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- The final Splatfest, Callie vs Marie, has been announced for all regions, starting July 22 at 2:00 am. PT and lasting until July 24, 2:00 am. PT.
- New Amiibo have been released for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup.
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This is /ink/'s translatoranon
>>148388053
>add news to the OP and wait to post it until we're at bump limit
>octofag decides he needs to insert himself into the op instead even though shit needs to be added
>adds discord
why do i let this happen every single time
oh well
squid sisters japan expo concert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhAHLXHPgUY
>>148388462
>Translator comes back after a 3 day ban
>Gets shitposted at left and right
Well, that's no way to treat a guest.
He is one of /ink/'s beloved!
>>148388663
who gives a fuck about failed concerts
>>148388909
i said i wasn't going to post it anymore if people were annoyed by it
what do you want
>>148388663
Honestly, discord is fine since most of /ink/ has already migrated to it. Even those that hated it at first like wolfhound are there.
There's no need to put a concert up there since it's already been done multiple times and it's the exact same thing every time.
>>148389293
>posts 10 pages worth of it
fuck off
>>148389402
Fuck off.
>>148389293
Ignore the shitposters like >>148389408
. I loved your posts because they made the thread so comfy, and I hope you can find the courage to keep making them!
>>148389402
This, it's just an offsite link that you're not going to click. Who cares.
bottomless sweater callie
>>148389701
Based translateranon! I love your posts!
>>148389621
If you want my opinion I preferred the posts where he mixed it up. Saying all the different nice or romantic things he wanted to do with Callie was much cuter than just insisting his desire for one contrarian sex act over and over.
featuring: bottomless sweater marie
>>148389883
thanks!
>>148390114
Marie doing Code Geass cosplay is so cute!
Balance restored.
>>148390335
Damn, Callie looks so good in Karen's suit.
>>148388462
We've known this for almost a year.
>>148377598
do you wanna squad now?
>>148390484
So you let him shitpost for almost a year?
>>148390591
We never made a big deal about it for over a year.
>>148390549
Yes! I would love to!
>>148390739
okay then, i'll be right on.
my wii u and computer are on completely opposite sides of my home though, so i probably won't be able to see any posts you make about our games.
>>148390549
Yep, still ready. It looked like somebody else wanted to join too?
>>148390931
Aww, you never said that before. I wanted us to chat and play at the same time! Do you have a phone then? That way you could see my posts!
>>148390931
You could check through a phone, or even open up /ink/ on your Wii U's browser?
>>148391021
What's the low down then? Can you post your NNID? I don't want translatoranon to post his because of certain reasons.
>>148391229
Yeah, he sent me his through email for that reason.
Friend 'Twhynot' in the meantime.
Hopefully we can get one more player, tri-squads are the worst.
>>148391105
ah, if it matters that much, i borrowed a smartphone (cause my only phone is an old slide phone) so that should take care of it!
>>148391439
Oh... okay. I'll wait until we get another person. You guys do a twin in the mean time.
>>148391501
I'm not entirely sure who they are. I was the one that set this up.
>>148391606
We could even try join a game of Turf War if we want?
>>148391768
that would be fine! i really like turf war too.
>>148391869
Looks like map rotation is imminent anyway.
If you want to enter a TW match, I'll try and join.
>>148392289
ok, i'm in.
>>148392427
Nice, I'm in the queue for the next one.
>>148392481
...Which you weren't in?
>>148393037
>connection error
>connection error
hfsrglk
>>148393219
>3/4 matches so far end with disconnect
maybe today's not my day
>>148393503
Also there's no guarantee we'll be on the same team.
Should we try a Squad instead?
>>148393783
sure. i'll start it.
>>148394169
I don't think you can cunnilingus someone's thighs by definition.
>>148394169
I thought cunnilingus was only between women
well that was dumb
That went better.
Just realized if we lose this will take its toll on your Rank, so I apologize in advance.
>>148394169
rip
>>148390415
isnt asuka number 2?
>>148395039
ah, i don't really care about rank. don't worry about it.
plus, you're better than me anyway.
man that one was close. thought we were gonna lose in the last few seconds.
>>148396547
Yeah that Blaster was insanely good.
I hate Hydras. I hate Hydras so, so much.
>0-9
um
oops
Since when can the Tower's pillar block THREE Suction Bombs
well
now that was something
that entire game was just a fuckin struggle
So close, I killed two of them with one direct on that last push.
But if they have an E-Liter AND a Dynamo, that's game.
Alright this is going to be my last one. Ggs
>>148398620
that was actually gonna be my last one too. ggs.
>>148398620
No worries man, I gave that E-Liter such hell there. Great games, so good to finally get to play with you.
>>148398620
Hey, don't do that.
Still, gg's all round.
>>148398994
oh, if you're not really quitting, then i could still play with you later, if you're around! i just wanted to take an hour break or so to take care of some stuff.
>>148399941
I'll be more than happy to. Maybe we could find two more Squids to join us?
>>148400007
that sounds fun! i'd love to quad. there was that anon that wanted to join if we got a fourth, too. any takers? i know it's kind of late so i understand if no one wants to.
>Every post from >>148395624 to >>148400318 was probably made by two people except for >>148398620
/ink/ really is dead right now, god DAMN.
>>148400453
>72 posts
>7 unique posters
suffering
>>148400453
How about you Squad with us then, eh?
I panic when I hear my own team's krakens
>>148401139
I panic when I hear my own Mines going off. I keep thinking it's the Rainmaker shield.
http://hi-im-perri.tumblr.com/post/147367327503/how-to-display-your-new-splatoon-squid-sisters
>mariefag throwing away his callie amiibo
>he has a my little pony poster in his room
poster number 9 coming through
>>148401343
I gave my marie amiibo to mylittle sister
>>148401343
He could've at least been creative about destroying her, not just throwing her out.
>>148401343
>2K16
>Not hanging posters of tumors in your room
Shaking my head at the lot of you.
>>148401343
>Not keeping the Callie amiibo to see Marie's cute sitting animation.
>Not liking Bomb Rush Blush
>Being a brony
>>148401683
That's cute, but I don't know if Marie would be the best role model for her.
Unless you want her to become strong willed and excessively level-headed?
>>148402314
>excessively level-headed
my sides
>>148401683
I gave my callie amiibo toMarie
>>148402513
Awwww
>>148402378
A better word would be nonchalant.
will be back on in ten minutes or so.
last call for squadders? otherwise we can just twin again.
hello my name is bobsled please enjoy my blog thank you
>>148403435
fuck off bobsled is one of the only cool people in the shitscord
>>148403435
-bobsled
>>148404104
-bobsled
>>148403360
you down for turf war this time? it's late so i'd rather not play anything too stressful.
>>148404335
We could all try join the same game. It didn't work very well earlier though.
>>148404175
-pinky
>>148404539
I'll join for a bit!
>>148404539
i wasn't under the impression that anyone else wanted to play with us? if that's the case, i'll squad.
but it not working was probably more coincidence than anything else. i'm not an expert or anything, but i don't think you'll face way more connection issues in turf war compared to ranked.
>>148404736
so are we playing turf war then?
>>148404736
Send a request to 'Twhynot'.
>>148404909
I think I already have you added
>>148405060Clover?Cool, we can try as soon as Callieanon is ready. Though it would probably be much easier if we just squad, we can't even guarantee we'll be on the same team in Turf War.
>>148405452
if you wanna trisquad, that's fine too. earlier you said you didn't want to do that though, so i thought we might do turf war instead.
i'll be on in a bit.
>>148405452
>clover
no.
this is taking too long... it's almost time for me to leave at this point
Friends with Inklings!
>>148405748
well i just booted, but feel free to leave if you need to.
>>148405992
yeah, it's too late for me now
have fun tho
>>148405992
I setup a Squad for when you're ready.
>>148406407
are you sure? doesn't say you're joinable.
>>148406535
Huh, try now?
>>148406641
still nothing. try joining me.
>>148406731
Weird. Oh well, joined now.
>>148405864
>octo choking an innocent squid
>>148406641
Friends can't see your squad if you have your profile set to private.
>>148406790
>Octo sucking the air out of innocent squid
>>148407161
Stop posting this terrible art
REMOVE CARBON ROLLER
16 splats though, nice
thought we were about to clutch
dang it
>>148407250
sure thing anon.
it keeps happening, at least im doing way better than earlier today
>japanese guy named kevin the familiar
???
DAMN that felt good.
>>148407762
>another guy just named
>im here
>>148407161
>tamarinfrog now draws inklings with off-model horse faces
WHY
H
Y
>>148408773
They have for a while now sadly. By popular demand, if you'd believe it.
Ugh, I cannot do a thing against Brushes.
>everyone did bad
>clantags
>teaming up at spawn
>delaying inevitable loss
>kraken spam
at least it can't get any worse
You let me know whenever it's getting too late for you, it's still midday on my side.
remember to hack during the splatfest because it's okay and we want to convince them to never do one of these awful events again!
that team... didn't seem very focused on the objective.
if you have nothing to contribute but feel the need to post a message anyway, have no fear! the smirk emoji is just for socially inept people like you
alright, i'm heading off to bed.
that was fun!
>>148409831
>>148410068
If you have a message for the Discord, perhaps post it in the Discord.
>>148410068
>he says, while having nothing to contribute but feeling the need to post a message anyway
If you have something that needs to be translated, based translatoranon will help you!
>>148410431
Great games man, it's been an absolute pleasure.
I'll see you at the Splatfest.
goodnight callie
i love you
>tfw thread is gonna die because there's like almost literally no one here
>>148410679
>>148411916
Have Octofags ever done anything good for us?
>>148411989
Can't think of anything.
Fried octopus rings are pretty good though.
>>148410679
I see the shitposting is still the same.
>>148411989
Sometimes they post pics that make my dick hard. Guess that's something
>>148412651
Are you that annoyed by some guy saying goodnight to his waifu once a day?
>>148412651
No he was banned for the tentacles stuff.
good morning, /ink/
i fucked marie's face up a bit, drawing without the luxury of an undo button is hard. has anyone played any good matches recently?
>>148413974
BASED DRAWGOD. I hope we can get a whole squad of drawgods together soon!
>>148413974
I just had a sweet Squad with Callieanon.
>>148413974
Faces look fine to me. This is the kind of domestic cute stuff we really need more of, good job
>Swim past enemy
>Swing in their general vicinity
>Kill them instantly
Who the hell designed the Carbon?
>>148414075
fucks sake anon
>>148414226
i saw, it definitely sounded pretty fun from what's in the thread. i'd love to squad sometime but something stupid happened with nnids when i got the digital copy
>>148414778
thank you, domestic squid sisters are the best kind of squid sisters. i always imagined they slept in a bert and ernie kind of set up
>>148415724
>i always imagined they slept in a bert and ernie kind of set up
Draw that. Right now. If that's okay with you.
>>148416090
Seconding this! Please based drawgod! I'll love you so much if you do!
Wow...
Fucking forgot about the drawing
I had so much time
And I used it on Smash and Rhythm Heaven
I want to die
I also forgot about the INKVASION!
>>148417260
Time well spent then.
We probably wouldn't have been able to draw up a four-squid Squad earlier anyway.
>>148417260
I am your biggest fan
Reminder to join the /ink/ Discord https://discord.gg/P2SZ88U
>>148417351
Even if we could fill up a room, I could've 'tried' to make an effort
Also I could've probably taken more lessons and put more detail with my drawings with the time in the morning.
I'm just shit at schedules
>>148417871
It's in the OP luv.
>>148418045
Thanks, Tracer
>>148417871
nah I'm good
good
night
/ink/
love you
>>148419406
Good night
Sleep tight
Don't let the bed bugs bite your tits
>>148419487
are you calling me fat anon
>>148407487
If the face didn't look like it was hit with a hammer this would be a pretty good picture
>>148420428
...No... No it would not.
>>148417871
I'm banned.
who /dual squelcher/ here
This thing was made for carrying in turf war
>>148421492
It's feels so much worse than the N-Zap despite being the same but with more range
>>148421818
Gotta run that swim speed. It's coverage gives it insane mobility than the other shooters
>>148421920
I'll try that
It has harsh competition with the SSP though
Squads anyone
>>148424052
Depends what the next rotation looks like, there's only fifteen minutes left.
>>148424150
Walleye Mackeral Zones
So no one wants to moan about the zone with me
>>148425224
What rank? I don't want to derank you when we lose. If we get two more for a full one I'll join you
>>148425224
>>148425507
Standing by as a 3rd. Can we get one more?
>>148425620
Yeah I'll join in in about twenty minutes. Who do I add?
>>148425687Yulwei
>>148425787
Cool, sent.
>>148426013
Accepted
That's 2 guaranteed. What about the other 2
>>148426143
On my way, gotta boot up the wii u to send the request
>>148426293
Demon?
>>148426143
On my way now.
SQUADS UP
2/4
>>148426417
>>148426143
>>148426417
No, just sent mine now
>>148426664
Accepted get in here
Spaceman
TWHYNOT
END
Let's do this
>>148426738
I haven't played with an elite team of squids in a while so forgive me if I'm awful
>>148426810
I guess we have to rejoin.
>>148426852
Yup I came back and there was no squad there
>>148426823
Don't be, I'm only in S+ by the skin of my teeth. I am not great.
You'll have to drop out and join again, Spaceman.
>>148426885
My bad. I forgot I had the setting on Appear Offline.
This must be the first time in many, many months that we've filled a squad at this of the day.
I'm proud, who was saying /ink/ was dead?
>>148426946
Everybody was.
I'm not killing anything, but I'm throwing a lot of bombs.
These matches make my heart go doki doki
>>148427463
Well, it's working. Keep it up!
>>148427463
It's definitely those filthy japs' fault with their lag
Those Neo Splashes were scary
I shouldn't have asked for Walleye
Whose fucking idea was it to give the Mini Splatling the Tri-Sloshers set?
I forgot how cancerous Zink Mini was
So is Bubbler the meta again since Kraken got nerfed
>>148428080
I thought they were both nerfed?
>>148428080
Bubbler got nerfed too, no?
We've fought a Zink Mini every single gane now.
We're getting beaten so hard it's transcended normal violence and feels like a sexual assault
>>148428115
>>148428127
Clearly not as hard since I've seen 2 Krakens since I came back and a shitload of bubblers
>>148428592
Port is such bullshit. I miss Triggerfish.
>>148428625
You've gotta pull out the e-litre on port and just put the no fun allowed lock down on mid.
Why am I still playing this game? I hate it so much.
>>148428949
it's like a drug
Throw us a sympathy trisquad again.
I'm starting to lose hope.
Whoever said Japs Squidbagging is sportsmanlike is retarded.
>>148428592
At least we still make some money when we don't get knocked out.
We couldn't kill one of them...
Those blasters tagteaming was an interesting strat. One of them would always get a oneshot so accuracy became moot
Are we carrying on or has everyone had their fill
>>148429617
I just lost connection to the squad for some reason, so if you're forced into a tri I'm sorry
I'll go for one more guys, I'm losing my mind here.
Ah well, gg's.
Good games squad. I'd be up for another round later today if we can get a full one again. Until next time.
So what I've learnt from all this is that a wired connection makes no differnce and either I'm exactly as shit as I seemed back in the wireless days or latency is unaffected by your connection type. Inkzooka shots still bend, players still survive with zero defence up against more than enough hits and the Zone/Tower still has difficulty recognising it's been captured or neutralised
>>148430570
But it's just so """""""""""""""fun"""""""""""""""
Tried to get a squad photo but your squids are incredibly uncooperative
GGs END, Twhynot and Spaceman. It started better than it ended
>>148430864
Thanks for having me. Maybe we can play again later today for more laggy fun
Eastern...
...Western
>>148431207
Mediocre teen/adult player
>>148431325
Child player or mediocre teen
>>148388053
No one talks about ears enough these days. Can we talk about ears? Thanks.
>>148430864
Yeah good games, it was fun despite the beating.
Hopefully this proves /ink/ isn't quite as dead as they say.
>>148431484
Inkling 'ears' are actually their fins. They're most likely much more sensitive than ears would be.
>>148431628
They look a lot like ears tho. And are positioned on their head a lot like them.
And judging from where they put their headphones and stuff, they probably also work a lot like them.
>>148431936
They're also shaped and positioned in the same way Squid fins are. If anything they're both.
>>148431936
>headphones actually work
>not just a fashion accessory developed by squids who saw ancient human writing and pictures
>>148431484
i like how callies ears point up and maries ears droop down
>>148431325
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYo
>>148413974
As a fellow drawanon, is good to see your traditional stuff.
>>148415706
Sheldon, duh
I wish there was a prompt to tell your team 'my Special is ready'. It's one thing Overwatch did right.
>>148435313
Or make the automatic notification stick around longer.
Anyone still monitor Sepia Go? have they announced Octolings?
>>148436771
Yes, they have removed Inklings as main characters and replaced them with Octolings, so they've technically already made Splatoon 2.
You better go play that and never post here again.
>>148437262
why do you have to be mean? just want to be Friends
>>148435313
Splatoon does that, actually. Once when someone is using their special, a notification appears under your special meter, where it says who's doing it, and what special is being used.
Hosting Squads!
Any rank/weapon welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>148438401
Yes, if only you could tell your team when you had it ready, or announce when you were about to use it.
>>148439117
Still hosting. Can't see any open squads
>>148440059
Just filled
Callie with a ponytail!
>>148440059
You can join now
Callie with pigtails!
>wii u can't connect
I want to squad ;_;
>>148421818
Yeah, that's true... But it's so much better! The range is good enough to trash the splattershot and dynamo shitters and if you stack run speed you literally run circles around sspros, 96 gals, and such
>>148442124
>>148442331
that reminds me i gotta get caught up on pixiv art
>>148444629
There's a shitton of it mate.
>>148444714
>Nintendo is releasing the NES again
>No splatoon games announced
