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>Old Thread
>>147728974
first for no souvenir drops this major
1st for tariks mom
3rd for VP > pashaBiceps
de_dallas when ???
https://twitter.com/seguifox13/status/751278909895745537
>>147792982
sounds good, CSGO needs more T sided maps
>>147793285
DELET THIS
honey get me and she caught me red handed creeaping with the girl next door
I just saw someone ace the pistol round with all headshots. It was amazing.
>>147793789
fucking lmao
>>147792982
>*DEAD*(Counter-Terrorist) TexasTim77: fucking 64 tick
Now that Dallas has started the Race War... http://www.strawpoll.me/10694834/
>>147792982
>Wasting 5 bullets on one kill
NA Awping
>>147794926
no it wasnt
hey guyse check out these sick mirage smokes i invented
>>147797032
my next one is next lvl but it only works in casual
>>147797032
>>147797179
>mirage
damp smokes for a damp map
>>147797179
this one i like to use to push in connector cuz it never works to help cross cat since it works as a one way for cts
thats all
>>147797179
what would happen to your mirage smokes if it's windy?
>>147797584
theres no wind variables in cs this is not neoturf masters
>>147797584
>>147797685
>Precisely 90 seconds between posts
>>147797724
that guy is a known samefag in /fgg/
about this gambling shit
who are going to be charged anyway? im watching this richard lewis video and they are talking about jailtime and shit which is ok but they only talk about 1 person when the website itself was represented by shitton amount of streamers, devs and also valve(guy said valve can fix this)
and what are the actual charges? botting? how was the guy scamming everybody?
i really don't understand what is going on right now. never even heard of that website before this 'event'
Astralis
SK
Liquid
fnatic
lets go bois
Realisticly can Fnatic win this major?
I have always hated them up until a few months ago when I realized that even if they always win (before olof left) they are incredibly entertaining to watch and full of quality memes.
I kinda want them back on top.
>>147798773
>I have always hated them up until a few months
I wonder which website you came from a few months ago........................
>>147798194
americans really are the dumbest people on earth
>>147798812
thanks konata-chwan im yogatta my has waifu come to defend me
>>147798993
sounds to me like he recently started browsing reddit
>>147799072
Reddit has always hated fnatic aka our literal boys
>>147798548
Gambit
F3
Liquid
VP
why do you wanna see NaVi vs SK again? fucking lame
>>147799072
>>147798993
>>147799101
>le reddit meme
so fucking original
>>147799114
>why do you wanna see NaVi vs SK again?
umm... did you read my post? dumb gotard
whats the most entertaining team to watch?
all memes aside, when liquid get the ball rolling, their play-style is super cool
navi is a fucking snooze fest, same with favelas
>>147798773
who cares nato is going to declare that blacks can have only one child or punishment of death -phillip k dick
>>147799165
If you want originality you're on the wrong website, there are people on 4chainz who have made the same post day after day for years
>>147799208
its a long
its a long way back to the place where we used to sing
>>147798773
can't see them win against SK, let alone Na'Vi when olof and jw are this washed up
>>147799269
I'm well aware of what this place is but even after a decade I expect a normal answer to a question every now and then.
I never learn.
>>147799441
>doubting
my movement is insane
>>147799165
>>147799269
>>147799473
hello reddo
>>147799208
i enjoy watching Virtus Pro when they start winning some rounds. Probably because i feel like theyre the eternal underdogs in any tournament.
TTTTLOO PLEASE 3-0
HAHAHAHAHA
VP OR ASSTRALIS
>>147799716
nice stutter step senpai
i'm about to bet $133 on VP
AMA
>>147801307
vp ez
WHAT THE FUCK TyLOO FUCK U REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why do people like redeye?
KURRRRRRRRRRWA
How can I look more like Kennys?
>>147801840
lose your jaw and get a fuccboi haircut
>>147801307
im from the future and astralis wins 2-1
>>147801840
Real talk a guy in my Korean class looks 100% like KennyS, is french, and said his hobby is counterstrike wtf
oh my god the fnatic lady is there
~~~
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IT'S HER
>>147802353
>>147802363
>>147802481
please stop
my heart cannot take it
>>147800938
Literally how did this happen
I know NiP are inconsistent as fuck but 16/2 TO FLIPSIDE ON CACHE?????? HOW
>>147802481
>>147802363
did anone ever find out what her name is
Colossal noob here, is the R8 Revolver any good even after nerfs? It looks sick but I don't want to use it if it's useless
gee i wonder if this BO3 will have cobblestone
get your bottom line teeth fixed already you fucking monkey
jesus its so annoying
>>147802658
Breasts-chan
>>147802658
https://twitter.com/MayaDucasse
https://www.instagram.com/mayaducasse/
![stdin_snapshot_08.22_[2016.07.08_00.58.11].png](https://i.imgur.com/EEdDxoz.jpg "stdin_snapshot_08.22_[2016.07.08_00.58.11].png")
>>147802664
thank fucking christ
>>147802743
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieyt
>>147802658
the KRIMZon chin
>>147802743
eh, spoiled bitch
the magic is god
so who wins on overpass?
>>147802880
both
>>147802840
gone*
brain please
>>147802660
Please respond, I want to know
>>147802916
No its garbage
>>147802916
Yes its amazing
>>147802916
r8 is bad just get a fiveseven or tech 9
>>147802931
>>147802948
:^)
>>147802968
>tech 9
>drinking beer 10 am in the morning just to show how grown up you are
>>147803176
You should go outside
She is fucking hideous
I'll have a whiskey on the rocks, dry, shaken not stirred
*turns head and tips fedora*
And for you, m'lady?
>>147802481
damn those look nice and firm
>>147803165
never been to a festival senpai?
>>147803242
it's okay if you're gay buddy i don't care
>>147803246
>whiskey
>rocks
>dry
>shaken not stirred
anon i..
>major tournament
>vote bug still exists
>>147803354
can't wait for the VAC error tech pause
>>147803282
She looks like a fucking horse
Not my fault your standards are dirt
58th for hikos sister
>>147803309
Just a little knight cap to wake me up
>>147803254
this is an esport even in a weekday morning
whoever drinks is an immature faggot or an alcoholic
outside music festival? dance festival? food festival? sure go ahead drink yourself to death
this is just some acne nerds showing how cool they are
I don't mind hot girls ignoring me, but when I send an ugly girl a message, and she reads it but doesn't reply, it triggers the fuck out of me. Uhh excuse me honey I was doing you a favor!!
>>147803454
oink
holy fuck ESL is trying way too fucking hard with these random ass pop up screens showing different sides of the map
WHy the fuck did i bet on astralis +4.5 on overpass
>>147803454
>>147803454
What yo gonna do? teleport behind me??
>fnatic mousepad
>>147803625
I just used a sheet of paper and when it went mouldy I got a new sheet of paper
>>147803517
PGL is doing the production stuff
>>147802743
she's getting paid to be a fnatic fan at events
>>147803662
yeah i figured once i saw that spawn flyover camera view
>>147803625
i really want to get one but its so expensive to ship it to hungary;;
>its a pansy cast episode
SNACKS
SNAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
THIS GAME IS OVER
IDGAF
>The City of Astralis
SNAX
N
A
X
SNAX WHAT THE FUCK
SNAX
N
A
X
fuckin snax
>>147803780
>It's a VP dominates Overpass episode
Oh boy, can't wait for their best map Train
Snax confirmed for our guy
Fuck Dev1ce
>>147803797
>IDGAF
iddkd
MAYBE A FUCKING REPLAY INSTEAD OF FLYING CAMERAS
uh oh
snax toggled btw
>>147803872
literal a c e incoming
VP can u let Asstralis get to at least 12 rounds before smashing them?
t. clenching bettor
>>147803872
Stop watching Karrigan
KARRIGAN BTFO
lmao karrigan losing ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
nigga knows he gonna lose this
are there no booths again?
ffs ESL, you had one job
look at all these nerds, paying money, to watch other nerds play a video game
C R I N G E
>>147803964
>are there no booths again?
i'd prefer booths, but which major had booths? none
Why do all westerns look like boypussy?
>>147803964
Players said the booths were hot as shit and didn't even really help.
HAHAHAHAHA
Whitties go home
ASSTRALIS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
yo this fucking camera work is terrible fire dat nigga already
what the fuck
why didn't he tell his teammate where he was
i hate how PGL doesn't follow certain smokes/mollys
jesus fuck, pasha is THE worst pro to try to meme with that gun
so now that auto snipers are good, what will you say about them now you fucking faggots?
>>147804287
jesus fuck, pasha is THE worst pro
WHERE IS MY FUCKING
D R O P
R
O
P
>>147804291
Auto snipers have always been good in the right hands. It's just not good in MM when your GN4 teammate spends ever dollar he has to buy one then gets picked mid and suddenly the enemy has a free 6k gun
what does csgog think about JW?
>>147804327
type !drop in chat
>>147804350
best
Has anyone actually changed mouse and noticed a difference in their aim? For better or worse I'm just interested. I've had the same one for ages now.
>>147804350
he's a fat nerd with big gums
>>147804350
got fucked by the AWP nerf, never really recovered, now is even in a bigger slump
>>147804291
Wow I just checked my inventory when you said that and saw I got a Mirage box.
>>147804350
our pige
pasha v zonic who is more shit
>>147804350
Haram as fuck but the best player in the world
>>147804350
Only likable person on that swedecuck team.
WHO IS THIS CAMERAMAN
FIRE HIM
>>147804410
>AWP
>nerf
Tell that to worldedit
how fat is this cunt hahaha
FUCK U ASTURDALIS REEEEEEEEEEE
>>147804616
Pasha
>>147804616
Get_Erect
>>147804616
who is ceh9
>>147804575
just bulking
>>147804620
>betting on chokestralis with a Tier 4 and their GN4 tier coach as standins
>>147804705
Is he even a pro player anymore?
>>147804784
fucking right i did.
>betting on VP as overdog ever
>not believing in our danes
inb4 nuke doesn't get played all major
>>147804784
i onl bet on them winning >11.5 rounds which i thought would be p managable
>>147804832
The VP superstition only applies to online matches baka
>>147804860
kek get fucked Valve
although that means infernew wont be made unless they see nuke played
>>147804941
device is shit
glaive is king
>zonic is 2/1/15
kek
>>147805129
and he has an m4 while device/xyp has an ump
>>147805025
It's neither the group stage nor the final though.
>>147804291
why are they good now??
ESL's shit production stands out even more after eleague.
>zonic has 3 hours played in the last 2 weeks
>>147805281
practicing is for GIRLS and HOMOS
uhh
>he bet on VP
when is team oink playing?
today?
>>147805461
no, tomorrow
>>147805461
http://www.hltv.org/match/2303387-gambit-fnatic-esl-one-cologne-2016
>>147805461
half-past flush yourself
>bet on vp
>vp 12-10 against zonic
holy fuck my sides
glaive is way better than kjaebye
with dupreeh back this could be a legit championship team
Since when did AK require less skill than FAMAS?
And why are people so fucking edgy in mm?
HE'S
>betting
>when you could work at that nice restaurant
>virtus prostate
FUCKING
MANAGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>virtus poo
>craptalis
@ me when the real good teams play
IT'S SO EMO DUDE
this is england vs iceland all over again
A FUCKING MANAGER
A FUCKING MANAGER
wtf was that round lmfao
AFTER ALL THIS YEARS.
I FINALLY GOT A DROP
seriously? to get killed by ZONIC? of all fucking people
kek
maybe dupreeh was the problem after all
>losing to a manager
>>147805941
I want a webm of Zonic fumbling through that bank smoke lol
astralis would have choked with kjaerbye and dupreeh LEL
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAND
Stream lagging for anyone else? I have 100/100 and it keeps freezing.
LOSING TO ZONIC
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>147805997
SOO MANY TIMES
>>147806026
same
>>147805150
quarter(final)
keep glaive and kjaerbye
>>147806026
>>147806045
nvm Steam was auto-downloading an update at 13mb/s.
A FUCKING DENTIST
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
fuck vp and astralis, i'm just cheering for zonic
>choke entire half
>finally get 1 round when the enemy get 14 rounds
virtus premier
i bet zonic gets a 2k here with a mag
Apologize.
bot biceps
kek taz's reaction
SO FUCKING STUPID MAN
A MANAGER
Why is it situations where a team is playing with a coach or something do I want them to win so badly? Zonic looks like a friendly guy and for all I know he could be a dick but I want him to win for some reason.
VIRTUS CHOKE
>>147806089
A FUCKING MANAGER
http://zorkz.ovh/nafpl/soundboard/sound96.mp3
meme
come on vp you old used up ballsacks
>>147806228
It's called passion
meme daddy
holy fuck theres a guy fatter than zonics in the crowd
PAPA
>>147806194
APOLOGIZE
OVERTIME
V
E
R
T
I
M
E
>>147806089
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN DUDE
>>147806242
>>147806089
http://zorkz.ovh/nafpl/soundboard/sound40.mp3
A FUCKING MANAGER
>/csgog/ constantly shits on papa
>drops a 30 bomb vs astralis
dazed would've ended this game already, not this OT bullshit
#freeDaZeD
Memeceps
>empty seats
uhhhhhhh gotards?
Minus memeceps, are VP our guys?
post yfw our guys flipside knock out reddit
>>147806420
$100 down the drain.
>>147806420
They did that yesterday
god moses makes we wet with excitement over these pro cs games! i just can't stop drooling over his impeccable commentary
>>147806454
and they can do it again
lmao zonic in a 1v4 clutch situation
o im laffin
why is this nigga last to live? he should be baiting for the rest
>neo moving and spraying like a madman
>vp cant win 5v4 in regulation
lmaO
>there are people here who don't play on 1280x960 stretched
>>147806593
1280x800 stretched > that garbo
>>147806593
for a reason lmao
so karrigan got cucked 3 rounds in a row
>>147806593
most patrician res tbqhwyf
>there are people who don't play on hikos sensitivity
>>147806593
i play on something else if i want stretched
Karrigan literally got entried twice without doing a single point of damage. He's choking hard af.
