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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>147833237
oink oink
1st for our guys fnatic
>>147850676
you will delete this or face the consequences
>>147850676
DELETE THIS
>come home from work
>Liquid didn't choke
How?
pretty easy skines tbqh ;^)
>>147850731
They are saving it for the tommorow
>>147850683
DELETE THIS
haha skip sayain and go super sayain ahhahahaah
Flusha toggled already?
>>147850594
>be good
>watch anime
>get bad
>>147850731
s1mple
>>147850758
DELETE
>>147850758
lemme get a knife pham
>Fnatic stomping CYKA team
feelsgood my niggers.
Do teams always sit in the same seat order every time they play?
>>147850917
>not wanting the massive underdog to win
kys
>>147850943
Yes
>>147850943
>>147850979
putting dosia the closest to the other team is bordering on unsportsmanlike imo
>>147850968
>not wanting Fnatic to win the entire thing so monkey's stop calling SK best team in the world
>>147850979
Why?
>>147850943
yes for faster comms
TC's sit in the middle with the main AWPer usually right next to them
Riflers next to eachother
>/csgog/ this alive
majors are truly the best times
keep it up, lads
Reminder that Fnatic will be the first Swedish team in the semifinals of a major since NiP in Cluj.
>>147850968
>wanting
it's not a matter of want. There was absolutely no chance in hell that they were going to win.
>>147851124
i already miss the gay- anime- memeposting noesports dead thread
>>147851119
What is dennis then?
I got afucking m249 from opening souvenieir case
FUCKING
CANCER
easiest skins of my dick
I kinda feel sorry for gambit
they played their hearts out in groupstages just so they get dicked by fnatic who's looking like #1 team again
was it navi that did the 5 awp strat the other day?
5 AWPs, nice
>>147851620
SK did it today against Flipside.
>>147851620
sk this morning retard!!!!!!!! RETARD GAY!!!!
>olofmeister is legit
lol
>>147851620
sk did it today, donno about navi
>>147851735
dont be mean
>fnatic getting applauded for the bm
>>147851765
he looked at flusha's screen desu
>>147851846
kek
>>147851783
sorry haha it's my tourette
>>147851802
>aimhack
>walls
>"major" tournament
nice game gotards
is this music that taylor swift dubstep song?
>>147851938
stfu now lad
gambit no chance
gg
Why is 5 AWP bm?
How did Gambit get this far?
This major is a disaster
Well, I guess now gambit are considered legends.
>>147852167
Gambit finally played a legitimate team
Group D by itself could've had the entire major to themselves and still be interesting
>>147852229
and flipshit
warowl
>>147852229
>>147852167
freest group of my life famalamadingdong
>>147852167
astralis choked the winners map in group a so dig didn't play them for the second seed
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY
D R O P
R
O
P
rip gambit you fought well
USA USA USA USA USA
>>147852343
he looks sad
Gambit didn't even try
woat chanting
>>147852545
he's sad he never made it as a commentator and is stuck making videos for silvers forever
>dedicate your whole life and soul to CS
>practice 15+ hours a day
>get destroyed by bm hackers at the big tournament
How is this fair?
CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE
what a retarded chant lmao
>>147852618
fatty gets bullied, news at 11
>this has been going on for more than 12 hours
You have to be really strong to watch it all at the arena. Got to the hotel at 20h, anyone else was there?
LALALALLALALALALALLALALALLALALALALALLALALALLALALALALALLALALALLALALALALALLALALALLALALALALAL
CYKA
I hate Sweden
CRINGE
CRINGE
CRINGE
CRINGE
>>147852727
fucked any turkish whores yet?
I'm Swedish and I'm sorry for this cringy fucking crowd, fuck I hate Swedes
>football chants in csgo
ayy
>>147850594
i cant be the only one who hates that fucking shit "lets go *two syllable team name*" chant right
>>147852884
LALALALALALALALALALALALALA
>>147852884
I hate our country too, my friend. I'm emigrating in a few years, hopefully before the Civil War starts. Are you getting out too or preparing for the war?
>>147852884
CRINGE
DansGame CRINGE
DansGame CRINGE
are the specs of the PCs at cologne known?
Is Virtus.pro easier than Liquid?
>>147853114
theyre asus prebuilts
>>147853112
Unironically neck yourself.
how is thorin doing an esl major
>>147853192
do they give more than 250 fps?
>>147853164
obv
VP are better than navi
VP bodied navi two different tournament in their own country
happy birthday to our guy yanko!
>>147853010
>>147852884
>Selfhating Swedes
Lads you're literally fullfilliong the memes
>>147852857
Only your mother.
>>147852884
they are drunk, loud & happy-
>VÄLFÄRD
LALALALLALALALALALLA
>>147853336
prob yeah
>>147852618
E V E R Y T H I N G
Do we like Thorin?
>go to sleep before the match
>wake up
>gambit got destroyed
Fucking Dosia
>make a parlay with VP, SK and Fnatic 2-0ing their series
>skip Liquid vs NaVi
sometimes you just feel it famsies
>spend two days building up skins from smart major bets
>amassed an inventory around 100 dollars (previous high was 20)
>bet 75 on on Na'Vi
>tilt off the face of the earth and put 20 on Gambit
>remaining ~10 bucks on VP and Fnatic
>>147852167
astralis threw vs. gambit so they didn't have to play fnatic in quarters
too bad theyre so shit they can lose to even VP
>>147853724
Iktf
>>147853667
he's anti-reddit
>>147853724
>tilt off the face of the earth and put 20 on Gambit
so you got so mad that you literally wanted to lose your skins once and for all? the fuck fambam
>>147853667
he's reddit
>>147853667
>do we like reddit?
>>147853985
Pretty much. There came a point I was just so depressed I didn't care and bet everything I had left.
All my remaining skins are on VP and Liquid. I hope they lose. I never want to bet again.
>>147853784
>>147854000
>>147854283
Make up your mind fucking GOtards
>>147853724
Dumb dog
https://youtu.be/IA_KABV8X0g
;_;
SK and fnatic are my picks for tomorrow. Free skines for me.
>>147854469
>I always hated FalleN
sold my old soucenir knight for a flusha souvenir + a flip knife
Fucking nice
>>147854603
>SK
>free skines
I hope you're ready for them to get meme'd on by VP
>>147854857
>Virtus Throw
>standing a chance against Brazilian cheaters
CSGO and stuff http://steamcommunity.com/id/hotandbotheredloli/
>>147854469
>fallen rapes fer every night
Depressing desu senpai.
>>147855208
once again
>part of anything to do with 4chan outside 4chan
@147855325
What an epic post anon, no you arent getting my (you)s
>>147855208
I always feel good recognizing sources of stuff
That one is super duper cute
flusha reking face on twitter and interviews
http://www.hltv.org/news/18242-flusha-i-didnt-even-have-to-call
https://twitter.com/fnaticFlusha/status/751528025259376640
>>147855410
You gave him an (at)
It's a lot rarer. Do not waste your @
Drop updates?
This + 1 nuke, 1 overpass, and 1 train, for a total of 10 cases so far.
>>147855821
2 train both signed by apex
bought a cobble tho
>>147855821
i didnt get any drops after watching everything
our girl is streaming
https://www.twitch tv/theoperatorr
literally who
>>147855208
I dont want to solo queue again...
>>147856346
youre a rrrrr tier loser and no one i mean NO ONE (read: no one) will ever want to be near you in any sort of way
>>147856481
>you are a loser XD
Enjoy highschool
>>147856565
enjoy being lonely and depressed for the rest of your life
>>147855609
>Markeloff: we don't have any strats
>Hiko: csgo is not a team game
>Flusha: I didn't even have to call
This major is a sham and CSGO is a run and gun meme game. Just click heads.
>>147856657
Joakim "jkaem" Myrbostad: "I expect us and G2 through"
lol
>>147856713
the fact that you went out of your way to @ my post number is far more rewarding than a (You)
thanks
@147856836
XD
what does s1mple do after the major? join navi?
>one more pickem point than cacti
haha get fucked kid
>>147856985
Na'Vi have said that they are sticking with the same roster. He dislikes F3. So only option is Gambit lel.
>>147856830
Tbh Flusha is right and gambit put no effort at all.
They just weren't into it, I guess becoming legends and blasting TSM ass is all they really hoped for. So when that happened they pretty much blew their load prematurely.
>>147856985
https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/751499068992581632
i missed the last general
how fucking excited were the euro posters here when liquid did well (europeans secretly want NA to succeed)
>>147857230
all the euros politely admitted that USA is the superior country in every aspect of life
>>147856985
it doesn't make sense for navi to change anything yet. if they have a couple more quarter-final losses in the next few months they should consider picking up s1mple.
>>147857183
>one
Every event.
Guardian has peaked a year ago and is not a consistent preformer since then.
holy shit i love my karambit night battle scarred
i spam f+r in casual and everyone tells me how stupid it is for someone as bad as me to waste so much money on the game.
they are so fuggin jealous lmao
>>147857485
Yeah breaking your hand does that
I never understood why this general hated Hiko.
What NA players do you respect more than him?
He seems to be the player in NA who cares the most about winning.
>>147857649
our guy stewie2k
>>147857590
he didn't break anything. he fell while playing european soccer and injured his elbow.
>>147857649
skadoodle and youngstew
>>147857649
He's jewish
>>147857883
skadoodle, the former superstar AWP god who stopped giving an ounce of a shit about the game and wades in C9 mediocrity? he doesn't respect the game. fuck him.
stewie2k is skilled but he's young and hasn't done shit yet.
the fuck?
>>147857950
this is the only legitimate reason stated so far. i can understand it. i'm a white nat myself but i still like individual jews like hiko.
>>147855821
Watched 3 majors or whatever where i can receive drops, no drops at all..
>>147858101
Anyone saying anyone from clown9 is retarded. Everyone on c9 is an asshole shitter who just plays to get paid.
>>147858263
did you write !drop in chat?
I miss freakazoid and sean, masturbating during majors was prime reason to care about C(
>>147850594
>play against Krystal on LAN
>get called a shitter
>>147858982
Wait for the next mayor, maybe EchoFox will classify this time!
>>147859660
classify this
*digs penis out of pants*
>>147857358
>projecting this hard
lmao this amerilard
dont you have innocent people to shoot instead of projecting on the internet?
>>147859660
Top kek
>>147859660
mayor this
*digs penis out of pants*
>>147859660
>projectring this hard
Hello EMIYA
>>147859795
>>147859942
Dig into this
*shows boipussy*
>>147858481
literally everyone plays to get paid.
>>147860105
but i have a girlpussy
>>147860590
New update incoming.
>>147860905
ya i wanted to go to the website to see what the update is
>>147860324
please lose weight
>out all day
>come back to have to go through three threads to find a non-archived general
I preferred it when we were slow desu
>>147860240
You're right. Change his statement to "C9 cares about winning but not enough to invest the consistent effort required to do so."
>>147860590
>>147860905
>>147861037
isn't it gonna be pick 'em updates or whatever, like every single update this week has been
>>147857649
hades
>>147856985
liquid is going to dick pimp. You have to keep in mind that s1mple is a little kid and he's going to change his mind all the time, there's no way he would want to leave after this kind of success. Beating CLG at MLG was alright, beating Na'Vi is much more significant.
>>147862256
dont most of liquid hate s1mple, or was it mainly adren? i know hiko would take him back in a heartbeat but not sure about the others
Commentator power ranking:
1. Slam and Strike
2. James and DDK
3. Pansy and whoever
4. Semmler and Anders
....
999. HenryG and Sadokist
>>147862858
how can you not like sadokist
>>147862450
It was adren because s1mple kept shitting on him, but the others weren't fond of him either. I think they realized how shit they are without him though.
>>147862889
Are you being ironic again
>>147862930
adren is shit
this guy stopped trying after s1mple left and thought he could leech off liquid money
>>147863039
uhhh no
>>147862858
why doesnt tosspot cast anymore
>>147862858
>Pansy in the list at all
best way to improve aim? it's holding me back
>>147863817
dm
lower sens
>>147863817
sacrifice your soul to allah and become swedish
>>147863817
Try some of Flusha's hax
>>147863817
dont use your wrists as much, use your arms more and lower ur sens
>>147863073
Well uhh he has a shitty Canadian accent, has trouble forming complete sentences and jumbles his words constantly when excited, has a very shallow sense of competitve cs gameplay (literal codbabby) and thinks the epitome of humour is pretending to be a faggot
>>147863817
bind aimlock to mouse 4
>>147863817
Watch more anime.
I didn't know people hate it when you use a Negev in deathmatch
I thought the auto sniper was the only hated weapon
best round of my life
>>147864859
Kek I remember this.
>>147865205
>>147864859
played it one time back in 2007, never again
CS 1.6 was fucking dogshit
>>147864859
sick 63 bomb
My field tested Huntsman Slaughter + Factory new USP road rash + 1 Revolver case key for his Field tested M9 Bayonet Damascus steel?
Worth or nah
why do so many people watch shroud stream?
hes so boring
>>147866746
Cause he plays fast and destroys kids in PUGs
>>147866823
he destroys u'r moms pussy fast lmao
>>147866902
>>147863817
4:3 stretched
bigger mousepad
144hz
amphetamine prescription
>>147862858
>slam
AHAHAHAHH please go
Feels good to finally play this game in 1080 60
>>147862256
I hope not pimp seems like a nice guy. I do think simple is an idiot for leaving this team and he's going to fucking regret it.
>>147867497
>check
>check
>check
>check
>DMG
who /santorini/ here
>>147868831
Hello there fellow shitter.
live
laugh
love
flusha
>>147868831
>16:9
>2400dpi and 3 sens ingame.
>60hz
>no adderall
>SMFC
step it up broski :^)
o fuk
our boi mcskillet is throwin some straight fire
video was literally
delet your profile
bantz master
is mcskillet our guy?
>>147871498
don't hate on a buster for using training wheels, mang
>>147871884
yes
http://store.steampowered.com/app/479130/
You know what to do.
>>147872528
Not your personal army, fag.
As a murican I want Liquid to do well and their success is mostly good enough for me.
But Liquid does have to rely on a tactical Brazilian and a Ukrainian God.
Will we ever have a top team fully comprised of NA?
clips.twitch.tv gamesdonequick/MotionlessJayKappaRoss
gotards?
>>147872794
wow sick link dude i totally watched that
:sike:
>>147852735
wtf is that?
"Honestly, we expected more of a match, we could do whatever we wanted, I didn't even have to call. It wasn't a hard match and it didn't feel like a Major quarter-finals."
Wow gambit fucking flushed.
Did some faggot streamer or youtuber do a video about the xm1014? Because 3 matches in a row have been against teams that use nothing but xm1014.
>>147873431
some esl_csgo stream on twitchdottv i think
>>147872528
hello re*dit
>>147872528
thank god you're there to educate valve on such an obscure service
>>147873431
the xm is a sniper people just diddnt know about it yet
>>147873224
it's not gonna happen but it'd be hilarious now if Liquid beat fnatic in the semis
>>147873224
We all expected more from that match desu.
It was literally our guys vs our guys.
Dammit Gambit just git gud already.
>>147874915
>TL toggles against Fnatic
>wins the game
>sweden tears
>finals against SK
>TL chokes hard
this is the script
>>147876718
Hooch and sexgod are too washed up. Cute but dead inside.
reminder that gambit never were our guys
>>147876814
nope i actually live in cologne and i saw the script with my own eyes. first map SK easily beats Liquid. second map Liquid wins by a narrow margin. third map, liquid starts demolishing SK, up 14-5, and then SK starts to make a comeback. eventually they get into OT and liquid wins the match because of hiko clutching a 1v2.
screenshot this.
our guy mcskillet totally just EXPOSED redditfreak
where does the "our guy" meme originate from
>nuke is on the competitive map pool
>>147878020
-mirage
-nuke
-cobblestone
+?????
>>147878020
yeah every match on it has been fucking awful and dreadful to watch
>>147878395
+inferno
+aztec
+office
literally fixed csgo
>eleague dead already
>8 wins in a row
>6 of those I had 30 kills 6 MVPs
>other 2 I had 20 kills 4 MVPs
>still no rank up
Explain this GOTARDS
notphavikoos : what do your parents think of you throwing your life away to be a professional video games man, only to throw that away for some measly colored knives and guns on a game
will dazed ever recover?
>>147878558
>+office
>office
>comp play
nigga u wot
>>147879616
literally fixed csgo. literally fixed it.
>>147879616
Office and hostage situations are perfect for comp
guys i just called my team niggers and faggots then quit the comp game
>>147879906
wtf go back and apologize
>>147880043
but i meant it
>>147880080
dumb bully
vp are gonna beat sk tomorrow (i hope)
>yfw america might be denied their first major win by a bunch of cheating browns
>>147880363
I believe in our forgotten man Pasha.
>>147880972
he had a good performance today, we'll need snax and byali to show up though
im also dreading that vp will somehow let dust2 get through the veto
>>147880972
>poo poo buttshits doing anything but bottom fragging
>>147881381
you butthurt pal?
>>147881810
>3 confirmed choke artists with two stand in chokers
he sure did good
>>147882127
>standin performs better than 2 of the main roster
OK
