Baking edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejbin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
xth for flowey
i hope you're ready
Emotionally neglecting a cute goat
xth for everybody in cookie form
Best partner dress up time!
Nice.
nice
sans
MKid and Temmie!
threadly grope reminder
>>146728431
Now apparently. Also, this seems like a nice lul in the night for me, I should at least chill and day dream a little.
Protecting this goat from bullies and people who hate him!
also fuck that last thread went to shit fast
Sleep time now, but have a cute mom I found before I go
i want to pick temmie up and use her as a fleshlight
>>146728618
Goodnight Anon, love you!
>you will never have a big flowerbro
Void~
>>146728540
sans' real special attack
>>146728628
I want to use Asrielle-chan as a fleshlight
>>146728615
>protecting Asgore from people who hate him
>post is between two momfags who probably hate him
good luck with that
>>146728657
Awww I want one
>>146728628D-do you really mean it?
pappy
>>146728716
sans' hard mode special attack
>>146728568
You again? I said fuck off.
>>146728818
i would pay hundreds of dollars to have temmie suck on my cock
i dont even like blowjobs
>>146728462
Omega.
>>146728953
>>146728898
post bare soles
>>146728898
i think i have a crush on you
>>146728898
Asrielle-chan lewds when?
>>146728940
https://soundgasm.net/u/littlebardofhope/F4MRequest-Fill-tEM-SUC-DIK-4-COLLEG1-Undertale-VAOralBeastProstitutionPlease-Kill-Me
>>146728618
Have a good one matey potatey
>>146728753
>Implying most momfags hate Asgore
The overwhelming majority here are either indifferent or like him. Though, I probably can't say the same for at perhaps 40~% the dadfags when it comes to Toriel.
>>146728898
Don't play with me like this and post replies like that. You like this shit don't you? You'd like to be an anon's fleshlight.
>>146729119
cute
>>146729139
>40%
pretty sure its just two guysof which I am one, sorry
>>146729119
Don't start this shit again
>>146729128
>That title
I'm curious but I don't think I can bring myself to listen to that
>>146728628
>>146728818
>>146728940
Do not lewd the Tem!
>>146729128
i have that bookmarked already
>>146729119
eight outta ten
>>146729343
It's easily one of the best pieces of Undertail out there. A lot better than all that Sans bullshit.
>>146729119
S O L E S
O
L
E
S
goat is made for loving and protecting
>>146729563
then why he dead
>>146729563
Goat is made for tricking into thinking you want to love and protect him and then abandoning for days at a time. Not that he cares, because the second you get back he's ecstatic, until you leave again.
>>146729639
Chara did a shit job
>>146729639
well nothing's more loving and protectful then saving somebody from death
>>146729563
Agreed
>>146729550
that ass is within reach and you're looking at her soles? focus anon, we got a mission
>>146729128
Thanks doc
>>146729563
I want to be loved and protected tooplease
>>146729690
The goat is a dog?
>>146729857
your not a goat though
>>146729784
ASS ON S O L E S
>>146728902
sans trying a little too hard to look cool
>>146729784
Asrielle-chan does have a nice ass. Can we take turns? Or share?
>>146729550
>he thinks it's actually her
Got yer feets :3
>>146729868
He might as well be, after the emotionally co-dependent and always needy state you've left him in.
>>146729857
I'll protect you just like Toriel did all the children she loved!
>>146729690do not
>>146729957
now we're cookin with gas
>>146729959
anon it is rude to discuss terms without her being present. although i call dibs on being first
>>146729992
No you didn't...!
>>146729285
>>146730167
Whoops, accidentally replied to you
>>146729958
what AU is this?
>>146730169
I'm going to be rude to that ass anon fuck if she's here to hear it or not, she'll find out. I do think taking turns is best, though.
>>146730131
Why not? He isn't worth anything more. He deserves this.
>>146730280
Gundertale
>>146730296
you're a wild dude anon, i can respect that
I wish we got more artwork of Gundertale.
>>146730346
We gun posting?
https://twitter.com/dead0325/status/744520037533310977
>>146730346
Heavy Weapons Goat
what's the worst undertale-relating thing you've ever masturbated to?
>>146730346
Another glorious day in the Corps
>>146730346
>>146730346
Chara with a gun? You madman.
>>146730418
My first time drawing anything Undertale related. I'm not that good of a drawer and they're simple characters, but I was wondering your guys' opinionshttp://i.imgur.com/i7K2wuh.jpg
>>146730431
Gun posting?
>>146730346
>>146730431
>>146730604
Aww, neat!
>>146730604
that's a cute flower and robit
keep practicing m8
>>146730604
your omega could use some work, otherwise pretty good anon
>>146730604
cute. keep going and you will improve a lot. i believe in you.
>>146730415
Just like we're going to go wild on her and respect that ass.
>>146730604
It's pretty good for your first time.
>>146720063
>>146730724
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SAYING THESE THINGS YOU MADMAN
>>146730602
Is there a certain artist that keeps drawing this stuff that I keep missing or am I just looking in the wrong places? Either way, thank you friend.
>>146730827
I mean it's not really that insane you don't need to lose your shit over it
Goat
Children
>>146730657
>>146730689
>>146730690
>>146730716
>>146730741
Thank you all <3
>>146730431
>>146730881
ive been messing around this whole time man
>>146730457
Literally nothing wrong with wanting to have secs with Toriel.
But seriously, I really don't like it when Toriel is with a kid, /ss/ disturbs me a bit. So, probably images of that with me trying to mentally block out the kid Frisk
>>146730987
I wasn't messing around
Damn anon I feel so betrayed you and me were going to be fucking buddies.
>tfw literally no fics of teen Frisk fucking teen Asriel
what the fuck fandom?
>>146730818
absolutely horrifying. i love it
>>146730818
Oh god, Papyrus, please stop, you're gonna hurt yourself
>>146731118
>no pics of edge asriel having kinky sex with an elderly asian male frisk
undertale fandom WHAT THE FUCK?
>>146731101
oh i'd still fug asrielle-chan, i never take anything on here seriously though
>>146730346
>>146731118
>tfw literally no fics of teen Frisk fucking teen Asriel
Either your new as fuck or retarded
Survey time /utg/! Will there be a correlation?
>Your favourite undertale>Most signifigant childhood trauma
>>146731349
>implying
Literally link one fic of teen Frisk fucking teen Asriel
Protip:You can't
Just because you like a popular ship doesn't mean everyone does.
>>146731262
Oh ok, good. Neither do I but taking things seriously here is situational. I'm always serious when it comes to a nice ass. I know she's still lurking here she better be ready.
>>146731349
Just bait for anons to find some for him because he's lazy.
>>146731429
>Asgore
>watching my dads leg literally rot off because of an infection over the course of a few months
>>146731429
sansi was molested by this girl when i was young i guess, not really trauma since i dont care but i have nothing worse
>>146731429
Papyrus!My dad faking his suicide in front of me on my birthday after giving me a long lecture about how my birth guaranteed that our family would never be happy or financially stable!
>>146731429
>Toriel
Hard to say, but had some really bad night terrors that wouldn't go away for weeks at a time when I was a child. Kinda fucked me up for a while
>>146731429
> Mettaton
> Danced to MJ in the middle of a shop.
> In the middle of a fight, my only stong part of the body were my legs, got called "Nice girly legs, anon".
Of course there is, now that I notice.
>>146731746
>that spoiler
holy shit what the fuck
>>146731601
It sounds like your childhood got offon the wrong foot!I am going to hell for that. I am truly sorry to hear that about your dad.
I tried heading back to the place where the Undyne chase started, isn't there supposed to be an easter egg there?
>>146731891
Well hopefully now he is taking astepin the right direction with his life.
>>146731429
sansi had horrible nightmares as a kid. one recurring nightmare in particular made it so i didn't sleep for an entire week and i was so afraid every single night. the fear didn't leave me for quite some time.
would you rub your fav's feet /utg/?
>>146731429
oh as >>146731601
I don't think theres any real correlation.
>>146731891
Its cool, it was like 12 years ago and he was fine after he got it amputated. Hes still alive and we have a good relationship so whatever.
>>146731986
yeah
>>146732031
Sorry. You don't need to tell me toheelwith these puns.
>>146731429
floweywitnessed my uncle's 1 year old dog get run over by a car
>>146731986
nah, they're all bony
>>146731429
>Toriel
>At age 2/3 getting told by my parents that we were going to the shopping mallbut instead getting taken to a circumcision in a hospital
>>146731429
>Toriel
>Metaphysical fears for as long as I can remember
>>146731429
>can't choose a favorite
>hanging from the limb of a tree 30 feet in the air when i was 8 for a full ten minutes because i slipped
i dunno
>>146732118
wow two good puns that fast? thats quite afeatanon
>>146731429
>Asriel
>
yeah never had anything truly traumatizing happen, sorry
>>146732171
Gee, that must have beenruff
Sorry to hear about that, though
>>146731768
I got called gay all my life for that stupid shit, even if that meant women got off my life and I'm still straight. I didn't even wanted to fight... fuck my life.
>>146731429
Asriel
Almost drowned
>>146731429
>Temmie>Either being knocked down a flight of stairs by our nanny as a toddler, being hit in the chest with an aluminum bat by my sister, or having a crazy golfer hit me in the head with a golf putter.
>>146732506
<DARK JOKE AHEAD OPEN WITH CAUTION.>
Wow anon,that must've been a hit.
>>146732354
How can youstandthese puns?
>>146732624
Must've been a real brainhazard.
>>146731429
TorielOne time when I was very young and my dad took us to church and it was time to get the wafers and when we were done I said something along the lines of "It's a good thing they were giving out those cookie things, I sure was hungry!" and then my dad got really angry and started shouting and swearing about me in the car.
Or maybe when many many years later we were in the car on visitation after my mommy and daddy broke up and he was trying to show me printed out emails and tell me about how bad my mom was and we got into a big shouting and swearing match and I was crying a lot and my grandma picked us up and my mom called the police and we didn't see each other for like a year and a half
I don't know if they're related
>>146732849
How do you feel about Asgore?
>>146732624
>>146732797
Kek, you can certainly say Igot a full strike out of those, was a real chest slapper
>>146711543I just realized what the thumbnail looks like.
>>146732907
I felt kind of neutral towards him in the beginning but now I'm starting to like him. He seems nice and kind and gentle and like he would be nice to snuggle up against
>>146732797
its easy, i have a realknee-dfor them.that one was stretching, im bad at this
>>146732750
what is this
>>146731429
>Mettaton>Wake up at 3 am to pee or something to see someone I don't know less than 3 inches away from my face, then get thrown across the room less than a second later>go to see who it is and they're fucking gone
>>146733032
Not original requester, but nice!
>>146732954
You're prettyon-parwith the puns, anon.
>>146733047
That's alright. I think you're hitting thetoe nailon the head with these puns.
>>146732224
>circumsised at age 3
>>146733064
what the actual heck, thats terrifying
>>146733062
Looks like a 90s super hero style AU
http://driku12.tumblr.com/
>>146733045
was just curious
>>146733064
spooky. where did that happen? your own home?
>>146732849
>/utg/ - Broken Families General
>>146733212
>Pap is Dormammu
that's pretty cool
>>146733186
Yeah, when it comes to puns, I like to makean impact.
>>146733212
Is it okay if I kinda like this? I kinda like this.
The piano puzzle is super hard being I am terrible as figuring out notes by listening to them.
To me is sounds like 1 5 4 3 1 3 2 4.
Which Undertale would it be the comfiest tobe digested by?
>>146733547
The art is neat and the concept sounds kind of cool so I think its fine. Then again I like Underfell so my taste just might be shit
>>146731429
>omega flowey
>seeing my family for what they really were instead of what i had always thought. realizing how fucked up everything was and how fucked up my whole life ended up being because of that. nothing serious compared to the other guys but it sure fucked me up.
>no correlation, asriel's life seemed ok up until he met chara/being reincarnated
couldn't find a good 'you idiot' picture so have laughing omega.
One day, I'm gonna be a prince
>>146733212
Is it strange that I could see Papyrus on a motorcycle, as the ghost rider, with sans as his wingman sitting inside one of those seat attachments?
>>146733651
me too
>>146733601
Toriel
>>146733212
"technotale" is the name, apparently.
>>146733695
not at alli know this pic isn't what you exactly described ok i like it though
>>146733651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywjX6AF6oVc
why not be a king?
>>146733532
These are some great puns, I'm glad we took aswingat them. We're on theball.tfw no Undertale golf pics to post alongside puns
>>146733591
(Blank) ↑ → (Blank) ↓ ↓ →
>>146733601
>comfy digestion
Don't raise discussion about this again, please...I want to be digested by Asgore... But I think the comfiest is either smol Asriel or Toriel
>>146733898
im not indicating that digestion is comfy, just asking which undertale would be the comfiest
>>146733876
That sounds completely wrong, yet it works.
>>146733853
here ya go
>>146733851
Because princes are cuter and loved better
>>146733837
how does sans head not get blown off the instant they build up speed
his eye sockets are huge and a ton of air would go whooshing in them
Hey, has anyone noticed that Carlos is like the human version of Sans? I think about it a ton.A SKELEton!
>>146731429
Papyrus.
Probably the worst thing I experienced was my parents being in a car accident because of some asshole driving while drunk. Being at home with my sister and my parents not coming home hours after they were supposed to, and they not answering the phone, was the most terrifying shit because we couldn't know what the fuck had happened and neither of us were old enough to do anything ourselves, so we had to stay at home waiting in desperation. Not to mention actually getting to the hospital and seeing my mom in what was basically a coma, and yet seeing her try to reach out to us when my sister and I started talking to her when they said she had been unresponsive so far...
Worst part was, the police was so shitty, they apparently weren't keeping the driver that hit my parents under watch completely and he managed to get away from the hospital with some injuries. Honestly, that guy is the only person I have ever genuinely wished death to, and I do hope he died because of his injuries and having had to hide to avoid jail.
>>146734069
Fuck off Carlos
>>146733980
Thanks famalam.
>>146734069
That theory was quite unNESSesary.
>>146734041
he needs some goggles, that's all
>>146720050
Last one for today.
>>146733853
Very nice puns anon, I'm glad you were able towhip up. I am quite glad I didn't gethandicapped.
>>146731429
>Undyne
>I don't have traumas
>>146733980
are you a wizardpaps has the best putting technique
>>146734314
good night petitesorry for the mess in the previous threads.
>>146734314
Very nice pumpkin.
>>146734069
I accept this more that I accept that theory that Sans is Ness.
Also:
>/r/equesting pic of Carlos and Sans sharing puns to each other.
>Or just Carlos and Sans in the same pic
>Or Sans doing the same pose as in >>146734069
>>146731429
>Flowey / Omega Flowey
>I can't recall anything particularly horrifying
>>146734314
thank you so much pumpkin seed
>>146734372
wizards are a myth, im the real deal. i agree since pool is much better than golf
>>146734328Fuck me I can't think of any more golf puns. Guess you could say I threw out my back swinging all these out.
>>146731429
>papyrus>my father abandoned my family when i was 11. i don't think about him a lot anymore but it's extremely distressing to me that he was a loving and caring man for 10 years and then couldn't give a fuck about his own wife and children one day. don't do drugs, kids.
>>146734407
Nighty night, anon!It's ok. It just makes me a little sad to see the threads turn like that.
>>146731429
>>146731746
>>146734113
>>146734669
So I guess Papfags are just fucked up.
>>146734113
Christ, did your parents recover? I'm so sorry.
>>146734479
>>146734758
More specifically they have daddy issues.
>>146734479
Here, have some Undertale Carlos!
>>146734615
That's okay anon, you went ahead and tackled these punshead-on, taking the time towhip upthese puns, truly you hit ahome runwith them, thanks for the laughs.
>>146734947
I ship Toriel x Carlos
>>146735048
Would the ship name be Torlos or Cariel?
INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT POLL, ANSWER WITH CARE!!!!
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>>146734762
Thanks anon! Here's a happy skele
>>146734947
Carlos, I would kill you if I didn't like you...
>>146735048
I think it's better to stop right there before this ship gets out of control
wow late replies are fun
>>146733194
>>146733236
Yeah, it happened in an old house of mine about 10 years ago. That experience got me interested in ghosts so I guess it does correlate pretty well given Mettaton's deal.
>>146735225
I was thinking you'd stretch it out to be Carlosoriel
>>146734479
>>146735287
Thanks for the skele!
>>146735230
>can't choose both
>>146735230
the fuck?
where my charabros at?
>>146735479
Waddup familia
>>146735371
Kek
>>146735230
>no Asriel
shit poll
>>146734759
My dad did. He luckily wasn't affected by the crash all that much. Stayed at the hospital for three days and needed some care when he got home, but otherwise he was and is fine.
My mom is a different story. She hit her head pretty hard in the crash and it changed her personality and motor skills. She wasn't able to walk for about two years and needed a lot of therapy to even get started. It took her years to become functioning again, and while she is quite fine now, she's not the same mother I had. She has to walk slowly or else she loses balance; she has some trouble remembering things on the short term; and she's a bit prone to mood swings for seemingly no reason. Her personality also used to be a bit more firm and mature, whereas now it feels like she's more child-like. But, by all means, she luckily did recover to a point where it doesn't feel like I lost my mother, and I'm deeply thankful for that.
>>146735630
Well Asriel's paws are obviously top-tier, it wouldn't be fair
>>146735630
Asriel is dead, I don't want dust on my dick or on my face thank you very much.
>>146735756
So is Chara, so your point is invalid
>>146735479
I'm here. While I like Chara more overall, Frisk's feet are clearly superior.
>>146734758
Everyone here is fucked up given some of the stories you hear.
>>146735376
YES! Thanks anon! Have a skele!I really need to save more sans pics
>>146735820
I didn't make the poll nor did I choose Chara therefore it isn't.
i love you /utg/
>>146735830
nah famm, chara's feet > frisk's it's obvious
>>146735884
Truly?
>>146735908
Chara is dead and even if they were alive, they would likely kill you after doing anything, if doing anything at all. It's not worth it desu
>>146731429
This was a bad post and you should feel bad for posting it.
what if anons were goats
which anon would be the best goat
>>146736002
Any non goat loving anon. It would be funny to see them as what they dislike.
>>146735908
Those ballet slippers though.
>>146735479
righ here
>>146736128
idk i think it's cheating to factor in shoes if we're discussing feet
>>146736002
Why not have both and get your very own Asriel-non!
>>146736002
>if anons were goats
That reminds me, there's not enough anongoats pics is there?is it anongoats or goatanons? It sometimes confuses me.
Alright, I should head off before I start any more shit. Fics should be out tomorrow.
Goodnight /utg/
>>146730990
It's a shame, since there seems to be a lot of pretty good artists who like /ss/
>>146736128
Aw shit is it best partner time
>>146736152
What was the name of this meme?! Fuck me I forget it. Didn't it start with the Simpons or something?
>2016
>Still no pets
>Still no friends
>Still no hobbies
>Still no fitness level above that of a ten year old
>Still no body pillows
>Still no reliable online relationships either other than random anons
>Still no reasons to live
>Still no virtual or real asriel/sans/papyrus to talk to
>Still no undertale dating sim
>Still no anons that like me
Why even live?
>>146734069
>>146734479
>>146734762
>>146734947
>>146735048
>>146735225
Could you even imagine shipping Carlos and Toriel? ThePUNishmentwould never end.
>>146736171
It's hard not to when we see neither of their feet.
So I am going to assume Frisk has dainty feet based on the slippers.
>>146736329
I want Toriel to call me a funny boy. I want Toriel to call me anything - boy
>>146736325
At least there's still the Part 4 anime.
>>146736325
No one likes you because Asrielfags are all trash
>>146736378
fair enough i guess,i still prefer charas feet though
I just saw Flowey anal vore, someone hold me
>>146736840
I want Flowey to anally vore my dick desu
>>146736840
Was it the livinlovindude comic where he has an asshole on his stem for some fucking reason?
Take it from me, not even vorefags like that guy. His art is garbage-tier.
>>146736629
Chill, I only kind of like Asriel on the side, I mean he is dead and he did kind of try to end the world. Not exactly the best person.
>>146736629
wow rude desu
>>146736848
>Asgore off to the side not allowed to join in or be around his own son
I wonder how a Undertale + We Happy Few would look like...
I want Chara to stab me
>>146737061
more like
>Asgore off to the side not allowed to join in or be around his wife's son
>>146731429
GasterGetting locked in a car at 2 years old by my dad as 'punishment' and left in the underground parking lot.
>>146736716
>>146736171
>>146736378
>Discussing feet unironically
But why?
