WINDOWS VS UBUNTU edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic Items:
www.dota2lounge.com
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
http://dota2.vpgame.com/
first for grant
wheres my fucking esport swedecucks
Xth for reminder
1st for DAMAGELESS VOID
>tfw no panda.tv account
I just want to flame artour in chat again...
Where's my meepo respawn buff Icefrog
Game is up in client you bunch of BTS keks
2014 EU hub will never be topped.
>mfw windows drones btfo
How do we stop autism on this general?
>>146876719
>hairless girlpits
gross
>>146876621
really really hope grand grant is invited over to TI6
Friendly reminder there is no reason to use reskinned linux distros over base level distros.
>>146876709
>still get those feelings when I rewatch MarioParty with N0tail
>>146876621
Someone get that man some floss
>>146876719
Me on top right
>>146876786
He should be there but only for matches with NAdota teams.
That ruined my entire day.
Literally FREE update
>>146876786
valve fucking hates the community so probably not
100% sure llama will be invited over him
Hey Akke, this is Bill Gates. Do you mind giving us a full review on Windows 10 after your forced FREE upgrade?Also holy shit fucking slacks making this stream insufferable
>>146876816
>>146876709
>hub with no based yames
Into the trash it goes
wisp + dzzule
this is already over
enemy has a timber
>actionfats
what were they THINKING
>zyori
>slacks
why do they let these retards do anything?
I get physically sick when I have to listen to these faggots
STFU FUCKING SLAX I WILL MURDER YOU
is there a hero with a bigger disparity between pros and pubs as Io? literally the worst in pubs, and literally the best in pros?
I like Slacks I think he's funny
>>146876970
SPOILER THIS SHIT
>>146876923
>try to use the calculator
>it stops me halfway through and nags me to review it in the app store
>in order to review it I need to make a windows account
>>146876970
please double spoiler that.
>>146875332
>I guess his other skills and lack of scaling are just too much
actually he scales very well, double edge is always a lot of damage, return scales well into the late game, his ult is just always always good.
the problem is his stun, the cast time specifically.
you can literally blink in, cast stun. and get silenced, lifted, hexed, or stunned before the fucking animation finishes.
it's fucking absurdly long.
>>146876972
Uh, you do realize there's Tobi and Merlini on the other stream, right?
Zyori is actually pretty good as a host
>>146876972
woah calm down kiddo. You can stop watching or watch in-game anytime.
>>146877001
Are you excited for middleschool next year? I know its hard for some kids, what with the puberty and all the new kids you haven't metw, but I know you can do it!
>>146877064
hope you gave it a good review
>>146877081
He allowed Grant+Slacks to happen.
>Riki not banned
>lamo lets pick BH
?????
I think the only thing missing from this place is Thorin to bring the bantz
>Necrobos
Oh fug :DDD
THE POPE OF PESTILENCE IS BACK
PLAGUE
SPREADER
>>146877064
>not even math error
shit calc to be honest.
>syndstack and alliance with the funpicks
>instead EG will get into TI finals with their boring sven + dark seer picks
the world is unfair
>>146877174
1k please go away
BEHOLD
THE POPE
OF PESTILENCE
Llama is a terrible caster but I think Aneendroid is fine honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing her at TI.
>if alliance wins, they go to TI
>if no escape diggity gaming wins, Synd will not cast
This is the worst possible match up, Madara fucked up.
>>146876639
based Ludwig
>necrophile
i love memes: t. slayer
>>146877193
i actually sort of want a thooorin/slacks/llama tricast just to see what will happen
I don't like the wisp + dazzule combo
The necro safelane is fine, imo
But the two weak supports that'll just get fucking raped by timber, not good
OH GOD THEY PICKED FACELESS VOID AGAIN
>>146877065
>double edge is always a lot of damage
300 damage is a lot early game, it's 1/6 a supports HP pool late game not coutning Glimmer/Pipe resistance
>return scales well into the late game
It's a shit skill because no one is going to auto attack the Centaur that's already used his abilities
>his ult is just always always good
It is good yes but i's the only thing about him that's good. The Ahgs upgrade was honestly pretty good for him but 3 of his skills are extremely lackluster to people that know what Centaur does as a hero.
>Guys LOOK I STUNNED AND DID 300 DAMAGE ATTACK ME
>HEY ATTACK ME LOOK OVER HERE
>GUYS I'M GONNA AUTO ATTACK YOU WITH MY PIPE AND BLINK WORTH OF DAMAGE FOCUS ME PLEASE FOCUSSS MEEEEE
>Team dead, get focused, die
>slardar + no real right clicker
good synergies
>reddit still doesn't realize Slacks is literally our guy
what's it like hating fun?
>>146877335
NO, DON'T ASK FOR THIS.
THIS'LL BE THE TI6 GRAND FINAL CASTING GROUP. EVERYTHING WILL BE RUINED.
DELETE THIS.
>>146877257
>trying to calculate infinite polynomials using a calculator
smhtbqhwyf
you reap what you sow swedecucks
>>146877064
there's an option to disable that shit somewhere in the new settings thing
not defending it, just letting you know
>>146877390
Ember Spirit is a right clicker;)
>s4 ember
gustav...
>S4 on a hero that needs farm
I'm not at all confident here to be honest with you guys
I hate Slacks so goddamn much.
>tfw you knew someone exactly like Slacks in highschool and everyone laughed at his shitty voices except you
>still going for the memeheal lineup
it's old and busted
0-2
>wake up
>ad finem lost
>twice
Oh boy syndaren and the most boring team of all time are playing! Goodie!
How long until na doto's shitshow starts back up again? Even that's more fun than his.
>no stuns
>no burst
>no synergy
Synderen the master drafter
https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=38
>>146877485
What's it like being a loser? roflmao
You're done for, dotards.
What happened to Nahaz him and Slacks have to best chemistry on screen I love when they cast, things just get so random lol.
>>146876505
he's a fanboy but he has a point
alliance is not a clear contender for TI, the only reason why they're doing well vs these t2 teams is because they're outdrafting them
put them against any t1 team and they'll be shut down because alliance is extremely reliant on their niche picks
I'd be surprised if alliance makes it past 12th place
People who don't like SirActionSlacks are people who don't like fun.
someone post the clip of nahaz revealing his true character
>>146877385
>>GUYS I'M GONNA AUTO ATTACK YOU WITH MY PIPE AND BLINK WORTH OF DAMAGE FOCUS ME PLEASE FOCUSSS MEEEEE
>PIPE AND BLINK
you get a blink sure, but then you getarmlet, radiance, heartso you can force faggots to hit you.
armlet is surprisingly good on cent.
>game casted by tobi and merlini
>people complaining about slacks
what am I missing?
comp died
>>146877485
You also had no friends because you were/are a contrarian edgelord weirdo, right?
>>146877535
Pretty sure dota players are too autistic to notice other games
>>146877507
must be atleast a gallon of milk in those bad boys
grant is a lucky fuck
>>146877485
>That one loner kid that was always so angry that other people were happy and not an angsty little know it all goth faggots like them
Yeah I knew that kid, even people like me and the anime nerds would laugh at people like you
>>146877621
charly and grant
>>146877562
REMINDER THAT SLACKS IS OUR GUY AND HAS BEEN FOR AWHILE
JUST LETTING YOU KNOW IN CASE YOU MISSED THE MEMO
>>146877621
these retards think the multi stream is the main stream
>>146877535
what happend in feburary?
>>146877642
What are you talking about.
Grandgrant is too busy making mad walmart dollars to spend any time with some random dota girl caster.
Also he's probably too NAdota interested to get with any girl who won't talk about how shit their team is in all chat.
>>146877408
So if I hate slacks I should go and check out reddit? Fuck.... this day is full of bad news, senpai.
>>146877634
>10 year old boys plying M rated games
>Saving pictures of ten year old boys on your computer
anon....
5 minutes in and windows 10 already crashed
>>146877562
I dont like autism/reddit sorry
>>146877507
imagine the smell
Can you imagine one of the retards from d2g trying to talk shit to Slacks irl, bitch would get bodied so hard lmao, Slacks is gigaChad
>zyori pants
Slacks is growing on me to be quite honest, my family
>>146877834
>I think you're a fucking annoying cunt and your schtik was boring day 1
there you go
>>146877791
it was heavily implied that they fucked last night
did you not watch the casual stream?
>>146877698
major, battlepass and compendium
>no post-ironic memecore hero
lmaoing at dotaloids (dota+vocaloids)
>>146877906
Too busy playing my nipon idol rpg simulator aka #FE.
What was said?
>>146877906
>heavily implied
>[citation needed]
it was also heavily implied I fucked your mom last night
>>146877634
>>146877834
Slacks is literally a BIG GUY, did you see his interviews at Manilla? His torso was the size of pinoys he would interview.
He's also a husband so I doubt he'd body somebody and go to jail for beating up some aspie dotard, he'd just laugh about how he's having such a great time in the Dota scene and how mad it makes so many people.
Will he go memevoid again?
I had to go out. How the fuck did Zinderman lose game 1?
>Utility Void
>>146877856
Same, I quite hated him during TI5 but he has seemingly expanded from his epic random humor and actually entertains me now.
>>146878059
He's just overweight
>>146878059
pinoys are all 5'3 though
>>146878129
qojqva bought back and went for the win but died again, then terrordude took t3 -> t4s -> throne in about 25 seconds total
I want slacks dead
I LITERALLY want him to die
I hate him more than zyori
>>146878059
Based Slacks
Watching him piss people off at Mafia last night was great
>>146878031
There's literally no way WoW is bigger than HearthStone in Twitch
>>146878129
qojqva bought back because he wanted to push, HE DIDNT BB IN A FIGHT, died, alliance push base because timber and damageless void could do nothing
I want Anneedroid to smother and literally kill me with her gigantic funbags
>>146878243
There's a place for people who don't think Slacks is our guy and it's calledHELL
>>146878259
the size of the circle is how many viewers it has. the amount of circles is how many people are streaming.
basically more people are streaming wow but nobody is watching them.
>>146878259
its an old map prob when a new WoW thing was released
>>146878129
They had a 4k hero damage Damagelss Void in a 1 hour game
>necrophos basilius
what did he mean by this?
>>146878151
>YARRRRRR AHOY MATIES :) IMMA PIRATE RAWRR ^-^
>OUAOUAUOAUAOWAUOAUWAOUWAA I'M SO WACKY AND CRAZY :)
all who like slacks, please stop
Why did icefrog nerf him?
>>146878472
>t. Dakota Cox
>void + 0 synergy
nice draft from esc
>>146878031
>Dota is saggy ballsack of the Twitch world
Based
aaand alliance is going to ti
>>146878472
hey
if you hate our guys why even come here?
just stay where you came from
>>146878483
I LOVE that the memecast tried to pretend that the gigantic Heartstopper nerf was a buff. Literally its only use and strength was in its range.
>>146878352
do you think she wants grant
>>146878419
So the really big Dota ball is TI channel and the really big LeL ball is Riot games?
>>146878419
That makes sense, HS has some of the biggest streamers on all of twitch
>>146878693
He's done far better
>>146878702
i believe its arteezy
Is there a more incompetent drafter than Synderen?
>>146878414
>the place for people who don't think Slacks is our guy is d2g
mmm....
>>146878791
me :3
>treads into veil necrophos
yeah that' gonna work
ShitZu?
Faceless Void?
?
?
>>146878765
>grants getting better than 8.5
i dont thinks so m8
>>146878702
>>146878775
wrong
|
|>
|
>>146878876
grant banged kittyplays
>>146878775
no he's correct on both counts.
everyone goes to watch TI, which is why the biggest ball (TI) is close to everything else. because even people that usually don't watch dota watch TI.
>>146878664
m8 d2g hated slacks long before twitch scum came here to jerk off over him and his autistic moaning
>Tfw you will never see Alliance cum deep so Era can finally get some pleasure out of this miserable match
>>146878791
Eternal Envy is on his level of stupidity
I wanna suck annee's big ones
THAT
FUCKING
STREAM
CONTRAST
FUCK THIS SHIT
>>146878859
It's just not the right game/draft for necrophos in general
>>146878978
>>146878978
this was when beyond the summit were hosting the TI qualifiers dude.
>>146878808
I fucking hate not knowing what that is from
>>146878978
kittyplays is like a strong 6 to a light 7 m8
id literally rather drink a glass of Anneedroids special than get a hwole night with kitty
>>146879136
nope it was in december
>>146879052
I want to watch her and Slacks go at it.
>>146878978
that picture looks like a sack of testicles and an erect micropenis
Whats with this sudden liking /d2g/ has taken to slacks?
>pick le time man especially for the hontrash
>gee we need some damage onthat blue thing
>pick necro
Huh? Syndershit?
>>146879153
be glad
>>146879226
memes
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
Sick chrono, he really tickled that Timber and made his reactive armor go up!
>5 man surround Timbersaw
>accomplish LITERALLY NOTHING, not even damage
>chrono timber
>he walks away haven taken zero damage
?
>>146879226
He's the best interviewer
>>146879226
the hub is extremely mediocre and the most mediocre person is slacks
>>146879052
mother of jesus she could feed a family of five with those
how does he miss repear like that
and now we got more whiffed chronos..
I don't understand this fucking draft, where is their damage?
replace the dazzle with someone who jungles or does damge or w/e
>>146879226
I like watching him piss people off
yay, more useless chronospheres
ebin khezu
ebin
>>146879226
welcome to summer
>>146879013
>d2g is one person
>>146879165
>rather get with a big girl than an actual decently sized girl
I'll never get this. I can't get interested in anyone that's more than "thick". There's just no interest for me. Fat girls, especially when they're naked are just disgusting to me.
>>146878869
>>146879020
It's funny that during Shanghai he made jokes about letting Envy draft
>>146879305
Dude it was a zoning Chrono, utility Void is good, I swear!
>Reactive Armor
>Balanced
>guys maybe we need some stuns for the timber
>NAH FUCK THAT PICK NECROPHOS DAZZLE WISP LOL
>>146879226
he improved, he puts a lot effort, his comedy is actually kinda unique and clever, etc. he deserves it.
whats that
you
wanted an enjoyable dota watching experience
heh.
i got bad news for you
k i d d o
>>146879226
He's our best hope for driving Nahaz to suicide
HAHAHAH YES DAGON NECRO
EZ FOR ESC
DAGON STRONG
F R E E
R
E
E
A R M O R
R
M
O
R
>I have to know d2g's majority opinion on Slacks so I can say the same opinion and fit in
>>146879440
I still don't understand why he let a choking S4 draft at TI5.
>chase timber across the map because lolnodamage
>finally breach 4k mmr
>it's worse than 3k ever was
i feel physically sick d2g i think this is it. it took me so long.
>radiance necro aura with veil
oh shit now I get it
lmao don't walk near use or you're le dead
>>146879570
>Not zoning timber all the way back to Tier 3's with Chronos
Are you out of meta?
>4 chronos
>zero kills
dotards?
>>146879226
i don't like him at all but i can also acknowledge that he is improving slowly but steadily unlike a lot of the shitter NA personalities
oh look he misses another kill because he wasted reaper again
stop repearing supports u fucking idiot
>utility void
>>146877535
I must just be dumb, but isn't this comparison off?
Comparing 'agents activated' (key codes registered signifying ownership) with peak players online at one time? I know it's a troll, but I just wish trolling still involved some level of effort.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FUCKING LC COMIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146879396
>being low test
>This Damageless Kek can't even kill a fucking 50% hp Ember in Chrono
Xd
>NOT
>ENOUGH
>DAMAGE
you can't make this shit up
Can't believe they choked game 1 away.
I still believe in you Synd!!
>>146879757
Maybe you should ask 'reeeeee'ddit buddy
why did they walk mid like this against a fucking disruptor
very weird very stupid
this is the sort of shit I yell at teammates about in pubs
John Connor... it is time.
>3 heals
>two damaging auras, one scaling the other not
>anti buyback and longer buyback spell
just 5 man and fuck my shit up senpai
>>146879757
>putting the logo of your distro onto a game wallpaper
look out guys, we got a hacker here
>digital cucks vs cuckplexity draft is over and game is begun
>still no ENG BTS stream
>based our guy LD doesnt give a fuck, maybe his studio wont even broadcast the game, still gets shekels
>cucked goy Tobiwanrdoter streaming the other game on BTS channel
How can our guy be so based?
>Io Necrophos
GLOBAL DELETE
I WANT TO MELT A CHOCOLATE BAR BETWEEN ANNEEDROIDS JUICY TITS THEN LICK IT ALL OFF
LITERALLY
NO
DAMAGE
>s4
lmao well done
Why does void have a casual RoH?
>>146879981
To casually not die
>>146879981
lincoln's vs slardar and BH, calling it
>>146879884
>>146879981
He wanted to do NO DAMAGE and go Vanguard for no reason. Then by divine intervention he decided to go Shadow Blade instead.
>RoH
>Shadow Blade
Why is this shitter on this team?
am I the only one who hasn't seen any of the hub this year? I watched the ti4 hub for like 18hours a day and a lot of the ti5 hub
but this year I can't even see the stream and even if I did I find all of the invited people insufferable reddit tier faggots
wish they'd stop paying these dota2 "talents" and "personalities" desu, game doesn't need them and their mafia shit
Can our buy Artour do it? If he wins this he'll be 9k
Why is bulldog scared to go in as timber? Every other timber player thats played has been agressive and has pushed people back. But bulldog just runs away and barely throws chakram???
IS this the throw order?
It takes albanian dota to show the scrubs how to properly play necro
GET A DAGON
And a blink
>>146879981
He's going linkens/refresher I believe.
>>146879886
I actually put the character from the game on top of my distro wallpaper
>>146880081
>8.5
lol for some titty fetischist maybe
I'm personally watching through client, fuck these memers
>wmI4Kni
>>146880136
>It takes albanian dota
100% illyrian genes do that senpai
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>THROWDA
LOSING TO A MEME LINE UP
>>146880081
So this is where the meme began. I wasn't sure if a lot of people had shit tastes or were being ironic.
Holy shit now I understand.
>>146880119
because he dies in 1 second to a reaper...?
>>146879886
you'd better take that back kid or else I"ll get my hacker friends to trace your IP
>turn on diggity match
>dagon veil carry necro
What
>S4 ember
hilarious
>Era
>loda at 5% health but lotus orb'd
>doesn't use dagon because LMAO I DONT WANT TO TAKE DAMAGE EVEN THOUGH MY PASSIVE WOULD REGEN ME TO FULL HEALTH
fucking moron jesus
>Zinderman prioritizing his own life over Cuckvas
TI quality team right here lads
>throw
>counterthrow
>throw
>counterthrow
Fuck this game
>>146880303
alliance is getting memed on
>give s4 a hero that needs anymore interaction than blink and r
>Lose
PLS
RIGGED
DAGON AND ULT AND DIDNT USE EITHER TO END THE SLARDAR
>>146880351
He wouldn't even have taken damage, he was at full fucking health himself.
>>146879153
dont worry the art is shit
>cuckdeau is gonna let mexicans into canada without a visa
JUST
D E L E T E D
>Diffusal blade Void
=_=_=_=_=_ WARNING =_=_=_==_==
_-_-_-_ VOID MIGHT DO DAMAGE THIS GAME _-_-_-_-_
>power creep isn't real
ESC loses game 1 because they didn't pick ADC
Now alliance loses game 2 because no ADC
Moral of the stroy?
Pick ADC
>>146880081
w-what if she was joking
>>146879941
Big tits on a fat girl are like abs on a skinny guy
I really don't understand what thiccfags see in it
I AM THE POPE OF PESTILENCE
I DELETE YOU FROM GAME
>>146880549
>ADC
>>>/lolg/
>>146880465
>"This move will make it easier for our Mexican friends to visit Canada, while growing our local economies and strengthening our communities," Trudeau said on Parliament Hill after what he described as a productive bilateral meeting with Mexico's president.
Yup
like 60 million beaners in the US is not enough
need beaners up here
I SURE LOVE DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THIS """"ACTION'''"",',"" GAME
I don't play liege of legends but I heard they don't have denying. What the fuck is the point of laning, how are not supposed to get every last hit?
100 fucking seconds lmao
this hero is hilarious
S4 WATCHING HIS TEAM LOSE LIKE A KEK
>>146880612
She was, but misogynists on here can't help but make fun of her. I bet most people here haven't even listened to her cast and just shit on her for no reason other than Vagina.
>tfw I doubted
>>146880619
she has disproportionately large tits
>bounty hunter is tracked
S 4 E M B E R S P I R I T
