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>>148495849
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS (embed)
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz (embed)
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ (embed) pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB (embed)
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W (embed)
>SERVERS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT COMP MODE
http://pastebin.com/BuG8yM2j (embed)
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
So yeah, someone said >half of the weapons in TF2 have an alt-fire
But I only counted 160 weapons in the game and like 43 of those have alt-fire. Just saying.
>>148589306
ok???
If you complain about people saying 'gg ez' in comp mode or MGE, then TF2, or any competitive game is not for you.
'gg ez' makes victory all the sweeter, and hearing it after you lose makes defeat more bitter. It provides an extra incentive to try your best and out perform the other player; it's healthy for creating competition
So next time someone says "lmao rekt" after they airshot you, don't get mad. Turn that frustration into motivation to get better, and next time, strafe out of his rockets and kill him.
then you can say 'ez' and make HIM feel like trash at the game.
>>148589712
>then you can say 'ez' and make HIM feel like trash at the game.
how about you don't and just play the game as if you don't care
>>148589497
shut the fuck up you autistic freak
tags: Team Fortress 2, Scout, Crossdressing
>>148589712
>hacker on other team
>the entire team -hacker is spawncamping
>after round, the spawncamping bitch says gg
Into the oven they go.
>>148589306
>>148589843
>not realizing the real autism is counting weapons
post em
>tfw just realized you can filter by map
>>148590295
you mean filter as in queue for specific maps or filter your stats based on maps? if latter, how?
>>148590364
filter queue
i hate comp. I want to play good maps.
>>148590295
>>148590295
I'm at 26 now but didnt feel like taking another screenshot
>TFW bad at video games
>>148590420
i'm curious, what do you think are good maps
>>148590779
i like that one map. You know which one. It would be the dust 2 of tf2.
i'm stuck in small-time thug
your dick is small time
you're playing comp matchmaking and you see someone playing pyro on your team and you suggest that he switches
he then responds with this
what do you do
>>148592679
Tell him this is competitive mode and he has no excuse for not trying, otherwise he should go back to casual.
>>148593040
okay he then goes sniper equipped with the classic
what do you do now
>People who unironically use the term "tryhard"
>>148590295
>>148593132
Tell him to switch again, of course.
who here not a beta medic main?
>>148593347
>people who spam le lenny face
>>148592874
just needs shitty furry/fnaf art in a showcase
>>148593456
it's too late you already lost
better luck next time
>>148593347
That is the correct term for people who refuse to let others do the tv achievement even if the teams are 5v12 and the score is 0-4.
>>148593854
dont you have a pootis sandvich conga party to be participating in, reddit?
>>148593854
Git gud, scrublet.
who here carrying and loving it
i put -dxlevel 81 ion my launch options but my game is still not running with direct 8. Is that just me or everyone?
also does this still work?
http://www.teamfortress.tv/34753/tf2-needs-optimization#24
>>148593996
>Censoring out everything
>>148594089
yeah mate you got a problem?
>>148594089
>why do people not care about identity on an anonymous forum
Post your face when you already played on community servers exclusively anyway.
>see engie at the start of a 6s mm round
>say "please don't play engie on rollout"
>he switches to pyro
this is
this is something else
>>148593996
LEL THESE GAMES ARE SO FAST WHEN UR GOOD
>>148594512
>supporting the metas
That's what you get for telling someone how to play.
>>148594684
>>148593996
kys senpai
>>148594742
post your id i'll carry you if you're eu
>>148593854
>what is Steam Achievement Manager
hey guys let's stack casual mode and farm strange kills on BRs. post id NA only
who wants a fuck
>>148595709
>what is getting VAC'd
>>148596159
>Using it with the game running
>only 8k people looking for a game
is this bugged?
this game is dead as fuck between 1AM and 6AM in europe holy shit
I just want to play a 5cp fucking server
500 servers of orange and dustbowl, fuck you tf2
>>148596394
casual matchmaking
>>148596394
bye retard
>>148596394
play matchmaking, vast majority of the maps are 5cp
play tf2center, undoubtedly 5cp
play mixchamp or newbie mix, also 5cp
anyone know a good website to see TF2 benchmarks with different hardware configurations? if possible with minimum FPS shown too.
i see so many that only show the average FPS when the thing i absolutely hate is the minimums
drawings is giving an unusual to junk in exchange of op status wtf......
south americans post the cutest youtube comments
o_ñ
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3b/Scout_item_unicorn_round_start01.wav
>>148597584
which one and how much
>An AU where the Red Medic captures a load of Scouts and surgically alters them into cunt boys. He pumps them full of female hormones and oestrogen, making them constantly horny and desperate for cock. At first they only have a cunt, but as time goes by their chest begins to develop, day by day expanding and getting fatter. When they reach a certain size they’re ready to be milked and finally bred.
Is this class too good?
>>148597849
Miami Nights Greased Lightning for 25 keys
>>148597708
>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3b/Scout_item_unicorn_round_start01.wav
i hate valve
>>148597958
no
>the only good hud, tf2hud+, is literally dead and left rotting in the past
What are some good-looking alternatives to it?
>>148598150
stock
>>148598150
http://www.teamfortress.tv/16751/improved-default-hud
>>148598184
>can't change team colours in loadout screen
just kill me
>>148597958
With unlocks, arguably
>>148598295
looks like shit
fucking ivans
thanks anyways friendo
>vacc/natascha combo solely to stop me from having fun
Just let me kill your shitty team, Jesus.
>>148598297
You can do it, it's just a bit of a clunky process.
>>148598698
how
>wonder why this competitive match is going so badly
>the game finally ends after 25 minutes
>realize three guys on my team have 0 kills
I dont even understand
I feel that the pro players in this community are too stubborn and stuck in their ways sometimes
and it really hurts the healthiness and growth of the comp playerbase. like they whine so much about the forced viewmodels making rocket jumps hard, or getting nauseous
A tiny viewmodel in the lower corner shouldn't be whether or not you do well in tf2, it's just irrelevant. But still, they will raise hell over pic related
there's also this constant 6s vs. HL shit, where 6s hate the offclasses with a passion, and HL is all about the most cancerous tactics coming together. Everyone hates where the game is currently at, but everyone also spits on any form of change. No one tries to give valve feedback and help them improve, they just spit everything out
>>148597958
Yes, but not by too much.
Sniper is unarguably broken.
>>148598939
Be on blue team.
Click the class selection key, hover over the class you want to look at, and press edit loadout down in the right.
Do you ever get the feeling that you're the best player on your team and the only way you're going to win this match is if you do all of the work?
>>148599165
>have to change teams first
t-thanks
>queue up for competitive
>map stuck at sending info
>use task manager to close
>repeat getting on game
>same thing
>repeat
>can no longer game
>3 day ban
>stuck in rank 6 for 3 days
Nice game valve
fuckin faggots piece of shit of TF Team. hope they kill themselves
how do i win on pass time
my team has like 4 caps and nothing is really happening
>>148598970
this isn't surprising desu. most tf2 players are pubbers who rely on offclassing gimmicks instead of good DM.
That engi player with 0 kills? I bet you he's never tried to get good with scout, demo, or soldier.
getting at least decent with one of those main classes HUGELY improves your performance with all other classes, the DM just helps you so much.
A lot of pubbers in tf2 are also children who have never mastered fps fundamentals, such as:
>taking unfair fights that favor you, such as 2v1
>avoiding unfair fights that DON'T favor you, such as 1v6
>if the enemy isn't shooting at you, that makes them easier to shoot. If they are shooting at an ally, this is your chance to get kills
>if they just capped second and have full uber and are all alive, don't try to cap second.
>>148599184
I like tf2 more than overwatch because I can carry shitters as 2v6 with a pocket medic
>>148599053
Do you seriously believe an official highlander mm algorithm trying to find 18 people around the same skill level, trying to play the same maps, while trying to sort all 18 (none of whom can dc or afk) into a single class for the entire match will produce anything but a clusterfuck?
>>148599309
As I said, it's clunky. Just load into a random map next time you take your loadout screenshots.
>>148599563
it's not even for screenshots tbqh, i just like being a total autismo and fawn over my shitty loadouts in both colours at ease
>>148599436
don't play a broken, ill thought out mode that tf2 wasn't designed for?
I don't get this kind of thinking, if you aren't playing the modes that work for this game, there's going to be issues
>>148599483
I didn't say or imply anything you wrote. Simply that the offclasses are horrifically broken and need reworks into DM classes that you could play in MGE.
Is there any point in playing heavy in MGE against another heavy? No, because you both move too slow to do anything, and the minigun is hilariously easy to aim.
As long as heavy exists like that, he will never fit into 6s. But HL is all about crazy bullshit, so we have this 6s vs. HL thing going on
Have they added valve pubs in again?>inb4 contrarians call me /v/
>>148599683
Do you not realize that highlander would be a nightmare to play with randoms in mm even if the offclasses were perfectly balanced with the main classes.
Highlander is doomed to remain a niche, manually organized and planned format.
>>148599884
What do you mean added valve pubs again, /v/ ?
>>148600241
why are you strawmanning me with shit I never said? Is it because you're european and don't know english?
>>148599884
Pubs literally never left
>>148600283
I'll take that as a "no, they still haven't fixed it yet." Lazy fucks, all they need to do is throw some of those empty fucking servers in the server browser so I can play something other than tryhard-lite.
>>148600329
>valve pubs
Brush up on your reading comprehension, champ.
Night night, kids
>>148600476Valve pubs literally never left
>>148600591prove it
please, if they're there I want to play so bad, you don't even know
>>148600298
You aren't thinking things through if you believe hl should be part of the balance conversation.
>>148600641Casual is Valve Pubs
>>148600356
how about you play on community servers which were infinitely better from the get go?
>no crits if you want
>no spread if you want
>more mature playerbase most likely
>custom modes
>can choose ping
pubs were NEVER good. just play comp if youre going to bitch about it so much
>>148600696
>You aren't thinking things through if you believe hl should be part of the balance conversation.
It's funny, because I said it was practically irrelevant in my very first post here>>148599053
you have reading comprehension issues. I clearly stated that HL was full of broken, cancerous shit that the 6s community hated, and that there was internal strife within the comp community. However, you somehow got 'HL should be in comp matchmaking' from that
does the pyro airblast clear enemies on fire or just allies?
>>148600897
just allies, enemies just get pushed
>>148600897
just your teammates
>>148600731
You got my hopes up, you bastard.
>>148600742
>more mature playerbase
I spit my coffee all over my keyboard, fuck you.
All I want is the plain, vanilla TF2 experience. I have only found one server that does that, and it is always empty. I just want to come home from work and unwind on a payload server for a few hours/maps/whatever.
I don't want to listen to bullshit server drama (lotusclan), I don't want to see people with DUDE WEED LMAO trails (skial), I like spread and crits, and I don't want instant respawn. I just want a fucking vanilla server with map rotation.
>b-but the community servers in the op
They're always empty.
>>148600919
i thought you said punished and now i have an erection
>>148601008
>I want other people to idle on servers until we get population so I don't have to
You're the reason community servers lay dormant
>tfw you get matched against a sniper main and his rank 8 friendgood thing I'm a scout main, it was a bitch to carry though
>>148601089
What am I supposed to do, play on an empty server?
I'm not even asking for quickplay, I just want valve to put some vanilla servers in the browser. They certainly aren't using them all, there's always a shit ton of "empty servers" when I'm waiting eight minutes in a queue to play one half of a map of a payload game.
I hate capture time so much.
>>148601240
they got rid of stopwatch in the last update you fuckingperson
>>148601342
Well, I haven't really been wanting to play the game, because it's rather pointless for me at the moment.
That's good to hear though, thanks for telling me.
>stickies can't be shot out of the air
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea? This is some grade A bullshit here.
It would put Niggermen in their place.
>>148601453
they also added map selection, vote kick, fixed dominations, etc.
>>148601240
You should find one of those magical creatures, I think they're called Friends, and invite them to play with you to seed the server.
Wow, who knew not being a leeching shitter was so easy?
>>148601453
It's slightly more playable.
Now if they just got rid of all the other shit to make it faux-competitive I'd be mostly ok with it.
>1 minute queue time is still retarded though
Competitive matchmaking was a mistake
>>148601562
Oh yeah, I should get all of my friends out of bed so I can play a nice game of payload at 1 AM.
I'm sure they'll love that. That's not selfish of me at all, right?
>>148601658
the fuck happened here
was it a griefing 5stack?
>>148601658
>cheating
>>148598150
rayshud
>>148601674
Maybe you should get some new friends or perhaps even people you don't actually care about (lets call them internet friends) who are actually up at this time of night. Holy shit, game, set, match.
>>148601726
That's probablyMordsuxplaying, you can see the LMAObox squares from it targeting people.
You know cheating has to feel good.
>>148601658
>wallhacking
attention do not give post number 148601658 any more (You)s i repeat do not give it any more (You)s
>>148601658
>even an aimbot cant guarantee a win in competitive
>>148601831
All of my internet friends live in Europe. It's even later for them. Besides, we're on 4chan, if you think I'm good at making friends, then why the fuck am I here pointlessly arguing with you?to keep the thread alive, that's why
Besides, why should I have to jump through hoops to do shit that had always been available for years? You don't just take shit away from a 10 year old game because you're trying to cater to a different audience. Well, you can, but it's still a dick move.
>"competitive" mode
>your team either stomps or is is stomped
>game decided by number of functioning humans on each team
>>148602053
Really it was just that other people were starting servers in this manner all along so you could join a game, you've just been taking advantage of other people the whole time.
This was a rather long winded way of saying if your ass wants to play some fuckin payload add some people from here id/ryuke that are arguing with you at midnight EST.
>>148601658
>cheating
>>148602190
But I just played a close game of Swiftwater and everyone did at least alright
>>148601658
man that's embarrassing. Even when you cheated you still lost lol
3 hackers on the top 20 ranks in matchmaking and valve haven't done anything about them IN DAYS
shaking my head
>>148602384
which ones are hackers?
why does the last point cap in like two seconds with one person on it
Cheating has to be a great way to let off some steam.
cheating is for people who are literally failing so hard at life, they have to take out their frustrations on other in a video game and gain satisfaction from frustrating others
It's an excellent way to try and hide the pain
>>148602429
Because the team's spawn is right next to the last point. Makes it possible to cap.
>>148602429
because you're so close to it when you spawn that any less would generally start a stalemate.
>>148602541
>>148602506
what do u fags play instant respawn servers?
>>148602634
>>148602429
Are you mad that you got backcapped or something?
>>148602429
In pubs? To make pushing last defended by 3 sentries and the spawn right next to it easier.
In comp? To promote good teamplay and callouts, while punishing sloppy positioning.
I am going to start responding as seriously and respectfully to posts as much as I can to make this general more enjoyable.
>>148602409
sweqsters and 2 others
sweqster literally #3 last time i checked
#17, also a cheater, is friends with him
solo queue mm is fucking rancid
>>148601658
>cheaters who cant even win
>>148602903
some people wanted 9v9
imagine trying to juggle 8 retards instead of 5
>>148602793
>>I am going to start responding as seriously and respectfully to posts as much as I can to make this general more enjoyable.
look at this fuckingcool guy
>>148602634
I don't play instant respawn, it ruins the game.
>>148602296
>jerry
jesus
>>148603282
i want to kiss jerry
>when you play with friends
>>148602974
>9v9
>without classlimits
>with the abysmal TF2 performance
im glad they ditched that
if 9v9 wasnt advertised as "the place to start" for comp, 6v6 could have probably gotten much bigger
it was just a waste of time
you can tell by the rules, they aren't made for competitive play but as a special gamemode with arbitrary "1 of each class" to make everyone happy
>>148602974
>>148603474
youre forgetting queue times if 9v9 mm was a thing
>>148603282
He has a very nice avatar. It's a good piece of artwork
>>148603470
Playing with those you love and appreciate is great for mental health, and is part of what makes life worth living for
Playing with friends has to feel great.
>>148589712
I don't mind it from the good enemy players.
I mind it when the enemy engie main in the bottom three says it.
>>148603676
>you will never befriend a team in a pub after playing together for hours ever again
i'm almost there boys
Miami Nights Greased Lightning for 25 keys
y/n?
(I'm buying)
Anyone here remember Emily?
>>148604636
if they actually accepted the trade I don't know why you haven't bought it yet unless it's duped
>>148603676
It does.
>>148604696
yeah
i lived the comics
*loved
phone keyboad is retarded
Real heavy weapons guys have curves.
>>148606129
realism sucks
*in junk's voiuce* anyone here gay??
>>148606531
yeah
>>148606650
*gives you op*
>Get put onto mannpower
holy shit what did they do to this mode
it was dumb at the beginning but now it's just retarded
Do you guys think Valve will ever start sponsoring TF2 tournaments?
>>148607439
yes
Game coordinator is down.
>>148607870
ur moms ass is down
why aren't there hud mods on the workshop
so the medigun got buffed, now matching the speed of any target as the quickfix previously did
feels a bit unnecessary but whatever
>>148603282
>has a dickeating chatlog from a cheater on his page
literal who
>End up joining a soccer server
>6+ obvious hacking snipers on my team, even have it in their name, all stock
>Get kicked by them after I tell the enemy team it won't matter if they get reported because it's just throwaway accounts
well, thanks for the free xp
>>148603282
>All them subs
Poor guy.
>>148608194
are one of these people showcased on his profile you
>>148608503
roflé
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3ZsfucXmCQ
when are we going to get a taunt that lets you dab
>>148608676
>ratings disabled
>comments disabled
anyway i'm
>>148602296
and I was destroying him as a scout (had to or else he would destroy the rest of my team)
>>148608676
autism.
Guys how do you counter a team of 5 heavies and a medic on 6v6 mm? My team was bad but still, we got steamrolled so fast.
>>148609683
spy, sniper, demo+medic and a scout idk
>>148607212
Mannpower is less retarded than it was in the beginning by a country mile, did you ever use the release grappling hook.
>tfw pyro main
>tfw the Tough Break update literally killed the entire game for me
>tfw new weapons soon, but they'll almost certainly be shit anyway because Valve has no idea what they're doing anymore
>tfw all I want is my fucking axetinguisher back
>>148609879
>pyro main
>>148609879
They need to make the pyro actually usable instead of it just relying on puff+sting.
Hell they apparently have airblast jump in the code but not the game, that'd sure as hell make the class less of a joke.
But yea they're gonna be shit, and if they aren't actual garbage all the retards who die to W+m1 will complain until it's nerfed.
>>148609683
four heavies and 2 medics
Is there any way to trade the Humanitarian Hachimaki between my own two accounts?
>tfw get paired up with 23 retards
>Get stomped both times but still outscore everyone on the server as soldier
>On attack they literally don't even touch the cart for a full 2 minutes even though the enemy team is well pushed back.
>>148610065
>Airblast jump
>Pyros doublejumping with the detonator
>>148609879
> Pyro main
Stopped reading
>>148609879
>>tfw pyro main
LOL
stay safe /tf2g/
The game is crashing for me whenever I disconnect from a server now.
Great game valve.
>>148610206
Detonator's a joke, but you could possibly do shit with it if that got put in.
I fully expect the new weapons to be awful.
>>148609879
>pyro main
>>148609879
>Pyro main
>>148609879
>>tfw pyro main
>tfw all I want is my fucking axetinguisher back
you cant make this shit up
>>148609879
feel you brother. Pyro is literally broken and near useless, unless you hit those epic air blasters vs literal retards.
>>148609879
>>tfw pyro main
>>148610157
I actually tried to do that, but my team didn't listen
>tfw pyro is my favorite class but he's been nerfed into the dirt (fuck the axe, too)
>tfw I sort of like playing soldier and demo but it's more of a chore and they're just flat out better characters
>>148609879
>Pyro main
>>148609879
>""""""Pyro"""""" main
>>148609879
>pyro main
Holy kys
>>148609879
sorry you lost your crutch, grandpa
>>148609879
> even FF Pyro is pure autism and cancer
Lmao
>>148609879
fuck you, pineapple on pizza is the best
>>148611554
I actually don't have a problem with it, I just thought that picture was funny.
>>148611554
>fuck you, pineapple on pizza is the best
I bet you like mushrooms too Fucking freak
>>148611554
pineapple pizza is top tier. Its a meme to make ppl not enjoy life.
>>148611554
>fruit
>on a pizza
what the fuck is wrong with you
even anchovies pizza is a delicatessen in comparison
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28286924
hello
>>148611904
are you shitting on anchovies you vanilla-tier pleb?
>>148611554
>warm pineapples
fuck you
>>148612316
DELETE THIS
>>148612487
t. 5 years old boy
>>148612393
buy my hat and then i will consider it
if ur not an aussie don't cosplay sniper.
>>148612617
But the Sniper is from New Zealand.
Other things can be on a pizza but it should primarily be various meats.
Pineapple is a no-go.
Cheese should be fairly light
>>148612686
not true.
>>148612530
t. Hippy
Whats wrong with maining pyro? :(((
>>148612617
okay
>>148612768to hate onpyro is meme city.
>>148612768
waste of a slot
>>148612826
>look at meee! Im a slut at an anime convention xD eww don't look at me if you're not 10/10 or ill call Rape! Brb fishing for compliments on tumblr
>>148612916
>slut
did she sell herself at a con??
>>148612916
say that to my face
>>148612826
is that sue lightning
>>148612559
sent ;)
>>148612916
You can smell the resentment
>>148612972
There is a 100% chance that shes had underage illegal drunk convention sex
She's a woman after all
What do you do on 6s viaduct if the enemy team has a mini sentry engie and a decent sniper and your team is full of retards
>>148612916
>>148613061
t. mad virgins
>>148612984
>cosplays as a slutty scout
>expects not to be called one
>>148612768
Nothing, aside from it being an underpowered class. The upshot is that you can trigger the fuck out of pub server special needs children just by mentioning that you're a pyro main.
It's pretty telling how everyone who had a problem with me stating that I'm a pyro main flooded the thread with a wave of incredulous shitposting while the people who didn't have a problem with it actually contributed to the thread with reasonable posts.
>>148613119
mge me nerd
>>148613116
t. Beta orbiter who thinks being nice will get him laid
>>148613147
t. useless class and proud of it
>>148613170
those are titties
>>148613172
>t. Beta
nice projection lmafo
>being nice will get him laid
on an anonymous forum lamfao
>>148613109
Guys seriously
>>148613279
Nice damage control
>>148613296
oh, more memes
>>148613286
you get a mic and convince everyone to go useful classes
seriously, get a mic. people will listen to you
maybe someone will even go medic
>>148613353
Nice damage control
>>148612758
If you can't handle more than just meat cheese and onions you are bad at pizza, get good son.
>>148612984
Trigger discipline + that's the fucking barrel you noob.
>>148612768
I don't want pyro to be as op as demo I just want him to be playable damn it.
okay let's try this again
>Insomnia.58
