front of everyone else
>>25754884
>>25754895fuck you anon
>>25754884
the class pedophile more like it
>>25752561
>not the good-natured jock
Newsflash: Machoke is more popular for barafags
The friendly, bubbly girl who's kinda dumb but always sticks up for her friends.
>>25754378
>arrested for vigilantism and suspect for having planned it
The cool teacher.
>>25752583
Ha ha
That kid who couldnt make it one day without being compared to one of their older siblings, or who was asked to carry a message to them by their friends
>>25755978
I've been that kid. I want to give him a hug.
The flamboyant as shit guy who everyone thinks is gay but bangs the hottest bitches, but would probably suck your cock if it was big enough. Also has a gay ass name like Stefan.
The nice quiet kid that hangs out with his friends who seems weak but will break your back if you mange to piss him off.
The swimmer who's kind of douchey, and makes crude/offensive jokes, but is extremely well like by his friends. Has a good jawline, and is underrated and overlooked as potential boyfriend, probably due to his crassness and mild awkwardness
>>25756502
>tfw had a guy EXACTLY like this in my high school classAlthough he was called Lucas
That girl who never had a true and loyal friend because of her mind-reading abilities
>>25756793
her only true hope for a proper friendship would be a dark type, whose mind she can't read
>>25756801
You clever motherfucker 10/10
That one popular girl who everyone thought was a slut for some reason.
>>25753800
holy shit
That one kid who would always try to start a fight and annoy you but if you just slightly pushed him he'd start crying and would tell the principal
Literally me
>>25757008
me 2bh
![FireRed_LeafGreen_Red[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/kst4LRR.png "FireRed_LeafGreen_Red[1].png")
The exchange student that shows up out of nowhere and barely seems to speak at all, yet manages to become the coolest and smartest kid in school but the protagonist has no idea why.
You.
>>25754576
Smug childhood friend.
The kid who spread the rumor that you can get toad in melee if you hit all the credits.
>>25752476
this hits too close anon
Stoner who smokes and eats and smokes and eats.
>>25757008
Stop posting me everywhere fuck.
>>25757283
lol did that model really have bloodshot eyes
>>25752552
No wonder he has 2 black eyes then.
>>25751097
That one casanova guy who had the hots for all the girls, and would always be seen asking someone out at lunch.
>>25753569
>>25753588
>girl
Landorus is male, what are you on.
>>25752604
Somehow this is me?
>be high school
>in class
>somebody asks me for a pencil
>I'll trade you one for your soul
>lol wut
>just write out "I, -name- Hereby grant my eternal soul to anon in exchange for one pencil on the date of x" and sign it
>this happened twice, and I actually got two soul contracts
>kept those in my wallet for years
>recently got rid of them because I'm 23 now and it's probably be creepy if anybody found them
>really wish I had kept them because I'm pretty sure this would be the only time it would ever be relevant to post them
>>25757486
I need art of a suave, hispanic flareon now.
>>25754550
Ha!Did you really think I LIKED you? In this world, it's KILL or BE KILLED.
>>25754772
>Espurr
>Not the SPED kid who somehow preempts a school shooting and has half the teachers inherpocket
The fuck you doing, senpai?
>>25754815
Highly superficial and vain, but unwilling to admit it.
The shy but smart one.
>>25757008
>/co/ memes
>on /vp/
>>25752768
pan pizza
>>25752561
>>25754965
this, definitely
>>25754660
Changed my mind.He's that one old history teacher who talks and talks and talks who's been there since anybody can remember. He tells stories sometimes, and since he's seen some shit when he was younger, they're often the most interesting part of his class. Still smokes a pack a day.
The protagonist. You know it's what would happen if this were real. Nice, friendly, new, wants to be an electrician someday.
>>25758700
More like the teacher's pet.
the local football player that just barely made the team, where most everyone else outclasses him, but he sometimes pulls through some clutch plays
the typical underdog
>>25752925
>>25754378
this
it just fits so well
would love to see an episode of this
>>25757379
Yeah...whenever it attacked I believe
>>25757098
>>25755978
I was just about to post this:
the shy one with seemingly endless older siblings, who feels lost because all his/her older siblings all have their own special talent, but she/he doesn't
>>25756649
>always punches his younger brother in the shoulder
>>25758844
AG107
HEY TWERP, I JUST TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR DESK, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TO ABOUT IT
The bully kid who everyone was scared of and never fucked withbut the protagonist takes out in one or two punches
That kid who you sorta forgot went to school because he either skipped class or sat in the corner and was always one hair away drone either killing himself or blowing up the school
>>25759437
>Pikachu uses brick break
>>25753545
>>25753560
But most of the kids think she's hot. Paras constantly blushes and stammers around her, especially on parents evening when she compliments him for being a good student, but says he needs to talk more
That kid who keeps lying about video game secrets and really wants friends.
>>25759553
Shit, that actually makes a lot of sense for some reason, I would've went with another goth kid or that kid who's really into horror movies and manga.
That sneaky bitch with straight-A's
>>25752906
>>25752768
>copy and paste this into google
>'you have made a malformed or illegal request'
what
>>25751097
>those kids who were part of a secret club you could only get into by showing your dick to every other member of the club
i swear to god every school i've ever been to has one of these. it stops around middle school, but its the weirdest thing looking back.
>>25759582
>really into horror movies and manga
Anon I have a ghost for you that's the best of both worlds.
Football/rugby coach
>>25759553
literally one of my friends, with long blonde hair
the guy always wears 5 fucking jackets in 90 degree weather
>>25752957
The teacher who's been working at the school for 30 years but has never received a promotion. Always wears a scruffy suit, looks constantly tired and can usually be seen chainsmoking across the street before school.
>>25759621
Wrestling coach
>the kid who reeked of cigarettes but only because his parents smoked in the house
>>25753047
did they ever see it?
>>25759688
yes
>his older brother has already been smoking for a few years despite being not much older
>>25753010
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistent? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
>>25752503
>yfw she literally has a stick up her ass about this
kid who was really good with a soccer ball
>>25759768
Kid who faces death everyday because of his heart condition.
