shit op shit general edition
die cosmo
>>147160157
>>147161075
Hey guys witwix here what should I tweet? Here's to another great thread!
>>147161419
"die cosmo"
>590 posts early
elin
simplee elin
why does sgdq get all this publicity? i mean all these websites promote it, cbs is going to promote it tonight, everyone talks about it. why doesn't other charity fundraisers get that level of promotion? gdqs are supposedly "not for profit" just like esa, nasa, etc. so why doesn't gdqs help promote those events too?
>>147162993
Elin what happened to your thighs? I don't think you should lose that much weight.
>>147163659
what do you mean? they're still so thick
guys, i'm scared. first mike uyama got sick and still hasn't recovered. now look at cool matty. i don't think he is going to last very much longer. someone get him some help!
>>147164836
>those calves
>>147164836
Damn, what is up with those shoes? Are they for eggplant correction?
who's that qt on l2b's stream
>bboy quits sms for the 1:15 because hes a bitch, meanwhile the better player, diddeh is going for the 1:15
>>147164836
it looks like half his body is decaying
Oh shit waddup
>>147163040
Because AGDQ takes place in america and it's far easier to get money from white guilt libtards in there.
Bonus points for getting worldwide donations for a US-based charity.
>>147163991
She looks like a child now...
>>147166480
I think they're diabetic shoes?
The Muscular Medi
So let me get this straight. A guy jokes about killing people last year and he gets perma banned and his twitch shut down, but GDQ staff tweet these foreshadowing pictures:
https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/748510728022155267
https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/748949968359043073
HYPE
i want to FUCK licensetobill
>>147169983
>sumichu shilling k-shit
I'm not surprised.
>>147170172
HYPE on HYPE
>>147169861
hey soe please archive your broadcasts again
-sincerely your biggest fan
>>147173969
his name is dildo dennis
>>147173969
his name is liquidxsquid
>>147173969
his name is robert paulson
>>147173969
his name is medievil
>>147173969
his name is narcissa wright
he tried to warn us
ded doggy general
>>147175132
is that Narcissa "Cosmon" Wright?
>>147175261
someone do one of these with current year cosmo and medievil
>>147174173
id dildo his dennis if you know what i mean
requesting a comfy mid-afternoon speedstream
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
Stream or watch anime?
>>147176623
what game?
what anime?
>>147175487
here's one
>>147176801
unfuckingreal
>>147175861
your hair goes well with your outfit, anime
>>147175861
sorry anime, no streams until 2017
>>147158542
It's sad to know memes like this will never happen again since GDQ LLC bans anyone and everyone except the runner from being on the camera. And anyone with a disability is banned from being on camera. Just like the cripple guy got AGDQ 2016.
>>147166480
Oh man. Something Artistic gets me every time. Why did they choose a sponsor that is easily confused with autism?
>>147178348
>>147178540
thanks for the late responses!
>>147178348
>anyone with a disability is banned from being on camera.
wait, what?
what's the real reason sgdq banned flash photography?
>>147179660
bright light might cause seizure
[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
*distant bone laugh heard below it all*
A stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh
>>147180518
he needs to hurry up and kill himself. i had a bet that he would be dead by the end of sgdq and i don't want to lose that bet.
>>147180518
Literally what Cobain would be if he was a tranny freak.
>>147180212
Pink under blue symbolizing gender dysphoria, yet the middle is white.
What could it mean?
>>147180212
>transgendered survivor
What? Being a tranny is literally rape now?
>>147180518
why did you delete?
>>147181501
shut up, she's really brave
>>147181918
>she
stfu fucktard
Is cosmo back yet?
beezy here reminding you who runs this shit
Ayyo b4 yall new NEW niggas 4get ya roots... I just gotta remind yall of a lil fact...
Cran done change da muhphuqqin game, yo
>>147182517
that's a lot of greyhounds
>>147181501
of course
what do you think cosmo meant by being sexually harassed at AGDQ
()()()()() BLAST FROM THE PAST ()()()()()!piebux
()()()()() BLAST FROM THE PAST ()()()()()
>>147183172
why did you spoiler?
>>147181359
cultural marxism
>>147183394
Good question! Would anyone like to answer?
>>147183172
*cheers you on with all my bits*
Does anyone speedrun food now?
>>147188007
witwix
our boy brobuzz exposed the entire hotline community
>>147188007
has big jon realized social eating is a thing now?
post non-medievil posts
July is the last month the people of the speedrun community have to endure the current state of affairs. Once August 1st arrives the HUGE announcement will completely change speedrunning and the community surrounding it.
Be Prepared.
>>147188913
hes got it in the works as a joke stream
>winwaker literally censored
lmao
>>147188007
>now
bandwagoning faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KZhy4hsQBU
This is the last thread the people of the speedrun community have to endure. Once August 1st arrives the HUGE announcement will completely change speedrunning and the community surrounding it.
Be Prepared.
>>147190913
dang dude screencapped!!!
>>147190475
haha, yeah a joke, it's not like he's a fat fetishist, haha
>>147191406
haha
>I'm a transgender girl who goes by ferianjay everywhere else on the internet, but I made this account when I was 13 and hadn't fully realised I was trans. By the time I understood it, I had built up a reasonable following which I didn't want to relinquish. It'd be really great if you could use female personal pronouns to refer to me and call me Erin instead of Josh. I'll be working on my voice when I can.
>>147191495
If you haven't realized that you are a woman by the time you are 13, you're not a woman, you dumb freak.
>>147191495
simply elin
>>147191495
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1son1vf
>>147192404
>>147191726
>>147192061
>Is it normal to kind of visualise words written out neatly in your head whenever you speak? Like subconsciously
>>147192476
Who are you quoting?
>>147192883
Good question! Would anyone like to answer?
>>147192404
>real dad is not around, only stepdad
Could there be a correlation?
I wish I was delusional enough to think I am a woman and change my name to Allison even though all the biological facts indicate that I am and will always be a man.
These trannies need to be reminded that they are and will always be, male.
what time is the colbert report on? i want to watch the speedrunning thing.
>>147194409
based FUCKING mitch
anyway it's on at 11 on east coast
>>147194524
he better spout memes on tv
my submission for the UTGP 2017 Nintendo T-Shirt contest (do not steal)
>>147193218
stepdad obviously molested him enough to convince him that he must be a girl
pretty funny how after all this time pvt doesnt even do full runs of doshin and just stops the timer when he feels like it because the last stage is boring
Cyghfer's twitter bio says he is an erstwhile speedrunner. What does this mean?
>>147196908
Look it up in a dictionary, you lazy shithead.
>>147196908
its the olde english way of saying speedrunner
reminder that cyghfer joined a cult
slayer stream speedeating
>>147197198
He joined a cult? I saw him posting about how he took a year off the internet and was meditating and shit, but now his posting just seems to be back of a normal internet degenerate. What's the story?
>>147196908
hes basically trying to remind you that hes an oldboi god gamer
The Sane Goy Stigma
>>147197375
He isn't though, his times were never anything special, even at the time. Where did this reputation come from? Did he fabricate it himself? Like Callumbal tried to do.
>>147194409
>>147194524
It's The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, not Colbert Report, and it's on CBS at 11:30 ET
>>147197494
he is the king of temporary wrs
>>147197590
thanks for the late response!
piss on ya grave
nigga behave
NIGGA BEHAVE
nindiddeh 40s ahead of sms wr
>>147198401
Thanks for the notice, Jeremy.
>>147197590
wait, colbert took over the late show? what happened to david letterman?
>>147198825
wat
>>147198142
fuck off degenerate
>>147199140
he died
>>147197375
does he suffer from The Stigma?
>>147199921
list of speedtwinks:
me
>>147199830
it hit him so hard he went nuts and joined a cult
he just couldnt beat the japs
how can sgdq top social eating on twitch?
SAY IT
Are you ready for the biannual newboi flood?
>>147201391
lol
>>147200920
Diversity is a codeword for White genocide
>>147201391
We haven't gotten any legitimate newbois in years, senpai.
>>147202046
it's a real shame that ntr had to show up. we'd all be much better off having 0 newbois than just him
>>147202464
pretty rad ngl
Don't you open up that window
Don't you let out that antidote
Poppin pills is all we know
>GDQ in 2 days
>ded thread
>speedeating is banned on twitch
why do they hate speed
>>147203906
degenerates out
>>147202464
thats worse than a band tattoo
Reminder streambig dot net
>>147205581
nice meme
>>147201828
Headcrab this needs to stop
someone stream the speedrunning on colbert thing
>>147201391
my apartment is gonna get NBN later this year when that happens i'll be able to stream my rayman runs
Will that fat fuck Mike be attending this year or is he just going to cash the check as usual?
someone give me the down n dirty on kungfufruitcup
this redheaded wannabe speedgamer has the most saccharine obnoxious stream I've watched. She baby talks all her subs and she has a dedicated camera for her fucking rabbit. The only games she speedruns are Kirby 64 and fucking Splatoon
so what, is she another semen slut like Tolki or how does she get down at these events? I'm trying to pablo picasso her big ass forehead you know what I mean
picture related: here she is before being Eifel Tower'd by the former speedgods
>>147202464
caveman really let himself go
>>147208126
NKR really exposed him hard this time
Would you? I know you would.
>>147207987
He is deathly ill and would greatly appreciate it if insensitive CUNTS like you would stop sticking their noses into his private affairs.
>>147208541
I did it.Sex.
>>147208541
that's a cute boy. what games does he run?
>>147208626
>>147208541
damn, this is the face that drove Cosmo to chop his dick off huh?
>>147208978
>>147208626
hey yashi hows it going
>>147208978
>>147209167
delete these niggers
in the hills is all we know
>>147209430
>tfw watching all ur speedfriends have fun at sgdq while at work
>>147208541
i wouldpop all her zits for her
>>147207914
connectcast
.tv/narcissawright
is cosmo ever going to speedrun again, or is it all sleeping on stream from now on? it talked about doing some castlevania runs before absolute breakdown
>>147211634
sMh when is the speedrun even happening
>>147212148
probably at the end desu
>>147211634
Goddamn thanks man. Lady! I mean lady!
>>147195210
make it say tranny nutjob and i'd buy it
>>147213489
thanks for the late response!
rate me
>>147211657
i would watch the narcissa if it did some cv64 speedruns ngl
>>147213671
>headcrab and toufool are the same person
really makes u think...........
>>147213671
who is this
>>147213671
lemme get your digits qt
>>147213671
Jewish
>>147213671
why do you draw your eyebrows
HYPE
why is not like the thing to do nowadays to shower mentally ill freaks of nature with compliments and adulation?
like let's be frank, Cosmo went and is going a whole transition, cool fine, he's taking hormones and dressing like a slut, w/e
that doesn't change the fact that Narcissa is ugly as sin. Cosmo was ugly as fuck, why would putting on a skirt and pigtails change that? just as ugly as before but now identifying as a girl???
fuck twitter
>>147213671
>headcrab looks better then you
d*ng
>>147207914
>speedrunning on colbert thing
w8 wut?
>>147214804
http://www.gamasutra.com/view/news/276198/Stephen_Colberts_Late_Show_to_showcase_live_Super_Mario_3_speedrun.php
what's going on in this thread?>
>>147214929
>speedrunning was on Colbert
Jesus Christ, the hobby is never going to recover from this.
>>147215043
it's about to happen >>147211634
hey thread, long time no see, got a question for ya:
is beneziaa still a qtp2t?
gogogo it's happening http://connectcast.tv/narcissawright
>>147215136
yeah im pretty cute
slayer
>>147216150
his name is gayer
>>147215504
im cuter
>>147215043
that wasnt really a bad representation of speedrunning it was just boring
so pretty accurate
>>147216371
yeah we know, headcrab, you dont have to brag about it...
her name is chanzeux
I'm going to bang a qt at sgdq
>>147216371
based croni
https://mega.nz/#!mUlzTapD!sJUM-RnhcXdKiZRH9qtAOFi1kW8i346_0IAnkcFTAuw
Okay here's the Colbert clip if you missed the stream. They'll probably put it on Youtube later though.
>>147213671
cute
>>147216925
No, you won't
>>147217897
I never said I was a boy
>>147218032
so you're a bull dyke
or a tumblr whore with blue hair
why do you insist on defying biological law?
>>147218215
I never said I was a girl
>>147218384
do you have a warm hole?
at least one?
>speedrunning on national tv
>sgdq in <48 hours
>doggy still ded
What went wrong?
>>147218767
the bubble burst
MY MIND WANDERS
JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
>>147218767
*right
im glad its over
>>147218767
its probably because this thread is terrible
>>147218767
>on national tv
wat
>>147219247
thanks for the late response!
>>147219267
>>147219247
ah fug, can't watch it I guess
Slayers chat is so terrible now
what happened
>>147219367
agree. its practically unbearable
>>147219367
it's always been this bad
>>147219367
"trannies" and "fags" ruin everything
>>147219585
it really hasn't
its like all the cancer that plagues this thread festering in one place
>>147219695
it's always been that way
>>147219695
So you mean it's just headcrab
>>147219779
and FurryYiffer and Soe and Beneziaa and so on and so on
>>147219779
the headcrab clones like furryyiffer are worse desu
>>147219367
its like watching the thread in real time
>>147219613
this basically
>>147219919
>headcrab clones
jesus christ WHY?
Whoever makes the "that ain't _____ doe" posts literally needs to just shoot themselves in the head
>>147220606
ain't want 2 doe
>>147220520
Easy attention
*bes epic*
>>147222375
wew
>>147222375
not as cute as >>147213671
>>147222375
that nose is longer than my dick
>>147222375
is croni a tranny?
>tfw my moobs are bigger than croni's tits
>>147223304
intersex
>>147223373
moofin...
>>147222375
>>147222703
>>147222940
surprised she ever had a boyfriend when she gives out shit like this to everyone
>>147222703
I want to bust a fat nut in your ass
>>147223563
She posts it anonymously on /soc/ at least
>>147223563
to be fair minion, almo, and headcrab are pretty desperate.
https://twitchemotes.com/emote/104765
>>147223640
and anyone with a snapchat
>>147224191
don't forget squid
>>147224421
squid has standards
>>147224468
this is a squid post
>>147224468
nah he wanted cronikeys but was too embarrassed to go through with being with an actual tranny
we've all heard the story squiddo
Who's running the SGDQ? Is it still romscout?
>>147225893
cool matty and sumichu. romscout got fired, and mike uyama only collects the checks.
*doesn't speedrun*
feels good to be srg
>>147226502
also UraniumAnchor, Klaige, and Knit-chan
https://twitter.com/cincynancy/status/748956735277260801
How long until fniure starts HRT?
>tfw NEET bucks
:D
remember when a cosmo or sig stream used to be an event FeelsBadMan
also it looks like Twitch finally took the time to REMOVE HORROR('s furry emote)
