Pygmalion edition.
Previous timeline: >>147302796
Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
xth for flowey
flower.
nth for tardy goat
*Here comes Asriel!
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
>>147337487
fight
Bot and ghost
>>147337439
>the one ghost artfag turned out to be a major dick
Elaborate?
sans
>>147337487
[ACT]
*TURN HIM BLUE.
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
>>147337487
ACT -> boop snootlewith dick
BABYBONES
>>147337487
*ACT > Bully
>>147337487
fight
>>147337487
asriel is fucking dead
>>147337550
>>147337576
Sans and baby bones!
Boop the anongote snoot.
>>147337487
ACT -> ask if he's a special boy
>>147337520
*Asriel is hurt
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
>>147337758
fight
>>147337758
Fight
>tfw the drums kick in
>tfw you're blue now
>tfw flirting with a skeleton
>tfw outsmarted by a skeleton
>tfw the violins kick in
>tfw super cool regular attack
>tfw bonetrousle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijrzwMLd218
how can anyone compete?
>>147337576
>>147337718
they're the cutest
>>147337790
*Asriel is getting angry!
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
>>147337993
*Boop
>>147337993
act -> suck his dick
>>147337993
[ACT]
*CHALLENGE HIM WITH A PUZZLE
>>147337993
fight
I want to dance with the gote.
cute little goat
CUTE LITTLE GOAT
CUTE
CETU
CUUU
C
>>147337949
Indeed they are.
>>147338156
I want toTURN HIM BLUE AND THROW BONES AT HIMNYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
>>147338212thought you were better than that, papyrus.
>>147338191
Cute little nubian.
>>147338042
*Asriel knew there was still some good in you
*He looks happy
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
>>147338191
I'm gonnakissit!
>>147338318
*Rape
>>147338318
[ACT] BULLY
>>147337718
>>147337949
>you will never babysit a young Papyrus
feels bad
>>147338318
>Undertale-фэндoмы
opa blya
>>147338318
How is he not dead? We hit him three times.
>>147338358
*You tried to, but Toriel can't let you do that
*She's in your way
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
>>147338296
it's the only way he knows how to make friends, every other method has failed
>>147338614
*Act >Bully the goat
>>147338614
Item
Weed
>you feel like your going to have a dank time
>>147338614
act -> exchange disarming puns
>>147338614
>in your way
[FIGHT]
work-a-day goat
>>147338563
>>147338620
that's... actually kind of depressing
>>147338637
*She's in your way
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [MERCY]
>>147339229
fight
>>147339229
[FIGHT]
>>147339064
>>147338156
That's acceptable.
>>147339304
>>147339253
*You swing at Toriel with all your might
*She looks pissed
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [SPARE]
>>147339702
>[FIGHT]
>>147339702
[ACT] *Piss on self (to attract goat honeys)
>>147339735
*Toriel is fucking dying
[FIGHT] [ACT] [ITEM] [SPARE]
>>147340028
Rip
And tear
>>147340028
act -> reset and take a nap with toriel
GUISE HOIHOHIOHIOHOIHOIHOIHOIHOIHOI ITS KKKKKKKKKKKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCC KKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM1!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!111!!!! NAW DEOS ANEEBODIEE WANA ASS MEH A QESTION!!?11/!?!!1/1/1/1!?1?!!1/1/!?1!/1?1!?1?!!!?!?!?!?! ASLO UNDERTALE ROKS!!!1111!!1!!!1!1!11!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!1111!!!
>>147340074
*Toriel is fucking dead
*YOU WON!
*You earned 10 XP and 10 gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykeB3TPndWA
WHAT!?
FLIRTING?
YOU'RE FINALLY OPENING UP DARLING, I DON'T BLAME YOU.
BUT I HAVE TO SAY, I'M A ROBOT WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS.
[I can sing and dance] [I have zero redeeming qualities]
As you can see, someone made a thread on /v/ again.
>>147340493
* snort
Void~
On a scale from not gay to gay and everything between, what's the gayest thing you've fapped to?
>>147332592
>>147332613
>>147332648
hi , im doing ok , my morning was goin good but now alittle not so good you?
>>147332918
No i didnt do you have a link?
>>147340890
I think about fapping to that stuff but never end up doing it
>>147340890
apretty fat booty getting fucked
>>147340890
Take a guess.
>>147340890
Braeburned porn
>>147340890one of frick's ficsim not proud
>>147340890
this along with moregay edgegote
>>147341381
Don't you mean one of hisfricks?
>>147340890the gayest thing i've fapped to would probably have to be the memory of me and this drunk guy who i met at a party. he came on to me and i decided to give it a shot since im not actually gay haha just trying stuff out. we ended up kissing and rubbing against each other and eventually he jerked me off. i said no homo though so all in all pretty straight stuff
>>147341497
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
>>147340890
This gif has at least four gay things http://i.imgur.com/ccI65eZ.gifv
Pretty gay I think,but then again, so am I.
>>147340890gay furry porn
that was a strange time
>>147340890
I almost always fap to gay stuff. Go figure out how I am supposed to determine what's most gay among an uncountable amount of gay material.
>>147341052
Oh, me? I'm just ok.
What's wrong, if I may ask? Did something bad happen?
>>147340890
I fapped to a female pov porn video.
>>147341893
Care to share what's wrong?
>>147342021
Sorry, I must have misworded something again.
I was asking Geek what was wrong because they said that their morning wasn't going so well.
Nothing important has gone wrong for me right now.
>>147340890
Well, I fapped to napstablook and mettaton fucking, but napstablook has no gender and mettaton is a guy that looks like a girl... soooooooo??
>>147341960
wow
that is the gayest thing
>>147342190
Sorry anon but it's still gay.
>Dats right childrens, we used to be powerful n' shit. We had an army and a kingdom and went all around the world spreadin' our species' might. We used the power of magic to build castles and we even used to fly. I ain't bullshittin' you!
>Well, what da fuck happened, mammy? Why we be livin' underground and you be goin' out arrangin' gay marriages all day?
>Cuz dem mothafuckin' humies came and oppressed us and took away our land and trapped us down here. Now get yo' monster ass back to bed.
>>147342178
Oh, my bad. I had accidentally clicked on your post instead of Geek's.
Glad to hear that you are doing well, none-the-less.
>>147341893 was meant for >>147341052
>>147340890Remilia and Reimu cosplay porn.So, extremely gay.
>>147342319
Hmmm.. would it be gay if I was a girl?
>>147342550
>girls
>on 4chan
>>147342438
Fuck, I cannot reply worth shit today.
määäääää
>>147342637
what if I wasasriellechan?
>>147342550
Yes, your gender doesn't change the orientation of the porn. Also this >>147342637
>>147342550
Everyone here, by definition, is a faggot.
So yes.
>>147342693vittu ei
>>147342190
Where's the pic at? Are there good lewd MTT ir Undyne animations?
>>147342717
Then you would be a fag.
>>147342717
When are you gonna get naked for us?
>>147340890
not gay/10
>>147342717
ThenOmae wa mou shindeiru.
>>147343078
>mfw I had a dream like that a few days before that was posted
Only difference wasI was actually Mettaton instead of a cosplay.
And it wasn't at a con I guess,
Quick! Pic an Undertale!
Congrats! Now apply
>>147342546
>>147342546
to said Undertale!
How did it go?
>>147343247Sweat-a-ton
>>147343247
I dunno. Maybe you somehow inspired that anon to make that.
>>147343078
>>147343247
L I V I N G T H E D R E A M
>>147341052
I'm doing okay, just got back from lunch with my family and brother-in-law which was tasty.
>>147343472
Don't you mean dreaming the life?
Alright, /utg/. How's everyone doing today?
>>147293252
Decided see if I could remove the banner.
>>147343604
What did you have?
>>147343786
Okay but isn't that a bit rude for the artist to remove their name?
>>147343901
jew?
>>147343728
Finding out my dreams are oddly prophetic about /utg/. Besides that I'm fine.
>>147343901
Oy vey
>>147343786
>>147342893
Wow, man. Thanks.
Post cute
>>147343970
The artist wrote "tea" in a really weird way. Looks like Jew. Oyy gevalt.
>>147344070
jew?
>>147343728
see >>147343604
and now i'm going to get comfy and watch SGDQ while working on a neat deck idea I had got while eating
>>147343821
Tex-mex from a restaurant called Chuy's. I personally got a giant ass bean and cheese burrito with rice because i'm boring like that.
>>147340890
Two men fucking
>>147344024
>>147344024
>>147344024
>>147344129
Jew
>>147344137
>Two men fucking
But the specifics!
>>147343867
Yep, but someone requested a bannerless version a few days ago and I felt bad for never doing it. This was more or less a way to see how well adjusted I am to a program I am not used to.
If it bothers you I can put the name somewhere else.
>>147343989
You're welcome?
>>147344290
twogaymen fucking
>>147344290
two men whose body types would be classified as bears by gay slang having anal sex
>>147344283
Gas the goats race war now
My mum used the word "shill" today. It was weird.
>>147344393
How were you able to tell?
>>147343786
>>147343867
If you don't want people removing your name/watermark, make it less obtrusive.
>>147344437
The fuck are you talking about? Goats are basically the Whites of the underground. They're the master monster race and should focus on spreading their influence over the lesser more feral monster races. If monsterkind was just a bunch of boss monster goats, the humans would've been fucked six ways to sunday.
>>147344482
>two men fucking
>not gay
You are like that convention bofag, huh?
>>147344580
You're gonna start another "humans vs monsters" debate
>>147344482balls touched
>>147344580
>>147344682
But muh 100 muhreens.
>>147344580
>A child is capable of destroying all of the monsters, even the boss monsters
>An adult would curbstomp them all if they were all boss goats
>A score of humans would finish the job in 5 minutes or less.
>>147344630
I still don't get it, did they not apologize afterwards, was that it?
>>147344808
>Kill one human
>Take their soul
>One monster turns into a one-man genocide machine
See if the monsters used modern tactics they could ambush a human, take their soul, and win even faster than the humans did against the monsters of old. The humans' greatest strength is their greatest weakness.
>>147344808
A child with the ability to warp time could kill anything
>>147343247
>had dream where 2 asgores were fighting over toriel
outside of that shit was weird and spooky but just me standing there while one asgore goes DONT GO NEAR MY WIFE to the other asgore while toriel is being grumpy as fuck was hilarious
>>147344815
I don't know. I wasn't there.
My point is that the anon told all thatprobably fakestory telling he was "not gay" even if he agreed on all that like nothing ever happened.
>>147344932
>Humans greatly outnumber monsters
>All of humanity rises to curbstomp monsters
>Monsters don't have planes, missiles, tanks or nuclear arms
>Dead monsters, blown the fuck up mount Ebott
>Humans win.
>>147343978
I hate my dreams that involve /utg/ honestly. Makes me dislike this place a little more.
>>147344137
Well, that's pretty good. Better than being inside all day, right?
>>147343728
It's one of those days that I have this great urge to draw and I have a million ideas but it's like my hand isn't my own for some reason and I can't make any of them come true even though I know I normally could. It's most likely physical exhaustion from working the whole week through. In frustration I doodle all kinds of crap that I didn't mean to, like this.
>>147345113
The dream I had about /utg/ made me like the way I dislike this place a bit more.
Why is there so many pics of Undyne tying her hair?
>>147344968
Two asgores would say "howdy" have tea and talk about flowers.
>>147345105
If a world war happened in the 21st century humans would wipe themselves out as well
>>147345146
Does this lead to mettablook?
>>147343978
The brain is fairly good at predicting future events through past experiences.
>>147344024
>>147345238
my dreams dont care about things like staying in characterlets just pretend they are AU asgores
>>147345220
Armpits.
>>147344481
It's because I'm here on the internet anon. Looking at all of your dirty secrets.
>>147345105
>implying humans would cooperate
>implying they wouldn't just use this as a Casus Beli to nuke whatever country Mt Ebott is in
>implying WW3 wouldn't happen
>>147344756
>100 muhreens
>Implying the Monsters couldn't be beaten by a single Spetsnaz soldier high on cocaine.
>>147345494
What's my name?I'm actually worried that someone I know comes across what I do online.
>>147345275
Nope. We're just talking about humans rising up to strike down the monsters. Hell, a single army could do it.
>>147344815
Fucking kek.
>>147345113
Yeah it was fun and I got to hang out with my little sister who is moving for school soon so that was nice.
>>147345373
>implying they still would't have a tea party
baka desu>you will never be the meat in an Asgore sandwich
feels bad
>>147345527
It would just take a single army or less in reality.
>>147345562
>implying anything can survive a spetsnaz high on cocaine
Why do you think they stick to krokodil?
>>147345220
I guess because it's a very human thing to do. Makes her seem more realistic and normal. She's also very pretty like that.
>>147345284
Well, mettaton is humping blooky and their both blushing so yes.
>>147345284
Mettablook is only for platonic!It probably will if I keep drawing without meaning to. I'll just stop now for today.
>>147345597
Then why were you saying that all of humanity would rise against them?
>>147345146
I know that feel, for me it's like a balloon, it fills with talent and then is released, but it fills up slowly.
>>147342717
post picsor just asrielle art
>>147346031
Nah.
>>147345585
I'd recognize you anywhere John.
>>147346219
That's not me. You've lost this round.
>>147345932
>Mettablook is only for platonic!
Botanon...
>>147345932
I want them to have disgusting hot sex.
Where the edgegoat at
Why is it that when I see certain ships in any fandom, I want to toss my computer through the second story window?
>>147346390
What ships
>>147346390
It's a common reaction anon. It happens to the best of us.
>>147346278
I was just playing with you Richard.
>>147346390
Because you have autism and you're intolerant of other peoples' autism. It's more common than you might think.
I want to hug and passionately kiss Blooky.
>>147346390
Because some ships have no ground in reality, would never happen, and are being unironically pushed by artists who draw better than you.
Especially so when its characters who are canonically shipped with other characters.
>>147346498
Who wouldn't?
>>147346498
Shyren get off the computer
How do you even type with fins
>>147345146
>I have a million ideas but it's like my hand isn't my own
I feel like I know what you're talking about.I used to run into this shit back when I was into writing and Jesus Christ it was absolute hell.
>>147345219
What.
>>147345636
Well, it's always a good thing to say bye to family, right?
>>147346317
B-But they're cousins! Cousins can't love cousins!
>>147346327
What the hell even is that black thing coming from Blooky? His tongue? His dick? I'm so confused!
>>147346368
>>147346470
Non canon, out of character ships, and shippings that make no sense.
>>147346476
Alright, glad I'm not alone.
>>147346479
Ha ha. Nice meme.
>>147346634
Exactly! You hit the nail there anon. That's how I feel about certain ships. It makes no sense.
>>147346792
Oh so my ships would trigger the hell out of you then?
>>147346738
>groin is so hot he needs a fan to cool it downIt'd be better if he let it cool down in my mouth.
>>147346736
>B-But they're cousins! Cousins can't love cousins!
Not with that attitude.
>>147346738
Is this a new thing?
Good day or whatever.
>>147346858
To be fair you probably have the worst taste out of anyone here, no offense.
>>147347134
Nah that would be the people who ship Chara with Asriel or Frisk
>>147346858
Probably, but I also understand that people have different preferences, I just don't want these disagreeable ships shoved in my face. That's all.
>>147347134
There is worse
it's just that he's annoying about it.
>>147346738
I want to crawl under edgegoat's dress
>>147347048
Salutations, lovely witch of the underground!
>>147347048
Howdy
>>147347134
Can't blame him, Papyrus is extremely attractive.
>>147347217
Those are pretty bad imo but you ship your pic related so.
>>147347323
He does post often, I choose to ignore him mostly, figured I'd give my 2 cents now.
>>147347031
It's an old thing being spun into a new thing with Asriel apparently.
>>147347398
>being kept in Mettaton's leash
is this a fetish thing
if it isn't it should be made into one
>>147347048
Yeah same to you or whatever.
>>147347438
>>147347323
>is annoying about it
I almost never post it unless people are already talking about ships for whatever reason, kinda like right now. Its weird that it would offend you but I sorry about that I guess
>>147347531
It's not supposed to be a fetish in that image, just Mettaton being a weird parent.
I'd post an actual fetish one but it's too lewd for /utg/.
>>147347417
Oh of course, but Underswap Papyrus isn't and he ships that, Gaster is a literal non character and he ships that, I'm sure he has more that are horrid. I'm not trying to say he shouldn't, just that they are pretty bad by our collective standards.
>>147347531
It's not in Frisk's case
Now an anon is a different story
>>147347531
Collars and leashes aren't exactly a new fetish thing anon.
>>147347458
>>147347031
its summer, it can't be too comfortable with all that fur
>>147346031
ok
>>147347635
I don't ship Underswap papgore for the record (I don't even like underswap), Its just that 95% of the images for it happen in that AU.
>>147347685
Yeah, can I get the context of this whole asriellechan meme? Probably wasn't around for it's birthing.
>>147346946
You uneducated mongrel, you swine, your mouth, and therefore, saliva would be at least your body's temperature, which, unless you're dead, won't be any less than 36 degrees celsius, or 96.8 degrees fahrenheit. I can't believe I share a board with such wastes of oxygen, I bet you smoke weed as well and think that you've found your inner self (which, mind you, is certainly not true). Cool him down with your mouth, really? You could've said something more educated, perhaps offer to cool him with your feet, which are the coldest part of your body, but nooo, you just had to go out of your way to let everyone know how much of penisbreath you are. Just fucking hang yourself, you absolute artless bat-fowling bladder, you moronic paunchy ill-breeding hasty-witted miscreant.
>>147347685
Change the pupils and everything goes to hell.
>>147347626
You don't offend me, like I said I just ignore you or your pics for the most part. Just saying your ships are considered terrible here and triggering someone with them is a non question.
>>147347726
Two You's! Your lucky day!
>>147347635
>>147347635
>but Underswap Papyrus
How is he even? All I remember from that AU that everyone was complaining about bad touch Papyrus raping shota sans too much.
>>147347685
NOOOO!
GO AWAYYYY!
>>147347685
>>147347818
Some chick from /fa/ (or most likely someone using her images) keeps posting her here.
The straight anons go nuts because they've never had a girl give them attention.
>>147347857
I KNOW IT WAS DUMB AS I TYPED IT OKAY I JUST WANT HOT GOAT COCK IN MY MOUTH
>>147347563
>>147347398
>>147347371
So uh, how's tricks?
>>147347685
BEGONE VILE DEMON
>>147347893
>triggering someone with them is a non question.
Well thats silly and people should take it less seriously
>>147347857
>penisbreath
I can't believe this made me laugh. I'm going to bed now.
Alphys vore when?
I wanna help stop Asrielle from raping more anons so we stop losing posters because of STD-related deaths.
>>147347976
You don't deserve forgiveness rump-fed puttock.
>>147347920
Apparently he doesn't ship that to be clear and that's my bad. But Underswap Papyrus is a gross misinterpretation of canon Sans. You kind of nailed it with the rape and shota thing although he also comes off as the stereotypical cool guy who smokes where canon Sans is an idiot who makes stupid jokes.
>>147348072
Same but we have an established good and bad here although many things that weren't tolerated are now slipping through the cracks.
>>147347893
Not even involved but your posts make you seem mad as hell. Stop.
>>147348106
I'd rather see Alphys vored because she isn't very important.
>>147347685
>>147348128
>Asrielle chan is a plaguebearer vampire
Now it all makes sense.
>>147348248
>Same but we have an established good and bad here although many things that weren't tolerated are now slipping through the cracks.
Yeah I can feel that
also Underswap was a retarded idea from the get go since you originally were suppose to change the personality of the character with whoever they switch with so literally the only difference was the character design. It got even worse when people started making Papyrus fuck his brother who looks and acts like a literal child if not toddler. It was fucked from the start
>>147347936
There has to be more to it than that.
I refuse to believe we are that pathetic.
>>147348478
You're not even trying anymore. Where's the tattoos?
>>147348271
>Alphys vored
I'd fap to that.
I'd fap to that two times if it was with Undyne.
>>147348271
I'm just stating the known opinion of the general and answering some questions while having fun my man. I'm sure I've talked to that dadfag multiple times and we've gotten along, I have no ill will towards anyone here. Sorry if I came off as upset with anyone.
>>147348531
It happens all the time with fan stuff, I'm sure you know that, I try not to worry about it and assume you do the same. They just can't help themselves.
>>147348618
Wait for when they post her butt pics.
It's embarrassing.
>>147348618
we are, also I wanna rape the ghost.
>>147348478
MARRY MEEEE
Monster Kid?
>>147348271
>I'd rather see Alphys vored because she isn't very important.
ok alphys
Good afternoon /utg/, I love you!
>>147337550
Sans man
>>147347685
NICE
>>147348985
Fat lizard digests very slowly.
>>147349059
Holy hell that's adorable. There's precious little non-angst sans artwork where he's by himself.
>>147348478
>>147347685
Two people can play this game Asriel-chan.
>>147349043
go brush your teeth
>>147348762
>>147348271
Yeah I'm not offended. I know this general doesn't like shipping anyone with the skeletons and beyond that most of the other dadfags / people who ship him tend to prefer Torgore for Asgore related stuff so its doubly weird there.
I don't take anything as silly as shipping seriously anymore since i'm just in it for the cute moments and the porn.
>>147349226
comfy Sans fanart is pretty great
So you and your 3 favorite undertales are performing a heist(for an ambiguous good and justified reason) in a jewelry store in Berlin. Your objective is an ancient artifact in the back rooms. (Jerry is your get away driver)
So what jobs do you all have? What's your plan? Where you getting ice cream from after you complete the job?
