>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>147399730
Not today.
Anole
Eggs
1st for where are the lewd texture files like holy fuck
>log on mung alt
>emote chat spam with lewd content
>say chat with tons of quotation marks
>weirdos pretending to be couples
Recycling won't save this earth.
xth for fire
>>147424015
that shit is hot
>>147423898
Post lewds
>>147423898
SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>147424002
https://mega.nz/#!b8V0wLoB!szWOWRvWRAEpB9XYal3g2tjt8HakayseEOAXDZsb_3c
I just got home
>>147424015
fukkin saved
>>147424140
ok
I will always have an unreasonable amount of love for this stupid fish
It was one of the first minions I properly earned with my newly found fish desynth skills.
Post your favourite minions and why
>>147424045
>ftefte, noponis and vall all ERPing in the corner
i want to get proci'd too...
>>147424318
PLEASE sit on my face!
>>147424318
I WANT TO NUT TO LALA BUTT
>>147424334
Hunting Hawk for certain. Not because of rarity or anything like that. I just think it looks fantastic.
Getting that particular minion is first on my list of things to do once I'm done with animus for this patch.
hi how is your morning anonymous
i woke up and feel like killing myself already what about you does anyone want to do anything i'll help you holy shit someone save me
>>147424318
>https://mega.nz/#!b8V0wLoB!szWOWRvWRAEpB9XYal3g2tjt8HakayseEOAXDZsb_3c
thanks anon
>>147424318
Ada I can't fap to a potato :^)
>>147424318
why
>>147424360
I'm not cheap!
>>147424554
top tier cat deserves top tier payment
>>147424554
i will pay you in dick
>>147424554
Where are your lewds at, moonc@
Don't sexualize this game.
Thank
>>147424142
SCREEEEEEEE
>>147424620
>posting whores
>>147424334because they are so hung
>>147424620
Ugly
>>147424454
GOD I love you pouty lizard hime sama bitches I just want to hug the shit out of you while you complain
Also yea i'm about to go to bed and I want to kill myself too
aether queue for wiping city please
>>147424454
wanna expert or leveling roulette
>>147424467
Just doing my job, since no one else wanted to when this version wasn't floating around. Remember to back up your files.
>>147424501
Sorry anon you're outvoted >>147424360
>>147424385
>>147424447
Might make a few webms later today
>>147424454
hi bizquik i need void ark still
>>147424620
>>147424554
fuck the police
>>147424610
ok pst
>>147424612
nowhere
>>147424620
this nigga
elb elb elb eblellebleblbelbellbeblelbebelebl
>>147424682>ywn feel one deep in your gut>ywn watch your stomach bulge as it unloads inside
>>147424781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yADrtfAmLTo
>>147424750
No fuck YOU
>>147424683
We're pretty on the inside.
>>147424671
Where?
>>147424796
kind of hard to take screenshots when shit is so big
>>147424815And then you let it inside!
>>147424815
worst feeling ever
>>147424815
jokes on you, au ra breed like fish so he'd more likely go release on the carton of eggs in your fridge
Good morning XIV general what are you up to in game this morning?
>>147424856
better go tiny then
>tfw pure and innocent catboy
>loves napping in the sun, getting pet, and laying in laps
>people keep dragging me into dungeons
>get constantly talked down to for scratching furniture
>get pet by complete strangers a lot
>have irrational fear of spray bottles
(=・ω・=) cat lyf best lyf
Quick!
Who's the cutestcat in <Guard>
>>147424963
Oh, no wonder you didn't immediately react to me and beginbullyingme.
>>147425107Alya/Milla
lmaoing@ur life
>>147424852
I mean if you want to
>>147425151
seconding this since lethe went lizard
>>147425151
>>147425107Milla or Alice for sure
>>147425184
I need pictures
Pictures of half naked Regan
>>147425229
>>147425213
>>147425257
I like Alya more to be honest, just that skintone and the whole edgy look.
>>147425213
No I don't want to!
>>147425278
I need half naked pictures of both of them and other cute boys in general
>>147425107
Alice
>>147425278
>>147425339
cringe
>>147425107Miku
>>147425389
fucking bitch
im gay
Quick! Show me your best shirtless male picture.
Winner gets a prize!
>>147425107
Miku
>>147425518
cringe as fuck
>>147425494
ugly lalafell
I love elbst so much
I don't need a girlfriend all I need is a big, strong reptile
>>147425663
big enough?
>>147424454
good
>>147425663
>>147425691
another forced meme from ultrash
nicely done fellows
>>147424454
Hey, I feel like killing myself too. What's your method that you're aiming for? Mine's self-mutilation into an unrecognizable state so I'll get an unmarked grave and the rest of the world can live much more happily, knowing a mistake like myself did the only good thing for this world and corrected my mistake of existence.
Excuse me, you want me to do WHAT? You want me to slap a cute little moogle?
I am not okay with this.
>>147425864
is this ook
>>147425864
>woman
>>147425913
Is there even anyone else here that loves moogles other than me?
>>147425923
lold irl
>>147425864
Feels good.
>>147426020
>H-How can he slap?
Oh god, i havent seen that shit in forever.
Thanks for reminding me SE.
>>147426020
Man the translation team really fucking loves their memes
>>147424694
d-dang it's kinda cute when you put it that way
>>147424747
i can do expert, was afk im so sorry
>>147424750
i hate VA so much but i'll go after this expert maybe mhach too if you want
>>147425861
Throat cancer
I havent put much thought into it but your way seems like a very selfless way to go, anonymous
>>147426020
Catboys were a mistake.
>>147426065
>>147426081
I just know there was some dude on the translation team who had been trying to get that inserted somewhere in the game for years now and finally, FINALLY they let him do it.
>>147426142
It's true, but it's a living.
>>147425993
We have a moogle shrine in our FC house, it's pretty cute!
>>147426135
>throat cancer
you have a really nice voice pls no also i'm good with just ark, already did enough wiping city this week
>>147426279
what living do you make as a catboy? does your owner leave a dish out for you to eat from after he's done?
>>147426294
flattery will get you nowhere ada valentine
i'll send you a tell once im out of expert
>>147426349
I'm free-range! I eat what I catch out in the wild.
So that's mostly fish, some game, and the occasional brick if I ever go near civilisation.
>>147426294
Adalicious do you agree that Biskuit kinda sounds british?
hello?
:3
>>147426291
That does sound cute... I wish my FC did stuff like that with our house... but we're like those families that never take down their christmas decorations so it's starlight celebration all year every year...
>>147426468
semen isnt free range, catboy
>>147426425
I just don't want you sounding like ZIMOS man, you can be a bitch hoarding pimp without sounding like one.
>>147426491
He sounds more like a fuckboynot that it's a bad thing
>>147426535
Well yeah if semen was free range holy shit wear galoshes when you go outside.
>>147426135
People would seem to beg to differ on it being "selfless", but with how extremely negative and completely absent my self-worth is, I'd agree.
Is there anyone on from the Excalibur FC?
>>147426495
hi >:3
waiting for animus fates
>>147425997
as opposed to lold virtually?
>>147426495
you are back once again rocklizard!!!
Retainers for overworld content when
Retainers for Deep Dungeon when
Retainers for Ceremony of Eternal Bonding when
xth for sneering
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e5e5cea1b9a706a22733af0dd3d790ab6bce41e1
3.35 july 19th
anyone want to talk about feet?
>>147426805
hit me up
>>147426801
are they in the hotsprings in western coerthas near the chysahl greens node?
>>147426805
yeah
what do you think au ra feet smell and taste like
>>147426934
shit
>>147426925
looks like it
>>147426925
Obviously.
>>147426801
>two weeks
Bullshit.
>>147426801
Oh nice, that'sthe day after my birthday.
>>147426805
yeah, whisper me, Coil Khatayin
>>147426805
pst
>>147426934
probably just feet
>>147426801
Make sure to get your palace statics ready!
>>147427000
Coil's into feet? Figures.
>>147427031
>implying I'm not going to be soloing exclusively
>>147427000
why is it always me?
>>147427031
I'm glad there's two saves for it, cause I reckon I could probably end up with two different groups of buddies to goof around in there.
>>147427094
could you tell mistress that i'm ready for my morning scrotum stomping
>>147427031
This stage is most likely soloable at least to floor 40, after that depends on how hard mobs hit.
>>147424454
If you kill yourself what will Shana do?
>>147426801
Can we level up in that dungeon at all? I figure we can since we can enter it at level 17 and such.
>>147427231
Obviously.
>>147427201
>how hard mobs hit
I think you mean what upgrades you've gotten.
>>147427173
he's not my keeper
>>147427363
mistwess iwi who are you btfoing today
>>147427014
Do you liked..oiled toes or was that just a big inside joke to slander you?
>>147427363
>voidsent without a keeper
what a disaster
I was afk goodbye Aussie friend
Is the amazon promo shit still happening or did I miss it
It says it lasts until July 4th 11:59 PM PST but I don't see any mention of it on amazon right now
>>147427307
No I mean how hard mobs hit. If shit on floor 40+ hits as hard as mobs on dragonskin maps, it will be a pain to solo those.
I'm a lizard on a...
Oh, what's the point...
>>147427881
Exactly, we've faded into irrelevancy.
>>147427881
a lizard in an existential crisis!
>>147427482
who needs it?
so I just hit rock bottom
>>147427637
I'll see you on balmung!
>>147428098
who are you
>>147427497
it's a meme
>>147428198
someone who remade squid lizard on the character creation to jerk off to it
>>147428072
iri-chan >///<
>>147428246
that's not even close to rock bottom anon
was it a good fap?
>>147428072
>>147428072
PLEASE step on me!!!
>>147428246
whatttt
don't lie
>>147428316
yeah
I wish it lasted more
>"Why was there Qarn architecture in Azys Lla?"
>"We were only reusing the textures because we were on a rush."
The fact that they said this means that they're OBVIOUSLY understaffed for regular patches every 3 months that are so shit and stale.
God, I hope after those shit projects like XV and VII remake are done, this game better be good but LOL!!!
>>147428072
btfo kiki again!
or stratos!
>>147428110
I'll be there just gotta wait 3 days ; ]
>>147427774
>as hard as mobs on dragonskin maps
Where was this mentioned? I'm having trouble understanding this if this place ignores item level.
>>147428425
Oh man I wonder who gets rused this time by tincat.
>>147428361
one of the golden rules of life is
fap to whatever you want as long as you're not causing trouble for other people
thinking that way will make you a happier person
>>147426598
>>147426607
have to agree with shana desu i wish my voice was brit
also i'll be ready for VA in like 5 minutes
>>147426607
I was talking about the unrecognizable part, idk it seems selfless to me
>>147427205
lead my fc in my stead
post music similar to this please i need it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiT0fBePR0Q
>>147426502
It could probably be more moogly still.
>>147428439
It does, your current gear is useless inside the palace of the dead.
>>147428528
post more cute lizard pictures!
>>147428453
Who is tincat?
>>147428528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcWKZTI9OC4
Have this instead, i've been listening to it a ton this weekend.
How's everyone's America day going?
Living life freely?
:3
>>147428737
a degenerate slut
>>147428776
fuck murricans
>>147428776
look out behind you
>>147428785
Can a slut be anything other than degenerate?
What does this slut gain from tricking people?
>>147428895
the jizz and gil of innocent victims
>>147428895
I'm a pure slut thank you very much.
>>147428474
but he can't just fap to my character
that's kinda weird
i mean, obviously i can't really stop him.. but it's still kinda weird
>>147428982
Sorry I didn't mean to offend.
>>147429060
I want this squid to shoot me dead!
>will never get a chance to really enjoy XI again
>only new stuff from XI coming out is a fucking mobile game
>realize I'm probably only a slave to XIV due to XI nostalgia
Meh.
>>147427094
Coil why are you in Natalan. You're not helping the Ehcatl Nine are you?
>>147423898
hey /xivg/,
I just bought the game and making my character. haven't really played this game before but I have other final fantasy games.
what server do you recommend?
I'm european if that matters (not French).
>>147428397
I wouldn't say throwing a hissyfit qualifies as "btfo"-ing someone.
>>147429169
spindly bird dick
>>147429228
if you want to play with xivg you make on any server and transfer to balmung
playing with xivg isfun
otherwise just pick something that isn't zodiark or lich
>>147429152
>squid chan will never be real and kill me
why
just why
>>147429159
While that game had no respect for player's time, it was still fun, more fun than XIV, and content had longevity.
>>147429228
Cum play with me on Ultros I just a started today as well but in 3 days I'm transferring to Balmung
>go to have a shower
>get back
>four S-Ranks down in 15 minutes
Time to kill myself friends, it's been fun.
>>147428072
One of the useless avatarfags. Someone like Elk.
>>147429301
>>147429397
>transfer
Can't I just make my character there? Does it cost anything to transfer?
>>147429169
what the fuck did you just say? you tribe loving fuck?
>>147429447
elk never talked to iri so she wouldn't be able to btfo him
she has to befriend you and two face her way into learning shit about you first
>>147429447
He's not useless...
>>147429489
Its 18 bucks and no you can't start there it's closed
>>147429385
Not to turn this into XI nostalgia induced rant, but I think the biggest difference XI and XIV to me so far is how easy it is to get anywhere in XIV's world map. It really detracts from how large the world could feel. I thought I'd like flying mounts, but I don't really think they've added much other than making the new, huge 3.0 zones feel as small as ARR zones.
>>147429489
Balmung and Gilgamesh are the main /xivg/ server and are both packed to bursting, so they're locked for character creation.
Excalibur is another one that a lot of /xivg/ players seem to use.
Transferring costs about 18USD I think, and you can transfer to full servers.
I'm playing on Leviathan, which has a small /xivg/ presence, but mostly normies.
>>147429579
shows how much you know
>>147429503
>flames barding
>adders coat
>>147429447
Elk isn't useless! His characters tend to have great butts that can be used and abused for sexual pleasure.
>>147429673
oh shit iri is doing it
nvm then, godspeed gargoyle dragqueen
>>147429621
>Excalibur is another one that a lot of /xivg/ players seem to use.
Name 5 people from Excalibur.
>>147429693
as long as i never swap its barding it just stays like that, it's for confusing my enemies
>>147429503
YOU HEARD ME.
THIS TIME I WONT BACK OFF LIKE IN THE SHROUD.FEATHER LOVING BEAST TRIBE HEPLING AURA
>>147429579
>she
>>147429579
don't think i've ever two-faced anyone that didn't two-face me first, and then it's fair game, ne?
>>147429787
I couldn't name you 5 people from Balmung.
I don't care about most of the people on here, it's just one of the server names I've seen posted most frequently as of late.
>>147429798
i hope you've enjoyed your stay in the realm of the living because you're fucking dead, kiddo
>>147429787
>Velvet Velour
>Magilla Gorilla
>Donkey Kong
>Bubbles
>Winston
>>147429836
>th-they started it
Ok vjamal
Two faced is two faced
>>147429596
>how easy it is to get anywhere in XIV's world map.
It's actually really pathetic. The world is already small, and 3.0 felt just as small because of flying. The mobs aren't at all dangerous and the ones that are 10 more levels than me are actually the ones that pose a threat. Yoshi said the world would become more dangerous in 3.0, but he lied. It's not important anyway since they're adamant on making open world content irrelevant, and stick to instanced ones.
The 1.0 version wasn't even this bad when it comes to the zones, even though it's a copypaste bonanza.
>>147429836
Even if they did it first, doing it back to them doesn't exactly help with your legitimacy.
>>147429817
>she
>>147430079
>
>she
>
>>147429592
>>147429621
Well I'm not doing that yet when I have barely touched the game.
I'm doing a Highlander Hyur or Hellsguard Roegadyn if I can make him look good and I'm not too gimped with magics
>>147429596
After growing up/getting a life/job/etc i can say with certainty that i absolutely do not miss waiting 15+ minutes on a taxi to get somewhere like in WoW. I want to be able to log in and be slaying internet dragons within 5 minutes.There are plenty of ways to make the world feel big without gutting convenience like the aetherytes. Every zone still has choco porters and tons of hidden secret areas with lore tidbits to speculate on if you just want to explore the zones, especially the heavensward ones. Azys Lla was barely touched by the msq for example, so there's a shitton of islands and stuff with walkin-able doors and stuff you'd never see otherwise. There's plenty to do in the overworld, just the majority of it isn't killing mobs admittedly. Grab a friend and go to the edges of the map exploring sometime, it's good fun.
>>147429447
>useless
oh...
>>147430051
The whole thing about hw mobs being dangerous was ridiculous. Mobs were a complete push over until like level 55.
>>147430169
Race on your character is negligible when picking classes to play. Its like .01% difference.
>>147430169
Race effects nothing essentially.
A Lalafell makes a good a tank as a Roegadyn.
Be whatever you wanna be.
>>147430191
i love this
>i didnt go explore any of the neat little hidden stuff you can find but i know its not there, god the world is so shit
like yeah there are problems for sure but its not terrible. and i agree that the game is very friendly to people who do things besides play all day.
bang
>>147430191
>There's plenty to do in the overworld
Just because it's there hanging out in the overworld doesn't mean it's content. XI was good that it had both that and the quests and content to back up the world. I work a 40 hour a week job, but that doesn't mean I want to come home to a shallow game. One of the weakest arguments I've ever heard for the state of MMOs today.
>>147430213
I dunno, I didn't even have any difficulty with mobs over level 55.
Back in the original version, there were mobs over the level cap. Mor Dhona was barely explored because it was the most dangerous place at the time with level 70 or more mobs on it, now it's just full of stuff below 50. Even the Black Shroud back then was dangerous because of over leveled elementals on the starting areas.
I'm honestly curious as to why they decided to get away from that.
>>147430349
thank you ook ook
>>147430382
Never once in my argument did I say the overworld was content. I was merely stating that you can still quite literally make the world feel huge. IF you want to walk from Southern Thanalan to the Sea of Clouds you most certainly can. Porters exist in each zone and each zone's zone lines are connected. The zone loading times may take you out a bit because the map sizes are pretty garbage but you can still walk to point B from point B without a single teleport. All you're doing in the overworld otherwise is fetch/kill quest #over 9000 because that's as deep as questing in this game gets.
>spend 1 hour wiping to ravex and explaining every single fucking mechanic
>still wipe even with 20% echo
I wish I could strangle people through this fucking game
>>147429996
Like you'll ever find me
>>147430682
point B from point A whoops
We wish we were dead.
:3
>>147430580
I'm with you on the sentiment that there's nothing wrong with having at least some optional, out of the way hard as hell mobs in the open world. Even if the excuse is 'we don't want people who don't have time to use their brain to be hindered,' then just leave them out of the main areas. Not having at least some sort of optional pockets of tough mobs, maybe beastman outposts, is disappointing.
>>147430682
Exploration for the sake of exploration knowing it will yield no reward other than sights is hardly a powerful enough incentive to bother. I have been exploring, and it makes for good speculation for future content, but that's about it.
>Gorilla using VPN to chainreport the image so it gets deleted
>>147430841
tfw A rank hunt spawns on a spot used for MSQ quest during the EA of heavensward
but then nothing else like that ever happened again...
>>147430791
Define ''we'' because Myse doesn't want to die nor Neko
>>147430979
"We" refers to my multiple personalities.
Since I'm a schizophrenic bipolar psychopath and all.
>>147430791
carved out of stone
earth, blood and bone
thank you ook ook
>>147430191
I don't think the game needs less convenience for transportation for it to feel bigger at all. This game has admittedly small zones, every region were cut down into part.
Just making the place dangerous that it hinders you from going further in some places unless you have help, being full of mysteries and secrets (like secret areas unmarked by the map back in the original version)
Although I have to say, they implemented flying so poorly.
>>147430346
why do you have shit stuck on your nose?
i love you anon
>>147431229
i wish anyone did
>>147431216
Theres a distinct lack of flying enemies with huge aggro range.
Hear... Feel... Think...
>>147431380
feet
>>147430732
come forth, coward, and answer for your crimes
>>147431053
cute lizard
>>147431313
you know i remember during EA when all my autistic friends were grinding their way to 60 in a weekend, one of them complaining about flying enemies that chased them even when they flew. i wonder if they were retarded or just trolling, i was actually disappointed by that.
>>147430791
Why does everyone slutmog their actual raiding gear?
Does anyone on Balmung need Weeping City or would like to do roulettes?
>>147431481
yes
>>147430040
>>147430060
i don't have legitimacy to begin with, and i never claimed to. i just enjoy putting ppl in their place sometimes.
>>147431481
That's a dude, and no.
>>147431479
We just put on silly outfits and fucked around for a few minutes after everyone abandoned. It was Seph exthrough the duty finder.
>>147431406Do I remind you of the the fate of that person who spoke those lines?
>>147431481
Why are you posting this?
>>147431481
>her
but yeah, I would still hit that!
would you kiss her /xivg/?
Does anyone on Balmung even do anything asides sit on benches and take selfies?
I don't know how I feel about this.
>>147431796
Yes.
>>147431538
will you PLEASE put me in my place?!
>>147431801
>>147431796
no, nobody at all does content
not one person
>>147431796
>Offer to heal/tank for people
>They would rather just solo or idle
>>147431761
who is she?
>>147431668
you'll pay for all the lives you've spared, TRAITOR
>>147431796
sometimes we take selfies while doing beast tribe quests
>>147431913
*thinks about changing stratos' wet undies*
imagine the smell!
>>147431595
>>147431753
nah meria is ugly as sin but she's a girl, have her on facebook and shit and you can tell she's female because of bone structure, hands, body shape
>>147431913
that's a true story I was really embarrassed and I had to make sure the teacher didn't know it was my birthday because she always gave students hugs on their birthday. It was my favourite pair of shorts too.
>>147432093
what the hell
