Comfy Friday Edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—July 4th)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
>Previously on /xivg/:
>>147165602
xth for cuties
1st for being bred by a strong au ra or elezen male. I want to give you kittens!
>tfw your fanta is taking forever to get delivered.
>>147186907
hot
Pizza, or Chinese, or maybe go out for a burger and fries ? What'll it be tonight ?
>>147186907
Seek the guidance of the Twelve.
hello?
>>147186907
>kittens
nope.
cold
Is there an official 420 server or at least a good 420 FC on a populated server?
>>147186907
how do you feel aboutjustice?
best single target dps?
>>147186832
>spongebob_there_i_am.jpg
>>147186907
>Kittens
No, thanks. There are too many miqo'te in this world.
>>147186949
Pizza u dum nigga
>>147186897
am i a cutie?
>>147186992
who is nhs
>>147186981
we get it
you vape
nori gb
>>147186406
what the HECK
>>147187010
ninja or mnk
>>147187052
This is a boy.
>>147186969
Cute catwith cute pits. Is there more?
>>147186907
How would that work out?
Wouldn't the au ra or elezen be swamped by the kittens wanting attention?
What about the furniture?
>>147185715
Are you telling everyone "guys we are having SEX(erping)"?
>>147187029
But I had pizza last night. And also the night before.
>>147186960
Do you have any reading comprehension?
nori bp
xth for running WP unsynced until you hate yourself for a crafting item that only drops from one chest on that dungeon
xth for mahou magic
nori gp
>>147186981
>This Miqote wont marry me
Why live
>>147187039
national health service I think
>>147187212
go for hat trick
Happy Canada Day.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00rQ8DabtPC
I have to eat supper with family rn.
>>147187265
>faggot twink transforms into Megafag, defender of sperm
>>147187043
>>147187245
>>147187274
make up your minds
nth for finally fixing your issues with OBS, good times, andmistakes.
>>147187265
>magic magic
>>147187187
Exactly, but they just want his attention because he is a good dad... I promise to buy scratch proof furniture.
Will someone marry me please?
>>147187115
i'm not sexist
i just don't think that females has a place as tanks
>>147187331
happy cucknada day
are you getting rid of this clown yet?
>>147186949
Do you have anything Arabic that you can order?
>>147187383
The thread has been getting incredibly hostile lately.That was what I was going for
>>147187165
this is all ur gettin
i'm fucking off to kf2
I want this mount! I want it nao!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10642182
who is going to fan fest? how hard do you think it will be to get a bj or anal from a cosplaying female Miqo'te?
>>147187582
>kf2
shit game
>>147187708
I am. No clue not interested.
>>147187571
will you PLEASE take care of the hostility in my pants?
>>147187708
for you? probably v hardok sorry i didnt mean it
>>147187750
its alright
>>147187141
are theyfun?
>>147187750
Good game thats unfinished for another 2 years or so. Shit development practices. It wouldnt have gotten any bad rep if they would have just waited another year or two and skipped early access nonsense.
>>147187708
>anal from a cosplaying female Miqo'te?
if they are from here, easily
>>147187379
will you be my gf irl and in game if i do
>>147187836
ugly
>>147187708
I debated going to Fanfest, but then I remember my crippling social anxieties and decided to stay home and watch the stream instead.
>>147187836
It's really not, it's a pretty fucking terrible joke of a game.
>>147187885
But they want the money RIGHT NOW ! ! ! Don't forget that they prioritized cs:go crates and in-game economy over actual game features.
It's cold.
My feet hurt.
I wish I was warm and cozy in my cuck shed.
>>147187836
ugly
>>147187860
depends mnk has a lot of positional and is held at a high slandered since its top dps on the melee jobs
ninja is what i play really fun and simple easy to learn and manage
>>147187708
>want to pay for premium stream for the costume and Yuna minion
>will probably cost an exorbitant amount, like everything SE does
I just want to be cool!
>>147187860
I'm a Monk main an I enjoy it.
No clue about Ninja though, seeing as it's practically unplayable for me, being Australian and all.
>>147188047
Oh you translated what he told derpblander?
>>147187909
I'm asexual. I don't do anything gross okay?
>>147187141
ninja is literally the lowest single target melee class
>>147188168
She adapts to the memes fast. Be wary of this one.
>>147188224
Its clearly someone who has been here awhile and is just rusing you all. Hes using all the old tactics.
>>147187010
DRG>NIN>MNK
>>147188168
me too, let's be platonic bf & gf
i can craft you stuff as you level up and we can do dungeons together
how do i look?
>>147188394
chinese
Is there any reason why one beast tribe is considered better than another? Like I've been grinding the sylph tribe quests daily and mostly ignoring the others, is this a bad idea?
>>147188224
>>147188301
>calling me a guy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WjpeWc4vib
>>147188195
yeah if youre a fucking shitter.
>>147187827
B-but anon! I'mon Gilgamesh!
>>147188394
Pretty cool, but i'd go for AF2 instead of AF1 desu. It just looks too plastic-y.
If you're the miqo'te then idk like a typical shit c@
[23:46]You obtain a î‚»bite-sized pudding.
no thats fine I totally didnt want any more nymian orbs
>>147188508
Creepy as fuck.
>>147187460
Deal. I shall help you find a good elezen/au ra father.
I happen to know one who fanta's between both.
>>147188508
I didnt call you a guy you nigger >:
>>147188508
Cute laugh
>>147188538What a coincidence
Why do you people keep falling for obvious bait?
>>147188445
No, go for it.
The reason one is better than another is for the reward, Sylp's mount or Kobold's mount are better than the rest of ARR Best tribes
>>147188724
I can't help it I'm too gullible.
>>147188724
people here are legit retarded
>>147188724
>Calling anything new/uncomfortable/disagreeable bait
>>147187052{/pet}
>>147188779
>your fc was never this active when I was in it.
>>147188647
>nymian orbs
They're 30k ea on the market board you fuck, just buy em holy shit.
me and a friend are going to fan fest and we want to put on a orgy of cosplayers. we need like 10 guys and 20 females. we will be staying at the Paris hotel. would anyone be willing to cum please give me your email addresses and ill send a invite too you soon.
>>147188681
D-do you mean...you?
>>147188724
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11XLR2oOsCB
I had a few girls come talk to me ingame. One even offered to help me level. :3
At least I think you're a girl. Sorry if not!
>>147188508pretty cute voice
>>147189036
>20 females
Good luck with that.
>>147187052
He's right though.
>>147186992
yeah theres a stoner FC on hyperion called Pass The Bong
>>147188987
you need 6 per craft
I'm going to carry on hating myself
>>147189080
>proving that this is bait.
No one said girls were rare, I know and play with several of them. Your just a shit posting troll trying to get attention with the "imma grillz meme"
>>147189174
wow 180k its literally fucking nothing
>>147188710
>What a coincidence
D-don't do anything you might regret, anon. My broewill punish you.
>>147189174
If you don't have 6 already I can log back on and give you one
>>147189246
i'm gonna pet this c@ boy
>>147187265
>>147187571
>if i post the same webm again in the next thread, surely i'll get attention again!!
hello i am a female
anybody want to give me their paycheck
I've been having a lot of ffxiv and XIVG related dreams, am I dying soon?
>>147189305
Wait... Handlebars should be asleep.
>>147189345
message me
shirou kuma
>>147189364
I had a dream last night that I got an alt into Balmung.
Then I woke up and hopped on two minutes too late.
>>147189341
looks like it worked lmfao
hello i am a tranny
anybody want to give me their paycheck
>>147189208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oaiDOjOjHU
I really just want to find a cute boy to tank for me. Is that really bad?
>>147189235
wow
if I had more motivation about this game I could probably be fishing my way to mad gil right now
>>147189297
I don't! and I think I need two more lamps anyway... so it would be super appreciated
>>147189364
yes
>>147189381
i'm not handlebars
>>147189061
Well I was referring to a friend who hates cats but hey I'm flattered.u srs?
>>147189508
I already have a pet tank husband
it's amazing
>>147189246
I doubt that I could regretrubbing your ears.
mutsu iscute_____
>>147189381
Handlebars is in-game on steam and it's like 6-7pm for him
>>147189712
>I was referring to a friend who hates cats
:(
>>147188779
Are mounts the only reason you do it? I thought they were supposed to be a source for grade 5 materia?
>>147189860
>tfw this artwork made you go elezen and wanting a cute cat waifu
>>147189508
i'm a cute boy irl but not in game can i still be your tank
>>147189720
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ROBag4ZBBv
Fluffy mount, can't wait to have it for real. Shame I'm behind on reputation due to my vacation.
>>147189860
Sandcatloves cats contact him asap!
>>147189986
Why
Miqo'te look absolutely garbage compared to Mithra.
>>147189860
They have a thing for femroes and femelezen
Me, I have a thing for cats and au ra, and certain fem elezens.This art is always great. Shame they rarely draw the couple in FF14 style garbs.
Marry me.
xth for femroe
xth for big hair
xth for best dance
Le's go.
>>147189997
What are you ingame...
>>147190081
Yea..that's true..
Xth for Ruin III
>>147190128
hyur...
>>147190001
:^)
why doesn't every female roe and highlander kill themselves?
>No chococat to protect, tank for, make breakfast for, pet/hug/brush tail, or even hold hands with
Why continue on this mortal plane?
>>147190120
i'm gonna{/pet}your hair
>>147190120
>tfw you want shrek to suplex the annoying derpblander grillz
>>147190246
There's no reason to, Raim. Hurry up and end it.
>>147190287
He's got his eyes on only 1 -lander and that's the green haired highlander
>>147190312
Same to you rude dude.Probably Proci..
>>147190120
>>147189726
G-good luck finding me!You won't!
post tall handsome men right now
>>147190191
a boy hyur? I only like guy characters to be my tank bf.
>>147190385
Someone else.
>>147190361
No I mean I want them to suplex them physically into the fucking ground.
>>147190476
Not sure who else would bully me in any serious manner. I am pure and nice as snow. At least bully me in person!
>>147190458
holy ugly
[butt wiggles intensify]
Are trial keys still a thing? Can't find any giveaway that is still active online and I would really like to check this game out, but fuck paying full price if I'm not sure if I'm gonna enjoy it.
>>147190084
>femroes and femelezen
Can you introduce me to this person?
>>147190560
You're an adult talking like you never left your Gaia Online phase.
>>147190603
No keys needed.
http://www.ffxiv-freetrial.com/
>>147190603
There are no keys, just google ffxiv trial and click literally the first result
>wasting 600 dolalrs and a weekend to go to a XIV con when you hate the game
>being in vegas and staying in your hotel playing video games with someone you never met irl before
Why would you do this?
>>147190458
anyone with a printer+cam happen to have diarrhea atm?
>>147190580
That's a chocobo.
>>147190143
>>147190081
Funny enough that mithra were a lot more tribal and their concept art was full on furry. They toned it down to just their nose/ears/tail at the end but it really depends on taste.
What made mithra in my opinion better than miqote was the art they got.
Its a shame FFXIV never got the same art wave that XI did.
>>147190663
They post on here once in a while so you'll know that "grumpy ra" or "the elezen that has seen some shit" once he posts.
>>147190679
Thats too vague to be taken seriously, especially anonymously. Could just some random person.
>>147190084
I'll stay away from him, now.
>>147190681
>>147190712
Oh, shit, did I confuse it with some other game? Why I didn't got this result? Anyway, thanks.
>tfw no (you) counter or (you) points
>>147189381
dunno where you got that idea
I got a thing on gilgamesh now though, no luck in the balmungbowl
>Someone's been asking me to ERP for the past week
>Finally gave in
I actually enjoyed it. I could get used to doing this. Anyone wanna ERP?
>>147191282
Every (you) is a privilege anon. Appreciate and cherish everyone you get.
>>147191403
>Lioncat tainted before even transferring
Dropped
>>147191307
more like harley davidson
gotta keep the handlebars meta
All these vocaroo posts
how horrible
>>147191307
>wants to be degenerate
>wont spent 18 dollars to do it
top lol
>>147191403
was it gross futa shit?
>>147191403
It's fun! I almost miss it
>>147191403
lemme add u to my list
>>147191403
I knew Miqote scum couldnt be trusted on balmung. That or this is an imposter trying to ruin their name already.
>carefully put up 20 items for sale on both my retainers before leaving for work
>come back 7 hours later and 1 single item was sold
I need to get off this dead server
>>147191403
>any appeal immediately vanishes
>>147191476
I did
>>147191512
Shoot man I got 2 weeks left on my sub and can't afford to keep it going, wouldn't even be worth it at this point.
>>147191403
Yes, please. I need you to polish my spear.
should i resub
>>147191628
>>147191642
>>147191458
I'm sure you're all very pure.
>>147191403
well, that didn't last long
http://www.strawpoll.me/10642539
Lalas excluded because they are not for sexual.
>>147191403
>tfw the temptation for degeneracy is starting to hit me
fuck i've been on balmung for months why only now
>>147190714
>>147190567
Rude
http://vocaroo.com/i/s133RaeuxHcu
>>147191684
Yes
>>147191640
Its the same on Balmung except its because mass undercutting.
>>147191724
>no lala f, the sluttiest race
okay whatever
>>147191736
holy shit look at those hamplanet hands
>>147191716
I'm freshly transferred and still pure, and it will stay that way.
>>147191836
You wish
>>147191458
But I already transferred...
>>147191554
It was yuri.
>>147191589
what list?
>>147191628
>>147191642
>>147191723
I'm sorry...
To anyone interested, please meet me in Northern Thanalan ( 21.0 , 21.3 )
>>147191836
>holy shit look at my lack of knowledge about anatomy
>>147191905
This is disinfo unless you changed your name.
>>147191403
>>147191905
fuck off
erp is for scum
>>147191975
I transferred my main...
I'm waiting right here, by the ceruleum processing plant aetheryte.
>>147191836
>>147191736
>looking for a bf on 4chan
>>147192041
stop judging, bitch
>>147192169
Mumu, stop. You keep laughing about your posts in the Discord, this isn't funny.
>>147191904
>>147191968
>>147192138
>sausage fingers defense force
>>147192134
This is a clever trick but lioncat told people what their highest level character was and its not anyone who is currently in N Thanalan. Thus this must be a trick to lure people in with saved old images and make fun of the ebins who show up. Im on to your trick random anon.
So I joined an FC full of weebs that speak in broken english, and I'm going to remake my character.
Rob the company chest Y/N?
>>147191968
>sausage fingers is not an indicator of weight
>>147192310
rob and just delete the character? yes, please.
>>147192142
>Not finding your bf on 4chan
>>147192298
>searched those images on the archive
>they're both new
>>147190248
JOESTAH-SAN! Come on! Don't mess with the hair!
>>147192204
erp is for scum lad
just accept it
>>147192310
Sure, if you want to get your account banned.
>>147186907
You remind me, how exactly would crossbreeding between some of the other races work exactly? We've seen an hyur/elezen offspring, but that's probably the most obvious mixing since half-elves are a common thing in fantasy settings. But what would an elezen/miqo'te or au ra/miqo'te children look like? I could picture the former as a cat that's taller and lankier and maybe has longer ears than usual, but how would the lizard and cat parts go together for the latter?
>>147192498
who the heck doesn't erp these days
it's normal, deal with it
>>147192415
That's a really bad idea desu
>>147192573
He's just autistic, ignore him
>>147192310
there are no consequences to this if you don't intend to use the character
>some random new cat says they ERP
>everyone is in an uproar and suddenly hates them
>meanwhile noteworthy erpers like Bnhaka and Awena constantly post in the thread without ridicule
>they are friends with people like Shyvana who completely disavow to ERP
The Balmung hypocrisy and double standard train never stops. Glad I don't play on your server.
>>147192573
I don't.
>>147192608
didn't you find your bf here
>>147192551
i tried to doodle an au ra/miqo, dunno if i saved it...
tfw lonely
>>147189036
what the fuck...
>>147192551
elezen/miqo would be like a lala, but maybe with cat ears.
au ra/miqo would be interesting, possibly more like a furred au ra or a scaled miqo.
>>147192551
Who honestly knows even if they are compatible. Could be tied to who is the mother, or just be completely up to gene warfare.
>>147192674
>stirring the pot this hard
>>147192674
I'm not a noteworthy erper..
>>147192674
Its fake anyway. I checked all the names in N Thanalan and theres no moonie. Probably an ambush.
>>147192709
Nope
I didn't have a bf in a pretty long time
>>147191905
I'm here but I don't see you.
>>147192573
I don't erp... Just the thought makes me queasy and burst into laughter. It's so silly!
>>147192573
normal if ur a scumbag
>>147192674
that's not the right way to use disavow
>>147192803
Sorry, Bnhaka.
>>147192804
>>147192831
I'm sorry, but Ichickenedout.
>>147192608
That's where you're wrong, lad.
Yeah that confirms it.
Shyvana is a double crossing back and frontstabber with absoutely no standards. You pay him to keep his mouth shut and he won't care if you ERP.
But if you are found to be nowhere in his favor, he will air your dirty laundery in this thread for over two years. Be advised.
>>147192854
thats awena.................
>>147192134
The tin cans in my pantry have begun to vibrate.
>>147192498
>erp is for scum lad
i don't erp, you are just a bitch
>>147193018
Awena would never lie about not being a prominent ERPer.
>>147192674
You pretty much nailed it. People here are simply the worst.
>>147192674
>>147192804
>people don't realize that this cat was really balmung infiltrator pretending to be a fresh off the boat catslut
>>147192987
I knew I called out your bullshit with my investigative work. How dare you try and ruin the name of a pure new cat? You slutty tincan.
>>147193003
??? how lol
i've literally told my friends that erp that i don't like that they do it
i don't let it get in the way of me being friends with them, but erp legitimately makes me angry
>>147193035
ok
but why are you cropping my pics and reposting them
>>147192310
Do not listen to >>147192540
There is absolutely no consequence for stealing shit from the FC chest. Go for it.
how do i get unbanned?
>>147193227
>my friends that erp
>being friends with erpers
I'm disappointed in you.
>>147193003
It's already started when he openly spoke shit about Megu recently. He doesn't even realize what he's doing wrong though because his autism is that severe.
>>147193197
Thats sad if so, but well find out soon whether or not they continue with it.
>sc@vana still upset he lost ayase to aldyet because he erps better than him
>>147193227
why do you care if your friends erp
you post pics for men to jerk off to on this board so whats the diff
Reminder that you can avoid people like this >>147193227 by avoiding Balmung.
That is unless you want someone to encourage you to transfer to a server, only to have that person transfer away to jerk off with their internet relationship mere months later.
>>147193343
Why would you ever post on the OF? The only reason to post there would be to get banned
>>147193003
but shyvana knows i erp and doesn't do anything to me and i certainly don't pay them or even really hang out with them
>>147193227
why does it make you angry
i don't erp and I couldn't care less if other people do, if that's how they want to bust a nut then so be it
>>147193227
So if you really liked someone you EB'd you wouldnt do it even if they wanted to?