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>building a rocket with an xbox controller
edition

>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a finished game.

>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.

>What are the devs doing?
The most recent update (1.1) was supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, be 64bit friendly, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. While achieving none of these goals, the game is now more unstable than ever, with many users being unable to use the game at all. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Flying Tiger Entertainment) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U, with a release deadline that seems to keep slipping.

>Should I buy the game?
KSP is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Oops!". The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics. The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.
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Previous thread: >>147547862

>Trailer:
youtube.com/watch?v=qSyjKmiqoKk

>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14

>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/11ESnTdE

>Game site
http://kerbalspaceprogram.com/
http://dontdothisto.me/Games/iamabadperson/

>KSP mods
https://www.dropbox.com/s/atzhizfw7pxjdoa/RLA_ProbeParts.zip?dl=0 (RLA probe parts, /kspg/ exclusive)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/50701-c (forum mod list)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/forum/4-add-ons/ (mod subforums)
http://spacedock.info/ (community mod repository)

>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0

>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg

>Some useful calculators
http://ksp.olex.biz/ (phase angle calculator, for planning trips to other planets)
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/index.php?/topic/87463-1 (deltaV map)

>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/

>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
http://i.imgur.com/dJQEXBX.png

>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if

>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html

>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/

>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org

>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html

BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, and planes are also welcome ITT.

kspg.sytes.net

NOTE: "kerbal" anywhere in the OP as well as "kspg" in the subject cause the thread to autosage. Please use [REDACTED] in place of these terms when making a new thread.
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HULLO!
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True Thread
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BURN SQUADCAST
THURS 6PM EST
TWITCH DOT TV SLASH KSPTV
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Only (You) can bring about a better Paradigm for KSP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0ul-BghOAs
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Show me a single example of a female competently playing KSP.

traps don't count
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rape your animals etc etc
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>>147662828
Hullo friend
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Reminder there's literally nothing wrong with posting OpenTTD in kspg
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>>147664178
Do not rape
Only give kind, gentle lovings to your animals
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Bernie/Trump 2016
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>>147664050
I'm a female and I can land on the Mun with mechjeb and max 3 quickloads.
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>>147664451
>Can't consent
>Not rape
uh okay
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>>147664618
>
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>>147664580
Please pay your tax of two tits and a time stamp before claiming something so outrageous.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhm7-LEBznk

Now try explaining Orbital Velocity
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>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
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>>147665202
>women
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>>147665202
>3:40
>I'm not guesstimating
>I'm using Math and Science
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Post cool spess

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubble_Ultra-Deep_Field
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ded
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You have been visited by the ball python of shitposting!

Your thread will be comfy, fun and janitor free, but only if you post "thank you kind snek" within this thread!
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>>147669684
>still using a phone camera for pictures
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>>147669684
Thank you kind snek.

Hullo
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>>147669684
"thank you kind snek"
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>>147669684
Thank you kind snek

also page 10
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Apparently I crashed my jet into Kerbin's surface with such force that one of the debris exited the solar system.
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>>147676564
F

This makes me think, what would happen if a small chunk of something, like metal, impacted the earth at relativistic speeds? Say it didn't burn up in the atmosphere and hit the surface at the speed of light.

What would happen?
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>>147676809
If it's super small and goes super fast, it would probably result in overpenetration. While it could have as much energy as a massive asteroid going slower, such a small object won't be able to transmit its energy into Earth.
Would probably do some damage, but most likely go right through Earth and move on.
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>>147676809
http://what-if.xkcd.com/1/
I suspect the material composition if the projectile doesn't matter much at relativistic speeds.
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>>147677276
How small are you talking for overpenetration? I'm thinking about maybe twenty feet in diameter.

>>147677368
I thought of this already, in fact I have his hook about 5 feet away, but this talks about the interaction with the air, and it burns up releasing that energy. I want to know about if it impacted the earth's surface, like a meteorite.
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>>147677808
That's not exactly small.
I assumed he meant something like the size of a head of a pin traveling at near light speed.
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>>147677925
Like >>147676564's plane. It crashed into Kerbin and got flung out of the solar system because of shitty code. But what if it was traveling at that speed when it hit the planet?
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>>147677808
>I want to know about if it impacted the earth's surface, like a meteorite.
http://what-if.xkcd.com/20/
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>>147678193
Ah, that's much more like it. I haven't read that one. Thanks, friend.
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>>147678116
Just do some math to figure out how much kinetic energy it has, and convert that to megatons of tnt or whatever
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>>147664618
it's not rape merely because there is a lack of explicit consent.

see: most sex in the first world, which happens because people are aware that it's something both want because human beings aren't all autistic and can make inferences, safe in the knowledge that if they are genuinely uncomfortable they can state so.
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>>147679008
Oky doky then. Let's see what Wolfram gives me.
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>>147679120
Yet retarded people won't understand that because "muh morals"
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>>147679351
Interpreting from that I have the number in comparison to other ones. Doesn't seem like that much.
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>>147679008
I'm pretty sure that can't account for relativistic effects, though
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>>147679503
Okay, I take that back. Some more research shows me that the average nuclear bomb releases about 5.021×10^13 joules of energy.

At 4.077×10^19 joules our impact is the equivalent of about 812,000 nuclear weapons being detonated at once.

RIP earth.

F
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KEK
E
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http://what-if.xkcd.com/21/
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bamp
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Good morning kspg
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>>147683693
I hope the refugee that is sleeping in your bed got a good night's sleep.
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>>147683792
>implying I'm a euro
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>>147683693
Are you rusky bro?
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>>147683994
No_
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>>147684219
You're always welcome. Just don't pay attention to our annoying regular a.k.a. yuri_
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>>147684424
>bullying for the sake of bullying

Reeee
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It's kind of sad, but by far the most success I had with spaceplane reentries is by sending the ship into an uncontrollable spin at 60km. This way the heat is neatly spread around the ship evenly, and parts have time to cool during the rotation.
Trying to do a legit reentry always causes the nose part to slowly overheat and blow up.
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>>147684819
She's just annoying.
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>>147684834
post your spacecraft?
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>>147684918
Tune it out like a normal human bean.
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>>147684819
>for the sake of bullying
snek did you ever read the geek social fallacies list?
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>>147685357
Okay.

Reminder this is not a hugbox.
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>>147685870
Reminder ruining the threads comfiness is not allowed, even if you dont like the person
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Do you ever notice how the posters who go on about bullying never call anyone out on hostile posts, especially towards those new to the general who don't yet know it isn't about KSP?

Yet the minute you politely say "Your post didn't need an image" or "It's unnecessary to greet people, this is not an IRC channel" they'll get ready to tell you you have to stop bullying.

>>147686309
>comfiness
In light of the above, let's call it what it is:
Please don't ruin MY comfiness in MY circlejerk with MY avatarfag friends. Feel free to lynch anyone I deem unimportant, though.
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>>147686309
There's no such thing as thread comfiness.

But I guess you're referring it to what >>147686407 is saying, if so, this is still not a hugbox.
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>>147572127
here's mexmops steam
http://steamcommunity.com/id/MokaPlz/
and incase he changes the ID again: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197983341597

>yfw he has shit taste
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>yfw hes a goon
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disgusting
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>>147687630
> This profile is private.
REEEEEEEEEE
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>sitting at home
>starving to death
>checking bank account every few minutes
>waiting for check to cash so I can go get a burger.
This is my fucking life.
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>>147689768
You need some 50lb. sacks of rice in your life
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>>147690014
That's just money that could be spent on vodka.
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>>147689768
>not eating salted butter and honey in bread
you deserve it desu
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>>147689768
dunno about where you live but where i live bread (especially store-brand stuff that costs like £0.50) is amazing as cheap food

it's not particularly exciting, but toast is always nice.
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>>147690641
>>147691560
I've been living off of bread, butter, and peanut butter for the last two weeks. I'm desperate for a good, juicy burger right now.
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>you will never look a white male in the eyes while you reenact the american sniper drill scene on his disgusting white male spawn
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>You will never burn all gays and non-whites
>You will never ever make the earth great again.
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>>147693020
>>147693197
TRILLARY FOR 20DENT
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slavic geometry bump
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>>147696748
>You wil either
>wil

Heh.
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Guys, I've got my burger.
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>>147697934
Nice.
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this been fixed yet?
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>>147699056
What am I looking at?
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Golden Boy
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>>147699102
revolutionary mexican materials engineering, aka massless parts
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>>147699689
Dunno about mass, but won't the new aerodynamics fuck it?
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spess shutto
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>>147702150
>USA = 2 explosions, killing 14
>USSR = 0 explosions, killing 0

Who won the space race again?
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>>147702150
fixed
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sleepy kspg
here is a lander
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>>147703768
Sleep tight, anon. I love you!
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>>147702272
isn't it obvious?
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>>147703768
always pissed me off that the apollo-ish lander can only carries 1
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>>147704036
just stack another can on top :^)
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>>147703168
>>147702150
Whats the difference?
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>>147687630
>Champions Online
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>>147687630
Do you have other devs steam ?
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>>147704464
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>>147704738
so......................... nothing?
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>>147705006
look closer
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>>147705039
Oh, now I see.

I submit for your engineering judgement the SR-71 Blackbird.
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>>147705210
[no response]
I assume that's because in the time between when you received my reply and began writing your own, your remote location's aerospace very briefly played host to one of our many Godplanes and it delivered American style absolution to your entire village.

Shall we talk about the warthog? Or the chinook? How about Nuclear powered Trident submarines?
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>>147707116
So you are here, you're just ignoring my post because you're scared of America
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>>147707176
I'm not him.
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>>147707198
Sure thing, champ. So which memes are you, then?
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>>147705940
>Nuclear powered Trident submarines?
Cool thing, but Britain doesn't need them. :^)
I'm going away for an hour or two so I can't actually reply if you want to disagree with that sentiment. If you've got more cutaways, post 'em.
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>>147707226
Hullo
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>>147707240
>>147707269
HoldYourFire = Yuri
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>>147707436
Incorrect
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>>147705039
>you'll shit brix
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>>147707269
Hullo. So have you slept well ?
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>>147707557
I hope you still haven't seen a medical professional about the blood in your stool
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>>147707795
Hiya. I did, thank you. I got woken up once during the day by some jerk with his car horn in the parking lot though.

My sleep schedule is still messed up though. I woke up at around 5pm. went to the office for a few hours, got home around 2am. :P

Gonna try to go back to bed in the next two hours or so in an attempt to fix it a little more.

>>147707840
What?
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>>147708021
I'm really curious here. What kind of office authorize their employees to come and go at night ? I've never seen that (in France at least).
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>>147708139
I assume a government official carries you to your place of work for your six minutes of labor?
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>>147708021
>What?
I'm talking to >>147707240
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>>147708139
My work requires me to work at least a minimum amount of hours each week, but besides that they really don't care when I do it.

Also, being technically the only person at this location in my department means I do 90% of stuff via email so I don't need to worry about being here when everyone else is.

So I prefer to work late at night when the office is quiet and peaceful, we have a 24 hour store support team that so there is always at least one other person there and my keycard will let me in whenever I want.

It's comfy at night. I'm also a night owl so waking up before noon is crazy for me. :P
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>>147708292
Of course moron, like, everyday. But the term "office" generally sounds more like we talk about employment in the tertiary sector with settled schedules (medical care doesn't count since they're often requisitioned at night). Hence my curiosity mate.

>>147708368
Interesting. What's the business here ?
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>>147708686
I do store planning for a medium-sized retail chain. I work out of the local corporate office branch for the district.
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>>147708368
My work requires i not fuck up anything for my coworkers. That's it. No minimum hours. No limits on vacation days. No bullshit petty firings over nothing.
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>>147708754
So your job is store planner ?
I'm wondering what are the jobs of /kspg/
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>>147709109
Nah. I like mine too much. Y'all can share whatever you want but im good
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>>147709109
That's right! I plan layouts for sales displays, plan store openings, remodels, and closings, etc... I also dabble in other departments if they need help.
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Double last digit = number of miles at the gym RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

#noexcuses
#nogivingup
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>>147709378
>putting a word on your job deprives you from it
Are you mental ?
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>>147709473
>mental illness posting
Please stop this.
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>>147709398
And the most important you can do that whenever you want. You have company's trust desu.

>>147709579
MAN incoming
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>>147709614
Faggot, you are so bad at recognizing me it's comical. I've been shitposting with you for hours.
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/kspg/ no fight!

>>147709614
Pretty much, yeah. I enjoy it. (:
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>>147709641
Max pls.
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>>147662565
who is this girl?
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>>147709885
That the best you got? I'm always down to shit on max

>>147710121
Badie, new cum unity manager. This was the last time she discussed KSP

https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3gvhz1/i_told_you_im_practicing_everyday_im_getting/
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>>147710121
Badie, Squad's "Community Manager."

About the only thing she's been seen to manage, since she's taken the job, anyway, is her personal Twitter account.

Her English appears to be almost non-existent, and her web presence on official channels is pretty minimal.
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>>147710720
>10 months ago
Holy shit. What is she able to do since then ?

>>147710963
This has to be a joke...
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>>147711012
Funny you should ask there's a

SQUADCAST

TODAY

during which you can ask her. It's at 6pm est on Twitch Dot TV Slash KSPTV
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>>147711012
She also does the daily kerbal articles (save for devnotes) which is usually just a picture and a few jumbled illiterate sentences copied and pasted from whatever's being """showcased""". The modding Mondays are especially prone to this. She's a joke.
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>>147711271
I think kasper writes at least 50% of those too
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>>147711307
Meaning, he finds the content and gives her the angle and she fills the rest in like mad libs.

Now that I think about it, its kind of emblematic of the entirety of how KSP was developed. Mexicans half assing it while claiming all the credit and modders cleaning up their mess
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>>147711236
Nthx mate, but you can ask it yourself cause its always the same shit here, someone shouts "burn squadcast" and no one comes there. Squadcast is for Squads bigots who want to suck mexican dicks. I've never seen any of us there.
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Reminder Kasper was given a percentage of Turkey's salary and promptly sold everyone out

Kasper is a traitor
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>>147711421
Citation needed
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>>147711460
I take it you haven't tried interacting with him in the past three months?
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>>147711391
>Squads bigots who want to suck mexican dicks.
Aka MAN. Reminder that plenty of evidence supports he works for them.
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Alright, I'm off to sleep. Goodnight /kspg/
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>>147711502
This meme is so fun! I love that you people are so focused on this!

So, while you're trying to figure out if MAN shot maxmaps from the grassy knoll, let's talk about how strange it is the PS4 and Xbox versions are coming out "some time this month" (they don't have a date?)

Yet the wii-u was announced by nintendo to be the "DEFINITIVE" version of kerbal space program -- so they really really actually are pushing for a November shutdown of the whole enterprise. We need to be planning around this so we can fan the flames in the september/october leadup to november. After five years of shitposting, it all comes down to this. Squad wants a "clean" separation so they can take their embezzled investments and relaunder them.

This is our trench run. This is our thermal exhaust port. This is our proton torpedo, and PDtv was our han solo, coming out of the sun to open a hole for us to exploit.

2016 is /kspg/'s year.
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>>147711879
>MAN's performs damage control.
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>>147711490
Sorry Mr. VIP but we do not all seek to have intercourses with the staff.
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>>147712051
>yurops ESL
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>>147712089
I guess that makes me a primary source, my friend. Do you know what that means?
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>>147711583
oyasumi nasai!
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>>147711879
You said the same about June 16, yet absolutely nothing notable happened that day
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>>147712165
It means you need to post pics or it didn't happen
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>>147712165
That means you can investigate for the greater good.
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DAILY REMINDER THAT SPACEX IS THE BESTESTERERESTEST OFNBILLIONS AND BINNLLIONS OF BINNLIONSS


WHAET? THIS THERD NO LONG R MONITORED BY ADMUNIS BECAUASE WOLE TRED IS ILLEGAL THEN PREPARE FOR THE RATH OF THE TRUTH TELLER YOU ARE NOW TRUTH RECEIVERS
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>>147712636
Dragon, you caused the filter. Please stop digging yourself deeper.
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>>147712636
SEXY AS THE THRUTSERSSS ON A FALON NIN ROCKEL
>>147712694
DEPER INTO WHAT?? YOUR MOMMAS RECTAL ORIFICE?=?!??!?!?!?!??!? HUHHH UHHH
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>>147712247
June 16th was a date set by me. What was supposed to happen came to pass.
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>>147712694
seriously tough: fafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaffafafafaf
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>>147712762
You are a faggot anyway for trying to stir shit up for a date and then do nothing.
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>>147712694
no but seriously now, the filter wasnt becose of me

BUT now that there it is there. i cannot be banned casue this is ban protected, right?
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>>147712871
Why are you here anon? Which memes are yours?

>>147712786
I hope one day you look back at the archives (which will be harder to read than ever thanks to your actions) and realize your book armor was in fact very, very weak.
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>>147712902
well i hope that one day you look at your archives and say tell waht is the maingn of this gaemen ofnbillions>>147712902
>>147712902
>>147712902
>memes are yours?
>>>147712786 (You)
>I hope one day you look back at the archives (which will be harder to read than ever thanks to your actions) and realize your book armor was in fact very, very weak.
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>>147712871
>You are a faggot anyway for trying to stir shit up for a date and then do nothing.
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> Anonymous 07/07/16(Thu)09:16:23 No.147712884 ▶
>>>147712694
>no but seriously now, the filter wasnt becose of me
>BUT now that there it is there. i cannot be banned casue this is ban protected, right?
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> Anonymous 07/07/16(Thu)09:16:51 No.147712902 ▶
>>>147712871
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>>147712902
>Which memes are yours?
Not the ones where I spend months "hyping" a date as if it was judgment day for squad and then do a no-show like a pussy and do nothing when that day comes.
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>>147713104
my favorite meme is the one of people who say the "play the game" and "enjoy it" lol such lulz
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what is the what is what what is what is the waht is the what is what what what is what isnt
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>>147713018
>>147713104
>>147713147
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>>147712762
Would you please fucking stop encouraging that fucking schizo with your mission?
Is it so hard to find help somewhere else that you need that mental wreck of a human being to do the PR job for you?
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>>147713320
implying anthony j. eastwood never actually went so far as to go do was
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>>147713330
>Would you please fucking stop encouraging that fucking schizo with your mission?

I'm sure if you asked MAN yourself, he'd tell you that I've done nothing but ask him to let off.

>Is it so hard to find help somewhere else that you need that mental wreck of a human being to do the PR job for you?

No. But he is enough of a wild card that not keeping him at least nominally in the loop when something big (like, say, the senior developers deciding to all quit at once,) is about to happen.
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>>147713650
>>Would you please fucking stop encouraging that fucking schizo with your mission?

WOULD YOU PLEASE KEEP ON REPLYING TO MY DESPERATE CRIES OF ATTENTION

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>oncle sam wakes up
>thread transits from comfy to shitstorm
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>>147713726
FUCKERYOUFANTASTICOFTHE ASISFOFN HAS BENE OF THE DIVINE CONSUPMTIOPN I AM THE DONOT THAT THIS THDADT DER
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>>147713803
>t. MAN
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>>147713840
so my nickname is MAN this name condensator of all that has forever ha shad a conciousness is mysupreme label? iu like it fellowlings, continue to impregnate my mind with amasewondermetn
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>>147713650
> (like, say, the senior developers deciding to all quit at once,) is about to happen.

Do you happen to work at Squad to say such things ?
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>>147713898
I wonder how many pills you took this time amigo.
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>>147703168
>>147704464
difference is the shuttle is the most expensive irresponsible execution method that was literally once deployed even tough a person called the person who decided if it would fly or not and said " DO NOT LAUNCH THE SHUTTLE IT WILL EXPLODE AND KILL EVERYONE IN IT" the flight director launched still and it exploded

taht is the space shuttel

on the other hand we have a marvel of modern technology one of the first automated spacecraft that was done by a country with 1/1000000000000000 the money US HAD all the while they were under the hugest military attack of all times AND while succesfuly and god tierengly reducing their hunger education and homelesness to levels MUCH MUCH less than americans
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>>147713959
>missing what's happened over the last month
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>>147714021
NOT ENOUHG TO DO THE JOBNNBILLIONSFNBILLIONSFNBILLIONSFNBILLIONSFNBILLIONSFNBILLIONSFNBILLIONS
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random baelebullshity
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>>147714107
>makes it clear to /kspg/ fellows that withholding information is a good way to remain a disreputable piece of shit
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>>147714263
>calling Mirk a piece of shit
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>>147714263
Are you trying to bully mirk? You know he's bullyproof, right?

>>147714119
>>147714045
>>147713898
>>147713803
>>147713689
>>147713316
>>147713018
>>147712786
>>147712720
>>147712636
He's creating the world he wants to see. Too bad none of us want to see it.

Dragon, please stop. You are embarrassing yourself. And that's coming from MAN... Talk about cringe.
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>>147714395
>>147714346
No. I was replying to anon who doesn't want to share what happened in the last month.
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>>147714490
Literally what Mirk said - the core senior team at Squad has been quitting, one after the other.
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He's creating the world he wants to see. Too bad none of us want to see it.

Dragon, please stopDragon, please stop. You are embarrassing your MAN. And that's self Talk. And that's coming from abutt
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>>147707436
>>147708353
I'm not Yuri.

I'm a man who doesn't like overpriced ""deterrents"" that deter nobody and are strategically reliant on America despite America's number one foreign policy goal since it was created being to fuck Britain. (see:Suez)
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Dragon is my favorite poster
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>>147712247
uhm:
On June 16th by year:
363 – Emperor Julian marches back up the Tigris and burns his fleet of supply ships. During the withdrawal Roman forces suffered several attacks from the Persians.
632 – Yazdegerd III ascends to the throne as king (shah) of the Persian Empire. He becomes the last ruler of the Sasanian dynasty (modern Iran).
1407 – Ming–Hồ War: Retired King Hồ Quý Ly and his son King Hồ Hán Thương of Hồ dynasty are captured by the Ming armies.
1487 – Battle of Stoke Field, the final engagement of the Wars of the Roses.
1586 – Mary, Queen of Scots, recognizes Philip II of Spain as her heir and successor.
1745 – War of the Austrian Succession: New England colonial troops under the command of William Pepperrell capture the Fortress of Louisbourg in Louisbourg, New France (Old Style date).
1746 – War of Austrian Succession: Austria and Sardinia defeat a Franco-Spanish army at the Battle of Piacenza.
1755 – French and Indian War: The French surrender Fort Beauséjour to the British, leading to the expulsion of the Acadians.
1774 – Foundation of Harrodsburg, Kentucky.
1779 – Spain declares war on the Kingdom of Great Britain, and the Great Siege of Gibraltar begins.
1795 – Cornwallis's Retreat, also known as the First Battle of Groix.
1815 – Battle of Ligny and Battle of Quatre Bras, two days before the Battle of Waterloo.
1836 – The formation of the London Working Men's Association gives rise to the Chartist Movement.
1846 – The Papal conclave of 1846 elects Pope Pius IX, beginning the longest reign in the history of the papacy.
1858 – Abraham Lincoln delivers his House Divided speech in Springfield, Illinois.
1858 – The Battle of Morar takes place during the Indian Mutiny.
1871 – The University Tests Act allows students to enter the Universities of Oxford, Cambridge and Durham without religious tests (except for those intending to study theology).
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>>147714934
i am the most interesting, much more than this shitty game at least


also, relevant news to all: the one you call dragon and the one you call man are the same mastermind
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>>147714045
>and it exploded
Technically, it broke up aerodynamically. It didn't explode.

So called """Experts""" are wrong again!
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>>147715061
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA
youre talking about a different one, the one im talkign about DID ACTUALLY OBJECTIVERALY LITERALLY EXPLODED


haha, the slogan of nasa should be "stupid dumb inferior americans, kill so many astronauts on purpose on explosion that you cant even keep track of em"
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>>147665493
>replying to 1 year and 262 day old posts
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>>147715154
No.

Colombia melted due to re-entry heat.
Challenger broke up thanks to the aerodynamic forces following the breakup of the ET
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>>147715210
ok then explosive explosives dont explode they just aerodinamically decompose into matter energy


COME ON YOU JEW stop triyng to deny your american inferiorirty
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>>147715210
i hate to side with a person who i envy so much as the dragon (and therefore criticize constantly) but hes right you know it just exploded
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>>147715280
>>147715154
>>147715056
Oh dragon. Do you think any of us don't know you were one of the primary antimanners?

I like the theory that dragon is Maxmaps. The ridiculousness is so over the top, its the kind of thing he would invent in his headcanon.

But anyway, I'm off for a bit. I'm gonna get a bunch of work done today so we can

BURN SQUADCAST at 6PM EST ON TWITCH DOT TV SLASH KSPTV

with the power of a thousand suns

cheers loveys, sorry for what the antimanners are going to do to the thread now that I've mentioned not being online.
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>>147715280
there is a difference between explosions and breakups, and challenger was a breakup.

>>147715619
no it didn't. challenger broke up:
>The breakup of the vehicle began at T+73.162 seconds and at an altitude of 48,000 feet (15 km).[23] With the external tank disintegrating (and with the semi-detached right SRB contributing its thrust on an anomalous vector), Challenger veered from its correct attitude with respect to the local airflow, resulting in a load factor of up to 20 (or 20 g), well over its design limit of 5 g and was quickly ripped apart by abnormal aerodynamic forces (contrary to popular belief, the orbiter did not explode as the force of the external tank breakup was well within its structural limits).
>contrary to popular belief, the orbiter did not explode as the force of the external tank breakup was well within its structural limits

https://archive.org/details/ChallengerAccidentandInvestigation
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reminder to ignore false-flagging squad shills :^)
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>>147715775
SHURE

LETS JUST INVENT THE NAMES WE WANT FOR ALL

MY GF DIDNT DUMP ME FOR FINDING OUT I WAS INTO GAY FURRY PORN

WE HAD A CONTROLLED STATIC UNAGREED SEPARATION BECAUSE OF CULTURAL DIFFERENCES
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>>147716013
>SHURE
My favourite place in Phantasy Star II
http://www.phantasy-star.net/psii/maps/mapsshure.html
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>>147716054
deviating the speak to videogame

classic losertalk, read some books little sonny boy

NO
NOO IM MISTAKEN
I APOLOOGIZE

MY FIRST REACTION IS TO DEPRECIATE YOU CAUSE YOF YOUR TOTAL AND LAUGHABLE INFERIORNESS
god damn feels so god to be superiro


but no

I MUST ISNTRUCT YOU

ANND WARN YOU

YOUR PSCOLGMATIC CHARACTERISTICS INDICATE AN AGE OF NO MORE THAN 15

START A HEAVY BASED DIET OF BOOKS NOW or you will be no longer forever accepted in the up boys club
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>>147716161
kerbalisfun stop being a nigger
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>>147716195
stop being a ginger
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>>147716195
he is not me
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>>147715801
We already do ignore you, MAN.
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>>147716301
why do you distinguh max from dagon, dont you thinkrealize that ibe the bother of them 2two
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Reminder to love each other
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>>147716409
no love for the unbooked
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>>147716409

>>147686407
Is dangerously applicable here.

You don't really mean "love each other" you mean "love the people I like"
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>>147717027
Go fuck yourself. Love everyone else.
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>>147717563
And now the mask slips. :^)
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I'd love to see any progress made in your mission, Mirk.
Because so far your achievements look dangerously close to the ones of the schizo (none), your only "merit" is being a lot more low profile in all this story
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>There will never be a video of Max buttraping MAN
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>>147718276
Mirkury is a tripfag from reddit, what did you expect ?
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>>147719646
underrated post
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>>147719691
try to coomment something larger i ABSOLUTELY DEFY YOU to come up with something larger to post

hehehe
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>>147719646
>>147719691
>>147719754
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>>147662565
what is the name of this pretty pretty girlfemale

i would for surely held her down and make sweet love with and end of creamy semen in her snatch for at otal result of baby impregnation
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>>147722419
see
>>147710963
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>>147710963
she probably sucked lots of mexican dick, right?
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>>147725810
Cloc
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>>147712762
Elaborate on what passed. I feel we have the same idea of what is going on from likely the same sources.
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is Squad going to split off ?
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>>147727143
June 16th was the deadline for harv leaving iirc
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>>147727646
self imposed? that doesn't make any sense unless they fired him, which would fit with Max's constant shitposts about what a bad dev he is

Lunch break almost over back to work for me!
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>>147727143
The core KSP team began quitting one after the other.

>>147727646
It wasn't. It was a self-decided deadline. My sources would have been made public if, after that point, I found nothing had happened.
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>>147729168
spooky
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Even build bookshelf
Odd video games
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Reminder core KSP is dead.
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>>147729168
Well, they started leaving way before that
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>>147729168
>Hey guyse...JUNE SIXTEENTH WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF THE END, THE HAPPENING TO END ALL HAPPENINGS, GET YOURSELF SOME NEW PANTIES CAUSE YOU'LL BE NEEDING THEM
>"what happens on june.."
>I SAID JUNE SIX TEENTH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SHILL IMPOSTER DONT YOU DARE QUESTION MY SOURCES
June 16 passes, nothing happens
>"hey guys, june 16th passed, what was supposed to happen?"
>well, it was supposed to be totally this other thing that actually happened on a completely different day and is still going on this very moment, my sources are secret, but trust me, it was totally that thing and I would have totally revealed my sources I swear.

This is more or less how things went, courtesy of your spokesperson, so don't get all mad if I find it hard to believe you guys had the slightest idea of what was supposed to happen on 6/16
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>One lamented: “We understand that Labour needs to sort out its immigration policy. But the time to do it is not a week before polling day on live fucking television.”
fucken lel
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>>147731084
Yep. I had known since around the aftermath of the PDTV stuff. The 10th of May, I think.

>>147732071
MAN isn't my spokesperson, and had little to no insight into what was happening, aside from "something" was going to happen. I do wish he hadn't turned it into something to "rally" around or whatever he thought he was doing.
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>>147733684
>I do wish he hadn't turned it into something to "rally" around or whatever he thought he was doing.

Maybe you should have thought twice about letting a schizo nolifer into your "entourage" to spam your ideas left and right. Thank you very much, your strategy sure paid off
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>>147734068
Wow, so you *really* have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>147734334
Enlighten me then
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>>147734334
Not me, btw.

>>147734068
He has nothing to do with my main projects. As I said before, I told him because he would have been a bigger threat to us if he had found out on his own than if he started spamming indistinct garbage. In that regard, my strategy did pay off. I did not, however, tell him to spam anything, anon.
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>>147734557
I still don't fucking understand why you let him know anything jesus christ, cut him out of your project.
You are hurting everyone here by leading him on anything that is even tangentially related to your goddamn crusade.
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what a wacky thread
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>>147734845
>I still don't fucking understand why you let him know anything jesus christ
Isn't it obvious? (not mirk btw)

Let me put it this way: Tell MAN I have a white thing on the launch pad
He goes off spouting about how it's a giant vanilla ice-cream tub.
When he's wrong, it's clear he's dumb

Let MAN look at the launch pad and notice it's a fucking space shuttle
He goes off spouting about the nice shiny shuttle
every fucker now knows i have a shuttle on the launch pad

by giving him a little knowledge he is more mislead than if he was left to seek more himself.
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>>147729361
Im building the bookshelf instead :^)
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>>147734845
see
>>147735118

It's a pretty close approximation - I just also happen to have a lot of stuff hidden around the launch pad, so to speak, and don't want any of it getting spotted either.

Regardless, MAN has nothing to do with what I'm doing - his involvement in the June 16th stuff was likely the last time we'll be directly working together on something.
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>>147735118
Who cares, let him pass for a dumb fuck even more than he already is.
At least maybe he stops if he keeps getting things wrong, but if you keep throwing breadcrumbs at him he will always be onto something that will always be either unconfirmed (so he can't be the dumb one) or good for his agenda.

Look at the june16 thing. According to Mirk he knew something was up, so he goes all "HEY HEY HEY JUNE 16 LE FALSE EMBEZZLEMENT HAHA NICE TRY MAX" for months, then the day comes and either nothing happens (so he can easily play it cool and never mention the thing again just enough so people forget about it) or something good for him happens, either way we just keep seeing different flavours of spams.
If, instead, you give him nothing, then he can't say shit or he has to just flat out make up things like he usually does.

>>147735896
I just want to know what the hell went through your mind when you first had contacts with this dangerously unhealthy person and thought "yeah, that looks like my perfect spearhead, I'll unleash it on kspg"
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>>147736230
>you give him nothing, then he can't say shit or he has to just flat out make up things like he usually does.
The point of the example is that if you give him nothing, he'll look out the window and see the launch pad for himself.
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>>147736418
And the problem is?
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>>147736465
Now he knows I have a shuttle and has told everyone, the very thing I didn't want to happen because it will alert the FAA to the fact I'm conducting an unauthorized launch and a museum to the fact I stole one.
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>>147736230
I didn't "unleash" him on /kspg/. I've intentionally kept all of my targets and actual posting off of here.

MAN was doing his own thing here, and I didn't sanction or encourage it. I ended up breaking contact over it.

>>147736465
I don't wish to jeopardize my shuttle, and don't need him drawing attention to it, the people who funded it, or the rest of my launch infrastructure.
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>>147736619
What's stopping him from seeing it himself anyway?
This metaphor doesn't seem fitting: if you have something you want to be kept secret, you keep it secret and, if you are not an idiot, it will stay secret regardless of how much or little you inform other people about certain details.

By leading him on you just encourage him and make him feel like he is part of your super sekkrit revolutionary club. If you cut him loose he won't feel as part of the plan and maybe, with time, he will stop propagating your secret ideas for free without even being credited for it (because officially he is not part of any plan).
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>tfw you will never have the money to live in Nova Scotia
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>>147737165
>What's stopping him from seeing it himself anyway?
Without the partial information given by me (there is a white thing on the pad, and he assumes that i know enough that i'd recognize a shuttle and tell him if it was that) he is mislead away from seeking further information himself, because he assumes if that information is there i would have given it to him.

if the evidence is already out there i can't keep it a secret. it doesn't have to be as obvious as a shuttle launch stack for someone to possibly find it, and by misdirecting them you can delay them finding it.
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