>tfw no monster family edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
BABYBONES
nth for sleepy dream time
nice
>tfw no lovely lady to watch the fireworks with
Best child!
sans
>>147489047
its ok brother
in just a few minutes, the 4th of July will pass, and America shall sleep once more
and she is always with us in our dreams
>tfw no undertale fighting game
寿司ネキ
>>147489093
Sans
>>147489203
Can a Monster Kid main give me some tips on fighting Muffet? No hands versus 8 of them is a pretty hard match up imo.
>>147489181
I wanna snuggle with that mom
>>147489047
>tfw no Asgore to grill burgers and hotdogs with
>tfw no Toriel to help make desert with
>tfw no Papyrus to light and play around with sparklers with
>tfw no Undyne to play chicken with roman candles with
>tfw no Alphys to convenience to light fireworks and watch as she awkwardly runs away and ends up tripping
>tfw no Sans to chill and get drunk with
>tfw no monster family to lay under the stars on the grass with and watch fireworks go off for the rest of the night
feels bad
>>147489031
Sweet dreams
>>147489047
If I had her with me, at that point I'd much rather see her express herself conjuring her own light show. I'd imagine it would be magnificent.
>>147489256
that pic is probably my favorite request desu
one day my feet are gonna be really nice an soft and cute just like Chara's and /utg/ will love them
>...Asriel, why did you drink the debris from the fireworks?
>that shits toxic
>>147489427
>second best skell with worst starter grass hoothoot
NO
>>147489427
You requested that? Nice
>>147489658
>worst starter
wow what shit taste
Alphys vore when
>>147489702
that dopey seal is going to evolve into a mermaid, you just watch
>>147489362
Someone should write a fic... oh.
>>147489658
are you mad? first off, the skeletons are equally cool. secondly, you cant just diss rowlet like that, he's my child
>>147489682
most sans based requests here are from me tbqh
>>147489039
nice
>>147489864
sans should have a regigigas alongside those guys
>>147489539
My feet are like this and I don't think /utg/ loves them particularly
>looking at history
>find this
https://imgur.com/a/fQ6DU
>that date
>>147490098
because of slow start? thats actually genius
>>147490105
Show me
>>147489864
>>147490272
There should be more fanart of the characters with pokemon
>>147490179
Its just a bunch of random screenshots?
>>147489897
aw, that's adorable
thanks anon
>>147490371
looks like every instance of characters in the game calling Frisk a kid, and the name of it is 'stop drawing porn of Frisk'
like that would stop anybody
>>147489539
Why in world do you want your feet to appeal to /utg/? I mean really.
>>147490338
That's lewd anon
>>147490481
how nuts would it be if someone on /utg/ actually found one of you ugly fuckers sexually attractive
>>147490687
i'm kinda cute.
>>147490654
>>147490654
bani's art is super cute but man, she cannot draw hands to save her life
>>147490687
>2016
>having a body
Omega
>>147490565
Please? I want to learn from yours and see how far I have to go until my feet are nice
>>147490513
>examples of characters calling Frisk a kid
Oh okay
>>147490687I've been told that i'm actually kind of hot but desu I doubt anyone here fits my, admittedly weird, idea of attractive plus stuff through the internet is fucking weird
>>147490687
A girl I know calls me cute sometimes but I think she's just joking. I have low self esteem so even if she does mean it I'll just think she's pulling my leg.
>>147490841
>2016
>Existing in this plane
>>147490795
>>147490839
Super cute is good enough for me
>>147490687
several of my co-workers are middle-aged dominican women who keep asking me to date their daughters and i'm not sure how often they're joking
>>147490687
Where did you get picture of /utg/?
>>147490565
There's nothing lewd about a couple of cute boys comparing feet.
>>147490865
Just like exfoliate and moisturize after showerAnd wear socksThe longer the better
>>147490687
there's gotta be at least one of us that is a 7/10 or better
>>147491119
How do I exfoliate? And I'm worried about getting lotion all over the place. Should I wear socks all the time? And why are longer ones better?
>>147491038
They're probably not. Doesn't mean their daughter would go out with you more than once, simply as an obligation to their moms, but the mothers are most likely not joking.
>>147491030
that's a nice animation
>>147491225
I want to see what /utg/ looks like.
The blaster is getting real tired of your shit, Gaster.
>>147491278
just picture your typical furry and add tears
>>147491327
Awww
>>147491278
same, the only people ive seen are act (partially) dworven, geek, imp and asrielle chan
>>147491248
Only the best for the best siblings!
>>147491232
Loofah, or pumice stone, preferably
Put lotion on, put sock on, done.Longer is lewder
Undertale's a good game
>>147491278
Cute and chubby and shy
Void~
>>147491512
im none of these things
>>147491498
>longer is lewder
O-Oh...What kind of long socks should I get?
>>147491225
What if we all combined to form a 7/10 or better instead?
>>147491464
Indeed.
>>147490990
>tfw classmates used to dare each other to ask me out as a hilarious prank
>tfw voted onto the prom court as a joke
>tfw I outright refused to socialize during college to avoid encountering moments like those ever again
>>147491638
combining would just give us an average, not an additive benefit. read the rulebook
>>147491278
Let's not go down that road. I don't want to come back to this thread in a while with over a hundred deleted posts.
>>147491708
More sibling gifs!
>>147491327
Gaster's face looks cute as fuck alsohi!
Now I want to see /utg/'s feet
>>147491527
Void!
>>147491841hello, have you checked your email lately?
>>147491571
>>147491772
No, no, no. Not that kind of combining. I mean taking Anon A's eyes, Anon B's lips, Anon C's thighs, and so forth. The only combination you're talking about would of course be mushing all of the souls/minds together. We would be unstoppable.
>>147491841
>>147491817
Eh. I'd do it. I'd probably get shit for various reasons, but I'd leave it up and deal with the consequences.
>>147491943
We would be terrifying.
>>147491880
but who was mom???
do NOT say riverperson, robes cannot into pregnancy
>>147491618
Long, stripey ones ofcWith those newfound cute, soft things underneath, it could be like wrapping up a present for a special anon
>>147492016
Asgore mpreg
>>147491747
>tfw want to interact with people in college but I doesn't know how to approach people without seeming like an annoyance
>>147491943
ah, now we're talkin, i guess i'll be the eyes since mine are green with orangeand theyre my only good feature
>>147491954
>>147492076
*don't know
>>147492025A-Anon, you flatter me...I don't know if I could get those because I don't have any money and I live with my family, but it sounds nice, and the way you put it is really sweet and makes me want some.
>>147491880
V O I D!
I want to stab, murder, skin, and cook the goat. Then eat them with A1 sauce.
>>147492025
>Want to do this
>Fat as heck and it would just be gross on me
>Can't shave my legs because everyone will see
who else is a fatty here?
>>147492249
AAAYYY
>>147492440
Me [
spoiler];___;
>>147492376
One step at a time, anon, one step at a time
Onwards, to cuteness
>>147492008
Amalgamate-nons when?
>>147492440
Me, I hit the gym when I can
>>147492025
>tfw I love doing that
>>147492016
>>147492523
What's the next step?Is it possible to be cute and attractive and have nice feet and make cute socks like that work when I'm fat like this?
>>147492047
THE KING DID NOT SHOOT SKELETONS OUT OF HIS VAGENIS
>>147492349
That actually soundspretty good.
>>147492440
Over here.
>>147492504
AHAHA BIG BOY RETURNS!
>>147492632
Of course not
Gaster was the one who got pregnant
Who do you keep close?
>>147492718why are you doing this to me how did you even know it was me
>>147492627
If weight's what's in the way, get it out of the way
As I said, one step at a time
You'll be bettering yourself regardless
>>147492440
Not me. I'm thin.
>>147492724
how the hell is he gonna breastfeed without skin, those bones need their milk
>>147492819
But until I can get it out of the way, how can I make myself look better?
>>147492802
You're so big I can feel the gravitational pull around your posts.
>>147492748
>>147492440
210 bby~
>>147492440
what is considered a fatty?
>>147492950
Th-That's not nice
>>147492972290 save me
>>147492913
Be confident in yourself
That itself is attractive, even
>>147492913
punch everyone in the face so they're physically incapable of looking at you
>>147493039
Yeah and your scale doesn't find it to be nice when you crack it after putting one foot on.
>>147493084
That's gonna be hard. What about physically?
>>147492748Is that newspaper in portuguese? Are you from Brazil?
>>147492972
>>147493039i used to be 330, i still have the stretch marks
>>147493230
I've never cracked my scale why are you bullying me like this
>>147492025shit, I almost forgot I bought those socks
I should wear them more often
>>147493261Good eye.Yes I am.
>>147493371
I don't know, I'm sorry man. Wish you luck with the weight thing.I'm still gonna call you big boy though.
Why are there no snake monsters in the Underground? Is this why people say Toby is a hack?
>>147493625
oh hello ssnake
good bye snak
which characterfags are the fattest?
>>147493250
Cut your hair, wash your face gently every night (change your sheets often too), wear clothes that fit (they don't have to be fancy), get a good night's rest as often as you can,and smile
You'd all crush me. I am tiny.
>>147493873Would you like that, Anon?
>>147493873
same here, 140lbs
>>147493529Thank you. I lived there for a while.
eyy utg
whats goin on
>>147493978
I'm 130 lbs and a fatass
>>147492243I'd spoil this anon in return for being spoiled by his cute, soft feet
>>147494048
watching literally all my favoritepornartists stream at the same time
about to go draw too
>>147494048
Hello Beaky. Nothing is going on, hope you had a good day.
I'm 5'8, around 190lbs. I'm really broad though, just have a bit of a gut.I'm a short asgore
>>147493978
I'm 5'5" and 120.
>>147494048
>People are still shooting fire works
>I wasn't going to sleep anyway but I liked having the option.
Make them stop geek.
>>147494093
...how? are you short?
>>147494183
well at least im not short like you.im just kidding
i translated a thingthis is dedicated to the "xth for flowey"fag
>>147492748
For luck
>>147494251
I'd say cute, but it's for worst character. I will at least say nice job.
>>147494048
Working hard on a thing.
I tend to be pumped for weeks after being super depressed.
Anything interesting going on for you geek?
>>147492016
Riverperson dumdum, how else are they so salty over Gaster divorcing them and taking the kids?
>>147493984Really? Where?
>>147494318
>He runs Odd-Eyes
Those are some nice cardbacks
>>147494397
thanks anon
>>147494493Thats actually my perfomapal deck, I do have one thats just odd-eyes but I don't bust it out much
>>147494318
this looks cool, is there any mode where you can play with just the older cards or?
>>147494318
>He's fighting against a brazilian
what are the fucking odds, jesus
>>147494465I lived in Sao Paulo for three years.
>>147494250
Roughly average height for a woman.
>>147494137Oh man anon, I've never had anyone talk about my feet like that before. What do you mean spoiled? What would you want me to do?
>>147494635Its an online program where you play with real people. You can put in the description that you only want to play with cards from a certain generation though and you get a fair amount of pet decks if you just fuck around in single duels a lot. Its called YGOpro
>>147494676He was running a trash deck and rage quit when he bricked despite drawing 3/4ths of his deck over 3 turns and fucking my board up 3 times.
Undertale
>>147494748Oh, I see.Sao Paulo kind of blows, but to be honest the whole country blows to be honest.
>>147494853Things that a pair of cute, soft feet are just the right thing forUse that imagination, anon
>>147494845
i think youre depreciating yourself if thats true
>>147494912
Not the anon you're speaking with but why do you feel that way? I hope to visit.
>>147495087Wh-What do you mean? Do you want to touch them?
>>147495103
In what sense?
>>147495194
short anons are cute
>>147495280
you called yourself a fatass. average female height at 130 isnt bad at all. youre what google calls "optimal"
>>147495180
3rd world tropical countries are only good for visiting whilst being handheld by local tour guides.
There is absolutely nothing else to it. I mean sun and beach are nice and all, but I'd rather have basic infrastructure and political/economical stability over sand and water any day.
>>147495483
Short and thicc anons are cuter.
>>147495490
Ah, okay. I'm not the one who said that. We got our replies confused (I'm the 120 anon and I was telling you I wasn't short, just female).
>>147495660
define thicc. im >>147494174
>tfw no one wants a fit tall anon
>>147495502
So if I go to visit friends in Sergipe, how likely am I to be kidnapped or whatever?
>>147495660
cookanon is that you?
>>147495881
I know this feeling
>>147495772
ohh,cute
>>147495881
iktf
>>147495881
I'd take any height and fit.
>>147495901
Honestly, I don't know because first: I've never actually been to Sergipe, and second: my opinion regarding my country is heavily biased, so I would probably give a reply founded in rancor and bad experiences.
Undertale.
>>147495881
>tfw don't want any anon because anons are anonymous and i'll never meet any of you in real life anyways
>>147495881
>fit
Because anons want to go for anons in their league/they can actually get
>tall
Preference. I know I wouldn't want to date a grill taller than me.
anybody have the image of Papyrus kicking Alphys in the gut
>>147495901
nope, Sergipe is pretty calm actually, the wheater is comparable to Arizona's and the people are nice, the problem lies in Rio and Sao Paulo.
>>147496043
this
>>147495965
But you don't know if I'm cute!
>>147495925
Nope,but I miss her
>>147496070
this "out of my league" shit annoys me so much, like, fuck, why can't I have a healthy body and not care about the appearance of the person that I'm interested in?
>>147496121
true, sorry. you have cute proportions, thats better
>>147496205Me too, anon. Was she banned or does she just not come around anymore?
>>147496220
Low self esteem and low body image also means insecure. It's not so much that you're out of their league so much as they're constantly worried you'll find someone 'better'. That stress alone makes it tough for someone in the 3-6 range to date 7+s
>>147495881
>tfw tall but not fit, just skinny as fuck
>>147496023
Thanks. I'm sorry you feel that way.
>>147496089
Okay, that sounds promising.Obrigada.
>>147496294She still comes around, just as anon.She's really nice and a good friend
>>147496304But anon, that's my perfect bodytype
>>147496304
>tfw average in height and weight
at least im not ugly right? ...right?
>>147494157
Woo sounds like a good time.
>>147494165
Aww thank
>>147494208
I wish i could.. i'm awful sick of fireworks too.
>>147494409
Ahh same
Just got done drawin things
maybe thinkin about drawin something else
>>147496220
Look you can say looks don't matter until you're blue in the face but the constant comparing yourself to others and the constant worry about your overall better looking SO leaving you for someone else is tough to handle.
It's also really uncommon for a couple like that to form. People want the best of both worlds (personality, looks) more than they want one of them alone. They need to lower their expectations to make what you say more of a reality.
>>147496267
I shall accept this compliment. Thanks, anon.
>>147496529
platonic
>>147496405I'm guessing you talk to her? Could you be a cool dude and tell her an anon she probably forgets says hi and that they finally beat the True Arena in the new Kirby game? Thanks!
>>147496297
>>147496541
Fuck, then I'll just give up on trying to find a bf to cuddle and talk about how awesome the fish is.:(
Like, I don't have good social skills, actually, thus, here I am. So I'm too good to have a bf. Huh.
>>147496697
Anon that'sreallycute and all but I just see it more as a guy you're technically looking for wouldn't really think they'd stand a chance of getting with you. That's how it is. You can and will have a bf one day, I'm sure of it. Who it is depends on the dude.
>>147496697
Don't give up. If you really do look ok, someone will find you attractive. You'd be surprised what guys are into and won't openly admit till they're comfortable. Also we're really easy to convince to do things. Your future bf might just be some regular guy friend you convince to play UT.
>>147496657I am so happy True Arena is being featured in more Kirby games.
>>147496657She said that that's cool and that she's proudAnd also that she still hasn't beaten it
IT UPDATE and I dare you to read it
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6961639/chapters/16794703
>>147496873Super Star and SSU were my favorite Kirby games so I'm really happy, too.
>>147496931Tell her I used rock up to Galacta Knight until I had to take the easy way out and use Amiibo for the space fight and Mirror for the heart fight. I know she can do it if she tries really hard!
Friendly reminder that it's pretty much canon that Chara stays dead, Flowey stays alone and miserable forever, unable to take his own life because he's a pussy that's both scared of death and aware of the fact that he's damned forever for his sins, and that Asgore never finds peace of mind, redemption or forgiveness for his sins and most likely takes his own life after the ending of the game or is murdered for his crimes. If you pretend or deny that any of the above is true the sad fact is that you're delusional.
Night /utg/!
>>147497128
You had me up to the Asgore part. The guy is literally trimming hedges in front of a school. He might not be the happiest goat alive but if people trust him near their living children, he can't be doing that bad.
>>147497128
Eat a dick, how about that?
Goodnight.
>>147497128
OK utg
Give me one character too draw..just a character
I will pic one at random.
>>147497010
Look I read it and it was your typical Gaster molest Papyrus bullshit with a side of murder but honestly at this point i'm more worried about you anon.
Why the fuck do you keep looking these up? Are you getting off to this shit? Also why do you keep posting these? Is this some sick game where you imagine us anons getting grossed out and disgusted and using us to wack off? Whats your end game here?
>>147497238this made me actually laugh out loud. I'm a bad person
>>147497430
Asgore
>>147497430
Alphys
>>147497430
The hotel receptionist that points to where CORE is
>>147497430
Napstablook!
Also, I'm happy to see that you're trying again, but don't force yourself if you're not ready, okay?
>>147497430
nicecream guy
>>147497463
>Why the fuck do you keep looking these up? Are you getting off to this shit? Also why do you keep posting these? Is this some sick game where you imagine us anons getting grossed out and disgusted and using us to wack off? Whats your end game here?
Usually you guys freaking out over the tags is pretty kek enough.
>>147497430
nacarat jester
>>147497430
edgegoat
>>147497529
Well I guess that makes sense so here's my reaction
>mfw I see 55 kudos and 11 bookmarks for it
fuck this fandom, why does everyone want Papyrus to suffer so much!? Papyrus is for protecting and platonic loving not this bullshit
>>147497081I told her but I think she may have gone to bed already, I'm sorry
>>147497529
I hope you realize that you're slowly killing my faith in humanity.
>>147497857Hey that's alright. Thanks for relaying the message anyway!
>Want to shave legs
>Don't know how to do it without making a mess
>Even if I did everyone would see and think I'm weird
>>147497893
>he had faith in humanity before this
I'm sorry anon, I lost that shit before I even hit 15.
>>147497945
Hairy dudes are hotter then skinny hairless dudes desu
>>147497506
Aww well thanks for your concern of me. Im ok now i just needed some down time
>>147497893
Good, suffer with me
>>147497692
If it's cute and innocent, it has to be corrupted/ruined
>>147497975But I'm fat
>>147497692
I just assume all the horrible skeleton porn is written by people who have never played the game and got pulled in by all the AU fanart, I'm probably lying to myself but it helps
>>147498008
I hope you share pleasant things occasionally too
>>147497945
Who cares what other people think. do it
>>147497945
do you people share showers or something? how are people constantly seeing your legs? just wear pants and there's no problem
>>147497975
Glad someone else thinks this.
>>147498023Thick smooth thighs on either sex get me wet.
>>147498167
Don't bait this anon into cutting his legs up shaving them and then post them on /utg/ all because he thinks some random internet girl would like it
>>147498093
Yeah, I share showers with my sister. I tried shaving in the shower once and it was a complete disaster, hair wouldn't come out and didn't get dragged away by the water like I thought and I had to try my best to get rid of most of it before morning. It's way too hot outside to wear long pants.
>>147498090
I'm very self conscious.
>>147497463
>>147497470
>>147497483
>>147497506
>>147497524
>>147497536
>>147497608
A decision has been made.
I will post result tommrow.
>>147498167R-Really? You really think mine could be nice?
>>147497430
the awesome fish lady
>>147498361
Can you release a cinematic trailer 5 hours before you post the drawing?
>>147498089
Its just fucked up, even Asgore abuse stuff is less annoying then Papyrus abuse to me. Papyrus is literally the most innocent character in the game and the only one who its actually hard to kill in genocide on an emotional level. I don't understand why anyone would want any of the characters in Undertale to suffer more but for Papyrus it just has that extra level of fuck you ness.
>>147498279
A lot of girls use hair removal stuff to do it
t.middle child who grew up with two sisters
>>147498361
I'm glad you're feeling up to making art again Geek and I hope everything goes well even if you don't draw the character I suggested. Its a shame to get artist block or lose interest in something you enjoyed doing.
>>147498005
Oh, glad to hear it! Like I said, everybody needs a break sometimes. I'm happy you're feeling better!
>>147498269
I'm a little concerned about this whole exchange to be honest. But I'm a little annoyed by the baited anon if they are who I think they are anyway so that may cancel my concern out.
>>147498409
aw, i was late
>>147498279
i meant literally taking a shower with people but i feel that. i havent worn shorts outside since i was 8 and i live in california, you dont have to wear them forever either, hair grows back pretty quickly. just test the waters, its like wearing a possibly embarrassing shirt under a sweater to get you warmed up
>>147498409
you'll have to be more specific
>>147498427
how about a epic drumroll?
>>147498430
Aww well thanks anon, we shall see
>>147498457
<3
>>147498430
What kind of hair removal stuff? All I have is an electric razor, a manual razor and shaving cream.
>>147498430
Completely different anon with a completely different argument, do people really have that much trouble killing Papyrus in genocide?
>>147498376The thought of running my hands up big, smooth thighs and reaching more sensual places gets me going. I'm sure yours would have that effect too
>>147498521What, who do you think I am? What did I do?
>>147498604
absolutely, i did, but he's my favorite so.
>>147498604
i assume so, the skeletons are two sides of the same coin in geno. they both stop the most players, just in polar opposite ways
>>147498567
Uhh i'm not sure of the name but it was in some pink container? I'm sure if you google it you can find something
>>147498604
I'm not going to claim that it was some kind of huge choice that I struggled with for hours beforehand but it was the genocide death that made me feel the most assholish. I aborted my run after beating Sans though so I never actually killed my favorite
>>147498604I hate him so I couldn't hit "FIGHT" fast enough. I don't get why people like him so much, he's annoying as shit.
>>147498661Do you happen to be a botfag?
