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>NEWS & STREAMS
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http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
FIRST
MATUMBA KUUS TUUMAA SYVÄLLÄ
>MATUMBA KUUS TUUMAA SYVÄLLÄ
MATUMBA KUUS TUUMAA SYVÄLLÄ
>MATUMBA KUUS TUUMAA SYVÄLLÄ
MATUMBA KUUS TUUMAA SYVÄLLÄ
>MATUMBA KUUS TUUMAA SYVÄLLÄ!
OOOHH FUGGG :--DDD
1st for sheever is bae
>Miracle choke
>nolans being nolans
THE
FUN
ENDS
HERE
>honeypot lans this close to TI
Ti5 All over again
>h0neylans in charge of carrying a game
Is there a more forced caster than kotlguy
>the farm have finished
every time
>build void MOM
>win
DOTARDS???
SUAMI IS DOING IT
SUAMI WIN
>fly tps n0tail into a bad spot getting him killed
>miracle dies with no buyback
LEL N0TAIL XDDXD
BINLAND :DDDDDDD
>>148755094
shh the jew will hear
mirana aghs is a meme
>>148755208
Ur life is a meme
>>148755208
I agree.
It's better just to go Midas Maelstrom MKB.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLH-sJNk9Gc
did bts seriously make a video out of the 'imagine if aliens found dota 2 blabla 5 ks are billionares' copypasta?
a-are we alive now
honestly, when are they going to kick this shitter? They should've went to open quallies.
>>148755208
a 1200 dmg burst meme
>>148755317
HE HAS STRONG MEMES XD
also he can play easy low impact heroes
>>148755298
Trash build. Don't do this in games above 3k.
>vessaveli
>>148755208
>not building aghs on GoodLuna
shaking my head to be quite honest with you family member.
>>148755208
>Literally just press 1 button to clear 1 wave with low cd and mana
>is a meme
>honeypot lan
What did they mean by this?
>>148755402
There is no good Mirana build.
Items can't make a bad hero good, see:
Doom, Storm Spirit, Sniper, Chen, QoP, Razor, Lone Druid, and all the other unmeta heroes.
an enjoyable human caster
Who ready for the real tier 1 Summit?
>>148755279
>>148755298
>>148755335
>>148755458
>>148755462
hello???
i didnt say its a bad meme
stop assuming things gulag
>>148755616
hey newshit, when "x is a meme" it's implied that x is shit. If you can't handle the intricate /d2g/ jargon then maybe you should go back to you know where.
>>148755810
wooow but memes are supposed to be good?????
why are you a big mean faggot anon?
>>148755575
>no liquid
>no OG
>no wings
y-yeah that's some tier 1 shit there xD
>>148755569
>I saw kotlguy drink water once, there's no way he isn't a regular human
-LD
quickly post what youre listening to right now
you better tell me you mute the stream until after draft finishes unless its ppd casting
https://soundcloud.com/factmag/last-japan-harca-tom-e-vercetti-remix
OPPA
DONDO
MAN
MIDA
DONDO
hahaha le OPA dendi XDDD
LE GOOF FACE MAN SO FUNNEH XD XD XD
>>148756161
haha me too
The Kotlguy robot meme is one of the best d2g has given birth too desu
>>148755932
I'm big and mean indeed qt c'mere
WHY THE FUCK DOES DENDI THINKS HE IS FUNNY?
HE IS LITERALLY A MAN CHILD, SO OBNOXIOUS THAT IS JUST SAD
just one question /d2g/
any good terrorblade games the past few days
>>148756218
sorry anon, i dont like dick
maybe try with one of the animeposters?
Seriously, how much is nintendo paying everyone to shill their shitty game?
Or is it just google with their data mining pushing it?
>>148756212
I agree.
>>148756212
FUCK OFF DAKOTA STOP FORCING YOURSELF HERE TOO
dendi knows the law of the honeypot
>>148756212
That's not even top5 /d2g/ memes man, fuck off to reddo.
>>148755569
>>148756315
How's your roid charges doing
>>148756280
> i wasn't catching games i was catching pokemans
Fucking dendi, why is he not going on tirades about his favourite anime!!!!
>>148756212
agreed
>>148756280
>be man child
>get money and worldwide adoration for it
you'd be smug as fuck and laughing your way to the bank too
>>148756280
But that was funny as fuck. Your faggotness is showing.
>>148756427
HAHAHAH HE SAID TWITCH EMOTES OUT LOUD AND MADE A FUNNY FACE XDDD
>>148756367
Name 5 d2g memes better than kotlgoy is human you literal 3k shitter.
>>148756345
I SAID C'MERE BOY
DO NOT OPEN THIS
>>148756521
KAPPARINO DONDORINO LOL
DOTARDS?
What's with the Dendi haters?
>>148756562
open THIS
>>148756315
gimmick posters best posters
>>148756562
GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>148756561
but im a big hairy man and theres no way im letting you near my pudge shaped body
>>148756623
>>148756708
people above 18
keep your fucking cancer to twitch, go spam bulldog's chat if you feel an urge but leave this website for good
>>148756562
I fear for his lungs and spine.
>>148756623
>sonyggers and anti-shills are STILL furious and insane about Pokemon GO's unparalleled success
I don't even play it
But
You
Are
STILL
Say it
With me
SO.
FUCKING.
MAD.
>>148756708
Dendi is exactly like a generic shonen anime/manga, people don't really hate him or anything but, his fans are in the vast majority, a pack of insufferable faggots and that's enough to hate the whole system, I would say.
How do i reach 4k?
>>148756623
do you have this one pic but the Luna and another one with venge?
>>148757059
Learn more than one fucking spell.
>>148756558
Not him but you've got one right there >>148756562
>>148757050
thats a big pizza
Whydo people not pick AXE against huskar?
He has dunk to hurt him when low, he has the pure damage spin, and he has blademail which will retairn the burning (physical) damage.
Reminder that all posters who dislike dendi are giga cuckold swedes until proven otherwise
Remember that swedes cannot stand Slavs
Reminder that Slavs are based and our right wing guys ergo swedes who are reddit incarnate leftist SJWs cannot stand them
Do not underestimate the lurking swedecucks here.
Why do you think alliance fancucks magically appear?
>>148756950
Hello there Lebanon, I see you've changed the shitposting ground.
>>148757059
t. plays 1-2 games a day
lose your fucking job or college and play the fucking game already
>>148757059
>>148756950
Isn't this meant to be a thread in /v/ instead of a post in d2g?
>>148757059
you click literally 4 hotkeys for 4 spells in a non retarded way and move your hero with your mouse
>>148757041
So you're TRYING to hate him. Got it.
>>148757214
for you
NO BAN
>>148757223
>burning (physical) damage.
lol
>no ban
ahah why woudlnt you ban the axe you fucks
>>148757284
is merloobi finally going to get disowned by his parents for being a fag
>>148757253
>People assblasted about Pokemon on d2g
>Not calling them out as the shibbolethed demographics they are
>>148757356
meme supreme
>>148756623
>Picking Timbersaw into AA
Kuroky is a complete hack
What an outdraft
>>148757284
nice more memes i love memes
>>148756931
lol can't evn use the computer or it will burn
haha
This draft is a meme for the ages
>>148756623
fuTA~
>this draft
Holy shit. TL wins. What was OG thinking?
>>148757419
This man is a REAL master trole.
>>148757104
>>148757608
t. draft expert
How in the world does Terrorblade do so much damage early on?
>EU falling apart due to member schism and constant religion of peace attacks of their millions of precious refugees
G-good thing I've got dota to distract me
this is a honeypot
why would sOmelans try to win a honeypot
>let's send axe against timber guys :--DDD
what did they mean by this
>>148757853
Thank God Secret is an NA team.
>>148757828
lmao 2 ult
2 ult!
Who are the casters?
>>148757828
have you ever read the numbers on metamorph?
ITS TERRORBLADE TIME
>>148757951
it's a Turkey team, hence EU team
GOOD
TEMPO
HERO
>>148757853
>based /pol/bros triggering the dotards
Almost as based as this OG draft
>>148757990
Why is Skywrath so shit and rarely picked and terrorblade picked so much, Alice?
>>148757956
hes got 3 ults tho
>tfw you are cucked into staying up late in order to win 4chan discussions against americans
it's just not fair bros
>>148758000
>Turkey
>EU
How do you stop mämmi?
>>148757104
>>148758146
See >>148758043
Keep up the quality posts!
>>148758020
this image is triggering
delete this
>>148758043
so its shitty and gamelosing? dotards?
This dendicast is pretty fucking good.
>>148758146
>up late
>21:21 in the civilized world
?
>>148758292
can't wait for the pros to retire and replace these awful casters, literally 0 good casters currently
>>148758303
>tfw BASED /pol/bros call out shitskins on d2g
Almost as BASED as Axe instakilling a huskar who ults him with blademail.
>>148758156
overdose oN ES
> matoomba is triggered
lmao DONDO
>>148758303
>Implying they have finished
We're just getting started lads
epic
Esports ruin generals
>>148758584
esports are literally the reason this board exists you fucking retard
>>148758584
>actually playing this shit game
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>148758561
what if cucktrox got ported into dota
would he be not shit then?
>>148758584
t. blogging shitskin
>miracle on a non scaling hero
ruh roh
>>148758584
>gameshitters
lmao
>Deciding game
>DUDE JUST PICK TERRORBLADE LMAO
I feel like pros dot his a lot
>>148758720
>based /pol/brother showing the subhumans the real deal
Almost as based as Huskar surviving on 20 HP and wiping teams in fights
>>148757419
but we werent talking about pokeman goetfw no pokemon near my house
>>148758720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR52yVt7w28
Just a guy who hates esports
but am also a footfag for windrunner
>>148758884
joke's on you uk is still full of muslims
>>148758884
ANGLO ALLIANCE WW AT
>>148758713
First time I actually read this in fullIt's pretty good
>>148758884
Quick, we need more /pol/ in this general!
Almost as much /pol/ as Timbersaw's networth after a good start.
>>148758884
Isn't Farage all about importing pakis?
>>148758884
>tfw Norway
post barefoot heroes
>>148759104
your meme is shit
>non-anglos
>non-whites
I am left shaking my head
>>148759120
>tfw farage is all about importing pakis
Almost imports as many pakis as Voi imports chronos.............
>>148759120
farage is about winning a campaign based on lies and then resigning because he can't face his responsibility
literally a faggot
>>148759283
Meh, props to him for getting out of EUSSR, I think that was his only goal, but they're still importing pakis which is fucked.
>>148759283
mad remaincuck?
farage said hed resign over a decade ago if brexit happened
millenial faggot detected
>>148758963
>5% of population
>full
?
>OG getting Huskared
feels good
>>148759437
>>148759283
>>148759268
>>148759248
>>148759221
>>148759185
>>148759120
>>148759104
>>148758985
>>148758963
>>148758910
>>148758884
DOTA 2
HEHE GOOD JOB JANNY
DONGFFX FUCK YOURSELF
how the fuck did OG lose that fight
I
WANT
MOMMY
I
L
K
>/pol/cucks itt
>>148759437
The problem is the people in charge of said EU are the exact same people in charge of the UK
>esports going on
>d2g has officially become /pol/
Dangit, and here I wanted to see some dota discussion and memes from my fellow dotards and memesters.
>Brits infinitely less cucked than members of the Union of yuropeon cuckolds
>b-b-but they're still not perfect yet
The point is you're a shithole 10000x worse
Enjoy your terrorist attacks
You earned them
>it's yet another na'vi losing to both the finalists episode
at least they beat some teams before they met liquid this time
>>148759619
what place does this post have on d2g
watch the game you retard
>>148759673
Why are you posting about esports in /pol/?
This is /pol/, right? Not d2g?
>>148759739
it has a picture of zai
>>148759578
Oh yeah, definitely. The disgusting thing is that none of these people have ever explained why some bankster jews can't make trade deals between countries WITHOUT influencing internal politics of sovereign nation.
In any case, race war soon, gas the niggers etc
Eww, /pol/ is leaking again
>>148759619
>country infested by mudslimes and niggers literally sweden v 0.9
>less cucked
lmao how is the BIN ThAT KNIFE project going richard
>>148759619
FUNNY ISNT IT
>he gets mad when the grown ups discuss world politics
sorry for invading your safe space NEETS
FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
>FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
>FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
>FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
>FATA THE JANITOR CLEANING UP
>tfw no janitor
Guess this is /pol/ now. And here I thought I was on d2g all along.
>buy no hp
>get 100 to 0'd by timber's combo
>>148759851
Just go to /pol/ (you)
You guys enjoying this match of Dota 2?
>>148759851
>he thinks he's a "grown up" for posting shitty /pol/ memes in a thread about video games
>>148759906
arcane rune timbersaw is ridiculous
>it's a 'brain damaged yurocucks think people post farrage to be pro-uk rather than anti-eu' episode
yuros never ever learn
>>148759851
>grown ups discuss world politics
>x cuck cuck cuck
LMAO KEK KEK
good discussion
>>148759619
> infinitely less cucked
> actual MUSLIM mayor in capital
ayyy
https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=40
>>148759972
No, but I certainly am enjoying my incredibly intelligent discussion with fellow incredibly intelligent /pol/brothers.
Aghs on Void is shit btw, Octarine is literally better in every way.
>>148760042
hes agnostic
>>148759980
>timbersaw is ridiculous
fixed that for you anon!
>Tournament in America.
>Thread is filled with /pol/ spam.
This has been happening for like 12 months now.
Americans fucking cant talk about DOTA 2
>>148759851
wait i'm confused, are you seriously referring to /pol/kids as 'grown ups'? lul
>>148760016
Insanely assblasted redditor/yuros detected
>>148760016
Only SJW and cucks dislike the term cuck
>>148760016
lmao @ this cucked neet turbovirgin
why don't you post some anime in response, to feel better
>>148760091
>incredibly intelligent /pol/brothers
>>148759819
This is nearly as bad as the time when /csgog/ was having an argument on whether the earth was flat or not during the final of their equivalent of TI
Is ASSERTING DOMINANCE the new caster meme phrase?
>>148760163
>2(two) (you)'s for one post
cuck detected
>>148760130
Why would they talk about it?
They'd only humilliate themselves, knowing how shit their teams are.
>>148760091
>Aghs on Void is shit btw, Octarine is literally better in every way.
>/pol/tards think people still build aghs on void in 6.88
>>148760163
(you)
>>148760130
More like we only post when the thread is alive aka during the main hours of The Only Nation That Matters
>>148760130
What are they going to talk about?
Their scene is dead and most of the best """"american"""" teams are just full of europeans.
>>148760206
Shhh, I'm ironically posting, concealing myself as one of these "highly intelligent /pol/brothers" to blend into d2g I MEAN /pol/. Because this thread is basically /pol/ at this point since there are no jannies to enforce rule 3.
Also I think OG has lategame.
> godz makes a joke
> "dondo us casters aren't very clever"
> grant and his bitchboi ego immediately take offense
grant is an aspie
>>148760130
this honeypot tournament is a fucking joke that no one cares about, TI6 is in 2 weeks
might as well shitpost
>>148760208
csgog is just goodd2g though
Is it a good idea to have an alch mid with a naga safelane?
>>148760348
>>/pol/tards think people still build aghs on void in 6.88
Mind_control or someone did it just last night dude
>>148760436
grant is fucking obnoxious and cringy as fuck
i dont know why d2gulag let alone ANYONE likes him
>>148760530
Yeah that's what I was referring to. It was already won, but in a game that isn't already won, Octa is SO much better. It's like Icefrog didn't even think when he nerfed it
why build diffusal this game?
what does it give him that's really needed besides some damage?
>>148760341
>>148760405
>moonmeander on og
>arteezy, ee and bulba on secret
>blitz coaching liquid
>>148760504
csgog is garbage
>>148760559
>cringy
reddit shibboleth
why did OG pick miracle AXE?
>>148760484
>>148760356
>Muh honeypots
>post yfw EG prove themselves to have been a one patch team that only pulled a win out of the enemy's tilt and get 16th at TI
>>148760559
>cringey
>>>/reddit/
>>148760517
Is the alch going to go for the retard naga build?
In that case don't do it.
If he builds strong early game I wouldn't say it's the worst thing ever
>>148760559
eh I think he's playing the "smug NA dotard" part with the arrogance and shit. Same shit with fear, charlie yang, rtc, mason, etc. they all behave the same way.
>>148760418
> OG has lategame
Dondo disagrees
>>148760484
Fuck off to s4s or your favorite subreddit then.
Fucking tired of normies treating the site as the place to dumb the posts that ownt get upvotes inr eddit
>>148760648
>>148760689
>saying cringy is now reddit
you doturds really like to eat shit dont you
Where did the /pol/iticians go? Aren't they here in d2g to discuss /pol/itics?
Also I think OG's gonna win.
>>148760559
Grant is the closest thing to James left in the scene.
>>148760517
below 5k mmr, yeah
above 5k, no. If you do it anyways go armlet, solar crest on alch.
THE DUNK FROM THE THREE POINT LINE
>>148760856
Probably went to jerk off to Milo or something
>>148760654
counter to timber. call disables spells, spins do pure dmg and dont proc reactive armor.
>>148760658
how was eg a one patch team? they got top 3 at pretty much every lan they participated in up until arteezy left.
>>148760852
"cringy" has always been a reddit word
>finished my 3 LP victories
feels pretty good winning one of those games as medusa even though my team was feeding
>>148760920
Never, ever write those words again if you what's good for you
>>148760559
baka euros
>>148760852
there is almost always a post or two from the "Cringe" subreddit that is never cringey
>oh no! someone said something that may be misconstrued by oversensitive people! CRRRRRRRRIIIINNNNNNNNNGEEEEEEEEEE
>>148760940
lmao what the fuck was that.
>>148761012
t. cucked james
Holy shit, what the FUCK is up with all these redditors?
> omg you're posting this here because no upovtes for you
> omg here's how "cringe" subreddit works
fuck off
>>148761162
its just the whole guy not the 1 or 2 things he says
>>148761361
>falseflagging with the reddit boogeyman
?
>>148761409
what does he do thats cringey?
Timbersaw is a fucking mid hero that plays out like OLD fucking hyper carry hero. That shit can go to 70 minute and still be insane threat alone, like old carry heroes used to be.
What the fuck is this OG/Liquid game?
>>148761506
he has opinions on stuff and isn't a robot like my favorite human caster KOTLguy
>>148761506
as i said its not the things he says, its how he carries himself, his manner of speech
it just sounds really fucking forced
>>148761509
Timbersaw is literally invoker tier broken
>>148761506
Not him but thee whole BTS "panel" is cringey awkward autists that remind me ofmyself
LMAO DAMAGELESS VOID
>fata in charge of hitting spells
>Sunder Huskar
>Still die in what is a 1v1 essentially
HMM??
Time Walk is such a joke fucking spell, How does Icefrog think this is balanced at all?
>>148761509
>hyper carry
?
>everybody dies
lmao
dondo what a qtpie
vroom vroom
>>148761524
That's neo-dota2 for you!
Manaless blinks! Pity runes! low cd cheap TPs! more FREE gold per second! A R C A N E meme! Retard-proof items! Hero bounties!!
>build no damage items on terrorturd
>lose 1v1 to huskar after sunder
LOL
>le robot tarzan of great armor and pure damage
