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- The final Splatfest, Callie vs Marie, has been announced for all regions, starting July 22 at 2:00 am. PT and lasting until July 24, 2:00 am. PT.
- New Amiibo will be released soon for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming later this month.
- The Squid Sisters will be performing at Japan Expo in France on July 8th. https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/737935306075185152
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>>147830912
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i don't understand
where is this even coming from
(embed) duplicates are one thing, because that's something 4chanx does when you copy OPs
but this is something else
Marie!
Friends with Octarians!
>>147831296
someone post non octoling octarians
Posting again but the right way up
>>147829598
Anyone? I still don't really know what to do. Do you think it might have broke itself?
>>147831137
it comes from marie smelly hairy stretched out COOTER
>>147831416
Octolings are the Octarians...
>>147831570
i think he's saying he wants male octopus
because he's a big fag and most likely a weak white liberal millennial as well
>>147831137
The Octos are always one step ahead of you
>>147831570
octolings are a subset of octarians
>>147831708
???
>>147831708
No the Octolings are the main population, all the other Octopus are just mutants made for war
>>147831443
Mine are here too! Now i have all of them
>>147831916
Nice
Did you buy the recolours?
I want to know if they do anything different
>>147831443
What will you do with Callie after you've put Marie in the trash where she belongs?
The French concert was nice, too bad it ended so directly. Got a nice poster from it.
>>147832041
That's mean, I'm going to love and cherish both of them
>>147832031
I don't believe they do, the boxes all have the gear the other amiibos give on them
>>147832324
Post pics man.
I want Marie to Squidbag on my face
Does anyone know if the amiibos from amiami have japanese language in them? or it depends on the console's set up?
I wanna order the squid
>tfw goodnight callie post deleted
what did i do wrong
>>147833543
it's the same amiibo but the packaging will be different
amiibo fortunately aren't region locked so you should be good
>>147834132
Sweet, thanks!
Why areoctolingsso cute, I want to hug one in real life /vg/.
Post squid memes
>>147835991
>>147836246
man i remember when this artist made good looking art
>>147836246
What the hell is wrong with their faces.
>>147836246
those are some ugly lings.
>>147836328
Same, I need more of her art and cute shit.
>>147835158
>tfw no octoling little sister to cherish and protect
it's not fair
it's not right
>>147837358
Same...S-Same...
ah she's so cute
>>147838274
you are going to do it, right bum?
the best part
>>147838631
do it bum
>>147832573
no camera allowed during the event
![IrYFJjO[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Qey8Yp.jpg "IrYFJjO[1].jpg")
>>147839334
Thought so, but I mostly meant the poster. Sorry.
JUST DOWNLOADED A SPLATOON UPDATE WHAT IS IT??!?
>>147839828
probably adds the new amiibo content
>>147839828
fixed a bug that caused some squids to be invulnerable
y-you too
>>147839974
that was last update
>>147839996
probably this
>>147840204
>>147839996
Uh, no it's not. They just unlocked the amiibo stuff so people couldn't access it before today.
>>147839996
What caused that bug to happen? I haven't been around here too much lately.
>>147840715
latency and "gear editing"
>>147840715
you superjump when you are falling to your death
this causes the squid to be invisible and invulnerable
>>147839974
I hope it wasn't a big update. My wii u harddrive is already desperate for space, I would rather not have mandatory download physical dlc clogging it
http://imgur.com/a/1V47W
autism
>>147841318
nice /v/ meme dude
the callie amiibo is actually scaled down compared to the old inkling amiibo
>>147841318
I'm too stingy to buy a callie plush, and this dude has a room full of merch... that's actually really cool, though. there's nothing autistic about collecting.
>>147838631
CUM ON THEM
fucking live
>>147842519
I think the scaling was to keep details in the sisters, they look really good comparatively
i think she likes her new friends!!
So TF2's getting their own pseudo-splatfest
Which sister would support which class
POST CUTE OCTOLINGS NOW!
>>147839805
>n you are falling to your death
>this causes the squid to be invisible and
shit, can't take pics of the poster, lost the cable to plug my (old) camera to the computer.
nothing special by itseld (callie and marie with the date of the concert on it, probably used for promo purpose before the event), but it's a rare item nonetheless.
>>147846064
end yourself
>>147846081
also no idea why there's some shitty greentext before my post. didn't pay attention I guess.
>>147839334
well i'm sure there was at least one based lad in the crowd who did it anyway
we'll just have to wait for them to upload
>>147846020
They've had this before m8
>>147846020
i recall them doing something like this a long time ago with sniper/spy and soldier/demoman
>>147845959
Oh shit it's you with the pokemon blanket
>>147846263
>>147846364
Sniper/Spy had no real competition and Soldier/Demo was the classes directly killing each other
This has you choosing either team from the start and then scoring points as any class
>>147846226
Nintendo will probably post a montage soon.
all I can say is, if you go to that sort of event, don't go too much on the side, or too close, because then the screen effect is lessened. Also in real life it works nive because you eyes are at the level of the rendering, and not from above like the youtube vids.
Callie and Marie are deliciously short too if you wondered about inkling proportions. Probably 1m10 1m20 at best.
>>147841318
Wish I could have a room like that. My local Walmart has some little Splatoon banners above the Nintendo section, I really want them but they've been up there for a while and since I don't have any friends who work there, I won't know when they'll be taking them down.
>>147841318
I wonder what happen 2-3 years after people finish such project and the content is nowhere near relevant at all.
>>147846709
>Callie and Marie are deliciously short too if you wondered about inkling proportions. Probably 1m10 1m20 at best.
oh fuck off
short inklings is the dumbest meme on the planet
in-game callie and marie are like at least 200, easily, maybe even up to 230
that's the good shit right there
>>147841318
>no coin/pass cases
shit collectionI have a mildly autistic Splatoon collection but nowhere near this autistic
>>147846849
just ask the manager if you can have them when they're done
I can't stop looking at her
smile!
ah - i guess you don't need to, marie.
I want to squiff Marie, if you know what I mean
>Callie's first thoughts when she initially shows up in the amiibo box include a concerned "where's Marie?"
>Marie doesn't even mention her initially, and starts to ask "What now, Callie?!" on subsequent visits.
Callie confirmed for sweet angel, Marie confirmed for uncaring bitch.
>>147850449
that means you got a granny fetish
>>147850558
Cute!
>>147850558
didn't you say that she was ripped? or was that someone else
>>147850954
Of course I know what you mean.Squiffer is the best weapon. She would approve of losing this way.
>>147850558
also, shit, that plush is bigger that I though.
>>147850958
No, that confirms Callie is a dumbass who has no idea what's going on half the time and Marie thanks the lord Jesus Christ every day for giving her enough patience to put up with Callie's shit every single day.
>>147851226
Bingo. I know she likes chargers so I thought she'd appreciate it.
fuck marie
>>147852153
Fuck Marie but also fuck Marie am i right
>>147851508
i hope there's no one who has to deal with mariefags' shit every single day
>>147851117
yes, she has a tear in her hear :(
it's easier to see in person
>>147852153
Absolutely
>>147841318
Did the poster of this say where he got all the hats from? I like the ones with the circle.
ahhhh!!! she's so cute!!
>>147853676
I was looking on ebay for Splatoon merchandise and these ones are from SDCC 2015. Dunno about the hats with the other logos on them.
It sure would be nice if Nintendo sold those and other merch styled like the things you would find ingame. Those ones they were selling around when the game launched were pretty ugly.
exclusive shot of a VIP (Very Important Princess)
>>147852703
oh, that doesn't seem too bad. looks like an easy fix.
>>147855132
i know. it's just that i know next to nothing about handicraft and sewing and all that.
i kind of want to pick it up though, just because of her... i'd like to start spending more on hobbies.
it's just, she's very important to me and i don't want to see her get damaged...
A rare Marie
>>147855889
I've seen this before
do you have the callie version
What this I hear about more nerfs? Last I played the Sloshing Machine got faster movement speed and then I heard something about Dynamos.
What's this about Krakens
>>147856807
just play the game bruv
>>147856845
No internet. All I got is my phone and Splatoon won't run on mobile data
>>147857335
oh...
well the most recent patch nerfed bubbler and kraken duration by a second or so. it also nerfed dynamo range by a bit. I think that was it.
>>147857432
What's this about the game being dead as well. I thought Splatfests were irrelevant now we could hack and the real meta had only begun
>>147857707
it's just a joke. the game is in decline, yes, but the multiplayer isn't dead at all. the gooks will always be there to fill lobbies.
speaking of gooks, how is the 2ch's splatoon general doing these day? does anyone here browse it?
i could watch her for hours...
>>147841318
what's that big orange squid plushie from? only one I know are the World of Nintendo ones
>>147858124
She'll get tired eventually
>>147858268
But then she'd put up no resistance dummy
>sushi hat flying off her head
this is inkopolis evolution which has been in the game for a while but i just noticed how adorable that is
help an idiot
3 subs = 1 main?
>>147854797
The other hats are at the Nintendo World store in New York. At least they were about two ago months ago when I went.
Who /autistic/ here?
Each weapon I main must be different and each must have a different sub weapon and a different special from one another. This means I can only main up to 10 weapons at the very most. And each build I use with each weapon must be unique too.
>>147841318
that's quite honestly an impressive collection, holy shit
>>147858725
Resistance against what?
>>147858919
3 subs ~= 0.9 main
>took four tries to get this shot
this is the cutest thing ever... i love her so much
>>147841318
I'm so fucking jealous god damn
I'd never leave that room
>calliefags so retarded they literally can't press x
sasuga waifushitters
>>147858976
I refuse to main popular weapons. I have to use something that isn't as popular. I will never main the splattershots, dynamos, etc. it's partly because it gives me a false sense of superiority, but also because it gives me an excuse to play badly (y-you were using a better weapon!)
>>147859631
Shame about the reticle.
>>147859862
This is literally the whole reason /ink/ is awful at this game and refuses to improve.
>>147859746
>>147859883
>>147860101
I'm pretty sure it's just me but okay
>>147858976
nice /v/ meme dude
is it just me or are callie's tentacles different than from the concerts?
back then they seemed really rigid and stiff but ingame it feels like they're letting the engine do all the work which makes them seem way more natural
i like it
>>147860216
saved
you already know what I want Callie to do to me with those tentacles
>>147860871
also screenshot
>>147860871
It would make sense that they might have a different physics model. Or specifically, that the concert renderings used a different physics model from the game.
>>147861024
I want her to smother me with them
I want her to let me massage them
>>147861387
define smother
>>147861475
press my face with them and suffocating me, giving me sweet release
>>147860269
It's good of you to admit so, but everyone else here (who actually plays the game i.e 2 other people) uses it as an excuse.
>i refuse to use a weapon which will enable me to win because i dont know how to use this 'weak' weapon
>instead ill complain about other people using overpowered weapons that i can also use but refuse to because i'd rather complain and self pity
how many more months do you think we have
I think these threads will be gone by the end of august
>>147863979
Nigga, the threads will never be gone.
Dead threads can fall off the board. They can exhaust all topics. They can become deserts.
But they will always go on. Remember /nintyg/? The thread that gets routinely pushed off? The thread that goes hours without a single post?
They're still on /vg/.
Generals can have dead hours, or even dead threads, but they can never truly die.
>>147863979
sometimes generals continue on for ages even long after all of the content of the subject matter has been completely solved, see /utg/, /ksg/, and /hsg/
sometimes generals just suddenly die even though there's still plenty of content to discuss, see /bfg/, /hmg/, and /irg/
there's really no telling how this will play out
>>147859862
>Thought I would be a C rank shit all my life
>Become a gal shitter
>Already at B
The only thing I can't bring myself to do is where unfresh gear.I gotta look fresh even if my main stats aren't too great.
https://twitter.com/NintendoFrance
>>147864512
If a game is truly unpopular then its general actually does die. Someone made a general for an MMO I play back in August last year and it got a single reply, and who knows when the last actually populated general was. It isn't on fireden at least.
That MMO is absolutely nowhere near Splatoon's popularity though. Even if there really isn't anything to talk about here and the userbase slowly continues to dwindle down, I'm sure it'll stick around.
>amiibos came in the mail today
such happy
concert preparations!
look how nervous they are... everyone gave them a warm welcome, though!
Sheldon's Picks vol 3 when?
>Guy at Gamestop says they only get as many amiibos as they have preorders for.
Not sure how that works considering he let me preorder the day before they came out. Seems like a retarded system if he just wasn't trying to scam a preorder out of me. Oh well at least I got them.
http://www.comic-clear.jp/comic.aspx?c=10
here's a bunch of japanese splatoon comics
>>147866010
in Spla2NX
>>147865184
Everquest? project1999? I remember those, but they moved to /vr/ for a few months before dying out again.
Splatoon is popular, it might not be dragonball popular but it wont die anytime soon. Fuck, katawa shoujo came out 2012 and they are still having threads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hpiz6tgbLXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gytkP0SZl60
Is it okay to kiss Marie's amiibo
>>147867356
Shit i already did it
>>147867661
now you're going to jail
>>147864512
>/nintyg/
Who?
>>147868770
Well i'll see you guys later
>>147850958
>>147851508
I think it's more that Callie can't bare to be apart from her Marie. You could say it's because Callie needs to be under constant supervision and needs an adult to hold her hand, but it's probably just because she doesn't want to leave her best friend again.
>>147869081
>deleted
HA
>>147869081
Boi if they deleted your goodnight post what makes you think this'll last?
Also you should try to only use the ones that don't feature semen, that's against a rule.
>>147869332
she will have to get over it when one of them is forced into retirement after this splatfest
>>147869081
Finally
>>147846509
>it doesn't count because I say so
>>147846509
Might have to check out tf2 again then.
Do we also get a t-shirt cosmetic representing our team after we've voted?
>>147870696
quality post, even posted a splatoon-related picture to make it relevant!
>>147870748
im very sorry
>>147870696
Hate to say it, but based mods.
>>147870696
get fuck
>>147869548
>>147870084
>>147870878
>>147870951
i see
i didn't know people felt so strongly about my posts
in that case, i'll stop
>>147871108
I don't mind them at all, it's just funny that the mods consider Callie /b/ tier garbage.
>>147871108
thanks
>>147871108
i like them, they're so consistent it lets me know all is right with the world
>>147870696
Its just a new janitor wave, back to normal posting within a week or so when they get bored/fired
How are the carbon rollers balanced holy fuck why would you use any other roller
>>147871108
Whenever a new Janitor wave hits its shit for about 2 weeks or so. People apply to police threads, they get fired for focusing on one thread too long. The rest get bored/lax because they have to shift through shit for free. Give it time
>>147871817
Better question is why you'd ever use a Brush
Literally lethal from any distance, god bless Burst Bombs, such a valuable and balanced addition to the game
I'm very pleased I can always have Splatfest in my plaza now. Will they just keep a pool of Callie vs Marie miiverse posts to show off when you use the amiibos?
>>147872678
Do the stages become nighttime or is only the plaza affected?
so how shall i dispose of the marie amiibo
no i don't have acid
>>147871969
That and it's hard to deal with, i have to really to be on my toes that im not caught between charges with one of them on the enemy side
>>147872814
Only the plaza. You can't go in stores or lobbies. All the squids in the lobby will be wearing either a Callie or Marie shirt, same for you depending on which amiibo you use.
>>147872819
you shouldask your mom, like you've been doing all this time with everything else in your life
Are you currently EVADING A BAN, anon?
The new tf2 update has additional voice lines; the Soldier describe himself as having 'the silent majesty of a Kraken'. Could be a reference?
>>147873895
>silent majesty of a kraken
soldier confirmed for panic button shitter
>>147872819
you don't
it'd make callie sad
>>147873895
post it
>>147874002
callie would be overjoyed to see marie smashed to pieces anon
>>147872819
Why did you buy both if you only wanted one~?
>sham still blogging like anyone gives a shit
>>147874076
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ArChK-OyIC8
Skip to 2:31.
I mean of all animals or mythical creatures he could've mentioned, this seems oddly specific.
>>147874186
double pack only
>>147874582
You can buy them separately where I live
It would be considerably cheaper to buy one on their own
>>147865061
I mean you can do both if you have enough snails or cash
>>147874369
interesting
>>147874865
fuck off eurocuck
>>147875031
>land of the free
>cucked into buying extra things you don't want
>>147875251
>wanting to get rid of marie
>not wanting to use marie's amiibo to see callie's relaxed pose while marie sings
if you can, can you not tho?
i'm even american and i know that america is land of the fat, home of the debt
land of the fags, home of the mutants
land of the millennials, home of the SOCJUS
it's literally cancer: the country
we need to fuck off back to england/france/germany/spain and give back this stolen land
>>147873895
You missed the part where the Pyro says Woomy?
>>147875465
england here, we don't want you back
staying on topic, is anyone joining that great british splat off thing that was mentioned last thread?
>>147875465
Give it back to who, you killed all the Indians.
>>147875771
Technically England is the free-est country in the world right now.
Also Splat-off what now?
>>147875946
it's a uk tournament
>>147875787
give it back to the earth
>>147876129
Neat.
>>147876223
You polluted and raped that pretty bad too.
>>147876295
more information on this http://www.nintendo.co.uk/News/2016/July/The-Splatoon-Summer-of-Splat-begins-this-July--1120899.html
someone put this in the op next thread
>>147876449
better that we stop before we make it any worse, at least
>>147874934
I like to cosplay when I use certain weapons. So while my subs are fine my main abilities aren't always optimal.
Which is the best Range Blaster, Grim or Custom?
>>147877362
Grim
>>147879396
>we will never get nice splatfest colours againunless this is a publicity stunt
>>147880113Splatfests: back by popular demand!
>>147877362
The one, and the only true original unique weapon:
Blaster.
>>147880640
Looking at how cluttered the Miiverse is with demands for it to stay, I would not be surprised if it did.
>>147880742
The default Blaster is my favorite by far
Friends with Octolings
>>147880742
Too little range, outclassed by Luna in every way
>>147881009
I sincerely hope this artist dies in a fiery fire
>>147881079
>too little range
>outclassed by (something with even shorter range)
????
>>147881009
listen my man
you gotta broaden your perspective a little bit
consider this:
friends withOCTARIANS
>>147881079
>Too little range, outclassed by Luna in every way
wat
Luna has terrible range, just because it's very effective in TC, doesn't mean it's OP. You rarely see people bringing Luna to any other mode that isn't TC.
Also, vanilla Blaster still takes the throne because besides Rapid Blaster Pro Deco, it has a perfect kit for its stats, and that's Disruptor to not let people escape, and Killer Wall to solve the range's problem.
>>147881407
>>147881993
If you're okay with that little range why not use the thing that has good sets?
Blaster is trash, Luna is cheap trash, Rapid Blasters are a joke, Range Blaster rules the world.
>>147882186
Sorry, I don't enjoy having horrendous firerate, no close combat and horrible cooldown as a trade for better range.
>>147882584
Does your Chode Blaster pack Burst Bombs? Or a Kraken? Or bombs of any kind?
No, so shut up about close combat.
>>147882745
Callie's on the rag
>>147882745
Why isn't there a soundtrack download somewhere in the OP?
>>147882837
>Or a Kraken?
Most people only use Kraken as a from of panic button, not really an offensive option. All you need to do is run away from, and wait for the effect to turn off, so you can attack the Kraken user safely.
Also, Bubbler is better. With Kraken, you're forced in only squid mode for some seconds, until it runs off, while with Bubbler, you have more liberty.
>Or bombs of any kind?
Suction Bombs, Ink Mines and Seekers.
>Burst Bombs?
While I agree, you need to be careful in ink's consumption. Two Burst Bombs and some more shots and you're already out of ink, leaving you open for attacks.
>>147883639
Support the developers!
Buy your audio discs from reputable sellers!
>>147883639
Now that I think about it, no one ever bothered to put the voice clips or the OST mega links in the OP either.
OCTO BULLIES
>>147884853
i want to fuck a octoling in front of a crowd
>>147883801
Not them but the problem with Bubbler is you're confined to whatever ground you have covered for movement, while Kraken takes you wherever you want. That's liberty. Also perfect for carving Rainmaker paths.
>>147885425
>tfw the RM holder actually follows your path and dunks it
>>147885734
>Rare game discussion going on
>Squid Sister fags still can't stay out
for fucks sake
>>147884412
>[Deleted]
>>147885819
Didn't mean to upset you. Better?
>>147881079
imma disrupt yo face
It's a slow day with Callieman banned
>>147886927
>callieanon was responsible for half of the posts on /ink/ threads
Maybe we can die now.
>>147887703
We died like three times this week already
>>147886927
what happened... how did he get banned? I'll miss him
>>147888685
The mods consider saying goodnight to your imaginary girlfriend and expressing your desire to cum on her spam
>>147886927
Who killed Marie?
>>147888841
That's an incomplete statement.
