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>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_general_vg (all)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Thread archive
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>GTA:O Unlocks by Rank
http://pastebin.com/bAr3Q5sT (embed)
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/XEzpG0vB (embed)
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.34
http://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/220249028
>>146324943
more like fucked up aspect ratios edition
ha
magical
>>146324943
That picture...
>>146324943
so... this is the power... of PC....
>>146325637
>>146326857
>>146327086
My PC has the shittiest screen and it's fucking impossible to adjust the aspect ratio, my bad anons ;_;
pls gib
>>146326260
i just want you guys to know i really appreciate what you do for the crew.
>>146327697
well all I did was lowering my kdr
it's ok if it's for the crew though, right?
>>146327846
I always raise my kdr when I'm with the crew.
It's hard to go under when you've got so much help
Gold weapons skins, or platinum?
>>146328275
>>146328275
might as well cover your guns with cocks if you're gonna be a fag
>>146328338
Not all weapons have his skin
>>146328357
>Not wanting to bling the fuck out of everything
Pauper
>>146328357
>>146328538
Though, I would choose a cock skin if one was available.
>>146328275
Platinum
Why?
>>146329247
Because you use a Kuruma.
>>146329247
>now you can't explode my hugbox.jpg
>>146329247
A better question is why are you in it?
post yrw when you crash a titan filled with all your crates
These are Jimmy De Santa's feline companions
Is the game fun yet?
>>146330119
does this work? do how quick do you have to do it?
I accidentally the directory
>>146326260
Ayy, I was in that one. There's a first.
Would you guys drive this?
To anyone who bought GTA V digitally on PS4, how long did the install take?
The initial 10GB download is almost complete but is there anything to install afterwards that I should be aware of?
>>146331496
The total file size for pc was 65gb. That took me almost a day at 6mbps.
So, theres no real answer for you since I don't know your internet speed.
But, expect 55gb of more shit after the initial 10.
Is anyone with PacStan finale open?
I need some money for the Hotwheel's Batmobile.
>>146332410
>I need some money for the Hotwheel's Batmobile.
Not sent ;^)
this is our fearless leader
he's balding
>>146333432
>crimshitter in the lobby
>>146333581
Hi Blater
>>146333680
>tfw I'm classified as a literally who to all but 5 members
X80 best new razer mobile, check my doubles
>>146330269
Amazing speed, anon
>>146327575
im sure we will get it someday soon, anon!
>tfw your GTAG gf is cheating on you
>>146334669
tfw your only with your gtag gf to get nudes so you can share with friends
>>146334669
>gf
>g
>>146333801
still doesn't beat the hakuchou, though
Will the Pacific Standard replay ever get patched?
>>146335198
lolno
>>146334669
>It's over
>>146335501
d*mn...
>>146335198
Top lel
To that guy last week that thought it was impossible to land a buzzard without hitting the pole
Is the rockstar server errors when trying to trade in a warehouse just a temporary thing or has it always been that way? Kind of annoying me, I have 2 small warehouses and want to upgrade one to large, having two smalls and a large would piss me off.
>>146326260
if only i'd had the idea to get the sub sooner
>>146336394
*thread
>>146336167
The good old days...
How many Packie "Mcreary" standard heists would it take to buy and fully upgrade the x80?
>>146334669
>things that will never happen
>>146337225
I wouldn't be so sure
>>146336863
like 10 or 11 depending on if you're host or not
>>146337948
/gtag/
>>146337225
That Asian dude is ok and all but in like brotherly sort of way
>>146336641
>The good old days...
>PC screenshot
top jej
>>146338219
his chest is quite smooth
>>146337837
Wow... That's just ridiculous and even worse if you aren't doing the glitch.
>post yfw losing a full warehouse for the first time
>>146339331
How?
I only have 3m on my name. What car should i buy? I only havekurumafrom the old days
>>146338381
I perfer blater's (irl) hairy chest, myself.
I've got two warehouses to sell, anyone want to help?
>>146337225
>>146338381
fuck off fatower
>>146339553
just buy a nice bike for now
i recommend an akuma for you
>>146339945
make me
>>146339410
Dodgy connection + overhead powerlines that pop in at the last second
>>146339595
Just how many people have seen this?
>>146340262
so is it true if you end the gtav.exe process during a titan shipment you'll only lose 3 crates and get another go at it?
They're just not worth the risk
>>146340367
didn't mean to quote you my bad
>>146340367
My game crashed once. Only the last crate delivery got nullified, so all I had to do was repeat that one and sell again.
Get up
Like a sailor said, quote:
"Ain't that a hole in a boat?"
Are there still 0% PacStan takers?
>>146343567
let me get a little drunk and ill let you know how I feel
>>146343306
what san andreas mods are you using?
Is the Vinewood Backlot warehouse any good? Which other large warehouses would you recommend?
>>146345859
The cheapest one is literally all you need.
>>146345916
No doubt, but I'm wondering what the best warehouse is location-wise.
>>146346120
LSIA
; - ;
Is it normal that all the men show me pictures of their dicks just because I use a female avatar?
Do you guys ever join heists just to leave at the very last second to fuck everyone over? I joined one guy's pacific finale, grounded the boat in the end 3 times in a row and played it off like an accident, then when we were finally going out to sea I alt+f4ed, I hope he fucking cried.
>>146330205
before the 'saving content' comes up in the bottom of your screen
Is the swift worth buying right now since its on sale? I only have a million right now but no aircraft yet
>>146347165
Nope, you get it for free if you buy the 2nd expensive yacht
>>146346984
epic pwnage my /b/ro XD
>>146346850
>men
more likely some twelvies sneaking a dick-pic of their dad.
>>146347165
no aircraft is worth it, since they spawn at airfields naturally.
>>146347165
The only chopper worth buying is Buzzard.
You can then spawn it for free as a VIP/CEO.
>>146331130
would help if we could actually see the car baka desu senpai
Stop
>>146334883
haku is old and slow as fuck.
It loses for half the airport with a wheelie, and without a wheelie is laughable. Its top speed is like 1mph better than the banshee.
I love bikes, but proto is the king of speed. Acceleration is the ultimate stat for speed in freeroam.
Im not going to buy the proto, since if I want raw speed, I can hack or glitch for it, and I want them to introduce fun gameplay (stunt update plz plz plz a jumping car or something)
>>146350846
>if I want raw speed, I can hack or glitch for it
kys
>>146346850
Yeah, that's exceedingly common.
>>146350846
>tfw so long in /gtag/ I can't tell if bait or serious
ayy can someone invite me to PC GTAG? My SC is NotAnAndroid
>>146351640
Your profile's private. Make it public and someone can get you.
>>146351947
Thanks, didn't realize that. I just changed it to public.
>>146352203
Sweet. Invite sent.
Blater, that gift you gave me didn't work. I still can't access steam store. I'll buy something soon so I can get on steam.
>>146352489
I mean steam chat.
>>146351012
They send you dick pics because you're an attentionwhoring fatass tranny slut, fatower.
>>146324943
is PC crew active? should i join both the PC and All crews?
I like this game but everytime I just try to join a job or something it's dead as fuck
>>146353226
No, nobody plays anymore.
>>146353462
>>146353509
lookin for invite to PC GTAG
SC: varlotto
>>146352598pls do i dont want to have to go back to discord just to talk to you
>>146353767
Only the leader of the crew can send invites to private profiles.
Either send an invite to the crew or make the profile public for a bit.
can someone do a money drop for me
>>146353985
should be updated
>There are people who actually have private profiles on rockstar social club of all places
>>146354191
thanks a bunch
>>146354273
it must've been set to private automatically cause i didn't do it myself
>>146350904
Hack offline, and glitches are fine. Double clutching and slamming rapid gt/ vindicater lulz are nothing new.
>>146351141
Im very serious. Haku used to have the best acceleration too, but its been edged out by all the new stuff. Its still more fun because its a bike though that can wheelie. But I was driving the proto and that thing is hella fun to drive. I love fast cars with bad handling and I kind of want one despite the ridiculous price tag.
>>146354273
>""""modders""""
1337Hospitaller here lads
let me into the pc social gruppe
>>146355475
Gotcha
>>146350846
>It loses for half the airport with a wheelie
even less, actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flDWcllCp0M
>Its top speed is like 1mph better than the banshee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVsyyT7Su9k
>Acceleration is the ultimate stat for speed in freeroam.
true, but most players are going to crash before they can make full use of that because the traction is terrible
>since if I want raw speed, I can hack or glitch for it
what was the point of posting at this point, seriously
>>146356963
>le killing people in free roam for no reason webm
So ebin
>>146357223
>flying by some guy doing a haulage
>decide to shoot a rocket at him to spook him knowing it won't kill the truck or him
>he ends up dying somehow, respawns and starts firing in my direction
>turns into a shootout in which I blow up the truck and the trailer ends up falling into a river shortly after
>shoot at each other from the opposite hills until he gets dcd
kinda feel sorry but he shot back so it's somewhat justified
>>146354273
>he didn't take trevor's advice on privacy
>>146354273
>People think other people care about them
Unless you're a celebrity/e-celebrity or just a weirdo with no friends you no one cares.
>>146357469
if it were you driving the haulage truck and you didn't know whether the truck would survive a rocket blast and if the guy flying in the air would keep on you, wouldn't you do the same?
Something I have come to notice is that black people are so much more aggressive in this game than players of other races. I wonder why?
>>146358683
they're just roleplaying
>>146354273
dont want people to see and report my well earned neetbux
>>146358740
this nigga braggin to me about how good he is at the game when he has a negative kd, and about how he has more money than me and has a bigger dick. So somehow I should be intimidated by him when I killed him so many times and he kills me once when im trying to do a ceo work.
>>146358683
>he doesn't go in deep and kill
>he thinks race has to do with aggression
>>146357469
Nigga you shot first.
>tired so i lay down
>suddenly awake
>start up gta online cause i can't sleep
>dude fucking coming at me mach 10 in a insurgent, this can't be real, i'm in a supercar.
>instantly headshot the second hes in front of me
>hes quick reloading rpgs at me and i can't kill him despite 3 headshots
are trainers here
What the fuck?
>>146359187
Cheat engine
>>146359272
Scriphooks don't work.
>>146359497
my bud was trying out cheat engine a couple of days ago in my sessionhe got banned for 10 days when someone reported him
>>146343306
Do you remember "Luck be an egg-cream tonight"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y81iNY2_OOs
>>146359210
How does it feel to be unemployed not only in real life but a game also?
>>146359610
I get reported all the time by shitters who can't aim and/or don't know what .50cal sniper is.
He's probably done something that got detected.
Also a reason why fags at sesevenen sins got their bussiness all stalled, since all they can do now is cheat on oldgen and very few people were retarded enough to have oldgen version and nextgen/pc to transfer chars from.
>most of gtag is sleeping
>staying up because someone's gotta fill the warehouse up
>>146360081
> want to do VIPs and houses
> no one on
Suffering.
>>146360140
>>146360081
you guys wanna do stuff? I'm still fairly new-ish (only rank 55) and poor as fuck, I'd like money.
>>146360140
find empty lobby lad
>>146360396
drop ign
>>146360416
Friend, it's more about fun than money. I like playing with people.
>>146360510
Mmmmmars
>>146360081
being a one-man company and moving cargo by myself hasn't gotten old quite yet for me, very tpi
honestly if there were a single-player game about being a career criminal and taking over a city by yourself i'd probably play that instead of gta onlinethat's basically what saints row 2 is but i've played through that game like half a dozen times, plus i think rockstar's production values have spoiled me
>>146360653sent
>>146359771
Seriously tho, what the fuck is this
why are chink names so fucking obvious
ming_cock and ling_chen like holy fuck
>>146361056
xiao
>>146360807
What rank are you? Did you start new character? and are sub-30?
>>146361774
I'm rank 23, and this just started today. Prior to this, joining/hosting jobs worked just fine. I'm also getting no invites at all.
>>146361861
;_;
>get special crate
>mid selling it someone joins and hydras me with ghost org, didnt notice
THAT IS IT
>>146361861
So you still get those occasional calls from Simeon, Martin, Lester, Trevor, Ron and whoever else?
Last time this happened to me (3 days ago on new character) was when Ron called me to do a survival, which he marked on map and the game wouldn't let me do anything else until I completed it.
Completed as in starting it, dying on first wave and getting back to freeroam. Joining lobby and leving wouldn't count.
>>146362020
I'm actually headed toward a Ron mission now to see if that's it. I could have sworn this started hours after I got the mission, but maybe not.
>>146361989
Haha nice meme.
>>146324943
Can the Zentorno be a nice car?
>>146362143
thanks it took alot of rage to create
>>146362379
its the OG comfy-sleeper
>>146362620
>Sleeper
>>146362620
It's a hyper car, how can it be a sleeper?
>>146362795
are we posting sleepers now?
>>146362961
>kaz will never kiss you on sight
kill me
>>146362961
Super cars can not be sleepers.
>>146362620
>>146362961
do you guys even know what that term means?
>>146363108
>>146363097
it's an epic new meme
>>146363108
ive accepted that its some stale meme
>>146363097
> hating on sleepers
I bet you don't even ZZZZZZZZZ VRPPRBPRBPRB ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>146362379
>>146363097
why does the zentorno have ps2 tier detailed rims?
Where should i buy my 2nd large warehouse if my office is at Arcadius and my first warehouse is at West Vinewood?
>>146363248
I don't know but I like the blue trim on the tire..
>>146363108
>>146363162
>>146363187
Anyone like this sleeper?
This thread is a fucking sleeper.
>>146363428
Nowhere
>>146361056
why are 4chan names so fucking obvious
topmemmer and dankmaymay like holy fuck
>>146324943
havent played this in months.
any good way to gain money without grinding the same fucking heists again and again?
>>146365083
yeah
now you can grind the same fucking crate missions again and again
>>146365083
>havent played this in months.
Stopped reading there
>>146364209
Your face is a sleeper.
>>146365083
Yeah.
>>146365143
on a time in for cash out ratio you had better be an efficient motherfucker with a pair of slaves who don't mind getting paid jack shit to make crates worth it compared to just knocking out repeated pacistans.
gtag dating website when
>>146355932
man you are bad at reading comprehension.
I was talking about the main airport, obviously. Do you just like being right?
I was talking about tha haku being only slightly faster than the banshee rs, not the proto. That was the subject of that sentence.
>can make full use
This aint top level racing. This is guy driving proto of MT chilliad. Faster is always better.
>what was the point of posting at this point, seriously
Think about it from rockstars perspective. They dont care about balance and broke the suv, muscle, sedans, classics class. They released progressively faster cars. This is shameless free to play territory. I like figuring out the meta and stats of vehicles, but which is better or not, who gives a shit. Rockstar should work on content, making the cars go faster adds nothing to the game for me. I WANTED THE STUNT UPDATE FIRST ROCKSTAR YOU FUCKS.
Anyone online?
Gets on line
>>146336394
Guess I was wrong then. I think I only ever tried landing in the centre of the marker, or maybe slightly offset, but never the edge. In which case it is impossible to not hit the pole with your propeller at least, which isn't an issue if you don't go fast either it seems.
Thanks for clarifying though, now I don't need to land and manually exit. It's also pretty easily doable with the keyboard if you know it's possible.
>Can't do any cool jumps on my motorcycle because the game kills me when I hit the ground regardless of speed or height.
saints row would've let me have fun with my bike.
>>146368543
Get good
>that feel when no Audi RS6 Avant
>that feel when you will never drive the ultimate sleeper
>>146368543
you're shit lol
>>146368934
>>that feel when you will never drive the ultimate sleeper
X80 is already in the game.
>>146368543
>can't wheelie my bati or akuma up skyscrapers
shit game just like every Saints Row after 2.
Just brake before you land but if you fall too much you're fucked anyways.
>le assistant calls you about hot deal but there's nothing on the computer meme
>>146362379
the zentorno is one of the comfiest sleepers, anon
u have good taste! i hope u enjoy driving it c:
>>146362961
i like this picture, anon
>>146363518
that seems like a neat sleeper, anon! What's the comfiest sleeper that u own?
>>146368543
what the fuck are you trying to do? Drive into walls? This game lets you do whatever you want with a bike if you know how to abuse the physics. Its bike school for you.
>>146370739
Man this webm of you flying straight through the sky like a jet has convinced me you definitely are a legit master of biking.
>>146370859
You're so white.
>>146370956
wat
>>146368543
Actually sometimes I feel like bikes have an unfair safety feature.
>>146370859
I literally dont understand your problem. Like Im baffled. Elaborate.
>>146371027
pure lel
>>146371027
That shit doesn't happen for me. That little side bump would've knocked me off. And god help me if I get within three feet of a tree I'm getting thrown off. If I kept shadowplay on I could dump a dozen
>Ramp off a hill.
>Land on front wheel, knocked off.
>Land flat, dead.
>Land on back wheel, dead.
webms.
>>146371264
sikk
>>146370739
Nigga that is fake as fuck how do you even do that shit? You can't fly upwards at that speed and keep going
>I'm not using le gravity and speed hacks on a menu though ;^)
>>146370956
No really what could you have ramped off of that would have given you that much speed and force as to continue to fly in the air with the patched flying bike glitch?
>>146371027
Is anyone actually online?
![bati[2].webm](https://i.imgur.com/6H5Xwyo.jpg "bati[2].webm")
>>146372331
Yeah now that is my average GTAO motorcycling experience.
>>146369954
>falling for the let Karen leak your info meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voDqfVthTpA
>>146372404
What the actual fuck is that link.
and now to find out why OBS doesn't allow 60 fps recording
again
>>146371674
Use carbon rs then
>>146371674
for large jumps, tilt you bike upside down and hold it there by holding m1 and circling gently to hold inverted position. This slows the bike down due to retardo-physics.
>>146372826
That explains why I have a higher survival rate of landing on my head than on my wheels.
>>146372805
>>146372331
At least that didn't happen in PacStan.
>>146371810
Im not using any hax in that webm. Its literally just a glide in a custom race. I am using a platform made in the creator to jump off of but thats it. You could do this in free roam if you had a bro with a hydra to ride off of though.
anyways, bike scool
https://www.reddit.com/r/GrandTheftAutoV/comments/2ws9t8/guide_to_stunting_in_gta_v_xpost_rgtastunts/
>>146373151
>>146373248
don't reply to it
>>146373248
>still replying
He outed himself first post.
>>146371810
>le
>>146373248
>>146373361
>>146373361
Find me a better guide to stunting on bikes in gta5.
Im not joking. Find me a better one. Id love something better but that old shitty reddit post is the most organized and up to date thing I could find when I used to play this game frequently.
>>146365153
awk did ya? cute :^)
purchased any neat cars lately anons? or made any changes to your current cars of choice?
>>146374291
I purchased the X80, fully upgraded it and sold it after 5 minutes of driving
>>146374510
wat colour was it, anon?
and whats ur favourite car?
>>146374291
I bought a new Albany, and was going to go for a sort of sleek black almost presidential look, but I'm not sure how to pull it off since their aren't any Albany limos, or well customizable limos at all.
>>146374510
>mfw I can't even afford to buy drum mags and I see people buying expensive cars and upgrading them only to throw them away.
>>146374510
NEVER EVER
>>146374941
Is that a fucking black Hitler driving?
>>146375134>tfw can't give poor /gtag/s buffalo bonds anymore
>>146353896
>pls do i dont want to have to go back to discord just to talk to you
Why did you leave discord
https://www.gta5-mods.com/search/militar
Why the fuck do Brazilans want to import their own military and police into a violent corrupt parody of a completely different city?
Los santos is nothing like brazil.
>>146374941
i'm not really a fan of that colour, but the car seems cool c:
>>146373248
lol get a life, kid.
>>146375759
Why are you so insecure about your country?
>thinking of selling my FMJ because I just don't use it anymore
>don't want to sell it because it'scute
>>146376768
>anime
>>146376827
>anime
anon...
>>146374291
>purchased
I found an NPC-modded Gauntlet the other day. Decided to keep it. Took it home, gave it a couple tweaks, and now I find myself driving that boxy sumbitch all the time. It feels surprisingly controllable for a Muscle and it's great for pulling big, meaty slides in the turns.
>>146375134
Life's a bitch like that sometimes, anon.
Remind me to run some VIP jobs for you if we ever cross paths.
What's the most likes you ever got for uploading a picture to the Social Club?
Got 17 likes on this for some reason
>>146376768
i really want a yummy burger right now
don't sell the FMJ yet anon, take it out for a spin sometime in the near future! it's gud c:
>>146374941
I was thinking perhaps a deep emerald green may look nice for ur limo, but that's just me
>>146377112
could you post a pic of it? I'm glad it is fun to drive, sounds rlly good
>>146377250
I don't have a limo, their are only two limos in the game one is a town car, and the other is a mercedes with a turret on top... have you even played it before?
>>146377409
woops, i generally go by the definition of a limo being a large, luxury car with a driver and i thought that's whta you were going for with the car you purchased. i know some people are always LWB or stretched.
>>146377409
(You)
>A limousine (or limo) is a luxury sedan or saloon car generally driven by a chauffeur and with a partition between the driver and the passenger compartment. Limousines often have a lengthened wheelbase. Although usually associated with luxury vehicles, the word "Limousine" is also simply a generic term in some countries for a standard sedan bodystyle.
>>146377112
I don't like to do the business VIP guy stuff anymore. I got into it twice and I'm just severely out gunned on all levels in there. Some guy had a limo that ate like 6 sticky bombs and kept on trucking, I couldn't even shoot the guy in the turret because it detected my poorfag bullets and activated a force field. I had to throw myself and whatever car I could steal under the wheels of his limo for half an hour to distract him from killing our guy.
