Photorealistic Itachi edition
>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/
>Discord group
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>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
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>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
>Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
http://overloke.imgur.com/
>Screenshot album
http://imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all
>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#
>Hall of Anal Devestation
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all
>TLAnon's Patreon
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>R20 GM's summaries of the game so far
https://www.dropbox.com/s/uds093rtywlm38k/Game%20Summaries.pdf?dl=0
old thread:
>>146641397
first for Rin! Please come back Rinposter
>>146823563
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>>146823704
whoops forgot pic
>>146823563
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>>146823843
Fuck, I didn't even notice that. Wonder how long it's been like that for.
And people said the last thread wouldn't make it to bump limit.
>>146824102
They're suffering from severe case of the blues. You and me we need to stay optimistic though, alright?
Threadly reminder that Naruto probably gangbanged Hinata with shadow clones while you're still a virgin
>>146824324
Naruto was still a virgin into his 20 and he's literally the biggest superstar in Ninja World.
>>146824602
They were like 18 as of The Last, and do you REALLY think Hinata could hold herself back after her and Naruto were official? Come on, anon.
>>146824602
By the end of the pain arc Naruto could of fucked any girl he wanted too
>>146824830
Except Sakura
>>146824978
He dodged a bullet with that. Like Ino getting over Sasuke.
>>146824829
Boruto was probably only around 5 during the inauguration. Naruto became Hokage 10 years after FOurth Shinobi War (at 27ish). Boruto came our probably at 22ish so Naruto fucked Hinata at 21.
Also wasn't Naruto 19 in The Last? Pretty sure it was 2 years after the war.
>>146825249
Is it stated when Naruto became Hokage? Also Boruto looks way older than five, because Himawari looks about five, and he's like three to four years older than her.
You're around about being 19 in The Last, I forgot he has a birthday near the end of the World War.
Hell, you can see here http://attackonnaruto.tumblr.com/post/126181724037/eng-version-part-1-x that Boruto and Himawari look almost identical to how they do in the movie.
You're also assuming that Hinata got pregnant on their first try. I doubt they had kids straight away.
>>>/a/143410167
Oh /a/, never change.
>>146825681
Yeah I made so many leaps there desu. All we know is chapter 700 is 10 years after and he's probably been Hokage for a year by that point.
>>146825815
why was your post deleted? Thanks for advertising anon
>>146825815
Anyone pointed people from that thread this way? Is that what you were trying to do?
>>146825815
Let's hate on naruto forever because moot liked it and someone got 5 repeating integers! Can't have fucking normies on my board! Please ignore the 20+ dragon ball threads
>>146826021
yeah but for some reason his post is deleted. I'm 100% certain advertising other boards within 4chan isn't counted as advertising but maybe mods there are schizophrenic.
>>146826780
It was probably just the coolest janitor being autistic.
>>146826891
>>146826780
Coolest Mod is the fucking worst. I wonder if anyone will join here from that thread. Unlikely, I guess.
>Kabuto is forgiven and lives out his days working in an orphanage
This whole series is just one big meme
>>146828051
Who knows how long he suffered in that eternal loop Itachi put him in. I'd say whatever it was must've been enough.
>>146828051
Don't forget he suffered for an arbitrary length of time under Itachi's mind-rape technique. Oro is the one who never payed for his crimes.
>>146811542
REALLY late, but you aren't the only one who thought that.
>>146828226
Time seemed to move relatively close, as he performed maybe three cycles of combat in about fifteen to thirty seconds. My guess is even if he was fighting the entire time, he wouldn't have spent more than a day, his time, between getting caught and freeing himself, considering he then had to immediately hoof it to the battlefield to asspull no jutsu Sasuke back to life.
Sakura's tits are smaller than Amy's. Wow.
>>146828831
Cartoon characters always have ambiguous dimensions. Sakura is just really fucking flat.
Besides Hagoromo (who started /nsunsg/) and 1st Hokage (who was here from day 1), how did everyone come to this general?
>>146828960Let me have this. I haven't shat on Sakura in a week, man.
>>146829090
Fair enough. Go at it, anon.There are much better and much more personal ways of shitting on that loathsome cunt, though.
>>146829151
wot
>>146829045
I've been here since at least the third thread. There was a /tv/ thread and I just mentioned how nice it is to be able to talk about Naruto on /tv/, seeing as the threads I made on /a/ kept getting shit on, and someone mentioned this place to me. Been here ever since, never left. Don't know the two people you've mentioned though.
>>146829409
> Doesn't know First Hokage
R20 GM? Stronger Kishimoto? Same guy, also voted First Hokage. By like two people, but still.
>>146829045
Been here from day 1, I just don't lie taking names at all.
I can pretty honestly say I have been one of the most active anons posting and kept the threads alive in times of drought alive fairly often as best I could.
>>146829356
Yeah, I only wanted that one. Still trying to kept this place comfy for those who hate that. We are still doing that, right?
>>146829743
Sure, why not. Until there's ample reason or something completely innocuous that launches a whole new set of arguments.
>>146829743
Yeah mang. Comfy is best, even if it does mean less posts due to less autism.
>>146829151
>>146829356
Apparently, they need posters. I was in another general about ninjas THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED/skg/and someone posted this there too.
>>146829538
>Stronger Kishimoto
oh yeah I remember him, there was a brief period when we had a legitimate namefag. Didn't know he was still here.
oh right never mind, Stronger Kishimoto is the one who did the abridged manga dumps so I guess he's not a "legitimate namefag".
>>146831993
>>146832107
I'm him. AND R20 GM. I never leave, dude. Just a namefag, not a tripfag.
I've sort of stopped the manga rewrite and newspapers. Haven't had time, what with the game.
>>146833521
True love <3
Great writing Kishi
>>146812295
>Minato
>political stand
Please, he was merely chosen for being strongest.
>>146834770
He, like every other Hokage, was chosen via nepotism. Strength is a very minor part. See: Kakashi
>>146834770
Let's be real, all the "moderates" were republicans unless they were drinking that world peace cool aid
>>146834770
Well, I AM FUCKING INVINCIBLE seems to be a fairly popular political platform in the series.
>>146835052
Rock lee spin off?
>>146835170
Yep. Not sure which episode, though.
hi
>>146835489
Uchiha are a cancer upon this series.
>>146835489
hello
>>146835650
hi
>>146835489
uchiha scum please go
>>146835650
>>146835748
>>146835703
good taste my man
>>146835763
"love and peace"
>>146835820
thanks friendo
>>146835841
no one posted trashbito?
>>146835951
My bad. I didn't look at the filename when I posted it and thought it had 'uchiha' instead of obito.
>>146835951
>Naruto becoming Hokage
>Not cannon
>>146836037i liked it to think he realized hokage was a shit job nothing good ever happens if you become hokage
>>146836037
not important
>>146836037
>what is chapter 700
>>146835489
Anyone here have good photoshop skills? Or should I post this in /r/
"Smelly dumb uchiha scum"
>>146836164
it's unclear whether he mean "after this" as in within Nardoverse or within real world release dates
>>146835951
please clear this up for us it's extremely important
>>146836375
not /r/ whoops,
>>146836375
No promises but I'll see what I can do.
>>146836375
if i had it i'd do it sory
>>146836420
>please clear this up for us it's extremely important
no
>>146836553
>no
well there ya go, we'll never know
>>146836375
It's bad. But I guess it's something.
>>146836553
>the power of love can redeem the most putrid of hearts.gif
It's still amazes me that a guy who used to do NTR and all kinds of fucked up shit ended up making even just that gif, let alone the most adorable piece of vanilla lovemaking doujin I've ever read.
>>146837494
>not Edgy, Loon Uchiha Scum
>the welfare check isn't a Chidori or some fire shit
>>146837627
I didn't try very hard.
>>146837494
Pretty much exactly what I imagined, thankyou senpai
Though maybe the Food stamps could be some bullshit about his clan and their importance
>>146837764
Still not good, but eh.
>>146823563
> its 2 moms better than 1 episode
Would you watch it?
>>146838739
any well-written break from the seriousness would do. Been over 3 years since Rock Lee and Ninja Pals.
>it's a "Team Konohamaru walks in on their sensei banging Boruto's dadmom" episode.
What would their reactions be?
>>146839289
>implying he'd cheat on his boy-toy Sasugay
>>146839289
>naruto makes his sexy jutsu clones whore themselves to ronery men in the village as a public service
Fucking kek
>>146840196Doujins when?
anyone know which filler this is?
Can't even tell if it's Part 1 filler because Shippuden's been hopping all over the place
>>146841273
No idea. Look through her Wiki page for filler appearances, I guess?
I wish Karui was playable in NUNS4.
I'm not even sure why.
>>146841273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r82UW3lAJOg&t=16m24s
>>146842827
thanks a load anon wasn't sure how I'd find it.
I'm off for a nap now, cya in a few hours.
>>146842759
she should have been playable in storm 3 along with other cloud members
However what im salty about is they didn't include Mitsuki in pre-order pack
>>146842827
>Cheers love, suffering is ere!
>>146843070
I don't much care for Mitsuki, honestly, so I can't say I share the same sentiment.
What more I would have wanted was The Last era designs for all the rookies, even if it came with their old moves. And a proper Hokage Kakashi, without a Sharingan and Raikiri, using at the very least Rasengans.
![The-Last-Naruto-the-Movie-Shino[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/byLLamd.jpg "The-Last-Naruto-the-Movie-Shino[1].jpg")
>>146843313
well i want The Last era ones too.
Especially 1010 and Shino designs, The Last Shino was alpha as fuck with those new shades, and The Last 1010 reminds me of Chun-Li, which makes funny things to my dick
>>146843313
>ywn fuck Mitsuki and realise as he stretches around and enters you, that you just played yourself
![The-Last-Naruto-the-Movie-Tenten-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cZq96nF.jpg "The-Last-Naruto-the-Movie-Tenten-2[1].jpg")
>>146843638
>>146843656
>do you feel in charge?
>>146843828
>>146843757
She really needed to come up with something better than the duct tape bracelets. I mean I get it, scrolls, but it still looks silly.
>>146843313
Kakashi as hokage was pointless. Naruto is already god tier and mature enough to be hokage.
Why is it that the /a/ thread is both faster and has more varied content than us? This upsets me.
>>146844304
There is no way Naruto was mature enough at age 17. We're talking about Naruto 'I just forgave a mass-murdering international terrorist because he told me he wanted to be Hokage, and he's also the Coolest Guy' Uzumaki.
>>146844304
I sort of agree. On some panels, at some moments he showed great maturity and good characteristics - but then there were also the times he was talking to or about an Uchiha.
He needed to grow out of that very specific brand of autism.
Anyway Kishi probably did it so he is seventh, in the seven hundredth chapter and so on.
I would have far preferred keeping Tsunade in office for a couple of years more, during which Nardo gets promoted and experiences command, acts as an elite bodyguard for the Hokage in meetings and so on, maybe, depending on the timeframe, ends up rearing his own genin.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5DftUez.png "latest[1].png")
>>146844231
Seems Kishi/SP likes Chun-Li and her bracelets
They got influenced by it at least...
>>146844523
Well, make it a proper bracelet and have 10/10 smash someone's skull with them then. Or something.
>>146844413
Tsunade still had a few years left in her. It didn't need to be immediately after the war ended. I think the coolest guy was a translation meme
>>146844623
The coolest guy was the person Obito was, not who he is at the moment Nardo talks to him.
But it's funny if Naruto calls Neji's nd his parents' murderer cool, so it stuck.
>>146844623
Just because Tsunade 'had a few years left' doesn't mean she wanted to keep the job. Getting bisected and put back together by slugs probably puts some things in perspective. Like what you want to spend the last years of your shortened lifespan doing.
>>146844889
Apparently looking like a teen and attending orgies for elderly Kage.
>>146844973
>going lesbos with Mei while Niggakage fucks her from behind
i can dig it
>>146844973
There's almost a 0% chance that Arachimaru wasn't doing the EXACT same thing anyway, judging from his Gaiden design.
>>146828051
>>146843263
The one time Nardo has an outfit that isn't manchild garbage, and Assistant-kun gets rid of it
>>146845785
you mean the orange shirt?
i think its kinda cool, middle between casual and serious tones
>>146845898
I'm referring to giving him yet another set of orange capris
Easily the worst part of Nardo's outfit
> /nsunsg/ - 116 posts, 21 posters
> /a/ - 160 posts, 72 posters
It's not fair, you guys
H-hello guys
I saw this on /a/
I followed the manga for years until it ended but I'm not watching the anime so I'm not sure what you'd discuss here.
I don't know what to say so maybe I could get some help for my bf here.
He bought ninja storm 4 on steam recently but it won't run on his computer. It's something about Direct x 11, he has an old geforce gt 220 so maybe that's the problem, but he says he has direct x 11 installed and working (he reinstalled it many times just in case). Could anything else be the reason? Thanks guys
>>146844413
But Kakashi also forgave the coolest guy, heck, he became hokage just because coolest guy told him to.
>>146846094
We have a new poster! I'm so fucking stoked! You came here at the right time, as well. Up until about four days ago, we were just THE WORST pit of autism and shit-flinging, like most other /vg/ generals. We managed to strike up a truce though, so it's back to being mad comfy most of the time.
I don't know the specs of NUNS4 exactly, but I have a feeling a GT220 would just NOT be enough to handle it. The Steam page should list the Minimum and Recommended Specs, but odds are it's simply an old GPU. Does he know what else is inside the computer? Is it a pre-built desktop or did he build it himself?
Currently at mandarake. Found pic related for anon. Which ones do you need? More pics incoming.
>>146846425
Thanks. He build it himself, but some years ago, I mean he has a i3 processor. We're not from America so technology is about 4 years behind there and more expensive. He can run most games tough, even if it's on the lowest quality, but this is probably the problem.
He was planning to upgrade anyways, but he might just refund the game for now.
I'll keep coming here as long as nobody insults Deidara.
>>146843263
Do you think nardo ever discovered more Uzumaki people?
>>146846736
Deidara rarely comes up tbqh. We'll take pot-shots at every character at least once, though.
But yeah, it'll almost certainly be the GPU. Where are you/he? If it was from some years ago, almost anything you buy will be a major step up. If his PSU can handle it, I'd recommend a nVidia GTX 750Ti. RIDICULOUSLY good performance for the price - it's like $185 here in Australia.
>>146846736
He hated the Uchiha, so he is all right in my books.
He also should have been able to take Sausage out with his final Aloha Snackbar attack.
I don't have any pics of him, so I'm posting the closest I got.
Also, can you give us the error message he gets?
>>146846816
We're from Argentinapls no bully. Yeah I have the 750ti myself and it's great for me, and it'd be great for him too.
>>146846812
> Discovered more Uzumaki people
You mean like Karin and Nagato, the former of which is now Skrillex and the latter of which he talked into killing himself?
Other than those two, no. Someone suggested that Gaara had SOME Uzumaki blood in him, since Karura had blonde hair and Rasa's hair wasn't the Uzumaki's deep beetroot or tomato red
>>146846983
Yeah, there you go then. Just get him one of them and he'll be set.
>>146846983Messi is wasted on a shitty team like yours
>>146846980
B-but I like the Uchiha too;_;
It's 'dx11 device creation fail' or something like that. It came up a lot when he googled it so it's a pretty common error it seems.
>>146846093
It's because we're on /vg/, which is far less active. No one comes looking for naruto on /vg/, and why would they? This is that last place you would expect a naruto general to be.
>>146846983
>>146847247
>B-but I like the Uchiha too
What the fuck is wrong with you?
I suppose a short term solution, if you want to play together could be to get NUNS3, which should be pretty cheap and possibly a fair bit below what he'd get back from a refund.
In some respects it is the better game (content-wise at least, while 4 looks better and lets you do stuff like switch leaders), however be warned that online multiplayer is a bit iffy from what I hear.
>>146847247
Just sounds like a GPU that's too weak to run the game, that's all. Check the minimum requirements on the Steam page.
>>146847385
I guess. But we used to be mad populated. Just need to get the word out there, I guess. We got one from /a/!
>>146847408
C'mon dude, don't bully the new arrival.
>>146846736
Still one of my favourite characters, he just didn't give a fuck and was in it purely for the bantz
>>146847441
We just need to shill anywhere and everywhere. All the anime boards, random fan sites, even lebbit. Getting banned isn't an issue unless you're too retarded to plug out your server for five minutes and put it back in again
>>146847441
Hey, it's just light banter, I'm trying to help.Seriously though, Argies fucking up the Patagonia Special of Top Gear remains a bit of a sore spot. Not against any one individual, but it does create a small obligation.
>>146847441
Last thread there was 50 ish posters, so it's not all doom and gloom.
>>146847554
Are you from Chile?
>>146847606
I know, I know. 50 is still way down from where we were at the start. I kind of varies from thread to thread, though. Sometimes we're literally on death's door, others we hit 750 posts without a problem.
>>146846570
Lots of Nardo/boruto stuff. Place just closed so I'll have to come back tomorrow to buy stuff
>>146847639
Yuropoor, living in Britain for almost a decade and having developed a liking for the locals.No, Bongistan leaving the EU does not mean we're getting kicked out, I even got myself a permanent residence permit years ago.
I wouldn't care too much about stuff like pic related (though I do agree the locals' right to self-determination), but fucking with Top Gear is a bit much, honestly.
But besides that when not on /int/ or /pol/ I haven't anything against Argies.
>>146847843
That's pretty cool. Shame I don't know moonrunes. How much of the store was porn?
>>146848016
I don't even know what Top Gear is. Probably the only argentinians who care about that are the politics or businessmen who just want to feel important.
>>146848465
> Probably the only argentinians who care about that
Are...are you serious? The most famous - or at the very least, one of the most famous - motoring show worldwide?
>>146848532
I never heard of the Top Gear term, maybe it's called different here.
>>146848124
Occasional porn but I think mandarake has a special place for that and I didn't make it there before closing time. Here's some from a neighboring store. Also it looks like original stuff as opposed to fan doujinshi
>>146823704
>>146823876
>>146824241
Why is she so perfect lads?
>>146848652
Where is 'here'? I thought Top Gear was near-universal.
>>146848657
I don't even understand how you'd read that. Just somehow hold it in one hand and jack it with the other? Seems way more difficult than reading online, where you just tap the right arrow.
>>146848660
Because she didn't have enough panel time to be fleshed out into an actual character.
>>146848657oops, forgot it was some boobies and this is a blur board. Fug. Please have mercy on me, mods.
>>146848780
Here in Argentina, I'm the argie.
>>146848465
Top Gear is (was) a British motoring show with a massive worldwide audience. I am genuinely surprised you haven't heard of it.
Their connection with Argentina is that occasionally they did special episodes with various challenges around the world with ridiculous cars (i.e. lorries bought off of e-bay for under £1000 or something similar).
They did a special where they bought sport cars and drove them all over Patagonia, but halfway into it when they were in Argentina some local idiots spotted that they are British, thought the number plate was some obscure reference to the Falklands War, set their cars on fire and basically chased them out of the country.
A true, genuine chimpout, it you forgive my phrasing, which brought the old conflict back to the minds of a lot of internet communities (not just car enthusiasts, the show may be about motoring, but really the reason everyone watched it was three chaps doing interesting stuff, not the car tests).
>>146848950
Ah. Well as >>146848961 said, it's still an incredibly well-known show across the world.
If anyone can show me ONE instance of Sakura having any sort of character development from the start of the series to the end I'll give them a (you)
Hard mode: Sakura appreciating Naruto after saving her useless life 100 times does not count
>>146849201
She gets a purple dot on her forehead so her retard smash gets a powerup, now she can mildly bonk someone on the head to let the important people do the real work (a job any Naruto clone or a Susanoo arm could have done).
>>146848952
I wasn't ready for those feels anon. That hit me hard, because I've experienced that very thing irl
>>146849201
That time in the forest of death where she cuts her hair off.
>>146849426
> Ino cuts her hair in the Preliminary Exam
> looks like the two of them are gonna make up after the fight
> Sakura remains a turbo-bitch because she thinks Ino is immediately gonna go back to trying to steal her man that wasn't even hers
>>146849426
Cutting her hair off because someone else had her trapped by it?
>>146849284
Kek, that was the pathetic "gurl powuuur" moment of the manga
I LOVE SAKURA
>>146848657
>>146847843
>>146848896
Pls look out for Shoukoku no Altair and Naruto SD stuff
thanks
You can pick one version. Which one?
>>146849587
What do you mean by this?
>>146851045
Regular Hinata. I like Bitchnata, but there's no real competition there.
Now Shy Ino v regular Hinata, that would be a bit of a head-scratcher.
>>146848780
You could always just scan it and still use the computer. But yeah I get it.
http://youtu.be/hkwcehPhOXw
>>146849718
Wait are you the anon who requested I buy and scan the latest shokoku no Altair books? Because I found a lot. >>146846570
Continuing dump
>>146851492
>purple eyes
>>146851045
Regular hinata, as fuckable as rtn hinata was it doesn't suit to have another ino
>>146851618
That's a man
>>146851509
I think the question on everyone's mind is, did you find any hairfucking doujins?
>>146847843
>>146851509
>All the Naruto volumes and novels.
>All in order to boot.
If I ever saw something like I would tell the clerk "Sir, give me everything that says Naruto on this shelf."
>>146852217
I wish I knew moonspeak so I could read the Itachi Shinden novels.
Why didn't Naruto just slit Akamaru's throat?
Kiba is pretty helpless without the pup.
>>146852298
Did you REALLY need to copy the /a/ thread?
>>146852469
There's an /a/ thread happening? Is that why we're so active?
>>146852521
It's been up for a fair while. We even got a new poster from there!
>>>/a/143400503
>>146852585
>Thinking that ONE new poster is going to save this general.
>>146846093
Publicize us on /a/, then.
>>146852652
I never said it would. It's better than NOT getting one, though.
>>146852703
I, and at least one other, have been, dude.
>>146852585
> We even got a new poster from there!
Christ mate, don't need to make it sound so dire
>>146852217
No idea what this was but it was huge and cheap.probably because it has pinkshit on it
>>146852868
I'm just happy someone new joined. Is that so bad?
>>146852882
What's inside of it?
>>146852987
Didn't see, the place was closing and I didn't want the nips to get mad and cut one of my limbs off with their katanas they all carry here.
Funnily enough there were two gaijin working at the mandarake at nakano.
Also it looks like they don't really love sauce either, he wasn't even behind glass.
>>146851509
>Because I found a lot.
e-elabrote?
>>146853149
Last picture of Nardo merch for now. Going back very soon so if you guys want me to pick anything up that's not outrageously large or heavy tell me. I'm being serious because you guys are pretty cooland we might die soon.
Also, no hairpussy or boruto doujinshi yet, but I'll be looking for it next time.
>>146853441
I meant it looks like I've found all the published volumes (up to 17). Haven't looked at doujinshi yet and I doubt I would recognize it if I saw one, but when I look I'll keep an eye out for the name.
>>146853762
I don't need any manga or anime or anything, but a trinket would be cool. Or any sort of clothing really, as long as it's not overly cringey.Shoot me your PayPal in Roll20 and I can pay you back. Or I can just pay you whenever you finally make it to Australia, either/or
>>146853762
>and we might die soon
>>146851274
>Shy-Ino & Hinata-chan
Why not both?
>>146854285
> you will never have those three service your every sexual desire, fantasy, fetish and indulgence
It is time to die.
>>146854285
Uuuh thicker!
>>146854285
get pinkshit out of there
>>146854634
>Not using her as a rage-fuck when you're angry or pissed off but don't want to hurt the other two
Come on, you gotta think ahead.
>>146854634
Nah, she's good for general anger management and to try shit like facial abuse and what have you.
Best part is that she can insta-heal herself right back.
>>146854751
>>146854802
Not that guy but you guys are absolutely right. Sakura is for bullying.
>>146855074
But only the sexual kind. Even I wouldn't feel right beating the shit out of her for no gratification. She gets enough of that from Sasuke.
Speaking of,
> Sasuke abused or attempted to kill her easily over half a dozen times
> she keeps going back to him
What is her fucking damage?Actually I can't say much because I know a friend who stayed with her fiance for like 8 months after he beat her and pulled a knife on her and her mother. AFTER she was pregnant with his kid.
>>146855236
Pre teen love is the most powerful love of all anon, even with zero development except an apology and a flick on the forehead
>>146855236
Why do you do this?
2D should be compared to 2d, not 3D
Everybody knows that even the worst 2D is still a pure beacon of light compared to 3D's horrifying PD-ness
>>146855447
> Sasuke gave up the chance to have a legitimate sex-slave who would be willing to do literally everything, up to and including stuff that would kill lesser women (due to her healing)
jfc man
>>146855564
At this stage Sakura would be down to do the most degrading things in public just to spend 5 minutes with the man.
I'm off, when I wake up I'm legitimately expecting this thread to be dead, good luck lads on attracting new members. Still think we should move it to /a/ and cop the memes for a while -
>>146855861
> you will never find a girl with that level of devotion mixed with the best parts of insanity
I'm sure you'd get bored of her eventually, but until then, holy shit
>>146855965
I've thought that a few times, but we always manage.
We need an /ag/ board for the sort of generals that hang around on /a/. We'd thrive there. Most people just don't think to look on a video game board for Naruto. Someone get Hiroshimoot onto it.
>>146855965
I've no qualms with /a/ as a board, but for one thing if /vg/ is too fast for us there's no way we can survive on one of the fastest boards, and we'd get nuked super fast whatever happened.
>>146856063
It's only moving too fast because there's so many of us. Back in the beginning, we used to burn through a thread a day. If we were on /a/, we'd have way more exposure. That being said, we'd all probably just get banned sooner or later, because Coolest Mod has no life and will literally ban us for nothing.
>>146856521
And by 'so many', I mean 'so few'. Because I'm horrendously tired.
>>146856620
I haven't slept in 36 hours and going strong. How about you?Fuck me sideways, getting a chapter of a fic I'm writing finished to a semi-proper state has been a chore and a half.
>>146856769
I have only been up for like 15 hours, but due to not having a job at the moment, my sleep cycle is fucked. That, and I love sleep way too much, to the point where I can get decent sleep (or, according to some plebs, TOO MUCH sleep (like 13+ hours)) and still be tired as hell when I wake up, and continue to doze for another two or so.
>>146856915
Sleeping a lot dosn't equate to being better rested.
>>146856997
I know. But usually when I sleep for a long time, once I force myself to get up, I end up feeling alright.
Far better than when I get like four hours' sleep, certainly.
>>146858085
Was the Hokage and his family ever threatened with assistation attempts?
Kidnapping of the kids?
Any bad stuff at all?
>>146853762
could you buy latest 2 volumes (16 and 17) of shoukoku no altair and scan it?
thanks
>>146858207
Well, there was this one guy, admittedly kinda cool, who stuck bombs to the Hokage's baby and then released the gigantic demon fox from his wife, ultimately killing her.
Kakuzu I think is mentioned to have attempted to have tried to assassinate Hashirama, to forseeable failure and him abandoning his village because fuck any organisation that tells you to assassinate that guy.
Tobirama died in some skirmish, if that counts.
Oh, and the Chuunin Exam's end and Hiruzen's death is basically a big assassination merged with general invasion.
>>146858207
It's the waifus of future Hokage that tend to get kidnapped: Kushina, Hinata. So really, Boruto should be next in line for the kidnapping so Sarada can save him.
>>146858085
> people actually think this isn't best family
I just don't understand it
>>146859394
Some people are just wrong in the head, anon.
>>146858085
>you will never snuggle with the Uzumaki family during naptime
why
>>146858423
Can do, anon.
>>146860740
>hinata
>blue eyes
>>146861590
Fucking hell I wish Naruto and Hinata got together as kids. Young love is purest.
>>146861984
Agreed. Not even much was needed, just to drop the retarded love triangle and do some genuinely sweet character stuff.
>>146859338
Minato was already kage when kushi was kidnapped
>>146862385
I would've liked Hinata taking the Uzumaki symbol somewhere on her clothing. It would've been super cute. I mean, I know it's already on their jackets, but I mean on her normal everyday comfy clothes.
>>146862904
He was like a genin or chuunin
>>146862972
it might have turned out being as silly as Sakura taking the Uchiha symbol though
>>146862904
He's talking about the first time, by the FUCKING CLOUD again, where she dropped her hair to lead him to her.
>>146863439
Don't think so. Naruto and Hinata have a functioning, loving relationship. Hell, just show her wearing some of Naruto's baggy jumpers or hoodies for extra cute.
Himawari a damn cute
>>146864204
That she is, anon.
So seeing as y'all like fleshed out villains with complicated motivations you can understand which didn't boil down to petty personal drama, is the general favourite arc with you guys the Gaara / Konoha Invasion one?why was kazekage such a weak shit?
>>146864204
>>146864508
Orochimaru's motivation wasn't complicated, he just wanted to stir shit up for fun, and had some lingering resentment over being skipped over for Hokage. That's really all it was
Because retcons didn't happen yet
>>146864508
>why was kazekage such a weak shit?
He was fighting a crazy powerful opponent, evidently armed with a lightsaber?
>>146864825
well ok maybe it wasn't complicated, but we at least understood why each character did what they did. I was more thinking of the sand ninja's involvement in the invasion, which was eventually considered to be fair play in the end I guess.
also this was the only genuinely creep part in the series.
>>146864918
Hiruzen dragged his fight with Orochimaru out for like 5 episodes. No sign of even a struggle here. Kazekage Gaara would absolutely crush Orochimaru.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZH0SWvZN9I
what are the best Naruto dubs? Spanish one seems God-tier. Memes aside French one is only alright. I've heard great things about the Portuguese dub.
>>146865491
Maybe the Kazekage's favourite food has been steadily spiked with just the right kind of stuff to be undetectable and perfectly harmless, right until the moment you did some actuvation jutsu or something?
Think of the possibilities, anon.
>>146865491
That's wrong though
Aside from summoning two guys that weren't even close to the strength they had in their primes, Oro basically did nothing against Hiruzen.
He caught the Kazekage off guard.
Gaara would need to be fighting him in a desert to be the favourite, but even then it just depends on whether Oro summons anyone or anything to fight.
>>146866204
>I've heard great things about the Portuguese dub.
Heard it was manly as fuck.
>>146861018
thanks
What if someone had used the same method Madara used to cast Tsukuyomi on everyone to cast Izanami on everyone in the world instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3yjtrWvGVA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV7kEXAEsSk
what could it mean?
>>146866204
>tfw Naruto never made it to my country as dubbed
they aired the subbed episodes and somehow that anime still popular
>mfw i met alpha chad who is Itachifag
>>146869061
The fuck kinda switch/connector is that by the door?
>>146869178
i had that in my old apartment, but its half broken since the apartment was kinda old
>>146852652
I really think we only need 5 more regulars and we'll be good for another couple months.
>>146852521
I think you mean inactive. Today's thread is much slower than yesterday's.
>>146847441
>we used to be mad populated
was just reading one of the archived threads from early April and it was going mad-fast. Like 1 post per minute. It's amazing that even then people were saying we were dying.
>>146846093
let's be honest though, a good portion of those posts are from us. People from here were also shamelessly bumping it (I assume to get more people to see our advertisements) while no one was posting in thread. It looks like there's 20+ posts from R20 GM alone.
>>146852703
We got a good few mentions in there already. I'd post another advert but I've already mentioned it twice.
>>146856029
>>146856063
someone mentioned a board called /c/ in the last thread, think that would be pretty good. I get the feeling the hostility Naruto gets on /a/ is exaggerated here but there's no way we can sustain a constant general on a board that hates us.
>>146855965
never gonna happen
>>146869178
Italian type L electric socket
