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News:
>Daddy is gone, he left us for Beamdog
>Gameplay trailer for Obsidian's new RPG Tyranny now out
>B&W is here, new patch just released
>New ME trailer, along with new info. Most of the leaked stuff appears to be true
>Master Chris Avellone is writing an FPS or something
>Josh Sawyer gave a talk at GDC about RPG stats (not that modern Bioware games have stats) and discusses Baldur's Gate and Pillars of Eternity mechanics a good bit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvyrEhAMUPo
Andromeda info: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw
Dragon Age Shit:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/sLhvksnE
>DA:O Mods
http://pastebin.com/UFaZuPsv
>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>http://www.dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.
>Where is my Warden?
Promoting democratic control of the means of production
>Yar I'm a piratefag, help me break the law!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzqpBc4MrAMXY0h3NGh1dVduYmc/view
http://daitools.freeforums.org/save-game-editor-t421.html
>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
http://dagnaart.imgur.com
>/dag/ booru
http://dagna.booru.org/index.php
>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpLTcxoK7Hs
Friendly reminder to never give up on your foreskin
This post is dedicated to Solas
When the Dragon's Dogma PTSD hits
This post is dedicated to Dragon's Dogma quest designer. What a faggot, I swear.
I hope you've been flossing your teeth daily!!
>>148236062
That shit does nothing, there is nothing inbetween my teeth
>>148235948
Do you mean the escort missions or having to gather 20 rare items to see the actual ending?
>>148236137
Yes there is you disgusting beast
Only snobs floss!
>>148236201
Wakestones aren't rare in the everfall tho
Optionally you could kill the online Ur-Dragon for all 20 at once, ezpz!
I won't kiss you if you don't floss!!!!
>>148236392
>playing online
Uh... normie much?
>>148236201
Mostly how to take a walk and not to fail tens of plot important quests. I never spend so much time with wikia just to not fuck up some shitty quests in any RPG.
>>148236464
Resting and checking if someone borrowed your pawn is the ultimate thrill!
>>148236692
The thought that someone didn't like my pawn used to give me legit anxiety
Fuck this normie-friendly game...
>>148236769
Morri got an average of 4 stars in everything at least...
>>148236769
Anon.. please take a step back and look at what you've typed. I get anxiety over stupid shit too, but blaming someone else for it doesn't make sense.
>>148237536
Are you 100% done with the game?
>Play through Dragon Age II for the first time a year and a half ago
>Constantly bully and abuse Merill
>Think she's a fucking idiot for keeping the Eluvian around
>Kill her clan
>Mock her for living with rats
I'm on my second playthrough right now, and I've just realized that Merill is right about everything, and everyone was just doubting her talents. And that doubt makes her pre-destined to fail. It's also a bit disturbing how a human is poking his nose so much into Elven business. It comes off as patronizing and racist.
>>148238729
I defeated this faggot and afaik there is no stronger boss or anything. There is still minor quest stuff I haven't done, but meh.
Playing the story again isn't fun either because everything dies when I just look at it at this point. I guess I can try unarmed combat.
>>148239418
I like Merrill's design and how she's dedicated to her goal instead of being a wishy washy manchild like Sebastian, Fenris or Isabela. However, the randumb banter is fucking terrible
Wow, that's a real bargain, they go for like 40 silvers in The Pearl if I remember correctly
everyone post a hair selfie right now!
>>148244113
"No"
>>148244247
or else...!
Got a massive urge to replay Origins Tbh lads. The camp is so fucking comfy.
Tis humid in my tent
Why is Dwarf commoner the least-played Origin?
>>148243696
Prostitution ages you dramatically.
>>148245594
cuz dwarves are lame as fuck
>you will never see the Hero of Ferelden appear again
>>148245664
>Byzantine Politics
>Non dwarfy-dwarfs
How are they lame?
>>148244871
It is very comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXNvDzlXqSA
>>148245641
She also lives in the slums and eats lichen, I imagine Denerim and Kirkwall "courtesans" live in much better conditions
>>148245594
Because the dwarf noble one is better
>>148245860
Dwarf commoners don't have any politics though, you just run around with Leske and then get in trouble with Jarvia
Jarvia's fight is pure fucking suffering, she should turn away from the life of crime and start soloing broodmothers for a living
>61 year old mommy being added to overwatch
!!!
>>148235558
Daily reminder than the intended canon of all canons,a.k.a the Human male noble origin was terminated because most members of the original team of writers have resigned from their positions because of "creative differences" with the lead designers of the Dragon Age project.
Instead of having a cohesive story-line and a likable protagonist with whom we could establish a solid connection,they've decided to promote that Dalish monstrosity as the default preset for all future Dragon Age installments to come.
>>148239516
I didn't fully understand what he even was but I wasn't thinking hard either.
>>148249095
But Dalish Origin is good.
>>148248482
>>148249095
There is literally nothing wrong with being Dalish, shem
>>148249229
It's not,mostly because it's highly unlikely,even for a fantasy world.No Human faction would ever unite behind the banner of a non-Human leader,especially if he/she is of Dalish origin.
>>148249709
Nobody is following the warden until Awakening, that's why you have to go fetch Eamon
>>148249709
No one is uniting under the banner of the Warden.
The Warden is just going places, fixing shit up and then asking for armies. Never leads or commands, just that one speech at the end of the game. Otherwise Eamon leads everything, and Alistair if you make him.
>>148249050
Is it such a casul gaem..?
>>148249096
I think hewas in the process of becoming a dragon, just like Grigori who was once humanwhich is a bit strange because he was a lot stronger than him in this early state already.
>>148249573
Are you sure about that?
>>148249851
That is a different scenario and yes,they are uniting under the leadership of the Warden,at least during the battle of Denerim.Also,Aemon is there to depose the political hegemony of Teryn Loghain in the capital city of Ferelden and to secure further support for your cause.
>>148249095
>Namefag posting stupid shit
I'm shocked
>>148249913
Not entirely true,the armies that have responded the call might have been led by their lords and commanders,but they've ultimately answered to the surviving Wardens who've united them against the Blight in the first place.
>>148250938
one of those wardens is Alistaira human
>>148250617
Care to elaborate?
>>148251326
It starts with saying that there is a canon or that human noble ever was considered as such
>suffering for half an hour
>replace Zevran with Shale
>kill everyone with little trouble
Starting to see the benefits of using her now, anon was right
>>148251696
Dalish Elf is the canon
>>148252451
I'm a massive elf-fag but I think they only made it default because it's the one that has the most relevance in DA2. Dalish elves are also probably the most newbie friendly because you can feel justified in asking stuff like "what's a templar"
>>148253035
But they have their own bizarre culture, and dwarves know very little about the surface world too
>>148253106
Yes, but Orzammar takes up like 1/5 of the game and you never re-visit your starting area as a dalish elf. Nature of the Beast is mostly about furries, not elves too
Reminder that oatmeal > corn flakes
>Go to Orzammar
>Get Oghren
>Go to the Tower
>Get Wynne
>Go to the Brecilian forest
>Get nowhere
Fuck you, Bioware. I only wanted an Elven companion.
What's this, a shemkin?
>>148254847
Zevran...
>>148254847
you got zevran :^)
fucking hate him tbqh
>>148254990
>>148255035
Flat-Ears don't count. If you made Zevran a human, nothing would've changed. His assassin identity matters more.
fuckin hate elves
>>148254393
>>148255338
me - the rock
you - the duck
>>148255035
I'm not the biggest fan either but there are worse rogues in the series
>>148255132
His mom was a Dalish elf and he considered joining them, and he's also the only companion you can inquire about elves. So I'd say he counts as the obligatory elf companion
>>148255712
That's a chicken........
Shale is a girl?
>>148255840
shale is a golem
>>148255787
Prove it...
>>148255915
A girl golem
>>148256150
golems can't be girls or boys
they have no peepee or girly place
>>148256270
prove it
>>148256646
>>148255712
see any peepee or girly spot?
no
shale = golem
Let all repeat the Chant of Oppression
Only the Word dispels the darkness upon us
>>148256936
>used to be a female dwarf
>has a crush on Sten
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hO8n1eScUQ
Wandering a snowy forest with waifu...
There's only one way to deal with elves
>>148257256
Seeing your waifu get mutilated by monsters...
Getting blown up......
>>148257279
It would all be easier if humans could accept elf superiority
>>148239516
Do a speedrun :^)
>>148257416
Joining her in the afterlife....
Seen any wardens?
Meredith did nothing wrong.
>>148260331
Why is he so perfect?
>>148261165
>actual daddy
>cheeky banter
>a dwarf
>red hair
>Steve Blum voice
Take your pick...
>>148261628
Other than the voice and the dwarf bit, I would be all in.
>>148261628
Also he's fat and hairy...
>>148261935
Debatable
>>148261805
He'd still have the rampant alcoholism and commitment issues
>>148245671
>>148252373
Why would you ever use Zevran in your party if you're a rogue yourself already? The game NEEDS to have a balanced group or you get fucked really easily. You only really need one good rogue to disarm all the traps and open locks and stuff. Playing with a rogue yourself is easy mode since you can just do that yourself and still backstab the shit out of anything that looks at you funny. You'll still need a healer like Wynne or Morrigan if you make her one and a good tank like Alistair.
>>148263391
The best protagonist tqbh.
Gotta light the fuck out of that lighthouse?
>done
gotta reunite like 4 different groups that hate each other?
>did it
gotta trial that nigga for treason?
>task done
gotta kill the fuck outta that archdemon?
>yeup
gotta rebuild the SHIT out of that keep and kill two bitchin darkspawn?
>completed
gotta chase the FUCK out of thatcutewitch?
>yes sir
and it can all be done with minimum whining and crying, and maximum murder or righteousness, depends on which one you're into
>>148262441
Hm. Not so much.
Alcoholism is a major turnoff.
>>148261935
>banter mentioning his body hair
>actual nude model is the same waxed body everyone else has
. . .
>>148257802
I don't even hate the idea anymore since you can use your old save for max. speed
You also get selene's cute dress as reward.!!
I guess I will slay the dragon and farm some wakestones first
>>148268257
>Hey I'm that fat merchant you bought periapts at, wunsumfug?
Completely forgot about that. I hate this game.
>>148270672
Best boy...
>>148270672
hehehe... whoops!
>shortest height in D'sD give you dorf proportions
>no dorfs anywhere in the world
why........ why............
>>148272301
You can also make an elf but there are no other elves. (Which is good)
>>148272801
I NEVER hire e*f pawns!!!
>>148275438
you're supposed to *st*r*sk vowels only....
>>148275740
***** ***** ****...
>>148275792
stop that RIGHT NOW
>>148275904
****.....!!
The Darkspawn redesigns are so bad.
>last played dark arisen monthes ago
>had a qt female pawn
>loaded it up today
>pawn hired once
>three star ratings all around
. . .
Everyone PLEASE stop abusing asterisks and ellipses.
>>148278802
. . .
>>148278802
f*ck you.....
had driving lessons... for five fucking hours......
>>148280626
Why so long?
>>148281035
they advertise 10 hours of instruction and for some reason decided 5 hours a day was a good idea
>>148280626
I hope you fucked up
>http://bad-dragon.com/products/dukebutt
grigori...
Is T*lp* pure???
>>148281849
hehehe... nope!
Do I really need Wynne?
where's dwarfkin?
where's dwarfkin?
>>148281148
I get frazzled after being in the car for too long. Fuck that show.
tfw cassandra just rejected my lesbo inquisitor
>>148286826
>lesbo inquisitor
kill yourself my man
>>148286898
sue me faggot
>>148286826
Cassy is too pure for this shit.
>>148287341
see you in court
aroused
>>148288552
You're grounded.
>>148288641
fuck you mom
>>148289803
All your shit's going to Goodwill.
Fenris...
>Promoting democratic control over the means of production
Why doesn't it surprise me that a solaswife is a socialist
There's more to these games than romance right?
>>148294660
Depends on if you can get into the setting. You might love or hate the combat
Anon's big heavy balls...
>>148294870
>heavy balls
That's a sign of cancer...
>>148295104
Solaswives hiding in your testicles...
>>148295247
That's hot
https://youtu.be/yqZxcLGYVUc
>>148294660
There's a lot of lore if you're willing to look.
I am so afraid, Maker.
But still, I will fight for you.
hullo!
My Leliana just got BLACKED
>>148300683
Bonjour~
>>148301710
That's what happens when you finger Josephine
http://orig11.deviantart.net/b819/f/2016/163/4/1/5_by_ogami4-da5zicd.gif
>>148304046
http://orig00.deviantart.net/af83/f/2016/021/f/0/ddda_01_by_ogami4-d9oupvr.gif
>>148304046
Where did the penis go though
>>148305042
uhhh some men don't have peni......
FUCK
everybody's gone again
TIME TO RUMBLE
ugh
>>148242431
AHAHAHAAH
Can I save this one, friend?
>>148281148
thats just bad. much better to do 1-2 a day
i've got blood on my hands... and my scalp
>>148316686
why
>>148317032
scratching until it tears
>>148317125
Wash yourself....
>>148317206
it's too late to wash
>>148317125
i... won't... sleep!!!
>>148318348
Good luck!
>>148251696
Not figuratively,but it was intended to be so,thus having trailers that show a male Human noble as the game' chief protagonist.
>>148286826
Viper,my man.
>>148318510
The trailers don't have much to do with what the "Canon" is, not even much with BioWare itself. Every character looks off as well.
Iirc the inquisitor was a male warrior in the trailers as well. It's just a placeholder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGbsT2XP5xg&feature=youtu.be
>>148318995
They've had a lot to do with it,at least during the time of their release,that is.
>>148319821
Why don't you put a space after your commas? I mean you literally see it written properly in every instance of English writing you can possibly see, even if you don't read books you should pick it up just from reading on the internet like posts on 4chan, it's like you're intentionally writing them incorrectly
>>148320051
It's his stYle ,ok
>>148320051
Because it's a waste of time,especially on a forum which mostly deals with Morrigan' frozen nipples and Cullen' alleged homoerotic affair with Dorian Pavus,the fruity mage.
>>148320431
That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard. You wouldn't even be here if you cared about wasting your time.
>>148319241
popped a stiffy
Burn the namefag. Shame. Shame. Shame. *dingdong*
>>148320686
Categorically false,because I have a lot of free time to spare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnQm5Erpft4
Roadhog
http://boards.barachan.org/2D/src/1468408122775-1.png
http://boards.barachan.org/2D/src/1468408122775-0.png
>>148320431
>Morrigan' frozen nipples
If you don't keep them warm... you'are a horrible husbando
>>148324664
A nipple that's not erect is a waste of a nipple
Hey...
HEY
>>148327171
WHAT
>>148327197
Hi!
>>148327319
Hello :3
>>148293606
>not being a trans-Frankfurt School, Guevara-passing Marxkin
>>148264152
The only other companions in my roster at this point are Leliana, Sten and Dog, and I find that they are too much of a drain on health poultices. We do alright in more open maps with me as a melee rogue, Morrigan, Zevran and a tank. I gave Zevran a good bow and he does reliable damage with fire/ice arrows. He'll be an actually good secondary damage dealer after I make him a bard, I like how archers don't have the disadvantage of doing friendly fire.
As for this particular fight, the strategy I used was sending the tank to the enemies, casting force field on them, and showering the battlefield with fireballs and bombs, but Morrigan kept dying because Alistair can't hold aggro properly yet. So having two tanks (one to serve as a meat...rock...shield, the other to protect her) really helped
>>148313678
G-go ahead?
Seen any ELVES?
>>148329368
HAHAHAHA
Um
>>148317125
For what reason?
>>148330694
they might have OCD
>>148320431
A thread, you mean?
>>148330380
I... actually like the eyecolor
>>148330694
Picking at scabs is one of life's ultimate pleasures
>>148331571
Anon...
>>148331996
Blue/purple and amber looks aesthetic, what can I see
>>148330842
The namefag?
>>148331949
K.
I like to grab into my pants and then sniff on the hand extensively
>>148332692
That's pretty gross
>>148332734
Superfly.
>>148332573
the mental illness...
>>148332692
Who doesn't
>>148332851
Thank you for your clarification. What would I do without you?
>>148333229
you'd die from loneliness
>>148332826
Could someone decipher this please?
>>148333465
i believe it says 'Superfly.' sweetheart
>>148333537
Oh I see thank you
GIRRIFFISSU
I had a dream last night I was a mage in Kirkwall. I met Knight-Commander Meredith, and I forced her to hold hands with me.
She was disgusted and angry, but I told her I'd kill her if she didn't.
>>148333806
Oh anon
>>148333806
Anon did nothing wrong
>>148333308
>all that time alone
Heaven.
>>148333465
It was a movie from ten plus years ago where the main character did something similar.
>>148335423
I guess your husband doesn't scratch and sniff in front of you
So the Dalish Warden was exposed to Darkspawn taint before becoming a warden.
Are these wardens any different from those that don't get the taint?
I imagine the Dalish warden has a closer connection to Darkspawn than Alistair, and that could be useful.
>>148336494
I don't think prior exposure does anything, Bethany and Carver were half ghouls before getting picked up by Stroud but they aren't anything special
>>148336612
To be fair, Bethany and Carver are mediocrities that will never be anything special.
>mfw people get angry at the Wardens in inquisition
Nigga that's 5 times they saved your asscheeks. That's a 5-1 on saving the world vs nearly ending it.
Anyone who banished or wanted the Wardens banished is OBJECTIVELY wrong.
>>148336985
Bioware should've just made the main characters all Wardens.
You know what, this pisses me off. In Mass Effect 1, being a Specter was a huge deal.
But by 2, everyone stopped caring about intergalactic space cops.
Uh... guys? We're in the middle of the deep roads, there's nothing but spiders and dwarves who like to grab into their pants and then sniff on the hand extensively here
>>148336985
>only solas and cole greatly disapprove of making them allies
Speaks for itself
>>148337883
Why does Solas hate the Wardens. I thought he was supposed to be smart
>>148335423
>Heaven.
you don't mean that....
Let's summon a horrific, bloated demon who embodies the hubris of man!
>>148338391
He gives you gold, though
>>148338832I was just making fun of tripfag asunder
>take the reward
>no bad consequences
He's a good boy
>>148337585
Maybe the thaig has a section that is thinner earth near a chantry or singing above them. The cave amplifies the sound or something?
>>148338368
Do you not still find yourself lonely in the company of others?
What went wrong?
>>148338391
Makes you wonder if it's not a recipe for creation aside from the quest.
>>148339271
Pride.
>>148339189
>Maybe the thaig has a section that is thinner earth near a chantry or singing above them.
I think that it's actually Haven comments firing at the wrong place because there's a chantry in that map, no idea why this is happening though
>>148339271
The population of pride demons suddenly became dumb brutes despite being highly intelligent in the previous games?
>>148339491
It was probably just being cheeky
Finally, some respect
>>148341549
He reminds me of /dag/...
>normal people physically perceive wardens as repulsive
>blighted people think the wardens' corrupted bodies "smell" good
That's pretty neat
>>148341709
Yeah, I've been thinking about Ruck ever since reading that smelling your hand post
>>148342190
>tfw no rotten warden waifu
Why even live..?
Fournival...
>>148339189
i'm never lonely when i'm with /dag/+/bwg/!!
Just finished the whole of Inquisition for the first time.
Ask me anything, reddit.
Oh my god Zevran, you can't just put a /dag/ poster out of its misery like that!
>>148342408
There's always Leliana if you want someone a bit on the rotten side
>>148343763
Did you have... fun? And did you actually 100% it?
>>148343763
Who did you fuck
Please give me the strength and guile to survive an afternoon with religious normies.
>>148342884
>Fournival completely abandons his daughter to go and have gay sex with the guy that keeps killing deluded soldiers in front of her and all that only because he saw it as some form of affection that said guy kept buying items from him
Couldn't have written it better myself
>>148344165
Poor /dag/na
[x] F
>>148344272
>religious normies
That's an oxymoron
>>148344539
That's what normal is here, friend.
>>148344539
Being religious is pretty fucking normie
>>148344165
>fun
I actually did, tbqh.
It wasn't even near 100%, but after Hakkon and Descent I just lost it and skipped du Lion and that winter wonderland zone, whatever it's name was. Probably missed a bunch of operations as well. Will try to be more thorough on my next run.
>>148344173
Cassandra.
Was playing a vanilla human templar, so it seemed the correct way to go.
Was pretty boring, though.
What should I run as next?
>>148344897
Dalish Elf
>>148344897
Male mage Qun/Cass
Male archer elf/Josie (don't)
Male TH warrior dwarf/Dorian
Female mage human/Cullen
Female mage elf/Solas
Female rogue dwarf/Bull (don't)
Pick your poison
>>148345271
>dwarf/bull
Which would make sex more difficult? Elf female/Bull or Dwarf female/Bull?
>>148345430
Narrow vs shallow?
>>148345430
Just check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr6STuhEe2Q
>>148344381
If Fournival's daughter was my child, I'd also act like him
>>148345430
Would you rather fuck a sausage or a tenga?
>unironically recommending Bull's romance
It's fucking terrible
>>148346954
>unironically thinking that someone in this thread will unironically suggest to waste 100+ hours on Bull's romance
Anon...
>>148345271
Male mage Qun/Cass
Male archer elf/Josie (don't)
Male TH warrior dwarf/Dorian
Female mage human/Cullen (don't)
Female mage elf/Solas (watch it on youtube)
Female rogue dwarf/Bull (don't)
:3
