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Classic Edition

Last thread: >>148110972

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/RRENUArS
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>SERVERS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON'T WANT COMP MODE
http://pastebin.com/BuG8yM2j

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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Post Medics for the 120rd time
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>It's an "autist reported the old thread" episode
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>19 posts early
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ok, ok. Is there any way we can make heavy's % increase?
Maybe we could form a group of 24 heavy voters in a casual lobby and farm points off of eachother for the team?
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>>148185085
>No black box
It's not even a good bait list
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>>148185085
>no vitasaw
>no black box
>no liberty launcher
>jarate
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>>148185085
LnL has an argument for MM. Rollers require more skill than is normally present in MM (enemies have to be competent enough to avoid directs, you have to be competent enough to place good rollers, and your teammates have to be able to take advantage of them)

Also Spycicle is definitely a crutch but it's still fun to make Pyros mad.
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>>148185085
>anime shit

everything you just said in that pic is now invalid
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>>148185464
"THANK YOU" BASED VIVA
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>>148185512
nice phone post viva
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>>148185682
I can phone post if you want but not him.
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>>148185682
I never post without my trip, though. Unless there's technical difficulties like the other day

I would've still needed to wait 90 seconds to post again. That was like 30 seconds
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>>148184057

Damn..
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>>148185421
Second series of Australiums when?
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What the fuck does the New Enforcer even do.

Always deals full damage against the DDS, Vaccinator, and Battalion's Backup?
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>>148186254
Hopefully never.

Skins, on the other hand...
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how do people deal with having crouch jump binds, doesnt the constant screen stutter annoy the player
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>>148186515
how do people deal with being so bad they need crouch jump binds
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>>148186254
Australium Brass Beast, Rainblower, and Jarate when?
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>>148186404
>Booties still suspect after their only useful attribute was removed
>Quickiebomb suspect instead of OU with a 50% clip penalty and 15% damage penalty without charging
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These balanced teams don't need !scramble or autobalance.

I stopped healing 2 minutes in when my second uber was wasted just like the first when the team rushed back into spawn when it was popped instead of pushing forward. We never even got on the first point while they ubered us off our first point then back capped with two scouts each time.

How is this playable? Also why does it take 10 minutes to find a match with several hundred compatible nearby players and over a thousand empty nearby servers?
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>>148186313
Dunno why they made it to pierce resist items.
I guess it's for if you see a rare DDS Sniper who's low on health, but even then you can stab them, or maybe to make the most out of the one increased damage shot you've got if you're disguised.

My question is why does the Shortstop have that shove now outside of just pushing people around and off points like airblast.
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>get placed on blue team
>lose
everytime.
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i thought you couldn't disable viewmodels any more, or is that only in mm?
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The future you chose, compfags
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fuck this forced viewmodel joke
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>join comp game
>heavy complaining that valve introduced a map made by a tranny
>medic won't heal anyone "until the bigot is gone"
>they spend the rest of the match arguing about Black Lives Matter
>we lose
>rank down
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>>148187410
I've had almost nothing but good games out of this. The only unenjoyable ones were the ones where my team either stomped the other team way too fast, or where I was put on a bad map, like 2Fort. Most of the time I've had good even matches where everyone tried their absolute best and had a good time all around. My one complaint is that the servers are unstable.

>>148188028
>You can't votekick these people
What was Valve thinking?
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>>148188028
i laughed
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>>148187993
>implying we give a shit about valve servers
>implying this is any worse than what valve servers used to be
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>>148185085
>Gunslinger
>Keeps engies from playing at their highest skill level

A gunslinger engie working as a scout who just places minis in annoying spots is objectively better than a level 3 engineer.
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His anything like strife's hats galore? I need idiotic unusual hat trading news.
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>>148188209
the default wrench does not disable the shotgun
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>>148187603
mm only
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Can you still turn off viewmodels?
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>>148188028
Heavy made a good point, Medic is a faggot.
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>>148188152
>>implying this is any worse than what valve servers used to be
This is significantly worse than valve servers because at least then it was 12 idiots versus 12 idiots and if someone left a new person could join or the teams would just get switched.

Now it's 12 idiots vs 12 idiots and the second someone thinks they're losing it's 4 idiots vs 12 idiots.

Also apparently indexer has shit luck
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>>148188302
Can you stop being gay?
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>>148188152
At least I could join that one server that wasn't shit back then
Now I can't even do that and i'm NEVER EVER going to see a single cp_steel round from start to finish in the remaining lifespan of the game
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>>148188028
thanks /pol/
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>tfw half of your teammates are dead weights
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>>148188290
But it does:

>Give the Engineer 25 less health (and even less overheal)
>Only allow the creation of sentries that take too long to build and will be instantly destroyed before doing anything by any competent player unless you are intentionally building far back and letting your team fight a 5v6 until they're pushed back into your sentry
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>>148188372
luck has nothing to do with this
Back when quickplay was in place all I had to do was press "show servers" and i'd have one to join right away, at any fucking hour

Game is fucking dead now because people don't want to sit in queue for 15 minutes to play one subpar match on a random map
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>>148188372
People can join existing games in casual matchmaking.
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>>148184991
jawohl!
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>>148188615
Really? I've never seen that.

Not to mention having the screen lock down during setup is retarded.

Why did they make "casual" competitive but with more people?
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>>148188386
I'm a heterosexual through and through..
If you can't disable viewmodels anymore that's gay as fuck.
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>>148188704
The same reason why LoL ranked is just LoL Normal matches but affect your rank score
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>>148188790
You're not helping your argument at all here lad. League is a shit game and so is the entire moba genre.
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>>148188573
>any competent player will instantly destroy a level 1 sentry
>oh but they don't do that to mini sentries no that 50 health can tank anything
quit playing pubs
quit playing pubs poorly
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>>148188585
>15 minutes
it takes less than a minute for me

stop being a whiny little bitch
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>>148188028
>>148188129
Think of it as reporting furry posters in here, it doesn't do jack shit, but it feels good
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>>148188478
It isn't playable unless you play with friends

I get a half afk team and the next match I get two guys who literally admit they are just idling to ruin people's matches
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>>148188979
if I have to find the one server that isn't in bumfuck nowhere instead of fucking luxemburg servers
it's been 3 matchmaking queues and all of them i've been put in a third world server with 200+ ms

15 minutes
if i'm lucky
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>>148188573
>L1 take too long to build and will be destroyed

>Use mini sentries instead

lol
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i keep getting connected to Singapore servers but i live in australia ):
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>>148189149
that isnt what you first said then
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>>148188887
My point is that the TF2 team just looked at LoL and DoTA and said "that'll work in tf2!".

I wasn't saying it was a good idea, I was saying it was a thoughtless one.

>>148188951
A minisentry actually deploys fast enough to get some shots off and won't be instantly destroyed by every class, even scouts. That's right, it can actually work as a scout counter. Level 1s give a scout way too much time to run up and scattergun it twice.
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>>148189149
you're in Eurasia, and they stuck you in a Chilean server...

that is literally on the other side of the world

>>148189296
what's your ms, is it less than 100?
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>>148189296
Fuck off muselk
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>>148189342
FIFTEEN MINUTES

F I F T E E N
U
C
K
I
N
G
M I N U T E S
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>>148185085
>reserve shooter isn't on the list
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>>148189404
150

it's playable though

>>148189407
if only i could be as epic as him
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>when as a medic you're doing more damage than your entire team
jesus
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>>148189570
Reserve shooter is overpowered, not a crutch.

Even the best player can benefit from FREE (FREE) mini-crits.
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>>148189371
Honestly I think the reason matchmaking is so shit is partially because of overwatch.

I don't know how much they changed but I'm willing to bet they changed it at least in part due to overwatch (as it seems identical to overwatch's queues)
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>>148189681
no you are not
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all these retards comparing it to overwatch have never played csgo lmfao
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>>148189793
ok i lied, only one spy was doing more damage
everyone else was a fucking retard who stood still and couldn't destroy a single sentry between four heavies, one soldier and two demos
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>>148189961
>four heavies
>1/3 of your team is a useless knife holder
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>>148189371
if you build a sentry at the mid-fight, it will get destroyed immediately, since the scout, soldier, demo and with the most recent update, medic will all arrive to mid before you do (even moreso because you should deploy a teleporter entrance first thing)
so sentries should be deployed in a safer area, where they prevent enemies from getting behind your team or flanking them
if you lose mid, the sentry covers your retreat for a time (L1 has more health and covers you for longer)
if you win mid, you can haul your sentry and place it in a more aggressive spot, L1 has the benefit of being upgradable, so once placed it can hold the area better

plus if you initiate combat by deploying a sentry, you lose out on time where you could be firing your guns
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>the TF2 team checks the win rate of pyro in 6v6
>5% winrate
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>>148190135
seriously, I was healing a demo and he couldn't kill a soldier, so I had to pull out my syringe gun and do it for him
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what happened to dominations? did they take them out?
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>>148190876
They still exist, but they only show up on the scoreboard in MM (both modes, casual mode might be a bug)

They work perfectly fine in community servers
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>>148190978
I finally joined a casual play server just today and I was pretty shocked with what I saw. Team composition, people using voice comms for non-squeaking reasons, people playing the objective, people getting salty and blaming teammates, etc. etc. Not one Hoovy Not one Sniper Not one Spy Not one Ghastly Gibus (though this was probably luck of the draw)

I felt bad for using a market garden + rocket jumper set for the first half.

This just-this isn't TF2. It just isn't.

TF2 was sandvich Hoovies and the Tryhards that preyed on them TF2 was Trolldiers and free-to-play Snipers TF2 was Unusuals top-scoring and inspiring Gibusvisions TF2 was chain-uber Medics and high-five Spies TF2 was Demoknights and Scunts and No-Fungineers TF2 was an ad-free place for relaxing fun Now TF2 is a well-salted competitive arena

Maybe I'm getting too emotional but this...this just isn't TF2. I want TF2 back. If you wanted to play competitively you could start and stop any time you wanted. You took it upon yourself to carry your team to victory. Whether it be with screaming eagles or with white doves, you tried as hard as you wanted and everyone (for the most part) was happy.

I'm not saying the addition of the casual queue is bad. I know some people really like it in-fact and you know what? If you're one of those people good for you! Have a virtual cookie! I could TOTALLY understand someone liking that! But you know what? That's really what the competitive button should have been, and I'm really disappointed in that too.
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>>148191128
This is a Reddit post, right?
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>>148190135
>"we don't need a spy on our team"
>"but i have the highest score XD"
>all his kills were suicide kills on the shitty players on the other team
>he didn't even get a single med pick

fucking knifefuckers
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Meanwhile on bizzaro /tf2g/..
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>>148191128
I have played plenty of casual matches that weren't like that. God forbid people want to win every once in a while.
>>148191363
Pyro OP, demoman needs buffs
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>>148191439
But pyro IS op
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>>148191128
And this is why, despite the glitches and fuckups, this update was great.
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>add phone number to steam account
>verify it
>download gay smartphone app for security codes
>still can't play competitive mode
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>>148191515
Pyro isn't OP, he's just fucking annoying. Like, most of the time you kill them, but when they get to kill you, you feel like it wasn't fair at all, while pretty much every time another class kills you you don't end up with such a feeling.
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>>148191219
>Spy thinks he's contributing
>Because he has as many points as everyone else
>Even though spys get double points for kills
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>>148191682
you have to wait a week after activating auth
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>tfw you find out you can retract the big ramp in tr_walkway
holy fuck
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>>148191751
I didn't have to wait a single second after doing all that crap >>148191682 went through.
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>>148191363
So when is Blizzard gonna give us an americium degreaser?
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>>148191751

Why do I have to spent three hours getting bullshit just to play a competitive hat shooter that doesn't even restrict classes or prune hackers?

This is so dumb it gives me a headache.
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>>148191846
How do you get this map working again
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>>148191363

Man, the new update was great!
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>>148191363
WHEN IS SNIPER GOING TO GET FUCKING BUFFED REEEEEE
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>>148191846
>2016
>not knowing walkway's features
>ISHYGDDT
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Should I join Team Heavy or Team Pyro?

I main neither but want the rewards from being on the winning team
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>>148185464
THANK YOU """""BASED"""""" VIVA
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>>148192023
in console, without quotes, type

"map tr_walkway_rc2" to actually start the server

Once in the server, type "sv_allow_point_servercommand always" and then type "retry" to fix the bots
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>>148192132
i dont think theres gonna be rewards for that
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>>148192008
alternatively you can buy the pass for $9.99

>>148192047
sv_allow_point_servercommand always
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>>148191363
The Scout is just so hard to balance because even though he's useless at the highest level of competitive play, he's just too good at the lowest level. If he was buffed new players would have no way to enjoy the game without having to deal with endless scout players abusing how powerful he is with such a low skill floor.

The Pyro on the other hand is the exact opposite which is good for everyone, but we can't just make the scout "Pyro V2"
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why doesn't valve

assign the csgo team

to help the tf team develop comp mode

when they're in the same company
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>>148192449
Because the stupid rule that lets Valve devs work on whatever the fuck they want to and nothing else.
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>>148192449
each man-hour put into TF2 would earn less money than a man-hour put into CS:GO, DotA2 or Steam, so even if Valve could reassign employees, it wouldn't be profitable
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>>148192449
the csgo team is busy making skins
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https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6d/Engineer_dominationheavy11.wav?t=20100709021925
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>>148192709
are you serious

tf2 makes valve fucking millions
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if anyone is selling keys hmu
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Been opting into matchmaking with a second account in order to take up two player slots in a server to sabotage and ruin a team's chances of winning. I've been doing this for a half an hour.

Ask me anything
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>>148193493
Keep doing it, that means more chances of Valve doing something about it.
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>>148193493
you're ruining 4 people's chances of winning but increasing 6 people's chances of winning
so really, you're doing more good than harm
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>>148193493
>Ask me anything

how do i be epic like you
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ALMOST THERE
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>>148193792
stop playing medic so much
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>>148193847
>expecting to win when no one goes medic
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>>148193493
>casual
>not even competitive
apply yourself
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>tf2 suddenly gets support from csgo devs and gets a very good comp mode and all around rebalances that make every class happy (but not necessarily viable)

but

>every 2-4 months, puke green and hot pink weapon skins, as well as some shitty cosmetics with tiered cases get added in

y/n ?
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>>148191128
Honestly, if they just kept Quickplay alongside Casual, Comp, MvM, and the like, then the update wouldn't receive as much backlash. Mainly since people could just go back to just standard pub play and do what they used to if they didn't prefer how casual mode is or didn't want to be assed with finding some community server that's near them and is playing a certain map or gamemode they want to play.

>>148191439
I'm at the point where I understand the main point of the game is to win and help your team achieve that, but I also understand that others perceive that having fun is more important to them than if they were winning. Differs from person to person, and I think that's another reason why we see many people not liking this update since it's just different stances on how things are.
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>>148194073
>content at the expense of purely cosmetic shit
I don't see an issue here
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>>148194073
Can't be worse than unusuals, man.
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>>148194073
YES

ABSOLUTELY YES

AS LONG AS THEY RESTORE CASUAL TF2 BACK TO PRE-MEET YOUR MATCH
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>>148194464
>AS LONG AS THEY RESTORE CASUAL TF2 BACK TO PRE-MEET YOUR MATCH
t. pub shitter
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>game locks up for a second or two every few seconds
>looking up the problem online just leads to a bunch of people with the same problem
>the few actual suggestions for improving performance don't help
>the bottom line of every discussion on the subject is that Steam is just a RAM-devouring piece of shit that does this to every source engine game
"Shit and fuck." - Wesley Willis
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I haven't played tf2 for about 3-4 years
I was thinking of playing again should i?
Whats changed?
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>>148194698
You should probably try in three days.
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do you not get points if the other team disconnects
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>>148194779
Why whats in 3 days?
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>>148193643
Good for them if they do.

>>148193649
I didn't think of it that way. I'll be sure to tell everyone I'm playing with that I didn't do anything wrong.

>>148193698
Follow your dreams, anon.

>>148193916
It's epic, truly epic. And going by your post it's clearly getting the desired effect as a conversation starter.

>>148193996
Gotta start somewhere to test this out. I'll probably move on to comp later.
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>>148192132
if you want to win, team pyro
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>>148193493
where are you located and when are you active? love what you're doing, but I'd rather avoid it if I can.
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post your first achievement and your latest achievement
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>>148195330
>2014
REMOVE
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>>148195394
i played tf2 in 2009 but it was on an old dell dimensions computer and it took a shit and 5 years later i made a new account
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so what the fuck happened to the Iron Gauntlet update?
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>>148194891
New update is extremely buggy and has issues.
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>>148195330
1st, 2nd, and most recent.
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690061
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>>148193792
I CAN ALMOST TASTE IT
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ks0f0kl
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>>148196943
Enjoy that loss.
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I'm having an issue and was wondering if anyone else was having a similar problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq3pDuJeMqQ
The wiki says Allies Extinguished should be able to be used with a strange backburner, but for some reason I can't?
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Backburner
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enjoy THIS
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>>148195330
first achievement
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>>148197080
opps wrong video lol
I found out the problemn anyways, nevermind
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Reminder that b4nny had to talk Valve out of buffing the Reserve Shooter

https://www twitch tv/b4nny/v/77007877?t=133m15s

APOLOGIZE
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anyone want to play with me desu? i'm shit/
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>>148195303
>>148197137
most recent
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holy fuck, matchmaking is awful
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>>148197971
but is it better than tf2center?
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>>148197971
just stop being bad, it's easy
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>>148197971
but it will get better
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>>148194698
they completely gutted casual play and competitive is full of issues
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>>148186254
Anyone have the comic for that beauty there?
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where are the contracts and skins valve
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>tfw u made 3 posts in a different general because you thought you were in tf2g

fuck that was embarrassing
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>>148198505
thankfully not in this fuckup of an update
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>>148195330
1st was probably one of the medic achievements from the goldrush update, the ~2008 achievements aren't dated for some reason
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>if you like the changes you're a valve drone
>if you don't like the changes you're reddit
how do i get people to like me
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I played TF2 years ago on the xbox with The Orange Box and now PC kind of confuses me. I get the matchmaking update and all that fine but what I don't get is the hat market. How the hell do people do this stuff?

Is it really expected that people craft up 3 Refined Metals and then make hats one at a time or does everybody pay for this stuff or what? I don't understand those trading sites.
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>>148198579
only shitters think this update sucked
on the other hand this update was full of issues, but it wasn't BAD
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>>148198579
but reddit likes the changes though
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>>148198579
play battleborn, the superior FPS
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>>148198705
no they dont, they want their """friendly experience""" back
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>>148198579
>People complain about no content
>They get content
>They complain it isn't what they wanted
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>>148198808
dude

trust me

i post in disagreement with the update and i get downvoted every time

reddit loves the update
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>>148198470
nevermind, found it
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>>148198710
Get out of here Ashley, you little slut
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>>148198819
I hate ``reaction faces'' but that gif is fucking gold.
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anyone want to queue? haven't played since 2009 but i'm not completely fucking retarded like 90% of people in queue. im a roaming soldier hit me up id/blastedt
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Anyone know how to play demos? I tried typing "playdemo" in the console and nothing comes up.

Also, why did Valve remove the servers button from the main menu? I know I can use the console, but this really confuses me.
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>>148199573
You're supposed to add demo title after playdemo, like
playdemo upward_2016
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>>148199573
>>>/v/
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10726641
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>>148200260
>people voting yes

hello redit!
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>>148200260
>captcha
kys
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>>148200389
Hello v! :)
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>>148200507
>waaa i cant use my strawpoll bot to ruin it :(

kys human
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>>148200560
a bot would be useless unless you changed your ip every time you imbecile
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what are the most have weapons for demoman before i play comp?
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>>148200932
stock/stock/pain train
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>>148199573
is it still possible to convert demos to a YouTube compatible format
i want to share my epic frags with the few friends i have
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>>148200932
stock, don't sweat it
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>>148200932
stock, quickies
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>>148200825
hes just autistic enough to do that though
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Question: which folders or files should i delete if i wanna return everything to default?
Have installed some scripts and config and i think i fucked something
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>>148201256
autoexec would be my first guess
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Nobody rolled a 4 last night
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>>148201256
You can delete the config.cfg file located in your cfg folder to reset everything to default
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>>148201679
Penis
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>>148201679
via my penis
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>>148201784
Q U A L I T Y
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>>148196943
Are you fucking kidding me

I just got matched into a Brazil server with my whole team having high ping and the other team having low ping

It's a damn good thing someone abandoned
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0-5 sleep
6-8 spyro
9 organize my meme folders
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although I undoubtedly made money on this hat going all-class, i kind of wish the model didnt' suck now.
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>>148194073
ill take shitty skins over unusuals ANY DAY

ANY

DAY
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>>148194073
Why not? I have no urge to buy weapon skins because they look like shit. I would only buy a skin if it was actually a totally new model. That wouldn't happen though.
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>>148194073
how is that a downside?

i don't give a fuck comp but if they actually fix the classes that'd be great
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>>148202416
Shame it only looks good on the pyro.
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>>148194073
the brightest skin isn't nowhere near as bad as the mildest unusual hat desu
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>>148202853
Feel I should put "Trojan Magnums: Too Big for any Mortal Man" on the image.
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B4nny just lost his first comp MM game against Team John Oliver
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>Go into a match
>It's another "Spy on the enemy team has been watching too much Stabby" episode
>Just run up stairs after him
>Press S halfway up
>Works every time
>He keeps trying anyway

I'm still getting the TRUE valve server experience.
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I can't play matchmaking at the moment, apparently I'm not connected to the TF game coodinator. Anybody had this one before?
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how is this game still alive
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>>148203826
not for long from the recent update
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>>148203819
I was getting that for the last 15 minutes. Now it seems to be working
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>>148202853
>>148202416
time to main pyro
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>>148198898
I DID NOT PAY THREE FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS JUST TO LET SOME WORTHLESS GIBUSVISION SCORE A LUCKY KILL ON ME AND USE MY GOD DAMN GOLDEN FRYING PAN.

Just when I decided to leave this board and think things would get better for me, no, now this fuckng shit happens. Now I'm going to be leaving the game entirely unless someone does the right thing, and makes a server pluggin that completely disables this new feature.

This is the biggest fucking loadout of bullshit to ever have been dumped onto TF2. This makes EoTL look like a good update.

I think it's safe to say all other gold pan owners, saxxy owners, and gold wrench owners agree with me 100%.

IS NOTHING SACRED TO YOU PEOPLE?

Suuuuuuuure people only are able to use the imbued weapons until someone kills them or they leave the server BUT EVEN THEN that is PLENTY of time for them to enjoy WHAT THEY DO NOT DESERVE. They didn't save money up for months. They didn't do hundreds of tours in MvM. They didn't make an amazing short film that earned them a saxxy award. They didn't get super fucking lucky and crafted a gold wrench.

This is by far the single most unfair, inconsiderate, atrocious, move valve has ever fucking pulled.

And it doesn't stop there, anyone who owns anything nice, something you hold dear to your heart. It could be something as simple as a specialized flaregun. Someone could just walk right along, pick it up, and use it against you. YOUR OWN WEAPON. How would you feel after getting blasted with your own pro ks aussie RL? or any other aussie for that matter? YOU'D FEEL LIKE SHIT. Now Imagine the situation I'm in. even if they killed someone else using MY pan, they do NOT deserve that kind of privilege upon scoring a melee kill.
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<____> I want a skin filled with poorly drawn dicks
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>>148204978
Hey tradefags,
My name is XxX420Y0l05c0p3XxX, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pricelists. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any kills? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people who are POOR and IRISH because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than wearing a hat made of three other hats.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I wear a gibus, pyrovision goggles, and my merc badge. How much money did you spend on this game? All your mother could afford? I also top scoreboards, and picked up your aussie scatter (And then I killed you with it; Shit was SO cash). You are all tradefags who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and your scattergun.
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post teams
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>>148205213
r8
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>>148205213
>>148205290

>>148201858
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>>148205213
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>>148205135
well if you like male chickens so much you can mod them client-side by putting replacement textures in:
Steam\steamapps\common\Team Fortress 2\tf\custom\literallyanynameherebro\materials\patterns

Teufort collection patterns are in /2fort/
Harvest colelction is in /autumn/
the concealed killer collection is in /camo/
the highrolller/cigarette collection is in /cig/
the airplane collection is in /combat/

Use GCFScape to get the specific pattern you want to replace, export it, edit it, resave as a valve texture file, put in the custom folder.

Nobody but you will see these modifications, but I think due to the nature of the shader being used that you'll still be able to see them on sv_pure servers, haven't tested it myself though

>>148205213
img
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>>148205524
Literally the scout is the only non random shite thrown together
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Be honest with me, doc, how much do these specs suck?
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>>148205858
>ayymd
>Windows 8
>2gb ram

Fucking horrible
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>>148205829
Not that person but you're clearly wrong
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>>148206187
How am I wrong that person?
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>>148205858
seems your graphics card sells for like $36. I wouldn't buy any new shit right now though, things very much in flux, so any money you spend now is just going to be wasted.

>>148205829
Scout's theme isn't really even obvious from this picture, you're mad like a dog with rabies.
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>>148206327
Regardless of a "theme" it's the only athletically pleasing loadout
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Who did you vote for and why, TF2G?

I went with Pyro because Heavy at least can be credit to team already. Pyro is just a clusterfuck of horribly broken ideas and bandaids.
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>>148206327
>seems your graphics card sells for like $36.
I paid over $100 for it like 6 years ago........
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>>148205213
I have not yet spent effort in making loadouts for some classes.
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>>148206313
scout: yellow track and field (not random)
soldier: random flasks to go with unusual
pyro: random flasks to go with unsual, random second hat
demo: dude weed lmao (not random)
heavy: big sophisticated brusier (not random)
engie: random shit
medic: plague doctor (not random)
sniper: hat and coat are colour themed together, pants aren't but don't clash either
spy: relaxed spy, colour matched (not random)
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>>148205213
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>>148206481
Going to go with the safe bet of ignorance on this one.

>>148206646
That's pretty good for a 6 year old card man.

>>148206705
Spy's a terrible Riddler.
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>>148196943
we fucking in there boys
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>>148194073
>csgo team
>balance
they've been sucking the same three weapons cocks for 17 years, it's terribly unbalanced
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i made coffee
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>>148207443
it's 3 AM
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>>148185085
what about direct hit?
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>>148207473
it's 10am here

i woke up at 8pm yesterday though

:s
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:-)

MATCHMAKING !!

:D
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Hey DogB, stop fucking playing pyro and sniper in a fucking 6s match
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>>148207860
pyro is good for six.
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>>148207938
DogB detected

You threw that match, and I know you're in here because you used meme arrows outside of 4chan
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>>148205213
Hello Hacker Fucker
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>>148207938
>wasting a slot on a class that tries to do everything and ends up doing nothing is good for six.
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>>148207938
>Read copypasta on how high Pyros skill ceiling is
>Try it myself
>Airblast a direct hit rocket to jump off of
>M2 a huntsman arrow because I don't know how to airstrafe it
>Soldier I shot it at dodges it because he can airstrafe
>Heavy with his medic guns me down before I even touch the floor
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>>148207832
12 v 6

WTF?
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>>148205213
I'd make some changes if I could get stuff off the market but I changed my password recently.
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Guys, i miss playing Steel ;_;
It was my fav map

Now i always end playing dustbowl on tokyo servers
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http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=22759
>Updated model/materials for the Bonk Boy, Dr's Dapper Topper, The Sole Saviors, and The Dark Falkirk Helm
>Dr's Dapper Topper
sweet, they made it all class.
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>>148205213
i technically dont use any of the loadouts anymore besides nohat or stock
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>>148207632
There are like 10 completely balanced non-stock weapons in this game.
The direct hit is one of those
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Fashion police here

>>148205213
4/10

>>148205290
4/10

>>148205492
7/10

>>148205524
6/10

>>148206658
5/10

>>148206761
3/10

>>148209030
3/10

>>148209250
2/10
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>>148209701
numbers are meaningless if you don't explain your choices
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>>148209741
All random shit thrown together except
>>148205492
>>148205524
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>>148209450
a weapon that can one-shot kill all 125 HP classes without critical damage is not balanced
people complain about the new quickiebomb with 130 DMG stickies but direct hit is the same OP garbage
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>>148209798
and you use a meme
nice
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