grandgrant edition
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CHANNEL FOR TC
Why does envy lag out when he is about to Sunder? He would have lived last fight if he could pull it off
>s-secret and e-eg will lose in the open qualifiers
deee twooo fucking gee
more wrong than cucks who think britain will stay in the EU
GG is actually such an entertaining caster
nth for I WISH ETERNAL ENVY WOULD LITERALLY BREAK BOTH HIS HANDS AND BE UNABLE TO PLAY DOTA FOREVER
nth for waifus
my man
It's physically impossible for a team with a TB doubling the networth of the opponent's highest (who is a nonscaling carry today) to lose a game of Dota 2.
Honest question here guys:
Do you actively use shift-queuing in your games?
I know it's more efficient if you can pull it off, but I cannot properly do it without messing up. Same with quick casting. Tried that for a couple of games and ended up dooming and hexing creeps.
Any advice on that?
cant tell if grant is actually retarded or pretending not to be but still is
opinions on randoming in ranked? Legit strat? extra gold for ez lane win.
>>146323330
EE is no physical being, he has trancended. No mortal can fuck up this hard.
Reminder to root for our boys in Cucks for Life
based grant, our guy, nemesis of redditors
>>146323295
"Is that a challenge?"
I dare you to post it
t. cuck
>>146323507
>>146323139
there's no point being mad at someone you'll never interact with.
I WANT TO MARRY ANNEEDROID
Are you guys gonna enjoy the inevitable day where there's a major quest for Rubick and there's Rubicks in every single game?
>Individually spellsteal and cast 15/30/45 spells in a single victory.
>>146323507
>>146323385
quick cast is shit unless you play certain heroes like tinker and ember
shift queue is a must. I got used to it when tping because i got tired of sometimes breaking the tp, also try doing everytime you eat a tango. You will get used to it fast
>>146323407
sure, go ahead and ruin the game for 4 others FUCKFACE.
NEVER EVER FUCKING RANDOM IN RANKED YOU NIGGER
>terrible carry
Let's bury your soul, shall we?
>>146323385
>shift-que
Its handy blinking into Reverse Polarity after a TP, for example, or after a stun.
>quick cast
I only use it with Ember's remnants. Pretty situational, and pretty difficult to learn since your muscle memory will be fucked unless you start with it on
>>146323507
>>146323572
I dislike him so I want him to fail. I particularly want him to fail so that I can root for team secret because he alone is enough to make me want to see this team fucking lose
>>146323507
>>146323469
Grant isn't our guy, he's NAdota's guy
how fucking awful is this disruptor jesus
all he had to do was ult on top of void so he couldnt be focused down
>>146323385
I use shift queue for blinks. Or if I want to AFK farm jungle camps as a farmed melee hero.
Or if I want to cast spells after a TP.
>>146323569
ngl that was a really skillful fissure
>90% of their ti lineup
>losing to shitters
top kek
>literally all on MSS
yeah this is over
>>146323569
that is a stupid fissure, he would have made it to the rune first
Based RTZ qualifying for his CS:GO qt.
>Zai won't be able to play on a pro level
Fucking euros, man.
>>146323729
you've got some serious internal issues anon. have a piece of pie for me :^)
>>146323407
sure go for it, mmr is just a meaningless number
>>146323385
Practice shift queueing whenever you have a quelling blade by killing a tree and shift queue to keep walking. Good practice when you have to go to another camp.
Options actually take care of the most common shift queue situation which is doing something immediately after tping.
If you euls yourself the next action even gets auto queued. Just order a blink and you will do those clutch escapes that somehow everyone cheers so much about. It's srsly piss easy to do.
Other than for specific heroes like ember or sand king I see not much use for shift queue aside from being like 2% more effective wile farming or showing off.
>>146323746
>hating on NAdota
redditor shibbolethed
>immortals tonight
>>146323784
Who?
Team Veggies will beat EG right?
>>146323898
>hating on NAdota being an /r/dota thing
False
>>146323898
NA is the reddit region
>>146323898
>hating
??????
>>146323978
If Veggies beat EG the aftermath will be discussed for atleast a year
hello yes you wanted to lane? well too bad
*throws dagger*
hehe see you in 6 seconds
THE GREAT AMERICAN CLEAVE
>>146323876
Is also good for Puck, the game losing dragon.
>Top Canadian
how did zai farm a 10 min blink as a support holy shit
>>146323847
>they fell for the "fear can't play carry" honeypot
>they fell for the "universe is bad" honeypot
>they fell for the "zai won't come back" honeypot
>they fell for the "zai isn't good anymore" honeypot
>>146323725
I think you win.
>>146324073
*qualified for the qualifier
:^)
>>146323507
Clinkz goes my bones
>>146323876
Don't forget pudge ult. You can shiftqueue it while the hook is out to prevent heroes like sandking from getting away.
>Universe suddenly starts playing properly when he's back on EG
Hmmm
>>146324073
Congratulations Clement, you have the qualifications to beat literal whos after 6 years of being on top teams.
>>146324164
thats spooky
>Secret have a 100% (ONE HUNDRED PERCENT) Winrate on TI
>B-B-But they're bad!
Defend yourselves out of this one hatefags
>>146324114
?
He got fed first blood and a really peaceful laning phase meant he could just farm.
wow
>>146324073
>qualified to another qualifier
reddit on suicide watch
Why did Zai go to ppd and not ppy?
>tfw they doubted
>>146324164
APOLOGIZE.
>Aui is the better carry
What did Clinton "Fear" Loomis mean by this?
>>146324114
He pioneered the whole farming pos4
>>146324164
does she die if a wave hits her?
>>146324089
Hello, do you want to lane?
*Spews Liquid Fire*
125% uptime
~1400 tower damage a minute
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>146324290
Because he was always loyal to PPD.
>>146324290
He wants to keep a steady job and ideally not live in Turkey.
>>146324215
Will EE give Kaipi their EU qualifier #2 spot?
>>146324312
public relations
>>146324295
I always believed in Puppey.
>it's an EG play their signature heroes episode
>>146324290
I'm not sure he'd want to play with EE
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/EverNova/EverNova
>literally a chinese team pretending to be NA
>>146324014
>>146324025
>>146324048
>reddit, the pro-EU, anti-USA website
>being pro NA
lmao
>>146324073
I swear to god it'll be the most hilarious thing ever if they get last place at TI.
>>146323876
>>146324096
>>146324201
I was asking because I watched the stream and at some point zai earth spiked + finger in quick succession so I guess he must have queued it.
>pic related: it's when you shift-queue with a hard initiator like magnus
APOOPALIGIZE
>>146324201
You can just cast ult while the enemy is flying towards you without shift queue. Same result.
>>146324201
True, though you dont need to queue blink after euls. Does it waits until phase shift is at 0.0 when you queue something after it, or does it cancel it?
THE
GREAT
AMERICAN
CLEAVE
>>146324219
actually going through open qualifiers is the smartest thing they could do
scenario 1: invited to TI6 after the disaster of manila, moral is below 0, get destroyed at TI6 because making mistakes and no confidence
scenario 2: win OQ and main qualifiers, moral boost, stomp TI6 because regained confident play
I just realized Secret is gonna win TI6. It's over.
THE
GREAT
AMERICAN
CLEAVE
hahahaha holy fuck fear
YOU'LL PLAY DARK SEER
AND YOU'LL LIKE IT
>>146324454
IT HAPPENED
THE CLEAVE
>Fear can't play carry
eg still gets literal 2k shitlords, nice region babbys.
>>146324605
said literally no one
he's a TI winning carry
JUST
LIKE
THAT
FUCKING
NA`VI
GAME
EG.SASHA
FUCKING
GREY
SO
FUCKING
GOOD
I don't think I'll ever get tired of Grants butthurt
anyone got link to vegie stream?
MAKE
AMERICA
GREAT
CLEAVE
AGAIN
child's play
>26 minute Heart on sven
>>146324413
>the cunt isn't casting on bts
Thank Christ.
So what do you think, can Secret at least get the wildcard spot?
>>146324678
>Someone actually saved my picture
>>146324758
Go on twitch. Black Blitz Fogged Merlini all stream with voice coms.
>the city of Shazam
ZAI A GOD
>this is a former pro stack in NA
Jesus
Regionals should be good though. DC vs CoL vs EG
>>146324856
damn, thought our guy Tobi was streaming it again
oh well
this is literally the 2nd best team in the qualifier behind EG
>>146324818
Yea.
>>146324678
It was Na'vi.Sasha Grey you stupid Doturd. XBOCT changed his name to it.
>>146324907
More like DC v FDL v EG
CoL are fucked unless they pulled something out their ass this last week.
i didnt realize there was this much of a skill disparity between eg and shazam desu
also
>giving ppd treant
Was the DKBears vs. Secret last European series for tonite?
postition 1 fear cutest fear :3
>>146324481
hold on let me just go check out my favorite player has to say on his subreddit r/peterpandam
or maybe check out the what his manager and r/dota2 founder has to say on twitter
Are you doubting me?
HEY BUDDY I SAID ARE YOU DOUBTING ME?!?
What is secret to PPD's chakra gates?
Why can he not open chakra gates unless universe is on team?
Is PPD powered by friendship?
>>146325030
she's such a qt :3
>>146324803
jesus christ
>>146325039
>FDL
>Doing anything
The only legit players on FDL are CC&C and Beesa.
>>146325157
he's powered by good players
>>146325114
are you serious?
name one good player on shazam
I'm pretty sure EG payed Shazam to have 4k Peruvians play on their account desu
>>146324942
I like Tobi, but watching the players perspective with IG chat is way better IMO. Black, Merlini and Blitz make some sick in game calls.
>EG making shazam look like a 2k stack
>>146324803
[unsolicited opinions about israel]
where are the shazam fancucks now?
>>146325202
brax and mss are good (not this game though lmao)
i forgot svg was egs coach now, but pandaego isnt terrible
>>146324986
NA is pathetic if thats true
Can't wait to see Zai vs Cr1t and Zai vs Jerax
>>146325325
>unsolicited opinions
triggered. If people didn't offer up unsolicited opinions the works of Nietzsche, Machiavelli, Leibniz and Newton wouldn't exist.
If you believe in "unsolicited opinions" you are promoting anti-intellectualism.
I hope you're all cheering for me d2g
>>146325340
>shazam fancucks
there were none. you don't root for teams in t2 na, you root for players.
>>146325425
theyre the second best team in opens probably. theres just a huge skill disparity between eg and the rest of the teams in opens, as there always was.
IT'S FLUFF
EVERYONE
HIT
THE
DECK
still got 2 day before the bloodbath
>1 game away from BSJ vs. EG
My butthole is ready.
>>146325134
Saved
EG AND SECRET ARE BACK
this is gonna be a fucking good TI
>>146325674
still no CLQ Clan_Iraq stack.
>Pick support
>Lose helplessly because puck and slardar have brain lag, juggernaut is a russian who tilts the FUCK out and afks the first time he dies
>other support veno has brainlag too and is ultimately just a glorified fucking core maxing out wards first
>literally forced to abandon or put up with 60 minutes dealing with LITERAL subhumans who belong hung from a fucking tree
great
just
great
>>146325674
BSJ isn't going to win
>>146325658
>tfw you started the fluff meme
im sorry
It's a good day for Canada:
• Jacky Mao qualified for a qualifier
• Artour Babaev was dragged kicking and screaming to victory
• Doctors can literally prescribe for you to kill youself now
>>146325725
Secret isn't going to make it past Empire and Vega
>>146324413
>>146324803
Good god. I was actually thinking of reading some of the American comics. Do they all push their fuckin liberal agenda like this?
>>146325906
>doubting
>>146325887
>leaves got bantered so hard on /int/ they're literally necking themselves via doctor OD
if grandgrant cast together with clq I wouldprobably watch it
What if aghs disruptor allowed you to globally "glimpse" a teammate back to where they were 30 seconds ago
>>146325887
Neither of them are canadian and I'm looking forward to doctor perscribed suicide
Is terrorblade back to cancer tier again?
Can I start raising my 90% winrate on him?
>>146325973
I doubt Bulba
>>146325134
improved slightly
>>146326068
Only so long as the meta is still revolving around LS.
>veggies vs eg bulba next
HYPE
>>146326068
A pub Lina will likely shit on you because you have literally no health
BSJs teams draft is total shit. i dont know why people pick TA, shes so fucking bad right now.
>>146326068
Terrorblade has been good since the change. He's simple. If you play against physical dmg lineups you pick him and auto win. If they have huge magical or early game burst dmg there are better heroes.
poor bsj
>>146325957
HOLY SHIT MY SIDRS ARE FUCKING GONE
not even in 2k lpq did i see shit likenthat
>>146325970
They always have but they've gotten way less subtle about it.
>>146324215
Actually has a decent captain
>>146326160
get rid of the twitch meme while you're at it
>>146325957
you cant cast bloodstone unless you click it on the groundor have quickcast enabled
>>146324215
If actually paid attention to the Manila Majors you'd know Universe was the one player who didn't piss away the games in the first 15 minutes
BSJ blinks in feeds aegis. Holy shit
>another patch of "5-Man starts at 10 minutes and doesn't stop until the game is over"
i sure do love how the meta hasn't changed in 3 patches! Isn't it great how top tier picks like Bane are getting buffed because supports can't be OP? :)
>BSJ's stack has already lost
>will drag it out 40 minutes
>THE CITY OF BSJ
CLQ WAS RIGHT!
>>146323385
?
what part about shift queueing are you finding difficult?
>>146326604
>I can't stop a support with no inherent farming skills other than brainsapping carts from getting a 4200 gold item
>I also can't just stun and kill the fucker when he pulls his "I disable 2 people :D" combo
I can't stop laughing.
Guys I get to visit Valve's offices on a guest tour in two weeks
What do I do to be cool to a bunch of anonymous cancerous fucks in /d2g/
>>146326906
Ask about the legendary Clan_Iraq
>>146326906
you, like
suck my COCK, dude.
that's what.
>>146326906
Ask them to stop fucking around with this vr meme and actually work on dota for once.
>>146326852
>hero literally in top 4 competitive picks in 6.87
>gets a buff
yeah okay
his buff didn't even matter, but its entirely fucked up on principal
>>146323385
Quick Cast and Shift queue are useful mostly for heroes that rely on chaining skills like Lion, Wind Ranger and Magnus
>>146323385
i use quick cast ever since the beginning, i only miscast shit like once in a hundred games
>>146326906
unmask icefrog
will Veggies do it?
THAT VOID IN BSJ STACK AHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAH
>>146323385
If you are REALLY REALLY REALLY DESPERATE, you can shift queue induvidual heroes, and your hero will kill them in that order.
You can't play with 30-40% packet loss without heavy use of shift queue.
I cant imagine playing without quick.cast anymore.
improves reaction so .uch on erry hero
>BSJ WILL WIN
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
GULAG
IN
FLAMES
Lmao holy shit that chrono
bsj deserves this
>>146326906
Bring them OC art of gremlin d.va from their newest game, Overwatch.
"i cant wait for the open qualis with all these teams just waiting to knock secret and eg out xD"
t.reddit
>>146324164
does she run or curse the road?
what if TI7 has no invites and everyone has to qualify for a spot? gucci or no
>>146327149
i really hope they do. aside from black, theyre all very modest people who seem to still somewhere play pro dota, maybe im biased tho bc i like merlini a lot
>>146324164
what in the name of fuck
how do you walk with so little muscle mass
this is how you die at 30
>>146327265
Would be great but an absolute logistical nightmare
>>146327149
I would like to see them face EG, but their first really hard matchup is now against EG BULBA
REDDITORS, THE ANTI-NA WEBSITE BEING BLOWN THE GIGAFUCK OUT BY BASED OUR BOY GRANT
>5:15 You are permanently banned from talking in beyondthesummit.
HOLY SHIT GRANT JUST DESTOYRED REDDIT
HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER ROM THAT
LMOA
>>146327265
Terrible. This means literally nothing matters but TI.
Can he do it?
>this tournament is rigged, this tournament is trash, nice guys shouldn't finish last
t. reddit
>>146327471
I hope it's an entertaining shitshow at the very least
>>146327440
what happen
>>146326025
>>146325887
>>146326065
STOP MAKING FUN OF US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Remember
>>146327471
FLUFF NO!
>>146327471
Wait, is this Fluff + 4 peruvians?
>Veggies vs Ritsustack
Defense of the Sisters
>>146327596
>tobi skinny
just
>>146327596
This would have been successful if Synderen and Puppey weren't two of the biggest trolls.
>>146327471
25-4 at 30 minutes
>>146327596
I miss it
>>146327579
Grant did a reddit impression, he said this:
>>146327538
In a whiny voice. It was supposed to be reddit reacting to Veggies eventually getting knocked out.
I'm pretty sure Grant is on a Karl Pilkington level of intelligence
>>146325957
WASTED
>>146327253
secret and eg are the redditest teams of all
Why doesn't Grant cast at events?
Too crazy?
>>146327579
he said ritsu the more 4chinian of people would take a huge poo on Black^ aka reddit man #1
I haven't been watching VEC
who's playing what?
>>146327785
Can't get time off from wallmart
who should i watch if i want to see POO play?
post the ee terroblade webm
whatever happened to that based caster who made too many rude jokes and got booted?
that guy was fucking hilarious
Bulba vs VEG is a bo3?
>>146327837
Fogged off. Cap+Blitz support Cap is hard 5 blitz buys boots like every game. Merlini 1 Black is mid.
>>146327785
raycis sexis
>>146327780
Nice try, but the most popular post flair and most banners among reddit posters who were polled are both Alliance.
Reddit literally loves Alliance because they're subsconscious swedecucks deep down.
>>146327837
Veggies?
Pos 1 black
Pos 2 merlini
Pos 3 fogged
pos 4 blitz
pos 5 cap
grant plz
>>146327973
ty
based
BASED FUCKING SUMAIL LADS
>>146328014
>>146327968
thanks niggas
>>146325970
BASED S-ALLAH
>Black AM
Goodluck
>>146328014
Whoops I meant 1 merlini and 2 black
our boys in cucks for life are doing it
>sumail thinks the sword is going offlane
"yeah guys good"
>sumail finds out he's goin mid
"Lmao hes getting bodied"
Is sumail micheal jordan reincarnated?
Really sad when he died last month.
>grandgrant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF0tkdhtIDA
anyone got a any good ta lewds?
>>146328167
merlini AM
black timber
>>146327991
will you shitters just leave already
>>146328158
>sumail
>pic has a white man on it
???????
Imagine if we didn't have Grant and had to watch OD or BTS cast
>>146328271
TA IS PURE!
>>146328121
sauce?
Google isn't doing shit for me
Does anyone want to play for a d2g shitstack tmrw in EU open qualis?
