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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

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>Wiki
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7 (embed)

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7yKoz7YBcg
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tracer tips?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10705476
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Fifth for genji
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>fun
Completely subjective, friend.
For example, the fun I have when I see a Reaper panic because they thought they could just slowly walk towards me from mid range doesn't compare to even a 6 man ult.
Nothing quite like hearing the sound of my shots pelt Reaper's stupid edgy face and watching him die in little more than a second.
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Post your comp trends.
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7th for kot
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>>147927194
>31 mins
nah
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>>147929490
mow won't update so I can't
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>pick a character that will complement our team the most and try to work together
>lose hard

>pick D.Va regardless of map/offense/defense because I enjoy her the most and just fuck around at the backline
>win most of the matches

I'm so conflicted
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nth for Symetra a best
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why the fuck is it taking blizzard so long to fix the leaver issues in competitive?

Its so frustrating when half the games I win in a day someone leaves just before the end and I get a sliver of MMR.
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>>147929609
Literally already fixed you sperg.
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pokelawls (Poke) is the hottest Overwatch streamer right now.

Extremely skilled player at Genji/Tracer.
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>>147929560
are you me
>>147929562
>starswipes
autism
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>>147929490
I reached 62 on June 4th but it didn't record it, so the fall to 55 is even worse.
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>>147929667

Literally isn't, someone just left a game we were winning and I still got a tiny chunk of mmr.
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>>147929609
They literally don't know what causes it. They posted on the forums that they fixed it and gave a long spiel about why it was happening, but the fix didn't work and their explanation made 0 sense.
See http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745727098
and http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745646508#post-2
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>>147929759
Your team was the favorite and you played like shit.
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>open lootbox
>2 golds
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>>147929562
She really is a beast!
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>>147929490
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Tracer and Genji are my two favorite character and also the ones I hate playing against the most

Supposedly I should see weaknesses because I play them a bunch (I'm only rank 59 though) but honestly they don't really have all that many
Only situation where I think Genji warrants repicking is 2x Winston, Roadhog and Zarya are very annoying but you can live with them and avoid them to a degree
Tracer on the other hand is even worse since you can easily avoid anything that gives you trouble and only Cree kills you reliably but if they pick Cree now they have the bigger problem of having McCree in their team
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>>147929842
perfectly white
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You know he is right.
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>>147929889
>tf2.jpg
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What does the genji golden weapon even look like
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>>147929609
>tfw Ausfag
>expected to be cunt central for ranked
>literally only ever had one leaver
>no one is a cunt in comms save for the rare 'me ooga team booga' in all chat after games
>my xp gains / losses have always been fair

Are people really overstating how bad things are because they're losing and need to cry?
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>>147929350

Too bad reaper has no solid counters so for every one of your power fantasies there are 5 people getting rekt by him.
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Jesse McCree! What would your perfect date with Jesse be like? I want to ride horses and him under a bigass prairie moon while he tells me all about how it isn't gonna dispense itself. I want him in one of those dark caves on route 66. First he stuns you. Then he gets up close. Real close. Close enough for you to smell him. Close enough for you to feel his warm heat. Here are five things Jesse does after flashbanging!

1. Woah there!
2. Step right up!
3. Draw!
6. I love him SO MUCH
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I know why losing sucks so hard.

It's because you have no feedback on why you're losing at all.

Except for a small bit of "oh that X is kicking my ass" you can't really tell wtf is going on in terms of how to combat the situation.

So you just get steamrolled. and thats it. nothing can be done about it.
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Genji trying to lecture his team
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>>147930085
>>147930109
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>>147930048
A lot of the people who frequent this general are either autistic or faggots and usually the people who complain, ignore them and be grateful for the ez frag they offer
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>>147930206

>McREE
>relevant after the nerf

lol
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>>147930048
I'm only 3 games out of placements, but there's been a lot of leavers on both ends for me
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>>147930203
You probably blame your loss on other people instead of analyzing your own gameplay
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>>147930048
Fellow Ausfag, it's pretty chill 99% of the time. Had two people talk about the election and they voted for different parties and ended up telling each other to kill themselves once, but besides that every game is cool.
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>>147929848
post POTGs
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>>147930048
I've had at least 10 leavers, at least 12 of which were on the enemy team after they got stomped in round 1.

That's literally at least 6 ranks that were stolen from me
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>>147930405
how did this even happen
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>>147930405
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>>147930109
Shut up you fucking flamer
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>>147927194
>all that mad on the forums

it's not like you'd run into him if you were in any way capable of playing, even if your bad you get stuck at like rank 40 limbo
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>>147929490
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Mercy is a gorgeous angel!
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>>147930513
>Just lets him use his ult on him
This is why I love Winstons ult.
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>when the enemy team spams Tracer's because we're on overtime and they actually win because of it.

What do you think would be the best way to fix this? Some way to nerf tracer, for example not haveing 3 charges on spawn.
Or fix the overtime mechanic so it does'nt reset the moment an enemy touches it.
Or multiples of the same hero?
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>>147930787
the second
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>lvl 13
>Went up against teams of level 90+ in the last four games
>mfw
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>>147930213
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>>147930206
>McCree
>good at anything
LOL!

>>147930378
what does that have to do with what i said?

It's a team game after all.. so sometimes there's literally nothing you can do. e.g you play rein and mercy pharah combo is fucking your team in the ass..

>>147930787
fix overtime. hero stacking is great and fine.
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So, any of you excited about Sombra coming soon? Her being a long range healer sounds like it'll be fun.
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>>147930775
Yes she is
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>>147930787
Honestly I think Tracer should only spawn with 1 blink charge
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>>147930472
>leaving after they got stomped in round 1.

I don't get it, about 75% of the time this is a lineup issue instead of a skill disparity.

"I keep going in and dying, maybe it'll work this time though!"
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>>147929485
that is by far the edgiest post i have seen in owg
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>>147930405
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>>147929485
Stop posting on 4chan, Gabriel. We get it, you're edgy.
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>>147930278
McCree can still kill Reaper with FtH is he catches him with Wraith Form on CD.
Reaper also can't touch Pharah.
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>>147930969
Tracer shouldn't spawn with any blink charges.
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>Pharamercy is allowed to be a thing.
>Zarya is allowed to be a thing.
>Hanzo scatter arrow is allowed to just one shot everyone under 350 hp.
Blizzard can't balance this game for shit desu.
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>>147930883
Boo hoo hoo, the enemy team has a combo I don't like

Pick a counter to one of those two. Honestly, you sound like a trash player
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>>147930883
>stun a reaper with 5 bullets and then wonders why he can't kill him
this is the trash that got carried by mcree before the patch and is now out of their water
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>>147931115
fuck off lelouch
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>>147930969
>>147931114
All heroes should spawn with all of their abilities on cooldown. That would put an end to the infinite overtime extending bullshit.

Can't think of how it would negatively impact the game.
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NERF

THE FUCK

OUT OF ZARYA AND TRACER

Zarya no longer has shields, is now a 200 hp character. You don't get ultra reinhardt ult and bullshit shield plus range dps and tons of life, in fact, now you have 100 life.

Tracer HP reduced to 100, you have a self heal, don't worry about it.
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So how much of Amélie Lacroix do you guys think is left inside of Widowmaker?
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>game has projectiles
>due to the monstrous network latency regardless of your ping (thanks to 20tick) the projectiles are undodgeable on reflex and must be predicted

What's the point? Might as well make them hitscan.
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>>147931115
Also
>Genji and Tracer being invincible by spamming space
Honestly, just take out all the bullshit AoE damage, fix hitboxes, remove healing and this game would be 10/10
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>>147931210
are you blind?

just checking because you also seem to be retarded.

>>147931129
rank 62 :^)

I wasn't boo hooing anything I was just saying why losing feels really bad.
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>>147930938
>She will never marry you and let you take her virginity
>She will never conceive your children
>She will never come home after a long day and have a shower with you

Suffering
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>>147930983
>>147931058
Callense, pinche pendejos.
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>>147931284
Deep down she's still there, she just can't control herself. Some of her respawn lines imply that she wants to die, as well.
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>>147931270

Did someone get wombo-combo'd? Thank good you haven't gotten the Zarya/Pharah special
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>>147931324
>hitscan pharah
neat
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>>147931386
>children
>with a 37 year old hag

http://msc.sagepub.com/content/9/1/2.long

Downs syndrome incidence organized by maternal age

At age 16, 1 in 2,843
At age 20, 1 in 1,441
At age 40, 1 in 84
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>>147930783
I love that I had 1500 health at one point
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>>147931109
not to mention the flashbang cancels reaper ult.
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>>147930528
whats the link to the thread?
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>30 seconds left
>enemy team turns into SAS tac torce with unbelievable accuracy and speed
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>>147931270
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>>147931375
Rank 62 players are shit.

t. temporary rank 62 player
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>>147931225
fix the game then
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>>147931015

Torb potg's always remind me of frank from Always Sunny.

This small angry man either lying dead somewhere or running around the map dazed and confused
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how do I get out of rank 40? everytime I get to 45+ next games it's just me on a losing streak going down to 30+ kinda frustrating everytime this happens.

highest I got was 48 and then all hell broke loose.
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>>147931457
she can probably genetically engineer the kid to be some kind of genius anyway
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>>147931459
I usually save up my ult with him so I can fuck with the enemy team, almost die, activate it, and take out 2 or 3 enemies with me.
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>be me, lvl 10, got the game yesterday
>played about 15 matches
>keep getting matched with lvl 200's who steamroll me
>they know the heroes, maps and game better than me
>lose another 5 games in a row
>get matched against lvl 300's now
What the actual fuck, is this game dead or something?
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>>147931115
>complaining about hanzo when it's a free win vs him

my sides

>>147931109
he can BARELY kill him with FtH. All 6 need to hit. It's much safer to go for a headshot and then a body shot+melee or FtH. than risk 1 of your shots missing as he'll ass fuck you.

Anyway the new meme is Zarya reaper so McCree can't do shit about that.
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>>147931453
>200hp character who does 120 damage bodyshots from above every 0.9 seconds

It's called Widowmaker
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>>147931457
>What is future technology

Her body has been preserved, you stupid fuck. Her numerical age may change, but not her physical body. Which means her eggs and body are in fine condition.
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>>147931457
Why don't you just quote the 37 and 38 statistics?
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>>147930204
like a Genji ever cared about objective
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>>147929562
can you pull this out on pc ? Everytime I do this I think I'm abusing the console aim a bit.
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>>147931539
this

t. another 62 player
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>>147931617
>it's a torb gets potg with 2 afk kills after you got a triple kill with spray and emote episode
Stupid fucking trash game
Fuck you
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>>147931507
http://archive.is/EkAYg
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>>147931539
alright just ignore what i said then cool.
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>>147931373
l2aim scrubitydubitydoo
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>>147931115

>PharMercy

Luckily, most of those shitter waifufags go down faster than your mom after half a box of wine
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>>147931270
Zarya becomes a useless tank
Tracer's self heal won't matter if they get one or two shot by alot of attacks in the game
Great, you made 2 more Zenyattas
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Why is the game so backwards? Most offense heroes are better on defense (reaper, 76, pharah, mccree) and most defense heroes are better on offense (bastion, hanzo, junkrat, widow)?

Like how did they fuck up this bad?
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>>147931592
>widow can fly
neat
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>>147931256
>Can't think of how it would negatively impact the game.
KEK. how about the strat of sending at least 5 people to camp spawn because the enemy team has zero abilities outside of LMB to fight back?
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>>147931687
I think you have replied to the wrong person, Anon.
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>>147931270
Did a Zarya and Tracer bully you today, anon?
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>>147931284
>>147931429
I'd mercy kill Widowmaker, to be honest.
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>>147931774
I didn't meant to reply at all
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>>147931386
I know Anon, I know
But there is always hope in the afterlife
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>>147930515
Haha you're pissed!
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>>147931672
it was on PC
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>>147931115
The best part about watching you complain about dumb shit thread after thread is that you're rank 44

https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/filename/1140.jpg/page/1/
http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/Lelouch-22783
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>game that rewards skill usage more than actual aim
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>>147931715
>not even in the air
yeah this webm is useless you little cuck
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>>147931584
>be level 60
>keep getting matched with level 25s for my placement comp matches

I think it's just shit.
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>>147931270
>zarya ult
>better than reinhardt
??? You can still shoot and use abilities when in zarya ult, when reinhardt ulted you can just pray they don't kill you before the stun is over.
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>>147931581
I don't have the finer points of winston down, so i'm usually not very good with him
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>>147931857
it's a casual console fps, what did you expect?
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>>147931730
classes are so irrelevant and I'd even say they're confusing, one may refrain from using an offense hero to defend because of that
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>>147931710
t. rank 41
I'm at 58 right now and I don't have to.
All I do is play Pharah, spam projectiles around people and still get top kills and damage
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>>147931507
>>147931692
I made a pastelink today with all pages:
https://pastelink.net/26wr
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>>147931757
With her hook she pretty much can

>flying necessarily being a good thing with "I've got you in my sights." old man
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>>147931849
>Caring about this joke of a ranked system.
I can't help it that losing 2 games means 2 de ranks and two wins means 20 percent because Blizzard doesn't test there shit.


Call me in Season 2 chump when Sudden Death is removed and Map balances are implemented.
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>>147931849
HAHAHA LOOK AT HIS SHIT STATS LMFAO. He's one of those "LE MEI IS BAE XD" faggots.

He probably voted remain for Brexit.
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>>147931831
>"But there is always hope in the afterlife"
>implying Mercy would hook up with some non-hero who can die
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How do I git gud with Genji?

Is it better to harass the back line like tracer or go for elims. I usually target the support and then harass the tank to bait him into fighting me. My M1 shots are accurate but rarely solo kill, i use them to wear down targets my team are focusing on or finishing off enemies

When is an ideal time to use his ult as a rule of thumb, again I always target the mercy and with his ult it's a guaranteed kill at least. I usually time it around my team mates ults so that no one really focuses on me. It's also more of a risk going in with the weeb dragons with all enemies anticipating you jumping around with it


Any tips?
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>>147931447
No

the characters are overpowered.

Zarya shield is broken, and she gets huge dps, and her ult is fucking RETARDED overpowered. Easily the best ult in the game next to mercy.

Tracer is inherently broken simply due to the fact you cant fucking hit her without certain heroes, plus she niggers overtime. if you don't one shot her, she just nigs out and you start from scratch
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>>147931831
But I can't wait that long and suffer throughout this life
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>>147931960
He's easy to master after you play him for a couple of hours. He doesn't get enough love if you ask me.
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>>147932049
You only lose a full rank for a loss when you play like shit
I always get 50% of a rank for a win because I'm not a shitter and actually contribute to winning games.
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>>147932127
I think I need to lose my habit of JUMP>BUBBLE>LMB>DIE
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>>147932067
>when you make fun of others but too scared to post your own.
A owg classic.
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>>147931730
>junkrat and bastion
>better on defense

nah. And I prefer Pharah on offense where I can use her concussion blast to separate the enemy off the point or move a Reinhardt away from his team or something.
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>>147932104
How do you expect to be rewarded then?
You have to live long and become a man who Mercy will be proud of.
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>hes too shit at d.va
>relies on playing characters like zarya
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>>147932175
Things that never happened with Anonymous.
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>>147931617
>>147931457
>>147931386
She's a zombie anyway, she would be sterile.
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>>147932246
what?
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>>147930883
hero stacking should be removed.
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>>147931386

You could always make a Mercy tulpa.

http://tulpa.wikia.com/wiki/Tulpa
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>>147932049
literally never ever had that happen to me you shit shit player.

are you bad at every game? im pretty sure i've never seen you have a high ranking anything
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>>147932281
>He purposefully picks a lesser character to try and prove a point
>That point is always "I'm a bigger masochist than you"
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>>147932417
you sound like a loser lMAO
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>>147931903
I'm losing the will to even bother learning heroes and continue playing. I'm constantly getting teamed with literal retards against pro players. Did I start playing the game too late?
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>>147932417
>>That point is always "I'm a bigger masochist than you"
>That point is always "I'm more skilled than you"

ftfy
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Is there a single map that ISN'T shit?
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Why is LeLouch so shit?

http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/Lelouch-22783
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>>147932410
Make sure you make a Jackie Chan tupla before hand.
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>>147932384
I meant offense, I'm dumb
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>>147932415
t. Hanzo main who stacks in comp
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>>147932410

>tulpas

No. Your imagination is a tool evolved to aid deductive reasoning. It can't be used to simulate rewards (like socialization) as that would circumvent the reward system and cause an evolutionary dud.

>then why do people say they have tulpas?

For some it's a ploy for attention and comes from a desire to be envied. It's similar to people who claim they were abducted by aliens.

For others it's a fantasy which they attempt to mentally legitimize by seeking others to approve it, ie. "Okay, maybe I don't really have a tulpa... but if I tell this person I do, and then they get a tulpa, I'll know they're real and I just did something wrong. Then I'll get a tulpa by doing it the right way."

>then why is the concept still alive?

'Tulpas' are a shitty new age religion/cult where the ``catch``, ie. the tempting thing that makes people want to believe it, is 'if you believe it you can make your waifu real!' rather than 'if you believe it you go to heaven when you die!'
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>>147932503
>Ends up below me in every metric
>Ends up angrier than me
>Ends up worse than me
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>>147932281
>tfw I get a quad will with D. Va's ult
The secret is tossing the Meka in a spot where nobody will see it.
It has incredble range, so I usually just throw it up to the sky directly above them from behind them, so the only clue they have is "Nerf this!"

>>147932410
Go back to /x/.
But before you do, how do I summon a succubus?
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>>147932334
Explain to me how I am well over rank 50 then
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>>147932389
no that removes any creativity from the game and makes it stagnant as fuck.

I'd be up for a possible 2-1-1-1-1 rule though
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>>147932259
I guess you're right.

>>147932357
Delete this. Mercy is pure and fertile.

>>147932410
That's just fucked up.
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>>147931429
>Some of her respawn lines imply that she wants to die, as well.
Yeah I've not found a single line of her's that suggests that. The closest one I could find wasRendez-vous avec la mort which translates into An appointment with death.

Not exactly I want to die.
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>>147932193
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/Poke-1171?mode=competitive
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>>147932410
>making a tulpa out of a bland ass character who's personality mostly comes from headcanon
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>me and friend start playing the game at level 1
>all allies are 5~12
>get matched up against a team full of 41~86

How does match making work here?
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>>147932506
Wang Tower and Nepal

Shame Illios is garbage or KoTH would be best game mode
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>>147932562
I was playing quick play yesterday and some nasal-sounding American kid was constantly on voice chat, 'PUHLEASE PICK ANYUTHER HEEROH PHARUH WE NYEED TYANKS'

Voice chat was a mistake.
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>>147932626
>hero stacking is creative.
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>>147932389
If blizz fixes overtime next week tourneys will go back to no hero limit.
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>>147932536
thats not being shit

thats
D E D I C A T I O N
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for mother russia
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HEHEHE TRACER AND GENJI ARE BALANCED CUZ THEY'RE HARD ;)))
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>>147931270
>We want the LOL audience
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I need some good shitter to climb out the trench with

reply with battle tag
EU
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>mfw people got triggered by my toxic shit talk
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>>147932626
>6 Tracer
>Creative
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>>147932846
>d.va
>that accuracy
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>>147932357
>She's a zombie anyway
Anon, stop.
My dick cannot be this erect.
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>play ranked
>instant lock reinhardt
>wait for match to start and everyone to leave the spawn point
>swap to zenyatta
>mfw
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>>147932828
>your partner has no card
dropped
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>>147932571

You have no idea how evolution or the human mind works, go shitpost somewhere else.
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Why does Tracer not have a counter?
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>>147932846
>trench
Are you even playing ranked?
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>>147932928
zone control nigger
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>>147932846
>level 33
Stay out of comp you useless faggot.
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>>147932559
ive never done that in a single game.

infact i think i played ONE hanzo game in comp because im not a fucktard.
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>do well enough to actually make an enemy ragequit
>get no reward for it

what a game
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>>147932571
>he never watched a show he hated until he liked it

the human brain has its mysteries, you know nothing of it
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>>147932626
mmm so creative
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>>147932968
She has the most defined counters out of anything imo.
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>>147932981
Yes, that's from ranked.
I'm 46, im trying to climb

>>147933003
go derank some more faggot and blame your teammates
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>>147929490
Feels bad being so low.
But I'll just carry with my 86% winrate, 8,16 K/D ratio zarya.
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>>147932607

There are a plenty of guides on tulpa.info and elsewhere

You can make your waifu a reality
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>>147932968
Because McMeme was nerfed to death
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>>147932949
D E V I L I S H
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>>147932748
when they tried it in (lmao) pro play it made every map the same picks
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>>147933098
>There are 4 whole characters
nothing more creative
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>>147933102
She has literally no counter.
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don't pros understand that the best strategy is to just have aimbotters on your team?
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>>147933264
Another Tracer.
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Is it just me or there's significantly less experience points in competitive matches? I want to get more crates but it feels as if I was leveling up faster in quick play.
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>>147933098
>picking koth to show your point

yeah koths shit ill agree with you there. but the problem is koth and overtime. not hero stacking.
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Yeah play comp Anon, Doesn't two Zarya and two Lucio sound fun?
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>>147932678
>Nepal
>Anything but complete garbage
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>>147933339
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>>147933264
>winston kills her really quickly and she cant dash to dodge his damage
>mcREEEE only has to hit the flash bang and tracer is 100% dead
>even symmetra can do the winston thing, if tracer ever enters her zone of sentries she's fucked
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>>147933346
M E M E
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>>147933352
most of it comes from match time and match time is long in comp so for me it's pretty equal desu
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>>147933352
Competitive gives more XP simply through you believing the games are shorter.
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>>147933098
>hero stacking is fine

>>147933152
>You can make your waifu a reality
I just want to summon a succubus (male).
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>>147932506
I like all the KOTH maps, I guess because they are symmetrical and there's the most potential to carry your team.

Fuck every other map though. Offense wins every single time.
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>>147933102
so who's the counter? Winston? that' sliterally it and even that's only a soft counter because she out-paces him when there is buildings around.
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>>147933465

I thought that's incubus
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love this game

half my wins give me this much ranking, while my losses drop me 2/3rds of a rank
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>>147933563
>wahhh why does it punish losses so hard
dont lose then motherfucker
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>>147933538
>I thought that's incubus
NO YOU FOOL
YOU TRIGGERED THEIR MEME CARD
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>>147933434
Winston is just free ult charge for a halfway competent Tracer, and Symmetra's useless aside from her teleporter
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>>147933563
>caring about ranking
you have far more serious issues
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>>147933538
No, not an incubus. A succubus (male).
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>>147932104
See this >>147932259
Ya gotta make her proud here first
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>>147933639
translates to: "HURR TRACER IS SO OPIE IF A TRACER IS MUCH BETTER THAN THESE COUNTERS SHE CAN KILL THEM ANYWAY PLS NERF"
well yeah, thats how it is with any counter. There is no counter in the game that just makes it impossible to kill them.
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>apparently great K/D
>shit damage
I don't understand
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>>147933481
I hate the ruins KoTH dunno its name but I hate it so much. I always lose on that map because its fucking narrow.
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>>147933395
pretty sure they are being ironic in your pic
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mercyfags are owg's ponyfags
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>>147933434
why would you lie so much? wtf?
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>>147933765
means you're not doing shit but snatching the kill
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>>147933434
>>winston kills her really quickly and she cant dash to dodge his damage
You blink away from him and kill him from outside of his short ranged weapon.
>>mcREEEE only has to hit the flash bang and tracer is 100% dead
kek, good luck hitting a flashbang on a decent Tracer. You just blink away from it.
>>even symmetra can do the winston thing, if tracer ever enters her zone of sentries she's fucked
You're retarded. Symmetra is extremely hard countered by Tracer. You just blink away from her shitty range. If the Tracer runs into her turrets, you just blink away or simply recall.
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>Comics about Soldiers
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>>147933792
Leave my children alone.
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>>147933792
Pretty sure you mean mei.
>>147933765
You're getting the last hit every time.
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>pick Winston
>have fun and win
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>>147932968
>McCree
>Stun grenade
>Headshot
>Dead from a single shot

I don't quite see why people have trouble with her desu
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>airshotting pharah as Junkrat

Feels good senpaitachi
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>>147933974
>Pick Wiston
>feels squishy as fuck
>keep dying over and over.
I don't get it.
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>>147933624
There's literally no reason why wins and losses should reward different point totals unless there is a measurable skill disparity between the teams.
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>in quick play
>Mercy use voice chat
>holy shit, she's a real girl
>immediately switch to Reinhardt
>stick close to Mercy and be her personal knight in shining armor the entire match
>send her a friend request afterwards
>she ignores it

Women, amirite?
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>>147933974

Winston never gets damage done medals, that proves he is underpowered
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>>147933935
>mei
no, mercyfags are literally insane much like ponyfags
meifags are rare here
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>it's a teammate makes an awful switch and then refuses to switch to someone better because we "didn't ask nice enough"

I fucking hate the assholes who would rather cost their team the game out of pettiness than make a reasonable character selection. Fucking Winston switched to Hanzo on KOTH while we were winning the game, leaving us with no tank. How retarded can people be?
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>>147934050
Winston isn't quite Reinhardt or Roadhog. You gotta play a bit more intelligently.
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>>147933974
>tfw I knocked a Death Blossom'ing Reaper in this game
>he ult'ed while walking in to the point on Lighthouse
>jump on him as he's getting in to the door
>he flies off the side
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>>147934065
I'd actually argue that Winston is one of the mos balanced heroes in the game.
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Would you make any changes to the HUD? If so, why?
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>>147934040
>above the control point in Yingyang Tower
>see Pharah flying
>JUSTICE RA-
>[Junkrat's shooting sound effect]
>AUGH!
Like sex.
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>it's a "teammates blame the dva even though she's got 4 gold medals and has been ulting the point but no one steps on it" episode
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>>147933792
So you browse /mlp/ then?
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>third casual game today where a 5 man tried to run double Lucio double winston double tracer (or soldier)
>two of the three they wanted me to be the second lucio
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>McCree

M1 damage to 180, can still headshot.

Sorry, you just have to deal with it. If no aim characters such as: everyone else can deal damage, then a character that has to aim precise should deal even more damage to having to aim.
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>>147933885
>being this shit at the game
Why would a symmetra or winston have to chase the tracer? They're defending an objective, its not TDM.
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>>147934338
no just /tf2g/

>>147934365
normies always want to replicate comp memes
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>>147934365
>queue QP to warm up
>koth
>some tryhards pick 2 fucking lucios
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Friendly reminder that Lucio and Winston are objectively the most fun heroes in the game.
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>>147924981
I need help /owg/

I... I rage too much in this game, it was supposed to be fun but when you get 4 gold medals, and you team loses and no one is putting up effort... I just lose it and start being a complete dick to people

This hasn't happen to me since the days of WoW when I used to PVP all the time in Warsong before they completely ruined it
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>>147934450
This is what far too many people (including me) forget far too often.
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>>147934529

Nah that's RubbishRodent.
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>>147934618
go see an anger management specialist desu
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>>147934529
Junkrat as well, anon.
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