>Fates FAQ (please read before asking dumb questions)
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>Linkbin
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>/feg/ Castle Addresses
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>Previous
>>147315389
Tharja a best
I love Sakura!
>>147356303
Fuck off.
Azura a literal cute
Azura a shit
Azura is Azura
Mysterious dancer > Azura
>>147356326
>>147356545
>>147356657
>>147356861
I don't like this meme because it implies that we /feg/bros are as dumb as Corrin and can't tell the difference.
>>147356102
which kid is the most likely to have filthy thoughts about their parents
everybody says Velouria but it's probably just extreme separation anxiety
>>147356878
more like the oceans gay waves
>>147357121
Gay for (You).
>>147357121
Can I bend Forrest over Corrin's bread table?
Nope, then still straight.
>>147357098
Thats fucked up
>>147356878
>>147356861
>>147356326
Shittiest and worst girl. Kill yourselves
>>147356143
I need that right now.
>>147356878
I want to take that strand of hair she lets dangle over her face and permenantly tape it behind her ear.
>>147357302
Even worse than Velouria??? Let's not get too ahead of ourselves.
>>147356878
I want to pump the ocean's gray waves down Azura's throat.
The ocean's gray waves are my semen, if you couldn't tell.
>>147357237
>>147357554
>your semen is gray
See a doctor my friend.
>>147357098
Is there any smut of Vel and Keaton
>>147357554
Fairly certain it shouldn't be that color.
Cutest family
>>147357615
>>147357723
It's cool, I sided with Hoshido.
>>147357796
Takumi is cute!
>>147357551
Are you trying to implying Velouria is somehow worse than Azura of all people? Because you're dead wrong on that, in pretty much all categories.
>>147357902
where is that ketchup even coming from
>>147357098
Lucina
Morgan
Kana
Severa
Nah
>>147357902
This picture doesn't make any sense
I love Hinata!
>>147358031
You don't need to be so haughty about it
*Tsunderes behind you*
IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING
*It was a holobaka*
>>147358206
>Morgan
>Kana
Nah
>>147358435
Why do they both look so awkward?
This looks like the most uncomfortable couple I've ever seen
I want to fuck Nowi silly.
I like Hana
>>147358435
Why is Laslow so romantic and comfy?
A love with Laslow would be very real and very strong!
wife
>>147358435
Laslow is so cute.
>>147358580
>>147358628
>>147358580
For all of Laslow's flirting, he has no idea what to do when girls respond positively to his advances.
>>147358720
>>147358628
Laslow is shit.
>>147358657
Daughter
>>147358809
*whips out killing edge*
You better take that back right now, kiddo.
>liking shitslow
>>147358895
Nah, he sucks. Shit unit and character.
>>147358895
What would you do with a box full of Laslows
>>147357426
What do you think?
>>147357554
That's...um...
>>147357059
y-yes...
>>147357293
Yes, but I stand by my claim that the first one wasn't my fault.
>>147357979
The first one bricked after I downgraded. Te second one I forget how
>>147358992
I'd hug and spoil each and every one of them!
>you will never huff huff Laslow's scent
>>147358804
>>147358795
I'm just really confused as to what the illustrator is trying to convey with this image.
>>147358992
Drown them in the ocean
>>147358895
>>147358992
Is this your wife?
>>147358895
What are you gonna do? Fail to crit and fail to ORKO as a result? Pathetic.
>>147358992
I would nibble on all their little Lazzy toes >:3
I forgot how annoying Laslowcucks could be.
>>147359156
It's just Selena putting the moves on Laslow. Where's the ambiguity?
>>147358804
I wouldn't either.
But then again I have never flirted with a woman so I wouldn't know where to start.
>>147359182
No! That'sSilas'wife.
why is cuck the new fag? is that only a /feg/ thing?
>>147359230
t. Owain
What's your favorite thing about Laslow?
>>147359182
What is the Mercenary wearing this time around? A gambeson?
>>147358997
This looks so much better than her real portrait.
>>147359376
How shit he is. So I never feel bad about not using him
...
There's no such thing as a bad Laslow support. Ehehe~
>>147359390
Yup. It's a gambeson. A thick heavy piece of cloth based armor that was developed through what we now know as "quilting"
Fun fact: The Hero class is still wearing it under their armor this time around too
>>147359267
I meant the image with the uncomfortable Corrin and Laslow.
>>147359182
Hi wife!
>>147359390
Looks like it, yeah. Even the diamond pattern is used regularly on gambesons.
>>147359059
I'm surprised you're here. Did you grab the 230 Selkies I uploaded a few weeks back?
I fixed this list, /feg/
Thoughts?
Corrin and Laslow are in love!male corrin
>>147359745
You cant rewrite history.
>>147359745
Great, now add Velouria again and return it to its prior shitty six glory.
>>147359745
Looks good. Velouria didn't deserve to be on it desu
>>147359546
Well it makes sense considering they were usually worn beneath mail and plate armor in order to cushion the body
>>147359376
His love for his wife!
>>147359745
I think >>147352593
>>147359745
>Azura
>Not Flora or Camilla
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>147359870
It could be worn on its own or as under-armor, yeah.
>>147359546
Honestly not sure I like that they gave generics discerning features. I think I preferred it when they were faceless.
>>147359376
>>147359880
His family is cute!
>Laslow's cum is so powerful it can literally flip-flop the morality of a psychopath and rehabilitate her into a responsible young lady
>>147360087
Too bad it can't fix his growth rates.
>>147360087
>you will never be empowered by Laslow's seed
Who would be on a husbando!Filthy Five?
>Jakob
>Arthur
>Odin
>Silas
>Shitbert
>>147359994
I don't know if I agree with you.
why are you guys so cancerous
>>147360218
Don't even try it, waifufag. Everyone knows husbandofriends are above such petty things.
I love Pieri and so do you
>>147360271
Cheeky cunt.
>>147360354
Uhh but husbandofags are the one who constructed the waifu!filthy five? Sorry newfag but it's only fair we return the favor.
>>147359994
It's to remind you that they're still people and that war/killing is bad.
Except for generals. Those walking automatons can all go die.
>>147360418
That's nice, Inigo
>>147359701
I did not
Would you still have a link?I never left, just toned down my selkieposting
>>147360418
Im convinced that this tread is literally just Laslow and Peri samefagging
>>147359745
It's funny how three of these girls are associated with Laslow
What do you think of Laslow/Peri outside of memes
>>147360174
>weakest kid in Awakening
>one of the worst units in Fates
Man, what did Olivia do to make him turn out like this?
stop bullying me
>>147359225
>>147360616
He either fixes her crazy the best or she's Ylisse's problem now.
I've seen their daughter with Peri hair so much I honestly forgot that she DOESN'T have blue hair.
>>147360450
Don't forget Great Knights.
>tfw can't capture that PegaPony squad in the museum DLC.
>>147360664
I LOVE YOU LASLOW
I noticed the /feg/ majority are more triggered by stinky twinky characters than they are by big dumb hunks
Hits too close to home?
>>147360442
uhhhh but it was floracucks who created the filthy five?
Should I play fe4?
>>147360664
>>147360836
>floracucks made it!
Explain Azura's absence until now (which probably wont even be kept, the original line-up will still be consistently posted)
>Laslow fixes Peri!
She literally gets better in all of her endings, even solo
>After Xander was crowned, Peri was put in charge of Nohr's army. Her cruelty faded as she grew into a strong commander, but she never lost her childlike demeanor, even on the battlefield.
>>147359840
Why wouldn't the shittiest girl in the game deserve to be on it?
>>147360616
Laslow is my husbando and was a pretty good support unit for me (Rallies, offensive support, etc)
Peri was an ok unit for me, i dont really like her as a character
>>147360961
>but she never lost her childlike demeanor
Not good enough. That's like 60% rehabilitation, but I guess if pericucks want to settle......
Is ''uhhh'' the newest meme?
>>147361072
uh huh
I gave Peri to Silas so he could be her psychiatrist, despite having a few loose screws in the head himself. They can be weirdo Cavs together.
Corrin is shit at everything.
He's so shit he's even shit t being a siscon when he's got 4 (FOUR) """""sisters""""" practically throwing their pussies at him.
Meanwhile this stud is likely fucking his ACTUAL sister back home and got a 1,200 year old dragon wanting to call him "big brother" as well.
How can Corrin compete?
>>147360857
YES
>>147361072
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh azuracucks
>>147361179
Why is Ephraim the best lord?
>>147361179
>Fucking your sister is better than not fucking your sister
>>147361179
Corn's sisters are for Silas anyway
>>147361179
Ephraim a shit and gets cucked by Seth.
>>147361151
How would Zero feel about being Zero's Disciple?
>>147361151
Does silas wish he was corrin
>>147361443
>a kinky sadist and a horny murderer
He'd love it.
Come & join the Severa Fan Club today! It's very comfy!
>>147361461
Nobody wishes they were Corrin. If anything, they're grateful they aren't.
>>147360527
I might. Give me some time to find it.
>>147361608
i do
>>147361443
Literally Decadus.
>>147361613
fuck off
>>147361613
Severa is literal shit
>>147361613
I like the other redhead more. What was her name again?
>>147361412
>That picture was made as a parody to the people who'd post it.
>They proceed to post it unironically.
It's just like Overtime's Reaper
>>147361613
daughterfucker
>>147361608
>one-eyed
>white-haired
>dark histories
>the same fucking name
It's like they were destined for each other.
>>147361613
Sorry, already in the superior Beruka fan club. It's even got custom cards.
>>147360354
Nice try, that meme has been debunked for months now.
>>147361784
Not really. It was made by a tumblrfag that found their supports interesting. Cool revisionism tho
>>147361767
Cuscoooooooooo
>>147361767
Maria?
>>147356102
>>147359182
>>147360015
>>147360418
>>147361613
Remove this Filthy Five garbage from this thread.
>>147361613
I'm part of the Midori Fan Club, sorry.
>>147360664
But you look cute when you're bullied...
>>147361919
>I srsly love those fan theories that silas is secretly trying to steal your sisters and replace you ahaha
That's not "I like their supports." That's "Oh fandom, why u so crazy!!!"
Source: http://zzsleeps.tumblr.com/post/146478176999/i-srsly-love-those-fan-theories-that-silas-is
>>147360527
>cropping your waifu's husbando out of the image
Don't try to hide your cuckoldry.
>>147361461
Yes. The beta Mamui sucks etc meme is only present here. Canonically everyone thinks Corrin is a good leader and likes him/her.
>>147362083
Midori is best dori!
>>147361949
This is what you wanted, right? This is the promise I made to you.
>>147361976
Aw, you're treasure posting just for me? Thank you!"
>>147362287
Dori is a-dori-ble
>>147361976
uhhh we decided to remove Velouria and put Azura in.
>>147360660
She fucked me. Sorry dudes, I ruined him with my shitty genes.
>>147361860
I respect your choice & your taste.
Let's compare cards.
>>147362473
how was the sex though
>>147361976
Oh shit I'm sorry I won't do it again
>>147362596
Good. At least Perifags are reasonable, unlike shitdogfags. >>147362361
>>147362434
Nope.
Is Narcian the greatest FE villain of all time?
Does anyone know what mods Scarlet passes down? I need someone to stat her son.
>>147361976
If Nina can get removed because of her support with Shiro why can't Peri get removed because of her support with Laslow?
>>147362703
Because Laslow a shit
>>147360771
Did somebody say big dumb hunks?
>>147362198
I had the full picture saved as well, though.
Is this general just about shitposting.
>>147360660
>tfw love Olivia
>she cripples Morgan
Who's the best main game mom for Morgan if you're not grinding? Cordy?
>>147362702
+2 str, +1 spd, -1 lck, +1 def, -2 res
>>147362703
Nina was never a part of it to begin with. It was always The Filthy Five and some faggot tried pushing Nina onto it. She's not quite bad enough to make the list, same with Azura.
>>147362702
http://serenesforest.net/fire-emblem-fates/hoshidan-characters/maximum-stats/
+2 Strength
+1 speed
+1 Defence
-1 Luck
-2 Res
>>147362812
>>147362941
Who came up with the Filthy Five list anyway? All I remember is it popping up a few months back.
Take a look at this grade A cutie
Azura doesn't belong on the filthy five. She belongs on the Splendid Six.
>>147363220
Some guy did it "as a joke" and funposters latched onto it.
>>147363220
Me, but I didn't intend for it to be a ebin filthy five list, I just made it as a joke one time since we were rating waifus.
>>147363249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7L72erywpQ
>>147363321
Then what's the problem with using it to point out the worst girls in Fates if that's what it came from in the first place? It's actually a good list, those girls really are the shittiest five out of them all.
>>147363193
Is Mozu actually worth it for conquest Lunatic, I don't want shitposting but I have her paralogue open and I'm genuinely curious if she's worth it
>>147363321
I really don't know what you were expecting. It's feg after all.
>>147363570
No.
>>147363570
Yes.
>>147363570
Only if you baby her for at least 88 turns
>>147363570
Yes.
Which husbando is the best at sex? Is HP + Skill + Resistance a good way to determine how good they are?
>>147363570
Extra archers are always good
>>147363570
If you baby her through her chapter she can be.
Otherwise you can save yourself88turns and use the experience on other units.
>>147363570
She's a lot better than Niles for your bowman so yes.
>>147363570
Did you happen to find that bow that heals the enemy and have a arms scroll and seal to spare? If so then yes.
>>147363570
She's not worth it at all. Use Niles instead and use your resources on better characters
>>147363570
She's worth it if you level her up in her chapter and get good levels. If not, don't bother.
>>147363570
She's only good on casual runs.
>>147363253
My vote for the Splendid Six is:
Mitama
Setsuna
Elise
Selkie
Caeldori
Reina
These are the girls who seem to be the most generally well-received here.
>>147363675
HP = Stamina.
Skill = Impregnation rate.
Res = fuck if I know.
>>147363675
Benny
>>147363570
Mozu is literally the best unit ever. All you have to do is give her a heart seal, a raider yumi, some dragon herbs, boots, paragon and your good to go
>>147363820
pls no i dont want my waifu to be associated with shitposting
>>147363820
>Selkie
Swap her out for Beruka, I think.
>>147363820
replace caeldori with sakura
Is it just me or is it easier for Corrin to get supports unlocked than Robin?
>>147363312
>>147363321
Maybe /feg/ should refrain from jokes if this is all it takes to derail the thread.
>>147363820
>caeoldori
>memetama
>odlhag
haha
The splendid six are;
Mikoto
Generic Shrine maiden
Generic War Preistess
Forrest
Generic Maid
and that one villager, you know the one, the one who wears orange.
>>147363820
>caeldori
Stopped reading there.
>>147363909
How is The Filthy Five list shitposting? It's not even controversial, I have literally never seen anyone even attempt to justify those girls not belonging there.
And no, some dumb delusional waifufag going "she's cute! xD" does not count as a reasonable justification for her removal.
>>147363570
Shes the best archer your gonna get even if niles or serena get strength blessed
>>147363570
Serious reply here: No she's not. When you boil it all down, all you get for babying and wasting resources on her is just another combat unit, that offers nothing new to your army. You already have Niles already for your bow needs and he can do much more than her without needing to be babied. The resources wasted on her could be put to better use like javelins, tonics, etc.
>>147364145
>Forrest
Maybe in the jap version
>>147363570
She's at least A tier in conquest Lunatic, one of the best units.
>tfw you mess something up/miss an almost guaranteed kill
>and then you start choking and it spirals out of control and everyone dies
I feel like my brain just didn't work, every move I did was bad.
Any tips for dealing with the 2 flying reinforcements in the Conquest opera level? I think it's Chapter 14.
>>147364272
More like D-tier
Ah, I see it's shitposting hour.
I'll come back tonight.
>mozucuck samefagging this hard
>>147364303
You are trying way to hard. 88 turns is more like 15 minutes anyways since your just doing one action over and over again
>>147364109
If this is seriously the very worst you can come up with for those girls then it just proves my point desu
>>147363570
No, there's a reason why most people put her towards the bottom in tier lists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWOY1VJc6A4
>>147364303
Mozu looks like she clicked on this thread and immediately regretted it.
>it's a desert map
>>147364553
>muh efficiency
>>147364553
Most people voted for obama as well
>>147364589
okay i kind of laughed at this one, but the spine still has the girls face on it and not mozu's
>>147364389
niles/mozu are good
>Waifu isn't on the Filthy Five list
>Never gets shitposted
>People only say positive or neutral things about her whenever she's brought up
Feels good not having shit taste desu
>>147364716
Oh, it's America time already.
>>147364030
Sakura is only a slightly less boring shit character than her older sister.
>>147364389
If you like chancing a 1-5% crit having Niles with Elise/Camilla in attack stance stand in the range of the Kite you can one shot it on the counter.
>>147364936
But still less boring than Caeldori.
>>147364802
Feels great, don't it? It's nice feeling safe from falseflaggers and shitposters.
>>147365016
Caeldori's supports with mamui are probably the closest thing he has to a decent romantic support desu
>>147356303
>>147363820
What? No. Elise is great but only as a little sister, Reina is the only good waifu there because she's the token milf. The rest doesn't even have any interest in the avatar and Selkie is just a plain retard.
>>147364802
Oboro is the bestHoshidanwaifu
>>147365089
That'd be Azura.
>>147364802
>tfw waifu isn't shitposted but is associated with a massive autist who I can't bring myself to hate
>>147364630
>It's a rain/snow map when the weather keeps going on and off.
The last level of Lyndis chapter drives me up the fucking wall with this. Yeah I know it's optional but I get a free Paladin by the end of it for HHM and the tears for godly unit growth for someone like Nino later.
>>147365079
Honestly I think they deserve the shitposting. If you decide to waifu a shit character like one of The Filthy Five then you need to expect to be called out on it.
>>147357302
Oh no you didn't.
Azura has fantastic supports and a great amount of characterization. She's stoic and distant, yes, but that's because she has trust issues and fears opening up to people, only to get rejected or be let down. Her supports with her sisters and Corrin are top-notch because you get to see this usually-cold woman open up and relax, revealing herself to be a bit mischievous, such as trolling Sakura with ghost stories. She's blunt and snarky, and that in combination with aforementioned trust issues means she doesn't have good social skills, which means people usually avoid or distrust her, which means it's even harder for her to open up to them--that's the reason behind her mysteriousness. It's a vicious cycle she can't escape from, a brutal deconstruction of mystery making someone appealing, and it all stems from her traumatized past in the Nohr courts. It's also implied she has self-worth issues, just seeing herself as a replacement for Corrin in regards to his Hoshidan family. And despite all this, despite everything she's been through and all her issues and how cynical and melancholy she can be, she doesn't let it stop her from being nice or trying to help people. She's one of the most fleshed-out, non-gimmicky characters in the game.
Onto other things: her design is gorgeous, her voice acting and singing are excellent, and refreshers are almost always (sorry Olivia) useful. Her role in Conquest sucks, but as everyone involved in Conquest's plot sucks, to the point of acting out-of-character, I tend to blame the shoddy writing and not hold it against them as a whole. She shines much more in Birthright, getting more time dedicated to her friendship with Corrin, her relationship with the Hoshidan siblings, and how her powers affect her. Even in Revelation, where she's unfortunately reduced to exposition dump, she still has her share of touching moments, such as the aftermaths of Chapters 22 and 23.
>>147364954
I think I'll just try catch them in the middle so I can move my units properly. They are the only reinforcements anyways and there is no time pressure.
>>147365251
(lol
So how bad Is the NOA localization of fates?? Should I buy it or just pirate the Japanese version with the English translation?
>>147365270
>isn't shitposted but associated with a shitposter
What?
>>147365339
Nice copypasta
>>147365270
Hinoka?
>>147365240
Oboro is a shit waifu. She wants on Takumi's dick, not yours.
>>147365339
http://serenesforest.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=61728&p=4265302
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>147365270
I don't even know how my waifu is handled on /feg/ because no one ever talks about her.
I guess it would be obligatory cuckposting because of other pairing.
>>147365520
You didn't get her S-Rank support. In fact, she only mentioned Takumi once in my entire playthrough and that was in the chapter I recruited her.
