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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Hero guide: https://killurself.com
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
what if everything you died in dota you died in real life
>VERY HIGH SKILL
WEW LADS I MADE IT
>this lc cosmetic
just when I thought nothing could be as obnoxious as disco lights plastered over every item, they come up with the unfolding cape wings that takes thrice as much space as the character
bravo valve
nth for ppd
rate this skill pls
>Powerade
>Buffs you or an ally by increasing attack speed and giving it small cleave if it's meele or increased projectile speed and attack range if it's ranged.
>Attack speed: 20/40/60/80
>Meele cleave radius: 225
>Meele cleave %: 30
>Ranged projectile speed: 2000
>Ranged bonus attack range: 70/120/170/220
>>148619708
Gz anon! Keep going further and further
>>148619708
you made it to 3k yes congrats
>>148619858
but vhs is 3.8k+
>>148619917
3750 actually
dota = shit
dota sucks monkey balls
fuck dota this dead game fuck it
So are there any actual photos of bruno IRL?
>>148619810
is this pajkatt's gf
>>148620510
>>148620510
woops meant to post this photo xD
>pick storm
>win
UHHH, doturds???
how do you carry a team this bad?
anyone else like to leave their steam profile open for comments and see what retarded stuff they get? I've got some gems on mine:
>zeus big noob i fuck mother- i went 25-0 as mid zeus and it was the sf i killed 4 times pre 10 minutes who commented this
>this guy he picked Eldertitan and it was his first game with him, then he lost the tower at monute 5 xD- in a game in which i abandoned offlane due to dying once but getting dived tier 2 3 times so i decided fuck it just take the tower ill go get some farm elsewhere instead of feeding. the guy that commented was a jungle lc who went 2-7 and we lost in 20 minutes
>something that roughly translates from russian to- i hope your mother gets aids while you fuck her from behind with baseball bat- i don't know who this guy was but i hope i made his game unfun
>worst mid picker ever i hope he gets cancer- again someone I played against, I stomped him as zeus and he was spamming OMG PRESSING Q IS HARD NOOB NOOB in chat all game. went 0-10 as fucking invoker mid
What went wrong? ;_;
When is KotL getting nerfed.
I have like a 70% winrate with the guy.
>>148619917
yes, that is 3k
>>148620912
>playing with people from d2g
what did you expect?
SEE THIS
WAT DO
>>148620940
I'm Australian. Nuff said, thats why all these comments are aussie as. How would I play with people from d2g? They either get 300 ping on my server or i get 300 on theres, 250 for euro. never happening lol you dumbass.
>>148621050
>being Aussie
>have to only play with other Aussies
I imagine that is what hell is like
>>148621050
/d2g/ needs flags so I can filter caneater petrol huffer posts like yours
>>148621070
>have to only play with other aussies
man you americans just dont stop with your dumbass assumptions huh? That's why you're assumptive republican nominee is a cuck.
Australia is where, on the map nigger? Australasia. Years ago we were considered to be in South East Asia before the term Oceania was thought of. We get tonnes of philipino and indonesian cucks, not to mention chinese exchange students who only play dota and refuse to want to communicate with us, that's why there is a chinese guy posting on my profile, and also why they are saying i'm bilingual, im white, but noticed the economic globlization and the instricly linked australian and chinese economies and decided to study chinese, after living there for 12 months i can tell these japdogs to fuck off in their own language, feeelsgood man.im muted for another 157 hours
>>148621132
>it's a huskar is overpowered this patch game
Nigger is the definition of snowball.
>spend 15 minutes writting a shitpost
>specified thread doesnt exist
what hero does things for free?
>>148621317
>what hero does things for free?
Hotpocketeers?
Rubick
Literally AGGRESSIVELY useless and no one cares if one is in the game. Always dies alone and first.
>>148621132
/d2g/ needs steam api verification along with a 4chan friendslist bot that reads your mmr and puts it next to your post
>our team is 4 tanks and gyro
>gyro gets killed by heat seeking missiles
>tanks get surrounded by creeps and just sit there unable to move
>our tanks actually die to creeps and sniper
god fucking dammit get your shit together team
can't believe we lost to fucking erdogan
>weekend battlecup starts today
>just want to have fun with friends regardless of whether i win or lose
>people start bitching and excluding people and forming secret teams and what not like teenage girls
i'm not even going to bother actually
>>148621010
is that mom slardar?
overwatch
Icefrog has tasked you with creating a lategame upgrade for one of these items in 6.89:
>Desolator
>Mask of Madness
>Rod of Atos
>Veil of Discord
>Solar Crest
Choose wisely, one and only one of these items will get the upgrade to be worthwhile in a 6 slotted setup
I'm going to play 150 games of Ursa and you can't stop me.
>>148622059
we dont care ursa is fun
>Win game
>Struggle, usually won by the skin of my teeth
>Lose game
>It's because my team mates don't push a single objective and actively decide to farm in places where I don't have vision just so they can feed LC for the 10th time in a row and pop 'we need wards' out at the enemy's t2.
Games rigged guys. not even memeing.
>>148622059
Your cubs will be made into rugs
what the FUCK is with all of the subhumans playing lately
like it was always kinda bad
but now it's LITERALLY 90% of games
>>148622037
rod of atos
gives truestrike
then remove mkb desu
guys what do you think about rod of atos on clockwerk? infinite hp so no death, infinite mana so always spells, and people can't walk away from ur Q.
I build it every game on clockwerk its really good.
>>148620574
>first second of seeing image
I saw a mother offering her little child under the asses of two hairy men, one was teabagging her face.
When my brain processed the image, those three cheeks I saw where that mans shoulders and bald stubbly head. Still gross.
>>148622037
>Rod of Atos + Desolator + Recipe
>Total cost: 8700
>some shit stats
>Active: Killer Pierce
>Sets your's and target enemy's armor to 0 for the next 4 attacks taken, or 7 seconds, whichever comes first
>comes after +armor but before -armor
>>148622037
Mask of Madness
Upgrade
>gives 100% lifesteal
>maximum attack speed
Recipe
>mask of madness
>Reaver
>Hyper Stone
Thought's?
>>148622790
Shit forgot to add max attack speed is only in berserk mode same cool down as MOM
The only good games i ever had were all in low prio.
>>148622856
>spend 6.8k gold
>get max attackspeed
I don't think that's very balanced, anon-bakasan.
>>148622037
Sange&Yasha + Veil of Discord
Gives higher chance to maim for ranged heroes, maim also reduces magic resistance and using mana deals damage similarly to nether ward. Retains veil's active.
>>148622923
fine then only lasts 6 seconds and has a 50 sec cooldown.
What if Ck's illusions could use his abilities? (they gain spell charges that are shared between them)
>>148622790
would be unbelievably broken on PA
>makes her bulky
>maxes attack speed so you're shitting out crits
>use bkb with it and you can't be cced by most things and you can 1v1 anyone with absolute ease, even more so than now
>>148623197
>activate blademail
>PA disintegrates
>que some 1v1's because I might not have time for full game
>only meet cheese faggots like bane rushing hood pickers or russians leaving if i dont agree to 1v1 sf them
im actually not mad, its sort of entertaining
>>148623323
this is reasonable in any situation though, blademail wouldn't specifically counter pa with that mom upgrade, it counters her all the time. just gives her everything she wants
is anyone making a UK team for this battle cup shit?
>>148620937
3k = 3,000.
>>148623425
Fine then i reworked it
Mask of Madness
Upgrade
>Lifesteal 35%
>+30 strength
>Berserk mode:max attack speed and 100% lifesteal
>BUTT all of your abilities are silenced while Berserk is active
50 second cooldown
lasts 10 seconds
Recipe(the same)
>mask of madness
>Reaver
>Hyper Stone
this way Pa can't blink strike while it's active
>>148623443
Uk? team?
>>148623759
Are you asking what those words mean or making fun of our incredibly stupid recent events?
>>148623443
>UK team
Doesn't matter where on ir what game including divegrass, guaranteed last place finish
>>148623665
you are shit at dota 2
>>148623665
3k = 3000-3999
retard
wow you are only 3k anon? that is only the top third of dota players, you suck XD
>>148624207
You best believe in Aussie power hour
You are in it
>>148624207
>11million players
wow only 3.5 million
>>148621010
>recognize webm instantly
>see the nickname
HES HERE
>>148624276
he's been shitposting here for ages anon
>>148622037
Mask of Madness + Armlet
toggleable active
gains 50% lifesteal, 40 strength, 200% attack speed 50% movespeed but lose 75 hp/s
Puck Aghs upgrades idea?
>>148622640
doesn't scale and it's 1100 gold off of just getting an aghs which is way better.
you also need other items such as blademail force staff potentially even BKB or a glimmer depending on the enemy team's comp.
>>148624552
Makes her not shit.
>>148624276
ive saved some of the webms
>>148624426
we are both
>>148624590
>her
The year is 2027. All of dota2 has finally seen the light of the cabal. There are no lanes anymore. Melee and Ranged Creeps do not spawn. There is only one giant jungle across the map.
Heros do not do battle head to head like raw savages. They mathematically optimize every single part of their gameplay and build and are rated by judges on style and contrarianism. The judge panel is known as the "gulag", for reasons which have been lost in the sands of time, along with the TI4 afterparty.
The victor takes the spoils of war by creating high quality webm's of the fruit of his superior mental skill and effort
>>148624716
>The year is 2027. All of dota2 has finally seen the light of the cabal. There are no lanes anymore. Melee and Ranged Creeps do not spawn. There is only one giant jungle across the map.
With iron talon, we are already well on our way. 2027 is too conservative an estimate
guess the anti-pubstomper dotards!
>>148624716
THE YEAR IS 2022
THE DARKNESS HAS SET UPON THE LAND AND ALL DOTA PLAYERS HAVE FORSAKEN THE WAY OF THE CALIPHATE_IRAQ
Supports no longer exist. The jungle has been removed from the game, and all five players are distributed a ration of exactly equal portions of farm from the socialist matchmaking that ensures no toxic, aberrant or non-meta gameplay is ever allowed to emerge.
Each week professional games are streamed on twitch, hitbox, ingame client, espn, csnbc, bbc and netflix. Each week the list of builds is refreshed to enforce which items and skill orders are allowed on every hero, but the list is always exactly the same as the meta, beyond stagnant, is set in stone and never develops. Instead of all-pick and all-random modes in matchmaking, the only ten heroes allowed each game are the top ten meta picks which were designated long ago by the professional orthodoxy. Rather than playing the laning stage or exploring possible outcomes, each player fills in the blanks and simulates the latest pro game in a play-by-play, similar to taking over a replay.
League of Legends and Dota 2 have been merged into a single game, with the tribunal system expanded by the new world order government to detect thoughtcrime and weed out original and/or subversive thinking from the populace. All colors have been repainted over with a drab gray, and the regimented day schedule of sleep, work, consume is organized into predetermined and identical timings for each citizen. Voting, criticism and science are unnecessary and outlawed as society has determined there is no need for change.
The last free bald eagle living outside of captivity, named "Innovation" by a now-liquidated underground group of dissidents, was today shot and incinerated by orthodoxy bot-3143 during a routine compliance enforcement mission. It was said to have shed a solitary tear, the last remnant of an old uncivilized time of barbarians who lived without rule and order.
>>148624780
Bloodseeker with Diff blade
>>148624780
Anti magus
>>148624780
>guess the
stopped reading here
dubs decides what i read next.
>>148624820
>>148624827
kek, both are wrong and also shit heroes
HELM OF THE DOMINATOR IS LITERALLY A BETTER MIDAS
Let's quantify the benefits midas gives you:
Assume you midas a large camp creep every time it is off cooldown. You gain 190 gold and 2.5x the XP, at the cost of the original bounty and XP. This comes to a net gain of 111.4 gold per use and 178.5 XP per use.
Net GPM Gain: 60.76
Net XPM Gain: 107.1
Let's quantify the benefits helm gives you:
1) Assume you stack the ancients each time.
Each ancient stack is worth an average of 264.3 Gold and 355 XP.
Net GPM Gain: 264.3
Net XPM Gain: 355
2) Assume you stack the large camp
Each large camp stack is worth an average of 124 Gold and 200.2 XP
Net GPM Gain: 124
Net XPM Gain: 200.2
What are the other benefits of the Helm of the Dominator?
1) It is more flexible, as you can use it to get jungle creeps for pushing, ganking, or scouting
2) It builds into a lategame item, which is good if you intend to farm
3) You can use it to give the gold and xp to anyone you want on your team, or to share
4) It is 200 gold cheaper so you can get it almost a minute earlier
5) It can be bought entirely at the side shop so your mid can use the courier to bottle crow
6) It still works while you're dead
7) The lifesteal helps you take an earlier rosh on some heroes
8) The lifesteal also gives you sustain for jungling
9) With the 6.82 update, you now get bonus HP for your creep
What are the other benefits of midas?
1) You don't have to pay attention to use it
2) If you're too lazy to defend your stacks you will be fine
3) ?????????
Midas Winrate (6.82c): 42.57%
HOTD Winrate (6.82c): 50.97%
Why does a cheaper item have a better winrate? Because it isn't complete shit. If you want to farm, buy your goddamn Helm of the Dominator.
DON'T BUY MIDAS
>>148624819
A Swedish animeloving homosexual /pol/-visiting 4chan poster was making a guide based on SingSing, known SoF apologist.
"Before you read the guide, you must get on your knees and worship SingSing and accept that SoF/bollas are the highest DPS combo that the world has ever known, even greater than 6.79 Kaolin!"
At this moment, a brave, American, 8000 MMR champion who had played 1500 games of Xin and understood the necessity of regionlocking and fully supported all reports made by United States players posted a picture of a scoreboard.
"Who won this game, pinhead?"
The arrogant poster smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "Whoever had Ember Spirit, you stupid American"
"Wrong. There was no Ember Spirit on either team. If SoF/bolas, as you say, is viable... then he should have won anyway"
The poster was visibly shaken, and dropped his laptop and copy of the Naruto DVD set. He stormed out of the room crying those Peruvian crocodile tears. The same tears shitters cry for the "trench" (who today play in such luxury that most have couriers) when they jealously try to claw respect from the deserving pubstompers. There is no doubt that at this point our poster, Sigbjörn Santiago, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a useless sub 50% WR shitter. He wished so much that he had flameguard to protect himself, but he himself had refused to skill it!
The anonymous users applauded and all maxed flameguard that day and accepted clan_iraq as their lord and savior. A Greevil named "Magnus > Void" flew into the room and perched atop the Na'Vi Flag and shed a tear on the keyboard. The Russian national anthem was read several times, and Icefrog himself showed up and buffed Bloodseeker.
The poster lost his credibility and was VAC banned the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was doomed to play Heroes of the Storm for all eternity.
>>148624780
kotl
>that guy that usually wakes up and just posts reddit front page pasta is now posting pasta from 2013
Redditspy copypaste bro, what is going on?
>>148624780
troll warlord. nextttttttttt
>>148624865
Your hard carry need to stack the ancient creeps and farm them
You get midas so you can get more xp and gold out of large camps
Some FAQs about iraqianism
>Who is clan_iraq?
Virtually all scholars agree a historical clan_iraq existed, as evidenced by his many playdota posts as well as recorded dotabuffs, including high profile games where he squared off against some of his bigger rivals (such as http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/160334439 )
however where acolytes and atheists diverge on the issue is the existence of a metaphorical clan_iraq, an entity which in geneal motivates, encourages, and supports all innovative and novel builds and theorycrafting, and to whom such things may be ascribed.
>What are acolytes
Acolytes are believers and subscribers to the central tenants and philosophy of clan_iraq
>What do acolytes believe about MMR grinding?
Such behavior is a trap of wordly desires. It is nothing more than empty hedonism and subservience to the rigid shakles of the meta. MMR Addicts get a cheap high the first few times, but quickly develop a tolerance to it, and require higher and higher doses of MMR and MMR Shitposting to get the same "high"
>What do acolytes persue instead?
Acolytes believe the "The Pen Is Mighter Than The Sword". Dota2 is a video game, meaning it exists for your own entertainment and nothing more.
It is better to innovate, create novel builds, and have fun, than to play the same thing over and over
>How does this "jive" with 4chan?
4chan is built around anonymous culture, contrarianism, and optimal mathematically defined efficiency and superiority, three key tenants to iraqianism.
we are all clan_iraq, and we always seek new ways to forge the meta and point out quantifiably bad and suboptimal builds, tactics, and strategies.
>>148624904
>>148624969
this dotamon is a support, and also a hard carry
neither of these game losing heroes will suffice
a-are you goys playing battlecup?
There is no objective reason to not have a surrender at 20 option in 2016.
>>148625063
i can't i have no friends on steam that play dota
>>148625063
>motherly coo
BE GONE.
THE TRUEST TEST OF A MAN'S SKILL IS SMURF ACCOUNTS AND CONTRARIAN BUILDS
>>148625151
You can literally surrender at minute 0 and play with fellow surrenderbros.
how is your battlecup going?
>>148625151
maybe 2 years ago id agree with you.
these days the game is completely random and retarded its never a 100% win or loss.
You can come back from somebody feeding 0-40. Literally no reason to ever give up.
>>148625272
XD
It's happening boys.
go potato!
Im the highest at t5, my team is 3 t3's and a t4 and we have to play at t5 because you can only play at the lowest of your highest tier guy, i have a feeling these cunts are gonna feed.
>>148624552
HOT SPERM FLIES OUT OF HIS ASS AND FORMS A CACOON. HE CAN'T LEAVE THE SPERMCOON FOR A FULL MINUTE. DURING THIS MINUTE HE MAY REPLAY THE GAME AND SEE IT FROM THE ENEMY PERSPECTIVE. AFTER ONE MINUTE HE RANDOMLY DELETES ONE OF HIS ITEMS.
GG
>>148625327
It's not about not being able to win. It's about not playing games you don't enjoy.
Imagine when you have an intentional feeder/obvious account buyer on your team. Do you have ANY motivation to play with these animals?
any 1-2k shits wanna make a team? Or higher for that matter. I have 6 tickets
>I'm tier 6 on the battlecup
>the only person I play dota with is tier3
>all the shitters in /vg/ are below tier 5
>>148625482
>It's about not playing games you don't enjoy.
you mean sometimes you ENJOY this game?
WWWHYYYYY@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
MOMMY
I
L
K
>>148625634
>he doesnt disable help from the start
once again its only your fault
Why the fuck are people picking Elder Titan?
4k players are APES
>>148625634
bane and shadow demon are basically the kings of fucking things up for their allies
They are only surpassed by the Queen, Winter Wyvren. I have seen games lost entirely because of bad ults OR exorts.
>>148625552
How does tier work? Im tier 5 and never play ranked.
>tfw you have a dick
>>148625951
based on your mmr (unranked if you don't play ranked)
>tfw low 5k and tier 7
not going to waste 99 cents to lose to 6k stacks
>>148626024
What is the highest tier senpai? I cant select tier 1 apparently.
>>148626116
7 is highest, 2 is lowest.
your tier cannot be lower than the highest on your team.
>tfw you want compendium Ursa set style 2
>tfw you never get the 125 seconds of disable
>tfw you never get the THIRTY FIVE (35!!!) BLINK CALLS as axe
What do?
>>148626462
pray the enemy team picks meepo or some shit
>>148626462
the disable is easy
play elder titan
>>148625646
Is this sexy?
>>148626690
its a shitpost that some retards will eventually adopt as their fetish, and keep spamming more and more.
just look at sheeverposter, it started by one or two faggots who wanted laughs, and now theres probably dousins of them.
i hope you're ready for a new era of mommy milk posting in the following years
>>148626932
>probably dousins of them
ayy lmao, i think i'm the only one. never see anyone else.
>>148625634
I'M HELPING
LUMI
WHERE'S THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY
>everyone on my team is fucking retarded
>buy rapier to try close out game anyway cause it's our last shot at anything
>omniknight casts zero spells on me all game, pretty much just pocketing the fucking LC who has Press The Attack to purge shit off anyways
>initiate
>he has guardian angel and repel avaialble
>casts neither
>tps out and leaves me to die to while i'm a tiny with daedalus rapier aghs instead of winning the game by pressing w on me
>ping spam well played well played
>GG REPORT TINY PLS
>this is the sort of shit that gets you put into low prio
absoleutely epic really.
they were a three stack xd
at least i know me not being 4k is c ompletely because of shit pubs.
>>148628151
OOGA
BOOOGA
How come sometimes you play against Medusa and you're like whoa she's really tanky and other times you play against Medusa and she's like a paperbag?
>>148628320
Sometimes, manaburn happens. Other times, manaburn does NOT happen.
>>148619287
I just lost 4 games in a row and lost 100 mmr now because of feeding retards going 0 and 8 within ten min thinking they can tower dive, why the fuck was I such a retard 3 years ago when I got calibrated at 1500. I literally cant gain mmr, what heroes/cancer can I play even if my team is doing horrifically?
>>148628151
>he still plays dota under the belief anyone will help him
I abandoned the idea that anyone would assist me three years ago, why are you still holding on?
>>148628427
>been playing for three years
>still hasn't improved enough to raise his mmr
That's honestly pretty impressive.
If you've really been trying for so long there's no 'cancer hero' that can save you, you really fucking belong there.
>>148625363
Faggot ember.
Big blog inc about my "South East Asia Battlecup experience (Aus server)"
During captain stage, someone wants Venge, this guy bans it. "Oops i thought i was picking"
Then he proceeds to go 1/7 ember.
Then he says "Sorry guys im lagging, my family is watching a movie, i didnt know this would happen i have 100 ping"
Then he's like "I just need farm"
Then he's all like "i dropped my aquillia somewhere and i dont know where it is!"
"Sorry about this, i haven't played ember in a few months and im pretty rusty, and i have a new mouse so im still getting used to it"
so this is how it feels to get eliminated in the first fucking round of the tournament, holy shit, what a fucking cuck.
>>148622037
Desolator + Solar Crest
Sets armor to 0 for ten seconds
>>148628427
At 1500 MMR, you have NO ONE to blame but yourself. At 1500 MMR, you should be able to literally win the game as if it was a botgame and you picked a ratty hero. Don't pick ANY heroes who rely on allies, just pick heroes who can get shit done by themself (THAT INCLUDES PUSHING).
Good heroes who can carry shit allies to the point where they actually end up farmed enough to help you push: Riki, Slark, Sven, Tiny, etc.
Or you can be a little rat and just win doing that (BECAUSE NO ONE CARRIES FUCKING TP) and pick stuff like Lycan, Terrorblade, Clinkz, Drow, etc. Just because your allies feed doesn't mean the game is lost, you're literally playing vs bots.
>>148628151
>le this one time my team was bad and thats the story of all my other thousands of dota games literally nothing i could do i am always placed against 6k 5stacks that I can never outplay because of their godlyness xd
heres how it actually works
be in shit bracket
have shitty teammates
face shitty opponents
if you cant make enough of a difference to take advantage of all the mistakes the enemy team takes to the point where you are steadily climbing, you belong where you are
>bb-b-b-but this ONE game my team was shit, a-aa-and also this OTHER game they were shit aaaaa wahaa
what about the other 1999 games then anon?
>>148628517
I just came back like a week ago, I'm much better now, my compendium calibrated at 2k i'm using it as insurance so I can lose a shitload of matches.
>>148628518
Look at this noob. 50gmp less than PUCK, as EMBER. LMAO
Level 21 in 50 minutes (as ember)
We lose because he gets caught, our team go to help his retarded ass and sky gets picked, and they take rax.
>we lose rax because you get caught and our team died trying to save you
"Yeah, but, the thing is I have an escape and i wouldnt of died"
fucking cuck lord
where can i watch the weekend cup?
>>148627898
itch a bheasthaass
>>148619287
When should I take Bounty Hunter's first skill? I'm having trouble deciding and https://killurself.com doesn't work.
>>148629885
level 3
Fight me, you virgin shitkids.
Gerdhardt the Garden Gnome
Gerdhard is a Garden Gnome, and inanimate object. He has no idle animation and his walking animation is him just jumping. His attack Animation is him swirling around to hit enemies with his gardening implement.
Melee Intelligence Hero
Q - Gardening
>wave-cone AoE
>a wave that creates a field of flowers
>all enemies hit by the wave are damaged and slowed slightly
>allies on the field of flowers receive Health- and Manaregen
>Gerhardt moves faster on the field of flowers
W - Identical Production
>creates an illusion and stealthes and phases Gerhardt
>illusions do not act in any way
>lasts 30/40/50/60 seconds
>low cooldown
>if the illusion is destroyed or expires, it deals damage to enemies in an area
D - Replace
>instantly teleports to and destroys a target illusion
>range 2000/2000/3000/4000
>levels with "Identical Production"
E - Get off my lawn!
>passive
>when close to enemies, Gerhardt gains a stack of Anger every 1.5 seconds
>5 stacks maximum
>range 800
>when attacking an enemy, he deals extra damage for every stack
>if Gerhardt has more than 3 stacks, he also knocks the enemy back, increases with stacks
R - MORE GNOMES!
>instantly creates 4/5/6 illusions around Gerhardt that only live 5 seconds
>The Gnomes rush towards the center of the circle after creatin, trapping enemies
>Scepter upgrade: Makes the spell targettable at a range of 900
Why does anyone want a wisp arcana
Nobody plays Io
Hardly anyone wins with Io
It's literally throwing your votes into the garbage
Nobody is going to spend $50 on a hero nobody playsexcept (You)
>Playing dotards 2
>When you could be having nonstop gay orgies with your mates
Explain yourselves dotards
>>148628592
keep projecting you autistic unranked nigger
90% of my games are one sided on either end
one team is GUARANTEED to win
10% are actually balanced matches where your skill means shit all.
>>148630207
MEMES XD
>>148630309
please fuck off nik
>lost battlecup because some fuckhead had to go somewhere
How do I into bloggin? I'm still trying to get the hang of it
so I post greentext stories, pictures of endgame score screens, poorly cropped dotabuffs or link to 30 minute youtube videos?
>>148628592
>just 1v9 xD
This works in 2k where nobody pressures cores and you can just be left freefarming. That's not always going to happen, anon...
>>148630309
I don't have any gay mates though
LADS ARE WE GOING TO GET STICKIED AGAIN THIS YEAR?
>>148630207
I don't care if Io get an arcana or not because I don't plan to spend $35 on pixels, but it's funnier if he does.
cookies...
just 700k left till the goyim treasure, and then there is still the immortal 3's
who /twentymillion/ prediction here?
Is this an omen?
>battlecup been over for 2 hours
>dozens of pinoys literally still spamming the battlecup chat trying to find a team, wasting their own time
lel
It always takes me 5-7 minutes to find a game
I just clicked find game and found one instantly in less than 1 second
does this mean I just walked into a 4+1 vs 5 in unranked
should I have canceled?
oh god
>TI prize pool keeps getting bigger with each year even though the game is getting more dead
Explain this dotards.
It doesn't make sense logically.
5.5k average mmr game
my support abaddon decided to skill mist coil
enemy offlane was wr
>harass wr with mist coil
>goes man mode against wr level 1
>gives fb
>tps to tower
>proceeds to do it again
this game is filled with morons
S-should I try to find random strangers to play in this European Battlecup?
>>148630620
>tfw no bf
When is our guy, Alder Beano, playing?
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>148631263
No
You just bad
>>148631263
You were supposed to help him manfight that wr fucktard.
>>148626581
It worked, thanks senpai!
>1 ticket for 1 battle cup
goddamn valve, do you really need more money? battlepass should be enough
>>148631827
Yeah man, but you get like 3 of them from the weekend deal, which was super slick!
>>148631827
buy more tickets goyim, we already gave you one for free
When is there going to be a true Australian team with a stable roster that delivers? even Greece has a team to be proud of this isn't fair
For the Windranger final quest for Spellbinder, Blink first or Aghs first after Phase boots?
Ideally what position anyway?
>>148631931
Absolutely blink. The attacks are doing in 5 shackle+ult combos anyway, and your damage doesn't affect how many attacks you need.
>>148631917
mate just make your own fucking team
>>148631917
because we have 9000 players on the entire server and literally no one above 6k, whereas tournaments are 8k players.
>>148632146
we got a few on the leaderboard and Kpheonii is like 7.2 along with the guy who got kicked from No Digity
>>148631917
Why isn't this Australian a white guy?
Guys... how do I get better at the game? I feel like i'm in mmr hell i'm starting to accept defeat.
>>148632336
check my posts >>148628518
>>148628639
>>148625363
Because Australians are fucking bad
Source: Our servers are literally down right now
>>148624632
>still lost the fight
>>148625634
i dont see anything bane did wrong? nyx would just finish TP out
>>148632696
Bane is on the same team as nyx lol
>>148632601
oi mate, Australia has some of the most pristine inflation free MMR pools. We're still living in TI3 territory
>""""""""""""""""""""Australians""""""""""""""""""""
hello can someone please post the FREE face, i need it for my battlecup team avatar
>>148632904
Being born in Australia makes him Australian you retard.
>>148632892
our servers are l i t e r a l l y down right now
gonna go make some chicken chipees.
You americans have a similar product called 'tendies' i beleive
>this all female CSGO tournament
holy shit this is so bad
posting about it here since /csgog/ is a barren wasteland
where's our all female dota tournaments?
>""""""""""""""""""""Canadians""""""""""""""""""""
>>148633163
>tournament of 5ks
for what purpose?
Valve's Dota 2 API is currently unavailable
great fucking meme
if only it wasnt happening every day
this shit makes me wanna quit this shit game
>>148631260
It depends on your frame of referenceSweatsiny
>>148631610
>>148631623
>abaddon detected
you know guys you aren't actually funny
>>148633704
>dotards
>playing support abaddon
come on now
Why can't aussies be good at dota like they're good at shitposting
>>148629976
Why are you such a baby?
Will this pic ever be relevant?
I'm getting impatient now.
I need my Dota fix for the day.
>>148632846
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
lads
I FUCKING DID IT
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>>148634202
kphoenix and ame are good at dota
>>148634248
two patches ago
>>148634283
Hey nice job man, I'm gonna go in with a completely random team and try the same!
>>148634358
i did that too lol
>>148634546
lol
>>148634283
:100:
>be PSG
>have de Quervain's tenosynovitis
is there life after dota?
dead servers for a dead game
>>148634283
elimnated straight away and i wont be cucking another $1 to valve with a random team.
see my blogs here and here
>>148628518
>>148628639
@148635475niceshit post,
>>>twitch
>Go into Battle Cup chat for Europe
>Literally every post is in Russian
Wew
What if Viper Strike was pure damage
would viper come out of the dumpster
>>148635475
>my team picks 4 strength heroes + gyrocopter
>our gyro gets killed by tinker's heat seeking missiles like a newb because he was staying in the open
>our tanks get surrounded by creeps
>our tanks refuse to kill the creeps
>tanks get bodyblocked on all sides by creeps
>centaur pops ult and they run through a few creeps and take them down
>they get surrounded by creeps again
>creeps slowly tear them apart
WHY DIDNT THEY JUST FUCKING FIGHT BACK
they were literally being killed and were farmed as fuck and could shit all over the creeps and enemy team in a heartbeat but no no no we gotta be ebin creepanitarians even when creeps are beheading us
>tfw no friends to play battle cup with
>>148635935
Same. Even worse the European chat is being spammed by Russians.
>>148628518
CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER
>>148636167
>mixing /vg/ and /pol/
>>148635850
?
What is a tank?
>>148635760
Viper is already out of the dumpster just build these items on him senpai !
>skadi
>satanic
>silver edge
Why haven't you killed yourselves, retards?
I'm about to go to the beach right now so I figured I'd drop by and see how you losers are doing.
Typical though, you're still fucking losers LOL.
>>148635760
What if corrosive skin was pure damage. not viper strike.
>>148635935
its probably because you insist on posting anime, did you not see the OP? i swear to god one more anime photo ill delete this entire thread
but enough about that retard
>0 5 tinker mid
>1/4 timber bot
>0 3 PL, 1/3 dazzle top
>me, 0 2 doom
literally every lane lost, everyones calling GG and they're rax and all T2's in at 20 minutes so i use iron talon to sit in the trees for the remaining 3 minutes of the game
>game ends
>I get LP
like what the fuck? where do they get off seriously i think im done with this fucking game
>>148636201
>dorner being /pol/
gfy, dorner far transcends /pol/ and was before /pol/ was practically a thing anyway.
>>148636383
What pol are you talking about? pol had been around for quite a while when dorner came along.
>>148636609
dorner was still a phenomenon far larger than /pol/. he isn't affiliated with a political belief, he's a man who was wronged and refused to have his name smeared
that's a universal concept, a model for us all.
>>148636341
IN THE JUNGLE, THE MIGHTY JUNGLE
>>148636341
>thinking LP is a punishment
now you can actually have fun playing dota.
I wish they'd add a way to be in low priority without having to lose behavior score
>>148636859
what if the single draft queue and the lpq single draft were one and the same for fast matches?
>>148636957
i know right.
>play single draft
>just intentional feed etc whenever you want
would be a great system, i already spend most of my time there
What if there was a girl hero that was cute instead of being a dyke, a slut, a retard, or a monster?
>>148637154
But Slithice the fish waifu is cute.
Does cancel play anything but invoker?
He's playing that shitty hero literally every time I see his stream.
![59EasuD[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wRJ7s9T.jpg "59EasuD[1].jpg")
>>148637154
YOU RANG?
>>148637154
I don't think that's possible, Dota is a 3D game after all.
>>148637282
I see him playing AM quite often, when I scroll through the watch tab.
>>148635935
How do you play Dota without any friends? Or do they all have their own teams?
>>148637417
>a retard
sorry but CM's wheel spinning lines with lina confirm that they have in fact canonically reduced the character's actual intelligence along with her intelligence stat
>>148637154
?
>tfw no friends at all
>>148637750
>slut ranger
>not a dyke
please
post dota hilarities of the past
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvljpql_Eao
i actually picked him immediately when this patch dropped to hear his new voice and laughed my fucking ass off all game so hard that we lost badly
>>148637598
She has the same int as invoker you know???
>>148637858
thats just the leaked pitlord voiceover
>>148637858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcfXnAsBHRY
I just now realized why full agi morph isn't a meme anymore though. Increases to base hp and strength hp make it better.
Is it still worth it money-wise to buy the basic goypendium now?
>>148638124
Full agi morph was never a meme, it was just bad for the past few patches.
>>148638075
invoker can beat the shit out of you with hadokens at level 1 though, cm is literally the weakest character in the game in terms of 1 on 1 attacking
>>148637563Soloqueue
>>148638318
I have a feeling the goalposts are being moved slightly
>>148638124
>FUUUCK
classic
>>148637858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLOlGkipXyU
