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Old >>146640348
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
Read this for guild info:
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
New updates, senpai
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates/Game-Update-Notes-June-28-2016
hands down one of the least populated and shittiest generals on /vg/
>>146868303
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, most of the ones on your list are either dead or aren't even /vg/, stop posting this troll list all the time please.
>>146868317
just bug fixes and more gemstore shit, great update
>>146868317
Why did they lump all those skins into one fucking track?
>>146868131
GW1fags pls leave.
Rikki on the 10th page!
>>146868131
Ascalon belongs to charr.
>>146864101
>implying the update has anything worth talking about
xth for buying gold, trading it for gems and cheap skins
xth for tight mcharr boipussy
>>146868606
because there's no grind :^)
>>146868831
GW2 April Fools were better.
L O R E
C O M P L I A N T
>>146869435
femcharr butt > mcharr boypussy
>>146869621
M-MUH LORE
>>146868131
dead
Two questions
>Is Edge of The Mists still alive with karma/XP-trains?
>Can I progress through my reward tracks in EoTM?
>>146870484
>>Can I progress through my reward tracks in EoTM?
no
rikki plz erp with me
>>146869903
That is a disgusting looking femcharr, anon.
>>146871094
fuck off retard shes my wife
>>146868845
Next time I won't be so merciful.
>WvW for the past weeks have been nothing but "closed raids"
epic content
>boost a thief
>equip her
>use meta build
>go into sPvP
>other thiefs immediately oneshot me
>deal zero damage myself
feels bad being shit at games desu
>>146871503
Your wife looks so shit dude, are you blind or something?
>>146872553
Love is blind, senpai.
>>146872515
practice, m8
>>146873019
dunno how desu
i go into pvp and basically every class shreks me in seconds. Sometimes i can get away or get some damage out with the steal/stealth backstab combo but thats its.
not really learning from that, and fucking revs 2 shot me
>Added a new reward track that contains Tribal, Stalwart, and Apostle armor skins.
Stalwart shoulders and Tribal Femcharr wife here i come.
>>146873219
shit taste
>>146873215
just play faster
>page 10 within 30 posts already
>>146873219
>>146875026
Tribal is good on Charr, there aren't too many ways to see the fluffy chest.
AYO HOL UP
I JUST RAN PAST A GUARDIAN
WITH A BOW
IN THE PVP LOBBY
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING
GUARDIANS ARE UNVIABLE WTFFFFF
>>146875026
i agree with >>146875505 and i'm not even a furfag. tribal is one of the few armor sets aside from cultural that actually look decent on charr
>>146876140
DYLSU NO!
>wanna play auramancer
>have a old as fuck level 80
>shit name
>huge as fuck fem norn
>ugly
should i just dump her and start a new ele?
A shame about the crafting stations being taken out of WvW. Granted, it's non-participating traffic, so I understand the logic, but it was quite convenient to be able to be able to combine / convert materials without losing my place in PvE.
>>146877569
if you have the gold get a tmk and a name change contract
>>146877569
How old is the character? It may be worth keeping her for the birthday bonuses. Gems are expensive, but you can buy a 1,000 gem Identity Fix Kit for a good name and a good norn and end up with a dye that's worth far more than those 1,000 gems.
>>146878283
but then im still stuck with a shitty norn
>>146878349
Femnorns are not shit by default.
>>146878518
>worst VA in the game
>worst animations in the game
>having the T H I C C bodytype makes everything clip
futanorns are objectively worse than charr
this: >>146878637 is a furfag shitpost.
VA? sure, it's not great. the rest? get over yourself, furfag.
>>146878518
the animations are terrible and they are WAAAYY to tall
i want to be a cute short girl, not a 2.5m tall tranny
>>146878910
make yours minimum height then.
>>146879228
still too tall
Proud papa syndrome is an untreated illness that has got to go.
>>146880043
Giantess women fetish is not any better.
Fnorn are disgusting.
qt femsuras
>>146880334
whenever i see femsura feetsies i think of doritos and get hungry
>>146880457
>>
>>146880745
Show me your doritos you slut.
>>146880814
i'm not posting their feetsies if that's your attitude!
>>146881137
post them or fuck off
>>146868845
OC limited edition don't save please
>>146881398
say that to my face, not in gw2g, and see what happens!
i want a qt femsura to stamp on my face gently with her soft feets
>return to GW2
>150 laurel
>cant spend it
pure suffering, all these ascended items
I want to see more cats.
>>146882021
Buy t6 mats you fucking idiot. You are literally sitting on a gold mine.
I'm creating a new character, a male charr engi, and I'm having a hard time thinking in a funny name.
It must be something in the line of "Lemon Cat", where "Lemon" is in all my characters and "Cat" is what I need.
Halp.
>>146882725
Autism Furry
>>146881892
I want to bully both of these rats.
>>146882529
>evil twin calsi
you have my attention
>>146881672
>>146882534
dude i dont know much about ascended items and how to get them...
>>146881672
heh just try and stop me kid
>>146883109
your first picture is not a female
>>146882725
Lemons In My Cat Butt
>>146883198there's a female edit, 2 even
>>146883198
I don't have an msura folder and it looks like a girl when you crop it. Good enough for me
>>146882193
>>146883029
>>146883109
I SAID NO
Please don't bully the cute Rikki Calsi Lani rats...
WHAT SHOULD I MAIN
I CAN'T DECIDE
FUCK
im constantly worried about my class being viable in a certain gamemode...
What would you do if you became a qt femsura for a day?
>>146883748
ele is eternal
>>146883882
Research how to be a rat forever.
>>146883748
listen to >>146884020
>>146884020
ele plays like shit tho
>>146883548
>>146884504
ele is relevant in every game mode and has been since forever. If you don't like it, you'll have to settle for something less sure.
>>146884645
what else is in a similar place?
>he bought mystic coins at 1g
L O L
O
L
>>146884802
warrior is the closest imo
>>146884959
I'm calling the FBI for this theft of intellectual property!
>>146884595
I'll let this one slide
So whats the fastest way to level now?
>>146884802
Revenant
>>146885604
>playing the new edgy meme class
Guys, Calsi isn't getting enough attention, post more Calsi!!!!!!!
Which qt femsura would you fuck in the asshole?
>>146885510
ERP and then craft with the gold you make
>>146886462
Rikki but only after pic related
what would a femsura have to do to get these abs?
>>146887637
futanorn erp 23/7 and 1 hour of ab exercise in between
>>146887637I saw you, anon. I know who you are.
Anon and Anonsexing
why do calsi and lani bully other rats anonymousely? do they think we wouldn't find out? are they both really that jealous when attention is drawn from their kneeling in HoTM lobby?
>>146888120
I'd like to sex my anon
>>146888441
Nice dorito-feet, slut. Post some closeups so I can mountain dew TM all over them.
Sex with Boppsi!
Femsura are for barbing anally.
Woah, every asura should wear this outfit
>>146888810
femcharr*
no one needs you, floozy
tfw rexxie will never rub your tummy
>>146888968
Say that to my ears not online and see what happens.
wake up
>>146889290
Silly floozy, you're trying to bite more than you can chew. Femcharr butt is stretchable enough to take even a biggest barb balls deep, and yet muscular to stay tight for a whole night of hard barbing.
But you, small floozy, will either get injures from a very first hung mcharr, or will pass out after your first session. Just return back to your human bookahs.
Are Guardians viable in sPvP? Like Bunker?
>>146891058
theyre pretty shit desu senpai
>>146869621
It's almost insulting how much better the Mantle outfit conforms to non-human biology when the Precursor armor was so very, very bad.
>>146891058
Nope. They used to be viable but they got nerfed and are outclassed by necro, warrior, mesmer,druid,ele etc
>tfw no femcharr wife
>>146891094
>>146891330
weird because i so many of them in the lobby and spvp
Why did anet stop making armors for the gemstore?
>>146894521
Slightly more work. General laziness.
Just bought 80 bucks worth of gems
AMA
>>146895120
How much do you regret your decision?
It never ends.
Should I play thief or engineer?
>>146895492
Did you start from amber? My stats shows 39 games played and i barely got to diamond just now.
>>146896918
I started from emerald. Something's going wrong, I guess.
>>146897046
To be fair I started in sapphire. So it makes sense that I have less games played. The fact that you are that high in diamond means you will definitely be legendary.
>>146895492
i know that tail, be my femcharr wife now
terrible Balance!!! make ele noob player can be win
theif can be play now,so bad balance!!!! Ante,do something,or i and my my team all want to quite this game!!! do not always want to make money!!!! Do some right things pls,make game pls
>>146897575
>people think ele requires skill
lul
>>146897575
post your sources
>>146897575
I concur.
>>146897137
I don't know if I will be, honestly. Morale's been running out lately.
>>146897382Only if you're EU.
>>146895492
You're doing something wrong if you're playing healbot tempest lol
is revenant fun? Whats the gameplay like?
>>146897737
looks like its my lucky day
>Riathen doesn't have the White Mantle hammer
s m h
>>146897971
Maybe I am. Or maybe my team is, we'll never know for sure.
>>146898501
Who am I wifing?
Daily reminder that Revenant fucks every other class in the ass simply by using sheer DPS
>>146892797
those are all low MMR shitters
>>146892797
I had a game against 3 DH's and I literally triple capped them.
I can literally kill a DH solo as an auramancer despite not being built for damage.
They suck balls
Is Auramancer hard to learn/play?
>>146901529
no but if you don't pay attention, you become an easy target
>>146901529
It's more like a dance than a challenge. Really just cycle through attunements and overloads to get boons to yourself and allies, and remove condis and heal. You do damage to of course.
Overload air on a point is awesome
The Rat Shack is a little ol' place where
We can get our ears rubbed
Rat Shack babyyy
Rat Shack, baby, Rat Shack
Rat Shack, baby, Rat Shack
Tfw a femsura will never step on your face with her doritos. I love rats...
>>146901529
It's fairly simple once you realize that you'll be prioritized by any group of enemies that is worth a toss. Just gets frustrating when your teammates aren't letting you heal them because they're all over the fucking place.
>>146902614
>"Wash the Pain Away"
>Allies run away from you in all different directions
>Die
fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Most fun support/bunker build?
tfw no noodletrapsura sponsored by doritos registered trademark all rights reserved to do ERP with
Lmao nice job breaking the squad UI with that patch anet
Why the FUCK is there a yellow heart laid right on top over my toon name now there
WTF
Now it's gone again
Post stalkers
>>146902859
in pvp? druid or auramancer
>Mfw new smoke cloud at teq
True kino
Why does the queen bee look like she's rubbing her hands together inside that amber thing?
LS3 when? Second expansion when?
Which thread mcharr has the tightest tailhole?
>>146904556
fuck off fag
SPvP is SHIT! Bring back Rikki and Calsi NOW!!
>>146907782
>>146907782
lmao kys fag
>mfw HOPE cant even beat the first raid anymore
>mfw HOPE can't even beat the first fractal anymore
>and they havent posted a good t00n ;-]
Hello little anon, I love you
Are those new legendary ley anomaly events worth doing/fun? Also wats the spawn schedule on these
>>146910197
norn a shit
Where's Rikki? I want to ERP her tenderly and buy her a better outfit.
do i count as loli now?
>>146911291
No kys Laya
>>146911291
im gonna give you my cummies, loli anon
mandatory butt
post c:
rats C:
>>146907640
Gae
>>146914572
unf
I grinded wvw forever in order to get one of the triumphant chest armors. Now that I can get the tribal shoulders again, I realize my outfit would probably benefit from a different chest piece. I don't know how to feel right now.
What is wrong with comfyanon? His behavior worries me now..
>>146916879
>>146916989
lol buttmad weeb
>>146917090
Shutup I love anime and squatfoo and all fluffy femcharr
>>146916752
Hi qt anon, I've had a few things on my mind. But nothing to worry about. If you want, we could cuddle for a little while and be comfy together.
WHERE THE FUCK IS VUNCIA AND WHY DOESNT SHE POST ANYMORE THIS THREAD IS GARBAGE WITHOUT HER
>>146915210
>>146908265
Alright.
>>146880814
Why do you care about Lani's feet so much, anyway? They're Lani's, not yours.
>>146919616They're yourssssss too ///
>>146919616
Nice. Post your doritos too lime slut. Touch feetsies
>>146921320
Not logging back in to take pics of us rubbing our feetsies together, but I have this one.
>>146921564
One day I will obtain uncensored doritos from the both of you...
>still no new armor sets
why. It has been YEARS already
>>146922671
>yfw all three of the cute rats stopped but Rikki and Calsi still shit up the thread unhindered because of clique power
Hey /gw2g/. I've owned GW2 roughly since launch but I never was able to get into it. I just started playing a few days ago and I'm a level 50 mesmer now, loving the fuck out of it.
Are the guilds here active and not full shitposting and RP?
I know very little about the metagame and current events, but I'm probably going to buy HoT and get more active. By the time I hit 80 I'll try to get more comfortable with mechanics I don't particularly understand and maybe do more crafting.
>>146922908
Who are the cute rats?
>>146923816
Fluusi
Boppsi
Bluesura
>>146922615
>years
>HoT dropped less than a year ago
We've gotten far too few sets, but don't say things that are outright untrue anon.
>>146923512
The guilds in the OP, FUN/HOPE, are both fine for the most part. Sometimes people will meme, but it's 4chan desu, there's more game discussion there than here anyway.
>>146923915
They posted? K anon.
>>146923990
>HOPE
Join if you want to be stalked.
>FUN
Join if you want to be a furfag.
>>146923990
>>146924228
Thanks for the input. I'm NA, so I guess I'll whisper someone in HOPE really quick
>join if you want to be stalked
i'm a straight guy so that's not gonna happen m8
>>146924371
If you join HOPE I'd join the discord too. A good many members talk on there and if you want to get involved with anything we do it's a good place to start. We're pretty open to new dudes despite clique memes
>>146922908
>see this
>imagine Rikki secretly plotting lewd vengeance against Calsii want this
>>146921564
I'm going to steal Lani the moment you let your guard down. This is your warning.
>>146926374
you steal lani, i steal lime. deal?
>>146923915
>fluusi
gay neet
>boppsi
obsessed with lolis
>bluesura
no comment
*pats*
>>146925357
I'll think about it when I join. I use discord pretty often, but I'm not super sociable with new people. Thanks anyways, anon.
>>146924371
No one is safe from him even if you're a normie.
>>146928537
N-not even (Me)?
>>146918078
>SHE
HE realized hes too autistic to interact with people or have friends so he mooches off his parents to pursue different hobbies
>>146918078
I want to marry Vuncia
>>146925357
>HOPE clique on damage control
lmao t b h f a m
>>146930104
did you giggle while typing that out?
>>146930104
>damage control
Don't use words when you don't know what they mean, little boy
anon
>>146930162
Y-yes...
>>146930375
Comfyanon. Why would you do lewd things to a sleeping girl? That's bad!
>>146930536
i couldn't control my feelings towards her, anon.
I'm a big believer in cute and comfy, doing things like enjoying a yummy bowl of noodles and playing fun vidya, but sometimes I am lewd too. C'est la vie.
>>146930162
>tfw you coordinate shitposts and giggle on voice with your discord/skype clique
Rikki........
>>146921564
>>146931223
why do all rat sluts use tassiface and reading glasses?
>>146931515
>tassiface
it's not hers and she's a slut
>>146929627
When are you going to stop shitposting about Gae? We all know who you are. Whatever grudge you have against him isn't relevant to gw2g. Air your dirty laundry elsewhere.
>tfw you finally get a qt FHD
My faith was not misplaced
>>146932952
who is your qt fhd anon?
>>146932952
where is she
>>146933014
she doesn't go here
>>146933074
sleeping
>>146932898
Please stop shitposting, and keep discussion relevant to GW2.
>>146933204
Do you still feel in control HOPEfag?
>>146933814
I want to cum on a femsura's flat chest and belly button...
>>146891265
>that hat
topkek
>>146933814
anon...
>>146933983
I want to flick a femsura's outtie belly button with my tongue and suck in it while fingering her pussy
>>146934467
...why would you not guzzle down her sloppy dolphin juices instead?
>>146932343
Name one cute HOPE rat slut that doesn't use Tassiface, and mind you: emphasis on CUTE.
>>146935190
>>146934467
>Tfw you will never fuck a dolphin oil pussy.
Whats it called when you meet someone really cool but they turn out to be a complete retard?
>>146935640
Disappointment
>>146935640
you got vae'd bro
>>146935640
I understand what you mean though. I've met so many cool people in HOPE at first but then they show you their real side and it's always not pretty.
>>146936726
Please be my wife. What is your IGN?
>>146935831
As someone who brings misery to us all at least his name is accurate
Post Male Human Sons.
No skinny fuccbois allowed.
>>146937449
You first
>>146937673
That's 1 week of detention for you. See me after class ASAP.
>>146938142
>>146937449
Your head is stupidly small
>>146937123
Sorry anon, no wifeing here <3
Happy to talk to people though~
Name'sDelphy Snowsnuffle
>>146938241
It's the shoulder's anon. baka
>>146937449
