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first for yomi
>>148115746
I want to sniff Yomi's hat.
I love Asuka!
christmas keiki
>>148115790
I want to sniff Mirai's bonnet.
>>148115871
I want to jerk off with Mirai's bonnet.
>>148115823
thick vanilla ice cream
>>148115903
>>148115971
Or not... I'm sorry.
>>148115346
>Do you honestly find anything enjoyable about having them reduced to instant fodder?
yes
Go to bed
>>148115839
I want Rin to lecture me then once she's done make her blush by picking her up kissing her on the head and apologizing.
>>148116145
No.
>>148116145
man, it's 12:38 here, I woke up two hours ago
>>148115475
>why the fuck that wouldn't count?
A bunch of characters that we don't know dying != protagonists dying.
Most action series have death somewhere in the equation. That doesn't mean that going kill-happy on the main cast would fit in with the story's atmosphere, nor would "people tend to die when they get cut with swords" automatically make it good writing in every last one of these cases.
Senran Kagura is driven by happy times with an established cast. That's what it does well. It is not a kill-fest.
I was completely apathetic by the end. Who gives a shit about what happens after most of the characters that we know and love are dead, and the only faction remaining is sucking off the futa cock of the worst faction leader? What do we have left to care about? Who do we cheer for? Hell, in this world, what was even the point of the other parts of the series? It all came to nothing.
>>148116145
what happened to seimei's clothes?
>>148116553
And since I know what how the retard
>DURRRR DURRR THATS LIFE SOMETIMES I COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT OF EVERYTHING THAT YOU JUST SAID
Being justifiable does not automatically make it good writing.
>>148116639
She just took them off, she found out about sleeping naked.
>>148116676
She shouldn't be doing that in public
>>148116725
Shut up. I like naked Seimei.
>>148116671
>*And since I know how the retard is going to respond
Damn typos.
Damn thinking out the end of your sentence without actually typing it.
>>148116553
>A bunch of characters that we don't know dying != protagonists dying.
>we are discussing when protagonists actually die
>sentan kagura is driven by happy times
I said that you are fucking naive at best, but it seems that when the evidence hits you so hard in the face and you just keep denying that senran kagura is a crap-saccharine world instead of k-on but with ninjas you are just retarded
the whole point of the series is that light cannot exist without darkness. This is reflected in so many things that it is overhelming to just try to list them all, but one of the things is the worldbuild and game itself: you can't have happy boobs without the darkest and edgiest shit in the world.
And you are one of those motherfuckers who wants senran kagura to loose this identity and become just another moeblob, like the japanese market with shit taste that complained about SK2 being too hard and having too much gameplay and not enough fanservice.
you are literally confirming that the main reason you didn't like it is because your waifu was killed and you are butthurt as fuck, trying to turn this personal issue into a "buaaah, I don't like it so its shit"
>>148116671
you are really stupid
>>148116725
She isn't, she's doing it in bed.
>>148116553
>Senran kagura is a happy moe game! edgy shit doesn't fit in!
from the official manga
>>148117010
>you will never lie around in the nude with Seimei
Please remember to laugh lots and lots today for your own good.
>>148117310
>manga
speaking of which
>>148116935
>>148117310
Who cares about 3DS-games and their 3deep stories and such.
Literally everyone plays these games for boobs alone.
>>148117419
I can't laugh, not anymore.I got a phone call, asking if I was ready to work starting tomorrow. The catch is that the job would go until the end of September, and I can't do it that long.
But it's okay, I didn't want money and other perks of having a job, nope. Being a neet is such peachy.
>>148117434
Clearly you do because you shitpost about how you didn't like new hebi story
>>148117434
Not him, but I want to punch you in the face so much right now
>>148117434
I don't, I play for the story, characters and im SK2 for the gameplay
>>148117434
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>148117434
11/10 bait, you made me absolutely mad
>>148117434
W E W
E
W
>>148117434
Unfortunately, the series is slowly heading this way.
Perhaps i'm wrong and my negativity is clouding my judgment.
>>148117717
>"You're supposed to be a ninja, you can't just not have the resolve to kill someone"
>SK2
>entire crimson team gets all butthurt over the hanzos resolving to do their job and kill Kagura
>>148117434
>having shitty mood
>"I know, I'll go to /skg/"
>see this post
fuck everything
>>148117934
I think they were actually butthurt because the hanzo girls were clearly doing something against what they wanted and believed in and they were being coaxed into something that rubbed them off as wrong, like "you shouldn't go against what you believe in"
It is also very important to see how this notes that both teams have changed, hanzo becoming more edgy and the hebi girls becoming less cold, complementing each other
>>148117909
Well Anon, just remember the fucking japs prefer the game where they sold the rest of the missions for the story as dlc.
>>148117934
All of their butthurt can be condensed to "baka inu" and I guess "you make me look bad" if you really want to put it in.
>>148117934
Different timeliness bla bla bla. In reality Asuka and Homura couldn't stop lezzing out long enough to kill Yamcha.
speaking of the manga, have you guys read that short volume of when katsuragi and Ikaruga were young juniors?
>>148118289
No but I really should.
>>148118289
SHORT HAIRED IKARUGAshe was also kind of a bitch
>>148118408
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Senran-Kagura-Spark/Vol-001-Ch-001--Chapter-001?id=133115
enjoy
>>148118124
Yeah, no hope.
Might as well watch the series slowly plummet.
Thanks, nips, you stupid motherfuckers.
>>148118289
Yeah, read it when we only had Burst.
>>148118289
>Ikaruga with short hair
Why.
>>148117870
Senrans killing Senrans!
>>148118462
Okay well NOW I have to read it.
>>148118462
>she was also kind of a bitch
How many fucking manga-series there are already?
>>148118469
We'll just have to wait and see, I really hope it doesn't go downhill.
>>148118118
Well at the time their only reason to NOT kill Kagura was because they just plain didn't want to needlessly end a life even if it was an enemy, same as with the crimsons before them
The crimsons weren't a potential nuclear threat if left unchecked though, which is my issue
Naraku's religious zeal for her job probably caused more problems than anything else though
>>148118658
oh well, you got a point, I will then play my card of "they have just become less edgy due to their encounter with the hanzo girls having softened them to more humane levels" and that they fucked up in their judgement of the danger of kagura
>>148118658
there should be more badass artwork of the senrans
>>148118462
This is so bizarre, Ikaruga is so cold in this.
I like it.
![029[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Rkhm1gd.png "029[1].png")
>>148118931
>>148119236
ikaruga with short hair
katsuragi with buttoned shirt
I think that this also goes to show that katsuragi became a harrasing pervert just to get Ikaruga to stop ignoring her, which is a nice piece of background
Made by tataki so it can be considered canon
>>148119437
>chapter 3
>that combination attack
>mfw it later is shown in game as the combination attack between katsuragi and hikage
ded bread
>>148120606
Josui is the love of my life!
>>148122716
No one cares.
>>148122074
God what a punchable face.
>>148122698
ded hours
Tickle torturing Kuroudo to find out if her pee is purple and toxic!
>>148122741
But she does.
>>148122926
No, she doesn't.
>>148122859
That reminds me that it happened irl, but the man smell it before doing it.
>>148122805
that turns me on and I'm sure it turns her on as well
>>148122805
No! It's what she wants you to do.
>>148123749
how old is this girl?anything short of 25 is bullshit, she looks like a marvelous Christmas cake
>>148123849
17 probably
>>148123932
too perfect to be that young
>>148123849
>>148123981
>>148124481
>>148124742
That's not a cinnamon roll!
This is a cinnamon roll.
Why are this woman's breasts so perfect and erotic?
>>148124791
That's an oinker!
>>148124854
>implying she even has breasts
>>148124854
What breasts?
>>148124926
cinnamon roll
>>148124791
what do senrans smell like?
Asuka: vanilla
Katsuragi: lemon
Ikaruga: incense
Yagyu: sea
Hibari: burning caramel
Homura: gasoline
Yomi: freshly cut grass
Haruka: cinnamon
Hikage: olive oil
Mirai: baby powder
Daidoji: sweat
Rin: oranges
Murasame:all of the above
>>148125060
>>148125083
Please do____bully Ryoubi.
>>148125121
No, Mirai smells like gun powder, not baby powder.
>>148125121
Hibbers smells like pink cotton candy
>>148125198
that
>>148125060
>>148125083
>>148125176
Ryoubi has cute and sexy breasts, do not believe otherwise
>>148125427
accually magical boobs do not count
and the joke is that she has NONE
I mean, mirai has small tits, we get it, she is size A for a reason, but the hilarity is that ryobi has size AAA, I'm an ottermode skinnyfag and i have more than her, which is just funny
>>148125427
Mirai was the original flat, Ryoubi is just a filthy copycat.
>>148125507
so what you're saying is you have disgusting cowtits and are taking out your frustrations on someone with a better chest than you.
>>148125545
Mirai is ugly as fuck though.
reminder that this is the only girl with realistic boobs in the whole series
>>148125761
You take that back, Mirai is adorable!
>>148118462
>No male MC ?
>Dropped.
Good, don't need shits like these around.
Anyway, that was pretty damn fun read. It was also really enjoyable to see Ikaruga be a bit savage before shaping into the dork she is now.
>>148125671
It's okay anon, some people find cowtits attractive, I'm sure you'll find someone
>>148125783
You're forgetting Kafuru
>>148126162
ah of course
what a modest girl
>>148125783
who waves aren't people, anon
>>148125891
Mirai is ugliest Senran.
>>148125545
!
>>148125545
Every fucking thread. Every single fucking thread when I come home this little shit just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face.
Does Ryoubi has even been on Mexico?
>>148126676
That sentence doesn't make sense.
>>148126997
Like your existence.
>>148127076
That "comeback" doesn't make sense either.
Is there such thing as agood 3D Senran?
>>148127185
Elaborate.
>>148127213
3D Senran. A Senran in real life. A cosplayer.
>>148127185
>>148127310
There was a Hibari one that I thought was pretty decent, although I don't have it on this hdd.
>you will never drink the medicine Haruka made that will turn you into a hot senran
>>148127401
Anri is a fucking goddess
>>148127310
>>148127470
>Drinking something that will turn you into a pig
I don't trust her.
>>148127310
3D Senran means a 3D figure of 2D Senran, nothing more.
>>148127310
Hahaha, no.
>>148127547
Those teeth.
I am sensing...
in this thread...
dirty thoughts...
...ANON!
>>148127793
GOD MY PENIS CAN'T GET ANY MORE ERECT
>>148127401
I want to show this Yumi my erection!
>>148127793
Die.
>>148127793
But those dirty thougts are for (You)!
>>148127731
friendly reminder that japs think bad teeth are cute.
friendly reminder that snaggleteeth such as the one in >>148125545 are often used to represent horrible teeth.
friendly reminder that literally any anime character that has ever been drawn with a snaggletooth would be big book of british smiles-tier in real life
>>148127963
You learn something new everyday.
>>148127839
This yumi is trained in taking care of it though.
BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH
>>148128304
Nice picture of Mirai.
>>148128304
QUICK STOP THIS FEMANON!
>>148128304
FUCK
>>148128442
Quiet please.
>>148127401
>she retired before doing a VR scene
>>148128442
How somebody can live with the memory of seeing get their head chopped off?
I love Hikage! Every Thread!
>>148127963
I couldn't help it
>>148129278
Hikage is a bully. Why would she restrain yomi and then slep her face while she's sleeping.
Consider the following:
If Marvelous actually made SK serious like the manga and SK2 (and all the mountains of warnings from Kiriya, Sayuri, Rin, and so on), the sales would plummet. Japan would go into a collective fit of whooping rage if the series was actually made to be about the life of a shinobi and how everything isn't sunshine and rainbows.
>Kiriya left being a field shinobi because he was tired of seeing his allies and friends die again and again thanks to higher ups using them as pawns (note this would be an EXCELLENT plot about how even "good" shinobi are ambiguous at best)
>Rin's entire squad and ~50 others were mulched by a Yoma, with Rin only barely surviving (this could be a plot about Rin and Daidouji's background, give Rin an internal struggle about how she should have saved her squad, etc)
>Sayuri constantly warns the cast about how being a shinobi means sacrifices MUST be made, and that they WILL have to sacrifice themselves or teammates to get the job done (have a plot where this actually comes into play, bonus points if the cast has a "oh fuck I thought we'd get out of this all fine and dandy like the previous times" moment, etc)
TL;DR: If you haven't noticed by now, SK as a whole (even in SV/EV) has a shitton of material that could lead to some very interesting plots or stories, but none of them are explored thanks to "we must appease the waifu audience" mentality.
>>148130761
Everybody already knows this.
>>148131082
Sorry for stating the obvious then. I just would really like to see SK grow to its full potential, but the fucking waifu faggots are ruining that for me. Yeah, I get it, you like that particular Chinese cartoon drawing that resembles a human, but that doesn't mean we have to make the story grind to a halt because your precious cartoon might be fictionally injured.
>>148130761
>this would be an EXCELLENT plot about how even "good" shinobi are ambiguous at best
SK2 tried this a little. Both Hanzo and Kiriya tried to oppose the higher-ups that five students against Kagura is dumb and they were like "nah, they'll be just fine. If they die, they die"
>>148130761
Yeah, yeah. Go watch SnK, or madoka or something.
>>148131460
>wanting Rin to sit in a corner as "that teacher who is a lonely cake" instead of giving her an actual plot
By all means, if you like how EV and New Wave handled her, be my guest. I for one would actually like to see a story about her training in Hanzo, the Yoma fight, and what happened between the time of her running away and becoming a teacher for Hebi.
>>148131706
God I would pay big money for a prequel SK game that follows Hanzo and Kurokage, Kiriya, and then the training of Dai and Rin.
But alas, that'll never happen.
>>148130761
It's also what's holding back the gameplay, because SK2 was too much of an actual game for japs to handle so it sold like shit, so we'll only ever get shitty musous
>>148131845
Maybe they're just sick and tired of 240p games, half the cast of the prequel and the god awful controls on 3DS.
![comment_w1OcJ8WToH7mfFSpdBvsZNUrR1XLOcxG[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3THWKPX.jpg "comment_w1OcJ8WToH7mfFSpdBvsZNUrR1XLOcxG[1].jpg")
>>148131931
>>148131931
No one ever said that a plot-heavy game had to be on the 3DS, anon. I would love to see SK3 on anything really, be that a PS4, a 3DS, or so on. Just give me a game that drops the happy fun time bullshit and gives me the Yoma death-fest I crave.You cannot imagine the smile on my face if Marvelous actually pulled a "you're fucked" moment in SK. Have the cast go on some super dangerous mission with them barreling into it because "of we've never been seriously hurt before", only for them to get mulched and start having a complete panic breakdown because of it.
>>148131835
Takaki intended to have a manga series focused on Rin and Dai time at Hanzo shortly after Burst's release. But the mangas sold like shit and the Portrait adaptation went into a fucking two year hiatus. So those plans were scrapped.
Some stuff managed to find its way into the anime though
>>148130761
i've considered it a long time ago, magneto.
>>148131706the cake thing is the worst goddamn thing that happened to rin. they tacked it on her in BA and it's never going to go away now.
>>148132334
BA isn't even canon to top it off.
>>148130761
I can't really care unless they shake up the writing staff, considering how poorly-written every game past Burst (which still had very shoddy writing in several important places) was.
I don't have high hopes for this series after SK2 being a mess and pretty much everything about EV.
>>148132509
BA is technically canon now. EV makes references to it existing (along with saying the OVA is canon).
>>148132585
That's pretty much my fears. It seems EV has completely abandoned the idea of having a plot (save for a few "we forced you to feel sad" moments).
>>148132759
>It seems EV has completely abandoned the idea of having a plot
I'm kinda okay with that. I mean, they'll never explore the plot to any real depth anyway, may as well not bother and just let me enjoy a fun game with some stupid shit I can laugh at going on in the cutscenes.
>>148131276
It's all right Anon, I understand how you feel. I too would like to see them go out and do that crazy shit, but alas it'll never happens since if it does the series will die because it will only sell 3 copies in japan.
>>148132509
>BA is non-canon with characters acting more sillier than usual
>the characters are beginning to actually act like that more now
it really can't be helped since there isn't anything to do with the characters anymore unless they actually get out of ninja high school but you know that's not happening.murasame is the only character who is consistently good.
>>148133316
You can say that again, he always got a surprising amount of development in each game, minus EV.
Don't you fucking dare die on me you shits.
All around me are:
>>148134645
Niggers
>>148134645
Die.
>>148134709
>>148134760
All around me are niggers dying,
Shitposting
>>148135019
Prime Time.
Look at homura going for that booty. She knows exactly what she wants.
>>148135413
>Asuka wearing white pantsu
>not SV yellow or the famous rainbow
This picture is shit.
>>148135413
I want Homura to ride me like a cowgirl on crack.
>>148135504
I'll fucking fight you fag, meat me infront of ironforge.
>>148135597
>meat me
>meat
What a loser! Hahahahahahahaha!
>>148135504
Indeed, and there's also the fact that they have cat ears and human ears.
>>148135678
What if it wasHomura, forcing Asuka to wear white panties and defending her now because she's Asukas boyfriend.
https://youtu.be/mSPYT9CpYuc
???
>>148135768
But Homura is -my- girlfriend!
>>148135887
No she's my girlfriend!
>>148135829
japs have the dumbest looking rooms.
>>148135887
Asuka get off of the internet.
>>148135768
But Asuka is MY girlfriend!
>>148135768
I bet Homura would make a really good girlfriend. Like a very chill one that loves to watch action movies with you, wants to have a dog as a pet and would be very shy in bed.
>>148135985
>constantly making terrible jokes
>doesn't put out very much
>always wants you to be active
ugh
>>148136106
I'm glad I don't have to deal with her shit.
>>148135985
>and would be very shy in bed.
even thinking about that is making me want to puke.
>>148127925
>Fat smelly hikki, never gets exercise
>washboard tummy
how
>>148136597
Ninja magic and/or NW art being inconsistent as usual.
Let's get Homura to tell /skg/ some funny jokes and make you laugh!
>>148136774
Every week, Murasaki uses ninjutsu to transfer her belly flab into her tits and ass, making them denser and more pillowy each time.
>>148136597
Calamity powers
>>148136804
I'm tired, let me sleep in your bed.
I
LOVE
HOMURA
>>148136985
She's my girlfriend, what theshellare you talking about?
![[Commie] Aiura - NCOP [BD 720p AAC] [8C07C3AC].mkv_snapshot_00.44_[2016.07.11_18.33.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EtnHGox.jpg "[Commie] Aiura - NCOP [BD 720p AAC] [8C07C3AC].mkv_snapshot_00.44_[2016.07.11_18.33.13].jpg")
>>148136985
>>148136971Anons sleeping with anons?
>>148137074
No! She's MY girlfriend! We're going to travel the world training, growing as people and growing closer as we learn to understand each other more! We'll make love to keep warm in the cold desert night!!!
>>148137731
you know it bby
>>148137731
Multiple anons sleeping with Kaede!
>>148137867
What a slut.Do we all get to stick it in her pooper?
>>148137898
Giving Kaede a cum enema!
>>148138035
Gangbanging Kaede!
>>148138107
Holding Jade's hand after you have sex in the missionary position!
>>148138407
>Jade
Kaede
>>148133316
the versus games are intended to be silly, though.
Is Kaede French?
>>148137867
>>148137898
Please be gentle with fujobutt
>>148140098
>fujo
Are you telling me that every girl with that hairstyle is automatically a fujo?
>>148125545
She's actually a copydeer.
>>148139652
Yes
>>148129027
What?
MILF timeskip senran game when?
>>148142060
Never
nips avoid women 25+ like the plague
>>148142060
Only in our dreams.
>>148142060
>milf
>they've already had children
ew, no.
>>148142060
Mission: Is Motherliness an Emotion?
Goal: Collect cold medicine for your daughter
>>148142212
>tfw you'll never move to japan and pick up a cute christmas cake with your young foreigner charms
>>148142554
Why not, anon? I'm definitely going to give this a try, once I amass the funds and become proficient in moonspeak.
>>148142471
>Hikage has kids
>she's so focused on raising them that she forgets to cut her hair
Silly snek mama
Generar asreep? Yes.
Do notto disturbo, sank you.
>>148142669
Because working in japan sounds like ass, especially without any knowledge of written moon
I'm not sure if the free cakes are worth it
>>148143312
I'd pay to read/watch Hikage's motherly adventures.
>>148144068
Hikage's going to have back problems if she keeps sleeping on the ground.
>>148144102
>not stealing her away and taking her to your home nation to raise beautiful babies and die together
Never said anything about staying there long-term!
Yomi is so cute
>>148144957
Crushing little Yomi's beansprout dreams.
>>148144313
I think she already has back problems from those massive tits
>>148124926
>OinkerAnons
>>148145275
>Not just 1, but 2 oinker-anons
Thank that one >>148124926 for taking my place while I was gone!
>>148145404
You don't have to add an exclamation mark after everything.
>>148145559
Do not bully the hibers!
>>148145664
Yes I do!
>>148145664
Got it¡
>>148145771
I'm bullying the oinkers
>>148145559
Your big titty lecturer dommed you in college?
>>148145784
I want to bully Ayame withmy dick!
>>148146193
same
>>148145771
I'll be damned, that Hibbers has a fucking Jindu Jun
>>148146341
She's cute.
>>148146193
>>148146193
join the club
>>148146529
yep
>>148146529
She is!
Six Ayame images in a row!
>>148146817
7
COMBO BREAKER
>Hikage and Yumi are facing each other. Homura is on the ground sobbing her eyes out and not even bothering to put her hands to her face. Yumi is speaking at the top of her lungs and in the "cutesy" voice repeating "SUMOMO MO MOMO, MOMO MO MOMO, SUMOMO MO MOMO MO MOMO NO UCHI"
What will you do Anon?
>>148146947
>>148146996
Hug Homu and get her out of there. Take her back to my home for some hot chocolate and a feel-good movie. Make sure she's wrapped in my fluffy blanket too.
>>148147115
Yea, this. I'm getting the Homu.
Who cares what the snake and Yumi do?
>>148146996
Get Homura the fuck outta there and hope Hikage shuts the dumbass up.
