Stinky is gassy! edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>3.35 July 19th
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e5e5cea1b9a706a22733af0dd3d790ab6bce41e1
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>148824593
>>148849115
1st forfuck you guffy
>tfw smart
Post characters and music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59BRCOiQVKI
naka bp
Guffy's mask stinks so good, hypercompressed Cummies>w<
Miqo'te are played by the worst and weirdest people ever.
>>148849115
me on the right
Xth for headpats
>>148849408
/puke
HOW DO I MAKE BIG MONEY AS MINER
>>148849242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mAV6WpzfTU
Lonely au ra looking for an EB...
PST...
>>148849523
No hate, only love
Next victim soon
is the meme that we don't pay attention to it
>>148849616
A what?
xth for collars
Most efficient way to spam poetics/esos?
Want to see if I can get caught up on my relic before 3.4
>>148849127it wasnt brahms posting that
>>148849698
what
>>148849712
what are we not paying attention to
>>148849816
And coeurl briefs
Highlanders
>>148849894
autism
>>148849904
skeletan on guffsters trip
>>148849952
Why post here if you don't even play the game, Abo?
post boy meowsters
>>148849816
>tfw collared my ebbut secretly want to be collared myself ;-;
>>148850045
Why post here if you don't play the game, gw2g?
Is it possible to present your Lala in a non-meme fashion?
I checked the official forums and Lalas are the most unpopular race, why?
We need something that can be the second shortest race, like puppy people or something.
>>148849991
it's guffy posting skeletan images trying to get replies
>>148849991
Wrong order, ding dong.
>>148850137
look at npc lalas for inspiration
my favorite is the mithril armor marauder lala that patrols the aetherite in mor dhone and says you have to get through her to get to the crystal
>>148849816
>>148850294
>her
That's a boy. And he's my favorite.
>>148849242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-XqML3lrQo
>>148850160
that seems strange
>>148850210
kys, ding dong
>>148850117
>tfw collared my former eb
>tfw they collared me
>tfw it was just smoke and mirrors and nothing changed
>>148850137
>Is it possible to present your Lala in a non-meme fashion?
Dress properly, style properly and don't be an obnoxious memester. That's it.
>I checked the official forums and Lalas are the most unpopular race, why?
They're the epitome of memes and they're obnoxious, and obnoxious about being Lalas.
They're usually played by creepy people, but Miqo'te are creepier however.
>We need something that can be the second shortest race, like puppy people or something.
That's the last thing we need. More loli/shota races to bait more pedos.
Reminder that Ada collared Stinky just to spite Abe
>>148850089
>>148850360
My EB is well and securely under my heel, but I can't help butwant someone even crueler than me to slap a collar on me and take us both.
>>148850478
are you retarded
>>148850490
Do you like au ra...?
>>148850443
Who was stinky eb'd to?
>>148849952
>>148850550
Well, my EB is one so I'd hope so.
>>148850137
>We need something that can be the second shortest race, like puppy people or something.
There was concept art for a young Viera-like race, I don't know what the context for them showing it off. I'm sure someone here has saved it.
>>148850360
>>148849816
>Tfw no one collars me and no one to yank my leash
>>148850602
What about Xaela...?
>>148849242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nclOYdxA9cM
>>148850663
>tfw no cute bandit cat to step on me and take my money
>>148850429
>That's the last thing we need. More loli/shota races to bait more pedos.
Make them like dwarves then
>>148850663
Do YOU like au ra...?
>>148850663
Hopefully enough people to report you.
>>148850665
I-I'm EBed to a Raen...So a Xaela would be perfect.
>>148850824
Do you want to meet up...?
>>148850754
Would be cool. I don't know if they'd make it happen though since it'll probably be "too ugly" for the players.
Potatoes are pretty much dwarves or gnomes (do they even have differences?) of the game.
>>148850824
do not reply further
you are just getting memed on
there will be some post about meeting up in the mists or silver bazaar or something and then they never show up and just laugh at you
>>148850750Soon maybe, once I finish my last beast tribe,
>>148850773
Male or Female... If so which face/horns...
>>148850794
For what.
>>148850908Sure.
>>148851021
Lavender beds...
Plot 6, ward 45...
>>148850997
Not true...
>>148850997Don't worry, I'm memeing too.
I'm on a fucking dead server lmao.
>>148849952
>>148851112
>plot 6 ward 45
yeah right lmao
>>148849952
Did they ever optimise this game? My computer ran it on 20fps regardless of highest or lowest settings.
>>148851072
well they arent wrong, shyvana is an autistic faggot
>>148850568
Please respond, someone said they were eb'd and I want to bully the cuck
looking for members to form a gay/straight alliance hmu
>>148849952
Highlanders
>>148851330
If you played the original version last time and not A Realm Reborn then yes. ARR can run on low-end PCs easily and it's on the PS3, too.
>>148851439
highlanders are fucking ugly
>>148851330
this game runs on toasters as long as you have a dedicated graphics card
So what is Dragonsong about exactly.
>>148851438
I bet you were in that club in high school weren't you
>>148849952
{Highlander}{master}{race}
>>148851548
no I was on the swim team
>>148851505
I though that until I played one. Then I understood.
>>148851523
The song or the war?
>>148851439
please go back to catboy and be my husband
>>148851523
shiva and what's his face
>>148851523
Hydaelyn beign all "wtf" about Thordan and his bitches killing Ratatosker. As far as I know.
>>148851523
It's not exactly subtle, you know?
>>148851523
It's about Shiva and Hraesvalgr and also the relationship between Ishgard and the Dravanians (and the war).
>>148849952
>no male highlanders
>>148851523
why you said you're killing yourself?
why are you back?
>>148849952
>>148851785
Are level 1 alts okay?
>>148851523
nidhogg has 2 eyes
ishgard takes one, estenien takes the second
thordan ends up getting both
after he gets killed, estenien takes both and becomes nidhogg
you kill nidhogg who wants to kill everyone and save your possessed friend
you throw the eyes into a pit
>>148849952
>>148851975
ugly
>>148851927
That'll do, friend. That'll do.
>>148852109
I know, but I like it.
late xth for Emina matters, and hoping she is having a nice night.
>>148850524
are you?
>>148852394
wheres the boy
>>148852459
Behind the screen.
>>148852494
>>148851615
What a fag
>>148849952
They're alright.
>>148851523
Ascians revealed the power dragons have to Thordan, and betrayed the dragons.
Ratastoskr got her eyes removed and her body eaten by Thordan the 1st and the knights twelve to gain dragon powers.
Nidhogg got mad, tried to get revenge. Thordan and 4 knights got slain, Nidhogg's eyes got taken away and retreated.
Some of the 4 of the remaining ones created Ishgard and the 4 High Houses.
Hraesvelger pitied Nidhogg and gave him one eye, now Nidhogg haunts Coerthas for centuries and then whatever happens in Heavensward.
Lesson here is that Ascians started every catastrophe in this game.
>>148851669
Hydaelyn has nothing to do about the war.
>>148852789
answers and dragonsong are from hydaelyn's view
>>148852731
hey man I got top 8 in the 100 br at conference I was happy with that
>>148852872
Oh you mean the song then I guess.
>>148852904
>not fly
pussy
>>148853251
fly sucks I like to have my shoulders be in one piece after my race
fun fact the worst thing I ever had to do in swimming was do a 200 fly with tennis shoes on which was punishment for throwing a medicine ball in the pool when we had a sub coach while our coach was out sick or something
HI YAH
>>148853363
Who throws a medicine ball in the pool
>>148853625
who's this cute catte
>>148853742
retarded high schoolers
it made a huge splash it was great
Will the Pure Renaissance save Balmung and the general?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled shitposting to bring you a cat.
>>148853832
I mean it's been pretty good so far. Everyone is nice, erp is kept to private chambers, and people are playing the game and helping each other out.
>>148853363
then the coach had you all strip down and plunged your entire teams bussies
Where is crush poster when you need them..
>>148853772
Which
>>148853832
the only thing the xivg brothel is good for is bringing all the best sluts under the same roof
can't wait for the inevitable drama
>>148853926
Yes but how long can Ada pretend to give a shit about anyone but themselves?
>>148853954
nyo
>>148853995
i have a crush on you (dont tell anyone our lil secret)
>>148854065
the pieces are set, and our plan in motion soon this fc shall burn as it once did long ago
>>148854161
spuki...
>>148853995
Post the initials of your crush!
>>148851632
Maybe in a week
>>148854127
I have not given you permission to like anyone else.
>>148854256
R.F.
>>148854073
Not that long seeing as all the 'officers' he's appointed are all people he's erp'd with.
>>148854256
K.illY.ourself
>>148854256
K.T
It's only a matter of time til Ada's hyperscatties drowns the entire FC and floods the neighborhood, he'll drown all of <Soft> in a stinky tidal wave of shitties, while keeping his closest ERP partners safe as his leathery horse nuts double as a floatation device.
>>148854256
E F
>>148854012
the hung catboy obviously
>>148854481
>>148854481
>>148854481
>>148854481
>>148854481
>>148854468
who?
>>148854481
Shana a cutie
>>148854547
P'roci Tia
>>148854256
N. M.
>>148854256
>tfw no crush anymore, just a feeling of emptiness
>>148854256
M L
>>148854539
What's wrong, couldn't even get 'member'?;^)
It begins.
>>148854127
fuck you banana.
>>148854294
is dat me.....
>>148854547
>>148854770
You don't look like Read
>>148854664
>>148854684
When's the EB?
>>148854709
You know you could have just used your VPN to make Shana #1 instead of looking like an absolute potato whenever you post this, right?
>>148854868
oh.
>>148854468
>>148854868
That's my husband
Should I have Mexican or Korean for lunch
>>148854291
nyes mistress
>>148854759
cocksucka
>>148849952
hi hello, it's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and all that
:3
>>148855230
B E H E M O T H
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>>148855094
MEXICAN FOOD IS FIRE!!!
make sure you have your weapon of choice in your offhand my dude pic related
>>148854892
why would anyone do that. it's more fun when they both get the same amount of votes considering they hate each other
it's literally poetry
>>148855432
Valentina is the best hot sauce for Mexican food and I will fight anyone who says otherwise
>>148855432
watch out for that cholula, my person!!!!
it packs such a mighty WALLOP!
>>148855552
YOWZA
ITS LIKE LAVA IN A BOTTLE!!
>>148855358
What about it?
:3
>>148855094
Greek you fool
>>148855515
fuck you pussy i respect your opinion, have a nice lunch
>>148855673
Fuck off, Gary.
>>148855608
it will absolutely scorch your mouth if you're not careful!!!! boy howdy!!!
>>148855673
yo i agree lolexcept a couple that i adore
>>148855673
Luckily I am brown
>>148855432
B'nhaka post.
>>148855746
you are the whitest black ever
>>148854256A_
Are the old beast tribe quests worth doing
>>148855885
well that's wrong because gods is a mexican everyone knows this
Does anyone here like au ra...
What do heck am I supposed to do with all of my lore.
>>148855864
all my doing, the cholula bastard...
>>148856001
Have you geared all 8 of the jobs you have at 60?
>>148855949
get off that broom, before you hurt yourself
>>148855949
>>148855885
half spic patrick bateman
half white joaquin guzman
ugly lil nigga but ya girl think face nice
>>148855642
Shouldn't you be telling your alpha kitty how badly you want her dick?
>>148855961
Awena no!
>>148855673
Sean please this is ffxiv not krautchan
>>148855470
The only person that would matter to is Paks.
Doing Cainhurst for the first time with my lvl 50 character for anyone interested in joining me for a co-op run. Password is - Om
>>148855826
Brown c@s a best.
>>148856130
What...?
>>148855653
Sorry the only "Greek" place by my office is run by greasy Egyptians and the food is subpar
>>148855949
Kirito Tia post.
>>148856142
Kill yourself retard.
>>148855961
only croissant-horns so you're just out of luck.
>>148856128
Oh yes, thanks for the reminder friend.
:3
>>148856159
>xivgsbrown.jpb
>>148855901
Awena is SOOO lucky...
Post your glamor. Bonus points if you're not a cleavage exposing slut.
>>148856272
How about these horns, ese?
>>148849952
Hope i'm not too late.
>>148850568
Stinky eb'd Republic before they came to balmung, if I recall correctly, sorry anon.
>>148854073
I don't lead alone
>>148854342
>he doesn't know
>>148855949
That outfit hurts my eyes and my soul
Is there a single fag in this game who conforms to stereotypes and knows how to dress their character(aside from me)
>>148856242
what does this mean
>>148856105
make me
>>148855642
Are you on it?
>>148856448
>>148854256
A.S.
>>148856621
No, I'm on Balmung.
I was on Behemoth for a while though.
>>148856448
>>148856631
You don't play the game so you can't respond to those posts. And that glamour sucks I sentence you to fashion prison for an indefinite term
>>148856710
Shame, wanted to /pet you.
>>148856448
one of my favourite glams so far
>>148856521
that was when our static dressed up as super sentai and all had different colours kinda
>>148856448
>>148856769
Outfit okay. Color wrong for your skin tone (or the light in that picture) and that hair makes you look like James Woods with cow horns.
>>148856543
ok.
GARUDA, USE SHOCKWAVE
>>148854256
A V until they stop being a highlander.
>>148856848
Looks to me like you and the other tank dressed up and that's it. Proci dresses like a power ranger every day (probably irl too) and the healers look normal.
>>148856448
>>148856448
All right. This is an oldie, but, uh, well, it's an oldie where I come from
>>148856448
>>148856448
i'm ready for my bonus points, my favorite weather is slut teehee ^_^
>>148856832
Fashion jail for 11 mos. 29 days
>>148857017
Approved
>>148856476
>I don't lead alone
yet your 'co-leader' actively states they don't want to lead so I wonder who that falls to..<soft> has a good thing going, don't ruin it by your cluelessness at leading groups of people and making decisions that don't only benefit you, please.
>>148857017
Cats are exempt from this. Underneath those clothes and armor you have a primal urge for the dick.
>>148856448
My perma-glam, still haven't found anything I prefer.
>>148856448
No cleavage
>>148856832
Here is to a guy who seems my fat rolls not only as a part of me, but adores them!
>>148857190It's Officer led by a council you fucking moron. Ada barely has 50%.
>>148857130
>basing your character off of the literal worst version of ocelot
nu mgs fans please go and stay go
>>148856448
fur lined everything
hello!
:3
>>148856918
>hating on the hair
>>148857191
>tfw can't argue against this
can someone post that leaked nude of clustered landwhale
>>148857130
Approved
>>148857134
Fashion prison for 5-8 years with the possibility of parole
>>148857146
Fashion prison for the remainder of your natural lifespan
>>148857234
Approved
>>148857268
Fashion prison for 2 years
>>148857292
72 hours in fashion jail for those glasses
>>148857378
You heard me.
>>148857361
can Ikissyou?
>>148857478
>tfw skipped
O okay..
>>148857482
Sorry, but no.
>>148857478
The glasses are me throw me away for life
>>148857286
There really isn't any avenue to look like the others besides MGS3, which I don't really like the look of. I'd look like MGS2 Ocelot in a heartbeat if I could actually pull it off, but glamour is limited.
>nu mgs
Jesus Christ, who says things like this?
>>148856448
>>148857525
Is this you? >>148856874
If so, tacit approval. Good concept, not sure about mix of metals/fabrics but can't tell in the dark.
>>148856448
I still think my Au Ra fit the glamours I used the best.
>>148857554
/cry
>>148857768
jesus christ you are ugly
>>148857478
My confidence in the one thing I feel I've done well with in this game is further solidified.
>>148857589
You could make that case, I am partial to the adders gc armor. >>148857292 resentenced to 2 years in fashion prison
>>148857678
Approved
>>148857721
Yeah sorry it's raining cats and dogs and the sun won't shine.
I usually use this for a more gladiator feel, but I had that skirt in my inventory for a class I'm leveling and it seems to fit.
Please recommend some good artists. I am actually serious so don't meme me with Magnifire. Anyone you had pleasure working with?
>>148857554
can Idissyou?
>>148857752
Needs different gloves but you generally have good glamours so I will let you off with a warning this time.
>>148857883
Approved
>>148857934
magnifire is good though, it's just lancia being shitty
>>148857810
rude.
>>148857883
My dick is so hard right now.
>>148858039
O-okay.
Does anyone on Excalibur want to be my friend?
>>148858142
Literally how and why
