SPEED edition
>ESA
- European Meetup / Marathon in Växjö, Sweden, July 23rd - 31st
- http://europeanspeedsterassembly.com/
- https://twitter.com/esamarathon
>Resources
- speedrun.tv
- speedrun.com
- tasvideos.org
nerds
>>148237685
I'm honestly insulted.
Learning Hexen 1 day at a time.
Narci.
someone should speedrun Inside
where were you when speed was kill
>>148294401
why? that game was fucking shit. should have been a 9,99 game but instead it was 20 freaking us dollars
anime runnin this bitch
>>148294495
Not like you would have paid $10 for it either you underage
Hi, I was wondering if evilsnurdeeps still hung around here. Please respond, thanks!
>>148294125
I really hope that this is a desperate troll and not a culturally Marxist furry tranny looking for attention in the wrong place.
>>148294401
Inside what? Your boyhole?
/srg/ my boys, it's over, i've been hit with a critical exposure, we had a good run, but i won't recover
see you on the other side
>>148294605
puzzle platformer, even though it's pretty easy nobody here will attempt it because nobody here actually runs anything
Who run the Skullmonkey
>>148294746
I'd rather speedrun desert bus desu
>>148294606
who is we?
>>148294606
Who and what?
>>148295642
guy that claimed multiple wrs with spliced runs so i made videos proving they were spliced, he deleted all his runs, then he was quiet for about 7 months, until he came back with these comments and a new run that's privated so nobody can watch it
who /v/ here?
>>148294606
GerbsYa
turok erp
Slayer I downloaded the Turok cracks you listed and it flagged a trojan what the FUCK
>>148296273
>trusting slayer
is beneziaa still a cutie?
Is doggy still a deddy?
>>148296491
>still
she never was
>>148296273
it's a steam crack they'll all result in false flags
>>148296602
uh.
>>148296737
>granny shit
get taste fag
>>148296737
is that caleb with lipstick on?
>>148296856
>>148296879
shut up!
>>148297256
he's kind of cute I guess
>>148296684
Aite fixed that. How the fuck do I install this shit now
>>148297256
it must be really depressing for duke to see pics of thineziaa and know she simultaneously gave up and settled
>>148297649
why would you play Duke Nukem over Bio Menace
>>148298303
>tranny
>plays horde
This checks out
It's crazy how uncomfy pie's stream has become since he moved into the collective house. This will honestly be his downfall if he doesn't move back into his parents house.
>>148294565
I like to meme, too.
So I'm learning Hexen, what speedgame are you all learning?
After 2+ years of posting here I finally have decent enough internet to stream.
Expect a speedrunning stream sometime soon bois~! :3cNobody has any idea who i am ;)
>>148298725
DEWD
Caleb being REAL transphobic rn
>>148299061
looking forward to it
>>148299213
watch by next agdq he's going to be calling himself Kelly and wearing jean shorts
>>148299213
Probably since he's salty he fell for a trans girl who outed him as a cheater to his girlfriend he was cheating on, but who knows. desu
>>148299617
was she at least passing
>>148299724
It was me the whole time.
thread is shit
>>148300036
AW SUNAVA BETCH
>>148300315
awwshucks
What speedgames are people playing? I'm learning Hexen a level a day.
So far I have the opening level, the first hub almost perfect aside from the sequence break which just needs practicing, and most of the second hub worked out.
>>148299061
why did you spoiler?
>>148294565
>>148294125
>I really hope that this is a desperate troll and not a culturally Marxist furry tranny looking for attention in the wrong place.
You're 100% spot-on. They were avatar-fagging months ago when they were running some MechWarrior game, and it now it looks like they're back. This is who you share a thread with., and here's their time in MechWarrior if anyone feels like doing some BTFO'ing.
http://www.speedrun.com/user/Mewyabby
Oh boy, THE KevinDDR of GDQ fame is playing Tetris again after having retired from it. Who would have seen that coming?
>>148301519
jesus christ
>>148301678
kevinddr is based as fuck. glad he's not retiring
>"retiring" from a hobby
>>148301990
in total fairness id put withhelde up to like 10
>>148302053
Yeah?
Any hobby that requires a significant time and/or money sink you can retire from. I've retired from TCG/CCG because it costs too much fuckin money
>>148301990
sagev3 is missing from this list
>>148302168
You can't retire from a hobby
>>148301990
wheres superaliceinwonderland and MissFantastic? both trannies mods in Stiv's stream
>>148302248
>you can't do that thing people do
Do you mean figuratively?
>>148302359
No I'm just saying that hobbies aren't things you retire form
Don't you realize how fucking stupid you sound saying shit like that?
is there anything less comfy than streamers who try to correct the behavior of their chat
>>148302705
a chat that has nothing but shitters (i.e. slayer's chat)
>>148302705
men who pretend to be women
>>148302419
But people do it all the time
Why are you so upset that people are using a word you don't like? Is retire one of your triggers?
>>148302705
steams that have a "no backseat gaming" rule and ban for swearing
>>148303043
I'm cool with that, if I wanted help I'd look at a faq. It can certainly be rage inducing to watch when someone is missing something so blatantly in front of them, or having trouble with something when they've picked up the tools that would make it trivial to pass.
>>148301921
>>148301990
>>148301519
Aww come on guys, I eat a meal then I bumble about in speedrunning. Is it that wrong? Should I stream on charturbate instead?
Also I think you'd have more trouble than you'd expect beating my MW4 time.
>its an ugly tranny attention whore episode
>>148304323
is that considered photorealistic in the anime?
Anyone interesting streaming?
No trannies please.
pootaku put Jak And Daxter on their best runs of SGDQ
>>148305070
There's an aussie speed marathon going on:
https://horaro.org/ausspeedrunmarathon
I wonder which games are worth looking out for
>>148305070
maxylobes
>>148305261
what a bunch of cunts. Already has a better vibe than 90% of sgdq
>>148305070
calebhart42 is still making smrpg his bitch
>>148305261
Winchester is gonna play a ton of games.
Can anyone explain to me how "social eating" is acceptable on twitch but everything else that's not playing a game is not?
>>148299061
based behemoth
>>148306621
corporate and other outside interests paying amazon money to introduce new acceptable categories
>>148306621
>>148306621
First they delete JTV.
Then they say "don't do the things that you used to do in JTV, only games here"
Then "ok do all that JTV shit you want".
Would Song of the Deep make a good speedgame? Metroidvania games are generally fun to watch.
>>148306672
i would laugh my ass off
Can someone explain why so many high profile speedrunners are trannies? Is there something in the controller plastic that does this if you play 16 hours a day?
>>148306871
it's nothing like JTV dude
pretty sure they only did social eating because it's so big in korea
>>148308280
name 5 speedrunners who are high profile and are trans
former speedrunners don't count
>>148308417
And it gives streamers a way to get donations with amazon $% instead of paypal $%
>>148308280
No, you are putting the cart before the horse. It's not that they are trans and then start streming speedruns it's that they stream some speedruns but aren't getting the views and donations so they come out as trans for the easy attention.
I want kungfufruitcup to experience genuine fucked up tragedy so she can stop her cutesy singsong babytalk bullshit and realize she's not 8 years old anymore
I'm tired of hearing her try to make cutesy high pitched voices like she's in a Ghibli or disney movie singing lullabies to her viewers but all that comes out is a breathy raspy hoarse voice because her throat is shit and she can't sing (see: her pathetic attempts at previous GDQs)
what do you say bros
>>148308652
seek help
>>148308652
o_o
>>148305261
Shame the game audio is a second or so behind.
>>148309192
yeah that's why I'm posting here
anybody got any ideas how to get this done?
HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:
We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion
Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)
Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.
I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre
Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)
If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.
>>148309613
who is we?
>>148309613
fuck off
>>148309613
Am I still allowed to post here?
Reminder, proto is literally getting partner because of sgdq
>our girl narci streamin'
>no webcam
what the heck
>>148310208
don't stress so much about the super mutants bro
they're almost all predisposed towards suicide so the problem will eventually fix itself
>>148310421
Nothing about her is super aside from WAAAAH.
>>148310208
reminder, you're a faggot
people are praising the jak n daxter tun for being some kind of old gdq thing? for sticking it to staff and having fun?
you guys realize staff was literally feeding memes to patty to say because they realized bonesaw was wasted and wanted to keep him occupied so he wouldn't say dumb shit.
>>148311128
what do you mean by "you guys"?
I just want Cosmo back. Those wind waker streams were the best man.
>>148311604
the wind waker streams stopped in like early 2014, way before any of this
>>148310352
does >she even do any speedrun related things?
>>148312270
no
mostly smash and super mario maker
>>148301990
CRONIKEYS IS NOT A TRANNY FUCK YOU FUXK YOU FUXK YOU SHE IS MY WIFE AND WE LOVE EACH OTHER STOP CALLING HER A TRANNY SHE IS A REAL WOMAN YOU DON'T KNOW STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
>>148312934
cronikeys is an attention whoring tranny and you're getting played you omega male
>tfw kinda want to start speedrunning
>but there's like a 50% chance of being turned into a tranny
is there a way to manipulate the rng here
>>148312934
lol
>>148313039
NO NO NO. NO NO NO N ON O NO TOU ARE WRONG SHE LOVES.ME SJES A REAL WOMAN YOU DON'T KNOW THAT STOP STOP STOOOOOOP!
>>148313048
if you do the soylent skip it's basically guaranteed you won't become trans
>>148312768
what's the viewcount like? is it still sub only?
>>148312934
who is we?
>>148313374
85, no idea because I have no intention of watching tranny supporter chat.
>>148313048
don't run mario, zelda or playstation platformers and you'll be fine
Somehow Sonic runners are usually really cool, especially modern Sonic. Also anything that requires a lot of spatial reasoning or quick hand eye coordination like character action (DMC, Bayonetta,) FPS or stuff like Trauma Center wont be run by women or trans.
>>148313048
you can death abuse to reset the RNG seed to ensure you get stuck on a better life in a parallel universe
>>148313374
rn it's 70something
other times it hovers around 200 - 300
can we remove all the speedtrannies and replace them with speedtwinks desu
>>148264051
you mean bunch of nobodies with no life like you who are also socially and mentally retarded? then yes, fucking dumbass
>>148313585
who is we?
>>148313607
thanks for the late response!
>>148313607
please dont be rude to the thread bicycle
>>148313585
>all the
I'm still waiting to hear someone answer if they can name 5 relevant ones and again, former runners don't count.
>>148313404
MY WIFE CRONIKEYS AND I OBVIOUSLY YOU NEED TO RECOGNIZE THE STATEMENT STRUCTURE
Beezy dropping by with a friendly reminder of who really runs this shit.
>>148313780
why are you yelling?
>>148313703
fuck off useless shit
>>148313730
bicycle? is that because everyone gets a ride on his tight little ass? i figured, what more use he can have out of his life other than being a cum dump, pathetic fag
>>148313585
twinks are even more obnoxious than trannies
>>148313793
who?
>>148313891
how can someone who has to post anonymously about how much they dislike someone call someone else pathetic lmao
>>148313730
*tricycle
>>148309613
again, just like last thread. you forgot a major part.
Thirdly, prepare for the HUGE announcement August 1, 2016.
>A HUGE announcement will be revealed on August 1, 2016 that will flip the speedrunning community upside down.
>>148313891
i wish :/
>>148313793
I can honestly say a major benefit to not attending ESA this year will be I will avoid le ebin beezy maymay xD
this thread fuckin sucks
What do you guys feel is the most comfy speedtime?
I like somewhere around 40-90 minutes. Over 2 hours feels too long and under 30 minutes feels too quick for me
>>148315087
what do you mean by "you guys"?
>>148315087
Ever time is comfy when it's(you)streaming :3
>>148315149
all yall fellers
>>148315193
why did you spoiler?
>>148315087
15min-2hours is optimal speedgame time imo.
>>148315193
ive never streamed a run, just a casual playthrough of SH2 and 4
>>148315087
everything under 90 minutes is acceptable
>>148315087
20 mins to 90 mins
this is the only answer
>>148315518
under 20 minutes there's basically no room for improvement
>>148315087
zfgs oot hundo streams are comfy incarnate
>>148315596
theres always room for improvement the time save will just be smaller
also with shorter games you can do a bunch of runs in one sitting which is fun and resets suck less
>>148313906
yea but they're easier on the eyes
Do you guys have a poster here that goes on rants about speedrunning being ruined by trans acceptance
Just keeping tabs on the guy
>>148316315
not really, there's people who bitch or make thinly veiled /pol/ posts but you can't tell if they really believe that bullshit or are just shitposting and they aren't rants really
nothing worse than you see in twitch chat or other places kids congregate
>>148315469
Why would you only stream the bad KCET SH games?
>>148314085
>>148314587
shut up, pathetic perma virgins
someone post the bonesaw suck an egg dork picture
>>148316572
projection lol
>>148316315
what do you mean by "you guys"?
GUYS FEASEL FF1 STREAMS ARE BACK
get ready for comfiest comfy rpg stream in history
>>148317497
>FF
>WER attempts
>No Resets
>Glitchless
Is he that desperate for views or is he trying too hard to be funny with his titles?
>>148317942
it's just the old sda category
glitched takes like 5 minutes and is nothing but running stairs up and down to underflow some values
>>148318229
According to the leaderboards you are referring to the Famicom category.
For NES they unironically separate RTA and single segment. Your husbando a pathetic SDA oldboi desperate for relevancy.
I wish I could get a guy as cute as him.
>>148319306
>that cable mess
Why is this allowed?
>>148319732
get a shiv in the back if you complain
>>148319306
i wish i could get a guy as cute as caleb
>>148319732
>professional tech crew
they probably just trying to maximize setup times so they can read more donations, play ads and talk about their sponsors
>run on the unpatched version of the game
>talk shit about the programming skills of the devs while he plays on the version right before they patched the exploits
guess the streamer
also im glad i left this shit autistic community
https://www.twitch tv/ausspeedrunmarathon
ourboi werster next
>>148312270
he doesnt even play games anymore
https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/752708829117181952
>>148320641
>talk shit about the programming skills of the devs
someone actually does that? who?
>>148320641
>releasing a broken game because "we can just patch it later after the players beta test for us lmao"
>acceptable in any way
http://www.strawpoll.me/10735804
Important not speed poll
>>148320641
we already know who (You) are >>148319483
>>148320983
>>148321028
who is we?
>>148320993
i'll take any platformer over and RPG
>>148320983
if older consoles had updates, almost every game would have been patched
fuck off literal retard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We
>>148319483
>there are people that STILL ask why speedrunners run Japanese versions
Jesus Christ, they're retarded
>>148321253
>there are people that STILL speedrun
Jesus Christ get a fucking life you pathetic piece of dogshit
>>148321241
that's a really nice baseless claim you have there
name one person who runs OoT who's not a piece of shityou can'tthey don't exist
>>148321398
thats expected though since nintendo fanbase is just shit in general
>>148321329
Buzz off /v/irgin. Just like you look down on casuals, we look down on you. You are the casuals to speedrunners. Show some respect to your superiors.
>>148321149
aite ill go live after I finish eating
>>148321487
/v/ here, first time on /srg/
is this post >>148321487 ironic? or are you faggots this delusional?
>>148321473
Sonic has the most fucking autistic fanbase in the world but somehow every runner for Sonic is cool as shit
>>148321398
pydoyks was the only pure and cool oot runner
>>148321595
He's ironic or an idiot, it's just videogames
>>148321637
tfw no bertin shadow the hedgehog speedrun stream
It's not really fair to judge an entire game's community based on its bad apples desu.
>>148321839
it is if we're talking sm64
>>148321839
there are no notable SM64 or OoT runners who are alive and not shitty people
>>148321839
Name ONE good dude in the oot community
/v/ here
What happened to Siglemic? He was the only speedrunner i ever watched.
I follow him on twitch and hes never online anymore, just one time when he was online he was playing a shitty game and had 12 viewers... what happened?
He used to have 10k on twitch.
>>148322067
He stopped speedrunning and started estrogen
>>148322092
WHAT? So he and Cosmo went full retard together... fuck man, thats sad.
>>148321487
>>148321926
who is we?
>>148322162
siglemic isn't on estro
he just stopped speedrunning, took a massive break, and then returned to streaming without making a big scene about it. no one watches him anymore because he streams runescape and other stuff. i don't think he gives a shit, he doesn't seem to take streaming seriously.
>>148322067
he started streaming regularly again but no speedruns just melee, typing, sc2 etc
Anyone watching the Aussie Marathon this weekend?
>>148322067
someone said that he had a qt asian gf, but she cucked him and he went into depression and couldnt speedrun anymore
poor guy
>>148322476
watching it right now
werster fucking up sonic 2
>>148322298
we the community
>>148321595
Speedrunners are objectively better at your favorite game than you are. It's just a fact. Sorry if that hurts your feelings.
>>148321595
Long-time reader, first-time poster?
>>148321595
only when someone who doesn't speedrun or do anything special in a game starts trying to tell me something about it that's either wrong or something I already know
>>148322162
yeah it is as >>148322315 said, I was just fucking with you
>>148321595
what do you mean by "you faggots"?
>>148322549
Wow he really is. Poor guy.
>>148322476
Yea
Just opened the thread to mention werster was on since I know some of you idolize him
>>148322067
Streaming money couldn't pay off his diaper fetish.
Werster missed the bus
>>148323468
Oh god that was pretty funny.
can we talk about how f is a total fucking gayboi now? he even has (26 days to n) in his damned twitter name
i remember when he was a pureboi barely using a mic playing mm ;_;
>>148323661
who
>>148322476
I am, but it's a shame they fucked up a number of things, in particular it seems to be a 30fps stream and the game audio is lagged by a second or so.
>>148323468
werster get your licence.
>>148321967
zfg is the purest speedgod there is (now that sig has stopped)
explain how he isn't
>>148323661
who is we?
>>148323874
Squid
>>148323692
fniure
>>148323886
you is we
>>148323942
why did you spoiler?
>>148323939
can you STOP MEMING for ONE SECOND!! god!!
>>148323942
Oh I see
Yeah he used to be quite alright but now he's even posting shirtless pics on twitter like I couldn't kick his ass lmao
>>148323984
why didn't you?
>>148320993
The results are in
speedrun.tv/jangbang__
D
E
A
>>148327821
A D in every cute boi butthole.
D
>>148328000
TRIPS CONFIRMS IT
>>148313607
mad desu
Lmao I killed the thread
>all these upcoming multi hour runs
TFW I have to work and be a productive adult.
At least I can always come to /srg/ to talk about speedgaming!
Running shadowwood until it's good, then going to figure out how to heresiarch seminary. All this and more later on tonight.
>>148329643
Good luck speedfriend
>>148328556
thanks for the late response!
>>148328683
I'll watch wersters runs, but the others are a toss up, leaning towards not because fuck the rest of those games.
>>148322476
>2nd rate speedrunners
As always, no.
>>148330429
thanks for the late response!
>>148328556
shut up already
>opening the disc tray to skip FMVs which have no player input shouls be banned because it is manipulating the hardware
>uses a spoon to mash easier with
LOL?
>>148330429
The MG:R run was good and so were the DKC runs. If you aren't interested in a marathon then that's that but its hardly different from any other. The WR holder or the 5th best time is still gonna play it safe and make mistakes that would normally be a reset but they continue because of the marathon setting.
>>148301990
why did you delete?
>>148321243
Am i dyslexic if i was laughing for about 20 seconds how "We" redirects to "Me"?
>>148332676
Namedrop here I love these please never stop.
>>148332676
what % of the "speedrun community" do you think are lgbt and/or furry?
