Burgerpants Edition.
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
I drewYou!
nth for sleepy dream time
Fresh goat family for goat lovers out there
threadly grope reminder
>>147018770
>Mettaton
Good lad, I'm proud.
sans
nice
finally, a burgerpants edition
Reminder not to castrate the goat.
Goddamnit, I shouldn't have to say this.
>>147018627
>Previous timeline: >>146988636
Fixed that for ya.
>Including the IRC link
You fucked up, ya dunce.
>>147018990
If we're not allowed to castrate goats, who are we allowed to castrate?
>>147018754
that cant be me, i never smile
Tori
>>147018835Good to see ya (:[
What's up with Gaster anyways?
>>147018754
this is me tho
>>147019027
Felons, those with severe inheritable disabilities, etc.
>>147019126
I heard hes a faggot
I want to draw cute stuff. Requests?
>>147019239
Draw you and /utg/ hanging out
>>147019239
Your choice of Undertales in a maid cafe
So It's nearly 4am over here, I've had a fair old amount to drink and then swapped to coffee and decided that this mix of tiredness, stimulants and alcohol is a GREAT time to work on the next part of the fic I was writing.
Anyone want a little slice of what I've been up to before I head to bed and spend the following day having to re-read what drunken me did and wonder what the hell I was thinking?
>>147019239
toriel obviously not knowing what to do with a big battleaxe
>>147019239___meandyou__sharing a milkshake
>>147019239
Recognizable posters and undertale characters hanging out
>>147019239
Asgore helping Gaster catch a baby bones version of Sans as he flies around with his blue magic while a baby bones version of Papyrus is finding the whole thing hilarious
>>147019239
sad baby bones papyrus
>>147019239
/utg/ plays a band
>>147019239
Goat family plus anyone else you like taking a nap under a big cosy blanket.
>>147019239
something I drew
>>147019239
cute crateboy
>>147019239
sans with scarf mouse and jester, maybe introducing them to someone?
>>147019310
Go for it
>>147019006
Fuck...
Well, we all have our moments, right?
Thank you anon, I actually have this written down in my document but I had one too many beers tonight...
>>147018754
That's not me. This is me, essentially.
Who made Papyrus cry?
>>147019661
/utg/
>>147019653
Dance with me
>>147019239
Asriel in a shopping cart, being pushed by toriel
>>147019310
>>147019532
Well here ya go, hopefully it's as cute to read as it felt to write.
http://pastebin.com/iV8Ditx7
>>147019239
Frisk with a jar of caught pocket Gasters.
McFucking kill me utg
i should not be this upset over... anything, really
>>147019239
Asgore introducing Alphys to Undyne.
>>147019793
I love that mommy!
>>147019746
I can't dance.
Picture this for a short story
Asriel waking up from a nightmare about humans due to all the stories he's heard about them and Asgore telling him that he'll always be there to protect him and keep him safe from humans but then telling him that not all humans are evil and a lot are actually niceand then Asgore waking up years later alone in bed
Would you read it?
>>147019793
>>147019853
What are you upset over?
>>147019909
Then I'll just hold you while waltzing around the room
>>147019972Ah, Sindoll Tori.
>>147019909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gSdCWaqtyE
>>147019996
something really fucking petty
the cure is sleep and shitposting
>>147019239
Underfell smol Toriel placing a flower crown on underfell Asgore's head.
>>147019056
What a cute cartoon mom
>>147019836
It was cute and could stay cute but there were a few things that concerned me about it....
Do we not post spiders here anymore?
>>147020089
have some mom in pretty-pyjamas i salvaged from tumblr
>>147020119
my mom drinks a lot of wine and it used to really scare me
>>147019950
I would.
>>147020215
i do when i find new ones
>>147020298
Hey, mine too.
But that`s not a good thing though...
>>147020215
Of course we do
>>147020089
>>147020296
and the squeakwal
Oh, yeah, some anon wanted to know what picture I was referring to last thread, so here.
>>147020038
But the room's pretty small.
>>147020119
I can relate to that mom.
>>147020215
I think me and several other people chased all the spiders out.
I found this spicy dad, no idea what that brown chick is.
>>147020481
i love fashionable goatmom
>>147020296
>>147020481hnnng
I dare you to post somethingforeboden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU2KcWRLDjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FyjRWTtWZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvTB8XvE38A
just in case anyone wanted to see the robot-ad-scamming-conspiracy from a few hours ago, i found a few more
>>147020167
Well in the hopes of pre-emptively quelling these fears lemme just say this
It's only ever gonna be either cute or cosy, there ain't gonna be no lewed.
Sure it's a story about an anon turned into goat but that's just a means to a fish out of water story that involves some cute antics from the various goats, no fetish crap going on here.
Sure I coulda used an existing human instead of Anon but I have an idea of what I wanna do involving CharaHopefully it'll feel cute and heart-warmingand it makes no sense to have frisk show up before them.
At worst there will be sad bits, but only as a means to more cute when the sad gets resolved.
Expect a fair few hugs.
>>147019239
May I please have a Temmie dressed in cardboard armor with other temmies looking impressed?
>>147020648
delet this
>>147020648
I would feel really bad if I did.
>>147020648
No. Is verboten.
>>147018754
what a qt
>>147019049
That's a cute!
>>147020648
>>147020532
>:O Then I'll just have to pick up the doughnuts and croissants they left behind.
(seriously though, I miss spider anon)
>>147020532
Nice butt.What specifically were you thinking about?
Fresh goatdad
>>147020774
Well I'll read it then, i'm always done for some goat related cute
>>147020429
>i do when i find new ones
Oh no I've been neglectful in posting fresh Muffet in those art dumps because I thought the spiderfags had all left. Heres some to make up for that
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmI7QEtWgAADZdA.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmHI80lXEAAdV72.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmDCZ8lVEAAmo7U.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmCpjx6VYAE0tlN.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl_V_mkWIAQimnp.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl-hxbMUYAADsgD.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl6ZuwqVAAEtqPY.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl3sPaAVAAA9mT-.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl3sPaAVAAA9mT-.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cl3sPaAVAAA9mT-.jpg:orig
>>147020872
Oh gosh, I requested cute anons one time but I didn't stay to see if it got made. Thank you so much Pumpkin I love you
>>147019239
Three different singing San's dressed up as oompa loompas from the original 1971 willy wonka film.
>>147020590
Amour de ma vie.
Tori, Tori, Tori
>>147021228
Swim mom!
i shitpost therefore i am
>>147021050
>I miss spider anon
Don't we all.
>>147021150
thanks for the spiders pops
>>147019493
That's rude, but that also is a cute Alphys!
>>147021160
Oh, I don't think that was your request, I think the request for that one was 'Me'. Sorry anon.
>>147019239
Asrielle and Alphys decked out in Mew Mew Kissy Cutie cosplay.
>>147020849I double dare you.
>>147021523
Aw. Oh well.
Is the Charafag in charge of the image respiratory here?
>>147020562
Roskii's OC whom she ships with Asgore.
Fun fact about her Asgore, he has a vagina
>>147019186
Amen!
>>147021628Boop the snoot
>>147021396
>>147021807
That's disgusting on so many levels
>>147021508
np, wish I hadn't posted the same link 3 times at the end there but thats why you don't drink and shit post I guess
You know what I've never seen? A Undertale/Shovel Knight crossover.
>>147021940
cyoot
fug, i need to go to bed, but at the same time i don't want to calm down
i don't want to think bad things, i don't want to dig this shithole any deeper
Edge
Goat
Children
>>147021807
>>147020562
Oh yeah her
theres a reason I don't ever post her stuff even though she makes a ton of Asgore content.At least shes having fun with her own junk and some of her lewds aren't actually that bad since she just give Asgore male parts anyways
>>147022128
>>147022128
AHHH! CHASRIEL FLASHBACKS!
Good night /utg/.
Stay determined, anon.
I will always believe in you!
>>147021881
oh no
>>147022181I use her lewds for reference sometimes, since they can be pretty good. Their Bellum and Thade thing is pretty bearable
>>147022281
But what am I doing that you believe in
playing vidya?
>>147022307
Hey Doogle.
>>147021050
Spideranon was a cool fella.
>>147021129
>What specifically were you thinking about?
What do you mean.
>>147022204
Sure I can keep going.
>>147022439
I believe deep within you, you really want to do the right thing.
>>147022307I've only seen bits and peaces of her actual fan comic / whatever you want to call it but I do like thow fluffy she draws the goats even if they are a bit off model. Lots of people forget that part
>>147022281
>believe in me
well i'm glad someone does
Howdy Guys, Repostan the fics I finished over the last week.
Soft Spots: ToriGorey Tickling fic, which was a request.
http://pastebin.com/CijVjhtM
Bumps In the Night: Late night ToriGorey lewd, Toriel needs the night off
http://pastebin.com/L6MQSQhz
I'm probably gonna lay off the ToriGorey train for a while, so I'm down to take requests for other shit you guys want to see. Scaly Gaylies, Skeles, whatever the fuck you guys want.
Vote for Which Lewdfic you guys want:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10617470
Hope you all enjoy!
>>147022483
Howdy. How are you doing?
>>147022094
I don't know your situation, but a piece of general advice that's helped me is to take things a day a time. You may have so many worries on your plate, but it's darn useless to face them all lying down, staring a ceiling while it wrests and racks your mind. Find your center and try to rest.
Tori helps me calm down as well. Makes it a bit easier to slow down.
>>147022281
That makes one of us.
i'm gonna give you 10 MINUTES to draw BURG
>>147022597
I always will anon, even if you don`t.
Good night :)
>>147019239
Your take on Omega Pumpkin, if you're still taking requests.
>>147021628
It would hurt an anon we all love!
>>147022604
I'm doing pretty well, just had some chocolate ice cream. How are you doing?
>>147022634FUCK THIS BEING UPSET SHIT
LITERALLY YESTERDAY, I SAID THAT I WAS TOO BUSY ENJOYING THIS RADICAL MOM TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT AUTISM FROM A DAMN HEADCANON ABOUT A GAME MAD BY A DAMN HACK
WELL FUCK YOU PRESENT-ME, YESTERDAY-ME IS TAKING THE FUCKING WHEEL
I AM ABOVE THAT SHIT
also have a swole mom, because i can't be arsed to find a mom more fitting to this post's message, i'm going to bed
>>147022794
Who?
>>147019661
He saw how 90% of Tumblr turns him into a horrible rapist who abuses his brother.
>>147022796
I'm doing alright, just set up the piece of furniture I got today
>>147022794
Do it, I wanna see em cry.
>>147022798
Whats the headcanon that's making you sad?I get that way a lot about a different goat
>>147022494
>What do you mean.
You know what I mean
>>147022727
>>147022873
Oh yeah? What did you set up?
>>147022727
I wonder just what was under there.
>>147022671
I`m rooting for you, anon!
>>147022927
Oh hey Napstablook is literally me everytime I post something here
>>147022953
I got a old credenza/console thing and a old Hitachi turntable.
>>147022927
ghost hours?
>>147022980
under where?:^)
>>147023019
That's me whenever I post a fic.
>>147023091
Looks like it's ghost hours.
>>147022903
not really sad, more like feeling something's got a grip on my insides.
and besides, most of it is probably just from my own autistic worrying.
either way, the shit that got me like that wasthe fact that i found out an artist i really liked made soriel and i might not necessarily be able to avoid it
no, really.
it was honestly that stupid, but a spot of good music and positive thinking's got my shit straight again, don't you worry
would'a gone faster, but i couldn't do anything to work off the nervous energy because everyone's asleep
>>147022725
aw, sorry anon, i can't draw
but the image is great thanks
>>147022725
>replaying Beneath a Steel Sky
Hopefully it'll make this night fun.Greeting anon! I hope you've had a great day or a great rest, and plan to do whichever you didn't do previous fir the rest of the day! Sorry for the string of absences,I have had a lot going on recently. I hope you have been doing alright, anon.
How do you feel right now, anon?
I love you!
>>147020648
>>147021628
>>147022897
I am posting this image despite not wanting to fuck the goat!I was peer pressured! Please forgive me Goatfucker!
>>147023038
Oh that sounds neat! was it difficult to set up?
>>147023202
who ya gonna call?
>>147023426
Not really, the store we bought it from had free installation
>>147022903
one final mom before i head off
>>147022907
Oh. If that's the case, then...Choking Mettaton. Specifically with a chain, for some reason. No idea why, but it was hot as hell to me.
>>147023202
cool
>>147023295
good, I just got Rayman and am about to play it for the first time.Let's see how long this good mood will last, though.
Are you doing okay?
>>147023202
>>147023091
I'm down
>>147023263
Oh well i'm sorry it bummed you out, I suppose I can understand somewhat.One of my favorite lewd kingding artist also does a lot of guro and gore shit so its always a pain looking through his stuff since I hate that sorta thing.
>>147023295I feel a lot better then I did an hour ago (had a big fight with my family) but that might just be the bourbon talking
I want to see art of Chara using one of these!
>>147023402
OH I BET YOU WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT TOO
>>147023503
Well that's cool. How big is it?
>>147023437
Ghost posters!!
>>147023601
But I don't and I took the sacred practice away from someone who does!I will be here for the next several hours because I certainly won't be able to sleep tonight.
>>147023402
Well, Uncle wants to fuck him anyway though anon.
>>147023295
oh hey, dont know if you saw but a nice anon drew us. glad to see you're back
>>147023543Nice.There's a lot of robot-choking in this fandom, I'm not quite sure why.
>>147023551
Ooh, which Rayman game?I hope it lasts anon, you deserve it.
I'm surviving anon. I'll say that much. But I am happy to be back with you all.
>>147023553I know a whole lot about that. I hope things get better for you anon.
>>147023827
Hehe, that is actually somewhat accurate to my hair color. If that anon i around, it looks great!
And I am glad to be back.
>>147019412
>>147022762I made this some time ago, it kinda works like that.
http://petite-pumpkin.tumblr.com/post/142203818272/i-always-thought-you-were-like-a-pumpkin-with
>>147023789
Why can't you sleep? The goatfucker won't do anything to you
>>147024181
Ahhhh why are you so perfect Pumpkin?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvWIYNfOCOc
Will the hack bring something interesting in the next "patch".
>>147023973
The first one.Thanks, and thanks about the picture.
You know, with all of our love for our Undertales, its very rare to see us just post the favorite pics of our favorites.
SO, let's do that!
>>147024501
Hope you like difficult platformers, but I loved it.Don't mention it anon; you are a great artist!
>>147022128
Holy FUGG I've been waiting for that
>>147024598
But we do that all the time
>>147024598my favourite flowey pic by my favourite floweyfag desu
>>147024713
I meant it as a prompt rather than a passive thing.
>>147024181
I felt something hit my bed and I thought it was a spider, but I wasn't worried enough to look.
A couple seconds later I see pic related crawling down my screen and I was thoroughly spooked
Why is your tumblr so scary pumpkin?
>>147023905
>I'm not quite sure why.
Probably for the same reason there's a lot of guro?
I don't know.
>>147024598
Alright, fine.
>>147024598
i don't even have images of anything else other than my favorites
>>147024874
The favorite picture of your favorite.
>>147024598
Its a classic and still my favorite
>>147024181
Great as always
>>147021523
thanks i actually plan to draw more but it's like 3 am here so yeah that's alli like alphys
I don't visit here often but I must share with you guys my tale of woe.
>work at bowling alley
>little boring town, not a lot of interesting people come in
>qt 3.14 girls suddenly appear
>one of them is a little nerdy looking
>she's wearing a grillbys shirt
>omg i have to talk to her
>sperg out for 15 minutes working up courage
>finally filled with determination
>casually walk by them as they are about to leave
>open mouth to strike up conversation
>only spaghetti comes out
>keep walking past and let them leave without saying a word
WHY AM I SO AUTISTIC I CANT APPROACH GROUPS OF GIRLS IM GOING TO DIE A VIRGIN ANIME WAS A MISTAKE
>>147024949
oh, that's hard
there are so many, fuck
maybe this one
>>147024598
still one of my favorite designs for her
>>147025194
Alt universe male Alphys please
>>147025194
Nah, you`ll find her one day anon.
Stay determined.
>>147025194
you're too focused anon, stop thinking about it so much and just say words
>>147025194
I know how you feel. I don't even know how to start a conversation with someone I don't know.
>>147024702
I do indeed!thank you again
>>147024598
>>147025194
oh, that's sad
it's normally easier to do this when you have friends around or something
just try to relax next time, it's just a person, and that's it
>>147025418
>filename
Wartale time?
I have a friend of mine who's a mormon, I asked her to draw Asriel. She said yes.
>>147025194
>>147025439
They are as human and flawed as you, anon. If you try and fuck up, they aren't going to be mean, in all likelyhood. Just try and talk, let the conversation flow naturally. Start with inoffensive topics.
DEATH IS FOR THE WEAK!
>>147026287
gaster is so cool
i wanna be a cool scientist just like gaster when I grow up
>>147026287
shhhhhh, dont yell so loud
the posters are sleeping
Post crossovers
>>147025781
Okay, then help me with this, mister "just talk to them". There's a girl on the bus that I ride everyday to go to college. She's really cute desu, I never talked to her or even interacted with her at all. How should I approach her?
>>147026439
I wish I had more cross over art with Asgore
>>147026439
>>147026467
Firstly, do you share any classes?
Secondly, do you see each other anywhere outside of the bus?
Thirdly, do you share any friends with her?
>>147026439
>>147026439
>>147025648
that's a pretty nice asriel
>>147026439
Why is Asgore best husbando?
>>147026439
>>147026647
No. On the bus stop. No.
>>147026875
Because he needs the love the most
>>147026439
>>147019842
>>147024870
Sorry, I didn't want to spook you.
what if papyrus was the royal scientist
i crashed my car into a swamp today friends
>>147026887
on a bus is literally one of the worst places to talk to someone you dont know, im a huge normie and its still awkward. definitely recommend talking at the actual stop
>>147027135
That sucks
>>147024870
I have a mini-heartattack every time I go on there.
>>147026887
Try to sit around her more. Small, inoffensive talk is the best way to start off, especially those talks about hobbies, sports, ect. And don't agree with her just to try and get on her good side, you have to be yourself. I'm guessing you know literally nothing about her, so it's probably best to start by talking about the college team, talking about the game that night, the current season of the sport, so on.
>>147026439
alright sure
>>147027135
Was it nearDisney Worldand didyour toddler get eaten
How does one go about finding the art for/ordering aChara lovepillow?
if /utg/ had a meetup, what would happen
how many anons will just chill together and talk about undertale
how many will have gay sex
how many will be willingly castrated
>>147027314
no
it was on the side of a highwayalthough there might have been snakes in the water idk
>>147027392
well I find the best place to commission one is thefbi you fucking pedo
>>147027392
Anon no
>>147027135
someBODY
>>147027491
GET OUT OF MY SWAAAHMP
>>147027135
>>147027491
>>147027526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo2SNtFofWI
can we post grillfriends now
>>147027174
She doesn't seem like someone that likes sports and suck, actually she kinda looks like the irl Tem, but red and shorter hair. I think she's majoring in fashion or arts, something like that.
>>147027138
I know right, the only occasions I talk to someone in the bus is to offer some old lady my seat.
>>147027314
fuck you, I woke my neighbors up laughing at this shit.
>>147027661
I'm just posting Chara
You do you man
>>147027419
We would all immediately head to the corners of the room, and when the corners are taken the remaining anons will be perfectly spaced apart.
Then we would all wait for it to be over.or gay sex.
>>147027392
uhh ya didnt get these from me
http://imgur.com/IwnwFx4
http://imgur.com/pFIEsz9
>>147027791
>suck
lol, I meant such, autocorrect suchs (eh?)
>>147027818
>>147027419
It would be awkward at fuck. It would also set a new record for most autistic virgins in one place at once.
>>147027419
We would all partake in some kind of rowdy conversationwhile secretly wishing we were all banging each other
>>147027791
Everyone has hobbies. But you just don't have a lot to go on, the best thing you can really do is find out more about her and what she does.
>>147027791
okay here's what you do. corner her at the stop, she'll have no choice but to talk to you. say something nice, maybe slip her a five dollar bill, women love the cash. thats when you ask for her number on the premise of you taking her to boomers or a similar entertainment establishment
>>147027419
I WOULD FIND OUT WHERE ANON LIVES, THEN I'D BREAK INTO THEIR HOUSE AND BITE THEM!
>>147027876
Thanks, anon.I'm going to get my qt utg crush to get this for me <~<
>>147027419
I don't know about you guys, but I would just chill and drink pop
If anyone wanted to come and talk, sure, but I don't want gay sex, I have a gf.
>>147028341
>I have a gf
Left hand doesn't count, anon
>>147027876
ahem... do you happen to haveundyne ones?
>>147028341
>also would like to just hang out due to heterosexuality
>other hetero says pop instead of soda
yeah i'll take the gay sex thanks
>>147028341
>pop
IT'S CALLED SODA YOU FUCK
Goodnight anons. It was nice being back, and I hope I find the time to be here tomorrow. I think I am going to go out and pick some blackberries tomorrow, maybe make some jam out of it.
Goodnight anon! I love you!
>>147028621
nope, sorry friend
>>147027980
I just want to know how to start the conversation, and please don't say "hi".
>>147028724
Here is the non ant version of that, sorry.
>>147028341
>_gf
Why.
>>147028665
>DELETE THIS
>(You)
>"Tumblr rant"
Which one do you want?
>>147028665
the anatomy on undyne is what really pisses me off
>>147027661
Grillfriends and fish?
>>147028665
WE WUZ ROYAL GUARD AND SHEEEIT
>>147028984
None of the above. I saw something offensive to my senses and didn't wish to suffer alone.
>>147028914
sniff her hair and ask her what shampoo she uses
>>147028682
>>147028640
>>147028341
It's calledsoda pop
>>147029069
grill friends and fish!
>>147029165
POP IS GRANDPA
DON'T DRINK YOUR GRANDPA
>>147028914
"Greetings."But in all seriousness, pleasantries are a necessity in meeting people. You want to come off a nice person in your first introductions, but frim there uts best to just let your mind speak for you. If you can't think of what to say, you are being too nervous about it. She is just another person, and she won't ridicule you for screwing up. Try all kinds of topics, but don't smother her with attention. You should talk just a little each day and learn more about her, and go off from there.
